Analyst and Broker at the Races

A stock analyst and a Wall Street broker went to the races. The broker suggested to bet $ 10,000 on a horse. The analyst was sceptical, saying that he
wanted first to understand the rules, to look at the horses, etc. The broker whispered that he knew a secret algorithm for success, but he could not
convince the analyst.

“You are too theoretical,” he said as he bet on a horse. Sure enough, that horse came in first, bringing him a lot of money. Triumphantly, he
exclaimed, “I told you I knew the secret!”

“What is your secret?” the analyst asked.

“It is rather easy. I have two kids, a three-year-old and a five-year-old. I sum up their ages and I bet on number nine.”

“But, three and five is eight,” the analyst protested.

“I told you, you are too theoretical!” the broker replied. “Haven’t I just shown experimentally that my calculation is correct?!”

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Episode 602 Scott Adams: Dr. Drew Talks About LA Apocalypse, Trump’s Tweet, Iran

Content: 

  • Dr. Drew talks about dangerous disease outbreaks in Los Angeles
    • Bubonic plague, typhus, TB, typhoid fever
    • What can be done? @DrDrew
  • Resolution debate: Is Antifa a domestic terrorist organization?
  • “Send her back” chant and President Trump
  • Deeply offended role-playing, and the outrage awards
    • S.E. Cupp wins for her performance
  • Allegations of Omar getting into America illegally
  • Rand Paul MIGHT be the most trustworthy person in politics
    • He seems to be completely free from political wind
  • Negotiating tip for Iran: Become America’s ally
  • President Trump’s tweet take-down of NYT Thomas Friedman
  • Is it possible for people to SAY bad things…and NOT be bad people?
    • Offensive and racist are two different things

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Episode 601 Scott Adams: “Send Her Back”, Google Rigging the Election, Mining the Moon

Content: 

  • The tweets that dismantled the Democrat party, risk management
  • Is Omar and the squad an anchor, dragging down AOC?
    • AOC star power made the squad, she’s the star
    • At what point will AOC drop the squad to continue rising?
  • Hillary supporter, Harvard Ph.D Psychologist, Robert Epstein says…
    • …In 2016, Google manipulated 2-10 million votes to Hillary
  • Google will be a LOT better at data and vote manipulation in 2020
    • In 2024…Google will decide who becomes President,
  • Where will Bernie’s votes go, once he drops out?
  • Mining the moon SOON, for extremely valuable helium 3
  • Indonesia bringing a thorium reactor online soon, safe nuclear energy

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The Water Hole

A motorist, after being bogged down in a muddy road, paid a passing farmer twenty-five dollars to pull him out with his tractor. After he was back on
dry ground, he said to the farmer, “At those prices, I should think you would be pulling people out of the mud day and night.”

“Can’t,” replied the farmer. “At night I haul water for the hole.”

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Episode 600 Scott Adams: Let’s Discuss a Tweet Because Everything Else Seems to be Fine

Content: 

  • Trash talk tweets and trash talk outrage
  • CNN “Opinions” labeled as “Analysis”…why?
  • Conservatives have consistent rules, respect laws and constitution
  • We’re born with a genetic propensity to be liberal or conservative
  • “Woke” means there are good people and bigots, eliminate bigots
    • “Enlightened” means you understand…everyone is a bigot
    • Woke is broke
  • President Trump’s likely reelection means…
    • …Iran can’t wait for someone softer than POTUS
    • Only ONE Iranian needs to change their mind and allow peace

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Want Ads

Wanted: Hair-cutter. Excellent growth potential.

Wanted: Man to take care of cow that does not smoke or drink.

Wanted: Part-time married girls for soda fountain in sandwich shop.

Girl wanted to assist magician in cutting-off-head illusion. Blue Cross and salary.

Wanted: Preparer of food. Must be dependable, like the food business, and be willing to get hands dirty.

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Groaner: Obit

One morning at our small-town newspaper office, one of the editors was struggling to write a headline for the obituary of a woman who was noted for
little besides a fondness for crossword puzzles.

“What am I supposed to write?” the editor whined. “She liked puzzles?”

Just then one of our copy editors piped up, “How about, ‘Crossword fan is now six down.'”

(By James Vlahos)

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Episode 599 Scott Adams: Talking to Steve Hsu of Genomic Prediction, Using AI and Genomics to Predict Disease

Content: 

  • Guest Steve Hsu, Cofounder of Genomic Prediction
    • Using AI and genomic to detect disease
    • Predictors now exist for about 20 diseases
  • Soon…DNA tests will be required for health insurance policies
    • Or
    • Single payer solution to reduce costs for the afflicted
  • Breaking the chain of disease within families
    • Choosing a low-risk embryo to reduce genetic diseases
    • Downs Syndrome is a CURRENT routine pregnancy test
  • EVERYBODY is a racist?
    • “Racist” isn’t quite landing, it’s losing power from overuse
    • So now…EVERYBODY is Xenophobic!
  • The “racist” claim has become racist and is losing its power
    • President Trump has made “The Squad” the face of the Democrats
    • Now Democrats must embrace or reject them
  • Antifa bomber got almost NO MSM coverage, why?
    • Existing coverage omits that he was Antifa, why?

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What Are We Doing?

Two paramedics were dispatched to check on a 92-year-old man who had become disoriented. They decided to take him to the hospital for evaluation.

En route, with siren going, they questioned the man to determine his level of awareness.

Leaning close, one asked, “Sir, do you know what we’re doing right now?”

The old man slowly looked up at him, then gazed out the ambulance window. “Oh,” he replied, “I’d say about 50, maybe 55.”

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Episode 597 Scott Adams: Bubonic Plague, Mind-Reading British Diplomats, Chat With @CarpeDonktum

Content: 

  • Guest: @CarpeDonktum, famous meme maker meets the President
  • Carpe shares his experiences, President trump, the White House
  • The “regular” press annoyance with President Trump’s guests
  • President Trump’s “presence” in the room, and his natural energy
  • Untold prosperity versus…bubonic plague, the two sides are far apart
  • WSJ again pushes the “fine people” HOAX in an opinion article
    • Disappointing from such a distinguished paper

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Episode 596 Scott Adams: VP Pence Visits Border, Kanye Building Homes, Audience Questions

  • Content: 
  • Vice President Pence is underrated and under appreciated
    • They asked him…
    • Are conditions at the detention center acceptable?
  • Independent watchdog function needed for detention centers
  • Kanye and housing designed for the future
  • Audience questions

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Episode 595 Scott Adams: The Census, Tech Summit, @Pulte #TwitterPhilanthropy, Climate Change

Content: 

  • Charitable Direct-Giving model for helping those in need
  • Tech Summit happened…and Twitter had major outage?
    • President Trump’s genuine affection for the group
    • Rose Garden dustup, Brian Karem and Seb Gorka
  • Gathering government database info to determine citizenship
    • Possible 90% accuracy using existing data
  • Reporters BLINDSPOT: NO business background, experience
    • Lack of experience limits your ability to comprehend
  • My non-scientific Twitter poll on biggest threat to low income people
    • What are the intentions and impressions of both sides?
  • Resources are limited, the US does NOT have unlimited resources
    • With limited resources, we need to choose priorities
  • Epstein’s sweet previous deal, and where his money came from
    • We don’t know the full details or full context
  • AOC accuses Pelosi of “racism”…is this a jump the shark moment?
    • Does this reveal Democrats as FRAUDS?
  • BRILLIANT Twitter persuasion after the outage yesterday…
    • Twitter came back online and tweeted…”miss us?”
  • Tom Steyer’s extraordinary lack of charisma
  • CNN Erin Burnett’s facial expressions give impression of distress
  • Tucker Carlson’s comment, “Four morons of the apocalypse”
  • Climate change study concludes man-made change is insignificant
    • Major influencer is NOT humans? Cosmic rays affect clouds?
  • Coast Guard guy pounding on intercepted cocaine filled submarine
    • Wow-levels of bravery and competence
  • Future interview teaser…reasonable sounding cancer CURE system?

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Reprimand

After putting her children to bed, a mother changed into old slacks and a droopy blouse and proceeded to wash her hair. She then carefully applied
cold cream all over her face except her eyes, which she outlined with a different cream. She then proceeded to put her hair in high rollers.

As she heard the children getting more and more rambunctious, her patience grew thin.

At last she threw a towel around her head and stormed into their room, putting them back to bed with stern warnings.

As she left the room, she heard her three-year-old say with a trembling voice, “Who was that?”

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Episode 594 Scott Adams: Talking to Bill Pulte @pulte about his huge #twitterphilanthropy give away, the tech summit, and more


Content: 

  • Bill Pulte talks about his $ 100,000 giveaway to help people in need
  • Social Media Summit at the White House to discuss tech bias
    • Penetrating the fortress of control wielded by social media 
  • Social media companies have the power of governments
  • Ben Garrison disinvited from the Social Media Summit
  • Megan Rapinoe offends half the audience she was hired to entertain
  • Loserthink and “bubble reality”, how to escape your bubble

 

  • Bill Pulte: @pulte #TwitterPhilanthropy #BlightAuthority

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6 Celebrity Beefs That Will Instantly Make You Feel Smarter

By E. Reid Ross,Ryan Menezes,Aquiles Cacho,Brogan Luke Bouwhuis,Eric Nolff,Willie C.  Published: July 10th, 2019 


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Referrals

When our local doctor began attending church services, the minister was delighted, and it wasn’t long before they were helping each other in their
work, the minister referring people to the doctor, and vice versa.

One referral from the doctor called at the church office with a note prescribing the minister’s last four sermons. The minister was most pleased until
he discovered that the patient’s problem was insomnia.

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Episode 593 Scott Adams: PART 2of2 Census Controversy, Conspiracy Theories, Social Media Summit at WH

Content: 

  • DISCUSSION TOPIC CONTINUES FROM PART 1
  • Creators Social Media Summit at White House tomorrow
    • CNN prepping the world to not take attendees seriously
      •   Isn’t CNN primarily fake news conspiracy theories?
  • Are the Democrats ruining “Brand USA”?
    • Losing our patriotism, what are the consequences?
  • Brainwashing children is necessary and good
    • Current Democrat unintended consequences

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6 Times The Source Material Was Too Dumb For The Movie

By E. Reid Ross,Israel SH,James Kinneen,Gino Reyes,Eric Nolff  Published: July 09th, 2019 


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Groaner: Upon This Rock

A certain man was infatuated with a young woman, but he was so timid that he never had the courage to speak to her. In fact, he told his therapist
that every time he got near her, he felt like nothing more than a tiny pebble.

“Well,” his therapist responded, “if you want to get the girl, you’ll just have to be a little boulder!”

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Episode 592 Scott Adams: Let’s Talk About the UK Ambassador, Tom Steyer

Content: 

  • UK Ambassador, Kim Darroch’s private message got leaked? 
    • President Trump tweets about the “whacky Ambassador”
  • Poll says people LIKE President’s performance, not his behavior
  • Tom Steyer JUST entered the Presidential race…what’s that mean?
  • Epstein story, mysterious way he made an enormous fortune
  • Iran’s supreme leader is key to preventing middle east peace
  • Micro-steps” and other productivity hacks for motivation
  • Meaning in your life” seeking and finding it
  • Ben Garrison altered comics and controversy
  • The future of education is virtual reality
    • Bad teachers need to be removed from the process

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Very Unimportant Facts, Part 2

TYPEWRITER is the longest word that can be made using the letters only on one row of the keyboard.

All 50 states are listed across the top of the Lincoln Memorial on the back of the $ 5 bill.

A dime has 118 ridges around the edge.

A cat has 32 muscles in each ear.

A goldfish has a memory span of three seconds.

A “jiffy” is an actual unit of time for 1/100th of a second.

A snail can sleep for three years.

Al Capone’s business card said he was a used furniture dealer.

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Episode 591 Scott Adams: Antifa’s Diversity Problem, Equal pay for Soccer Players, Slaughter Meter

Content: 

  • Why “slippery slopes” don’t really exist
  • AfroFuture Music Festival charged white people more than other races
    • Sounds like a “slippery slope”…what happened?
  • Women are aggressively, effectively negotiating for greater pay
    • Good persuasion technique, worthy of President Trump
  • Antifa when the masks come off…mugshots show LACK of diversity
  • President Trump gets MORE POPULAR every time antifa rises up
  • Joe Biden is sucking all the energy out of the Democrat party
  • Drone defense system, large drone swarms are coming SOON
    • Small drones versus laser defense systems
  • GOP gets more small dollar donations than the DNC, a key indicator
  • 5 serious indicators that President Trump will win 2020
    • Slaughtermeter now at 200% favoring President Trump…
      • …assuming nothing changes (which it always does)
  • US high drug costs SUBSIDIZE drugs for rest of world
    • “Most Favored Nation” clause allows others lower cost
    • Why can’t WE be a favored nation?
  • Yesterday’s Periscope…provocative ending sentence
    • Understanding subjective reality is the key

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Episode 590 Scott Adams: The Periscope That Will Forever Change the Way You See Reality

Content: 

  • Why did DC Police allow Antifa masks…which are illegal to wear?
    • DC Police also allowed them to carry flag clubs? Why?
  • Antifa no longer benefits the Democrats…so their time is short
  • Jeffrey Epstein arrested again, credit to Mike Cernovich
  • People that have figured out the simulations “user interface”
  • Directionally ethical concepts…North Korea as one example
  • President Trump understands…jobs, jobs, jobs, is the key
  • Energy versus facts…energy is more important, example: AOC
    • AOC’s energy generates results, with questionable “facts”
  • President Trump understands what’s important and what isn’t
    • He’s the FIRST President who knows where the buttons are
  • God is what’s left when you take everything away

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Mission Statement

A mission statement is defined as “a long, awkward sentence that demonstrates management’s inability to think clearly.”

All good companies have one.

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Episode 589 Scott Adams: The Truth About UFOs, Campaign Strategy, Biden Gaffes, Dignity, Character

Content: 

  • Hilarious explanation by President Trump about “airports” gaffe
    • Also demonstrates his mastery of communication skills
    • President Trump is genius at disarming through humor
  • UFOs are NOT real…a hint from President Trump
  • Michael Shellenberger’s cost analysis for nuclear
  • 2/3 of CO2 issues could be offset by simply planting trees
  • Joe Biden FORGETS he was VP during Russian election interference 
  • Dems are focused on end-state words…
    • “dignity”, “human right”, “bully”
  • Democrats are experts at demonizing words, inciting VIOLENCE
    • Things you can’t wear, can’t say, can’t attend
    • How do you counter word-based attacks?

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Episode 588 Scott Adams: Independence Day, Earthquakes, Immigration, Biden’s Bullies

  • Content: 
  • History will embrace the long list of President Trump’s strengths
  • Joe Biden’s sad interview on CNN with Chris Cuomo
  • AOC and the detention centers…are BOTH sides correct?
    • Why don’t we activate FEMA to help with the border crisis?
    • FEMA is the correct tool for a humanitarian crisis
  • News reporting intentionally designed to “get under Trump’s skin”
  • “Lunchbox Joe” seems like a boring dinosaur, game-less
    • Comparing Kamala and Joe’s style to Obama’s style
  • Vice President Pence has done an excellent job so far
  • Antifa is a lifestyle choice. They like dressing up and hurting people
    • Political beliefs are the cover story “justifying” their violence

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Very Unimportant Facts, Part 1

“Stewardesses” is the longest word typed with only the left hand and “lollipop” with your right.

Maine is the only state whose name is just one syllable.

No word in the English language rhymes with month, orange, silver, or purple.

“Dreamt” is the only English word that ends in the letters “mt.”

Our eyes are always the same size from birth, but our nose and ears never stop growing.

The sentence: “The quick brown fox jumps over the lazy dog” uses every letter of the alphabet.

The words ‘racecar,’ ‘kayak’ and ‘level’ are the same whether they are read left to right or right to left (palindromes).

There are only four words in the English language which end in “dous”: tremendous, horrendous, stupendous, and hazardous.

There are two words in the English language that have all five vowels in order: “abstemious” and “facetious.”

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Episode 587 Scott Adams: Happy President Trump Day, TDS, Portland and B*tCh*te

Content: 

  • Death threats for providing fireworks…on the 4th of July
  • Death threats to miniAOC funny parody family
  • NYT’s thought leader Charles Blow…now has blood on his hands
    • “The drift toward the unimaginable is unmistakable”
  • Progressive YouTube is also losing big from censorship
  • Portland Chief of Police proposes a “mask ban” for events
  • Antifa intentionally attacks the heads of their victims
    • Head attacks should be a death penalty crime

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Episode 586 Scott Adams: Answering the Dumbest Questions About Antifa as a Sporting Event

Content: 

  • Fareed Zakaria’s “pained” opinion that…President Trump is right
  • Want Antifa to go away? Stop treating them as a legit political group
    • They’ll get stronger…as a legit political movement
    • They’ll get stronger…if you fight them in the street
  • Clarifying what I said about antifa primarily just enjoying the violence
    • Politics are a cover story for them enjoying the violence
  • Antifa planning July 6th event in DC

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Fourth of July

The Fourth of July weekend was approaching, and Miss Pelham, the nursery school teacher, took the opportunity to tell her class about patriotism.

“We live in a great country,” she announced. “One of the things we should be happy about is, in this country we are all free.”

Trevor, who was a little boy in her class, came walking up to her from the back of the room. He stood with his hands on his hips and said loudly, “I’m
not free. I’m four!”

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Ancient Japanese Philosophy

Man who runs in front of car gets tired.

Man who runs behind car gets exhausted.

Man who drives the car just laughs at them both.

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Episode 585 Scott Adams: Revising My Opinion of Antifa. You Should Too.

  • Content: 
  • Antifa insider says they do what they do…because they enjoy it
  • They target neo-Nazi’s because they’re allowed to fight them
  • Antifa is a fight club, it’s sport for them…politics are secondary
  • Boxing, MMA, Antifa fight-club, are just 3 different sports

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DC Cabs

Anyone who’s ever ridden in a cab in Washington, DC, knows they’re some of the world’s most brazen drivers. Oddly enough, though, their current
accident rate isn’t all that bad. I asked one of the drivers one day the reason for that.

“Easy,” he said. “All the really bad drivers are dead now.”

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Episode 583 Scott Adams: Iran, North Korea, and Other Places Safer Than Portland, Plus TDS

Content: 

  • President Trump’s MAJOR historic walk into North Korea
    • Critical Dem Candidates diminish the significance
  • Elizabeth Warren is an academic, Kamala Harris is a lawyer
  • Critics of President Trump appear to be beaten down…by the FACTS
  • “The means do NOT justify the ends” and our national character
  • Technology and better thinking…to improve NK and Iran
  • Masked, armed domestic terrorists allowed to mass and hurt people  
    • Antifa hospitalized Andy Ngo and at least one other person
  • Don Jr. catches heat for questioning same thing Don Lemon questioned

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4 Messed-Up New Ways Companies Are Spying On You

By E. Reid Ross,Aquiles Cacho,Tee Ngin Rui,Philip Knowles,RG Jordan,Jack R. Loun  Published: July 01st, 2019 


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Shoe Shine

As a new Ensign, I was assigned duty at the Naval Observatory in Washington, DC, and carpooled to work with a veteran Marine sergeant. One afternoon,
I showed him a pair of brown shoes I had purchased to go with my khaki uniform. He examined the leather carefully. “Let me take these home,” he said,
“and I’ll show you a real Marine Corps shine.”

The next day I wore my old shoes, expecting to switch them with the ones the sergeant was polishing. From a grocery bag, Sarge pulled out the right
shoe, shining like glass. “This is the way a Marine shines a shoe,” he said. “Now all you have to do is polish the left one to look like it.”

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Episode 582 Scott Adams: North Korea, Portland and Other Places I’d Never Visit

Content: 

  • 1st American President to step into North Korea, President Trump!
  • New Press Secretary, Stephanie Grisham…is a keeper
  • Are we entering a “Golden Age” or a “Golden Era”?
  • Portland independent reporter Andy Ngo ATTACKED by Antifa
    • Event with guaranteed violence…masks allowed by police?
  • Why tolerate domestic terrorists marching in the street with masks?
    • Portland is a “Ngo Go Zone” 
  • Lindsey Graham compliments Kamala Harris
  • Should Khashoggi murder prevent middle east peace?
  • Comparing  Elizabeth Warren and Kamala Harris

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Episode 581 Scott Adams: Jimmy Carter, Sleepy Joe, North Korea, Russia

Content: 

  • President Carter and Joe Biden
  • Democrats have become The HOAX Party
  • Bill Pulte offering money to people on Twitter
  • President Trump tweets to Chairman Kim about DMZ get together
    • ALL future Presidents…will be compared to President Trump
    • President Trump’s brand: He can talk to anyone
  • President Trump is friendly with other world leaders…and tough
  • Trade with other countries…is leverage. More trade, more leverage
  • Solid, top-shelf persuasion
    • I’ll be in the neighborhood, like to say hi and shake your hand
  • Andrew Yang is VERY likable, tweeted about the simulation
  • Suggestion: a NEW approach to dealing with illegal immigration

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Episode 580 Scott Adams: Who Will be the Democrat Nominee? Hint: Not Biden

Content: 

  • Physically and mentally, is Joe Biden up to the job?
  • Kamala dominated the stage and created a HOAX on the fly
  • A woman won the 1st debate, a woman won the 2nd debate
  • 3-Way fist bump…those other leaders like President Trump

 

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Obituary

Mrs. Pete Monaghan came into the newsroom to pay for her husband’s obituary. She was told by the kindly newsman that it was a dollar a word and he
remembered Pete and wasn’t it too bad about him passing away.

She thanked him for his kind words and bemoaned the fact that she only had two dollars. But she wrote out the obituary, “Pete died.”

The newsman said he thought old Pete deserved more and he’d give her three more words.

Mrs. Pete Monaghan thanked him and rewrote the obituary: “Pete died. Boat for sale.”

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Episode 579 Scott Adams: Who Won and Who Lost Democrat Debate, Dale on Immigration

Content: 

  • Reviewing each Democrat candidate’s performance last night
  • The speaking Spanish thing…good strategy?
  • Dale answers your questions on immigration
    • The Child’s view of national policies
  • Immigraton: Who gets to decide? Isn’t THAT the key question?
  • Wayfair employee walkout over purchase of beds for kids
  • Bank of America decides not to support detention center businesses
  • Mueller “lost” a bunch of text messages between Strozk and Page?
  • Will Biden mention nuclear as a climate change solution tonight?
  • Reddit “quarantined” The_Donald, a HUGE Trump supporter area
  • Social media ALREADY HAS the power to change election results
  • Andrew Yang is the one to watch tonight, interesting, different solutions

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Lawyer’s Revenge

True Story – I always wanted a hopped-up muscle car when I was younger. I couldn’t afford one. Now that I’m a lawyer I can, and I have one. It’s a ’70
Mustang, and her name is Bessie. Bessie is the proto-typical juvenile, male-caveman, scratch yourself and drink cheap beer car. Chromed engine, dual
exhaust, 250 horsepower, big tires. I’m driving Bessie on Beach Boulevard behind an ancient guy in a beat-up truck. He decides to turn in front of me
without a blinker. I accelerate to swerve and avoid him, and this crazy, over-aerobicized woman jumps in front of my car with her hand up.

Meet Ethel, the neighborhood busybody/nuisance. She proceeds to yell in my window, “Hey, slow down, you idiot.” I’m a well-bred, mellow guy by nature,
so I ignore this. As I drive away, she yells, “Jerk” at me again. Twice?

I turn around and drive up next to her. “Do you have a problem?” I ask.

“Yeah, why are you driving like an idiot?”

“I was driving like an idiot? How, exactly?”

“You were speeding. I watched you.”

“You were? I see. How did you measure my speed?” (Ever the interrogator)

“I heard you.”

“So, you measured my speed by ear?” (Ed. note: The Doppler Effect could be applicable here)

“I can hear.”

“How fast did you HEAR me going?”

“Look,” she says, “I don’t have to take this. Here comes a cop. I’ll wave him down.”

THE POLICE? This woman is a trip. She waves him down and proceeds to tell him that she observed me speeding. “What happened?” he asks. I tell him the
story, saying that I accelerated to an indicated 33 mph (the speed limit is 35) to avoid a collision.

“Are those mufflers legal?” Ethel asks.

She’s pushing it. I reply, “I have a C.A.R.B. exemption for them.” I give the paperwork to the cop. She tries to find another thing to screw me
with.

She says, “What about those big tires? They CAN’T be legal.” I begin to feel little overheated gears in the back of my head start to turn.

“These tires were available on the 1970 Boss 429,” I tell the cop, “Which makes them street legal as a replacement.”

Ethel gets angry. She whines, “So you’re not going to give out any tickets to this jerk?”

The cop says, “No, I am not.”

I’ve about had it. So I say, “Sir, this woman told you that she left the street at the corner, and then she met up with my car here. According to
Title 39, pedestrians have to cross the street at a right angle. This woman admitted she crossed at a 45-degree angle, which is a ticketable
offense.”

“What?” The cop looks confused.

“Also, she told you that she walked in front of my car to stop me. A citizen can’t detain someone without probable cause, under Terry vs. Ohio” (my
new favorite case). “Since she couldn’t measure my speed, she had no probable cause to detain me. That is a non-indictable offense.”

The cop says, “But, I didn’t see any of this.”

“But,” I say, “I did, and, as an officer of the Court, I can demand her arrest. I’ll agree to dismiss the Illegal Detention charge, but I want her
cited for not crossing at a right angle and Hazardous Conduct on a Public Street.”

The cop calls his Lieutenant, and after the cop tells the story, he authorizes the summonses. She goes home with $ 215.00 worth of traffic tickets, and
they are worth a total of four points against her license, as well as the appropriate insurance surcharge! Of course, if she demands a trial I won’t
prosecute. But the look on her face as she walks away is more than enough satisfaction for me. Yeah, I’ve got a law degree, and I’m not afraid to use
it.

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Episode 578 Scott Adams: All the News, With Coffee

Content: 

  • Congress is incompetent and despicable…dead father and child
  • Reviewing Jared Kushner’s TOP SHELF persuasion techniques 
  • Democrat debates tonight, I’ll be live tweeting it
  • Project Veritas video, Google person says VERY disturbing things
    • Is it time to regulate social media platforms?
  • My friend with a TERRIBLE case of TDS…he BELIEVES new accuser
    • He feels her accusation is credible…and he saw CNN interview
  • Balaji S. Srinivasan’s insight about the future of multiple identities
  • Brian Stelter confused why he can’t find credible pushback sources
  • Andrew Yang’s $ 1,000 per month offer…smart, efficient politicking
  • Erik Finman’s prediction that Bitcoin will jump up…and then it did
    • Erik calls out high potential of the WHEN

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Military Haircut

Tiring of the same old buzz haircut from the base barber at Fort Dix, New Jersey, I went into town to get my haircut. The hairdresser noticed my
accent and asked where I was from.

“Trinidad,” I said.

“Is that in Arabia?”

“The Caribbean.”

She laughed, “Sorry, I never was very good at geometry.”

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Episode 577 Scott Adams: Thorium Reactors Saving the World, Border Funding, Healthcare Transparency, Iran

Content: 

  • Healthcare cost transparency EO (cost reduction) by President Trump 
  • Whomever is willing to torture border children the longest…wins!
    • Solutions to REDUCE or ELIMINATE kids being tortured
  • CNN does multiple interviews of newest nutty accuser 
  • Iran spokesman says “White House is afflicted by mental retardation”
  • President Trump asks…why are WE paying to protect others countries?
  • Guest: Kirk Sorensen, Nuclear and aerospace expert
    • Startup company, developing a thorium reactor
    • BENEFITS of a thorium reactor versus uranium
    • Follow Kirk: @KirkSorensen
  • Project Veritas has confirmed Google CAN affect things…if they want
    • In the long-run, algorithms WILL evolve to contain political bias
  • The problem with Bernie’s“free education” plan
  • Elizabeth Warren’s “gay reparations” plan based on prior tax policies

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5 Celebrities With Insanely Embarrassing Internet Histories

By E.M. Caris,Peter I. Santiago,Tee Ngin Rui,W.H. Thomas,Caitlin Mahony  Published: June 24th, 2019 


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Thunderstorm

Hailey, age four, heard a thunderstorm rumbling overhead and asked her parents and grandparents to listen to it. After the thunder stopped, Hailey
told everyone to be quiet for a minute and she began to pray and asked God to stop the thunder and lightning.

Immediately after she said, “Amen,” another clap of thunder was heard.

Hailey looked up toward heaven and said, “You’re not listening!”

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Episode 576 Scott Adams: Middle East Peace, Project Veritas, Trump = JFK, Advice for Kamala Harris

Content: 

  • Senior Google Executive, Jen Gennai and Project Veritas
    • Google is a Gatekeeper of our reality 
  • Should an algorithm ever be put on trial?
    • The point where algorithms program themselves is almost here
  • NBA will no longer call team owners…”owners”
  • Bernie’s surprisingly strong plan to tax wall street for free everything
    • It MIGHT actually work
  • Top Saudi diplomat says the “age of war with Israel is over
  • Palestinians reject Jared Kushner peace plan
    • They rejected $ 50 Billion…on principal? That’s just stupid
  • Knitting site Ravelry, bans Trump discussions as white supremacy
  • Joel Pollack’s article comparing JFK and President Trump
  • Fixing Kamala’s biggest problem, her unconfident laugh and smile
    • it’s subordinate, submissive, NOT Presidential

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Dinner Reservations

On vacation in Hawaii, my mother called a cafe to make reservations for 7:00 pm.

Checking her book, the cheery hostess said, “I’m sorry, but all we have is 6:45 pm. Would you like that?”

“That’s fine,” Mom replied.

“Okay,” the hostess confirmed. Then she added, “Just be advised that you may have to wait 15 minutes for your table.”

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Episode 575 Scott Adams: Invisible Problems With Trump, Immigration Reform, Cyber Attacks on Iran

Content: 

  • President Trump’s “problems” are invisible…why is that?
  • Human incentives and Democrats
  • Kamala Harris and Elizabeth Warren looking like the likely top two
  • Is a subtle change happening with Bill Maher?
  • AMA questions from viewers

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Episode 574 Scott Adams: Tucker Carlson Prevents War With Iran, Mayor Pete Imploding, DR Hysteria

Content: 

  • President Trump retweets another great Carpe Donktum meme
    • “President Trump 4EVA” meme
  • Famous people and FALSE claims of encounters with them
  • Dominican Republic mysterious deaths…real or mass hysteria?
  • Governmental lying to the public about military stuff
  • Pete Buttigieg’s interaction with BLM
  • Looking Presidential while wearing a “Fish Fry” event tee shirt
  • Did Tucker Carlson’s significant influence…cancel the Iran strike?
  • Erin Burnett questions the timing of the President Trump’s decision
  • AMA session with listeners

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Episode 573 Scott Adams: Fixing the Iran Situation For You

Content: 

  • Iran situation…what you should believe and should NOT believe
  • How much did our intelligence services LEARN about Iran last night?
  • Message sent…message received?

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Gorilla

A gorilla walks into a bar and, to the amazement of the bartender, orders a martini.

When the bartender gives the gorilla the martini, he is further surprised to see that the ape is holding a $ 20 bill.

The bartender takes the $ 20 bill, then he decides to see just how smart the gorilla is, so he hands the gorilla $ 1 change.

The gorilla quietly sips the martini until the bartender breaks the silence.

“We don’t get too many apes in here,” he says.

The gorilla replies, “At $ 19 a drink, I’m not surprised.”

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Episode 572 Scott Adams: CNN Taking Out Biden, Reparations, Iran Shoots Down Drone, Warren

Content: 

  • Will CNN and MSNBC support…
    • The candidate that’s best for the CNN and MSNBC brands?
    • The candidate that’s best for CNN and MSNBC financially?
  • Symone Sanders clearly sees the Biden story spin is a HOAX
    • …while continuing to promote the “Fine People” HOAX
  • Elizabeth Warren’s two biggest drawbacks
  • Is anyone considering moving their company INTO China?
  • AOC and “concentration camps”
    • AOC’s political talents are VERY good, VERY strong
  • Shadowban update: Will THIS video be demonetized?
    • Was there throttling of yesterday’s video?

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When Life Begins

A minister, a priest and a rabbi were discussing when life begins.

“Those of my faith,” said the minister, “believe that life starts when the heart begins to beat.”

“We take a bit of a different view,” said the priest, “in that we believe life starts at the moment of conception.”

“Well,” said the rabbi, “it is our belief that life starts when the kids move out and the dog dies.”

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Episode 571 Scott Adams: Hacking the Algorithm and Other Stuff

Content: 

  • Joe Biden and Don Lemon both STILL spreading “FPH”
  • My “FPH” test video…YouTube algorithm quickly demonetized it 
    • Reverse engineering YouTube’s algorithm
  • Schumer and Cotton jointly working on China Fentanyl solution
  • China MIGHT be holding off on Fentanyl control as bargaining chip
    • Apple looking around for non-China solutions
  • Voting machines…who builds them for small countries?
    • Voting technology essentially controls those countries
  • Russian nuclear power plant on a ship
  • President Trump’s campaign announcement and rally in Orlando
    • MAGA or KAG…brilliant strategy
  • Prediction: In President Trump’s 4th year of his second term…

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Position

Overheard on the marine radio, a distress call to the Coast Guard from someone whose sailboat was taking on water:

Coast Guard: “What is your position?”

Distressed caller: “Vice president, State Street Bank!”

– from A. Keenan (via Reader’s Digest)

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Episode 570 Scott Adams: YouTube Demonetization, Russia Hacking, Iran, Harvard, DNA, Deportations

Content: 

  • “Fine People” HOAX…it was a HOAX, a HOAX!!!
  • Harvard protected themselves at Kyle Kashuv’s expense
  • People who move communications from private to public venues
  • New, better photos of Iranian guys removing unexploded mine
  • Jon Stewart event…FAKE NEWS per Mitch
  • Your EGO is your biggest enemy
  • The Rock’s advise…”be your authentic self”…is really BAD advise
  • NYT says we’re escalating our cyber attacks on Russia
    • President Trump says that report is “treasonous”
  • America has abdicated leadership of energy development to China

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6 Foreign Celebrity Problems That Are Unthinkable In The US

By Alex Hanton,E. Reid Ross,Christian Markle,Tee Ngin Rui,Radha Shaw  Published: June 18th, 2019 


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Backpacking

After eight days of backpacking with my wife Linda, we were looking pretty scruffy. One morning she came to breakfast in a baseball cap, her shoulder
length hair sticking out at odd angles.

“Terry,” she said, “does my hair make me look like a water buffalo?”

I thought for a moment, then said, “If I tell you the truth, do you promise not to charge?”

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Episode 569 Scott Adams: Why This Video Will Be Demonetized On YouTube

Content: 

  • The “Fine People” HOAX

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What Rank?

While visiting my son on his Army base, I chatted with a colleague of his.

“What rank are you?” I asked.

“I’m relieved to say that I’ve just been promoted from captain to major.”

“Relieved? Why?”

“Because,” he replied, “my last name is Hook.”

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Episode 567 Scott Adams: Limpet Mines, Flag Burning, Brainwashing, UFOs, Reparation H

Content: 

  • Someone convinced Kevin Williamson that brainwashing isn’t real
    • Our opinions are mostly “assigned” to us, Kevin’s also
    • TDS and politics are both examples of effective brainwashing
  • Guest: Tom Sauer, US Navy EOD Veteran and expert
    • Tom’s thoughts on the Iranian tanker and the Limpet mines
  • Dr. Saphier and the HRA story…better WH communications needed
  • Joe Biden…A ”steady leader” for America
  • Does President Trump believe in UFOs?
  • Reparation H” Kamala’s funny nickname
    • Kamala believes in the “Fine People” HOAX and reparations
  • Candace and President Trump’s American flag burning position
  • OJ Simpson wishing people “Happy Father’s Day”…is SO WRONG

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Episode 566 Scott Adams: Who Will Win Democrat Debates, Odds of War With Iran, Foreign Influence

Content: 

  • President Trump is schooling America on how to be smart
    • Russian citizen offers you information, what’s your objective?
  • Iran should “trust their God” and allow their people internet access
  • MAJOR healthcare news…and it wasn’t reported by ANY network
  • Mexico can’t admit the cartels control their northern border area
    • Mexico can’t do anything about the cartels
  • Comparing social media traffic across platforms…topic related censoring?
  • Democrat debates:
    • Who is capable of breaking out as a star?
    • Who will see their poll numbers drop after the debates
  • “Poortown” concept for cheap water, cheap energy, improved homes
    • New standards to improve quality of life

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Late For Work

(Typos in the original post have been corrected. John promises never to edit funnies on his phone without reading classes or the editor’s review
again… 😉

Bert had a problem with oversleeping and was always late for work. His boss threatened to fire him if he didn’t do something about it. So Bert went to
his doctor, who gave him a pill and told him to take it before he went to bed.

Bert slept incredibly well; in fact, he woke up before the alarm went off. He had a leisurely breakfast and a pleasant ride to work.

“Boss,” he said,”that pill my doctor prescribed actually worked!”

“That’s great,” said the boss, “but where were you yesterday?”

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Episode 565 Scott Adams: Limpet Mines, Hatch Act, TDS Recovery

Content: 

  • Recovered liberal TDS victim, Joshua Lisec, describes his journey
  • Kellyanne Conway, Hatch Act applies or BS? NO freedom of speech?
  • Iranian tanker problems and trusting Secretary of State statements
  • Does President Trump agree? 
  • President Trump and the question of Info from a foreign source
  • Prediction: We did NOT know Russia hacked the DNC
  • Will be public info by end of President Trump’s Presidency 
  • Sarah Sanders and her replacement

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Hindsight Is 20-20

Soon after our last child left home for college, my husband was resting next to me on the couch with his head in my lap. I carefully removed his
glasses.

“You know, honey,” I said sweetly, “without your glasses, you look like the same handsome young man I married.”

“Honey,” he replied with a grin, “without my glasses, you still look pretty good too!”

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Episode 564 Scott Adams: Trump’s Philosophy on Accepting Info From Other Countries

Content: 

  • Fake News illegitimately slamming President Trump
  • Do we really know who attacked the Iranian tankers?
  • POTUS has authority over the FBI…can decide what’s relevant

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Two Conversations

Here are two versions of the same conversation.

Female version:

Woman 1: Oh! You got a haircut! That’s so cute!

Woman 2: Do you think so? I wasn’t sure when she gave me the mirror. I mean, you don’t think it’s too fluffy looking?

Woman 1: Oh my, no! It’s perfect. I’d love to get my hair cut like that, but I think my face is too wide. I’m pretty much stuck with this stuff I
think.

Woman 2: Are you serious? I think your face is adorable. And you could easily get one of those layer cuts – that would look so cute I think. I was
actually going to do that except that I was afraid it would accent my long neck.

Woman 1: Oh – that’s funny! I would love to have your neck! Anything to take attention away from this two-by-four I have for a shoulder line.

Woman 2: Are you kidding? I know girls that would love to have your shoulders. Everything drapes so well on you. I mean, look at my arms – see how
short they are? If I had your shoulders I could get clothes to fit me so much easier.

-=+=-

Male version:

Man 1: Haircut?

Man 2: Yep.

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Episode 562 Scott Adams: Sleepy Joe, North Korea Execution Sites, Robots Building Homes, Mexico

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Content: 

  • Heckler fact-checks Biden on pushing “fine people” HOAX
  • Is Biden’s inability to understand it was HOAX, a MEDICAL condition?
  • Bill Maher worries President Trump won’t leave office if he loses
  • China…will WIN, unless President Trump is reelected
  • Kamala will try to jail President Trump if she’s elected
    • Could ANY lawyer beat President Trump?
  • Andrew Yang keeps suggesting new ideas nobody has heard before
  • Home-Assembly robot works with blocks that snap together
  • North Korea news reported anonymously by others with an agenda
  • Kim Jung Un’s half-brother anonymously reported as a CIA asset
  • Central Park Five miniseries on Netflix
  • Bieber vs. Tom Cruz…who would win in the Octagon?

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Cold Cream

A little boy watched, fascinated, as his mother gently rubbed cold cream on her face.

“Why are you rubbing cold cream on your face, Mommy?” he asked.

“To make myself beautiful,” said his mother.

A few minutes later, she began removing the cream with a tissue.

“What’s the matter?” he asked. “Are you giving up?”

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Episode 561 Scott Adams: Sleepy Joe Health Rumors, Alyssa Milano’s Influence on Biden, Nuclear Embarrassment

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Content: 

  • NO nuclear in Bloomberg’s climate change solution proposal?
  • Speculation and concerns about Joe Biden’s health
    • Visualize Joe Biden and President Trump on stage together
  • Matt Gaetz’s questioning of John Dean associating Nixon Watergate
  • WHAT does Russia want and pursue…that we don’t want them to have?
  • WHY the NYT is knocking the Mexico immigration agreement success
  • Bill Maher notes Hillary committed obstruction and “facts don’t matter”  
  • Andrew Yang’s blind spot about how white people think
  • Tips for being accepted by typical conservative white people
  • Alyssa Milano’s transition from actress to powerful, influential activist
  • How event witnesses can monetize their experience

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Interview

herb had spent all afternoon interviewing for a new job. He began filling out all the papers. The human resources manager then questioned him at
length about his training and past work experience. Herb then was given a tour of the plant and was introduced to people he would be working
with.

Finally, he was taken to the general manager’s office. The manager rose from his chair, shook his hand, and asked him to sit down.

“You seem to be very qualified,” he said, “and we would like you to come work for us. Will you offer a good insurance plan and other benefits. We will
pay you $ 600 a week starting today and then in three months, will raise it to $ 700 a week. When would you like to start?

“In three weeks,” Herb replied.

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5 Shocking Crimes Committed By Senior Citizens

By Pauli Poisuo,Israel SH,Julia Lange,Christian Markle,Tee Ngin Rui  Published: June 10th, 2019 


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Episode 560 Scott Adams: Mexico Deal, Housing Emergency, Crazy George Conway, Magic Mushrooms

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Content: 

  • Why does George Conway do what he does?
  • Jim Acosta’s book is called “Enemy of the People”
  • Oberlin college race HOAX…big award for victimized bakery
  • Analyst’s climate change PREDICTIONS blocked…NOT FACTS
  • Mexican tariffs story in the NYT and CNN, as they pay for the wall
  • Ben Carson says we have a fixable housing emergency 
    • What regulations can we change or remove…to fix that?
    • Bill Pulte has the answers, or can find them, enlist Bill to help?
  • 180 Business leaders say it’s bad for their business to restrict abortions
  • AOC has good aspirational stuff, LEARN from her technique
    • AOC want’s to limit lobbyists…and Ted Cruz agrees
    • AOC wants magic mushrooms medically studied
    • AOC says why not get rid of birth control restrictions?
    • AOC says she’s open to nuclear as part of a GND solution
  • FYI…AOC won a future Democrat leaders event…and then ran for office
  • Erik Finman, crypto-millionaire, notes WHEN Token is “underrated”

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Episode 559 Scott Adams: Google’s Brainwashing Technology Successes, Andrew Yang on Women

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Content: 

  • How exactly does Biden have “the best chance of winning”?
  • NYT article confirms…YouTube can brainwash people at will
  • Is Google intentionally brainwashing people? Is it legal?
  • “Intellectual dark web” illegitimately conflated with bad people
  • The “Straight Pride Parade” in Boston and their Grand Marshal Milo
  • Andrew Yang’s “defer to women” statement about abortion
    • Why an abortion law MUST be respected for its process
  • Anonymous sources told NYT…some fake news

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Episode 558 Scott Adams: Celebrating My Birthday With You While Talking About all the Good News

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Content: 

  • Tariffs work!!! Hey China…ready to make a deal?
  • President Trump’s personality and his second term as President
  • How and why AI will be MORE creative than humans
  • There are NO wars…in the Western Hemisphere
  • 10,000 steps per day for health…not so scientific apparently
  • News silo inefficiency creates income opportunities
  • Slippery slope of deplatforming influential conservatives
  • Social media company algorithms can produce political bias
  • A gun violence control system based on AI and algorithms

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Episode 557 Scott Adams: Demise of VOX and the Daily Beast, Nervous Nancy, Floppy Joe, Shadowbanning

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Content: 

  • My Apology: Joe Concha did NOT promote the “fine people” HOAX
    • Apologies to Joe Concha for the mistake
  • Carlos Maza is now the brand and face of VOX
  • Prediction: Vox and Daily Beast will be out of business in a year
  • Twitter should offer mass amnesty to those who have been banned
  • Shadowban.EU purportedly shows if a person has been stealth banned
  • My Twitter traffic has fallen off a cliff, @AJA_Cortes reports same  
  • Michael Wolff…the poor man’s Avenatti
  • Gifting When tokens to help demonetized conservatives?
  • Russian military testing US and a near collision occurred…FAKE NEWS?
  • GND architect, Rhiana Gunn-Wright says expect 150 million deaths!!!
  • Mexican military at their border with Guatemala, POTUS tariffs work?
  • Comparing “Nervous Nancy” and “Floppy Joe

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Housecleaning

An employee went to see his supervisor. “Boss,” he said, “we’re doing some heavy housecleaning at home tomorrow, and my wife asked me for some help
with the attic and the garage, moving and hauling stuff.”

“We’re shorthanded,” the boss replied. “I can’t give you the day off.”

“Thank you,” said the employee. “I knew I could count on you!”

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Episode 556 Scott Adams: The Coming #GoldenAge of Energy That Will Change Everything

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Content: 

  • Robert Downey Jr. embraces and funds nuclear energy development
  • Nancy Pelosi’s SMART strategy to handle her base
  • Joe Concha does NOT believe the “Fine People” HOAX
  • Japanese business women required to wear high heels at work
  • Steven Crowder and strategic decisions  
  • The coming NEW “Nuclear Age” and “Golden Age”
    • Whiteboard: Technology Life
  • HUGE energy cost reductions (from nuclear power) will change the world
    • It’s just engineering at this point in time

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Episode 555 Scott Adams MAGA Hats, How to Get RICH From News Bubbles, Digital Babies, Insult News

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Content: 

  • China treats the religion of Muslim Uighurs as an “Idea virus”
  • Joe Biden’s climate policy plagiarism 
  • A 2020 version of the 2016 MAGA hat that’s invulnerable
  • The perpetual diamond illusion…watch “reality” change
  • Netflix “central park 5” mini-series, will it be anti-Trump?
  • HBO’s Chernobyl…so nuclear power won’t be developed?
  • CNN fact-free opinion articles: where are the reasons and evidence?
  • What is the biological basis for reproduction?
  • Does television have a future, and for how much longer?
  • Fatherless children are finding father figures online, is that good?
  • Compensating for social media bias…and getting RICH off it
  • CVS “Health Hubs” are a cost-lowering concept

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Blonde’s Dogs

A girl was visiting her blonde friend, who had acquired two new dogs.

She asked, “What are their names?”

The blonde replied, “That one is Rolex, and that one is Timex.”

Her friend said, “Whoever heard of someone naming dogs like that?”

“Helllooo?” said the blonde. “They’re watch dogs…”

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Episode 554 Scott Adams: Biden’s Climate Plan, Plan to Reduce Gun Violence, 2020 Election

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Content: 

  • Joe Concha said WHAT?
  • A gun control suggestion for handling people with mental health 
  • Update: the 3 legged stool of TDS
  • Mueller witness George Nader…has been arrested
  • 59% responded to candidate poll question by asking…Pete who?
  • Kamala and the mic-taking protester
  • Only 15% of Dems want focus on Presidential behavior
  • Joe Biden is VERY pro-nuclear, he has the best climate change plan
  • Dem candidates BOOed for saying socialism can’t possibly work
  • CNN’s take on Axios interview of Jared Kushner about “birtherism”
  • Update: Anthony Scaramucci unfollowing…then following me again

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5 Incredible Movie Facts (That Are Actually Total BS)

By Mike Bedard,Abraham Mireles,Zanandi Botes,S. Aslam,RG Jordan  Published: June 03rd, 2019 


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Episode 553 Scott Adams: Why President Trump Will Win 2020 in HUGE Landslide

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Content: 

  • Odd thing happened, is it evidence of shadowbanning?
    • Anthony Scaramucci is following me on Periscope…again
  • Woman running for President…is an candidate ADVANTAGE
  • African-American running for President…is a candidate ADVANTAGE
  • Philippine President Duterte says he “used to be a little bit gay”
  • Fake news filter success: Too On the Nose, NK negotiator still alive
  • Tim Pool setting up a fact checking rating system for journalists  
  • President Trump complains about CNN being only US news in UK
    • CNN is hurting the US and our foreign policy…INTENTIONALLY?
  • AOC retweets a Medicare-For-All chat by Rep. Pramila Jayapal
  • Amazon home kit for $ 20K
    • Prediction: In next 20 years, kit homes will be very big deal
  • My car…understands me, loves me…is merging with me
  • Predictions and Thoughts: The world 80 years from now
  • Prediction: 80 years from now, everything will be better than today

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Episode 552 Scott Adams: The Trump Impeachment HOAX, Bitcoin

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Content: 

  • The HOAX portion of impeachment talk
  • Viewers noting they somehow unknowingly, unfollowed me
  • Guideline for blocking trolls
  • President Trump mentions the border cartels
  • Mexico does NOT control their borders…Criminal cartels do
    • President Trump is half-way to that truth
  • Will US military invade Mexico to take out the cartels? Why not?
  • Are YouTube view counts intentionally manipulated for some reason?
    • If so, what’s the impact and advantage of the manipulation?
  • Bitcoin goes UP when the stock market appears to be in trouble
    • Is it a self-reenforcing phenomena?
  •  Andrew Yang tweets that up to 1/2 political preferences are GENETIC
  • Facts do NOT change opinions, we do NOT live in a rational world

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Episode 551 Scott Adams: Creating a Dilbert Comic While You Watch

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Content: 

  • Scott creates a Sunday Dilbert comic while sharing tips about his process.
  • Discussion includes Scott’s hardware, software and creative techniques

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The Beach

Our first day at a resort, my wife and I decided to hit the beach.

When I went back to our room to get something to drink, one of the hotel maids was making our bed.

I grabbed my cooler and was on my way out when I paused and asked, “Can we drink beer on the beach?”

“Sure,” she said, “but I have to finish the rest of the rooms first.”

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Miniature Golf

I was at a miniature golf course on a brutally hot day when I saw a father with 3 kids.

“Who’s winning?” I asked cheerfully.

“I am,” said one. “No, I am,” said another.

“No,” the father said. “Their mother is!”

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Episode 549 Scott Adams: Bipartisanship, Charisma, Hallucinations and Brainwashing


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Content: 

  • Will Mexico impose immigration controls because of new tariffs?  
  • What happened to Chairman Kim’s former negotiating team?
    • Is it GOOD for future negotiations with President Trump?
  • Bubonic plague is staged to explode in Los Angeles
  • AG Barr doesn’t consider what happened as treason in a legal sense
  • GOOD brainwashing versus BAD brainwashing
  • A guy named “Steve” keeps getting in trouble for talk about “cultures”
    • Don Lemon & Kamau Bell’s interesting discussion on racism
  • AOC and Ted Cruz tweet agreement on a political topic
    • AOC crosses the aisle, has super charisma and raw talent
  • High school sport activities and emotional impact on the kids
  • CNN spinning their explanation of why they were wrong for years

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Episode 548 Scott Adams: Mueller, Impeachment, Trump, and my Amazing Prediction

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Content: 

  • USS McCain did NOT cover its name when the President visited
  • Rep. Steve keeps saying some cultures are better than others
  • WHY did Mueller use language that enflamed anti-Trump bias?
  • How WEAK were the “10 incidents” in the Mueller report?
  • Mueller report says it “APPEARS” Russia interfered with election?
  • Both parties agree…impeachment process re-elects Trump
    • So why are Dems all calling for impeachment?
  • Joe Biden, the sacrificial candidate
  • UK’s May stepping down, was she aware of coup against Trump?

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Captain’s Black Box

There was a captain of a ship who carried around a mysterious black box. Despite repeated questions from his crew, he refused to tell anyone what was
inside the box. Years went by, and the mystery of the box grew and grew. It was all the crew could talk about. What was in that mysterious black
box?

One day a big storm quickly approached. The wind howled, and the ship was tossed on huge waves. Suddenly, a wave washed across the deck and swept the
captain overboard. He disappeared from view and was never seen again.

As soon as the storm passed, a sailor went to the captain’s cabin and retrieved the box. The entire crew circled around as he opened it and removed
the only contents, a small piece of paper.

On the paper was written, “Starboard is right, port is left.”

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Episode 547 Scott Adams: How to Win on Social Media for 2020

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Content: 

Start your day feeling good…your whole day just seems to go great

Middle East is better situated for peace possibilities then ever before

President Trump and Chairman Kim having fun at Joe Biden’s expense

The Netflix of online education, a free market system for classes

Online education CAN become good enough to replace regular classes

Anti-Abortion states and the financial impact

Candace Owens is making something obvious to African-Americans

What to do about social media determining who wins in 2020

WaPo has conflated crime and black people…that’s just wrong

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6 Ideas That Were So Ahead Of Their Time Everybody Went Nuts

By E. Reid Ross,Andrea Meno,Sarah Philip,RG Jordan  Published: May 28th, 2019 


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Bible Reading

A young missionary on his first term in Africa is out away from camp having devotions in a quiet clearing, as was his custom. This one particular day,
while reading his Bible, a lion comes and lies down right beside him, so close that the hot warm smell of his breath is wafting over him. He is, as
you would suppose, exceedingly uneasy. He closes his eyes, praying … but when he opens them, he sees another lion approach from the brush, which
proceeds to lie down on the other side of him.

Convinced as he is that this is a test of his faith, he determines to return to his Bible reading. As soon as he does so, the two lions pounce upon
him and devour him.

Moral of the story: Don’t read between the lions.

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Episode 546 Scott Adams: BREAKING! President Trump Clarifies His Remarks About Sleepy Joe Biden Being a Low IQ Idiot

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Content: 

  • President Trump clarifies previous remarks about Sleepy Joe Biden Being a Low IQ Idiot.

 

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Episode 544 Scott Adams: Books That Will Make you Happier and More Successful (Grad Gifts?)

Content:
Graduation gift book recommendations, for happiness and success


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London Bus

Heard on a London Bus:

“When you exit this vehicle, please be sure to lower your head and watch your step.

If you fail to do so, please lower your voice and watch your language. Thank you.”

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Episode 542 Scott Adams: Find Out Why Trump Has NO Chance of Reelection (Unless Something Changes)

Topics: 

  • Anti-Trumpers convincing themselves he WANTS to be impeached
    • Not likely he wants impeachment on his Presidential record
  • CNN home page, news…or mind reading?
    • Using the wrong words to describe things…to CREATE news
  • President Trump’s “Bidan” tweet about Joe being called “low IQ”
    • Chairman Kim, a friend, mocking President Trump’s rival
  • Breitbart article, my Episode 540 video about Trump’s 2020 chances
    • The caveat is…IF nothing changes, President Trump can’t win
    • Social media has a stranglehold and time to perfect persuasion
  • BBC video immersing viewer in WWI trench warfare
    • “They Shall Not Grow Old”
    • Voiceovers of the actual words from WWI military volunteers
  • Pre-Suasion, by Cialdini tells us what will happen in the 2020 election
    • Social media controls the order in which you see things
    • The persuasion influence is subtle and VERY powerful
  • Pelosi slurring videos, we don’t know all the facts
    • Some videos NOT doctored, some WERE doctored
    • NO video, from ANY source…can be trusted, in today’s world
  • Nancy Pelosi is “not the same”, per President Trump
    • Persuasive, gives people a concept…lets them fill in the blanks
  • Deep Fakes now so good, they did it with a painting
    • A single screenshot of a person can be used for Deep Fakes
  • Facebook labeled the doctored, Pelosi slurring video as fake…left it up
    • Anderson Cooper wants it taken down, cause it’s persuasive
  • Facebook has created a standard
    • 1. De-Emphasize content they decide is doctored
    • 2. Label the content as doctored
    • If key context is left out of a video, isn’t that “doctored”?
  • Proposal: A “national pardon” for all platforms, for all banned
    • Ban someone forever…for something they did in their 20s?
    • Second chances are important, people need a chance to improve
    • Judge people by their responses to their mistakes
    • Mistakes are NOT intentional
      • How a person RESPONDS to their mistakes…IS intentional
      • Their response is what reveals the person
  • Buzzfeed out of context hit piece on Tony Robbins
    • Buzzfeed should be shut down for that article alone
  • FALSE: Pictures don’t lie, video doesn’t lie
    • TRUTH: All pictures lie, all video lies
    • TRUTH: Things taken out of context…are lies

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Episode 541 Scott Adams: The Age of Enlightenment, End of the Republic

Topics: 

  • “End of the world” fears about President…versus major successes
  • A consistent President Trump theme…he knows what matters
  • “Age of Enlightenment” phrase used by President Trump
    • As predicted, he is changing how we view reality
    • President Trump is teaching us what’s important
  • Military arms sales to Saudi Arabia and support for their leadership
  • Blight area usage, homestead style with 2 lots per owner
    • Kit style homes, like Sears Craftsman homes of the past
  • Twitter poll, ever notice you were no longer following my account
    • Consistently, about 20% have experienced the phenomena
  • Social media has neutralized our democratic republic
    • Ability to influence people without them realizing it
    • Headline construction, clickbait links, influence triggers
  • 2020 election results will be determined by social media
    • Smartest people in the world run social media
    • They have the means, intelligence, time, resources
    • Can message ratios be influenced without people noticing?
  • Limiting messages that reach the top Twitter influencers?
    • Subtly tweak how often they see those messages?
    • Huge upside gain…almost zero risk, mischief results
    • Our democratic process is GONE, not planned, but it happened
  • Assange situation might be “laundering” him through legal system
    • Did the government make a secret deal with Assange?
    • He might run through system and be found innocent 
  • YouTube demonetization of some of my videos
    • The issue isn’t money, although it matters
    • Demonetization affects visibility/content of a video
  • The news business intentionally tweaks our “Fight or Flight” instincts
    • Crazy people might be getting triggered MORE than in the past
  • Naomi Wolf’s book on the prosecution of homosexuals in the UK
    • BBC informs her live…she misunderstood her two main points
    • To her credit, she acknowledged their points should be looked into
    • Judging people by their mistakes, you hate everyone…including yourself
      • We ALL make mistakes, sometimes bad ones
    • Judge people by how they respond to their mistakes
  • Is Adam Schiff an emotionally scarred victim of childhood bullies?
    • Are victims of bullies more likely to be anti-Trump?

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Episode 540 Scott Adams: Slaughtermeter Reset to Zero Due to Social Media Manipulation, Pelosi

Topics: 

  • Slaughtermeter downgraded from 140% to 0%
    • Currently, no chance President Trump will win re-election
    • Currently…social media thumb on the scale, will prevent it
  • Zero visibility into algorithms, no explanations, no independent appeal
  • “Doctored” videos of Pelosi slurs removed as misleading
    • Enemy press then labels ALL Pelosi slur videos “doctored”
    • Why not show undoctored and doctored vids for comparison?
  • 2 topics are undiscussible…I can’t even say the words
    • Some people undiscussible…I can’t even mention their names
    • Doing so, risks suspension, banning, demonetizing, censorship
  • Am I being Shadowbanned on Twitter?
    • I can’t tell, I can’t know, there’s no way to know
  • Social Media was caught off-guard by candidate Trump in 2016
    • His “Island of Misfit Toys” supporters are VERY effective
  • Social Media will NOT be caught off-guard in 2020
    • 4 years to prepare and hide behavior
  • Social Media CAN determine election results if they wish to do so
  • Brad Parscale’s new “Promises Kept” website
    • https://www.promiseskept.com
    • Select a topic and search for President’s accomplishments
    • Excellent facts and data resource for political debate
  • My viral tweet yesterday, “3 Things to Know
    • Professional trolls were activated, attacked me
  • Democrats baffled that President Trump doesn’t want his tax info public
    • Will his taxes be willfully misinterpreted for political gain?
    • Are there illegalities…that the IRS failed to notice?
    • The public won’t know what’s BS and what’s true from the news
    • Pundit after pundit will push a narrative on his taxes
  • Assange story is interesting
    • People WITHOUT facts or understanding, have very strong opinions
    • Why can’t Assange do what NYT does every single day?
    • He released names of people may have caused their death
      • Can that be established as a legal standard?
    • The press publishes things that endanger people, every day
  • AOC receiving pushback…weather is NOT climate change
  • AOC and President Trump in the same room discussing climate change
    • Imagine what would happen
    • They BOTH agree…pursue nuclear, ALL possible solutions
    • Smart play even if climate change isn’t a concern
    • Develop, test, see what works best and deploy it
  • The “Bully Factor” and President Trump
    • Why do some Democrats fear President Trump so much?
    • Were they deeply impacted by bullies in their lives?
    • Do they see him as the tormentors from their own lives?
  • Schumer and Pelosi aren’t really bothered by President Trump
    • They’re professional politicians just doing politics
    • Others in Congress…show irrational emotional hatred

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Proper Order

While flying from Denver to Kansas City, Kansas, my mother was sitting across the aisle from a woman and her eight-year-old son.

Mom couldn’t help laughing as they neared their destination and she heard the mother say to the boy, “Now remember — run to Dad first, then the
dog.”

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Refrigerator Girl

A young woman is visiting her parents. While helping her mother fix dinner, she opens the refrigerator. On the inside of the door, she sees a spicy
picture of a lovely, slender, perfectly built young woman.

“What’s this about, Mom?” she asks.

“Oh, I put that up there to remind me not to overeat,” the mother answers.

“Is it working?” her daughter asks.

“Yes and no,” her mom replies. “I’ve lost 15 pounds, but your dad has gained 20.”

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Episode 539 Scott Adams: Biden, Infrastructure Theater, Word-Thinking, Shadowbanning

Topics: 

  • Michael Avenatti, Stormy Daniels…back in the news again
  • Political season is upon us, and some odd traffic coincidences 
    • We’re left to guess why traffic patterns suddenly altered
    • The fact we can’t tell why…portends regulation
  • Lack of social media algorithm transparency…
    • …IS the end of our Republic
    • Not necessarily a coordinated conspiracy, but same result
  • Joe Biden has no legislative accomplishments
    • A career in politics, and NO accomplishments to show? 
  • VP candidate traditionally boring, watered-down version of POTUS
    • Biden was more boring than President Obama
    • Now Biden has to select his own VP, that’s even more boring
  • CNN and MSNBC producing stories out of colorful words
    • CNN reports Pelosi says she’s getting under POTUS skin
  • Social media wasn’t able to obtain their desired result in 2016
    • By 2020, expect them to be more effective, less noticeable
  • Social media culling the herd, by banning the worst of the right
    • What will happen if they don’t also ban worst of the left?
  • Gov involved BEFORE the money is made, that’s the socialism flaw
    • Gov ownership, control of major income producer companies
  • Shepard Smith’s extraordinarily capable reporting the other day
    • He riffed for an hour without a script, visually excellent
  • AOC and the conservative Freedom Caucus…AGREE on something 
    • Facial recognition everywhere, all the time, no privacy, BAD
    • Well…it’s going happen anyway, it isn’t avoidable
  • Terrorism will result in facial recognition everywhere, all the time
    • Outrage, protests…and then facial recognition will win
    • 10 years from now, facial recognition will be EVERYWHERE

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Wife For A Season Ticket

Sarah was reading a newspaper, while her husband was engrossed in a magazine. Suddenly, she burst out laughing. “Listen to this,” she said. “There’s a
classified ad here where a guy is offering to swap his wife for a season ticket to the stadium.”

“Hmmm,” her husband said, not looking up from his magazine.

Teasing him, Sarah said, “Would you swap me for a season ticket?”

“Absolutely not,” he said.

“How sweet,” Sarah said. “Tell me why not.”

“Season’s almost half over,” he said.

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Episode 538 Scott Adams: President Trump Walking out of Chuck/Nancy Infrastructure Meeting

Topic: 

  • This is what makes President Trump special…
  • OLD FRAME: President is under investigation, a witch-hunt VICTIM
  • NEW FRAME: Dems continuing to pursue is INCOMPETANCE
  • Brilliant reframing
  • Chuck and Nancy caught totally off guard
    • They had no time to prepare a counter-offensive

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Episode 536 Scott Adams: Nuclear Persuasion



Topic: 

  • Whiteboard discussion: SAFE nuclear power persuasion

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Weed Whacker Accident

A woman was working in her yard with the weed whacker, when she accidentally cut off the tail of her cat.

She ran screaming into the house, and told her husband, wondering what to do.

He replied calmly, “Get the cat, and the tail, and we’ll take them to Wal-Mart.”

She was incredulous. “How could that possibly help?” she asked.

“Well,” he replied, “they’re the world’s largest retailer.”

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Quarters, Thieves And Math Professor’s Marriage

Doctor: Nurse, how is that little boy doing, the one who swallowed ten quarters?

Nurse: No change yet.

The old adage that “It takes a thief to catch a thief” may indeed be true.

But these days there’s a third thief involved pleading the case — the lawyer!

“That math professor’s marriage is falling apart.”

“No wonder! He’s into scientific computing – and she’s incalculable!”

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