Episode 533 Scott Adams: Buttigieg, Fake News, How to Frame Immigration, Abortion, Climate

Topics: 

  • Border psychology: Telling people we’ll be sending them back soon
    • A simple tweet that reduces those swarming our border
    • President Trump uses psychology to protect our homeland
  • President Trump has a highly criticized style, BUT…
    • Future Presidents will be compared to his energy, results 
  • President Trump does counter-narrative things ALL the time
    • Enemy press and Dems push “racist” narratives about him
    • President’s actions and priorities counter their narratives
  • The essential claim for needing immigration reform
    • If your incentives aren’t correct, immigration is a disaster
  • GOOD FRAMING: Heartbeat bills, a beating heart equals life
  • GOOD FRAMING: immigration policies like those in…Canada, Japan
    • Merit based policies like our friends in Canada and Japan
    • People in other countries decide America’s immigration policies 
      • People just decide to come here…and then come here
      • America has no say in whether or not they come here
  • GOOD FRAMING: 
    • Is nuclear power MORE dangerous than risk of climate change?
  • Have I been targeted in a really destructive way on social media?
    • My troll traffic suddenly jumped up
    • My LinkedIn related traffic went almost to zero overnight
    • My YouTube traffic took a step down, don’t know why
    • My Periscope traffic down about the same time also
  • Was I targeted, or is it an explainable coincidence?
    • If there’s no way to know, if you were targeted or not…
    • …does that justify government intervention for social media?

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France is bacon

When I was young my father said to me: “Knowledge is power, Francis Bacon.” I understood it as “Knowledge is power, France is bacon.” For more than a
decade I wondered over the meaning of the second part and what was the surreal linkage between the two.

If I said the quote to someone, “Knowledge is power, France is Bacon,” they nodded knowingly. Or someone might say, “Knowledge is power” and I’d
finish the quote “France is Bacon” and they wouldn’t look at me like I’d said something very odd, but thoughtfully agree.

I did ask a teacher what “Knowledge is power, France is bacon” meant and got a full 10-minute explanation of the “knowledge is power” bit but nothing
on “France is bacon.” When I prompted further explanation by saying “France is bacon?” in a questioning tone I just got a “yes.” At 12 I didn’t have
the confidence to press it further. I just accepted it as something I’d never understand. It wasn’t until years later I saw it written down that the
penny dropped.

Answer by Lard Baron to a question on Reddit in 2011: “What word or phrase did you totally misunderstand as a child?”

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Episode 532 Scott Adams: Heartbeat Bills, Trump’s Income, China Trade, Immigration

Topics: 

  • President Trump’s 2018 income released
    • Fake News CNN…reports it in a misleading way
    • His 2018 income is less, but close to what he made last year
  • Alabama abortion law
    • The View says the law was made entirely by men
    • The law is being delegitimized by The View
    • Credible matters, the law needs to seen as credible
  • Joel Pollack’s Breitbart article on China trade negotiations
    • President Trump is educating the country on trade issues
    • 100% of Democrats thought a trade war would crumble US
    • 50% of the Republicans thought a trade war would crumble US
    • Now we know we can go forever with tariffs if necessary
  • President Trump wasn’t just right…he was OMG right about China trade
    • Chuck Schumer is on President Trump’s side on this
  • Immigration reform with a merit based system…LIKE CANADA
    • Canada…our proposed reforms will be similar to CANADA’S
  • What percentage of border experts support walls where appropriate?
  • Words used, the feelings they evoke, and their influence
  • “Deep Staters” turning on each other, accusations back and forth
  • SAT “Adversity Score”: How abused you were in life
    • Same concept of judging people…as merit based immigration
  • Chinese social desirability scores are coming to the US
    • Current world: We can cheat the world a little bit
    • Future world: Social desirability score dictates, limits options
  • What people click on…is what business models are driven to post
    • Our news options are limited to whatever gets clicks
    • Your opinions are determined by what gets the most clicks
  • Cognitive blindness and climate change
    • Nuclear energy development is the answer to climate change
    • There’s NEVER been a Gen III nuclear event, Gen IV even safer

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Malapropisms from r/boneappletea #2

Just because you can say a word doesn’t mean you can spell it (or even get close). The following is some of the malapropisms found on
reddit.com/r/BoneAppleTea/. Of course, we only picked some of the clean ones, so visit the site at your own risk.

I realized it was a “double aunt Andre”… – double entendre

You “minus well” do it – might as well

Asbestos has great “fire rodent” properties – fire retardant

I would like to “perches” that – purchase

He threw his “boom a range” – boomerang

My nephew has two great “pier knees” dogs – Pyrenees

some guy from “ballet parking” stole something from my car – valet parking

I’ll give you an “in death review” – in-depth review

She is about to hit “meta pause” – menopause

Oh the “ironing” – irony

If the “zombie eclipse” was happening… – zombie apocalypse

Me and “ellen the generous” when I go on her show… – Ellen DeGeneres

Nothing but “milk toast” opinions – milquetoast

I have reached “end lighting ment” – enlightenment

That is very “app lickable” to the situation – applicable

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Episode 531 Scott Adams: AOC’s Abortion Tweet, Immigration Framing, Trump Financials

Topics: 

  • Annual Presidential Financial Disclosure coming soon:
    • CNN notes his finances might be good, because he’s a criminal
    • CNN notes his finances might be bad, because he’s a loser
  • New books being published about President Trump
    • They’ve run out of all the “good” complaints about Trump
    • Authors are resorting to allegedly non-fiction books
    • Lots of anonymous sources…or fiction
  • FOX FAKE NEWS story: AOC thinks Alabama women get punished
    • AOC Alabama abortion law tweet is being misinterpreted
    • She knows law applies to the provider…not the woman
  • Iran unspecified danger, major military assets being moved to area
    • Why are we preparing for war? Shouldn’t we know?
  • Semi-Effective Immigration Framing…
    • Immigration is bringing in crime
    • Increasing crime only influences conservatives
  • Powerful Immigration Framing…
    • People in other countries are determining our immigration policies
    • Cartels are controlling our immigration, NOT Congress
    • People in other countries, deciding to come here…
      • …that’s our current immigration policy
    • Congress isn’t deciding who, when and how many, the cartels are deciding
  • Media Matters goes after Dave Rubin for Mike Cernovich interview
    • Judging people by opinions they no longer hold
    • Is that the world Media Matters really wants to live in?
  • President Trump looks 20 years younger than his competition
    • …Per Joe Scarborough
  • Do we age in the ways we IMAGINE we should age?
    • Do we IMAGINE ourselves into some of our aging issues?
    • Are their ways for average people to have the vitality of Mick Jagger at 75 after heart surgery?

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The Lone Arranger

In a ranch kitchen sat a wood range for cooking and, as well, a second, older stove, rusting and decrepit, no longer useful except as a table. On top
of the second appliance was a squat refrigerator to keep the melon and milk cool during the hot summer. It also held some beer.

The door opened and in came Cactus, one of the hands. He reached into the old refrigerator for a beer and held it down on the top to uncap it. The
froth bubbled up and flowed down the cold bottle, and from there it dripped on to the old stove. The mess that resulted was foam, foam on the range,
where the beer and the cantaloupe stay.

(By Himie Koshevoy from “The Ants Are My Friends” by Richard Lederer & Stan Kegel (C)2007 Marion Street Press)

The Lone Arranger: “Home, home on the range, where the deer and the antelope play” (Home on the Range by Dan Kelly and Brewster Higley)

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Episode 529 Scott Adams: Declining Sex, Trade War, Cognitive Blindness, Sleepy Joe, HOAXES

Topics: 

  • Heard it with my own ears…saw it with my own eyes!
    • No…you didn’t, just watch FULL video, read FULL transcript
    • HOAX VICTIMS: I REFUSE to view proof that I’m wrong!
  • Dismantling a person’s world view in real time…
    • …triggers cognitive dissonance
    • NOBODY says… “I’ll look at the transcript, see if you’re correct”
  • 2 Jewish people I’ve personally spoken too…
    • …attended the Charlottesville event, thought it was about statues
    • They obviously did NOT support Nazis at the event 
  • “Fine People” HOAX is a LOAD BEARING WALL for the other HOAXES
    • Debunk that HOAX, other HOAXES will be naturally challenged
  • Troll indicator flags
    • Cat or cartoon icon for their account
    • Followers are around a couple hundred followers
    • They attack the target person…NOT the person’s argument
    • Appears to be a centralized, organized, psychological attack
  • Heartbeat bills, are they compatible with Roe v Wade?
  • Poll says men are having far less sex
    • AOC says that’s because men can’t harass women anymore
    • Are there more obvious reasons for men having less sex?
    • Men are becoming feminized…in general, not all men, just in general
    • Do women want to have sex with feminized men?
  • Tinder allows women to always choose the more attractive guys
    • Why would they pick less attractive guys?
    • 20% of men get the majority of Tinder sex opportunities
  • AG Barr appoints VERY tough, experienced US Attorney John Durham
    • Durham will investigate the origins of the Russia Collusion HOAX
  • 3 attacks on Saudi tankers…no reporting or speculation on who did it?
    • What does it mean that NOBODY is even speculating?
  • China trade talks and the possibility of a deal…eventually
  • Sleepy Joe Biden…where has he gone?
    • Is the media refusing to cover him, ignoring him?
    • Do the Democrat kingmakers think Biden is weak on key topics?
  • Imagine a debate between Biden and Kamala
    • What would the audience be thinking, watching during that debate?
  • January 2020, we might see huge amounts of Democrat depression
    • President Trump might be polling at untouchable levels
  • Nuclear HAS to be a giant part of the climate change solution
    • Twice now, Juan Williams on The Five…can’t hear “nuclear”
    • Cognitive Blindness, nuclear options don’t even register
  • One President Trump tweet about nuclear development, options
    • Green New Deal people couldn’t ignore nuclear options

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Marriage Funnies

A bookseller conducting a market survey asked a woman: “Which book has helped you most in your life?”

The woman replied, “My husband’s check book!!”

******

A prospective husband in a book store: “Do you have a book called ‘Husband: the Master of the House?'”

Sales girl: “Sir, fiction and comics are on the 1st floor!”

******

Someone asked an old man: “Even after 70 years, you still call your wife ‘darling, honey, love.’ What’s the secret?”

Old man: “I forgot her name and I’m scared to ask her.”

******

Pharmacist to customer: “Sir, please understand, to buy an anti-depression pill you need a proper prescription … Simply showing marriage certificate
and wife’s picture is not enough!”

******

There are 3 kinds of men in this world. Some remain single and make wonders happen. Some have girlfriends and see wonders happen. The rest get married
and wonder what happened!

******

Wives are magicians. They can change anything into an argument.

******

When a married man says, “I will think about it,” what he really means is that he doesn’t know his wife’s opinion yet.

******

A lady says to her doctor: “My husband has a habit of talking in his sleep! What should I give him to cure it?”

The doctor replies: “Give him an opportunity to speak when he’s awake.”

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Episode 528 Scott Adams: Manufactured Word-News, China Trade, Russia, Iran

Topics: 

  • Biden’s possible VP running mate, Kamala
  • Some suspended conservatives are now back on Twitter
  • My defense of AOC
    • AOC and Tlaib are getting the “Fine People” HOAX treatment
    • Hyperbole taken literally or out of context for political gain
  • My defense of Tlaib’s “calming feeling about the Holocaust”
    • Don’t you automatically know that can’t possibly be true?
    • Out of context quote, looks HORRIBLE
    • Clarification is buried deep in articles about it
  • Chuck Schumer tells Pompeo to tell Putin to stay out of our elections
    • …Because nobody has already communicated that?
    • …Because nobody has thought of telling him that?
    • …Because Putin has no way of knowing we would be upset?
  • THE MEANING OF WORDS…is driving the news
    • Russia Collusion: Spying or an investigation?
    • News people pretending they don’t know how words work
  • Nancy Pelosi invited Imam Omar Suleiman to do Congressional prayer
    • Lee Zeldin criticizes Suleiman’s anti-Israel history and remarks
    • Was Pelosi aware of Imam Suleiman’s background?
  • MSM won’t allow Biden to become the Democrat candidate
    • They’ll knock him back and promote someone good for ratings
    • Have you seen Biden interviewed on CNN?
    • Does anybody report on Biden…with interest?
  • China pulling back from the trade deal
    • China expert says the LANGUAGE of the deal was the problem
    • The language used was DISRESPECTFUL, offensive
  • Recycling plastic has always been possible, but it’s challenging
    • NEW type of plastic can be easily recycled
  • Sex Strike Update
    • A+ for persuasion to Alyssa Milano
    • Respect for her activism sincerity and effectiveness
  • Knee-jerk hatred of everything “the other side” embraces
  • Free will has been SCIENTIFICALLY disproven
    • Free will simply doesn’t exist
    • Facts and common sense have little or no impact
    • People join a team and defend their team

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Malapropisms from r/boneappletea #1

Just because you can say a word doesn’t mean you can spell it (or even get close). The following is some of the malapropisms found on
reddit.com/r/BoneAppleTea/. Of course, we only picked some of the clean ones, so visit the site at your own risk.

…which is widely “except a bowl” – acceptable

He just ended “home a phobia” – homophobia

Has anyone gotten “sell you lightest” from a blood draw? – cellulitis

He was “discuallow fide” – disqualified

You look “for meal your” to me – familiar

I like the “try angles” under the eyes… – triangles

It’s a “doggie dog world” out there! – dog-eat-dog world

They “clothes” school – closed

Not to add to the “disk horse” but… – discourse

Must sell: “chester draws” – chest of drawers

Me and my dad spent some “koala t” time together – quality

LOL! I’m in “tiers” – tears

I had a “mind grain” again – migraine

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Episode 527 Scott Adams: Summer Fake News, Wall Construction, Iran

Topics: 

  • S.E. Cupp asks why Kamala can’t seem to get traction
    • Have you seen Kamala’s tweets and the way she speaks?
    • She doesn’t seem to know how to “unlawyer”
  • Biden’s approach to climate change is…let’s go slow?
    • How does he sell that to his base with 12 year fears?
  • President Trump tweets for Iran to call him
    • He’ll treat their leaders with respect…while negotiating tough
  • NO Democrats have gone in to read the unredacted Mueller report
    • Multiple Republicans have gone in to read it
    • Not one single Democrat wants to read it, nobody is interested?
    • No curiosity, NOTHING useful for Dems in Mueller’s report? 
  • DJ Akira the Don tweets about power of music to control people
    • The ability of music to manipulate emotions and behavior
  • NPR piece on Gen IV nuclear power
    • Far left NPR raising awareness of SAFE Gen IV nuclear power
  • Have the Democrats made a massive miscalculation on Biden electability?
    • He doesn’t excite…ANYONE
  • Alyssa Milano declares a “sex strike”
    • Finally…someone has brought the country together
    • Historically, it HAS been done before…and successfully
    • Respect to Alyssa for her commitment to activism
  • CO2 high absorption rate of a certain bush…plant more of those bushes?
    • Several CO2 scrubbing solutions look promising
  • Nuclear energy has moved from engineering to persuasion psychology
    • Nuclear is scary? Climate change is also scary
  • Gen III nuclear plants have NEVER melted down…not once
    • Gen IV is even safer and consume nuclear waste
  • How many Gen III or Gen IV nuclear meltdowns would you risk…
    • …to solve climate change?

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Episode 526 Scott Adams: Biden, Buttigieg, Bill Maher, Your Favorite President

Topics: 

  • Making predictions and tracking their accuracy
    • Only way to determine if your beliefs are correct or crazy
    • For President Trump, how are your predictions so far?
  • What if you believed President Trump would never be elected?
    • Economy would crash, and other now debunked fears?
    • If your predictions were ALL WRONG…
      • …shouldn’t you re-evaluate your beliefs?
  • Your beliefs DON’T accurately predict the future?
    • Don’t think your beliefs need re-evaluating?
  • Bill Maher pushed back against a guest on the economy
  • Rudy Giuliani’s Ukraine trip…now cancelled
    • Excellent, A+ move
    • Draw attention to Biden’s son, possible corruption with Ukraine
  • Biden’s climate change plans…mention nuclear
    • Doesn’t spotlight nuclear options
    • But including nuclear gives BIDEN the BEST PLAN
  • Doesn’t matter if climate change is a problem or not
    • The solution either way, is most likely nuclear power
    • Develop nuclear along with other promising technologies
      • One will emerge as the best, most practical path
  • Gen III nuclear plants, worldwide, have NEVER had a meltdown
    • Gen III is much safer than older generations
    • Gen IV appears to be even safer, just needs development
  • Presidential nickname assigned to Pete Buttigieg
  • Alfred E. Neuman cannot become president of the United States”
    • Top shelf persuasion technique, masterfully presented
  • Framing: The Wall
    • It’s a wall between America and the vicious, violent cartels
  • Framing: Immigration Reform
    • Who gets to decide what America is…and our fate?
    • People in Guatemala are currently deciding for Americans
  • Framing: Healthcare
    • Things are either pro-competitive or anti-competitive
    • Competition is the only way to reduce cost
  • Framing: Abortion
    • BAD: Is this a life or not a life?
    • BETTER: Who gets to decide?
  • Framing: Gun Control
    • People vote for their own safety
    • Some people are safer WITH guns
    • Some people are in greater DANGER if they have a gun
  • A well armed population DOES help control government
  • Obtaining purpose in life…
    • You feel good when you do things compatible with your natural biological drives
  • Ben Shapiro walked off BBC interview
    • Ben humbly accepts responsibility
    • VERY admirable, much respect to Ben

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Episode 525 Scott Adams: Drinking Coffee With You and Taking Your Questions

Topics: 

  • Democrat troll, Vic Berger’s behavior appears horribly abusive
    • Attacked Mike Cernovich’s wife and child
  • Gilead’s MAJOR donation of AIDS drugs to US for the poor
    • Only Washington Examiner shows up in Google search?
    • Is coverage being throttled, suppressed? 
  • China trade negotiations
    • Is this a stock buying opportunity?
  • Kamala’s lawyerly boring tweet
    • Nothing she does, feels genuine
  • 20 years from now…what will they say about President Trump?
    • Will they say nobody was better?
    • Most transparent, most persuasive, best rally speaker?
    • Gifted deal maker, friendly while negotiating HARD?
    • Delegitimized the FAKE NEWS industry?
      • Raised awareness they’re an enemy of the people?
  • President Trump accuses John Kerry of Logan Act violations
    • Kerry says he’s just “keeping in touch” with Iran
      • Does that sound even slightly honest to anyone?

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Thigh Problem

A man goes into the doctor.

He says, “Doc, you gotta check my leg. Something’s wrong. Just put your ear up to my thigh, you’ll hear it!”

The doctor cautiously placed his ear to the man’s thigh only to hear, “Gimme 20 bucks, I really need 20 bucks.”

“I’ve never seen or heard anything like this before, how long has this been going on.” The doctor asked.

“That’s nothing Doc. put your ear to my knee.”

The doctor put his ear to the man’s knee and heard it say “Man, I really need 10 dollars, just lend me 10 bucks!!”

“Sir, I really don’t know what to tell you. I’ve never seen anything like this.” The doctor was dumbfounded.

“Wait Doc, that’s not it. There’s more, just put your ear up to my ankle,” the man urged him.

The doctor did as the man said and was blown away to hear his ankle plead, “Please, I just need 5 dollars. Lend me 5 bucks please if you will.”

“I have no idea what to tell you,” the doctor said. “There’s nothing about it in my books,” he said as he frantically searched all his medical
reference books. “I can make a well educated guess though. Based on life and all my previous experience I can tell you that your leg seems to be broke
in three places.”

Received from Bill Rayborn.
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Episode 521 Scott Adams: “Fine People” Zombie HOAX, Reframing Immigration, Lawyers


Topics: 

  • AOC Twitter parody account (clearly indicated as PARODY) banned
  • “Fine People” HOAX promoters attempting to spin and maintain HOAX
  • WaPo HOAXers are ignoring Steve Cortes, Joel Pollack, me
    • My blog on “fine people” HOAX predicted WaPo article
  • President Trump hyperbole is psychology CREATING POSITIVE RESULTS
    • In contrast, “fine people” HOAX is destructive for the country
  • Enemy press tries to paint positive-result hyperbole as “lies”
    • POTUS uses hyperbole to drive POSITIVE results for America
  • 600 attorneys sign deceptive misleading letter
    • Trick 1: How many attorneys DISAGREE?
      • Data point taken out of context to create a perception 
  • Trick 2: President doing his job…can’t be obstruction of justice
    • Knowing now, what HE knew back then (witchhunt)
    • it was his job to manage Comey and others
  • Trick 3: “He would have been indicted”…but NOT convicted
  • The “persuadables” are the only people who should be polled
    • Team people (GOP or DEM) can’t be persuaded
  • Mexico and the America do NOT share a border
    • Drug cartels control border territory in Mexico
  • REFRAME #1: Whiteboard
    • Border wall is between America and murderous drug cartels
  • REFRAME #2: Whiteboard
    • Immigration Plans with estimated acceptable levels of crime
      • Objective priorities list for murder, rape, GDP, drugs
      • 1. What’s your plan cost?
      • 2. What’s the estimated crime reduction?

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Submarines

The new ensign was assigned to submarines, where he’d dreamed of working since a young boy. He was trying to impress the master chief with his
expertise learned in sub school.

The master chief cut him off quickly and said, “Listen, SIR, it’s real simple. Add the number of times we dive to the number of times we surface.
Divide that number by two. If the result doesn’t come out even, don’t open the hatch.”

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Episode 520 Scott Adams: Iran, China, North Korea, Border, Biden

Topics: 

  • Where are the immigration reform plans?
    • How will those reforms affect lives of Americans?
    • Crime reduction, less rapes and murders? GDP, wages?
  • Build a wall…isn’t a complete immigration plan
    • Less rapes and murder, less drugs, higher wages…
      • …that’s what people want
      • Where is the comprehensive plan for all that?
      • A wall alone, isn’t a complete solution
  • High level negotiations
    • One walk-away at a minimum
    • For a while, it will always look like no deal is possible
  • Chinese and American negotiators are all top-shelf…and adults
    • It will be a REALLY tough process, but a deal will happen
  • President Trump deserves a lot of credit for how he FRAMES
    • NK situation is an OPPORTUNITY for them
    • Personal, friendly relationship with Chairman Kim
  • People make decisions based on CONTRAST
    • Contrast is a major influence on decision making
  • Bernie is a unique contender, nobody is like Bernie
    • Kamala also has unique contender qualities
  • Biden…has NO unique contender qualities…versus Trump
    • Watching Biden, you reflect on how Trump “does it better”
    • When President Trump calls Biden “dumb”…is he wrong?
  • Rapid iteration with a large amount of variables is VERY difficult
    • AI will resolve that problem, allowing rapid iteration
    • Rapid iteration is what’s required for fusion power progress

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Kiss Goodbye

“Dad,” a teenaged girl says, running into her father’s den, “I’d like to kiss you good-bye before I go to school!”

“You’re too late, honey. Your mother just did that two minutes ago, and I don’t have any cash left on me.”

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Episode 519 Scott Adams: 85% of CNN’s Political Coverage, Deserving Sports

Topics: 

  • 85% of CNN’s POLITICAL coverage…is fake news and hoaxes
    • Red-pilling statistic challengers with the “fine people” HOAX
  • Somebody should create a fact check list of CNN lies?
  • Quillette’s Claire Lehmann tweet about trans athletes
  • De-escalating fears of Chernobyl type nuclear disasters
    • Chernobyl, Gen 1 safety systems, primitive 1960s era
    • Gen 3 nuclear designs are safer by design and time proven
    • Gen 4 nuclear designs have even safer concepts
  • 430 rockets fired from Gaza into Israel
    • Israel in response, “mowed the lawn”
  • Demands to jail AG Barr…because CNN can’t read
  • Was it an organized coup plot to take out President Trump?
    • Lots of questions for top people like Brennan and Clapper
    • How much did Obama know, and when did he know it?
  • Biden’s election chances are…zero?
    • He doesn’t have a natural group of locked in voters
    • Kamala would attract woman and black voters
    • Buttigieg would attract gay voters
    • Biden is just a weak version of President Trump

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Episode 518 Scott Adams: Facebook Bans, Biden Lie Tally

Topics: 

  • Anti-Trumper’s are running out of “A” material
    • Comey’s Dilbert-level complaint about his former boss
  • NYT labeled me the successful leader of movement to kill HOAX
    • “Fine People” HOAX is fading away
  • Social Media companies banning people
    • Why were they banned?
  • Social media platforms have become a defacto public utility
    • Social media is an integral part of life in today’s world 
  • Hate speech…who gets to decide, private companies?
    • Each company has a bias, that’s normal, expected
  • President Trump needs to push for a social media censorship solution
    • “Amnesty day” for social media people that have been banned?
    • “Social Media Court” to try and legally judge banning people?
  • Biden lies, how many will be discovered before a lie-count begins?
  • What would happen if the entire news industry went away?
    • No safe-guard function of the press?
      • Russian Collusion HOAX…the media gave us that
      • “Fine People” HOAX…the media gave us that
      • Media organizations just attempted a coup
  • Everything the media tells us, is spin or lies
  • National media today…
    • …is just a manipulation tool by people with agendas

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Episode 517 Scott Adams: “Bigger Than Watergate”, Economy, AIDS Success

Topics: 

  • Pattern recognition test…
    • Big ratings crash for MSNBC: Hayes, O’Donnell, Maddow
    • Loss of public trust? Least accurate shows…big losses?
    • FOX shows, Tucker Carlson and The Five ratings are UP
  • President Trump, the best Tweeter of all time
    • Multiple levels of message and tongue in cheek amusing
    • Easy to imagine a twinkle in his eye as he crafts each Tweet
  • President Trump tweets that the spying on him, his campaign…
    • …was worse than Watergate
    • True, and an appropriate slap at Carl Bernstein
  • Major AIDS drug trial had fantastic results
    • Risk to partners of HIV positive people was ZERO
  • Dan Crenshaw on Paris Accord seems 100% accurate
    • His proposed solutions downplay nuclear power, why?
  • Manafort…the “therapy animal” for Democrats?
    • His crimes had nothing to do with Trump or the campaign
  • Social Media platforms banning popular conservatives
    • They don’t know why they were kicked off the platform
    • Farrakhan also kicked off Facebook
  • Immigration reform process proposal
    • GOP and Dems both present their full plans, we’ll compare
    • Dems have no plan? Use No-Plan expectations
    • How many murders and rapes are acceptable under each plan?
  • HOAX Funnel progress: Debunking the “fine people” HOAX
    • Bottom of the funnel produces anger and laundry lists
    • Steve Cortes took a huge risk helping debunk “fine people” HOAX
      • As a CNN contributor, he risked his career and finances
  • White House and media NOW comfortable fighting the HOAX
    • Why is Russia our enemy?
    • What would it take to resolve our issues?
    • What if we both just stop messing with each other?
  • Biden is Trump…without all the good parts

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Quiet Please

My sister had been ill, so I called to see how she was doing. My ten-year-old niece answered the phone.

“Hello,” she whispered.

“Hi, Honey. How’s your mother doing?” I asked.

“She’s sleeping,” she answered, again in a whisper.

“Did she go to the doctor?” I asked.

“Yes. She got some medicine,” my niece said softly.

“Well, don’t wake her. Just tell her I called. What are you doing, by the way?”

Again in a soft whisper, she answered, “Practicing my trumpet.”

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Episode 516 Scott Adams: The World’s Dumbest Tweet AOC, It’s a Doozy


Topic: 

  • The World’s Dumbest Tweet…by AOC

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Episode 514 Scott Adams: My Hot Take on Barr

Topic: 

  • Hot take on Barr

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The “Fine People” Hoax Funnel

I’ve been publicly debunking the “fine people” hoax since 2017. The press created the hoax by consistently and intentionally omitting the second half of President Trump’s comments about Charlottesville. If you only see or hear the first half of what the president said, it looks exactly like the president is calling neo-Nazis “fine people.” But in the second part of Trump’s comments, he clarified, “You had people in that group who were there to protest the taking down, of to them, a very, very important statue and the renaming of the park from Robert E. Lee to another name.”

In other words, the president believed there were non-racists in attendance who support keeping historical monuments. To remove all doubt, the President continued with “I’m not talking about the neo-Nazis and the white nationalists, because they should be condemned totally – but you had many people in that group other than neo-Nazis and white nationalists, okay?”

Keep in mind that it doesn’t matter if the President’s assumption about the attendees was accurate or not. He clearly stated his assumption that some people were there for the monument protest, which he contrasted to the racists who were there to march and chant racist stuff. The New York Times interviewed a member of the non-marchers who said they did not stand with the racists. They cared about guns and free speech. See for yourself, here and more background on that group here.

Last week I chatted at length with one of the Charlottesville protest attendees. He hates racism, loves free speech, and wasn’t “marching with” anyone. He reports that there was chaos from the start, with lots of people all over the venue doing lots of different things. And there was no way to know what all of the people in normal street clothes were thinking by attending. He was there because he figured it would be a diverse group, from Antifa to neo-Nazis, with plenty of normal non-racists in between. Bolstering his argument is his Jewish heritage. He didn’t think he was attending a neo-Nazi event. He learned that from the press.

How dumb is that guy, you might reasonably ask?

I asked him to explain how he could look at the flyer for the event and NOT know it was organized by racists. I pointed to the little Nazi-looking winged image on the flyer to make my point. He said it looked like an American eagle to him. And when I started to push back on that point, he sent me other images of American eagles that are evil and warlike. At that point, I remembered a central truth about the human experience: If a hundred people look at exactly the same thing at the same time, they will arrive at wildly different opinions of what they are seeing. If you show that racist flyer to a hundred Americans, most would not recognize the names of the speakers, and many would not realize the graphic design was suggestive of a racist association. The fact that you and I would definitely recognize it for what it was does not suggest others would do the same. As evidence that people interpret the same information differently, consider every political disagreement ever. Most of it involves people looking at the same information and drawing mind-bogglingly different conclusions about what it all means. I wrote about that phenomenon in my book Win Bigly.

I remind you again that it doesn’t matter whether or not President Trump was accurate in his assumption that some non-racists attended. He stated his assumption and then spoke to the assumption. Worst case, the New York Times got the “fine people” story wrong, and Trump also got a detail wrong about the composition of the crowd. There was no reporting on the exact composition of the crowd, then or later. No one did a survey of opinions. We only know of the groups that had the highest profiles.

In America, if there is a large political protest of any kind, the most reasonable assumption one could make is that it will attract a diverse crowd including nearly every kind of opinion on just about everything. If the President is wrong about the existence at that event of some non-racists who were pro-statue, this would be one of the few times in history that there were only two opinions at an event attended by hundreds.

My point is that Trump could have been right or wrong about who attended, but it doesn’t change the fact that his words clearly and unambiguously condemned the marching racists while excluding them from his “fine people” category.

But there is something far more interesting going on here than just a story of fake news and quotes taken out of context. This topic is like a laboratory for testing cognitive dissonance. Rarely do you see a strongly held belief, such as the “fine people” hoax, which can be so easily and unambiguously debunked. You only need to show the transcript and/or the video of Trump’s comments in their entirety. The case is made. Easy, right?

After a few years of trying to deprogram people from this hoax, I have discovered a fascinating similarity in how people’s brains respond to having their worldview annihilated in real time. I call it the “fine people” hoax funnel. When you present the debunking context to a believer in the hoax, they will NEVER say this: “Gee, I hadn’t seen the full quote. Now that I see it in its complete form, it is obvious to me that my long-held belief is 100% wrong and the media has been duping me.”

That doesn’t happen.

Instead, people usually react by falling down what I call the Hoax Funnel. I use the funnel imagery because the big hoax (that the President called neo-Nazis fine people) is instantly replaced with a lesser hoax, and so on, until the final claim is laughably vaporous, consisting of a question without a claim. Here is the hoax funnel in all its parts. You can test this at home by debunking the hoax with friends and family. Watch how they all go down the same hoax funnel until they end with nothing but questions of the “How do you explain X, then?” type.

We start at the top of the funnel.

Trump called neo-Nazis and white nationalists in Charlottesville “fine people”

This is debunked by showing the full transcript or the full video in which he clearly, and without prompting, says the exact opposite, that the neo-Nazis and white nationalists should be condemned totally. See for yourself.

The believer in the “fine people” hoax will question the authenticity of the transcript first, which you can debunk by showing the actual video clip here. Once the legitimacy of the transcript is established, expect the believer to retreat down the hoax funnel to the following hallucination.

No “fine people” march with neo-Nazis!

Here you can expect the hoaxed person to hallucinate (literally) a fact that is not claimed and is not in evidence. There is no claim that “fine people” were “marching with” the neo-Nazis, or supporting them in any way. There is a claim that such people were in the same zip code. The “marching with” hallucination is easily debunked by a New York Times article in which they interview one of the non-racists in attendance who love guns and free speech and do not stand with racists, much less march with them. Excerpt here:

But it doesn’t matter if the New York Times got that story right. What matters is that the President explained his assumption about who attended. Keep in mind that the media has not reported who attended. No survey of opinions was taken, and there were plenty of people in attendance who were not physically marching or chanting with the neo-Nazis.

Once you debunk the “marching with” point, expect the believer to retreat down the hoax funnel to this next point.

Trump wasn’t talking about statue protests! He was talking about protesters versus neo-Nazis!

Again, showing the transcript debunks this claim. Trump specifically mentioned that people were protesting the removal of the Robert E. Lee statue. That clearly frames the “both sides” as being pro and anti-statue, not neo-Nazis versus anti-racism protestors, which of course was the biggest story theme from the event.

Once you have shown that Trump was explicitly talking about both sides of the statue debate, believers can be expected to retreat down the hoax funnel to this next level.

It was obviously a neo-Nazi event, so no one would attend who was not a racist!

That point would make sense if you had never spent a minute as an adult in the actual world. In the real world, a hundred people can look at a flyer and have a lot of different opinions on what it means. You might look at the flyer and conclude that only racists were attending. Someone else might look at it and not know some of the named speakers had racist views, or might assume the racists were a small part of a larger event about statues. The only way a believer can defend their “should have known” opinion is by assuming that the attendees were smarter than the average American seems to be in every other walk of life. You can’t get a hundred Americans to have the same interpretation of ANYTHING, no matter how confident you are that they should.

Once you have debunked this claim by showing how opposite the “should have known” argument is to all human experience, observation, and common sense, the believer will still hold it to be a rational argument. But you can finish it off by reminding the believer that the facts of exactly who attended do not matter to the hoax question because the President clearly stated he believed some non-racists were attending to protest the statue question. (No marching!)

At this point, your believer will retreat further down the hoax funnel to an even weaker position that looks like this.

Why didn’t the non-racists who attended turn and leave as soon as they arrived? Huh? Huh? Explain that, you apologist!

Notice we are entering the question phase instead of the opinion stage. When hoax believers are so far down the hoax funnel that the best point they can make is in the form of a question, you have already debunked the main point: The President was NOT calling the neo-Nazis and white nationalists “fine people.”

But watch how your believer will abandon the main point without admitting it, as if the lesser points that follow are somehow all the original point, but different. This is when things get really freaky.

Expect this question next.

Why doesn’t the president speak out against racism and neo-Nazis?

This can be debunked by referring to links showing the President repeatedly condemning racism and bigotry at different times and places. See here and here and here for examples. And of course here talking about Charlottesville.

After you have shown clips of Trump condemning racists repeatedly, and naming the groups, you generally see the hoax believer retreat down the hoax funnel to this.

Why is Trump “revising history” now, instead of when it happened in 2016?

Chris Cuomo of CNN asked this question recently when discussing the topic. And he asked the question immediately after reporting that Sleepy Joe Biden had raised the issue in his campaign announcement speech. Biden is the answer to the first part of the question as to why it is in the headlines. But why is Trump pushing back on the hoax now when he didn’t push back so hard in 2016?

Unfortunately, I have some insight into that question, and I don’t like it. According to my sources, the White House staff (many of whom were not as pro-Trump as you would expect, especially in 2016) and even some percentage of the management of FoxNews believed the hoax. That isn’t so surprising when you consider that half the country believed it and still do. Under those conditions, the President was trapped. If he couldn’t get his own staff and FoxNews on his side, maybe it was better to let the story atrophy from lack of attention. I can’t read the President’s mind, but without his staff and FoxNews on the same side, it would have been risky to take on the hoax without backup.

So what changed?

It turns out I’m part of the answer to that question. As I said, I’ve been publicly persuading on this topic for a few years, and slowly picking up support. But I wasn’t getting much traction until Sleepy Joe raised the issue, and that encouraged me to hammer at the topic with the help of my 312,000 Twitter followers. Brave writers such as Joel Pollack and Steve Cortes took it up a level with articles debunking the hoax here and here. Best of all, meme-maker phenomenon Carpe Donktum mocked the hoax in a way that is fun and visual, which increased its attention.

Collectively, including all the folks on social media who joined the debunking, we made enough noise to force the major news outlets to respond to the criticisms, with several of them naming me as a debunker. Wikipedia was the first non-right-leaning publication to debunk the hoax by including for the first time the entirety of the President’s statements. In the past week, I’ve seen other major publications debunk it as well, while pretending they are not. By that I mean they show the second part of the quote that debunks the hoax. They don’t frame it as a debunking, choosing instead (every time) to descend down the hoax funnel to find something – anything – that is tangentially related to the topic that they can claim is what they meant all along, or is true enough, or at least changes the subject. I include among the debunkers this past week the Washington Post, Vox, CNN, FoxNews, TheDailyBeast, RealClearPolitics, Breitbart, USA Today, the Wall Street Journal, and even Politifact.com. Any publication that printed the second part of Trump’s statement is debunking the hoax.

You might think all that debunking would be enough to end the hoax. But the hoax funnel goes deep. Chris Cuomo of CNN retreated all the way to this question.

Why does Trump speak out against Islamic terror more than white supremacy when the death count lately is higher from white supremacists?

I can’t read the President’s mind, but I observe he downplays everything he wants to see less of and exaggerates everything he wants more of. For example, he downplayed ISIS when the press was warning they were still a bigger threat. I interpreted that as a way to keep ISIS recruiting down. Who wants to join a losing team? Likewise, downplaying the rise of white nationalists/supremacists is how you get less of it. That last thing that would be helpful to the nation is hearing our President say the racists are doing great lately at getting their kill stats up. That would attract people to it.

We also know the press tries hard to frame the president as the cause of any rise in racist violence in this country. If someone is blaming you for causing a problem, would you respond by saying there’s a lot of that problem? You might think the smart answer involves minimizing it, given that you know you are going to take the blame for it.

It also doesn’t make much sense to say domestic racist terror is “worse” than Islamic terror based solely on the fact that the recent body counts are higher in one group. For starters, only a few dozen people are killed by domestic terror per year, compared to 280,000 people killed by handguns over the past decade. If all you do is count dead bodies, domestic terrorism and even Islamic terrorism in this country both round to zero. If you are being honest, you don’t compare those two groups on the basis of victim counts alone.

Islamic terrorists would love to use a weapon of mass destruction in the United States. They are an international organization bent on world domination, with standing armies, at least in the case of ISIS. And they are driven by an ideology that is hard to stop once it gets a toehold. By contrast, white racist terrorist attacks usually involve mental illness and lone wolves. I don’t see those risks as similar, and I don’t know how smart it would be to tell the public the racists are doing a great job of getting their stats up.

Now let’s say you have talked a believer in the “fine people” hoax all the way down the hoax funnel to here. Do they acknowledge how badly they have been misinformed and hoaxed by their trusted news sources for years?

Never.

Instead, expect them to pivot to one of the other debunked hoaxes that they are not aware have been debunked because their news sources are unreliable. That last gasp looks like this.

Well, Trump said other things that prove he is a racist monster, so…

That’s when the hoax-believer will present a laundry list of other hoaxes they still believe, including these gems.

Trump called Mexicans “animals”! (He didn’t. He called MS-13 gang members animals)

Trump called countries in which brown people live “shitholes.” (He didn’t. It was a reference to poor economic situations in some countries.)

Trump questioned Obama’s birth certificate. (Questioning an opponent’s legitimacy for office is politics 101. Trump did the same for Ted Cruz, questioning his Canadian birth. Politics of the most common kind is not racism.)

Trump said all Mexicans are rapists! (He didn’t say all Mexicans are rapists. He was using his normal hyperbole to say too many criminals were crossing the border.)

Trump said Judge Curiel couldn’t be fair because he is Mexican! (No, he indicated that Judge Curiel’s Mexican heritage might bias him against Trump because the media had painted Trump as an enemy of all Hispanics. In the legal process, calling out potential bias is normal and useful.)

Trump mocked a reporter who has an arm disability! (No, Trump uses similar mocking gestures for anyone he thinks acts stupid, including Ted Cruz. See for yourself here.

For a tour of some of the other hoaxes about Trump, see my blog post titled Why Democrats Hear a Secret Racist Dog Whistle and Republicans Don’t.

As I mentioned, this topic is interesting on the political dimension, but far more fascinating on the psychological dimension. As a test that you can try at home, see if you can push a believer in the “fine people” hoax down the hoax funnel. And just for fun, see if you can talk a believer into reading aloud the part of Trump’s transcript in which he “condemned totally” the neo-Nazis and white nationalists. I predict it will be hard to get anyone to read it. The cognitive dissonance should, in theory, freeze their brains and render them speechless. The believer will become “cognitively blind” to the transcript and probably get angry in the process. And you will give yourself a lesson in what cognitive dissonance looks like. Watch carefully the eyes of the hoax believer as their worldview dissolves. They will often get bug-eyed (literally widening their eyes) and start to sputter out laundry lists of other hoaxes.

You won’t change any minds. In my experience, the hoax believers go all the way down the hoax funnel and then forget the journey, returning to the top as if it had not been debunked one minute earlier. But you might enjoy breaking the brains of your critics. And you might learn something in the process.

Have fun!

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Episode 511 Scott Adams: Political Lies, Mass Hysteria, All the Racist Comments, Dopamine

Topics: 

  • Is Senator Wyden, the dumbest person in politics?
    • He STILL believes the debunked “fine people” HOAX?
    • Major media is now acknowledging it was a HOAX
  • FBI had unconfirmed, unverifiable Steele dossier
    • Steele then leaked the dossier to the media
    • FBI then claimed to have TWO independent “confirmations”
    • The FBI “seeds” information to the press for confirmation?
  • Press takes one thing after another out of context
    • The press “seeds” the narratives they want to push out
    • Then they refer to each other’s reporting to cement propaganda
  • The psychology of mass hysteria
    • Example: Sonic weapon pointed at our Cuban embassy
  • How many times has WaPo and other media…lied about Trump?
    • WaPo says President Trump has lied 10,000 times
    • Search on “fine people” HOAX gets over a million hits
    • Search for “Russian Collusion” HOAX gets over a million hits
  • Organizing your life around dopamine
    • Exercise releases dopamine
    • Music releases dopamine, but music lyrics program the brain
    • Accomplishments, even small ones, release dopamine
      • Completion releases dopamine
  • Lighting and color balance, impacts mental state
    • Seek lighting that produces your desired mental state

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Murphy’s Laws for Parents

1. The tennis shoes you must replace today will go on sale next week.

2. Leakproof thermoses – will.

3. The chances of a piece of bread falling with the grape jelly side down is directly proportional to the cost of the carpet.

4. The garbage truck will be two doors past your house when the argument over whose day it is to take out the trash ends.

5. The shirt you child must wear today will be the only one that needs to be washed or mended.

6. Gym clothes left at school in lockers mildew at a faster rate than other clothing.

7. The item your child lost, and must have for school within the next ten seconds, will be found in the last place you look.
(Tom’s note: Isn’t something ALWAYS in the last place you look? I mean, you don’t keep looking once you’ve found it, do you?)

8. Sick children recover miraculously when the pediatrician enters the treatment room.

9. Refrigerated items, used daily, will gravitate toward the back of the refrigerator.

10. Your chances of being seen by someone you know dramatically increase if you drive your child to school in your robe and curlers.

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Episode 510 Scott Adams: All the HOAXES Pretending to be News

Topics: 

  • NYT interviewed a non-racist statue supporter at Charlottesville
    • There was a DIVERSE group of people at the event
  • PolitiFact “pulled a Mueller”, refuses to state Charlottesville was hoax
    • PolitiFact  provides full context, lets the reader decide
    • Judging true or false is what PolitiFact does…and they can’t?
      • Left-leaning PolitiFact can’t or won’t state it was a hoax
  • Wikipedia’s Jimmy Wales (Founder), retweets truth of Charlottesville
    • Wikipedia beat all other left-leaning outlets to report the truth
  • Does a law exist, that allows the murder of babies after birth?
    • A life and death decision, who gets to make it?
  • Synagogue shooter and copycat shooters
    • Media coverage provides a how-to tutorial
  • Tragedy increases media profits
    • Does the media unintentionally promote copycat horrors?
  • NYT International edition’s anti-semitic trope…WTF?
    • NYT removed the comic, said it was an error in judgement
  • Don’t judge by the mistakes people make
    • Judge by their response to making the mistake
    • “I made a mistake, I’m owning it and here’s how I’ll correct it”
    • Isn’t that a better filter for life, and the world you want to live in?
  • 48-Hour Rule: Allow people 48 hours to retract or explain things
  • Charlottesville event poster wasn’t obviously racist to everyone
    • A Jewish person attended, thought it was a free speech rally

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Advice For The Asking

A young man is reported to have approached the renowned composer Wolfgang Amadeus Mozart (one of the great musical prodigies of all time), and asked,
“Herr Mozart, I have the ambition to write symphonies and perhaps you can advise me how to get started.”

Mozart said, “The best advice I can give you is to wait until you are older and more experienced, and try your hand at less ambitious pieces to begin
with.”

The young man looked astonished. “But, Herr Mozart, you yourself wrote symphonies when you were considerably younger than I.”

“Ah,” said Mozart, “but I did so without asking advice.”

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Episode 509 Scott Adams: Update on the “Fine People” Hoax That Died This Week

Topics: 

  • Collapse of the Russian Collusion HOAX, helped people recognize hoaxes
  • Biden now promoting 2nd biggest hoax…”Fine People” HOAX
  • Major promoters of the “fine people” HOAX…finally see the HOAX!
  • Many in media have pivoted…without admitting they were wrong
    • New hallucination: the “Marching With” HOAX
  • Charlottesville free speech supporter, witnessed the event
    • He wasn’t supporting or protesting the Nazis
    • He was there for his own reasons
  • A clergy group attended the Charlottesville event
    • They weren’t supporting or protesting the Nazis
    • They were there for their own reasons
  • A black guy who supports free speech was at the event
    • He wasn’t supporting or protesting the Nazis
    • He was there for his own reasons
  • Locals living in Charlottesville attended the event
    • Why wouldn’t a bunch of locals attend a big local event?
    • People have lots of reasons for why they do something
  • We don’t know exactly WHO attended, or WHY each one attended
    • Ambiguous then, ambiguous now
    • Safe to say, it was a diverse group with diverse reasons
  • The media has now confirmed that “Fine People” was a hoax
    • Democrats CONTINUE to spread this hoax, although debunked
    • Nobody  knows…exactly who attended the event
    • President Trump assumed there was a diverse group, diverse reasons
  • Actual transcript and video of President Trump’s words exist
    • How hard is it to read a couple paragraphs or watch a video?
    • Why is it so hard to get the media to READ or WATCH video?

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Post Turtle

While suturing a cut on the hand of a 75 year old rancher, whose hand was caught in the gate while working cattle, the doctor struck up a conversation
with the old man. Eventually the topic got around to one of the political candidates.

The old rancher said, “Well, ya know, that candidate is a ‘Post Turtle’.”

Not being familiar with the term, the doctor asked him what a ‘post turtle’ was.

The old rancher said, “When you’re driving down a country road you come across a fence post with a turtle balanced on top, that’s a ‘post
turtle’.”

The old rancher saw the puzzled look on the doctor’s face so he continued to explain.

“You know they didn’t get up there by themselves, they don’t belong up there, they don’t know what to do while they’re up there, and you just wonder
what kind of dummy put them up there to begin with.”

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Episode 508 Scott Adams: Sleepy Joe, Female Running Mates, Soul of the Nation


Topics: 

  • The Hoax Funnel – Whiteboard discussion
    • Helping people that are duped by the “fine people” hoax
  • 20 Year Rule: You aren’t the same person you were 20 years ago
    • …so people should get a pass for their actions 20 years ago
    • Encourage people to become better than they are or were
    • Don’t demonize them for who they were 20+ years ago
  • “The nation’s soul” is degrading and in peril?
    • What exactly does that mean? Vague, empty, political BS?
    • Joe Biden is making Bernie look better by comparison
  • Gaffes are Joe Biden’s brand
    • President Trump has tuned us to see low energy, unintelligent
    • When you look for something…you tend to find it
  • CNN article about 70’s TV show, Archie Bunker
    • They associated President Trump with Archie Bunker
    • Weak smear, but that’s all they have left
  • President Trump says the attempted coup was “worse than Watergate”
  • Did Mueller look at President Trump’s tax returns?
  • Swalwell and Booker both declare their VP will be a woman
  • Worldwide poll, people are sadder, angrier than they used to be
    • What’s driving that?
    • Business model of the press + social media
  • WaPo called me “far right”
    • Called Jordan Peterson, Mike Cernovich, Steve Cortes “far right”
  • Ben Shapiro’s belief about Charlottesville is cognitive dissonance

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Church Bulletin Bloopers

~ Bertha Belch, a missionary from Africa will be speaking tonight at Calvary Memorial Church in Racine. Come tonight and hear Bertha Belch all the way
from Africa.

~ Announcement in the church bulletin for a National PRAYER & FASTING Conference: “The cost for attending the Fasting and Prayer conference includes
meals.”

~ Our youth basketball team is back in action Wednesday at 8 pm in the recreation hall. Come out and watch us kill Christ the King.

~ Miss Charlene Mason sang “I will not pass this way again” giving obvious pleasure to the congregation.

~ “Ladies, don’t forget the rummage sale. It’s a chance to get rid of those things not worth keeping around the house. Don’t forget your
husbands.”

~ Next Sunday is the family hayride and bonfire at the Fowlers’. Bring your own hot dogs and guns. Friends are welcome! Everyone come for a fun
time.

~ The peacemaking meeting scheduled for today has been cancelled due to a conflict.

~ The sermon this morning: “Jesus Walks on the Water.” The sermon tonight: “Searching for Jesus”

~ Next Thursday there will be tryouts for the choir. They need all the help they can get.

~ Barbara remains in the hospital and needs blood donors for more transfusions. She is also having trouble sleeping and requests tapes of Pastor
Jack’s sermons.

~ Remember in prayer the many who are sick of our community.

~ Smile at someone who is hard to love. Say “hell” to someone who doesn’t care much about you.

~ Irving Benson and Jessie Carter were married on October 24 in the church. So ends a friendship that began in their school days.

~ The service will close with “Little Drops of Water.” One of the ladies will start quietly and the rest of the congregation will join in.

~ Next Sunday a special collection will be taken to defray the cost of the new carpet. All those wishing to do something on the new carpet will come
forward and do so.

~ The ladies of the church have cast off clothing of every kind and they may be seen in the church basement Friday.

~ A bean supper will be held on Tuesday evening in the church hall. Music will follow.

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Episode 507 Scott Adams: Biden’s Race Hoax Gaffe, North Korea, Felons Voting

Topics: 

  • Joe Biden announces candidacy by repeating “fine people” hoax
    • Then he seemed to endorse Antifa and a slave owner
  • Chairman Kim visits President Putin
    • Peace and friendships are the path forward
    • Hope for Russia, China, US agreement to protect North Korea
    • Potential exists for North Korea becoming an economic star

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The Bragging Texan

A Texan was visiting a Maine farmer (“fahmah”). The Texas rancher was boasting to his host about the size of his ranch: “I can get into my pickup
truck and drive all day and still not reach the boundary of my ranch,” he bragged.

The Mainer shook his head knowingly, and replied, “Aayuhh, I had a truck like that once.”

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Episode 504 Scott Adams: Biden, Impeachment Fantasies, Student Loans, Healthcare

  • Topics: 
  • Democrats trying to get ahold of President Trump’s tax returns
    • They say just ensuring the IRS is doing its job
    • Does that pass ANYONE’S sniff test?
  • Health & Humans Services isn’t good at explaining anything, but…
    • …they might be testing various healthcare solutions
    • A+ to our government for small scale A-B testing
  • Senator Warren wants to eliminate unpaid student debt
  • Climate Change debate update
    • The infamous Climate-gate email 
  • Consider me your hoax sniffing service animal
  • Bernie wants convicts in prison to have voting rights
    • Should the Boston Marathon bombers get to vote?
    • Murderers and other heinous people allowed to vote?
  • “Roadmap to Impeachment” claims by Dems and fake news media
    • NOBODY has stated anything impeachable, why not?
    • Is following the advice of your lawyer illegal now?
    • “They investigated 10 things”…yeah, and all were found legal
  • FOLLOWER CHALLENGE:
    • Get the press to state ONE, the most impeachable offense
    • Don’t Accept: “One reason?  There’s ten reasons!”
      • Okay…name one, just one, your best example

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Episode 503 Scott Adams: Iranian Sanctions, Free College, 2020, Climate Credibility

Topics: 

  • Poll of Democrat activists says they support Kamala Harris
    • Poll of the public shows Biden at 30%, Harris 8.5%
    • Who will win the Dem nomination, activists or the public? 
  • Iran deal cancelled a long time ago…no known repercussions
  • John Stossel’s support for SAFE Gen IV nuclear power
    • Whether or not climate change is real, SAFE Gen IV needed
  • “Peak Oil” concept from the 1970s created the green community
    • Peak oil worries went away because of new oil technology
    • Green community pivoted to continue justifying their existence
    • Now…green energy needed because of climate change
  • Audience call, topic: Tell me something you think we disagree on
    • Transgender athletes dominating on women’s teams
  • “Easter Worshippers” reference by Obama, Hillary and others
  • Who should make a life/death decision, mother, doctor, government?
  • Freedom means the right to choose…possibly in ways others wouldn’t
    • Freedom guarantees SOME people will abuse that freedom
  • Doctor’s orders to someone I know personally: Stop watching the news
    • Her life improved, she was happier
  • President Trump’s Tweet about impeachment when the OTHER SIDE committed the crimes and attempted to overthrow the government

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6 Throwaway Lines That Secretly Change The Entire Movie

By Spencer Thew,Mike Bedard,Ed Stevens,Dan Hopper,Michael Battaglino  Published: April 22nd, 2019 


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Don’t Mess With Mature Ladies

A mature (over 40) lady gets pulled over for speeding…

Older Woman: Is there a problem, Officer? Officer: Ma’am, you were speeding.

Older Woman: Oh, I see.

Officer: Can I see your license please?

Older Woman: I’d give it to you but I don’t have one.

Officer: Don’t have one?

Older Woman: Lost it, 4 years ago for drunk driving.

Officer: I see…Can I see your vehicle registration papers please.

Older Woman: I can’t do that.

Officer: Why not?

Older Woman: I stole this car.

Officer: Stole it?

Older Woman: Yes, and I killed and hacked up the owner.

Officer: You what?

Older Woman: His body parts are in plastic bags in the trunk if you want to see

The Officer looks at the woman and slowly backs away to his car and calls for back up. Within minutes 5 police cars circle the car. A senior officer
slowly approaches the car, clasping his half drawn gun.

Officer 2: Ma’am, could you step out of your vehicle please! The woman steps out of her vehicle.

Older woman: Is there a problem sir?

Officer 2: One of my officers told me that you have stolen this car and murdered the owner.

Older Woman: Murdered the owner?

Officer 2: Yes, could you please open the trunk of your car, please.

The woman opens the trunk, revealing nothing but an empty trunk.

Officer 2: Is this your car, ma’am?

Older Woman: Yes, here are the registration papers. The officer is quite stunned.

Officer 2: One of my officers claims that you do not have a driving license.

The woman digs into her handbag and pulls out a clutch purse and hands it to the officer.

The officer examines the license. He looks quite puzzled.

Officer 2: Thank you ma’am, one of my officers told me you didn’t have a license, that you stole this car, and that you murdered and hacked up the
owner.

Older Woman: Bet the liar told you I was speeding, too.

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Episode 502 Scott Adams: A Linguistic Kill Shot for Religious Extremism. A Persuasion Lesson


Topic: 

  • Whiteboard: A persuasion lesson, explaining the concepts in play
    • Example: A linguistic kill shot for religious extremism

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Episode 500 Scott Adams: The End of Reliable History Books

Topics: 

  • Biden going to Charlottesville to announce his candidacy
    • Does he REALLY not know…”fine people” was a hoax?
    • Biden is gaffe central, should be interesting 
  • Half the country thinks Mueller report is a roadmap to impeachment
    • How will history view that belief?
  • CNN would probably love to have candidate Buttigieg
    • But will they back him if they realize he can’t win?
  • What happens if…the WH healthcare plan is really good?
    • How would the media and the Dems react?
  • PREDICTION: WH healthcare plan will be better than people imagine
  • Concerns that President Trump isn’t tough enough on Russia
    • Would our responses be public or visible?
  • North Korea impasse situation
    • Chairman Kim doesn’t want to give up nukes first
    • US doesn’t want to offer anything till they get rid of nukes
  • US and NK agree on the destination…PEACE, only the path is an issue
  • North Korea suggested solution – Shake the Box
  • US could offer to protect NK militarily from Russia
    • Redefines the situation, gives Kim something to show
  • Writing and publishing tips and insights

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Things You Never Want to Hear the Exterminator Say

You know, when you build your next house you might want to consider using steel instead of wood.

It’s a shame you didn’t get that extended protection rider on your pest protection policy.

I’m sorry, but our worker’s compensation policy specifically excludes “killer termites.”

Do you know anyone who owns a bulldozer?

You’ll need to call the Jurassic Park people. Dinosaurs aren’t on the list of pest problems we handle.

Yeah, I realize I’m from Orkin, but I still need your phone book to call Terminix and All-Pest to come help me with this one.

I need to go back to the office to get a bigger truck.

Do you have someplace you could stay for the next three days?

Do you have a high powered rifle handy?

You wouldn’t happen to have some extra pesticides in storage around the house, would you?

“EEEEEKKK!!!!!!”

“Exterminator down! Exterminator down! Send backup!!! Extermin…”

“The good news is… you have termites.”

“Do you happen to have a large net?”

“You know, I’m also a taxidermist.”

“Ma’am, I’m afraid you need to let me take the oatmeal raisin cookies with me.”

“FIRE IN THE HOLE!”

“This could get expensive.”

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Episode 499 Scott Adams: The Mueller Report and Mental Illness

Topics: 

  • Presidential critics trying to spin bad news for them, into good news
    • Coincidences, unimportant things, but nothing illegal
    • Actual witch hunters in Salem believed they had good reasons
  • When is it illegal to listen to information from a person? 
    • “Collusion” charges require an agreement between parties
  • Chris Cuomo’s laundry list of unimportant, normal, legal things
  • Part II of Mueller’s report is pure political vaporware
    • No crimes, just lots of unimportant and legal things 
  • Anti-Trumpers are attempting to lawyer their way out of being wrong
    • Attempting to define or redefine “witch hunt”
    • The difference between “spying” and “surveillance
  • Chris Cuomo discusses things that are legal…but you shouldn’t do
    • That’s a tell for “I have no reasons”
  • CNN pushing narrative that Barr framed report to support President
  • Anderson Cooper says CNN never made claims against President
    • Coincidence that all their panel guests made claims perpetually
  • Investigating someone, down to the molecular level…finding no crimes
    • Is that the same as being cleared of potential crimes?
  • Anderson Cooper has attempted to take down Trump for 2 years
    • Anderson hasn’t been cleared of collusion with Russia
    • Is Anderson therefore guilty of collusion with Russia?

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Airport Check-In

While waiting in line at a busy airport check-in counter, I noticed a set of rambunctious little boys in front of me. As the line inched along, their
mother tried in vain to get them to calm down.

Finally she reached the counter, where the ticket agent asked her, “Have any of the items you plan to take with you on this flight been out of your
immediate control since your arrival at the airport?”

The young mother replied honestly, “The luggage, no; the children, yes.”

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Episode 498 Scott Adams: Obstruction of a Witch Hunt, Mental Health Crisis, Dale, More

Topic: 

  • Media and Dem reactions to Barr’s press conference

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Tried And Trusted

A wealthy investor walked into a bank and said to the bank manager, “I would like to speak with Mr. Reginald Jones, who I understand is a tried and
trusted employee of yours.”

The banker said, “Yes, he certainly was trusted. And he will be tried as soon as we catch him.”

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Episode 496 Scott Adams: Help Me Convert MS Word Footnotes from Letters to Numbers

I’ll pay $ 100 to first person who can help me convert MS Word Footnotes from letters (i) to numbers (2)

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Episode 494 Scott Adams: The Fire, A Glass of Water With a D. Cher’s TDS Relapse, Divorced Dad, Fine People

Topics: 

  • Shepard Smith shuts down French official mentioning other fires
  • Michelle Obama compares President Trump to divorced Dad
    • Divorce as a sexist insult against men…cause men suck?
  • CNN, Chris Cuomo show guest promoted the “fine people” hoax
    • NO correction or pushback from Cuomo, fake news CNN
  • Cher blasts President Trump because he agreed with her
    • President “butchers his enemies”…with mean nicknames?
  • Pelosi and a glass of water with a “D” next to it
  • CNN top left (key news stories) nothing attacking Trump? No News?
  • 30 year anniversary of Dilbert today
  • Presidential candidates need to be asked SAFE Gen IV nuclear power?
  • Ask candidates if they believe the “fine people” hoax
  • Matchup: Power, maturity, results…versus Mayor Pete’s cleverness

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Code

I tried to explain to a client why I couldn’t help him with a project that was written in a program code that I didn’t know.

“Let’s say you’re asking me to write something in a specific language. Now, I’m fluent in English and Spanish, but your project is in Chinese. Since I
don’t understand Chinese, I’m not your best option. You need someone who is fluent in this specific language. See?”

He said he did and thanked me.

The next morning, I got a call from another developer asking, “Why is So-and-So asking us if we’re fluent in Chinese?”

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Stephen Colbert Revels In French Reaction To Trump’s ‘Flying Water Tanker’ Tweet

The “Late Show” host mocked the president’s advice for battling the Notre Dame fire.
Comedy
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Tiger Woods

One day, when a golfer was playing golf, some tourists pointed and said, “Tiger Woods!! Tiger Woods!!”

The golfer was happy for a split second before a tiger came out of the woods.

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6 Real News Stories That Are Straight Out Of Science Fiction

By E. Reid Ross,Christian Markle,Tee Ngin Rui  Published: April 15th, 2019 


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Episode 493 Scott Adams: Cher’s TDS Cure, Bad Studies, Omar’s Death Threats, Pelosi

Topics: 

  • The press has nothing that it wants to report right now
    • Things are going President Trump’s way right now
  • The press doesn’t seem to support the left’s healthcare plans
    • Is it because they can’t tell a lie THAT big? 
  •  The press can no longer say border security doesn’t matter
  • CHER tweets about Los Angeles sanctuary city status
  • Mayor Pete definitely has some charisma
    • A gay veteran who is also smart, with clever empty statements
  • Andrew Yang goes full racist and gets away with it
    • Says he’s an Asian that likes math…Is that racist against whites?
  • Myth: Moderate drinking is good for you
    • People who aren’t alcoholics…live longer
    • Doesn’t mean booze is good for you
  • Myth: Women are attracted to guys that are jerks
  • Myth: Men are attracted to women who are the “B” word
  • Is it still embarrassing to support President Trump?
    • People wrong about everything for the last two years
  • If you aren’t embarrassed about being anti-Trump for last 3 years

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John Oliver Gets Hollywood’s Biggest Stars To Taunt Purdue Over Opioid Crisis

“Last Week Tonight” host recruits Michael Keaton, Bryan Cranston, Michael K. Williams and Richard Kind to take on the Sackler family.
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Steve’s Plan For Tax Reform

1. Gather up all of the members of the United States House and Senate.

2. Put them in one large room and lock the doors.

3. Give each “guest” a paper copy of the United States Tax Code, a pencil and plenty of paper. No computers allowed!

4. NOBODY gets to leave the room until EVERY Representative and Senator has completed their own tax returns and PAID their taxes. (Also works for the
Secretary of the Treasury)

5. If any member finishes early, he or she may assist another member. Remember, NOBODY leaves until EVERYONE had completed their return and PAID their
taxes.

6. Tax reform and simplification will occur during the next session of Congress.

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Episode 492 Scott Adams: Proposing a Capitalist Healthcare Plan That’s Either Brilliant, or the Opposite


Topics: 

  • Capitalist version of a healthcare plan
  • Healthcare Confusopoly – Whiteboard
  • Business model of the press inhibits seeking, promoting solutions
  • Suggestions for fixing healthcare
    • Price Transparency
    • Healthcare Insurer rebates if consumer finds bargains
    • Market for health data sharing

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K-Pop Sensation BTS Debuts ‘Boy With Luv’ In Historic ‘Saturday Night Live’ Performance

The audience went wild.
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Quotes of the Day

America believes in education: the average professor earns more money in a year than a professional athlete earns in a whole week. – Evan Esar

I like work: it fascinates me. I can sit and look at it for hours. – Jerome K. Jerome, “Three Men in a Boat,” 1889

A bore is a man who deprives you of solitude without providing you with company. – Gian Vincenzo Gravina

As for me, except for an occasional heart attack, I feel as young as I ever did. – Robert Benchley

The only normal people are the ones you don’t know very well. – Joe Ancis

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Episode 490 Scott Adams: Sanctuary City Persuasion, Climate Change Solutions

Topics: 

  • White House considers shipping illegals to sanctuary cities
    • Phase 2: Why won’t sanctuary cities accept them?
    • Phase 3 Kill Shot: “How many illegal immigrants will you take”
  • Our government is so broken it can’t act on things both sides agree on
  • Nobody “shakes the box” better than President Trump
    • Side Note: AOC also “shakes the box” effectively
  • Small floating cities are essentially aircraft carriers
    • Aircraft carriers are nuclear powered, Gen IV applicable
  • Green Peace supports Gen IV SAFE nuclear power
  • Why aren’t FOX or CNN discussing, covering SAFE Gen IV nuclear?
    • BOTH sides of congress support SAFE Gen IV nuclear power
  • Dems want to say GOP isn’t doing anything about climate change
    • SAFE Gen IV solves climate change, it’s being developed
  • 5G isn’t just faster internet
    • 5G is civilization changing
    • Education, VR, healthcare, everything major will be transformed
  • Lets get to free education the smart way…through technology
    • Schools today: bullying, drugs, sex
    • With technology, we CAN do better for our children

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Kate McKinnon’s Bad-To-The-Bone ‘Lori Loughlin’ Schools Convicts On ‘SNL’

Michael Keaton’s “Julian Assange” boasts that he’s the “scourge of the cleaning staff at the Ecuadorian embassy.”
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Episode 489 Scott Adams: Monkeys, Climate, Communication, Assange, White Nationalism, Brainstorming

Topics: 

  • “White Nationalist” is an offensive racist term
  • Human genes are being injected into monkey brains
    • As monkey intelligence increases, will they be given rights?
  • CNN can’t decide what side they’re on in regard to Assange
  • CNN heavily promoting Buttigieg, top 8 headlines all Buttigieg
  • ICE considered locating illegal immigrants in sanctuary cities
  • Schumer calls Assange a “Russian spy”, without any evidence
    • So far, even CNN isn’t highliting his statement
  • Communication requires speaker to assume knowledge of audience 
  • Do “bug eyes” indicate a person doesn’t believe what they’re saying?
    • “Join my hallucination” physical symptom: Bug eyes?
  • Winning the argument by arguing the definition of words
  • My father built a bomb shelter in our basement when I was a kid
    • Nuclear war was so imminent, we needed to prepare
    • What impact did that have on children?

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Best Suited For

Bob meets Bill at the bar after work and is looking down in the dumps.

“What’s wrong now Bob,” asked Bill.

Bob replies, “They called in a management team and gave everyone in the office an aptitude test to see what they were best suited for.”

“Yeah, so what’s the problem with that,” asks Bill.

Bob sighs, “Well, it seems I’m best suited for unemployment.”

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Kid-Friendly ‘Avengers’ Storybook Hilariously Blames Thor On ‘Jimmy Kimmel’

Chris Hemsworth hammers his “pathetic” colleagues in a response that definitely isn’t by the book.
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Surgery Notes

One of our patients wasn’t taking any chances. Prior to her operation, she taped notes to her body for the surgeon… “Take your time,” “Don’t cut
yourself,” “No need to rush,” “Wash your hands…”

After surgery, as I helped the patient back into her bed, we discovered a new note taped to her, this one from the doctor, “Has anyone seen my
wristwatch?”

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Episode 488 Scott Adams: My Assange Prediction

Topics: 

  • CNN, FOX not yet sure if it’s better for their team to love or hate Assange
  • Assange + Trump more likely to make a deal than any other POTUS
    • What does Assange know, that nobody else knows? 
    • Assange previously offered juicy info that benefits Trump
  • Legal ploy and no jail time for Assange, in exchange for info?

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Kellyanne And George Conway Get Kinky Over Trump Feud On ‘Full Frontal’

Samantha Bee’s “Fifty Cons of Way” spoof of the White House adviser’s marriage will tie you up for a few minutes.
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Two Mothers

Two mothers met for coffee. “Well Ruthie, how are the kids?”

“To tell you the truth, my son has married a real tramp!” says Ruth. “She doesn’t get out of bed until 11. She’s out all day spending his money on
Heaven knows what, and when he gets home, exhausted, does she have a nice hot dinner for him? Ha! She makes him take her out to dinner at an expensive
restaurant.”

“Oh! What a shame. And how about your daughter?”

“Ah! Now there’s a lucky girl. She has married a saint. He brings her breakfast in bed, he gives her enough money to buy whatever she needs, and in
the evening he always takes her out to dinner at a nice restaurant.”

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Episode 486 Scott Adams: HOAXES, Buttigieg, Healthcare, Israel, Candace Owens, More

Topics: 

  • Ted Lieu’s despicable, out of context clip sliming Candace Owens
  • Pete Buttigieg, the new media endorsed Democrat candidate 
  • Zapping nuclear waste with a laser to neutralize it’s danger
  • Bill Gates promoting Gen IV SAFE nuclear power options
    • NO danger of meltdown
    • CAN safely burn existing nuclear waste for its fuel
  • Healthcare and President Trump…waiting for the 2020 elections
    • Persuasion: A+
    • Grade: F (he has no plan so far) 
  • Healthcare plan suggestion…
    • Competition is what’s badly needed
    • Allow people to buy into Medicare at reduced rates?
    • Existing plans would need to compete with Medicare plan 
  • Medical technology startups for consumer cost reductions
    • Technology reduces costs, improves results
  • 12% of people say CNN isn’t politically biased…wow
  • Prime Minister Netanyahu wins election
  • DEBUNKING Update: Showing people the “Fine People” HOAX
    • The afflicted push back when shown it was clearly a HOAX
    • The “Hoax Funnel” I use for debunking the HOAX
  • President Trump’s recent firing of cabinet people
    • CONCEPT: The bad day strategy of aggregation
  • Obama is a REALLY BORING public speaker
    • Nobody realized that, till we saw President Trump speak

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Colbert Reveals Trump’s ‘Central Governing Philosophy’ In A Single Word

The “Late Show” host tries to figure out what the heck Trump just said.
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Colbert Taunts Trump With Visual Evidence Of How Obama Really Treated Children

The “Late Show” host has a fact-check for the president.
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Episode 484 Scott Adams: Hoaxes, AOC, Immigration, Nuclear Power

Topics: 

  • An AOC tweet embracing Gen IV development could save the planet
    • NO danger of meltdown with Gen IV designs
    • NO toxic waste created by Gen IV designs
    • CAN SAFELY burn existing toxic waste as its fuel
  • Ex-Senator Bob Kerrey, a Dem, says Dems are suffering 2 “delusions”
  • Secretary Nielsen fired from DHS
    • Trump SOP, “shake the box” till you gets variables that work
    • “The Bad Idea” is a Hollywood writer brainstorming technique
  • Kim Jong Un releases new propaganda video
    • Demotes the power of his nukes, raises positive sounding things

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‘Game Of Thrones’ Castmates Turn Up To Ask ‘SNL’ Host Kit Harington How It All Ends

Mother of Dragons Emilia Clarke says it’s been “so damn long” since the last season, she can’t remember what’s going on.
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Episode 483 Scott Adams: Biden, Gen IV Nuclear, Animals, TDS

Topics: 

  • Biden jokes about attention he’s receiving for being inappropriate
  • “Financial Literacy” issue first raised by Hawk Newsome and BLM
  • Why is fake news rerunning last years  debunked “animals” HOAX?
  • Preet Bharara, SDNY, fired by President, major anti-Trumper
    • Preet acknowledges he had TDS after the election
    • Chelsea Handler acknowledges she had TDS, got therapy
  • Jake Tapper segment on President Trump’s border wall plaque
    • Surprisingly balanced piece while mocking the President
  • Van Jones is becoming a national treasure, willing to see both sides
  • Dem Rep Richard Neal should be careful what he wishes for
    • Wants President Trump’s tax returns to evaluate IRS audits 
  • Gen IV opinion piece in NYT, Steven Pinker says Gen IV is answer
    • Steven Pinker is a cognitive scientist, persuasion expert
  • Working climate scientist debunks “accurate Russian model”
  • If Mueller report has anything real bad for Trump…why no leaks?
  • WhenHub’s crypto-currency, The When, has increased value four-fold in two weeks

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‘Saturday Night Live’ Hilariously Teases ‘Game Of Thrones’ Spinoffs, Including SVU Version

For the kids: “Dire Guys” and “Hodor’s House.”
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Motorcycle Gathering

On the weekend of the biggest motorcycle gathering of the year, I was working at a club nearby. When the roaring machines pulled up outside, our
patrons’ eyes swung toward the door and conversation turned into uneasy whispering.

A group of tough-looking bikers walked up to me, and one of them asked me where the phone was. I pointed it out, and the silence in the room let
everybody overhear what the biker said into the receiver.

“Hi, Mom. Just want to let you know I’ll be home late tonight.”

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Episode 482 Scott Adams: TDS, Chelsea Handler, New Trump 2020 Ad, AOC’s Accent, Immigration



Topics: 

  • President Trump is a strong father figure
    • Supporters find him protective, comforting, caring
    • Haters FEAR the qualities of a strong father figure
  • Chelsea Handler takes some personal responsibility  for her TDS
    • Tells Bill Maher she sought Psychiatric help for her TDS
  • Whiteboard: TDS Awareness Scale
  • Some things are ONLY a story because of partisan pundit framing
    • NOT a coincidence how various media frames things
  • Professional persuaders guide media framing of the news
    • Media framing becomes their target audiences opinion 
    • You’ve likely been given your opinions by media you follow
  • 2020…strong economy = reelection of sitting President, historically
  • Tucker asks the question…
    • How many is the right number of immigrants to allow in?
  • Immigration: What are you trying to accomplish?
    • How many immigrants would benefit the country?
    • How many immigrants is too many?
    • NOBODY can answer the most important question?
  • Climate science says the RATE of temperature increase is unprecedented
    • Why does their primary graph dispute their primary claim?
    • “Probably”,  “mostly”, in the explanation of science papers
  • Scientists were wrong about what drove temperatures in the past
    • They looked for and found variables that validate PAST temps
    • How confident can we be that NOW we understand everything?
  • 97% agree…is more than a methodology issue
  • Solar and Gen IV solutions are both worth developing and comparing

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Jason Sudeikis’ Joe Biden Gets Smacked Down On ‘SNL’ Over Grabby Hands

“I’m a hugger, I’m a kisser, and I’m a little bit of a sniffer,” he concedes.
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Don’t Say a Word

Tommy Bolt, winner of the 1958 US Open, tells the story of an incident he had during one of his golf tournaments. Bolt arrived at the golf course for
the tournament and was approached by a youngster, “Mr. Bolt, do you need a caddy, sir?”

Bolt went to the caddy master and asked about the youngster. The man said, “He’s a real good caddy, knows the course, the greens, and the rules of the
game. But he talks a lot.”

So Bolt went back to the youngster and said, “You can caddy for me on one condition: Don’t say a word.” The young man accepted and carried Bolt’s bag.
The first three rounds went well, and Bolt was in contention in the fourth round, when an errant tee shot landed in the rough. The ball was sitting
down in a bad patch of turf, with a difficult shot to the green which was well guarded by water on the right.

Bolt asked his caddy, “You think a five iron will do the trick?” The kid shook his head no, but never said a word.

“What, you want me to hit a six iron?” Again, the kid shook his head no, but did not speak. Bolt grabbed a six iron and lashed the ball out of the
rough and landed on the green, rolling to within three feet of the hole.

As they walked to the green, Bolt said, “Aren’t you going to say something now, after seeing a shot like that?”

His caddy then replied, “Mr. Bolt, that wasn’t your ball.”

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Episode 481 Scott Adams: 97% of Scientists Love Gen IV Nuclear, Theron, Mueller, Solar

Topics: 

  • President Trump’s retweet of meme mocking Joe Biden
  • Pete Buttigieg regrets saying “all lives matter”
  • Slaughter Meter’s current setting, and why
  • 97% of climate scientists WANT Gen IV nuclear power development
    • Are solar alternatives viable, as scalable as Gen IV?
  • Charlize Theron on her dating availability…
    • “somebody just needs to grow a pair and step up”  
  • Trey Gowdy says Mueller punted to Barr due to legal ambiguity
  • Old Nads and the Dingleberries continue attacks on POTUS
    • Now they’re seeking his tax returns
    • Might be legal, but nobody on either side thinks it legit

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Trevor Noah Imagines Trump’s Impeachment And Deliriously Celebrates

“He’s doing down!” the host cried after word that the Mueller report may indeed contain more damaging findings about the president.
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Worry

Jack had been a compulsive worrier for years, to the point it was ruining his life. He saw a psychologist who recommended a specialist who could help
him.

His friend, Bob, noticed a dramatic change and asked “What happened? Nothing seems to worry you anymore.”

“I hired a professional worrier and I haven’t had a worry since,” replied Jack.

“That must be expensive,” Bob replied.

“He charges $ 5,000 a month,” Jack told him.

“$ 5,000!!? How in the world can you afford to pay him?” exclaimed Bob.

“I don’t know. That’s his problem.”

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Episode 480 Scott Adams: Biden, Bad Media, Lies, Glaciers, Nuclear Power

  • Topics: 
  • Tucker Carlson apologizes for his Nuzzlegate treatment of Biden
  • Biden’s apology video, his behavior used to be okay?
  • Climate change funny coincidences
  • Objective test to determine if climate change is real
    • Regardless of topic, GOP and DEMS will disagree
    • Secure anonymous scientist poll, would it still be 97% agree?
  • Climate change is no longer a science question
    • It’s now a persuasion challenge, one direction or the other
  • Gen IV’s potential, persuasion notes…
    • Gen IV nuclear power systems, NO meltdown risk
    • Eats nuclear waste for fuel
    • Bill Gates says Gen IV is ONLY solution
  • IF President Trump says “Gen IV nuclear power” he’ll win election
  • Articles labeled “far left” or “far right” on AllSides.com
    • Why would I read anything labeled as propaganda?
  • People belief they aren’t fooled by fake news, but others are
  • CNN reports Trump said father born in Germany
    • Simple explanation…he meant his Grandfather
    • How is this a national news story on CNN?
  • When Tokens tripled in value this week (crypto-currency)
    • As tokens are purchased, demand is created
    • As tokens are used, demand is created

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John Lithgow Documents ‘Crazy’ Era Of ‘Dumpty’ Trump In Verse

The “3rd Rock From The Sun” star previewed his upcoming Trump-themed poetry book on “The Late Show with Stephen Colbert.”
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Trevor Noah Rips White House ‘Bullying’ Of Whistleblower Who Has Dwarfism

He called out the “middle school bullies who were put in charge of America’s government” and urged security specialist Tricia Newbold to fight back.
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Tennis Camp

I was helping out with a tennis camp for little kids. At the beginning, the tennis pro running the event was talking about good sportsmanship.

He asked “Can anyone tell me what a good sport is?”

This cute little 5-year-old raised his hand, got called on, and said, “baseball.”

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Episode 477 Scott Adams Part2: China Trade Deal, GND, Apology Tours, String Theory, Boycotts, Healthcare

Topics: 

  • Healthcare is the hardest topic, and there’s no real movement
    • Nobody fully understands the healthcare  
  • Democrat proposal for simple solution healthcare
    • Governmental competitive healthcare plan 
  • Don Lemon hilariously complaining about to much Dem apologizing
    • Apologizing makes you weak…and Trump doesn’t do it?
  • Demanding apologies for even the smallest of infractions 
    • Lupita Nyong’o is apologizing effectively, acceptably
    • We should stop judging people by their mistakes
      • We should judge based on their response to mistake
  • George Clooney wants boycott of hotels owned by Sultan for Sharia law
    • Bill Maher argues against boycotts
    • Boycotts are like a virus, everyone becomes infected, affected
  • Spam Killing apps for your phone works…try one
  • NO evidence of Trump misdeeds in Mueller report?
    • Evidence, confirmation bias, coincidence…all look the same
    • Odds of something, anything substantial  
  • Duke University FALSIFIED SCIENTIFIC STUDY RESULTS
    • Fine was over $ 100 million dollars
  • Do scientists routinely fake scientific results…for grant money?
    • Duke scientists committed criminal fraud…repeatedly?
  • Gravity might be an illusion per results of scientific experiments
  • Competing Hypothesis for The Theory of Everything
    • Sim theory hypothesis for an expanding universe
    • Greatly simplifies the programming code required

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Tracy Morgan Takes Savage Swipes At Jussie Smollett On ‘Tonight Show’

“The Last O.G.” star joked about getting a part on “Empire” and the Fox drama’s unusual contract demand.
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Scrubbing Bulkheads

I was scrubbing the bulkhead on the USS Kitty Hawk one Sunday morning when the loud-speaker announced:

“Religious services. Maintain silence about the decks. Dis- continue all unnecessary work.”

An hour later, the opinion many of us held regarding our daily routine, was confirmed with this announcement:

“Resume all unnecessary work.”

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Episode 476 Scott Adams: President Trump can Save the Planet With a Tweet, #FentanylChina, Beyonce

Topics: 

  • President Trump Tweets about origin of Russian Collusion hoax
  • “Fine People” (Charlottesville) hoax is finally being exposed, but
    • Robert Tracinski (Bulwark) says we are gaslighting
    • Charlie Sykes tweets, spreading the Bulwark hoax
  • Beyonce, Biden and uninvited kissing, touching, snuggling
  • President Trump has two major topics to address
    • Healthcare and climate change
  • President Trump could save the planet with ONE tweet
    • Whiteboard: Saving the Planet via Tweet
    • Lamar Alexander, has a reputation of being reasonable
      • Green Manhattan Project
    • Gen IV is the path BOTH political parties should embrace
  • Guest: Mark Schneider, Nuclear expert 
  • Mark’s thoughts on Scott’s whiteboard discussion
    • #GreenNuclearDeal
  • North Korea could potentially SAVE THE WORLD
    • No restrictive regulations
    • NK could embrace transitioning to Gen IV development

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This ‘Hot Model Dad’ Inspired A Ton Of Hilarious Memes

Some other fathers were also ready for their close-ups.
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Episode 475 Scott Adams Part1: Obstructing Hoaxes, Biden and Bernie, Healthcare, Russia, Hamas

Topics: 

  • Obama admin Russian Collusion investigators…
    • …may have also been running the Russian collusion hoax?
    • Is obstructing them (if true), obstruction of justice?
  • Our opinions are assigned to us by the media we follow
    • Our opinions tend to match the news we follow
  • Did Mark Schneider save the world?
    • Senators and Congressional people follow me
    • Did they see and understand Gen IV concepts here? 
    • Mark is my guest here on Periscope, Tuesday April 2nd
    • Mark Schneider: @SubSchneider Nuclear Expert
  • NO experience has become a Presidential candidate qualifier
    • Obama had almost no political experience
    • Biden’s long record is a target rich environment
  • Bernie’s head injury and…Bernie’s political policies
  • Kamala is protected so far, no Dems are coming after her
    • After all the white males are taken out, she’ll be the candidate
  • Hamas support seems to waning across the Muslim world
    • HOW and WHEN did the Russia investigation begin?
  • ONE person, hand-picked four people to decide if Russia hacked election
    • Did ONE person (James Clapper) shape the conclusion?
    • Four intelligence people…NOT 17 intelligence agencies

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Cecily Strong’s Jeanine Pirro Gets Her Rocks Off Over Mueller Report On ‘Weekend Update’

Trump “smells like steak and complimentary bathroom cologne,” percolating “Pirro” tells Colin Jost.
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Episode 474 Scott Adams: Trump Solving Climate Change, Mueller TDS, Creepy Joe

Topics: 

  • Bill Gates tweets bi-partisan group of Senators announcement
    • (Clean, Safe Nuclear Power) Nuclear Energy Leadership Act
    • Gen IV nuclear power isn’t subject to meltdown
  • “AOC sucks!” Chant at Trump rally
    • Her persuasion skill set is solid, don’t underestimate her
  • Barr’s 4 page summary being called possibly diff than Mueller report
  • CNN poll on Mueller exonerating President Trump
    • 86% said Mueller results won’t impact their vote
  • The Left have no options to hear the real news
    • Right leaning media offers more of the other sides views
  • Polls show Biden is the clear preference of people on the left
    • Media and the DNC elite prefer Kamala
    • The people’s preference, or the media’s preference?
  • Kamala doesn’t come across as warm and genuine

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‘If You Shoot At The Devil You Best Not Miss,’ Alec Baldwin’s Trump Warns On ‘SNL’

“Russia, if you’re watching, go to bed; Daddy won,” he gushes after release of Robert De Niro’s Mueller report.
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Episode 473 Scott Adams: All the “Ridiculous Bullsh*t” in the News Today

Topics: 

  • Adam Schiff has spent 2 years destabilizing America
    • Ironically, Schiff is a more likely Russian asset than POTUS
    • Couldn’t ANY DC politician be hoax-connected to Russia?
  • Mueller DID make a decision about obstruction 
  • Betsy DeVos Special Olympics budget cut, POTUS will override it
    • President Trump is now a savior of the Special Olympics
  • “Ridiculous bullshit” was a high impact persuasion phrase
  • Van Jones hired to help with prison reform movement
  • Few things benefit the economy more than employment
    • Few things benefit employment like education, trade or college
    • Payoff for investing in education, exceeds the cost
  • Marie Harf was pushing the “fine people” hoax yesterday on FOX
    • Why didn’t Martha MacCallum call her on that BS?
  • Is it true that drug prices haven’t gone up in last year? Huge if true
    • Cancer specialist on WhenHub Interface app, available
      • Specializes in finding, suggesting trial programs for patients
  • North Korea talks “sticking point”
    • Issue: How to get rid of their nuclear programs without doing that
    • Solution: Redirect to safer Gen IV nuclear power development
    • Practical solution, Chairman Kim saves face and also complies
    • North Korea could HELP America by developing Gen IV
  • Jussie Smollett nominated by NAACP for an image award

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Jim Carrey Sacks ‘Overinflated Pigskin’ Donald Trump In New Cartoon

The football-themed artwork warned the president about his “premature endzone dance” following William Barr’s Mueller summary.
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Episode 472 Scott Adams: Biden, Hoaxes, Suing Facebook for Discrimination and CNN Ratings

Topics: 

  • Tucker Carlson “unleashed” is must-watch for last couple weeks
  • Ratings crash at both CNN and MSNBC, a different explanation
  • Trump Admin suing Facebook for housing discrimination
  • Joe Biden’s apology tour condemns “white man’s culture”
  • AOC selling herself as “authentic” via wild arm and hand gestures
    • Her persuasion skillset shines brightly, breaks the mold
  • “Fine people” HOAX, repeated on CNN, Corey Booker town hall
    • No pushback or correction from CNN on his false claims
  • Smollett insists he’s innocent, might sue after all charges dropped
    • Throws Police and his Nigerian friends under the bus
    • Sketchy details coming out about Kim Foxx

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Trevor Noah Tries To Explain Britain’s Botched Brexit Using Every U.K. Accent

“The Daily Show” host even worked in a John Oliver impression.
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Stephen Colbert Reveals The Mueller Report’s Surprising Effect On Trump’s Popularity

The “Late Show” host does some Mueller math.
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Episode 470 Scott Adams: How to Open a Childproof Container Using a Saw

Topic: 

  • The proper process for opening a childproof container with a saw
  • You’re welcome

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5 Forgotten Moments That Almost Changed History Forever

By Taylor Daine,E.M. Caris,Andrea Meno,Peter I. Santiago,Marvin Bea  Published: March 26th, 2019 


Cracked: All Posts

Seven Cookies

The teacher asked Mary, “If you had seven cookies and David asked you for three, how many cookies would you have left?”

Mary immediately answered, “Seven!”

The teacher was puzzled and asked “Why seven?”

“You really think I would give David any of my cookies?”

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Episode 468 Scott Adams: Avenatti, Charlie Brown, Exoneration

Topics: 

  • Michael Avenatti arrested, charges sound serious, yay Nike!
  • Golan Heights is a “free money” genius move by President Trump
  • Anti-Trumpers saying the President was NOT exonerated by Mueller

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Episode 466 Scott Adams: Watching the Reporting of the Mueller Report

Topic: 

Initial thoughts and impressions while watching the Mueller Report live reporting


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Useless Trivia

Fingernails grow nearly 4 times faster than toenails.

Humans blink over 10,000,000 times a year.

In the year 2000, Pope John Paul II was named an “Honorary Harlem Globetrotter.”

Every second, Americans collectively eat one hundred pounds of chocolate

A fetus develops fingerprints at eighteen weeks.

The fear of vegetables is called Lachanophobia.

There are approximately fifty Bibles sold each minute across the world.

Every year, kids in North America spend close to half a billion dollars on chewing gum.

An earthquake on Dec. 16, 1811 caused parts of the Mississippi River to flow backwards.

A person uses approximately fifty-seven sheets of toilet paper each day.

More money is spent on gardening than on any other hobby.

Baby robins eat 14 feet of earthworms every day.

In England, in the 1880s, “Pants” was considered a dirty word.

Most dust particles in your house are made from dead skin.

The blesbok, a South African antelope, is almost the same color as grape juice.

The average person laughs 13 times a day.

Dogs can hear sounds that you can’t.

Men are 6 times more likely to be struck by lightning than women.

It is estimated that millions of trees in the world are accidentally planted by squirrels who bury nuts and then forget where they hid them.

Ernest Vincent Wright wrote a novel, “Gadsby,” which contains over 50,000 words – none of them with the letter E.

Of all the words in the English language, the word set has the most definitions.

In 32 years. there are about 1 billion seconds.

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Not So Bright Kid

A young boy enters a barber shop and the barber whispers to his customer, “This kid is not so bright. Watch while I prove it to you.”

The barber puts a dollar bill in one hand and two quarters in the other, then calls the boy over and asks, “Which do you want, son?”

The boy takes the quarters and leaves the dollar.

“What did I tell you?” said the barber. “That kid never learns!”

Later, when the customer leaves, he sees the same young boy coming out of the ice cream store and says, “Hey, son! May I ask you a question? Why did
you take the quarters instead of the dollar bill?”

The boy licked his cone and replied, “Because the day I take the dollar, the game’s over!”

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Episode 464 Scott Adams: A Lesson on How to Answer Press Questions, aka Media Training

Topics: 

  • President Trump is an expert on branding and handling the media
  • Here is some media training to help you sidestep interview traps
  • Be ready when they hit you with a “gotcha” question

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Episode 462 Scott Adams: The Mueller Witch Hunt is Evolving Into an “IF” Hunt

Topics: 

  • Adam Schiff seems sad that our President isn’t a Russian puppet
  • Real bad week for CNN…their 2 best hoaxes are down
    • They lost the Russian Collusion Hoax
    • They’ve (almost) lost the “Fine People” Hoax
  • My “Slaughter Meter” reading on if the 2020 was held today
  • The IF Hunt that used to be the Mueller Witch Hunt

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Golf Friendless

“Bob, why don’t you play golf with John anymore?” asked a friend.

“Would you play golf with a guy who moved the ball with his foot when you weren’t watching?” Bob asked.

“Well, no,” admitted the friend.

“Neither will John,” replied Bob.

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Episode 459 Scott Adams: Talking With Writer, Boxer, Brilliant Guy @EdLatimore on Success

Topics: 

  • Ed Latimore’s fascinating, inspirational life story and positivity
  • Born in the projects, physicist, veteran, pro boxer, writer, mentor, tutor, teacher, popular Twitter account, perpetual seeker of knowledge
  • Ed’s book, available on Amazon:
    • Not Caring What Other People Think is a Superpower: Insights from a Heavyweight Boxer

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Episode 458 Scott Adams: New Climate Change Challenge, Mr. Kellyanne Conway, and More

Topics: 

  • New Zealand is trying to keep an assholes name from being known
    • FOX respects the concept, CNN publishes his name
  • Mr. Kellyanne Conway vs. President Trump’s pushback tweets
  • President Trump’s genius: understanding what others don’t
  • CNN top headlines…there’s nothing new, recycled topics
  • Dem proposals with a common purpose, election rule changes
  • Everything the Dems are proposing…is to get them elected
  • Can an ancient white guy become a Democrat Presidential candidate?
  • Climate Change expert, American climatologist Patrick Michaels
    • Russian model shows lower temp increases, accurate so far
    • IF their model results CONTINUE to predict correctly…
      • …THEN, climate change isn’t a major problem
  • Geoff Price, @GeoffmPrice, annihilates skeptics of climate change
  • Patreon alternative, a donate button has been added to WhenHub
  • You can add donate button to your own webpage to receive donations
    • Anyone listed as an expert on WhenHub/Interface can receive donations
  • Jordan Peterson and Dave Rubin also working on Patreon alternative app

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