Episode 462 Scott Adams: The Mueller Witch Hunt is Evolving Into an “IF” Hunt

Topics: 

  • Adam Schiff seems sad that our President isn’t a Russian puppet
  • Real bad week for CNN…their 2 best hoaxes are down
    • They lost the Russian Collusion Hoax
    • They’ve (almost) lost the “Fine People” Hoax
  • My “Slaughter Meter” reading on if the 2020 was held today
  • The IF Hunt that used to be the Mueller Witch Hunt

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Golf Friendless

“Bob, why don’t you play golf with John anymore?” asked a friend.

“Would you play golf with a guy who moved the ball with his foot when you weren’t watching?” Bob asked.

“Well, no,” admitted the friend.

“Neither will John,” replied Bob.

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Episode 459 Scott Adams: Talking With Writer, Boxer, Brilliant Guy @EdLatimore on Success

Topics: 

  • Ed Latimore’s fascinating, inspirational life story and positivity
  • Born in the projects, physicist, veteran, pro boxer, writer, mentor, tutor, teacher, popular Twitter account, perpetual seeker of knowledge
  • Ed’s book, available on Amazon:
    • Not Caring What Other People Think is a Superpower: Insights from a Heavyweight Boxer

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Episode 458 Scott Adams: New Climate Change Challenge, Mr. Kellyanne Conway, and More

Topics: 

  • New Zealand is trying to keep an assholes name from being known
    • FOX respects the concept, CNN publishes his name
  • Mr. Kellyanne Conway vs. President Trump’s pushback tweets
  • President Trump’s genius: understanding what others don’t
  • CNN top headlines…there’s nothing new, recycled topics
  • Dem proposals with a common purpose, election rule changes
  • Everything the Dems are proposing…is to get them elected
  • Can an ancient white guy become a Democrat Presidential candidate?
  • Climate Change expert, American climatologist Patrick Michaels
    • Russian model shows lower temp increases, accurate so far
    • IF their model results CONTINUE to predict correctly…
      • …THEN, climate change isn’t a major problem
  • Geoff Price, @GeoffmPrice, annihilates skeptics of climate change
  • Patreon alternative, a donate button has been added to WhenHub
  • You can add donate button to your own webpage to receive donations
    • Anyone listed as an expert on WhenHub/Interface can receive donations
  • Jordan Peterson and Dave Rubin also working on Patreon alternative app

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Pygmy Hunter

A Hunter walking through the jungle found a huge dead elephant with a
pigmy standing beside it.

Amazed, he asked: “Did you kill that?”

The pigmy said, “Yes.”

The hunter asked, “How could a little bloke like you kill a huge beast
like that?”

“I killed it with my club.”

The astonished hunter asked, “How big is your club?”

The pigmy replied, “There’s about 60 of us.”

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Episode 457 Scott Adams: Offering to Publicly Deprogram Anti-Trumpers Suffering TDS While You Watch

Topics: 

  • Taking calls from never-Trumpers to deprogram them realtime
  • What’s your #1 complaint about President Trump?
  • Can I can debunk your #1 never-Trump complaint, realtime?

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Where Do Deleted Characters Go?

Most likely, at least once a day you delete a letter, number, or even whole words and paragraphs from your documents on the computer. It’s a simple
matter for you, but have you ever thought about the consequences of your action? Do you have any idea where you’re sending those characters that you
so casually rejected? The answer varies depending on whom you ask.

Dave Barry’s Explanation:

The deleted characters are shipped to Battle Creek, Michigan, where they’re made into Pop-Tart filling; this explains why Pop-Tarts are so flammable,
while cheap imitations are not as flammable.

Stephen King’s Explanation:

Every time you hit the delete key you unleash a tiny monster inside the cursor, who tears the poor unsuspecting characters to shreds, drinks their
blood, then eats them, bones and all.

IBM’s Explanation:

The characters are not real. They exist only on the screen when they are needed, as concepts, so to delete them is merely to de-conceptualize
them.

The Buddhist Explanation:

If a character has lived rightly, and its karma is good, then after it has been deleted it will be reincarnated as a different, higher character.
Those funny characters above the numbers on your keyboard will become numbers, numbers will become letters, lowercase letters will become uppercase.
If a character’s karma is not so good, then it will move down the above scale, ultimately becoming the lowest of characters–a space.

The 21st-century Bitter, Cynical Nihilist Explanation:

Who cares? All characters are the same, swirling in a vast sea of meaningless nothingness. It doesn’t really matter if they’re on the page, deleted,
undeleted, underlined, etc. It’s all the same. More characters should delete themselves.

Environmentalist’s Explanation:

You’ve been DELETING them? Can’t you hear them SCREAMING? Little innocent characters and baby lowercase letters have rights too!

The Mac User’s Explanation:

All the characters written on a PC and then deleted go straight to PC hell. If you’re using a PC, you can probably see the deleted characters, because
you’re in PC hell also.

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Episode 454 Scott Adams: Public Demonstration of False Memory, Charlottesville “Fine People” HOAX

Topics: 

  • Taking calls from people who believe the “fine people” hoax
  • Can they be deprogrammed in real time, during a call?

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Episode 453 Scott Adams: Vetos, White Nationalists, Bernie’s Head Injury, Beto the Hacker, and Climate

Topics: 

  • Do CNN people believe their Charlottesville “fine people” hoax?
    • Is it a self-inflicted false memory they can’t see?
  • President Trump vetos congress rejection of National Emergency
  • Gotcha! question to President Trump about “white supremacists”
    • Either way he answered, enemy press would claim he’s racist
  • “Honeymooning alone”, vacationing and traveling alone
    • Two people who want to do the same thing, same time?
  • Beto has acknowledged being a hacker, a thief, when he was younger
    • Does Hollywood support a guy who pirated their work?
    • His hacker name was “psychedelic” something or other
  • The tell for people whom have done psychedelic drugs?
    • They think their barriers are artificial and can be overcome
    • The world around them is a construct of their own minds
  • The “Candace Owens Effect”
    • You’re an observer, a person talking about the news
    • Suddenly you’re part of the story 
  • Bjorn Lomborg and risk management aspect of climate change
    • Natural disaster deaths are now lower than ever in history
  • Quillette article on climate change in the United States
    • People are just lining up behind their political party
    • We aren’t making decisions based on facts and reasons
  • “You just can’t know” if climate change is real, what can you do?
    • Gen IV nuclear is the answer, no matter what

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Headlines From The Year 2039

Ozone created by electric cars now killing millions in the seventh largest country in the world, Mexifornia, formerly known as California.

White minorities still trying to have English recognized as Mexifornia’s third language.

Spotted Owl plague threatens northwestern United States crops and livestock.

Baby conceived naturally! Scientists stumped.

Couple petitions court to reinstate heterosexual marriage.

Postal Service raises price of first class stamp to $ 17.89 and reduces mail delivery to Wednesdays only.

85-year $ 75.8 billion study: Diet and exercise is the key to weight loss.

Average weight of Americans drops to 250 lbs.

Global cooling blamed for citrus crop failure for third consecutive year in Mexifornia and Floruba.

Supreme Court rules punishment of criminals violates their civil rights.

Average height of NBA players is now nine feet, seven inches.

New federal law requires that all nail clippers, screwdrivers, fly swatters and rolled-up newspapers must be registered by January 2040.

IRS sets lowest tax rate at 75 percent.

Floruba voters still having trouble with voting machines.

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Episode 452 Scott Adams: Talking About the Fake News of the Day

Topics: 

  • Our opinions are assigned to us by the media we follow
  • Did fake news CNN weaponize the New Zealand whacko?
  • If you only watch CNN, it’s garbage like the “fine people” hoax 
  • Joel Pollack article links to CNN’s original reporting on Charlottesville
  • CNN’s themselves reported correctly that “fine people” referred to people on both sides of the statue debate, NOT the Nazis

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Blind Pilot

Passengers on a small commuter plane are waiting for the flight to leave. The entrance opens, and two men walk up the aisle, dressed in pilots’
uniforms–both are wearing dark glasses, one is using a seeing-eye dog, and the other is tapping his way up the aisle with a cane.

Nervous laughter spreads through the cabin; but the men enter the cockpit, the door closes, and the engines start up. The passengers begin glancing
nervously around, searching for some sign that this just a little practical joke. None is forthcoming. The plane moves faster and faster down the
runway, and people at the windows realize that they’re headed straight for the water at the edge of the airport territory.

As it begins to look as though the plane will never take off, that it will plow into the water, panicked screams fill the cabin–but at that moment,
the plane lifts smoothly into the air.

The passengers relax and laugh a little sheepishly, and soon they have all retreated into their magazines, secure in the knowledge that the plane is
in good hands. Up in the cockpit, the copilot turns to the pilot and says, “You know, Bob, one of these days, they’re going to scream too late, and
we’re all gonna die. . .”

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Episode 451 Scott Adams: Teaching You a New Dance Move Called The Beto

Topics: 

  • Republicans had 2 objectives regarding President’s EO
    • 1. Get the wall funded
    • 2. Avoid setting the precedent of new Presidential powers
  • Their solution…if that’s what happened, is brilliant

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Short Puns

What has 18 legs and catches flies?
A baseball team.

What is a sleeping child?
A kidnapper.

Why did the man put his car in the oven?
Because he wanted a hot rod.

If you cross a pig and a young goat, what do you get?
A dirty kid.

Why did Humpty Dumpty have a great fall?
To make up for a bad summer.

What do you get if you cross a porcupine and a young goat?
A stuck-up kid.

A small boy swallowed some coins And was taken to a hospital. When his grandmother telephoned to ask how he was, a nurse said, ‘No change yet.’

The butcher backed into the meat grinder And got a little behind in his work.

When is high finances mentioned in the Bible?
When Pharaoh’s daughter took a little prophet from the bushes.

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Episode 448 Scott Adams: 80% of How to Play Drums in 20 Minutes

Topics: 

  • The bigger lesson is online training
  • The best instructor online, is better than an average in person instructor

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Random Musings

I used to eat a lot of natural foods until I learned that most people die of natural causes.

When weeding a garden, the best way to make sure you are removing a weed and not a valuable plant is to pull on it. If it comes out of the ground
easily, it was a valuable plant.

The easiest way to find something lost around the house is to buy a replacement.

Never take life seriously. Nobody gets out alive anyway.

Have you noticed since everyone has a camcorder these days no one talks about seeing UFOs like they used to?

If Jimmy cracks corn and no one cares, why is there a song about him?

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Episode 446 Scott Adams: Press Secretary Sanders Totally Botched the “Fine People” Hoax Question From CNN

Topics: 

  • Two whiteboards that make things clear…
    • The “Fine People” hoax (Charlottesville)
    • CNN is fake news

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New Speed Limit

The speed limit on the highway running through our small town was changed from 40 to 35 MPH.

Then one afternoon the town mayor was stopped in the coffee shop by a police officer. “Can I speak to you a moment?” he said.

“Sure,” the mayor replied. “What can I help you with?”

“We’re advising people that the speed limit has been lowered on the highway through town, and we’d appreciate your co-operation.”

“No problem,” said the mayor. “Do you want me to bring this up at the next council meeting?”

“No,” replied the police officer. “We want you to slow down.”

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Episode 444 Scott Adams: Sports Are Broken, Trump’s Best Week Ever, Moderate Bernie

Topics: 

  • “Old Nads” document blizzard request to 81 people
    • Even the Democrats know this is way beyond legitimate
    • Michael Caputo’s refusal to comply, all should follow his lead
  • Cognitive Dissonance Tell – Word Salad
    • Example: David Pakman and the “Fine People Hoax”
  • Fine People Hoax – President Trump called people on both sides of the STATUE question “fine people”.
    • Trying to deprogram people who believe the “Fine People Hoax”
  • North Korea might be fixing up a worrisome facility, negotiating 101
  • Bernie proposals now seem moderate in comparison to others
  • Capitalism delivers what socialism promises
  • Sports and trans-athletes competing, winning
    • Performance enhancing drugs
  • Jim Carrey’s artwork and artistic talent

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Episode 443 Scott Adams: Checking Your Gullibility Scorecard

Topics: 

  • Basing border security decisions on what we care about
  • Trans participation in sports
  • Elizabeth Warren vs. Google, Facebook, Amazon
  • Who are the “brains behind AOC”?
  • Hoax review – Keeping a mental scorecard, which did you fall for?
    • Hoax scorecard – Whiteboard
  • Occam’s Razor is an illusion
  • Simulation Theory is supported by top, key scientists
  • Patreon alternative: WhenHub’s Interface app now has Donate button
    • Donate/support anyone who has an Interface account

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Episode 442 Scott Adams: Scott Takes Your Questions

Topics: 

  • Dem resolution doesn’t condemn Rep Omar, just President Trump
  • More drugs are caught (by weight) where there ISN’T Border Patrol
    • Hard to get large quantities through heavily policed ports?
  • Questions from guests on politics, Omar anti-semitism, cartooning

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Episode 441 Scott Adams: Omar, Fine People, Vaccinations, Fathers, Food Equality, Border, Ivanka, Laws

Topics: 

  • Michael Caputo says witch hunt and will refuse to cooperate
    • All 81 should say “screw it”, ignore congress perjury traps
  • Jared and Ivanka security clearances, Dems running out of crap
    • Lawyers on both sides agree on the facts of what occurred
    • The argument is whether or not the actions are even a crime
  • Whitehouse tweet about the horrors of abuse suffered by migrants
    • Brandon Darby: Humanitarian crisis is correct assessment
  • Democrats stalled their own anti-semitism resolution 
    • Why aren’t they willing to condemn anti-semitism?
    • Are Representative Omar’s comments “secret dog whistles”?
    • Is she signaling her fellow anti-semites?
    • Are claims about “secret dog whistles” just political BS?
  • CNN refuses to address or acknowledge “fine people” thing was BS
    • “Fine people” hoax puts me and Trump supporters at risk
    • Is CNN intentionally promoting violence via propaganda?
  • Candace interview with Hawk Newsome Sunday…MUST WATCH
    • Food equality vs. two parents helping to raise their children
    • Is it still true, that two parents are better?
    • Fix nutrition and it will make a HUGE for communities

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Episode 440 Scott Adams: Weirdo, UBI, Omar, GND, Climate Change Confusion

Topics: 

  • Weird Tom Steyer’s new nickname, A+ sticky persuasion quality
    • The sticky, persuasive elements and why
  • 4 Outlet Rule: If story is covered on 4 main networks, probably true
    • (Breitbart, FOX, CNN, MSNBC)
    • Q is real: None of the 4 report that Q is real…fake news
    • “Fine People” hoax: Not on all 4…fake news
    • Globalist plot to change politics: Not on all 4…fake news
    • Law allowing lefties to abort live, born babies…fake news
  • Abducted in Plain Sight – Recommended, but disturbing topic
    • The psychology, persuasion, confirmation bias
    • Clearly demonstrates the weakness of human perception
  • Leaving Neverland – Recommended, another disturbing topic
    • The details are disturbing and convincing
    • Then watch the counter-arguments on YouTube
    • Counter-arguments are ALSO persuasive
  • UBI – Universal Basic Income
    • Soon, a big part of population won’t be capable of working
    • Robots will take over jobs not requiring a lot of thinking
    • UBI is like abortion for lazy adults who don’t want to work
  • Half of published scientific papers end up being debunked
    • Climate change might be real AND 1/2 claims are garbage
    • Climate change might be a hoax, in spite of being sorta true
    • 200 reasons against a theory is a tell that no good reasons exist
  • Guest: Mark Schneider, nuclear engineering expert
    • Operating reactors in America are all Gen II, meltdown danger
    • Europe has Gen III, better, much more resistant to meltdown
  • Gen IV nuclear power has 3 attractive options
    • molten salt, molten lead, gas cooled, NO MELTDOWNS
    • Loss of power to the facility, no problem, no danger
    • Containment systems make them safe from bombs
    • Gen II explosion danger is due to water for cooling
    • Gen IV doesn’t use water, eliminates explosion danger
  • 5 to 10 years to bring Gen IV online
    • We need to develop the design portion of the concepts
    • NOT currently happening here…but Russia is progressing
  • Some Gen IV options, like molten lead, EAT nuclear waste
  • Gen IV, only 1/3 of heat generated is used for power creation
    • Other 2/3 can be used to desalinate ocean water

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Family Funnies

Cindy: Mommy, Zach broke my baby doll!
Mommy: I’m sorry, sweetheart. How did in happen?
Cindy: I hit him over the head with it.

Mother: Tommy, why did you kick your little sister in the stomach?
Tommy: I couldn’t help it. She turned around too quickly.

Johnny: Why are you down?
Mike: My sister said she wouldn’t talk to me for two weeks.
Johnny: Why does that upset you? Mike: Today’s the last day.

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Episode 439 PART2 Scott Adams: Talking to Dr. Shiva About Climate Change

Topics PART2:

  • Multi-dimensional problems can’t be reduced to a single variable like CO2
  • People don’t understand math and physics, they’re being bamboozled
    • CO2 doubled already, temp should be up 4 degrees, per models
    • The models are NOT supported by the data
    • Actual temperature increase has only been half degree
  • Scientists are keeping quiet about climate change model problems
    • Climate change is BS, the data confirming BS is overwhelming
    • Grant money ONLY exists for those who believe and promote the climate change hoax

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Yes, sir!

A three-year-old had been told several times to get ready for bed. The last time his mom told him, she was very insistent. His response was, “Yes,
sir!”

Correcting him, she said, “You would say, ‘yes, sir,’ to a man. I am a lady, and you would say ‘yes, ma’am,’ to a lady.” To quiz him on this lesson,
she then asked him, “What would you say to Daddy?”

“Yes, sir!” came the reply.

“Then what would you say to Mama?”

“Yes, ma’am!” he proudly answered.

“Good job! Now, what would you say to Grandma?

He lit up and said, “Can I have a cookie?”

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Episode 438 Scott Adams: Persuasion Scorecard For Politics so Far This Year. Who is Winning?

Topics: 

  • Debate and persuasion are NOT the same thing
    • You can win a debate WITHOUT changing anyone’s mind
  • Fact-checking complaints, show you are stuck in “debate mindset”
    • Facts, ethics, morality and persuasion effectiveness
  •  Persuasion Scorecard – Rating various political persuasion plays
  • Jussie Smollett helped convince a lot of people that fake news exists
  • “Rights” are an invention of government to grant or deny permissions
  • If President Trump promotes Gen IV nuclear power solutions, he wins
    • Gen IV is the only available, practical solution for climate change
  • The Left considers climate change their signature issue, and yet…
    • …they aren’t aware that Gen IV is a safe, existing solution
  • Gen IV is what we should be doing, even if climate change isn’t real
  • What if Dems use Executive Orders once they return to power?
    • The EOs they might declare, and what might happen

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Episode 437 Scott Adams: A Potential System for Fixing Urban Blight

Topic: 

  • Blight Removal System – Whiteboard Discussion

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Teamwork

“If you’ll make the toast and pour the juice, Sweetheart,” said the newlywed bride, “breakfast will be ready.”

“Good, what are we having for breakfast?” asked the new husband.

“Toast and juice,” she replied.

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True Worth

There was a university in New England where the students operated a “bank” of term papers and other homework assignments. There were papers to suit
all needs and as it would look odd if an undistinguished student suddenly handed in a brilliant essay, there were papers for an A grade, B grade and C
grade.

One student who had spent the weekend on pursuits other than his assignment, went to the “bank” and as his course was a standard one he took out a
paper for a inconspicuous C, retyped it and handed the work in.

In due course he received it back with the professor’s comments: “I wrote this paper myself twenty years ago. I always thought it should have had an
A, and now I am glad to give it one!”

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Episode 435 Scott Adams: The “Nearly News” Headlines

Topics: 

  • Examples of currently circulating propaganda and fake news BS
    • Otto Warmbier, Jared Kushner, Anderson Cooper, AOC,
    • Michael Cohen, pending Mueller report, Sean Hannity,
  • “Hindcasting” is creating a model that fits past data
    • The model will easily apply to the first few future decades
    • Beyond that, not so much
  • Why hasn’t the media covered the enormous potential of Gen IV?
    • Gen IV nuclear power is safe and our only real option
    • We should pursue Gen IV whether or not climate change is real
  • DOE has approved and is currently testing Gen IV nuclear power
    • President Trump should take credit he deserves for this
  • Elon Musk agrees that we should pursue Gen IV
    • Everyone qualified to have an opinion, seems to agree on Gen IV

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Usher’s Revenge

A man had a ticket for the theater but when he was seated by the usher, he found that he was too far from the stage.

He whispered to the usher, “This is a mystery play, and I have to watch a mystery close up. Get me a better seat, and I’ll give you a handsome
tip.”

The usher moves him into the second row, and the man hands the usher a quarter.

The usher looks at the quarter, frowns at him, then leans over and whispers, ………… “The wife did it.”

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Episode 434 Scott Adams: LoserThink in the News, From Warmbier to Black Friends, to TDS, to Climate Change

 

Topics: 

  • “LoserThink” is something even smart people can experience
    • Unproductive thinking by otherwise smart people
  • Van Jones went to CPAC, gave prison reform credit to Republicans 
  • Glenn Greenwald’s observations about Cohen testimony
    • Cohen crushed several fake news stories
    • News is quiet about 2 years of pumping out total BS
  • Joe Walsh LoserThink tweets about Otto Warmbier
  • Truth Filter Suggestion:
    • True news will be on ALL 4 outlets
    • Breitbart, FOX, CNN, MSNBC
  • Whiteboard #1: Goals of the Dems, versus Systems of the GOP
  • @HeadSnipe011 is a must follow Twitter account
    • He reports official government press releases
    • You’ll see the news that the news doesn’t cover
  • Gen IV Nuclear Power is designed to NOT melt down
    • Some designs even use nuclear waste for their fuel
    • Waste from older designs can power Gen IV
  • Bill Gates decisions are based on science
    • His top 10 for THIS YEAR…includes Gen IV
  • Whiteboard #2: Covering the cost of universal healthcare
    • Cutting costs by 9% to cover current uncovered
    • Providing the cost of coverage by expense reduction
  • Is the cost of universal healthcare 32 trillion dollars…or zero?
    • Cost estimates swing from saving money to 32 trillion
    • How can experts be THAT far apart?

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Gender Signs

Over the years, my husband and I have usually managed to decode the cute but confusing gender signs sometimes put on restaurant restroom doors (Buoys
and Gulls, Laddies and Lassies, etc.), but every so often we get stumped.

Recently my husband wandered off in search of the men’s room and found himself confronted by two marked doors. One was labeled “Bronco,” and the other
was designated “Cactus.”

Completely baffled, he stopped a restaurant employee passing by. “Excuse me. I need to use the restroom,” he said. Gesturing toward the doors, he
asked, “Which one should I use?”

“Actually, we would prefer you to go there,” the employee said, pointing to a door down the hall marked MEN. Bronco and Cactus are private dining
rooms.”

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Episode 433 Scott Adams: Cohen, North Korea, and Coffee

Topics: 

  • Press claimed North Korea deal would be to distract from Cohen
    • The press, enemy of the people, made a deal impossible
    • Press influence is malign…or malignant
    • ANY deal would have been MSM-framed as a coverup failure
  • Chairman Kim is going home with improving relations
    • Time is on President Trump’s side
    • Walking away early…but politely, respectfully
  • Michael Cohen testimony, hours and hours of claims
    • Reporters don’t understand finance
  • Cohen was hired and worked 10 years for citizen Trump
    • There wasn’t ANY evidence President Trump was racist…
    • …till Charlottesville? Does that sound likely?
  • President has been painted as hands-off, doesn’t read key reports,
    • How can  lead us? NO clue what’s happening!
    • Therefore, Dems claimed…we MUST impeach!
  • NOW he’s being painted as 100% hands-on, knows everything
    • He is aware of every single meeting, involved, aware of ALL!
    • Therefore, Dems claim…we MUST impeach!
  • President Trump kept his options open, during the campaign…
    • …like any smart, experienced business person

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New House

When the Jones family moved into their new house, a visiting relative asked five-year-old Sammy how he liked the new place.

“It’s terrific,” he said. “I have my own room, Mike has his own room, and Jamie has her own room. But poor Mom is still in with Dad.”

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Episode 431 Scott Adams: Update on War With the Enemy of the People

Topics: 

  • The main difference between Antifa and the neo-Nazi’s marching in Charlottesville…is which members of the Trump family, each side wants to kill.
  • CNN fake news Chris Cuomo STILL pushing Charlottesville Hoax
  • Belief in the Charlottesville Hoax, requires you to believe President Trump agrees with people who want to kill members of his family.
  • Belief in the Charlottesville Hoax, requires you to explain Israel’s love and support for President Trump.
  • Being respectful and personal, very complimentary while being tough in negotiations is President Trumps style.

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Episode 430 Scott Adams: Racist Spike Lee, CNN Starting Nuclear Wars, Climate Science and Immoral Children

Topics: 

  • Spike Lee is racist per President Trump
    • Spike Lee movie perpetuates the Charlottesville Hoax
  • CNN flamethrower attempt to DERAIL PEACE with North Korea  
    • Did they just discover the old story?  Timed to derail peace?
  • AOC is interesting, intriguing, watchable, consistent
    • Is it immoral to bring children into this world?
    • People on the left should stop having children
  • President Trump is seeking to educate both himself and the public
    • Climate Change meeting MUST be public and transparent
    • Genuine open-minded process is key to acceptance
  • Climate Change Debate Questions
    • Unprecedented rate of rise for key temperatures
    • CO2 is the only variable rising that fast. Therefore the cause
    • The climate scientist’s graph is SELF-REFUTING on this

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Episode 429 Scott Adams: A Possible Path Out of TDS Forming in the Zeitgeist, Catholic Church, Climate Debate

Topics: 

  • “Zeitgeist” Whiteboard – The common enemy of GOP and DEMS
  • An awakening in progress.  Am I being lied to by the media?
    • You can’t trust anything you’ve heard
    • You can’t trust anything that’s been reported
  • America is within a “bubble of influence”
    • The media and how they report, shapes our opinions
  • President Trump is promoting worldwide decriminalization of homosexuality
  • Climate Change claims, BS or valid concerns?
    • Item 1: Sea levels rising
    • Item 2: Natural Disasters
  • Places we can measure accurately, don’t show climate change
    • MIGHT be a coincidence, but it’s interesting

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Bungie Jumping Pastor

/* Sorry we didn’t send funnies last week. We are back on track this week! */

Pastor Jim was called to serve a large Southern Baptist Church in San Antonio, Texas. He had been pastoring a middle-sized church in Minnesota and
arrived on a Monday in San Antonio. He was greeted warmly and moved into the parsonage. His first official meeting was on Tuesday evening with his
deacons.

“Brothers, I am interested in getting to know you and request your help in doing this by meeting here at the church Saturday morning at 8:00. While in
Minnesota, I learned to enjoy bungie jumping and I felt it would be nice to have fellowship down at that high bridge over the Medina River. I will
make a jump and show you how it’s done, and perhaps you would like to try it also.”

Saturday morning, the deacons were all at the church. They got into the church van and headed to the Medina River. Once they arrived, the group went
to the bridge and observed a Mexican American family having a reunion below. At that Pastor Jim said, “I don’t think it will be a real problem. I know
the stretch on the cord, and I will tie it off so we won’t disturb that family.”

Pastor Jim tied off the cord, put on his harness, and climbed to the top of the hand rail, and with that he jumped. As he got close to the bottom, a
huge cloud of dust arose with a bunch of gleeful laughter and shouts. Suddenly he arose and yelled, “HELP!!” The deacons reached out for him but
missed. Again Pastor Jim went down, and again a huge cloud of dust, laughter, and screams arose. As Pastor Jim came back up, all eight deacons reached
out and grabbed him.

When he stood once again firmly on the bridge, he asked, “What is a pinata?”

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Episode 428 Scott Adams: Eating Salad With a Comb, Syria Non-Withdrawals, The Gaffe Deficit and more

Topics: 

  • Contrast and direction are what matter in persuasion
    • Contrast current President Trump with current anti-Trumpers
  • Michael Steele on MSNBC,  even the host wanted clarification
    • Steele’s comment was wrong on unprecedented levels
  • As socialism is flowering in AOC and others, Venezuela is rotting
    • Best possible contrast for capitalism versus socialism
  • Comb-salad eating Amy Klobuchar angry with staffer
    • Story probably isn’t exactly what we’re hearing
  • Black History Month White House event
    • Watch the video closely, OBVIOUS respect and affection
  • Breadline Bernie versus Crazy Bernie
    • The search for his most effective nickname
    • Crazy Bernie is the clear winner
  • The supply of hate crimes is less than demand for them by the left
  • What is the rate of interracial marriages? Has it increased over time?
    • Good indicator of the state of race relations
  • More racial crimes are being reported
    • Does that mean more are happening, or just more reporting?
  • Diane Feinstein’s meeting with 9 year olds promoting New Green Deal
    • Children should not be involved in politics
  • Chris Cillizza thinks President Trump “certainly”…
    • …made people more comfortable airing bigoted views
    • Really? Aren’t we at PEAK intolerance for bigoted views?
  •  Zogby poll: suburban women Trump approval increased recently
    • Reason: They want the wall

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Three Camels

(“Straining out a gnat” explaned below.)

Noah was standing at the gangplank checking off the pairs of animals when he saw three camels trying to get on board.

“Wait a minute!” he said. “Two each is the limit. One of you will have to stay behind.”

“It won’t be me,” said the first camel. “I’m the camel whose back is broken by the last straw.”

“I’m the one people swallow while straining out a gnat,” said the second.

“And I am the one that shall pass through the eye of a needle sooner than a rich man shall enter heaven.” said the third.

“Well, I guess you had better all come in,” said Noah, “the world is going to need all of you.”

—————–

Have you ever heard the expression, “Straining out a gnat while swallowing a camel?” I never knew what the heck that was supposed to mean until today.
When I came upon the joke in the middle of today’s issue I determined to do a little research and solve this mystery once and for all.

As you might have guessed, it has a biblical origin. In Matthew 23 Jesus was chastising the Pharisees for observing the letter of the law but not
practicing the spirit of the law.

He said, “Woe to you, teachers of the law and Pharisees, you hypocrites! You give a tenth of your spices, mint, dill and cumin. But you have neglected
the more important matters of the law-justice, mercy and faithfulness. You should have practiced the latter, without neglecting the former. You blind
guides! You strain out a gnat but swallow a camel.”

The important thing to understand is that according to the laws of Moses certain things were forbidden to eat, like insects, pigs and camels, among
other things.

So Jesus was comparing the Pharisees devotion to the minutia of the law while ignoring the large picture to straining one minuscule little insect out
of water or wine so as not to contaminate it with a “forbidden” animal, and then drinking that wine with a camel steak.

Anyway, it seems to make the joke just a little bit funnier if you actually understand it.

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Episode 427 Scott Adams: Putting the Phoney Debate Over “Socialism” in Context For the First Time

Topics: 

  • The debate over socialism between Bernie, AOC and the GOP
    • What’s wrong with socialism…besides lack of incentive?
    • UK and Canada have socialized medical care, why not us?

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You Might Be A Pastor If…

~ You hesitate to tell people what you do for a living.

~ You’ve ever dreamed you were preaching only to awaken and discover you were.

~ You’ve ever wondered why people couldn’t die at more appropriate times.

~ You find yourself counting people at a sporting event.

~ You’re leading the church into the 21st century, but you don’t know what you’re preaching on Sunday.

~ A church picnic is no picnic.

~ You jiggle all the commode handles at the church before you leave.

~ You’ve ever spoken for free and were worth every penny of it.

~ People sleep while you’re talking.

~ Instead of getting “ticked off,” you get “grieved in your spirit.”

~ You’ve ever been tempted to take an offering at a family reunion.

~ You read sermons to your kids at night instead of bedtime stories.

~ You’d rather talk to people with every head bowed and every eye closed.

~ You’ve ever wanted to “lay hands” around a deacon’s neck.

~ You often feel like you’re herding cats rather than shepherding sheep.

~ Your greatest joys have been in the church.

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Episode 425 Scott Adams: The TDS WMD Heading Our Way, Smollet and Rats

Topics: 

  • The TDS weapon of mass destruction headed our way
    • Mueller report will NOT be made fully public
    • This will trigger a MASSIVE mental health emergency
  • CNN’s Erin Burnett says unrelated things prove Russian Collusion
  • Brennan says people can be unwilling puppets of Russia
  • President Trump’s technique
    • Respectful words for the leaders of other countries, adversary or not
    • He goes hard on POLICIES, while respecting the people
  • American businessman living in Russia, has the goods on Trump!
    • Desperate much?
  • Were you expecting CNN to offset the Jussie Smollet story?
    • Well…here it is, (accused) white supremacist Coast Guard guy
  • Suggestion: President Trump should request Governor pardon Jussie
    • He didn’t come down with TDS on his own
    • He believed he was acting as a patriot, saving the country
  • People don’t come up with their opinions
    • People are assigned their opinions by the media they follow
    • President Trump could REFRAME Jussie Smollet as a victim of
      • the media that gave him his opinions…fake news
  • Jussie is a victim of media brainwashing, persuasion
    • He GENUINELY believes the CNN, MSNBC propaganda
  • The corrosive feeling of schadenfreude
    • Jussie is a victim of CNN, and I felt happy that
      • he will pay for his crimes
  • Thought Experiment: What if all news was fact-based only
    • If reporting was fair, would Jussie have the opinions he does?

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15 Exercises We’d Be Better Off Without

~ Jumping on the bandwagon

~ Wading through paperwork

~ Running around in circles

~ Pushing your luck

~ Spinning your wheels

~ Adding fuel to the fire

~ Beating your head against the wall

~ Climbing the walls

~ Beating your own drum

~ Dragging your heels

~ Jumping to conclusions

~ Grasping at straws

~ Fishing for compliments

~ Throwing your weight around

~ Passing the buck

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Episode 423 Scott Adams: Scott Solves the Climate Debate and Saves the World (Really)

Topics: 

  • Whiteboard 1: Climate Persuasion
  • Whiteboard 2: What Would it Take to Change Your Mind?
  • A way to bring both sides of the debate into agreement

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Life Support

After the birth of their first child Tom and Sarah decided it was time to write a will and get their affairs in order. They went to a lawyer and
outlined for him their ideas about how their estate should be handled.

The lawyer then asked them questions about what medical means should be employed should they become severely injured.

Tom spoke up, “I don’t want my life regulated by some machine. I just can’t stand the idea of receiving my nourishment from a bottle.”

Sarah took Tom’s words to heart. When they got home, she cut the TV cord and dumped out all of Tom’s beer.

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Episode 421 Scott Adams: (Part 2) Scott Induces Cognitive Dissonance in Guest Callers Opposing Emergency Border Security Funding

Topics: 

  • Q. For Guest Callers:
  • Why are you opposed to emergency funding for border security?
    • Scott discusses a range of topics on the issue with callers

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Episode 419 Scott Adams: (Part 2) How to Spot a Hoax, Distinguish Good News From Bad and See the Future

Topics: 

  • Applying current hoaxes to the above filter for hoaxes
    • A look at how recent possible hoaxes fit the filter, or not
  • My public statement that Charlottesville was a hoax, with reasons
    • Media IGNORES my claim, won’t report my claim
    • Media wants to perpetuate the hoax?  Why not report story?
  • Fun Whack-A-Mole debunking experiment you can try at home
    • Making a person FORGET a sentence written on a piece of paper
    • This is a repeatable experiment, simple sentence on paper
  • Intelligence does NOT immunize anyone from cognitive dissonance
    • Knowing it’s always POSSIBLE you’re wrong, helps
    • You aren’t as invested in always being correct
  • Highly intelligent people might have more cognitive dissonance
    • Your ego is a perception, you can reprogram it
    • Everything is an impression, a perception which can be changed

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Episode 418 Scott Adams: The Three Pillars of TDS

Topics: 

  • A major news story was a fake news hoax…Charlottesville
  • The 3 Pillars of TDS – Whiteboard
    • 1. Charlottesville Hoax
    • 2. Russian Collusion Hoax
    • 3. “Crazy” President Hoax
  • A Presidential candidate said something supporting the KKK?
    • TDS…insane to believe that would ever happen
    • Obviously nuts, yet intelligent people continue to believe
  • David Duke recently announced his support for Rep Omar
    • Does that mean Omar supports the KKK? Obviously not
    • People CAN like things…for different reasons
  • How can people believe President Trump is an anti-semite?
    • Wouldn’t Israel have noticed if that was even possible?
    • NO Jewish leader in America believes it
    • The leader of Israel, PM Netanyahu…doesn’t believe it
    • President Trump’s Jewish family members…don’t believe it
  • Mike Cernovich and I were both called “far right” in a national story
    • We became part of the news
    • Notice that they DON’T report me saying…
      • …Charlottesville was a fake news hoax
    • Every major media outlet follows my Periscope broadcasts
    • Controversial and newsworthy to say Charlottesville Hoax
    • Won’t be reported, cause they’re invested in the hoax
  • Prediction: Independents are having their cake, and eating it too
    • BUT…in the 2020 election booth, accomplishments matter
    • Unaccomplished objectives possible, but he gives it his all
  • Signing up to be an expert, or to find expert advice on WhenHub
    • New feature allows DONATIONS to support these broadcasts

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Episode 417 Scott Adams: Was Live

Topics: 

  • Were McCabe’s actions, treasonous, desperate partisan politics?
  • WhenHub Interface app now offering a DONATE button
    • People were wishing there was a non-Patreon option
  • We watched congress fail right in front of us on wall committee
  • Proposed bill has at least 2 problems per Conservatives
    • 1. Loophole allowing kids to grant adult open door
    • 2. Local cities could block barriers in their vicinity
  • Cartels are buying local officials…and they’ll have a voice on wall?
    • Brandon Darby (border security expert) says it’s happening
  • The cartels will decide if there should be local U.S. wall impeding them
    • Could congress possibly be THAT stupid?

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Episode 414 Scott Adams: The Mueller Non-Report, Wall Funding, Russian Oligarchs, GND Vote

Topics: 

  • Wall committee result ignores the recommendations of the experts
  • President Trump has authority to accept the wall budget…
    • …and THEN declare a national emergency for the balance
    • He also has authority to get money from other budgets
  • El Chapo is guilty, his 14B could possibly be grabbed for the wall
  • We’ve “made a list” of Russian Oligarchs
    • What’s it mean if you’re on that list?  Nothing, it’s just a list
    • BUT, it’s great psychology…we COULD do something
  • McConnell taking AOC’s NGD to a floor vote, with a grin
    • The plan is completely impractical but popular with Dems
    • Now they’ll be on record for or against the impracticality
    • The NGD is brilliant for persuasion, but not practical for vote
  • Jennifer Rubin, possibly the least credible writer working today
    • She calls Beto’s rally speech “soaring rhetoric”
    • Some thought he looked like a college frat boy on cocaine
  • CNN’s unreadably boring story about their original Mueller reports
  • Cory Booker the vegan, eliminates his chance at the Presidency

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Episode 413 Scott Adams: (Part 2) Talking to @Naval Ravikant About All the Important Stuff

PART 2 Topics:

  • Is Universal Basic Income and Socialism the future?
  • What form will future educational systems have?
  • What are life’s biggest illusions?
  • Thoughts on The Simulation
  • Old problems were about scarcity, now they’re about abundance
  • Book author recommendations

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Episode 411 Scott Adams: Bill Pulte Talks About Progress on Inner City Blight and More

Topics: 

  • Bill Pulte discusses the Blight Authority’s impressive progress
    • Cleaning up areas where politicians and authorities failed
    • Getting rid of the crime and the drugs infesting cities
    • Donations fund the Blight Authority, locals love it
    • Bill has connections with HUD and key local authorities
    • https://www.theblightauthority.com/ideas/
    • Uses for the cleared, available land
  • Why is peace in the Middle East now possible?
    • Questions are about to be answered
    • Why has President Trump been so nice to Saudi Arabia?
    • Why has President Trump been so nice to Putin?
    • Iran has been pushed to the brink of bankruptcy
  • President Trump’s funny tweet about Amy Klobuchar in the snow
    • Amy and her staff appeared amateurish
  • Khamenei “death to America” clarification
    • He means death to President Trump, Pompeo and Bolton
    • Interesting because…
      • Americans like the Iranian people
      • Iranians like the American people
  • BrianOfLondon’s thoughts on the Iranian, Middle East situations
    • Iranian funding of Hezbollah and expansionist objectives

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Episode 410 Scott Adams: Green New Deal (GND), Universal Basic Income (UBI), Trump Tweets

Topics: 

  • Green New Deal (GND) contains Universal Basic Income (UBI)
  • UBI is money for free…for everyone, even if “unwilling to work”
  • The payoff for working remains: more resources and a better life
    • It’s almost guaranteed that in my lifetime, UBI will happen
  • UBI is to allow minimal survivable life capability, a safety net
    • like…Social Security, food stamps, welfare
  • GND might not contain anything that’s practical or possible
    • But GND is directionally positive
  • The Congressional border budget plan won’t be supported…
    • …by the border control experts
    • Congress is NOT a functional body for this issue
  • Declaring a national emergency solution…supported by the experts
    • Congress isn’t able to provide a solution supported by experts
  • CNN isn’t as rabidly anti-Trump lately, what changed?
    • 8,000 lies in two years supposedly, did any of them matter?
    • There’s no examples of damage from POTUS hyperbole
    • Trade wars are stupid!  Hmm…new deals are better for us
  • Old China trade deal allowed stealing our intellectually property
    • New deal is stalled, cause they want to continue the stealing
  • “Presidential Harassment” is smart, good framing
  • Elizabeth Warren’s apology tour is beyond cringe worthy
    • She comes across as weak and apologetic

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Episode 409 Scott Adams: The News is Becoming Friendlier to President Trump Lately

Topics: 

  • Border budget negotiators report they might approve 2Billion
    • Tell us what the EXPERTS say we need, and what it costs
    • Is what you’re approving…what the experts say is needed?
  • Nobody cares about “percentages of crime”, when they’re a victim
    • I’ve been robbed but it’s okay.  I’m in a low crime area
  • Annexing Mexico into America, should we?
    • The cartels are running the country to a large degree
  • “Turnaround Groups” for stabilization of failing countries?
    • UN controlled, a country applies to them for assistance
    • A neutral organization of turnaround specialists goes in
    • Limited time, they do a government reorganization
    • NO outside military presence imposing new government
  • Mike Cernovich and the New Green Deal
    • Mike says the New Green Deal is brilliant
    • They’re big ideas that we have no idea how to accomplish
    • The fact that it’s impossible is what focuses energy
  • Republicans SHOULD embrace the New Green Deal objectives
    • Less regulations and other conservative ideals mesh nicely
  • If we have functional fusion energy within 20 years…
    • …will you still be concerned about climate change?
  • The personal relationship between Kim Jong-Un and President Trump
    • President Trump removed the REASON for NK nukes
    • What other American President could have credibly said…
    • …Hey Kim, let’s be friends!

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Episode 408 Scott Adams: The Tale of Three Hoaxes, Most Recently about Candace Owens

Topics: 

  • Hoax: Claim that Candace Owens praised Hitler
  • Hoax: President Trump’s Charlottesville statement
  • Hoax: Virginia doctor promoting murder of healthy newborns
  • Lesson: Be hesitant about believing things that are ridiculous on the surface

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Outback Mobile Phone Tower

Three Aussie blokes working up on an outback mobile phone tower: Bruce, Coot and Bluey.

As they start their descent, Coot slips, falls off the tower and is killed instantly.

As the ambulance takes the body away, Bluey says, “Well, someone’s gotta go and tell Coot’s wife.

Bruce says, “OK, I’m pretty good at that sensitive stuff, I’ll do it.”

Two hours later, he comes back carrying a case of beer.

Bluey says, “Where’d you get the beer, Bruce?”

“Coot’s wife gave it to me,” Bruce replies.

“That’s unbelievable, you told the Missus her husband was dead and she gave you a case of beer?”

“Well, not exactly,” Bruce says. “When she answered the door, I said to her, ‘You must be Coot’s widow.’ She said, ‘You must be mistaken. I’m not a
widow.’ Then I said, ‘I’ll betcha a case of beer you are.'”

Aussies are good at handling the sensitive stuff.

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Episode 406 Scott Adams: Trump Investigation TDS, Political Myths, Joy Behar’s Racism, and Virginia

Topics: 

  • 17 Unnecessary new investigations and Adam Schiff
    • Seems obvious that Dems know Mueller has nothing
    • Mueller is wrapping up, so new harassment begins
  • FEAR: President Trump is crazy, must impeach!
    • REALITY: If they actually believe that…why have they stopped panicking about it?
  • FEAR:Trump will ruin the economy
    • REALITY: Economy is so good, Dems want credit to go to Obama
  • FEAR: Trump will start wars if elected!
    • REALITY: He’s trying to end wars, Congress attempting to block
  • FEAR: Trump will be anti-gay
    • REALITY: He’s the most evolved politician on LGBTQ issues
  • Joy Behar’s blackface photo
  • Late-term abortions are very rare, applies when fetus isn’t viable
    • Northam doesn’t support killing, viable, post-birth babies
    • The law was written badly…and it was defeated

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Groaner: Sneezing and Sniffling

A little boy got a cold at school one day. He came home sneezing and sniffling, and his mother watched him with a knowing eye. Later that day, he was
playing with his older sister when his mother called him into the kitchen. She was an old-fashioned lady, and believed in some of the older methods of
treating illnesses. “Son, I know you’re not feeling very good,” she began. “Tomorrow for breakfast, don’t eat your normal sugary cereal. I’ll allow
you to have some LIFE cereal after you eat a bowl of oatmeal, though. See, it’s right here on the shelf,” she pointed.

“Now, afterwards, I want you to have your older sister make you some broth from that ground liver we have in the fridge.” Seeing the face he made, she
added, “and then you can have some of the leftover sweet tea.”

After the little boy came out of the kitchen, his older sister curiously asked, “What did she want?” He promptly replied, “She just gave me the rights
to LIFE, liver tea, and proper tea!”

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Episode 404 Scott Adams: The SOTU, President’s Schedule, Healthcare, Conspiracy Theories

Topics: 

  • SOTU guests…Didn’t the SOTU used to be a national rally?
  • Doctors are now on the Interface App by WhenHub
    • Easy 2nd opinions, prescriptions for some things
    • A way to reduce healthcare costs?
  • Q people are still around? Q is still a thing?
  • Climate change current thinking update

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The 5 Biggest Tech Lies Governments Tried To Pull Off

By E. Reid Ross,Phillip Brandvold,Aquiles Cacho  Published: February 05th, 2019 


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Episode 403 Scott Adams: The Border “Emergency” and the SOTU, Climate Bubbles, and Hoaxed

Topics: 

  • The 1st wall committee meeting, DIDN’T include experts?
  • How common is it to declare a “National Emergency”?
  • Did you know we currently have 35 active National Emergencies? 
  • Declare a National Emergency, Mr. President
    • Congress is unable to accept the advise of experts
  • Dumb statements:
    • Next President could tear down a wall, but not sensors!
    • All you need is a ladder to get over a wall!
  • CNN (this week) breaks their 3 year tradition…
    • …of daily Trump racist stories.
    • Thanks Governor Northam!
  • Doctors now added to Interface app by WhenHub
    • Both American and international doctors are available
    • They can prescribe, if they’re licensed in your state
  • Interface app experts can now schedule hours they’re available
  • Interface is now available on computer browsers

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Episode 402 Scott Adams: Reviewing the New Mike Cernovich Film Hoaxed

Topic: 

  • My review of the Mike Cernovich film Hoaxed
    • “It’s a fricking masterpiece.”
    • “The last 10 minutes will blow your mind.”
    • “Very rarely have I felt this much from a film.”
    • “Well done on several levels.”

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Saving A Dog

After posting about saving a dog the day before on the same intersection, my friend posted this on Facebook this morning:

Wow, we can sure let emotions blind us at times. The intersection right by my house is super busy; tons of car speeding, accidents, jams, lots of
traffic. So this morning I am driving across it when I saw another dog, big one in the middle of the intersection and cars are just driving around him
and barely stopping. I hit the brakes, jump out and open my back door of the car and I am calling the dog over afraid for his safety.

Then a trucker slows down, rolls his window and says calmly… That’s a coyote…

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Episode 400 Scott Adams: Northam, Russia, Spartacus

Topics: 

  • How’s your week been Governor Northam?  2 rules apply.
    • 48 Hour Rule: Clarify and/or sincerely apologize
    • 20 Year Rule: Current behavior can redeem prior bad behavior
  • It’s a 35 year old story, was he racist…and now he isn’t?
    • Within the last 20 years, who is he, what are his actions?
  • Our laws agree, we have the right to become better people
    • Prisoners serve their time, are released and get second chance
  • Has Northam been a race baiter and promoted lies like Charlottesville?
    • If so…and it’s within the last 20 years, he’s gotta go
  • “Offensive” and “racist” aren’t necessarily the same thing
    • Unintentionally, a person can say or do offensive things
  • CNN chyron identifies Dem Governor Northam as a Republican
    • Did chyron creator do it intentionally?
    • Did the chyron person’s mental bias assume racist = “R”?
  • Has President Trump EVER had a better week?
    • Great job numbers report
    • Northam story is Christmas every day for President Trump
    • Abortion painted in the worst possible way
    • Chuck Schumer staffer got a “me too”
    • INF treaty pullout, being tough on Russian treaty cheating
    • CNN caught in chyron fake news
    • Dems looking racist as they defend Northam
    • Don Jr. phone calls proven innocent
    • Venezuela and socialism branded worst possible way
    • Huffington Post, Buzzfeed, Vice all had layoffs
  • Cory Booker always looks surprised
    • Wide-eyed surprised expression is persuasion technique
    • Trying to persuade people of something you don’t believe

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6 Priceless Objects Destroyed By Sheer Stupidity

By Pauli Poisuo,E. Reid Ross,E.M. Caris,Aquiles Cacho,Andrea Meno  Published: February 02nd, 2019 


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Christian Football

Quarterback Sneak – Church members quietly leaving during the invitation.

Draw Play – What many children do with the bulletin during worship.

Half-time – The period between Sunday School and worship when many choose to leave.

Benchwarmer – Those who do not sing, pray, work, or apparently do anything but sit.

Backfield-in-Motion – Making a trip to the back (restroom or water fountain) during the service.

Staying in the Pocket – What happens to a lot of money that should be given to the Lord’s work.

Two-minute Warning – The point at which you realize the sermon is almost over and begin to gather up your children and belongings.

Instant Replay – The preacher loses his notes and falls back on last week’s illustrations.

Sudden Death – What happens to the attention span of the congregation if the preacher goes “overtime.”

Trap – You’re called on to pray and are asleep.

End Run – Getting out of church quick, without speaking to any guest or fellow member.

Flex Defense – The ability to allow absolutely nothing said during the sermon to affect your life.

Halfback Option – The decision of 50% of the congregation not to return for the evening service.

Blitz – The rush for the restaurants following the closing prayer.

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Episode 398 Scott Adams: Reframing Healthcare as a Question of Systems Versus Goals

Topics: 

  • Walls are necessary, for Capitalism to exist
  • You can’t have Capitalism without protecting wealth
  • You need wealth in order to have more healthcare
  • Whiteboard Discussion
    • Achieving Healthcare via Capitalism

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Lesser-Known Knights of the Round Table

1. The knight who was afraid to fight: Sir Render

2. The unbelievable knight: Sir Real

3. The knights who were so fat they sat around a table by themselves: Sir Round and Sir Cumference

4. The undercover knight: Sir Veillance

5. The knight who came to an untimely end: Sir Cease

6. The knight who never got killed in battle: Sir Vivor

7. The knight who always guessed right: Sir Miser

8. The knight who exceeded expectations: Sir Past

9. The knight who showed up unexpectedly: Sir Prise

10. The knight who overcame obstacles: Sir Mount

11. The knight who funded the castle’s operations: Sir Tax

12. The knight who kept the kingdom’s maps up to date: Sir Veyor

13. The knight who drank too much: Sir Rhosis

14. The knight always called on as the first substitute: Sir Rogate

15. The most outstanding of all the knights: Sir Perb

16. The hardest knight of them all: Sir Amic

17. The knight who was most at home in a 3-ring castle: Sir Cus

18. The saddest knight of them all: Sir Rowful

19. The extra knights: Sir Perfluous and Sir Pernumerary

20. The dancing knight: Sir Prance Alot

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Episode 395 Scott Adams: Creepy Kamala, Healthcare, Manchin’s Brilliance, Climate Change

Topics: 

  • The Howard Schultz advantage of…coffee!
  • People calling Kamala’s demeanor and laugh “creepy”
  • Kamala and Willie Brown’s past won’t hurt her candidacy
  • CNN and now MSNBC have both anointed Kamala
  • Universal healthcare has moved from nutty Bernie idea to inevitable
    • Can taxes be raised enough to cover the astronomical costs?
    • Can we lower costs enough to make it possible?
    • Startups are focusing on lower cost for high profit things
  • Did Kamala invoke the Charlottesville conspiracy theory?
  • Senator Manchin says turn this over to the engineers and experts
    • “SMART WALL” is a smart persuasive phrase
  • Climate change has BS on both sides of the topic
    • One side is correct, we don’t know which
    • The marketing of the science looks like a hoax
    • The marketing of the skeptics is mostly unconvincing
  • The “Research Well”, what happens when you reach a point where…
    • You don’t understand the claim being made
    • You can’t determine if the claim is true
    • Confirmation bias always wins in the end
      • Your original belief becomes your conclusion

NOTE: Broadcast glitch, sound is a bit muffled.


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Short Math Funny

What is the difference between mathematics and the words of the Bible?

Answer: Mathematics is not forgiving!

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Episode 394 Scott Adams: Kamala Hires the Mole, Tom Brokaw, Border Security, Taliban

Topics: 

  • President Trump is in the process of ending four wars
    • NK and their nukes, Yemen, Syria, Afghanistan
  • Kamala receives love letter from CNN and other media powers
    • Ex-Hillary people (and The Mole) now working for Kamala
    • Kamala lacks charisma, that’s a problem for her team
  • Kamala campaign slogan, “For the People”…as opposed to what?
  • Kamala branding “We’re better than this”
    • She’s calling half the country defective
    • Compare that to “Make America Great Again”
  • Kamala tweet framing men as the problem
    • Is she running a Hillary 2.0 anti-male campaign?
    • Kamala’s campaign theme is the Gillette commercial
  • Willie Brown as a politician and a funny guy
  • Wall committee, who is on it? Why haven’t we heard?
    • If the media does a blackout, nothing is going to happen
  • Wall committee will need to add a “poison pill” to stop POTUS
    • If they propose funds for the wall…POTUS wins
    • Proposing something POTUS can’t accept, seems likely
  • Predictions review…
    • “Me Too” will cause male execs to fear mentoring women
    • Cuban sonic weapon, wasn’t
    • Vegas shooting wasn’t ISIS 
    • NK a year before anything happened, peace possible
    • Howard Schultz will NOT run a third party campaign
    • AOC has master persuader skills
  • AOC is going to be a very big deal in the future
    • She’s smarter than you think, possibly super-smart
    • She’s also a racist and race baiter
    • AOC is a “Blue Trump”

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Bringing Cola to China

In 1927, John Hartman decided to bring X-Cola to China, seeing a potentially large market of softdrink lovers. Since he did not speak the local
language, he decided to advertise his product through pictures. On every corner in Peking [that was it was called at the time] he put up three
pictures. The first showed a man dying of thirst alone in a desert place. The next one to the right showed the same man drinking X-Cola. Third one on
the right-most showed the man rejuvenated, full of energy and crossing the desert.

He waited a couple of weeks, but his cola did not sell. He decided to seek the help of a Chinese advertising consultant. The man said, “In this
country , people read from right to left”.

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Episode 393 Scott Adams: Democrats Once Again Winning the Game No One Was Playing

  • Topics: 
  • The only valid comparison to President Trump, is President Hillary
    • Would her border solution have been as good or better?
    • What would her solution have looked like?
  • 80/20 Rule applies to our future border security solution
    • Improve the worst 20% and get 80% improvement
  • Dems are fighting the President, not a secure border
    • Everybody wants better border security
      • Lots of historical video shows Dems agree with the need
    • Dems just don’t want the credit to go to the President
  • President Trump’s border security strategy
    • He’s put ALL his political capital on the line for this
    • Result will be a substantial improvement
    • Even critics will agree solution is even better than his promise
  • Never underestimate Dems ability to shoot themselves in the foot
  • How do we improve healthcare, without it costing everyone a fortune?
    • Lowering healthcare cost is the key
    • Diff Rules, regulations, startups potential can lower costs
  • If Government makes a big push for better healthcare, lower costs
    • Objective: Universal Healthcare for all…without increased cost
    • If everybody’s healthcare was tracked, would help all
  • Giving up your privacy, isn’t necessarily a bad thing
    • Gays used to be in the closet, was that a good thing? NO
    • Staying quiet and privacy was a problem for acceptance
    • They “gave away” their privacy by coming out of the closet
    • Coming out…benefitted their community immensely

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Episode 392 Scott Adams: Dale Celebrates Pelosi Stunning Victory in Fifth Inning

  • Topics: 
  • What border security plan would President Hillary Clinton offer?
    • How would it compare to President Trump’s plan?
  • President Trump’s border security concept
    • Experts advise what works to address various challenges
    • Build the most efficient structure possible for least cost
  • President Trump has educated and weaponized voters
    • Now…people CARE about solutions for the border
    • Solutions will HAVE to be cost efficient and effective
  • Pelosi didn’t do her job, everyone wants border security
    • She didn’t “win”, she failed to offer solutions

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5 Beloved Children’s Characters Out Of Your Worst Nightmares

By Markos Hasiotis,Marvin Bea,Casper Orens  Published: January 26th, 2019 


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Well-Planned Retirement

Funny, but untrue story:

Outside England’s Bristol Zoo there is a parking lot for 150 cars and 8 buses. For 25 years, its parking fees were managed by a very pleasant
attendant… The fees for cars ($ 1.40), for buses (about $ 7).

Then, one day, after 25 solid years of never missing a day of work, he just didn’t show up; so the zoo management called the city council and asked it
to send them another parking agent. The council did some research and replied that the parking lot was the zoo’s own responsibility. The zoo advised
the council that the attendant was a city employee. The city council responded that the lot attendant had never been on the city payroll.

Meanwhile, sitting in his villa somewhere on the coast of Spain, or France, or Italy, is a man who’d apparently had a ticket booth installed
completely on his own and then had simply begun to show up every day, commencing to collect and keep the parking fees, estimated at about $ 560 per day
— for 25 years. Assuming 7 days a week, this amounts to just over $ 7 million dollars… and no one even knows his name.

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Episode 391 Scott Adams: Who Won the Border Security Negotiations, Because no one Else is Getting it Right

Topic: 

  • What we need and where, now up to the experts, not politicians

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Do Not Wash Your Hair In The Shower!

It’s so good to finally get a health warning that is useful. It involves the shampoo when it runs down your body while you shower with it. Shampoo
Warning! I don’t know WHY I didn’t figure this out sooner!

I use shampoo in the shower! When I wash my hair, the shampoo runs down my whole body, and printed very clearly on the shampoo label is this
claim:

“FOR EXTRA BODY AND VOLUME.”

No wonder I have been gaining weight! Well! I have gotten rid of that shampoo and I am going to start showering with Dawn dish soap instead. Its label
reads:

“DISSOLVES FAT THAT IS OTHERWISE DIFFICULT TO REMOVE.”

Problem solved!

If I don’t answer the phone I’ll be in the shower.

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Episode 389 Scott Adams: The Future of Online Education with VR, Apps and Hollywood Teams

Topics: 

  • Online learning works, the future is here (Whiteboard)
    • A Socialist vision of education, but with decreased cost
    • Learning can be tailored to how different people learn
  • VR learning possibilities include historical event immersion

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Cyclic Number

Not really a joke … just a tiny bit of math fun.

142857 is a cyclic number – its digits always appear in the same order but will rotate around when multiplied by any number from 1 to 6:

142857 x 1 = 142857
142857 x 2 = 285714
142857 x 3 = 428571
142857 x 4 = 571428
142857 x 5 = 714285
142857 x 6 = 857142

Pretty cool, huh? Now multiply 142857 by 7. (Spoiler below.)

142857 x 7 = 999999

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Episode 387 Scott Adams: President Trump’s Tweet Saying he Would Wait to do the State of the Union

Topic: 

  • President Trump’s tweet, saying he would wait to do the State of the Union

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Graceland Gardener

Original joke from my 12 year old daughter, Elizabeth:

A new gardener was hired at Graceland to take care of Elvis’ estate. After a few weeks on the job, his supervisor was very impressed and complimented
him on the fine job he was doing. To which the gardener replied, “Thank you, Thank you very mulch!”

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Episode 385 Scott Adams: My Apology for Saying Toddlers are not as Wise as Adults, and Other Nonsense

Topics: 

  • Kamala’s campaign, the packaging process begins
  • MLK Day and huge portions of the population were being racist
  • Toddlers should be able to vote and participate in national decisions
    • My apology for originally thinking otherwise
  • Brazilian related troll key to spread of the Covington video
  • RPOS (AOC) isn’t dumb…believe she is at your political peril
    • How did she win her election?
    • Why are we all talking about her all the time?
    • You can’t ignore a master persuader…like RPOS
  • CNN hasn’t noticed President Trump talked us out of nuclear war
    • Per CNN, NK played us and we are in a worse position
  • What’s best for the poor, is best for the country and world

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Rum Cake

I work at a private christian school. Today I put out a rum cake for the staff and teachers to enjoy. One of the staff asked me if the pastor knew I
had rum cake in the building.

I replied by saying I ran into him at the liquor store on Saturday so I thought it was OK.

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Episode 384 Scott Adams: The Covington Kids, Kamala Harris and Fake News in General

Topics: 

  • The 48 Hour Rule
    • If someone makes a mistake, and atones for it in the form of a sincere apology, you should accept the apology even if you can’t forgive the person…and move on.
  • Reasons given for not accepting my apology
  • Attack vector on the Covington kids is now shifting
    • Bad behavior at the event (by the children) didn’t exist
    • Left claims: MAGA hats are a known racist symbol
    • Left now looking for bad behavior by the children in the past
  • Jake Tapper interview with Kristen Gillibrand
    • Clearly, CNN has decided Kristen won’t be the candidate
    • A clear pattern is developing, CNN is anointing Kamala
  • How candidates are selected in America (Whiteboard)
    • A few billionaires decide who the candidates will be
    • The media cements those candidates for the public
    • The public then has the ILLUSION of choosing candidates
  • “You should have researched it”…The dumbest statement

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Episode 383 Scott Adams: My Apology for Believing @CNN About the Covington Catholic Boys Fake News

Topics: 

  • CNN continues to pump the worst kind of dangerous fake news
    • Covington Catholic kids vs Black Israelites and drummer
    • CNN reversed the victims and the perpetrators
    • The Black Israelites started it and were full-on racists
    • Then the Black Israelites said lots of bad thing about Dems
    • The Black Israelites were saying anti-gay things in the video
    • The kids pushed back against the anti-gay sentiments
    • The kids pushed back against Black Israelites racism
    • The Black Israelites then armed themselves
    • The drummer was looking to CAUSE trouble, not diffuse it
      • Drummers intent was to get in the faces of the teens
      • The kids didn’t back up or back down or misbehave
  • President Trump’s offer yesterday was to add variables
    • He stood fast on what he needs to secure the border, 5.7B
    • Including other topics (variables) is to entice Dems to talk
  • A word, “wall” is preventing a border solution
    • Deliver good border security, what you label it doesn’t matter

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Episode 382 Scott Adams: The New Border Offer and the Awesome Native American Dude

Topics: 

  • CNN reports MAGA hat teenager getting into shouting match
    • CNN doesn’t report that an adult saw and defused it
    • This is a hero story, that guy is awesome
  • President Trump at the new citizen event
    • Genuine affection, a “welcome to the team” message, visuals
  • President Trump added variables to shutdown/wall funding 
    • He stayed firm on what he needs…5.7Billion
    • The possible variables he added are to open discussions

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Episode 380 Scott Adams: Cohen, Beto, Ohr, Kim, Pelosi, Heller

Topics: 

  • Childish Pelosi behavior vs. President Trump’s childish counter-punch
    • Attack the President, expect his counter-punch
    • SOTU now has new, better options
  • CNN hit piece on Beto, saying his attention is due to “white male”
    • CNN is picking off their non-preferred candidates
  • Bruce Ohr told congress he fully informed the FBI of conflicts
    • Told them Steele dossier was political doc from DNC
    • Told them his wife worked for Fusion GPS
  • YouTube adds Wikipedia link to my videos on climate change
    • The Wikipedia page believes climate change is real
    • Why not do same concept for self-radicalized terrorists?
  • Border control plan, Dems should show us their plan
    • What DO they want to protect the border?
    • Some Dem factions are cannibalizing others on topic 
  • Some Democrat has a major attention getting opportunity
    • Show us a border control plan and budget
  • Press business model has divided the world into current situation
    • Neither side is allowed to compromise…by the media
    • Media is painting negotiation, compromise as “losing”
  • Effectively using the power of being “on the spectrum”
    • A lot of the top talent in Silicon Valley is “on the spectrum”
    • NOT an insult to ask if someone is on the spectrum

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Episode 379 Scott Adams: Solving the Border Funding Problem and Opening Government in 48 Hours

Topic: 

  • Solving the border funding problem and opening government in 48 hours

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Episode 376 Scott Adams: Kamala Harris, Some Fake News You Think is Real, and Climate Update

Topics: 

  • Kamala Harris video had persuasion powers
    • It appealed to her base, showed her personality
  • 4 Examples of normal explanations vs. batshit crazy ones
  • Climate change, 2 bad skeptical arguments
  • Climate change outstanding questions

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8 Movie Posters From Other Countries That Are Simply Awesome

By Andrea Meno,Peter I. Santiago,Marvin Bea,Tee Ngin Rui  Published: January 15th, 2019 


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Episode 375 Scott Adams: Putin Puppets CNN and Max Boot Doing Russia’s Bidding by Destabilizing the U.S.

Topics: 

  • CNN’s reaction to President Trump denying he’s a Russian asset
    • First CNN pushes, promotes Russian asset story
    • Now they are gasping in horror he has to deny their BS?
  • Max Boot’s article, 18 reasons President might be Russian asset
    • Laundry list of unrelated stuff other people did or said
  • CNN seems to have given up on Mueller
    • CNN is creating the news they’re reporting

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Episode 374 Scott Adams: Russia, DeBlaisio, Gabbard, Jeff Bozo, FBI

Topics: 

  • Jeff Bozo and the President’s tweets
  • NYC Mayor De Blazio instituting universal health care
    • Gavin Newsome working on it also for California
    • Important, whether it works out or not
  • Russian collusion outcome seems obvious
    • Both sides will claim they were right all along
  • Eric Swalwell on taking interpreters notes
    • Destroying evidence indicates guilt
    • Hmm…Hillary destroyed evidence
  • Eric Swalwell requesting someone prove a negative
    • Is he assuming his followers are stupid?
  • FBI motivation, investigating President Trump…was vengeance
    • Is there evidence of that, or is it mind reading?
  • Will Tulsi Gabbard be the 2020 Democrat candidate?
    • Simple answer, how is CNN framing her?
    • Watch for who CNN coverage anoints
  • President Trump taking interpreters Putin meeting notes
    • Any chance Mueller hasn’t already talked to interpreter?
    • Big news if he has or hasn’t talked to him
    • No leaks or actions by Mueller if something found?
  • Good reasons President Trump took interpreters notes
    • Was he smart to do it, or very smart to do it?
  • Critics say FBI started investigation of President without cause
    • Strozk himself said “no there, there”
    • Expected value calculations
  • Climate change people and skeptics both shoveling some BS
    • Looking at the BS on both sides for popular arguments
  • Can scientists really measure the temperature of entire world?
    • Can they measure the temperature of all oceans?
  • Validation of imprecise measurement techniques…
    • …by other imprecise measurement techniques?
  • 10 Startups have funding for fusion power development
    • Extremely smart people are in those startups
    • Odds that none of the 10 will create an economic power source?

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Gift for a Wife

Bill meets Doug shopping at the mall and sees he has a small gift wrapped box.

“It’s my wife’s birthday tomorrow.” Doug said. “Last week I asked her what she wanted for her birthday.”

“And???” Bill asked.

“Well, she said ‘Oh, I don’t know just give me something with diamonds in it’.”

“So what did you get her?” asked Bill.

“I bought her a deck of cards!!”

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Episode 373 Scott Adams: The Turley Hypothesis, CNN’s Border Story

Topics: 

  • Jonathan Turley, legal scholar, article ponders the question…
    • Are Russian Collusion and deep state, confirmation bias?
    • Does confirmation bias fit the facts?
  • 3 Possibilities, which one is most likely?
    • 1. Deep state attempted to set up a candidate/President 
    • 2. President Trump is actually a Putin puppet
    • 3. Both sides “saw” crimes, but actually confirmation bias 
  • Prediction:
    • No convictions or impeachments for Russian Collusion or deep state activity
  • Humans can only invent ourselves or a better version of ourselves
    • Facebook is our heart and family
    • Twitter is our brain
  • Geo-Engineering the earth and other planets
    • Is God both our future and our past?

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Episode 372 Scott Adams: Quick Tutorial on Using Engineering to Take Politics Out of the Wall

Topics: 

  • Remove politics and immigration issues can be resolved
    • Whiteboard: Wall engineering
  • Time to turn it over to the engineers for what’s needed
    • Engineering priorities look at cost and effectiveness

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Beautiful

A guy was just waking up from anesthesia after surgery and his wife was sitting by his side.

His eyes fluttered open, he said, “You’re beautiful!” and then he fell asleep again.

His wife had never heard him say that so she stayed by his side. A couple minutes later his eyes fluttered open again and he said, “You’re cute!”

The wife was disappointed because instead of “beautiful” it was “cute.”

She said, “What happened to ‘beautiful’?”

His reply was “The drugs are wearing off!”

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