Episode 382 Scott Adams: The New Border Offer and the Awesome Native American Dude

Topics: 

  • CNN reports MAGA hat teenager getting into shouting match
    • CNN doesn’t report that an adult saw and defused it
    • This is a hero story, that guy is awesome
  • President Trump at the new citizen event
    • Genuine affection, a “welcome to the team” message, visuals
  • President Trump added variables to shutdown/wall funding 
    • He stayed firm on what he needs…5.7Billion
    • The possible variables he added are to open discussions

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Episode 380 Scott Adams: Cohen, Beto, Ohr, Kim, Pelosi, Heller

Topics: 

  • Childish Pelosi behavior vs. President Trump’s childish counter-punch
    • Attack the President, expect his counter-punch
    • SOTU now has new, better options
  • CNN hit piece on Beto, saying his attention is due to “white male”
    • CNN is picking off their non-preferred candidates
  • Bruce Ohr told congress he fully informed the FBI of conflicts
    • Told them Steele dossier was political doc from DNC
    • Told them his wife worked for Fusion GPS
  • YouTube adds Wikipedia link to my videos on climate change
    • The Wikipedia page believes climate change is real
    • Why not do same concept for self-radicalized terrorists?
  • Border control plan, Dems should show us their plan
    • What DO they want to protect the border?
    • Some Dem factions are cannibalizing others on topic 
  • Some Democrat has a major attention getting opportunity
    • Show us a border control plan and budget
  • Press business model has divided the world into current situation
    • Neither side is allowed to compromise…by the media
    • Media is painting negotiation, compromise as “losing”
  • Effectively using the power of being “on the spectrum”
    • A lot of the top talent in Silicon Valley is “on the spectrum”
    • NOT an insult to ask if someone is on the spectrum

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Episode 379 Scott Adams: Solving the Border Funding Problem and Opening Government in 48 Hours

Topic: 

  • Solving the border funding problem and opening government in 48 hours

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Episode 376 Scott Adams: Kamala Harris, Some Fake News You Think is Real, and Climate Update

Topics: 

  • Kamala Harris video had persuasion powers
    • It appealed to her base, showed her personality
  • 4 Examples of normal explanations vs. batshit crazy ones
  • Climate change, 2 bad skeptical arguments
  • Climate change outstanding questions

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8 Movie Posters From Other Countries That Are Simply Awesome

By Andrea Meno,Peter I. Santiago,Marvin Bea,Tee Ngin Rui  Published: January 15th, 2019 


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Episode 375 Scott Adams: Putin Puppets CNN and Max Boot Doing Russia’s Bidding by Destabilizing the U.S.

Topics: 

  • CNN’s reaction to President Trump denying he’s a Russian asset
    • First CNN pushes, promotes Russian asset story
    • Now they are gasping in horror he has to deny their BS?
  • Max Boot’s article, 18 reasons President might be Russian asset
    • Laundry list of unrelated stuff other people did or said
  • CNN seems to have given up on Mueller
    • CNN is creating the news they’re reporting

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Episode 374 Scott Adams: Russia, DeBlaisio, Gabbard, Jeff Bozo, FBI

Topics: 

  • Jeff Bozo and the President’s tweets
  • NYC Mayor De Blazio instituting universal health care
    • Gavin Newsome working on it also for California
    • Important, whether it works out or not
  • Russian collusion outcome seems obvious
    • Both sides will claim they were right all along
  • Eric Swalwell on taking interpreters notes
    • Destroying evidence indicates guilt
    • Hmm…Hillary destroyed evidence
  • Eric Swalwell requesting someone prove a negative
    • Is he assuming his followers are stupid?
  • FBI motivation, investigating President Trump…was vengeance
    • Is there evidence of that, or is it mind reading?
  • Will Tulsi Gabbard be the 2020 Democrat candidate?
    • Simple answer, how is CNN framing her?
    • Watch for who CNN coverage anoints
  • President Trump taking interpreters Putin meeting notes
    • Any chance Mueller hasn’t already talked to interpreter?
    • Big news if he has or hasn’t talked to him
    • No leaks or actions by Mueller if something found?
  • Good reasons President Trump took interpreters notes
    • Was he smart to do it, or very smart to do it?
  • Critics say FBI started investigation of President without cause
    • Strozk himself said “no there, there”
    • Expected value calculations
  • Climate change people and skeptics both shoveling some BS
    • Looking at the BS on both sides for popular arguments
  • Can scientists really measure the temperature of entire world?
    • Can they measure the temperature of all oceans?
  • Validation of imprecise measurement techniques…
    • …by other imprecise measurement techniques?
  • 10 Startups have funding for fusion power development
    • Extremely smart people are in those startups
    • Odds that none of the 10 will create an economic power source?

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Gift for a Wife

Bill meets Doug shopping at the mall and sees he has a small gift wrapped box.

“It’s my wife’s birthday tomorrow.” Doug said. “Last week I asked her what she wanted for her birthday.”

“And???” Bill asked.

“Well, she said ‘Oh, I don’t know just give me something with diamonds in it’.”

“So what did you get her?” asked Bill.

“I bought her a deck of cards!!”

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Episode 373 Scott Adams: The Turley Hypothesis, CNN’s Border Story

Topics: 

  • Jonathan Turley, legal scholar, article ponders the question…
    • Are Russian Collusion and deep state, confirmation bias?
    • Does confirmation bias fit the facts?
  • 3 Possibilities, which one is most likely?
    • 1. Deep state attempted to set up a candidate/President 
    • 2. President Trump is actually a Putin puppet
    • 3. Both sides “saw” crimes, but actually confirmation bias 
  • Prediction:
    • No convictions or impeachments for Russian Collusion or deep state activity
  • Humans can only invent ourselves or a better version of ourselves
    • Facebook is our heart and family
    • Twitter is our brain
  • Geo-Engineering the earth and other planets
    • Is God both our future and our past?

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Episode 372 Scott Adams: Quick Tutorial on Using Engineering to Take Politics Out of the Wall

Topics: 

  • Remove politics and immigration issues can be resolved
    • Whiteboard: Wall engineering
  • Time to turn it over to the engineers for what’s needed
    • Engineering priorities look at cost and effectiveness

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Beautiful

A guy was just waking up from anesthesia after surgery and his wife was sitting by his side.

His eyes fluttered open, he said, “You’re beautiful!” and then he fell asleep again.

His wife had never heard him say that so she stayed by his side. A couple minutes later his eyes fluttered open again and he said, “You’re cute!”

The wife was disappointed because instead of “beautiful” it was “cute.”

She said, “What happened to ‘beautiful’?”

His reply was “The drugs are wearing off!”

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Episode 370 Scott Adams: Dear Diary, RPOS, Climate Change Persuasion

Topics:

  • Jim Acosta became America’s piñata yesterday
    • He stood in front of the wall and said no problems here!
    • President tweets reply to Acosta, “Dear Diary”
  • CNN contacted San Diego station KUSI for anti-wall content
    • KUSI is pro-wall, CNN decided not to use their content?
  • Fentanyl deaths are being compared to Viet Nam war deaths
  • The border debate is bringing the country together
    • Average person knowledge of the issue increasing
  • Border arguments from both sides…without the politics
    • Drugs, crime, numbers of crimes versus rate percentage
    • VISA overstays
  • Why are there gaps in parts of the scientists climate change stance?
    •   The historical data used in the hockey stick graph
    • It shows an earlier point, before CO2, same hockey stick
  • ClimateGate emails are a conspiracy theory, completely debunked
  • Data discrepancies from the past, tree ring experts and proxies
    • From 1960 to present, tree rings don’t track temperatures
    • Tree ring data was good in the past…but not now?
  • Challenge responses about William Happer’s claims and validity
  • Scientists say you can’t look at just some regions, need whole world
    • NASA site “proof” of warming is the Arctic…one area?
    • Some places are warming…but not all? Some are cooling?
  • Can we accurately measure ocean temperatures, today and historically?
    • How much of the ocean are we measuring, maybe 1%?
  • Direct causes of heat, like my car, my fireplace, my heated home
    • Is direct heat causing or responsible for any global warming?
  • RPOS, the person formerly known as AOC…
    • …beginning to get pushback from fellow Democrats
    • A festering wound for hopes of a Democrat Presidency?

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Telling Stories

Delivering a speech at a banquet on the night of his arrival in a large city, a visiting minister told several anecdotes he expected to repeat at
meetings the next day.

Because he wanted to use the jokes again, he requested the reporters to omit them from any accounts they might turn in to their newspapers.

A cub reporter, in commenting on the speech, ended his piece with the following: “The minister told a number of stories that cannot be
published.”

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Episode 369 Scott Adams: Whiteboard Discussion of Border Persuasion

Topics: 

  • Great examples of CNN mind reading by Stephen Collinson
    • Guesses and hunches are being presented as news
  • Solar panels on the wall and vandalism
  • Whiteboard: Border Barrier Debate
    • Dems are winning on topics of drugs and crime
    • Effective mocking and sarcasm
  • If Mexico pays for the wall, would it then be “moral”?
  • Current immigration policies mostly benefit rich white people
    • VISA overstays versus sneaking across the border
  • About 70% of climate change skeptic points aren’t valid
  • Did Michael Mann use tree ring estimates for gaps…
    • …and later discontinue tree rings as an unreliable proxy?
  • Are testosterone levels in males decreasing, or are men evolving?
    • lifestyles that increase or decrease testosterone
    • Soy is everywhere, in a lot of our food

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Playing to Beat the Band

An elementary school music teacher was trying to teach her students the various kinds of music, from classical to rock to opera to folk to the blues
to gospel. The school administrators discouraged loud noise in the classrooms and had forbidden the music teacher to use the tambourines and triangles
and bells she had formerly used in class. Nonetheless, she wanted the kids to have some kind of “instruments” with which they could express themselves
and feel the rhythm.

Accordingly, she had devised a homemade bow made of a tree branch and a thick rubber band, which, when struck, produced only a soft sound, one she
hoped would not bring the wrath of the school authorities on her.

At the beginning of the class, she passed out a bow to each kid. “Now, this beat is called a tango,” she explained, playing a bit of tango music on
the boom-box she had brought into the classroom. “Do you like the tango? Let your fingers dance on your desktops if you can imagine yourself dancing
to this tune.”

“This is a march,” she continued, cuing up another song. “If you feel the beat, march in place to the music.”

“And this,” she said before the third selection, “is something I’m sure you’re all familiar with…rap. If you’re rappy and you know it, snap your
bands.”

“Playing to Beat the Band” by Cynthia MacGregor from “The Ants Are My Friends” by Richard Lederer & Stan Kegel ((C)2007 Marion Street Press)
“If you’re happy and you know it, clap your hands” from “If You’re Happy and You Know It” (traditional)

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Episode 366 Scott Adams: Wears a Pope Hat and Evaluates the Morality of Your Walls

Topic: 

  • Pope Scott the Last, speaks out on the morality of walls

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Checking on Neighbors

It’s important to check on your neighbors regularly, especially if they’re elderly. Just knock on their doors and ask if they’re OK.

You: “Hello! Is anyone there?”

Female neighbor (shouting from behind her door):

“Whatever you’re selling, we don’t want any. That includes religion.”

You: “I’m not selling anything. I’m your neighbor. Just stopping by to make sure you aren’t dead.”

Neighbor: “Dead? No, I don’t think I’m dead. But I’m not sure about my husband. He hasn’t moved from the couch since 2003. Do you think that’s
abnormal?”

You: “Only if he isn’t holding the remote.”

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Episode 364 Scott Adams: RPOS, The Steel Barrier and Climate Persuasion

Topics: 

  • AOC is now RPOS, says: “Trump is a racist”
    • Does RPOS support a transfer of wealth from white and Asian Americans to other ethnic groups?
  • Climate change authoritative sources pro and con
    • Both sides use same data to support their position
    • Sifting through persuasive arguments from both sides
  • 22 tree ring experts say Michael Mann results were flawed
    • Michael Mann says he discovered tree ring expert flaw
  • 17 year pause in warming, while CO2 was increasing yearly
    • If CO2 is the main driving force, why the temp pause?
  • Map of temperature measurement device locations
    • Vast majority are in the US
    • Enormous parts of the globe have no measurement devices
  • Until both sides can claim “victory”, no progress on the wall
    • “immoral” painted Pelosi into a corner
    • Are ALL border controls immoral?
    • Are barriers that are easier to breach, more moral?
  • Nancy Pelosi looks like a weak leader because of RPOS

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How To Cook

We are fortunate our grand-children live close by and visit us often.

When our seven-year-old granddaughter, Morgan, comes over, she loves to watch her grandmother when she is baking. “Oma,” she asked one day, “where did
you learn how to cook?”

Grandma told her that she learned from her mother and passed on this knowledge to her daughter. “Someday,” she continued, “your mother will pass this
knowledge along to you.”

There was a short silence. “No, I don’t think so,” Morgan said. “Mom puts everything in the microwave.”

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Episode 363 Scott Adams: Sonic Weapon Hysteria, Climate Change and Dancing AOC

Topics: 

  • Discussion of various climate change topics
    • Debunking both the skeptic and believers arguments
  • The sonic weapon (or crickets) attack on our Cuban embassy

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Episode 362 Scott Adams: AOC Derangement Syndrome, Shutdown Persuasion, Wall Funding, and Karate

Topics: 

  • Would-be kidnapper chases victim into karate studio
    • Master Persuader AOC is using Trump’s 2015 play EXACTLY
    • She’s controlling the conversation, attention, energy
  • Wall negotiations, setting persuasion “anchors”
    • Pelosi anchors at zero, down from older offer
    • President Trump re-anchors at 5.6 billion, up from 5
  • Pelosi says “walls are immoral”
    • Shouldn’t we therefore remove ALL border barriers?
  • Building the wall by declaring a national emergency
  • President Trump is branding himself as the reasonable one
  • Some climate change claims are easily debunked
    • Is the Michael Mann hockey stick graph accurate?
    • Is Tony Heller wrong about temperature adjustments?
    • Climate change believers say adjustments went both ways
    • Tony says ALL adjustments went one direction
    • Who is correct?
  • Claim: Multiple ways to measure temps, and they ALL agree
    • Skeptic says Michael Mann’s methodology is flawed
    • Says any random data produces the SAME Mann graph
    • Who is correct?
  • Looking at various climate change claims…
    • Decreasing ice at the poles and the world
    • Rising sea levels around the world
    • Water vapor as the main component of global warming
    • It’s the sun, that’s what is causing climate change

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Episode 361 Scott Adams: Impeachment, The #Wence, Socialism, Syria, Kevin Hart, Worst Climate Arguments

Topics: 

  • Ellen DeGeneres says Kevin Hart has apologized and grown
  • Was exiting Syria a smart move? Elizabeth Warren says yes
  • US isn’t dependent on China trade
    • China much more dependent on trade with the US
    • Inevitable outcome…trade deal
  • Fears on the left just after the election
    • The left feared he would do terrible things…he hasn’t
    • Left has shifted, now it’s intensely personal complaints
  • A 3rd Option: Not Socialism, not Capitalism
    • A modified version of capitalism
  • Discarding bad arguments on both sides of climate change
    • Medieval warming, ice cubes in your glass and more
  • Both climate change sides have a “Whack-A-Mole” problem
    • Debunk each point and the person just shifts to another

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Here�€™s How These 19 Shows Hooked You, Then Lost You

By Cracked Plasticians  Published: January 04th, 2019 


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Dress Code For Seniors

Despite what you may have seen on the streets, the following combinations DO NOT go together:

~ A nose ring and bifocals.

~ Spiked hair and bald spots.

~ A pierced tongue and dentures.

~ Miniskirts and support hose.

~ Ankle bracelets and corn pads.

~ Speedo’s and cellulite.

~ A belly button ring and a gall bladder surgery scar.

~ Unbuttoned disco shirts and a heart monitor.

~ Midriff shirts and a midriff bulge.

~ Bikinis and liver spots.

~ Short shorts and varicose veins.

~ Inline skates and a walker.

But, otherwise, WE’RE LOOKIN’ GOOD!

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Episode 360 Scott Adams: Romney, Trump’s Press Conference, Arctic Ice and Nuclear Power

Topics: 

  • A+ Good risk/reward play by Romney
  • President Trump’s comments on walls that exist and work
    • Anti-Trump forced to deal with Obama and Popes walls
  • “Sand and Death”, President Trump’s branding is excellent
    • Visual persuasion examples and the essence of issues
  • AOC in group picture of new House members
    • AOC once again, makes the right choice when others don’t
  • Focusing on ice to determine if climate change is real
    • Is ice increasing or decreasing in net total?
    • How do we not know the clear answer to that question?
  • Steve Goddard and Tony Heller are the same guy
    • One powerful skeptic voice…not two, pen name
  • Rebuttal charts for temperature data on climate change
    • The most basic, easily verifiable facts aren’t agreed on?
  • Are nuclear and fusion power cost effective or not?
    • Really smart people aren’t in agreement

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10 Signs You Should Ask Your Boss For A Raise

10. You take your paycheck to the bank and the teller bursts out in hysterical laughter.

9. The Red Cross calls and offers you emergency assistance.

8. Your only charge cards are for the Salvation Army, ARC, and DAV thrift stores.

7. You work full time and you still qualify for food stamps.

6. You empty out your piggy bank and then cook the bank and serve it for your Easter ham.

5. All you can think about morning, noon and night is clipping grocery coupons.

4. You file your income taxes and the IRS returns them stamped, “Charity Case — Return To Sender.”

3. You set the world record for mailing $ 1.00 rebate requests to Young America, Minnesota.

2. You pay all your bills, put your remaining $ 1 bill into your billfold and it goes into shock.

1. You get arrested for taking the coins out of the fountain in the mall.

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Episode 359 Scott Adams: AOC, AGW, TDS, Ye, and Coffee

Topics: 

  • Kanye tweets and his upcoming Joe Rogan podcast
  • Elizabeth Warren and Beto attempt to imitate AOC’s live stream
    • Warren cracks a beer, Beto in his V-neck sweater
  • Why so many climate change temperature adjustments?
    • Believers Berkley Earth offer their explanation
    • “Estimating” temperature adjustments is allowed?
  • Climate change Bloomberg article, convincingly debunked
  • Comparing Green Tech and Nuclear Power options
  • Bill Gates vision of a new type of nuclear power plant…in China
    • Can’t be built in US, endless regulations and roadblocks
  • A hosted conversation with me as the referee, NOT a debate
    • Both sides required to answer strong points of other side
  • Climate change risk management (Whiteboard 1 and 2)
    • Expected Value calculation
    • Portfolio Effect
    • Opportunity Costs and timing considerations
  • The Hill article reads like mental illness, not a political opinion
    • Doctors and Psychologists say TDS is a real thing
    • People with a mental illness are writing articles
  • How can TDS be stopped or cured?
    • All the common complaints about President Trump…
      • …individually, they’re all small complaints
  • Prediction: POTUS will swing for the fence in 2019
  • US debt, could it be resolved by cryptocurrency?
    • Why do people want US dollars?
    • Crypto accepted by US government would have value

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Cake Disaster

Many years ago my just married young cousin moved into an upstairs apartment and invited some of her women friends over for the evening. She put out
snacks and then came out with a cake that looked like a disaster.

She apologized and said she didn’t know what happened to the cake because, she explained, “I even used the high altitude directions because I live
upstairs.”

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Episode 358 Scott Adams: Breaking Down the Climate Change Debate

 

Topics: 

  • Comparing the strong points of climate experts and climate skeptics
    • The need for a conversation between the two sides
  • Bill Gates says the world needs to be working on nuclear power
    • Lower energy costs would allow reforestation of deserts
  • President Trump’s personality allows him to do things others wouldn’t
  • Stock market tanked 6% because Fed said market to hot, and slowed it
    • The economy is SO GOOD…the Fed had to slow it down

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Episode 357 Scott Adams: Explaining the Syria Withdrawal in a Way CNN Will Not Understand

Topics: 

  • President Trump’s campaign promise: We’ll get out of Syria
    • President Trump’s request for exit plan 8 months ago
    • CNN: exit is random, impulsive, arbitrary

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Episode 355 Scott Adams: China Trade, AOC, Government by Torture, Climate Change Challenge

Topics: 

  • A shutdown is a way to torture random government employees
    • The winner is the side willing to torture them longer
  • CNN pundit angrily declaring “walls don’t work”
    • Rule of Life: Friction ALWAYS works
  • Who will say it first?
    • Politicians provide budgets, that’s their job
    • Engineers decide what’s needed
  • What will happen to stocks, once China trade deal is set?
  • Climate sides both talk in isolation, never debate each other
    • The two sides aren’t disagreeing with each other
    • They’re talking about different things
    • Tony Heller talks about unaddressed skepticism
      • Temp data has been rigged, fudged
      • Historical records disagree with climate data
      • Why isn’t anyone challenging him, is he correct?
  • 97% of climate scientists are all on the same side
    • That’s spin, 97% agree on specific components
  • Obama’s Ambassador to Syria…
    • President Trump is probably doing the right think
  • Turks are a threat to the Kurds, but…
    • Kurds are in diplomatic contact with Syrian government
    • Kurds are in diplomatic contact with the Russians
    • Israel will have more options in Syria once US is gone
      • Do they have different rules of engagement?
      • Maybe the US just needs to get out of their way?
  • North Korea hasn’t given up their nukes
    • So what? The US hasn’t given up anything major either
    • Negotiation process is for both to give up something major
    • Everything that matters is trending in a good direction
  • The 3 countries with the most to gain from getting along
    • United States, Russia, China
    • We are NOT natural enemies
    • Only psychology and history maintains our screwing each other

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Episode 354 Scott Adams: Climate Change, AOC Sexism, Sonic Weapons, Syria and Open Borders

Topics: 

  • AOC’s sexist tweet to her critic
  • Sonic weapon used against two of our embassies?
    • Mass hysteria, no weapon or culprit will ever be found
  • Challenge: Find me somebody, anybody who wants open borders
    • I’ve never met anyone who wants open borders, why?
  • Kurds are concerned about US pullout and attack by Turkey
    • Turks consider our Kurd allies to be terrorists
    • Shouldn’t we know why? Nobody seems to report why
  • Is the world safer today than it has ever been?
    • Hyper-connectivity benefits the world, makes us safer
  • Challenge: Provide a link to your BEST article on climate change
    • I’ll tweet the best arguments for both sides
    • Climate change arguments are very persuasive viewed alone
    • “Climate change is a scam” arguments…also persuasive

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Here�€™s Why This Entertainment From 2018 Won�€™t Age Well

By Cracked Plasticians  Published: December 28th, 2018 


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Episode 353 Scott Adams: Bone Spurs, Unstable World, Khashoggi, Other Fake News

Topics: 

  • NYT has found dead “bone spurs” doctor, but no records
    • His daughters kinda remember something about it
    • The daughters are anti-Trumpers
  • Is the world more unstable as ex-head of the CIA stated?
    • “Extreme poverty” was 40% of the world in Reagan’s time
    • Currently, extreme poverty is at 9%
    • No major wars, the economy is good, 
  • If you didn’t watch TV, would you think race relations are worse?
  • MAGA hats and the troops
    • Military brought their MAGA hats to the event for signing
  • Mollie Hemingway’s Federalist article on Qatar and Khashoggi
    • Khashoggi was an influence peddler working for Iran
    • WAPO was therefore…colluding with Iran, a foreign enemy
  • Blocking people who are only trolling and add nothing to conversation
    • Different than blocking people who disagree with you
  • Predictions: 2019 stock market close will be higher than today
    • Around summertime, China trade wars mostly settled
    • Middle East will produce mind-boggling stories in 2019
      • Possibly in a very positive way
    • Mueller will have something for everyone, 2 movies continue
    • NO impeachment, but possibly the House will attempt it
  • The FenceWall is stalled until somebody says the word “Engineer”
    • Invoking engineers is the path to FenceWall progress
    • Fund the wall and allow the engineers to decide what works

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Childhood Sweethearts

An elderly couple were celebrating their sixtieth anniversary. The couple had married as childhood sweethearts and had moved back to their old
neighborhood after they retired.

Holding hands they walked back to their old school. It was not locked, so they entered, and found the old desk they’d shared, where Andy had carved “I
love you, Sally.”

On their way back home, a bag of money fell out of an armored car, practically landing at their feet. Sally quickly picked it up, but not sure what to
do with it, they took it home. There, she counted the money – fifty-thousand dollars!

Andy said, “We’ve got to give it back.”

Sally said, “Finders keepers.” She put the money back in the bag and hid it in their attic.

The next day, two FBI agents were canvassing the neighborhood looking for the money, and knocked on the door. “Pardon me, but did either of you find a
bag that fell out of an armored car yesterday?”

Sally said, “No.”

Andy said, “She’s lying. She hid it up in the attic.”

Sally said, “Don’t believe him, he’s getting senile.”

The agents turn to Andy and began to question him.

One says: “Tell us the story from the beginning.”

Andy said, “Well, when Sally and I were walking home from school yesterday…”

The other FBI agent turns to her partner and says, “We’re outta here.”

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Episode 352 Scott Adams: The Fence-Wall, Reid Hoffman, Visiting the Troops, Stock Market

Topics: 

  • President Trump has identified reason for opposition to the wall 
    • The wall would be a win for the President
  • Midterm false flag online operation to influence Alabama results
    • Now confirmed: Dem operatives pretend to be Russians
    • Credible speculation this isn’t the first time
  • POTUS and FLOTUS visit the troops
    • FOX reports tight security and no leaking of trip
    • CNN reports everyone knew it was being planned
  • Stock market historic drop the other day
    • Stock market historic one day increase yesterday
  • Attack of the Dales
    • Did POTUS make a mistake by changing Fed Chief?
    • It isn’t a one-variable world
    • Hiring is just guessing, firing takes skill
    • Vilified so badly by the press, limits willing candidates
  • 2019 Predictions
    • NO impeachment in 2019, 2020
    • Mueller won’t produce anything impeachable
    • Impeachment window will be first six months of 2019
    • 2019 will be an up year for stocks
    • North Korea progress will continue
  • Win Bigly was most requested book on Amazon, Christmas week
    • Special message for all the haters since 2015
    • Thanks for the loser advice!
  • Taking calls yesterday on the WhenHub Interface app
    • E-autographs from the whiteboard
  • US pullout from Syria
    • Everything happening is in some way squeezing Iran
    • Time isn’t on Iran’s side
  • The three superpowers are natural allies, not natural enemies
    • We don’t share borders
    • No possibility any of the three could win in a war
    • All three countries have people whose job is to poke the others
  • Why does Putin prefer to continue poking the US?
    • Is it rational to be enemies with someone you can’t defeat?
    • Wouldn’t it be better for Russia to have trade and prosperity?
  • AOC is the real deal, just like President Trump but on the other side
    • Why not try “universal healthcare” in one state, see how it goes?
    • If no state wants to try it, should we stop talking about it?
  • The Wall: Why are politicians making engineering decisions?
    • Why are we talking about funding the entire structure?
    • Establish a test budget, observe results, proceed accordingly

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The Talk

A father decided it was time to have “the talk” with his ten-year-old son. Sitting the boy down, he thought it best to first find out what his son
might already know. So he asked his son if he knew about “the birds and the bees”.

“I don’t want to know,” his son replied, bursting into tears. “Promise you won’t tell me. Please!”

Confused by this reaction, the father asked his son what was wrong.

“Oh dad,” the boy replied, in between sobs, “when I was six, I got the ‘there’s no Santa’ speech. At seven I got the ‘there’s no Easter bunny’ speech.
When I was eight, you hit me with ‘there’s no Tooth Fairy’ speech. If you are going to tell me now there’s no such things as birds and bees I don’t
know what I will do!”

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Episode 351 Scott Adams: Gaslighting…and a New Microphone

Topics: 

  • Anti-Trumpers believe their TDS is “gaslighting” by conservatives
    • Gaslighting would make their TDS someone else’s fault
    • Gaslighting explanation protects the person’s ego
  • Is General Mattis our best General and irreplaceable?
    • What about our second best, third best, etc?
    • News spin promoted fear, impacted the stock market
  • The media is destroying the economy and blaming Trump
  • Did the Fed make a mistake raising rates?
    • Could they have waited six months to raise the rate?
  • David Pakman asked at what point is the bad market Trump’s fault?
  • Soros funds a number of left-leaning organizations
    • You can know what a person does, but not what they’re thinking
    • How much influence does he represent?  We don’t know

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Christmas Q&A

Who brings the Christmas presents to police stations?
Santa Clues.

What’s red and white and falls down the chimney?
Santa Klutz!

Why is it so cold at Christmas?
It’s in Decembrrrrr.

What does Rudolph want for Christmas?
A pony sleigh station.

What do elves learn in school?
The Elf-abet!

What nationality is Santa Claus?
North Polish.

Why did the elf push his bed into the fireplace?
He wanted to sleep like a log.

Why does Scrooge love Rudolph the Red-Nosed Reindeer?
Because every buck is dear to him.

What do snowmen eat for breakfast?
Snowflakes.

What do you call people who are afraid of Santa Claus?
Claustrophobic.

Why does Santa Claus go down the chimney on Christmas Eve?
Because it soots him.

Why does Santa have three gardens?
So he can ho-ho-ho.

Why was Santa’s little helper depressed?
Because he had low elf esteem.

How do sheep in Mexico say Merry Christmas?
Fleece Navidad!

What do you get if you deep fry Santa Claus?
Crisp Cringle.

Why is Christmas just like a day at the office?
You do all the work, and the fat guy with the suit gets all the credit.

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Episode 349 Scott Adams: Merry Christmas, The Economy and End of Wars

Topics: 

  • Stock market is sinking…why?
    • Democrats taking control of the house?
    • Fed raising rate in middle of a trade war with China?
    • Fake news driving market fears?
  • Laundry list counter-strategy
    • What’s your number one reason, your strongest argument?
    • Debunk the “best” reason…then stop
  • Saudi Arabia commits to protect the Kurds
  • President Trump might end 5 wars in his first term
    • 1. Yemen
    • 2. North Korea
    • 3. Syria
    • 4. Afganistan
    • 5. Iran support for bad actors reined in
  • As long as employment numbers are good…everything is fine
    • Employment is the most predictive variable
  • When did LOL become an argument or reason?
  • Potential “kill shot” for Chuck Schumer…
    • Hey Chuck, stop making it personal
    • Deny Trump a win, regardless of border security needs?
  • PROPOSAL: Add a word to the forbidden word list
    • Let’s add “Nazi” to the list of socially banned words
    • “Nazi” is a deeply offensive thing to call white people
    • We should consider this a second socially banned “N-word”
  • 40% of world was in “extreme poverty” in Reagan’s day
    • Today, extreme poverty is only 9%
  • Why are we enemies with Russia?
    • Are we just used to being enemies with each other?
    • Why do the US and Russia perpetually poke each other?
    • Is it just business/economic competition?

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Christmas Gift

/* GCFL wishes all our subscribers a Merry Christmas! */

Figuring that her four-year-old son Kevin was listening in the next room, Janet decided to tell her husband Don the latest Christmas gift she had
bought the boy by spelling out the words “fire truck”

Don nodded and said, “I think it would be a great Christmas gift.”

From the other side of the wall, they heard Kevin yell, “I don’t want letters for Christmas!”

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Episode 348-3 Scott Adams: Mattis, Trumps Successes

Topics: 

  • #RacistGoogle the two top articles on me are two old hit pieces
    • Both articles are top on Google, not on Duck Duck Go
    • Neither article is current or has any reason to be top hits
  • General Mattis gets lots of credit for his accomplishments
    • But he isn’t our only good General, he can be replaced
  • Prediction: By the end of President Trump’s  FIRST term…
    • …he will have ENDED 5 wars
    • 1. Syria
    • 2. Afganistan
    • 3. North Korea
    • 4. Yemen
    • 5. Wild card – a grand deal to pressure Iran, help Middle East
  • President Trump has done prison reform
    • The guy they said was “racist” has accomplished prison reform
  • Rumor that President Trump wants to fire the Fed Chief, Powell
    • Persuasion via rumor? 
  • Rand Paul’s current Twitter feed is provocative and funny
    • Rand is tweeting in the style of President Trump
  • Medical marijuana, some benefits and cautions
  • Support my Periscope videos by buying “When Tokens”

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Christmas Request

A little girl was in the kitchen watching her mother prepare for the following day’s Christmas dinner.

She asked, “Mommy, can I please have a cat for Christmas?”

Her mommy replied, “No, you’ll have turkey like the rest of us.”

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Episode 347 Scott Adams: Comparing Tweets by AOC and POTUS, Talk About Mattis, 2020, Blight Ideas

Topics: 

  • AOC tweet, 42,000 retweets, 170,000 likes in 24 hours
    • Provocative thought, popular, gets your attention
    • Her Twitter game is seriously strong
    • She’s tweeting what people are thinking, she has game
  • POTUS tweet, sets an “elite trap”, Dale explains
    • Has meat for the haters, humor for the lovers
    • Persuasive words that slide through cognitive filters
  • CNN “power ranking” of Democrat Presidential candidates
    • Kamala and Beto are the top two candidates
    • CNN is seeking to make Kamala and Beto the candidates
    • CNN is brainwashing away from top voter preference, Biden
  • Wikileaks claims General Mattis is planning to run for President
    • If true, his resignation is timely, strategic
    • Reportedly, Turkey’s Erdogan on phone, said why are we in Syria?
    • President Trump put the question to Bolton…
    • then decided it’s time for us to leave Syria
  • NOTE: Periscope glitch, video cuts off at begin of Blight Authority

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Episode 346 Scott Adams: How to Support My Periscopes Without Patreon and Fix the Whole World Too

Topic: 

  • How to support my Periscopes (and YouTube videos, podcasts)

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Episode 344 Scott Adams: The Wence Funding, Kurds in the Way, Mattis, Gatwick Drones

Topics: 

  • The Wence gets 5.7B from the house, now for the Senate
  • The “baseline noise” that forces President Trump to go big
  • General Mattis wrote a scathing letter and quit over Syria
    • CNN now supports unauthorized wars, like Syria
  • Will Turkey slaughter our allies when we leave Syria?
    • President Trump failing an ally? Does that sound likely?
    • Where is the UN on this topic?
  • Iran will be worse off when we pull out of Syria fight against ISIS
    • Russia and Israel will take over for US, and be effective
  • The markets are down because of UNCERTAINTY
    • Jobs are always the key
    • Jobs are strong and unemployment is low
  • “Steel Slats”…is that a wall or a fence?
    • Call it a wence so both sides are happy

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Elf Pet Peeves

7. Toil for 364 days a year just to make children smile, and no one gives a rip. Meanwhile, frolic around one day in some stupid outfit in February
with a lousy bow and arrow and all of a sudden you’re a hero.

6. Company health plan doesn’t cover tattoo removal.

5. The EPA’s new relaxed reindeer-emissions standards.

4. Icy cold North Pole temperature makes it hard to produce quality workmanship.

3. Reindeer game #12: Elf lacrosse.

2. Constantly ridiculed for that 0-854 record in the North Pole basketball league.

1. Jolly Ole Santa has never yet brought back a single cookie to share.

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Episode 343 Scott Adams: Part 2, Climate Change and Leaving Patreon

Topics: 

  • Note: This is part 2 of 2
  • Both sides of the global warming debate are persuasive
    • How can the average person know who is correct?
    • Alarmists won’t debate the skeptics in the same room, why?
  • People abandoning Patreon in protest over Sargon of Akkad
    • Discussion tomorrow about me possibly leaving Patreon
    • Solid argument that Patreon isn’t acting in good faith

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The Secret

Jill complained to Nina, “Rosey told me that you told her the secret I told you not to tell her.”

“Well,” replied Nina in a hurt tone, “I told her not to tell you I told her.”

“Oh dear!” sighed Jill. “Well, don’t tell her I told you that she told me.”

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Episode 342 Scott Adams: Flynn, The Wence, Trump Charity, Sargon and Patreon, Climate

Topics: 

  • Climate change debate that wasn’t a debate
    • Michael Mann vs. climate change skeptic Judith Curry 
    • Both sides IGNORE the best arguments of the other
  • Bill Gates and Harvard test: Put particles in the air to cool earth
  • The sketchy trial of General Flynn and all its “buts”
    • The judge used incorrect facts to chastise Flynn
  • Was General Flynn forced to lie in court by our government?
  • Sargon of Akkad used the language of racism to mock racism
  • Anti-Trump glee over President Trump wall vs. fence talk
  • Israel’s “wall” is actually mostly a fence, did you know that?
  • 10.6 Billion for Mexico and South American aid…and no Wence?
  • What if President Trump resigns rather than being pecked endlessly?
    • The Dems are willing to take out an elected President
    • Dangerous precedent, Presidential nullification
  • Endless investigations for the purpose of Presidential nullification
  • Anti-Trump media CREATED the problem they complain about
    • Press business model is assassinating the President slowly
  • The press regularly ruins and assassinates famous people for profit
  • Is Google putting me in danger of death?
    • Top results of image search, Photoshopped into Nazi uniform
    • What Google is doing is hate speech, isn’t it?
    • Please retweet #RacistGoogle to help me get image removed

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Punalicious

A backward poet writes inverse.

In a democracy it’s your vote that counts; in feudalism, it’s your Count that votes.

A chicken crossing the road: poultry in motion.

With her marriage she got a new name and a dress.

Show me a piano falling down a mine shaft and I’ll show you A -flat miner.

When a clock is hungry it goes back four seconds.

The guy who fell onto an upholstery machine was fully recovered.

A grenade fell onto a kitchen floor in France, resulted in Linoleum Blownapart.

You are stuck with your debt if you can’t budge it.

He broke into song because he couldn’t find the key.

A boiled egg is hard to beat.

He had a photographic memory which was never developed.

His parents thought he was a budding genius, but he turned out to be a blooming idiot.

A plateau is a high form of flattery.

Those who get too big for their britches will be exposed in the end.

When you’ve seen one shopping center you’ve seen a mall.

When she saw her first strands of gray hair, she thought she’d dye.

Bakers trade bread recipes on a knead to know basis.

Santa’s helpers are subordinate clauses.

Acupuncture: a jab well done.

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6 Normal People Who Turned Into Superheroes Out Of Nowhere

By Alex Hanton,Peter I. Santiago  Published: December 18th, 2018 


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Episode 341 Scott Adams: CNN is Creating News out of Nothing

Topics: 

  • Election meme from Russia sought to increase Trump votes…
    • …by helping Trump voters masturbate less (yes, true)
  • CNN article says Russian election influence confirmed because…
    • …less black people voted than when Obama ran
  • Robert De Niro’s thoughts on President Trump…who cares?
  • CNN uses quantity in lieu of quality
    • Laundry lists of weak reasons don’t equal a good reason
  • Patreon dropped Sargon of Akkad for something he said
    • Big names are dropping Patreon in protest
  • Russian government is opposed to rap music, they aren’t wrong
    • Rap music is harmful to the mental health of some people
    • Music programs kids, influences their behavior
    • Rap promotes drug culture, anti-establishment attitudes
  • General Flynn had no obvious reason to intentionally lie
    • The odds of no pardon is zero
    • Flynn appears to be a casualty of a witch hunt
  • Amy Siskind makes it clear, NO white males for Democrat party

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Customary Charges

An optometrist was instructing a new employee on how to charge a customer:

“As you are fitting his glasses, if he asks how much they cost, you say ‘$ 75.’

“If his eyes don’t flutter, say, ‘For the frames. The lenses will be $ 50.’

“If his eyes still don’t flutter, you add …’Each.'”

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Episode 340 Scott Adams: Our Useless Congress, Climate Hoax, Flynn Pardon, Wall Funding

Topics: 

  • The wall isn’t a political decision…it’s an engineering decision
    • Only engineers can determine an effective solution
    • Congress can’t act, cause both sides need to win
  • Will President Trump pardon General Flynn?
    • The only serious crime committed…was by our government
    • Morally, legally, politically, a pardon seems 100% certain
  • Why can’t we have a “poor person’s insurance plan”?
  • Climate alarmists vs. Climate Skeptics
    • Both are equally persuasive
    • How can non-scientists know who is correct?
    • We need both sides in the same room to work it out
    • A famous stock scam is eerily similar to climate science
    • EVERYBODY believes in climate change
  • Recent poll said 75% in favor of immigration
    • Isn’t it 100% favor, and just a question of rate and process?
  • The way that everyone is going after Trump is changing politics
    • Proposed new law for non-disclosure agreements (NDA)
    • Legal in all cases to pay someone to be quiet for a LEGAL act
    • Cohen issue could be taken off the table by congress
    • Fix this for President Trump and every future President
  • China is an extremely successful country, why?
    • Are more human rights always better?
  • People who are NOT climate skeptics…
    • …have NOT been exposed to the better skeptics side
    • Looking at BOTH sides, the skeptics side is more persuasive
    • The skeptics might be wrong, but they’re more persuasive
    • What happens to models that don’t support climate change?

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50+

Q: What can a man do while his wife is going through menopause?
A: Keep busy. If you’re handy with tools, you can finish the basement. When you are done you will have a place to live.

Q: How can you avoid spotting a wrinkle every time you walk by a mirror?
A: Take off your glasses.

Q: Why should 50+ year old people use valet parking?
A: Valets don’t forget where they park your car.

Q: Is it common for 50+ year olds to have problems with short term memory storage?
A: Storing memory is not a problem, retrieving it is.

Q: As people age, do they sleep more soundly?
A: Yes, but usually in the afternoon.

Q: Where do 50+ year olds find eye glasses?
A: On their foreheads.

Q: What is the most common remark made by 50+ year olds when they enter antique stores?
A: “I remember these”.

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Episode 339 Scott Adams: Fixing Immigration, CO2, Beto, Loserthink and Hyperbole

Topics: 

  • Jordan Peterson interviews Bjorn Lomborg about climate change
  • We all think…that we know how to think.  A lot of us are wrong.
  • Bricks (or jet fuel) constructed from CO2
    • Review of dumbest comments I received on this topic
  • Cognitive dissonance from recent tweet about the news is fake
    • Both sides are lying all the time
    • Sometimes…the truth is the worst option to select
  • Is the President’s lying, bad for the country?
    • Aren’t results the determining factor?
  • You are NOT…your good thoughts
    • What you DO, is who you are
  • Beto is being seriously considered as the Dem 2020 candidate
  • Joel Pollack article about President and Congress finding middle ground
    • Both sides agree on need, only the descriptor is an issue
    • Call it a “Wence”, a combination of Wall and Fence
  • Idea: Job finding app for people from other countries to come here
    • Jobs aren’t listed or available till Americans have had 1st shot
    • Sponsorship of the potential immigrant that assumes responsibility

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Episode 338 Scott Adams: Imaginary Presidential Risk, LBGTQ Under Trump, Inauguration Expenses

Topics: 

  • CNN says Trump Hotel in Washington overcharged campaign
    • Every hotel charges as much as they can get…so what?
    • No better place to hold the event, negotiation advantage
  • Reading CNN for the jokes…
    • Trumps worst nightmare!
    • Devastating revelations!
  • Highly qualified lawyers are debating IF actions were illegal
    • NOT debating guilt, they’re debating if a crime exists
  • LGBTQ pushback on my opinion yesterday
    • Trump’s live and let live attitude has fostered acceptance
    • No more anti-gay talk from the GOP
    • Pence has been silenced in support of President Trump
  • Transgender in the military
    • Discrimination in the military is by design and universal preference
    • Is it just a cost consideration?
  • Twitter photoshopped Nazi images gone in one day…thank you!
    • Google still shows the images in top 10 results
    • Are there other racist images allowed on Google?
  • The “network effect” of social media platforms
    • If all your friends are on a platform…so are you
    • New platforms have difficulty replacing existing ones
  • An app to auto-post tweets to multiple social media platforms
    • No comments, just the original tweets

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Deck Praise

I was working in the sun all day, putting finishing touches on the new deck outside my house. My sister pulled into the driveway, greeted me, and
looked over my work.

“Wow,” she gushed, “you’re an expert.”

Feeling complimented and satisfied, but…trying not to seem egotistical, I responded… “Once you get going, it’s pretty easy!”

She looked puzzled and wondering if I’d misunderstood her I asked, “What did you just say?”

She replied, “I said, wow, your neck’s burnt!”

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Episode 337 Scott Adams: Mika’s Apology, China, Google, and my Plan for Border Funding

Topics: 

  • Mika apologizes to the gay community, but not Mike Pompeo
    • I accept apologies, even if they might not be sincere
  • President Trump’s China policies are brilliant so far
    • What world leader is doing better than President Trump?
  • Nancy Pelosi says building a wall is immoral
    • Weak negotiation strategy
  • Google fixed their search results, bogus photos gone
    • Google image search still shows the photos
  • President Trump’s support for LGBTQ
    • 1st President to come into office supporting them
  • Wall funding solution…a panel of engineers (Whiteboard)
    • Engineers don’t lie for a living like politicians
    • Engineers won’t build a wall where it doesn’t make sense

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Speeding Ticket

A lady who was speeding had an officer pull her to the side of the road. She didn’t have her seat belt on so as soon as she stopped, she quickly
slipped it on before the officer got to her window.

After talking to her about speeding, the officer said, “I see you are wearing your seat belt. Do you believe in wearing it at all times?”

“Yes, I do, officer,” she replied.

“Well,” asked the officer, “do you always do it up with it looped through your steering wheel?”

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Episode 336 Scott Adams: How Google is Ruining my Life for Political Reason. Are You Next?

Topics: 

  • Google Scott Adams…
  • Google search results 4 and 5 are phony pix of me in Nazi uniform
  • Click the 4th link, goes to a phony Twitter account, 15 followers
  • Is Google intentionally trying to screw me over?
  • If the photos remains up, is Google trying to destroy me?

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Flat Tire

A software manager, a hardware manager, and a marketing manager are driving to a meeting when a tire blows. They get out of the car and look at the
problem.

The software manager says, “I can’t do anything about this – it’s a hardware problem.”

The hardware manager says, “Maybe if we turned the car off and on again, it would fix itself.”

The marketing manager says, “Hey, 75% of it is working – let’s ship it!”

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Episode 334 Scott Adams: Wondering if we got Everything Wrong About Russia

Topics: 

  • Is the Russian government unorganized and incompetent?
  • Putin personally checked…says Maria Butina isn’t a spy
    • Does Putin know everything going on in Russia?
    • Did he know somebody spent $ 4,700 on election influence?
  • Prince Salman, was he in on the detailed planning?
    • Or did he just give a generic “silence him” order? 
  • Mika Brzezinski calls Mike Pompeo a “Butt Boy”
    • Homophobic insensitivity?
  • Democrats: Women and men who believe in the superiority of women
  • Millennials influenced by social media entering the job market
  • Pro Tip: You deserve NO credit for accomplishments of others…
    • …who happen to have the same skin pigmentation as you
    • …who happen to have the same genitalia as you 
  • Judging people by their mistakes is “loser think”
    • How they handle their mistakes is what matters
  • 20 Year Rule of Forgiveness:
    • Don’t judge people by anything they did or said 20 years ago
    • Let people grow, evolve, improve

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Fifty Gallons of Milk

A lady went into the grocery and asked for fifty gallons of milk. The clerk, amazed, asked her what she was going to do with that much milk.

“I have a skin problem and the doctor prescribed a milk bath.”

The clerk asked, “Pasteurized?”

She replied, . . . “No just up to my chin.”

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Episode 332 Scott Adams: Wondering Why Wall Funding Can’t be Negotiated in Public

Topics: 

  • President Trump has a strong motivation to call it a wall.
  • Dems have a strong motivation to prevent Trump accomplishments
  • Both sides are in complete agreement, only what to call it is disputed

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5 ‘Smart’ Documentaries (That Are Actually Insanely Dumb)

By Pauli Poisuo,Dyl Moore,E.M. Caris,Eamon Lahiri  Published: December 10th, 2018 


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Getting a Job;

A young man entered the company’s Human Resources Department and handed the executive his application. After reviewing the papers the executive
noticed that the applicant had been fired from every job he had ever had.

“Young man,” the executive said, “I’ve looked over your work history and it is terrible. You have been fired from every job!”

“Yes,” replied the applicant.

“There really isn’t anything very positive in that,” said the executive.

“Well, at least I’m not a quitter!” the young man replied.

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Episode 322 Scott Adams: Huge News on #FentanylChina, Trade, Neil DeGrasse Tyson

Topics: 

  • Has CNN decided to just stop covering news?
  • President Xi agrees to close their Fentanyl legal loophole
    • President Trump negotiated Fentanyl masterfully
    • Negotiating strategy: “set the table”
  • The importance of President Trump’s gracious comments about Xi
    • This Presidency is “audience participation” more than any other
    • They expertly watch feedback and options
  • Neil DeGrasse Tyson accused of sexual harassment
    • His defense, is objectively pretty solid, detailed, persuasive
  • Mexico’s new President and U.S. are becoming closer
  • There’s going to be some kind of wall, eventually
    • Observed results will determine what it becomes

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Episode 330 Scott Adams: The Two Mueller Movies, With Delicious Coffee

Topics: 

  • CNN legal experts continue finding things that aren’t a crime…
    • …but they’re almost a crime, if things were different
  • John Dean says congress has to impeach President Trump now
  • Hypnosis to cure addiction, about a third succeed
    • Hypnosis only works when the patient wants the outcome
    • The variable that predicts success is desire to kick
    • You have to HATE your addiction in order for hypnosis to help
  • Would the founders have written the constitution differently…
    • …if they were aware of the internet and current technology?
  • Thought experiment: 2 sets of healthcare laws or gun ownership
    • Opt in for one set of laws, or be subject to the other set
    • Establish method for transition from one set to another
  • Will Trump legalize weed federally before the election?
  • Why I don’t drink alcohol or think it’s good, even in moderation
  • Pleasure Unit Theory: Humans need a certain amount of pleasure…
    • …in order to not kill themselves
    • Lack of pleasure causes people to seek it where they can
  • Will the countries who restrict/control immigration best…
    • …be the ones who thrive in the future?
    • Limited unskilled jobs VS. unlimited incoming people
  • President Trump’s Paris Accord tweet
  • President Trump’s “The Dick” tweet

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Episode 329 Scott Adams: Modern Presidential Tweets, Mueller Porn Updates

Topics: 

  • Don Jr. shared a meme mocking AOC
    • Visual, slightly inappropriate, emotional impact
    • AOC sarcastic reply was so provocative it can’t be ignored
  • Rex Tillerson recently dumped on President Trump
    • President Trump counter-punched Tillerson with a Tweet
  • Nobody does persuasion-contrast as good as President Trump
  • Only losers judge people by whether they’ve made a mistake
    • How a person deals with the mistake is the key
  • Kevin Hart’s ancient humor Tweets about LGBTQ community
  • Are the Democrats pushing the black community from the party?
    • Party support: women, immigration and LGBTQ
  • Mueller’s release of new info…something for everyone
    • Wouldn’t we know if Mueller has found anything juicy?
  • Russian troll farm created anti-Hillary election ads
    • Russian troll farm ALSO created anti-Trump ads
    • If intent was ONLY to sabotage Hillary…
    • …why did they also create anti-Trump ads?

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Swanky Dining

The couple entered the resort’s swanky dining room. “I’m sorry,” apologized the Maitre D, “but there are no tables available.”

“One moment, my friend,” said the man, drawing himself up. “I happen to be Gregory R. Caruthers, the sportsman.”

“I’d like to accommodate you, Mr. Caruthers, but there just isn’t a table available this evening.”

“I bet if the President came in and asked for a table, there’d be one available.”

“Yes-s-s,” the other admitted, “I suppose there would be a table available for the President.”

“Good! I’ll take it. He isn’t coming!”

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Episode 328 Scott Adams: The End of War, Kevin Hart, Mueller Porn Update and Facebook

Topics: 

  • Social media has already replaced democracy
    • Top former spy agency guy says Facebook is dangerous
    • Says they should be regulated by the government
    • Odds that will happen are very high
  • Charisma = Power + Empathy
    • The “face” of power needs to appear empathetic
  • China can’t tolerate attention on Huawei spy-embedded products
    • A deal with China HAS to happen, that’s a given
  • War is obsolete
    • The economic incentives of war are gone now
    • War between nuclear countries has always been obsolete
    • No longer economically feasible to conquer another country
  • Altitude sickness above 8,000 feet is a real thing?

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Episode 327 Scott Adams: The Arrest of Huawei CFO, My Mueller Prediction

Topics: 

  • Arrest of Huawei CFO is just “shaking the box” for a better outcome
  • Prediction: Mueller investigation will turn out the same as everything else
    • Both sides will see what they want to see
  • Russia tried to influence the 2016 election, or just sow chaos?
    • They ran ads favoring Trump
    • They ALSO ran ads favoring Hillary
    • Russia hacked one side (the DNC)…and not the other?
    • Russia wouldn’t TRY to hack both sides?

 

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Episode 326 Scott Adams: China, Mass Migration, Peak Climate Change, Fusion Power, Misandry

Topics: 

  • President Trump’s tweet on Fentanyl death penalty
  • Unlimited power from fusion reactors is getting closer to reality
  • Yellow vested French workers will be out of work in 10 years
  • Countries who do and don’t control immigration in 10 years
  • Other countries are beginning to want their own President Trump
  • Populations are reaching peak tolerance for taxes
  • Climate change feels closer to resolved, rather than dire
  • Kirsten Gillibrand tweets “our future is female”
    • A Senator is allowed to say that?
    • The future is NOT equality, that ISN’T what we seek?
    • The future is men against women?
    • 48 hour rule is in effect for clarification

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Talking Horse

A jogger, running down a country road, is startled as a horse yells at him,

“Hey! Come over here, buddy!” The jogger is stunned, but runs over to the fence where the horse is standing and asks, “Are you talking to me???”

The horse replies, “Sure am! Listen, I’ve got a problem. I won the Kentucky Derby a few years ago, but then this farmer bought me, and now all I do is
pull a plow. I’m sick of it. Why don’t you run up to the house and offer him $ 5,000 to buy me? I’ll make you some real money, ’cause I can still
run.”

Dollar signs go off in the jogger’s head. So he runs up to the farmhouse, where he finds the old farmer sitting on the porch.

The jogger says, “Say, old man, I’ll give you $ 5,000 for that old, broken-down nag you’ve got out in the field.”

Says the farmer, “Son, I know what you are thinking, but you can’t believe everything you hear. He’s never even been to Kentucky.”

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Episode 325 Scott Adams: Dale Reads “MuellerPorn” on CNN.com, Healthcare, France, Wall Funding, #MeToo

Topics: 

  • Dale reads and enjoys “Mueller Porn” from CNN
  • Government status report on low cost healthcare
  • Canada’s Fentanyl problem and China
  • French riot against their climate change gas tax
    • Apparently, at a 16% increase in gas cost…
    • …people stop caring about climate change
  • Climate change math (the economics) indicate climate change is an illusion
    • GDP will increase and compound many times over in 80 years
    • Climate change will cause a 10% GDP pullback in 80 years
    • Nobody is pushing back on that interpretation
  • Cohen emailed the Kremlin at their GENERIC email address
    • I thought he had Russian contacts?
  • Dems decide negotiating is a loser proposition

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Episode 324 Scott Adams: Trade Deals with China, and Nothing Else Interesting

Topics: 

  • US reports that China will close Fentanyl legal loophole!
    • China reports that they will look into it
    • Prediction: China will drag their feet and dangle Fentanyl
  • Trade agreement arc is following the expected psychology
  • We send soy to China…they send us Fentanyl
  • Would you be satisfied if POTUS gets 5B to start the wall?
  • Jerome Corsi suing Mueller for attempting to force him to lie?
  • Laura Loomer, what happened?
  • Shouldn’t the big military powers, form an alliance?
    • US, China, Russia will never attack each other
    • The danger is from the small countries and groups

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Mom Again?

The mother of three notoriously unruly youngsters was asked whether or not she’d have children if she had it to do over again.

“Sure,” she replied, “but not the same ones.”

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Episode 323 Scott Adams: Colorizing a Dilbert Comic on a Wacom Cintiq

Topics: 

  • Cartooning tips
  • Artistic tips
  • Persuasion tips

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5 Unexpected Ways Tourists Ruin Absolutely Everything

By E. Reid Ross,E.M. Caris,Jordan Breeding,Casper Orens  Published: December 01st, 2018 


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Episode 321 Scott Adams: Migration, China, Dogs That Don’t Bark, Soros

Topics: 

  • Hawk Newsome’s recent tweet
  • Why aren’t there Fentanyl deaths and addiction issues in China?
  • Bjorn Lomborg and climate change report misinterpretation
  • Scott Adams Prediction about 10 years ago…
    • “Evolution will be debunked by science in my lifetime”
    • The simulation is straight-up physics and math
  • Economist argues for open borders to allow worker access
    • At what point does that concept hurt rather than help?
  • George Soros conclusion: 
    • He donates a great deal of money to political activists
    • His intentions and their impact on our politics are opaque
    • Without transparency, his actions warrant concern
  • Europe might make it illegal to criticize mass migration
    • If you can’t discuss it…what’s the impact on immigration?
    • China’s “re-education centers” treat Islam as a medical issue
  • In-Country immigration: Why don’t we develop and improve it?
    • Employment mobility within our own country
  • Politics use to be dry and boring
    • Now, entertainment and politics have merged
    • Anti-Trump “Gotcha porn” from CNN excites their faithful
    • The news now seeks to excite rather than accurately inform

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Episode 314 Scott Adams: The New and Hilarious Climate Change Report, Schumer’s SCOTUS tweet

Topics: 

  • Dire report from Government on climate change…isn’t
    • Financially and science challenged CNN
  • “80 years from now” projections for economy and climate change
  • Remediating hurricanes by reforesting the Sahara
  • President Trump vs. Chief Justice Roberts
    • President says judges are politically influenced left or right
    • Justice Roberts says judges are neutral
    • Schumer tweets about partisan decisions by Justice Roberts
    • Schumer’s “cognitive blindness”, as he agrees with Trump
  • 3 components of government?
    • Reality: Supreme Court is now a component of Presidency
    • Left/Right tally pre-determines outcomes
  • Rate of 9th circuit court decisions overturned by Supreme Court 
    • Is that misleading because of “selection bias”?
    • What’s the influence of “court shopping”?
  • Hillary’s take on European immigration handling
    • Did she agree with Trump on European immigration…
    • …so she doesn’t have to agree with him on US immigration?
    • What RATE of immigration causes social unrest?
  • Chinese Muslim population (the Uyghur) internment camps
    • They’re treating Islam like a virus needing isolation
    • Are thoughts and ideas dangerous, like a virus?
  • Assimilating immigrants into your society without social unrest

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Conductor Neville Marriner

Neville Marriner was leading the Boston Symphony at Tanglewood, in Massachusetts. During the final chords of the program many concert-goers would
leave their seats so they could beat the traffic. When asked if he was irritated, Marriner reacted with English aplomb. No, he said, he preferred to
think that he was being rewarded with “a standing evacuation.”

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Episode 320 Scott Adams: In the Wrong Time Zone Talking About Trump’s Pardon Talk, His Jail Tweet

Topics: 

  • President Trump mentions possible pardon for Manafort
    • Concept: Never willingly give up your options
  • Meme depicting President Trump’s enemies behind bars
    • That’s a “brushback pitch” to clarify M.A.D. exists
  • Anti-Trump media says…
    • Inappropriate for POTUS to discuss enemies possible crimes
    • Media doesn’t want focus to be on the possible crimes
    • Media focuses on appropriateness of POTUS behavior
  • Saudi Arabia’s perspective on Yemen
    • U.S. might pull out of support for the Saudis
  • Roger Stone’s rep is that he’s full of crap and unreliable
    • The perfect defense for accusations he said an untruth
  • Gene editing in FentanylChina
  • Fake memory creation by anti-Trump prosecutors

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Only Two Parachutes

A lawyer, a priest, and a young boy were in a plane that was going to crash, yet they only had 2 parachutes. The lawyer proclaimed that since he was
the smartest man on the plane, that he deserved to survive. He took a chute and jumped.

The priest looked and the young boy, and reflecting back on his life, told the young boy to take the last parachute since he had already lived a
wonderful and full life.

The boy replied, “You can have the other chute because the smartest man on this plane just jumped out with my book bag!”

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Episode 319 Scott Adams: False Memories, Chinese Re-Education Camps, Facebook Racists

Topics: 

  • Jerome Corsi being interviewed by Mueller team
    • Were they attempting to plant false memories?
    • Implanting false memories study: 70% successful
  • Trade war pain hits both sides
    • The concept is that it hits your opponent worse than you
    • Of course you suffer also
  • Re-Education camps in China for the Uyghur…till they’re “normal”
    • Muslim beliefs treated as a dangerous medical problem
  • DHS reports 600 known criminals are in the caravan
    • How do they know that?

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Reworded Old Sayings

See if you can translate the following into the familiar sayings we’ve all heard. See answers below.

1. Scintillate, scintillate, exiguous luminous celestial object.

2. Members of an avian species of identical plumage congregate.

3. Cogitation should precede salutations.

4. Pulchritude possesses solely cutaneous profundity.

5. It is fruitless to become lachrymose over precipitately departed lacteal fluid.

6. Freedom from incrustations of grime is contiguous to rectitude.

7. The stylus is more potent than the claymore.

8. It is fruitless to attempt to indoctrinate a superannuated canine with innovative maneuvers.

9. Eschew the implement of correction and vitiate the scion.

10. The temperature of the aqueous content of an unremittingly ogled saucepan does not does reach 212 degrees Fahrenheit.

11. All articles that coruscate with resplendence are not truly auriferous.

12. Where there are visible vapors in ignited carbonaceous material, there is conflagration.

Answers:

1. Twinkle, twinkle, little star.

2. Birds of a feather, flock together.

3. Think before you speak.

4. Beauty is skin deep.

5. Don’t cry over spilled milk.

6. Cleanliness is next to godliness.

7. The pen is mightier than the sword.

8. You can’t teach an old dog new tricks.

9. Spare the rod and spoil the child.

10. A watched pot doesn’t boil.

11. All that glitters is not gold.

12. Where there’s smoke, there’s fire.

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Episode 318 Scott Adams: The Steep Drop in Racism, Climate Change Reporting and Human Shields

Topics: 

  • CNN top headlines today, racism, racism, racism
  • SPLC tracks racism organizations and events…
    • …but NOT the number of racists?
    • SPLC business model incentives
  • If it wasn’t for the news…would you think racism is rising?
    • MSM is profiting from promoting racism
  • CNN using children as “human shields” for their reporting
    • Kids in cages
    • Now it’s the lady with kids and tear gas in background
  • The good news about climate report…
    • The GDP will increase 700% in 80 years, with a 10% pullback
    • Why isn’t any major news organization picking up on that?
  • Fentanyl/China leader, Xi Jinping, unable to stop Fentanyl problem?
    • China and Xi Jinping, no longer deserve respect
  • Why can’t we duplicate human intelligence in a computer?

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Please Log On

I do system support in a law firm. The other day I had to log a user off and then back on. I entered her initials and then she just gave me her
password (Rule No. 1 broken). Her password is “genius”.

After three tries and the system telling me “access denied,” I asked her how to spell it.

She said, “G – E – N – I – O – U – S.”

There’s one in every crowd.

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Episode 317 Scott Adams: Lying Pictures, Chinese Super-Babies, Senator Hyde-Smith

Topics: 

  • CNN cropped and created a misleading tear gas photo
  • Alan Dershowitz says Mueller report will be “politically devastating”
  • AOC makes a provocative statement
  • White supremacist article on CNN…now taken down
  • Chinese gene-edited baby has been born that’s HIV resistant
    • Our gene-edited future…is guaranteed
  • Senator Cindy Hyde-Smith said some racially insensitive things
  • Climate change report continues to amaze
    • An example of Cognitive blindness?
    • Report said GDP impact in 80 years will be 10%
    • GDP will increase 700% in the next 80 years
    • Is a 10% pullback from a 700% increase “dire”?
  • Why would anyone want to be 140 years old?
    • Someday, 140 will be the new 60

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A Poor Farmer

The priest said to the poor farmer, “If you had a horse, would you give it to the Lord?”

“Yes.”

“And if you had a cow?”

“Absolutely.”

“And a goat?”

“Sure.”

“A pig?”

“Now, that’s not fair!” protested the farmer. “You know I have a pig!”

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Episode 316 Scott Adams: Teaches the First Class of Troll College

Topics: 

  • Improve your trolling with these tips and techniques
  • Classic and effective troll responses 
  • Rules for custom created responses that own your target

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5 Laws From Other Countries (The USA Should Totally Steal)

By E. Reid Ross,Jordan Breeding,James Freeth,S.S.A,Vrcraftauthor  Published: November 24th, 2018 


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Episode 315 Scott Adams: Why Healthcare Costs Could Fall by 75%. With Whiteboard

Topic: 

  • Whiteboard discussion
  • Categories of healthcare costs and how each could cost less

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Episode 313 Scott Adams: Saudi Arabia, North Korea, Clinton, China

Topics: 

  • Two views of the world…
    • Crown Prince said kill him in the embassy
    • Corporate version: A non-specific order to silence him
  • Yemen warring parties are planning to have talks
    • Saudi Arabia and Iran are at each others throats
  • Glenn Greenwald says Trump is first President to be honest
  • Hillary says “Europe needs to get a handle on migration”
    • Public enforcement of need to tighten immigration
    • CNN for last week no longer pushing “Trump is a racist”
  • Why have they stopped pushing the Trump racist attack line?
  • The direction of things is more important than where you are
    • We’re maintaining good relations with key allies
    • The economy is doing great
  • Stock market: One thing is more predictive than others
    • The unemployment rate predicts the economies strength
    • Stock market 5-10% pullback is completely normal
    • End of year profit taking is completely normal
  • Facebook announced…just before Thanksgiving,
    • Facebook hired people to “out” Soros connected groups
    • Soros backs groups that promote identity politics
    • The groups were pushing people to abandon Facebook
  • George Soros versus Tom Steyer
  • Twitter suggestion: Ability to block anyone with an anonymous profile

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Episode 312 Scott Adams: Enjoying Thanksgiving Coffee With You

Topic: 

  • Happy Thanksgiving to everyone!

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Fun Facts about Turkeys

You may think you know all of the important Thanksgiving facts, but what do you know about turkeys? Read our collection of fun facts about
turkeys!

Turkeys are able to adapt to a wide variety of habitats. However, most turkeys are found in hardwood forests with grassy areas. The best time to see a
turkey is on a warm clear day or in a light rain.

Turkeys have heart attacks. When the Air Force was conducting test runs and breaking the sound barrier, fields of turkeys would drop dead.

Turkeys spend the night in trees. They fly to their roosts around sunset. Turkeys fly to the ground at first light and feed until mid-morning. Feeding
resumes in mid-afternoon. Gobbling starts before sunrise and can continue through most of the morning.

A wild turkey has excellent vision and hearing. Their field of vision is about 270 degrees. This is the main reason they continue to elude some
hunters.

A spooked turkey can run at speeds up to 20 miles per hour. They can also burst into flight approaching speeds between 50-55 mph in a matter of
seconds.

Benjamin Franklin wanted the national bird to be a turkey.

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Episode 311 Scott Adams: Morality Halfpinions, CNN Mind-Reading, Fiction, and Fires

Topics: 

  • President Trump is willing to take the heat for our greater good
  • Fiction readers calling me dumb
  • The news “temperature” doesn’t change, regardless of the news
    • Big news slows or stops during the holidays
    • The news will seek to make little stories into big stories
    • Watch for mind reading and weird speculation

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Little Samuel at Thanksgiving

During the Thanksgiving holiday the men in our family were sitting in the living room watching football while all of the women were gathered around
the dining table looking through sale papers and mapping out their route for the next day.

Little Samuel was bored, so asked him to come and help Nanna with some of the Christmas decorations. I got out the nativity set and started telling
him about each piece.

After a little while he got bored with me and went back to watch the football game. A little while later I asked Samuel to tell his father about the
pieces in the nativity scene.

He said, “This is Baby Jesus, the mother, the father…” (he was having trouble remembering their names) and then he pointed to the wise men and said,
“and these are the three budweiser guys.”

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Episode 310 Scott Adams: The Difference Between the Child Frame and Leadership Using Saudi Incident

Topics: 

  • President Trump’s statement on Saudi Arabia
  • “America First”

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Episode 308 Scott Adams: Little Adam Schmitt, Decorum, Iran, AOC

Topics: 

  • Little Adam Schitt
  • President Trump’s tone this week vs. last week

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Episode 307 Scott Adams: Facebook Election Influence, AOC, Swalwell, Creepy Joe, Kirsten Powers

Topics: 

  • Your political opinions are assigned to you by your media sources
  • Facebook influenced the elections by including a “vote” button
    • Not all users were shown the “vote” button
    • Targeted users were more likely to vote
  • Kirsten Powers (CNN) said…
    • Anybody who voted for Trump is a racist
  • Any and all immigration policies are racist, that can’t be avoided
  • Deciding someone is racist by assumed intent is mind reading
  • Swalwell and AOC are using President Trumps persuasion techniques
    • 14 million illegals were never going to be deported
    • Swalwell aggressive ask on firearms never going to happen
    • AOC provocative statements about impossible to fund policies
    • Don’t confuse technique with actually being crazy
  • Kamala Harris hearing question about racial targeting
    • Kamala doesn’t have a nickname…what’s that mean?
  • Joe Biden is a boring, weak, gaff prone version of President Trump

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