Cold Coffee

Before the cup of coffee even touched the table, my brother told the waitress, “Take it back. It’s cold.”

The waitress poured him another cup and returned a minute later, only to be told once again, “Take it back. It’s cold.”

The third cup, however, he accepted, which prompted the waitress to ask, “How did you know the first two cups were cold without sipping them?”

My brother said, “Because with the first two, your thumb was in the coffee.”

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English Class

TEACHER: Jean, what does trickle mean?

JEAN: To run slowly.

TEACHER: good. Annie, what does anecdote mean?

ANNIE: It’s a short, funny tale.

TEACHER: Well done. Now, Rita, give me a sentence with both of these words in it.

RITA: Our dog trickled down the street wagging her anecdote.

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5 Completely Unreasonable Ways Movie Characters Spend Money

By Mark Hofmeyer  Published: September 14th, 2019 


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Pushing a Car

As I pulled into the gas station, I noticed a woman trying to push her car toward the pump. Having always considered myself a Good Samaritan, I parked
and joined her in pushing her car.

“What are you doing?” she asked.

“I’m giving you a hand,” I said. “What are you doing?”

“I’m stretching before my run.”

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Flying Is Like Driving

On a recent flight, an elderly passenger kept peering out the window. Since it was totally dark, all she could see was the blinking wing-tip light.
Finally, she rang for the flight attendant.

“I’m sorry to bother you,” she said, “but I think you should inform the pilot that his left-turn indicator is on and has been for some time.”

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Episode 658 Scott Adams: Oops, I’m Late. Coffee Time!

Content: 

  • Science believers” believe in BOTH…
    • …nuclear energy SCIENCE and climate SCIENCE
  • SAFE Gen 3 & Gen 4 nuclear energy systems
    • China and Russia developing SAFE nuclear systems
    • If America does NOT pursue SAFE nuclear energy… …not good
  • Cory Booker and Andrew Yang are both pro-nuclear energy…
    • What they understand that other Dems do not
    • Coincidence that the two highest IQ Dems support it?

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Science and Logic

An American scientist once visited the offices of the great Nobel Prize-winning physicist, Neils Bohr, in Copenhagen, and was amazed to find a
horseshoe was nailed to the wall over his desk.

The American said with a nervous laugh, “Surely you don’t believe that horseshoe will bring you good luck, do you, Professor Bohr?”

Bohr chuckled. “I believe no such thing, my good friend. Not at all. I am scarcely likely to believe in such foolish nonsense. However, I am told that
a horseshoe will bring you good luck whether you believe in it or not! How can one argue with such logic?”

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Episode 657 Scott Adams: Hey, I’m Late, Grab Coffee

Content: 

  • Trump Admins relaxation of environmental laws…
    • …if that’s bad, why aren’t we seeing any problems?
  • Pro negotiator insights and dealing with Taliban leaders
    • Afghanistan pullout is dangerous, why do it?
    • Human pullout…will DRONE WARFARE replace them?
  • An AI health system that will provide better care than live doctors
  • CNN’s McCabe did a good gun control article
    • His points are well informed, practical, solutions
  • Mark Sanford has nothing…just shut up

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Pastor Reads Note

Before beginning the service, our pastor read aloud a note he’d been handed moments earlier. “It says here that I should announce that there will be
no BS tomorrow morning,” he said.

He tucked the piece of paper into a pocket and added, “I’m hoping they mean ‘Bible Study’.”

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Episode 656 Scott Adams: All the Crazy People on Twitter Today, Hong Kong, Science

Content: 

  • Twitter says I’m a “Soros puppet” working with Bill Pulte…
    • …as Bill gives away his money to various people in need
    • Q crowd is outraged and full of suspicion
  • Kamala’s: “well said, well said” in response to cruel statement
  • HK protesters attempting to pull the US into their fight, should we?
  • Accidental discovery, epigenetic clock…it made people YOUNGER
    • IMMORTALITY…here we come!!!
  • “Quantum radar” has potential to render stealth aircraft detectable
  • Bill Gates concept of seeding the atmosphere to combat climate change
    • Hurricane prevention is another potential benefit
  • My weird medical symptoms and their surprising common source
    • Loss of hearing, loss of smell, allergy issues…but only 1 nostril
  • Andrew Yang: Victim of media conspiracy to delete him?
  • CNN’s love letter to Kamala Harris
  • #ChinaDecoupling as a national security interest
    • Lack of honor makes China an unreliable trade partner

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Wi-Fi Password

While he was visiting, my father asked for the password to our Wi-Fi. “It’s taped under the modem,” I told him.

After three failed attempts to log on, he asked, “Am I spelling this right? T-A-P-E-D-U-N-D-E-R-T-H-E-M-O-D-E-M?”

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Episode 655 Scott Adams: #Decoupling, Rehab, Food and Healthcare, More Fun Than it Sounds

Content: 

  • China COULD stop sending Fentanyl to America…
    • …but they choose to continue
  • A “credit score” for China and other trading partner countries?
  • Bill Maher’s comments on people eating themselves to death
  • Successful rehab numbers are pretty low
  • Can DNA predict who has drug addict potential?
  • Bill Pulte’s internet philanthropy
  • Q followers suspicious, researching Bill’s motivations
  • Anybody have suggestions for a different, better method?

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Parent Tweets

Are you a parent? Then you’ll understand these tweets:

– My 14-year-old made fun of me this morning because I had to go to work while he had a snow day. So I changed the Wi-Fi password.

– My kids wanted to know what it’s like to be a mom, so I woke them up at 2 a.m. to let them know my sock came off.

– Daughter: You’re invading my personal space. Mother: You came out of my personal space

– Not sure if I should be more concerned about the son who locked me out of my bedroom today or the one who showed me how to pick the lock.

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Episode 653 Scott Adams: Climate Change Debate Winners and Losers, Hong Kong

Content: 

  • One-half of a percent of military budget diverted to build the wall
  • Thoughts on each candidate’s performance and policies
    • Projecting a leadership image, policies and appearance
    • Only what the media decides to promote, matters
  • Science believers…believe scientist climate change reports
  • Science believers…do NOT believe scientists on SAFE nuclear power?
  • Our Space Force will require nuclear power development
    • Do anti-nuclear Presidential candidates know that?

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Severe Thunderstorm

A passenger jet was suffering through a severe thunderstorm. As the passengers were being bounced around by the turbulence, a young woman turned to a
minister sitting next to her and with a nervous laugh asked, “Reverend, you’re a man of God. Can’t you do something about this storm?”

To which he replied, “Lady, I’m in sales, not management.”

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Episode 652 Scott Adams: Bad Gun Control Arguments and Hollywood Blacklisting

Content: 

  • Hollywood rejects “blacklisting” people…they remember the horror
    • Eric McCormick’s weasel-out tweet
    • Whoopi is opposed to blacklisting and destroying lives
  • Why are BOTH sides of the gun control issues…talking nonsense?
    • Bad arguments list and analysis
  • Will FEWER guns, or MORE guns, lower gun deaths?
    • The point is that BOTH options can be tested small

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5 Weird Movie Questions You Didn’t Know Had Answers

By E. Reid Ross,Tara Marie,Jordan Breeding,Markos Hasiotis  Published: September 03rd, 2019 


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The Dumbest Arguments about Gun Control

People routinely have different priorities and different information, so it is no surprise we also have different opinions on what to do about gun violence in this country. As a public service, I will separate out the good arguments from the dumb ones. Reasonable people who have different priorities can still debate the stronger arguments, so there’s no point in anyone wasting time on dumb arguments. I’ll show you the dumbest arguments on both sides. Maybe we can collectively stop using them.

Look how optimistic I am!

Other Countries Argument

The Other Countries argument suggests that because tight gun control works in other countries, we should expect it would work in the United States. That is an irrational argument because the United States is different from every other country in more ways than I can list. At most, the Other Countries argument suggests gun control isn’t guaranteed to be a disaster. But that is different from saying it is likely such laws would turn out well in the United States. We simply can’t know that the experience of other countries would translate to our situation.

Nor does it matter.

The Americans who want to maintain gun rights to protect against potential tyranny from our own government are specifically worried about future events. We can’t look at the history of Denmark (for example) to know anything about the future of the United States. Nor would it matter if we could somehow magically calculate the risk of tyranny springing up in Denmark versus it happening in the United States, because any risk above zero would be enough to justify gun ownership.

The more rational approach than looking at other countries would involve trying some changes in the law in a few states or cities in this country and tracking how much difference it makes compared to states or cities that are comparable.

No match for a standing army

Gun control advocates often like to point out that private gun owners in this country would never be a match for a standing army, should we ever get to the point of some sort of dictator situation in which the military is turned on the public. But that isn’t the right question. The right question is whether the guns in this country would be sufficient to handle assassinations, kidnapping of family members of both the military and the rogue government, and economic disruption in general. For those tasks, citizens are already sufficiently armed.

Slippery slope

Slippery slope arguments are magical thinking. Everything in this world changes until it has a reason to stop. There is nothing special about being “on a slippery slope.” It is an empty idea. Society regulates all manner of products and activities, but we don’t worry about those other regulations becoming a slippery slope. We observe that change stops when the majority (or vocal minority) decide enough is enough. To put it another way, mowing the lawn does not lead to shaving your dog.

It’s in the Constitution

Gun advocates like to remind us that gun ownership is a protected right that is in the Constitution, end of story. But that ignores the fact that the Constitution was written to be updated. The process for changing the Constitution is well understood, and difficult by design, so it doesn’t happen often. But we can change the Constitution, and in the past we have. “It’s a Constitutional right” is a meaningless thing to say because we voters decide what is in and out of the Constitution. On top of that, we can, and do, create laws that constrict gun ownership all the time. Apparently the Supreme Court agrees that’s allowed.

The Constitution refers to militias, not ordinary gun ownership

I’m no Constitutional scholar, but in all likelihood neither are you. But I do know it doesn’t matter how you and I interpret the Constitution, because the Supreme Court apparently thinks private gun ownership is a right, and that doesn’t look likely to change any time soon. While I understand how people can be on both sides of the militia interpretation, I reserve the right to not listen to your blabber until you are on the Supreme Court. My opinion on what is or is not Constitutional doesn’t count. Neither does yours. So let’s take this argument off the table because we are not on the Supreme Court.

People will just use other tools to kill

This argument assumes adding friction to a process had no impact. But in the real world, adding friction to just about anything changes behavior. Extra friction might not eliminate a behavior you want to curtail, but it generally has an impact. As evidence of my point, we don’t see fully automatic weapons being used in mass shootings despite the fact they would be the best weapon for the job. They don’t overheat, for example. You can buy a fully automatic weapon in the United States, but they are super expensive and raise some flags in the system if you try. That bit of friction (price and visibility) made them effectively disappear from crime scenes. Friction works.

Friction almost always changes behavior. We’d need to do some testing to see how any particular gun law changes the variables in play, but most of human experience suggests friction — of any kind — will change behavior a bit. It is rational to say we don’t know how much impact any particular law will have. It is not rational to say we shouldn’t test some changes locally and see what happens.

Criminals can always get guns

Criminals can always get guns if they try hard enough. But I’m more concerned about the 18-year old who has no criminal record but does have some mental illness. That kid is not as resourceful as career criminals. If that kid can’t get a firearm through the normal and legal process, the friction can be enough to reduce the odds of getting one illegally.

Gun deaths are not that high

About half of gun deaths are suicides. Lots of other gun deaths involve criminals shooting each other. If you subtract out those deaths, the number of gun deaths is low compared to other risks we routinely accept, such as the risk of auto accidents, overeating, sports, etc. If the current amount of gun violence seems worth the price to you, that would be a rational point of view. But it would not be rational to avoid testing some methods to reduce gun violence even further. Americans don’t stop trying to fix a problem just because only 10,000 people per year are dying from it. That’s still a lot. And if we can test new approaches in one city or state, why not?

I might update the list of bad arguments as I see new ones.

Update:

You are ignoring the lives saved by guns

No, I’m not. I’m looking at the net deaths by guns, which is what matters. If a new law improves the net death rate, that’s good enough, unless it causes some other problem.

Testing in one state won’t work because people can just drive across the border to get guns

We might also need to restrict in-person gun purchases to residents of the state. That’s a simple Federal change, for example.

But even without that limitation, we can often tell where guns came from, at least for perps who are caught. We would soon know if the state line issue made all the difference, some difference, or no difference in gun deaths. Because all friction works (to some degree), one would expect that making people drive to another state changes behavior. We would also expect to see the least reduction in gun deaths from residents who live nearest other state borders. This is all testable and measurable.

Chicago has tight gun laws and also high gun violence

The intended point is that tighter gun restrictions do not reduce gun violence, because it isn’t working in Chicago. But the point ignores the obvious, that the places with the worst gun violence are likely to pass the strictest gun laws in response. We should expect that most if not all the places with the most gun laws violence have the most restrictive gun laws, or will soon.

The Chicago example also ignores the fact we have no way of knowing how much more gun violence would have occurred without the current laws in place.

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Umpire Humor

Q: What do umpires and girls have in common?
A: They both make a lot of calls.

Q: What’s the difference between a rain barrel and a bad fielder?
A: One catches drops; the other drops catches.

Q: Why did the umpire penalize the chicken?
A: For using fowl language.

Q: What’s the difference between an umpire and a pickpocket?
A: One watches steals; the other steals watches.

Q: What do tough teachers and umpires have in common?
A: They penalize you for errors.

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Episode 649 Scott Adams: Debra Messing, Straight Pride Parade and Some Other Things

Content: 

  • Straight Pride Parade and AOC’s tweet mocking their sexual identity
  • Debra Messing’s support for blacklisting people with different opinions
  • My honest opinion on gun control is the ONLY honest opinion
    • Are mass shootings really just fancy suicides?
    • In some situations…MORE guns makes people safer? Test it
  • Storm reporters offering situation updates for Dorian
  • Disney’s Castaway Cay island employees riding out Dorian
  • Viewer questions
    • Diet, vaping, virtual reality sickness, Beto’s IQ, AOC

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The World’s First Opinion on Gun Ownership

You might find this hard to believe, but I’m about to give you the first opinion you have ever heard on the topic of gun ownership in the United States.

What? You say lots of people have opinions on that topic?

No, they don’t. Everyone in the United States except me has a half-pinion on the topic. I have the only full opinion. Here it is:

My opinion: I am willing to accept up to 20,000 gun deaths per year in the United States in order to preserve the 2nd Amendment right to own firearms.

For reference, the current rate of gun deaths is about double that number. In other words, I would be open to testing some gun ownership restrictions to see if we can get the number of gun deaths down.

A full opinion on any topic considers both the benefits and the costs. A half-pinion looks at only the costs or only the benefits in isolation. Ask yourself who else, besides me, has offered a full opinion on the topic of gun ownership. Answer: No one. You just saw the world’s first opinion on the topic.

 

So let’s stop pretending we have differences of opinion on gun ownership. What we have is exactly one citizen of the United States who has one opinion. Until someone disagrees with me with a full opinion of their own, there is no real debate, just blathering half-pinions.

 

 

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Episode 647 Scott Adams: #FentanylChina Doing too Little, Outrage Theatre, Biden’s Brain

Content: 

  • China claims they’re making progress on Fentanyl shipments
  • Biden…what will it take for his friends & family to intervene?
  • Kamala…the “least flawed” Democrat candidate
  • Eric McCormack…NOT part of the smart-crowd
  • President Trump’s personal assistant…and alcohol
  • Outrage Theatre: Outrage on behalf of other people
    • Sofia Vergara took some photos…AHHHHHHHHHH!!!
  • Dave Chappelle’s Sticks & Stones special is a MASTERPIECE
    • His comedy took a run at reality…hilariously
  • Audience Questions:
    • Memory tricks, musics influence, stage hypnosis, teeth whitening, heroin addiction, forgiveness and revenge, Overspending

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Episode 646 Scott Adams: Talking About Racists, Biden, Warren, Bernie, The Brain of America, Mattis



Content: 

  • Whiteboard1: America’s Brain
    • The internet has become the brain of humanity
  • Whiteboard2: Democrat Candidates
    • Biden, Bernie, Warren, Kamala
    • Who will emerge as Democrat candidate…and why

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Ten Things Engineering School Didn’t Teach You

1. There are at least 10 types of capacitors.

2. Theory tells you how a circuit works, not why it does not work.

3. Not everything works according to the specs in the databook.

4. Anything practical you learn will be obsolete before you use it, except the complex math, which you will never use.

5. Engineering is like having an 8 a.m. class and a late afternoon lab every day for the rest of your life.

6. Overtime pay? What overtime pay?

7. Managers, not engineers, rule the world.

8. Always try to fix the hardware with software.

9. If you like junk food, caffeine, and all-nighters, go into software.

10. Dilbert is not a comic strip; it’s a documentary.

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Episode 645 Scott Adams: Talking About Politics, AI, and Brain Hacking


Content: 

  • Mexican military clashes with illegals at Mexico’s southern border
    • Does Mexico need a…WALL on their southern border?
    • Would it cost Mexico LESS in the long-run to build…a wall?
  • Democrat candidates review…how they’re doing, what to expect
  • If Biden drops out…
    • …who will absorb his African-American supporters?
  • James Mattis new book’s criticism of  President Trump
  • Lawrence O’Donnell’s report and retraction, Maddow’s reaction
  • Elon Musk, Jack Ma debate AI potential
  • Software developer pushback against the Simulation Theory
    • Creative people vs software developer mindsets
  • Is the universe old enough to justify the theory of evolution?
  • Computers will never have “souls”…people don’t have them either
  • Whiteboard Talk: Mental Hacks
    • ReProgramming your own brain
    • EASY personal preference modification

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Non-Renewable Resource

The congregation of a small stone church decided that the stone which formed the step up to the front door had become too worn by its years of use,
and would have to be replaced. Unfortunately, there were hardly any funds available for the replacement. Then someone came up with the bright idea
that the replacement could be postponed for many years by simply turning the block of stone over.

They discovered that their great-grandparents had beaten them to it.

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Episode 644 Scott Adams: The Happiness Formula


Content: 

  • The Happiness Formula: A Scott Adams whiteboard talk

Link to Amazon: How to Fail at Almost Everything and Still Win Big


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Episode 642 Scott Adams: Nuking Hurricanes, Biden’s Brain, Yang’s Nuclear Energy Proposal, Chappelle

Content: 

  • Is ALL mental illness curable with the correct medication?
    • Boosting serotonin and dopamine via natural means
  • Dave Chappelle’s new Netflix special is REALLY funny
  • Greenland’s unpaid NATO debt to US…and Greenland
    • “Leasing” Greenland, or purchase in exchange for protection?
  • Beto challenged about pushing the “Fine People” HOAX
    • Beto’s weasel-politician response
  • Biden says he isn’t going nuts
    • Is it nuts to say that, or something else?
  • Is hurricane nuking CRAZY?  Maybe, maybe not
  • Andrew Yang embraces SAFE nuclear power as part of his solution
    • Is he the only serious climate change candidate?
  • Amazon fires HOAX
    • Rampant misinformation, misconceptions
    • Fake photos, fake degree of severity
  • Israel just thwarted a DRONE SWARM attack
    • Drone swarms may end public events if one succeeds
  • QUESTION every single claim from BOTH sides of climate change

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Night Watchman

A man got a job as a night watchman at a factory. There had been a lot of thefts by the workers on the night shift, and so every morning when the
night shift workers passed through his gate, it was his job to check their bags and pockets to make sure that nothing was being stolen.

Things were going along very well the first night on the job until a man pushing a wheelbarrow of newspaper came through his gate. Aha, he thought,
that man thinks he can cover up what he is stealing with that newspaper. So he removed the paper only to find nothing. Still he felt that the man was
acting strangely, so he questioned him about the paper.

“I get a little extra money from newspapers I recycle, so I go into the lunchroom and pick up all the ones people have thrown away.”

The guard let him pass, but he decided to keep a close eye on him. The next night it was the same, and the night after that. Week after week it went
on. The same guy would push the wheelbarrow of newspapers past the guard’s checkpoint. The guard would always check and find nothing.

Then one night, about a year later, the guard reported for work only to find a message had been left for him telling him to report to his supervisor.
He walked into the supervisor’s office and before he could say a word, the boss said, “You’re fired!”

“Fired?” he asked in total surprise. “Why? What did I do?”

“It was your job to make sure that no one stole anything from this plant, and you have failed. So you’re fired.”

“Wait a minute — what do you mean failed? Nobody ever stole anything from this place while I was on guard.”

“Oh, really,” the boss answered. “Then how do you account for the fact that there are 365 wheelbarrows missing?”

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5 Crusading Trolls Who Pranked The Rich And Powerful

By Nathan Williams,Ryan Menezes,Peter I. Santiago  Published: August 27th, 2019 


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The Town was So Small …

The City Jail is called amoeba, because it only has one cell.

Main Street – one block long – dead ends in both directions.

McDonald’s only has one Golden Arch.

The phone book has only one page.

The 7-11 is a 3&1/2 – 5&1/2.

The New Year’s baby was born in October.

The ZIP code is a fraction.

The city limit signs are both on the same post.

Second Street is in the next town over.

There’s no place to go that you shouldn’t.

A “Night on the Town” takes only 11 minutes.

The mayor had to annex property to eat a foot-long hot dog.

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6 Real Horror Movie Scenes That Are Accidental Comedy

By James Kinneen,Tiago Svn,Quinton Darby,Peter I. Santiago  Published: August 26th, 2019 


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Episode 641 Scott Adams: How to Beat Warren, China Fentanyl, G7, Homes for Low Income People, #HOAX5

Content: 

  • China is NOT a country other countries can trust in business
    • 23 tons on Chinese Fentanyl busted on way to America
    • What was the intent for that much poison?
  • NYT planned to spin EVERYTHING as racist for the next year
    • #HOAX5
  • Low cost concrete homes have a MAJOR concept flaw
  • WhenHub’s exciting new features
    1. Callers can now suggest a time for expert availability
    2. “Interface Pro” allows organizations to provide experts
  • Elizabeth Warren the weak campaigner…is a learning machine
    • Dump the “Granny glasses” and she’ll jump 5% in polls
  • Do NOT vote for Elizabeth Warren if you like your current healthcare
    • Who wants LESS QUALITY care for the currently covered?
  • Healthcare for ALL means WORSE care for the currently covered
  • Almost NOBODY lives their life as if climate change fears are real
    • Yet…EVERYBODY says they have concerns or fears?
  • Kamala Harris campaign performance so far..a “C-“ or a “D”?

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Huge Sofa

Someone in our neighborhood put a huge sofa out by the curb for trash collection. Since it was in good shape, many motorists slowed down for a look.
But when they saw how enormous it was, they’d leave.

Eventually a compact car pulled up, and two men got out. “This I’ve got to see,” I thought. They removed the cushions, turned the sofa upside down,
and shook it hard. Then they picked up all the coins that tumbled out and drove off.

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Episode 640 Scott Adams: The Hockey Stick Graph, RBG, Biden Gaffes, The End of Reality

Content: 

  • Brain scanning will SOON be able to pre-determine your decisions
    • At 100% accuracy…what will happen to belief in “free will”?
  • Steve Cortes, CNN contributor…seen him on CNN lately?
    • He dismantled their “Fine People” HOAX, a little TOO good
  • SCOTUS RBG statement about her diagnosis and current condition
    • Interesting choice of words, did the treatment work or not?
  • Joe Biden continues adding gaffe to gaffe
  • Michael Mann’s climate change “Hockey Stick Graph” LOSES in court
    • Tim Ball wins the case because…
    •      …Mann REFUSED to release his data for court confirmation
  • Bill Maher says strong focus on environment and he’ll vote for Trump
    • Bill IS a rare individual, capable of changing his opinion
    • Gen 3 and Gen 4 nuclear power plants can accomplish that
  • Fentanyl MAJOR BUST at Mexico port, it was headed for America
  • CAN we just abandon the China market?
  • Prediction: There will NOT be a China trade deal during Trump Admin
  • Mocking the Outrage Theatre actors
    • People pretending to be outraged on behalf of other people
  • PragerU court case discovery would make Google algorithm’s public 
    • Will Google release the algorithm or settle the case?
  • Sending a child to public school is close to CHILD ABUSE
    • Influence from other kids of really bad stuff in public schools
    • In 30 years…public schools will no longer be a thing

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Episode 639 Scott Adams: China, Kanye, Outrage Theatre, Zombies, Goofy Warren, Google vs PragerU

Content: 

  • ALL Americans have a COMMON ENEMY…Fentanyl China
  • Is our Commander in Chief…able to “order” US out of China?
    • Economically, China IS a “villain”…AND pushing Fentanyl on us
  • PragerU goes to Ninth Circuit Court fighting YouTube’s suppression
    • Will the discovery process make their algorithm available?
  • Elizabeth Warren’s dancing and fitness levels are age-impressive
    • Do WOMEN think she dances “goofy” like men do?
  • Kamala Harris game hasn’t improved over time
    • Elizabeth Warren in contrast…has learned and improved
  • Drug problem + Mental Health Problem = Homeless Zombies
    • The “zombie class” is growing fast
  • Kanye’s TEST dome-shelters, California says tear them down
  • Kanye TRIED, he’s working a good systems approach
    • Build some TEST domes…see how they work out
    • If they work, build more…if not, modify and try again
  • RBG successfully treated for cancer
    • Should lifetime appointments have an upper limit for age?
  • Dilbert Future’s evolution prediction caused years of mob attacks
    • Math genius says evolution math…does NOT work
  • Hybrid-theory challenges theory of evolution 
    • Hybrid theory says hybrids SOMETIMES CAN reproduce
    • Hybrid theory works mathematically, unlike evolution theory

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Episode 638 Scott Adams: Trump’s China Tweet on Overstock CEO

Content: 

*** WARNING *** This video is F-bomb heavy *** WARNING ***

  • Is China using 50,000 American Fentanyl deaths per year…
    • …as a bargaining chip for a trade deal?
  • China said they would take care of the Fentanyl pushers…and didn’t
    • Two problems: China Fentanyl and immigration
    • One solution: Move production to South America
  • President Trump: “Our great American companies are hereby ordered”

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Flight Delay

Taxiing down the tarmac, the jetliner abruptly stopped, turned around and returned to the gate. After an hour-long wait, it finally took off. A
concerned passenger asked the flight attendant, “What was the problem?”

“The pilot was bothered by a noise he heard in the engine,” he explained. “It took us awhile to find a new pilot.”

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Episode 636 Scott Adams: The Chosen One, The Anti-Semite Competition, Super Volcanoes

Content: 

  • Outrage Theatre Presents:
    • President Trump looked to the Heavens and said WHAT?
  • In his self-loathing heart…does David Frum understand himself?
  • Portland Police Chief, the Babylon Bee, complete satire and reality
  • Helicopter-waiting Q&A sessions and President Trump
  • President Trump’s pro-quality brushback:
    • “It’s only anti-semitic in your head”
  • “Super-Volcano” fears…10% of humanity will die WHEN one blows
    • Should we ONLY pour unlimited funds into climate change?
    • What about pandemics, planet-killing asteroids and volcanos?
  • Bill Pulte gave away a Tesla this morning
    • Giving projects are providing a needed aid direct to the person
  • 74% of NRA donations are from gun manufacturers? Is that correct?

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Falling Temperature

WCBS Newsradio880 anchor on how quickly the temperature dropped in NYC Tuesday:

“Someone said, ‘The temperature fell from 90 to 55 so quickly, it was if it saw a state trooper.'”

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Episode 635 Scott Adams: Systems versus Goals, Dual Loyalty Tropes

Content: 

  • Is Joe Biden…the human gaffe machine worsening?
  • Outrage Theatre, the daily media outrage
  • Can a person love both America and the country of their ancestors?
  • My NRA tweet was about the proper people making decisions
    • The NRA is MORE INFORMED on gun topics…than their critics
  • Finding or knowing the “root of a problem”, isn’t required
  • Carpe Donktum’s new meme website https://www.memeworld.com
    • A central location to find memes

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Wrong Bear

A guy, out hunting in Alaska, accidentally shoots a polar bear. Realizing his mistake, he reports the incident to the local ranger.

A week later, he gets a letter in the mail, telling him that he is being taken to court by the park service. Arriving at court, he explains to the
judge what happened, and the judge comes to a decision.

“As you didn’t kill this protected species intentionally, I don’t intend to send you to prison,” the judge says. “However, it is still a serious error
on your part, and I intend to deal with you by way of a fine, based upon the body weight of the animal.”

“For every one pound of body weight, you will be fined $ 10.” Consulting his records, the judge finds the weight of the bear, as recorded by the park
services, and calls for a calculator. After a minute of two, he calls the hunter to the bench, and gives his judgement; a fine of $ 9,000.

The representative of the park services jumps to his feet, and approaches the judge. “Your Honor,” he says, “With the greatest respect, I believe
you’ve made a mistake in your calculations.”

“We weighed the animal shortly after it was shot, and it weighed a total of 1000 pounds. Surely, based on that measurement, the fine should be
$ 10,000.”

The judge looks at the ranger, and says, “I made a calculation, taking into consideration, the animal’s weight, minus its two front limbs.” Looking
rather confused, the ranger asks, “but why did you not include the front limbs in your calculation?”

“Because,” the judge replies, “Every American has the right to bear arms!”

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Episode 634 Scott Adams: #AntiRa, Biden Family Gaffing, Polls, Google Manipulation, The Squad

Content: 

  • AntiRa…A group for people who are Anti-Racist
    • If you’re anti-racist, you’re a “natural member” of AntiRa
    • If you’re OPPOSED to AntiRa…you’re obviously a racist
  • CNN guest Angela Rye’s reaction to the word “hijack”
    • The growing list of common words that are now unacceptable
  • Google’s alleged vote-shifting bias
    • Isn’t unintentional political bias…still political bias?
  • Culture differences between upstate NY and California
  • Will Biden destroy Obama’s legacy if he’s the candidate?
  • ”The Squad” is really just AOC
    • Interesting CNN coverage for non-AOC squad members
  • Buttigieg has proven…America doesn’t care if our POTUS is gay
  • “Life Strategy” college degree concept
    • Things that work together for super-productivity
    • How employable would you be with a fully loaded talent stack?

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Scrimping and Saving

After years of scrimping and saving, a husband told his wife the good news: “Honey, we’ve finally saved enough money to buy what we started saving for
in 1979.”

“You mean a brand-new Cadillac?” she asked eagerly.

“No,” said the husband, “a 1979 Cadillac.”

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Episode 633 Scott Adams: The Golden Age of no Real News

Content: 

  • NYT caught plotting to MAKE UP the news and start a race war?
    • John Harwood, Maggie Haberman say…nothing happened?
  • The 4 categories of “news” in today’s world
  • President Trump TOLD us he would be “politically incorrect”
  • Hong Kong is using American imagery in their struggle
    • President Trump’s respect and compliment to President Xi
    • China culture doesn’t believe in “win-win” deals?
  • Juan Williams gets the President Trump treatment
  • The topics where I’m “left of Bernie”
  • Where is Ghislaine Maxwell, what happened at In & Out Burger?

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Very Unimportant Facts, Part 4 (last one)

Peanuts are one of the ingredients of dynamite!

Rubber bands last longer when refrigerated.

The average person’s left hand does 56% of the typing.

The microwave was invented after a researcher walked by a radar tube and a chocolate bar melted in his pocket.

The winter of 1932 was so cold that Niagara Falls froze completely solid.

There are more chickens than people in the world.

Women blink nearly twice as much as men.

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Episode 632 Scott Adams: HOAX #5

Content: 

  • NYT says it will frame future news as Trump racism
    • Trusted by the left, the NYT is going to promote racism?
  • Things you need to believe, in order to be a Democrat
  • Who won the costumed sporting event in Portland yesterday?
    • Proud Boys vs Antifa
    • NO coverage at all…on CNN or MSNBC
      • People on the left…are NOT hearing key news
  • Bill Maher slams anti-Israel BDS and Democrats for supporting it
    • Bill Maher’s potential conversion to Trump supporter
  • Did President Obama really tell Biden “you don’t have to do this”?
  • Being opposed to Antifa…does NOT mean you support racists
    • Why can’t you be against Antifa and ALSO be against fascists?
  • Reframing in a stupid world
    • Nationalism vs Racism
    • Nationalism by its nature is protective of American citizens
    • Anti-Racists…or AntiRA vs Antifa?
  • If your primary filter for the world is race…you’re a racist

HOAX List

  1. Russian Collusion HOAX
  2. Fine People HOAX
  3. Kavanaugh HOAX
  4. Covington HOAX
  5. Orange Man causes racism, not the fake news

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Episode 631 Scott Adams: Tlaib Grandmother’s Good Luck, NYT Scandal, End of Racism

Content: 

  • NYT admits they had a HOAX business model, and won Pulitzers?
    • The news is “broken”, and nobody is reporting that…
      • …because the news is broken
  • Representative Rashida Tlaib says her election gave hope to WHO?
  • President Trump’s joke about Tlaib’s Grandmother…the only “winner”
  • President Trump’s smart defense strategy
    • Voters are beginning to ask the Democrat leadership…
      1. Why are Democrat inner thoughts…so crazy?
      2. Why are Democrats acting so racist?
  • Google demonetizing me to the point of driving me off YouTube
    • They’re reducing my impact on social media
    • They’re doing the same thing to others

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Golfer Pacing

/* Sorry for the lapse… John was under the weather, but is back now! */

A nurse noticed a golfer pacing up and down outside the operating room where another golfer who had a golf ball driven down his throat was bring
treated.

“Is he a relative of yours?” she asked.

“No,” said the golfer. “It’s my ball.”

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Episode 630 Scott Adams: Greenland, Omar and Tlaib, Hong Kong, Trump Rhetoric, Don Lemon Drop

Content: 

  • Purchase Greenland…why not? CNN anti-Trumpers react
    • “Big Thinking” concepts and President Trump
  • Stephen Colbert doesn’t know anything about President Trump?
  • Ghislaine Maxwell spotted reading book about CIA operative deaths
  • Why do President Trump’s critics change his words?
    • If his actual words are so bad, why do they alter them?
  • Don Lemon allegation…just two drunk guys in a late-night bar?
  • President Trump accused Tlaib and Omar of racism, smart move?
  • A brain hack to deprogram bigotry via conversation
  • Has Tlaib and Omar’s gender and ethnicity HELPED them achieve?

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Insured Voice

A cantor, the man who sings the prayers at a synagogue, brags before his congregation in a booming, bellowing voice: “Two years ago I insured my voice
with Lloyds of London for $ 750,000.”

There is a hushed and awed silence in the crowded room.

Suddenly, from the back of the room, the quiet, nasal voice of an elderly woman is heard, “So what did you do with the money?”

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Episode 629 Scott Adams: Epstein, Stock Markets and Trump, Deep Fakes, Simulation Proof, Hong Kong

Content: 

  • Always bet on human incompetence over a complex explanation
  • Kamala Harris…politicizing an active ongoing police event
    • If you can’t solve a problem any other way…”Trump it”
    • Shake the box till the variables produce a potential solution
  • Deep Fakes amazing video of Bill Hader’s face imperceptibly morphing
  • China will NEVER approve a fair trade deal…for cultural reasons
    • So how is a fair deal possible?
    • Thomas Friedman says he’d prefer TPP over trade war
  • Hong Kong situation and the likely outcome
  • Stock market prediction filter for 2020 election results
    • Will elite Democrats intentionally crash the stock market?
    • Is “political selling” happening to intentionally drive it down?
  • “Inverted Yield Curve” and recession fears…why?
  • Bill Clinton portrait at Epstein’s…wearing a blue dress and red shoes?

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Very Unimportant Facts, Part 3

Almonds are a member of the peach family.

An ostrich’s eye is bigger than its brain.

Babies are born without kneecaps. They don’t appear until the child reaches 2 to 6 years of age.

February 1865 is the only month in recorded history not to have a full moon.

In the last 4,000 years, no new animals have been domesticated.

If the population of China walked past you, 8 abreast, the line would never end because of the rate of reproduction.

If you are an average American, in your whole life, you will spend an average of 6 months waiting at red lights.

Leonardo Da Vinci invented the scissors.

On a Canadian two dollar bill, the flag flying over the Parliament building is an American flag.

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Episode 628 Scott Adams: Stock Predictions, Don Lemon, Ken Cuccinelli, Epstein, Bernie vs Fake News

Content: 

  • “LoserThink” example1: Obama stock market better than Trump’s
  • “LoserThink” example2: Climate science w/o economics background
  • Flawless high-ground maneuver by Ken Cuccinelli
    • Erin Burnett’s hostile interview vs Ken’s high-ground demeanor
    • You may NEVER see it performed better…must watch
  • LA Times article questions President Trump’s empathy
  • Chris Cillizza says NO bias or content dictated by WaPo
    • That’s a dodge…do you know why? 
  • Life Rule: If 30% of a group will be offended…don’t be a dick
  • Andie Dick severely attacked, lost consciousness, hospitalized
    • Brain damage is forever, it changes people forever
  • BOTH guards fell asleep for hours, then faked the logs?
  • HOAXERS attempt to shift “Fine People” HOAX to something else
  • “LoserThink” example 3: Quin Hillyer article in Washington Examiner
  • THE BATTLE IN PORTLAND: A scheduled Antifa sporting event
    • A televised sporting event in the making
  • Competing stock market indicators
  • China culture requires an unfair deal…or no deal
    • What if we encourage companies…
      • …Leave China, move to South America?
  • Chris Cuomo’s aggressive WORD reaction, and the fact nothing escalated

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Episode 627 Scott Adams: Epstein, Slow Joe, Bernie, Green Card Rules, Cuomo, memzy.com

Content: 

  • Bernie AGREES with Trump…WaPo: unfair, biased reporting 
  • Biden gaffe defense: I’m not “losing it”, I never had it
  • How to achieve a RACIALLY BLIND immigration system
    • A systems approach will work
  • CNN, TDS, mental illness and Ana Navarro
    • “Think past the sale” headlines and fake news
  • Should Trump be allowed to say same things Dems said in past?
  • Illegal voting… “where it counts”
    • Small numbers in key locations CAN and WILL…alter results
    • Options to help ensure vote integrity
  • Andrew Yang’s campaign ending gaffe
  • memzy.com sells persuasive slide deck inserts for key point retention
    • Ref. Carmen Simon, Founder
    • Cognitive Neuroscientist, author: Impossible to Ignore

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Episode 626 Scott Adams: Epstein Theories, Bad Media Persuasion, Bad Pattern Recognition, Gun Control

Content: 

  • Massive incompetence is the norm for large organizations
    • Prisons are large organizations…are they an exception?
  • WaPo mass shooting list, journalism or partisan politics persuasion?
  • If you don’t understand the “Bible Code” phenomena…
    • …you don’t understand the reality you live in
  • Coincidences and proof are different things
    • BOTH political parties package coincidences…
      • …for persuasion of the public
  • “Top of Mind” concept and brainwashing
  • President Trump speaks HONESTLY
    • We see his HONEST opinions in his way of speaking
    • Interpretations of his honest opinions…NOT necessarily honest
  • President Trump…TREATS EVERYONE THE SAME
    • Treat President Trump with respectful disagreement, no worries
      • “All” you have to do then, is out-negotiate him
    • Treat the President unfairly or disrespectfully…he hits back
  • You’ll NEVER see a productive gun control debate, here’s why

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Episode 625 Scott Adams: Jeffrey Epstein, Donny Deutsch, NRA

Content: 

  • Donnie Deutsch continues to fan red-hot glowing embers…but why?
  • Why wasn’t Epstein on suicide watch?
    • Willful dereliction of duty or Institutional incompetence?
  • State Department policy update…
    • Comparing Israel policy to Nazi policy is anti-semitic
    • Is Donny Deutsch in violation of this policy?
  • Can the NRA self-police ALL gun owners to reduce gun violence?
    • NO NRA member has ever been a mass shooter
    • Could they be incorporated to help ID and reduce danger? 
  • Yang cries on stage, lots of empathy…but a leader who cries in public?
  • “Slow-Joe” as a nickname for Joe Biden
  • Massive consumption of mass shootings in movies, TV, video games…
    • …What influence do they have, for anyone “near the edge”?

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Episode 624 Scott Adams: Epstein Taking the Big Dirt-Nap, Word-Thinking, Civil Trade War

Content: 

  • Doesn’t “suicide watch” involve somebody…watching?
  • Is Trump doing good things for America just to irritate Bill Maher? 
    • Bill Maher continues hoping American economy tanks
  • Domestic trade war being pushed HARD by the Democrats
    • A trade war with ourselves, within our country
    • Will it achieve Bill Maher’s recession wishes and hopes?
  • Andrew Yang weasel words, “people view him as racist”
    • Litmus test for Democrat Candidates?
  • Donny Deutsch says support President Trump, you’re a racist
    • Is he intentionally attempting to create a race war?
  • The “Fine People” HOAX is raging again nationally
    • What’s MISSING from this story and all the coverage?
  • Michael Moore is credible on the left and questioning GND
    • Green energy market…is a scam, per Michael Moore?
  • 3 pillars support the Democrat party, and they’re all collapsing
    1. Russian Collusion HOAX
    2. Fine people HOAX
    3. Economic predictions for climate change HOAX

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Episode 623 Scott Adams: Biden Campaign Admits its Central Theme is a Lie

Content: 

  • Is Joe Biden aware that he’s misquoting President Trump?
    • Charlottesville transcript CLEARLY shows Joe is wrong
    • Joel Pollack asks Joe if he’s aware of his mistake
  • “Fine People” HOAX, is the alpha HOAX pushed by Dems and MSM
    • How did the MSM cover Joel’s question and the topic?
      • USA Today said…
      • Today Show said…
      • Des Moines Register said…
      • Yahoo News said…
      • Politico said…
      • Biden campaign Communications Director…
        • Well…he just changed the topic
  • Free campaign advise for Kamala Harris
    • 1. Drop the nervous giggle
    • 2. Learn to smile confidently
  • Question for Andrew Yang
    • You support UBI, what’s your position on open borders?

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The Rules of Bureaucracy

1. Preserve thyself.

2. It is easier to fix the blame than to fix the problem.

3. A penny saved is an oversight.

4. Information deteriorates upward.

5. The first 90% of the task takes 90% of the time; the last 10% takes the other 90%.

6. Experience is what you get just after you need it.

7. For any given large, complex, hard-to-understand, expensive problem, there exists at least one short, simple, easy, cheap, wrong answer.

8. Anything that can be changed will be, until time runs out.

9. To err is human; to shrug is civil service.

10. There’s never enough time to do it right, but there’s always enough time to do it over.

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Episode 622 Scott Adams: CNN Totally Owns Tucker Carlson for Going Fishing, Fixing Iran and Urban Blight

Content: 

  • CNN’s slight-of-hand, dirty tricks and narrative creation process
    • Brian Stelter’s contribution to the process
  • Who wrote and who uploaded the El Paso shooter’s manifesto?
  • My offer to DEPROGRAM a white supremacist…if one exists
  • ADL information on gun deaths is NOT what you might think
  • Danny Trejo’s inspirational comments after helping save a baby
  • Bill Pulte’s blight cleanup and Pontiac’s soaring real estate prices
  • Hey Iran…just give us a list, we might want all the same things

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Episode 621 Scott Adams: The Mental Illness Crisis Turning Democrats into FAKE NEWS ZOMBIES

Content: 

  • Democrats are implementing a trade war against America
    • Financially penalizing Americans for their political beliefs
    • Isn’t that a trade war…Joaquin Castro?
  • MSNBC’s Nicolle Wallace…“misspoke?
    • What’s wrong with Nicolle Wallace?
  • Reza Aslan wants someone “eradicated”?
  • CNN FAKE NEWS Chyron: “Trump Inspired Terrorism”
  • Immigration debate curiosity…
    • NO Democrat has said HOW MUCH immigration is okay
    • NO Democrat has even been ASKED the question
  • Extra people = extra crime
    • How much additional CRIME is acceptable to you?
    • If you can’t put a number on it, you aren’t sincere
    • What impact will your policy have on the country…in 10 years?
  • Has Presidential candidate Andrew Yang told a direct lie yet?
    • Is he the ONLY Democrat candidate who has NOT directly lied?
  • Maybe only 1/3 to 2/3 of all adult humans are capable in today’s world 
    • 1. Mental health issues
    • 2. Addiction issues
    • 3. Mentally incapable of functioning in modern society
  • Blog post link: https://t.co/SVOAjI1Cda
    • How to Determine Who is Hallucinating About Politics

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5 Movies That Cast Randoms Off The Street In Major Roles

By E. Reid Ross,Steven Assarian,Ryan Menezes,Peter I. Santiago  Published: August 07th, 2019 


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6 Superfans Whose Fandom Crossed The Line Into Madness

By Ivan Farkas,E.M. Caris,Christian Markle,Tee Ngin Rui,Elie Muller  Published: August 06th, 2019 


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Talking Duck

A duck walks into a bar and orders a beer. The barman says, “Hey, you’re a duck!”

“Nothing wrong with your eyesight,” observes the duck.

“Yeah, but I mean — you can TALK!” says the barman.

“I guess your ears are fine, too,” answers the duck. “Now, can I have a beer please?” The barman serves the duck a pint and asks him what he’s doing
in the area. “Oh,” says the duck, “I work as a plasterer on the building site over there. We’ll be here for a couple of weeks, and I’ll be in each
lunchtime for a pint.”

And each day the duck waddles over from his job at the building site and has his lunchtime lager. The next week, the circus comes to town on its
annual round. The circus owner comes in for a pint, and the barman tells him about the talking duck. “You should get it into your circus,” he says.
“You could make a lot of bucks out of a talking duck. I’ll speak to him about it.”

The following day, the duck comes in at lunchtime. The barman says, “You know, the circus is in town, and yesterday I was chatting to the owner. He’s
very interested in you.”

“Really?” says the duck.

“Yeah. You could make a lot of money there. I can fix it up for you easily.”

“Hang on,” says the duck. “You did say a CIRCUS, didn’t you?”

“That’s right.”

“That’s one of those tent things, isn’t it? With a big pole in the middle?”

“Yeah!”

“That’s canvas, isn’t it?” asks the duck.

“Of course,” replies the barman. “I can get you a job there starting tomorrow. The circus owner’s dead keen.”

The duck looks very puzzled. “What would he want with a plasterer?”

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Episode 620 Scott Adams: Let’s Talk About All The LoserThink About Mass Shootings

Content: 

  • We need a legitimate opinion on gun control…none exist, why?
  • Commercializing tragedy…creates more tragedy
  • Complex situations attributed to a single variable is lying or stupid
  • I grade President Trump’s speech about the shootings…an “F”
  • Mental health issues for both shooters?

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Top 10 Signs You’re Over the Hill

1. When you sleep, people worry you’re dead.

2. Your back goes out more than you do.

3. Your best friend is dating someone half his age and isn’t breaking any laws.

4. You wear black socks with sandals.

5. Your idea of a night out is sitting on the patio.

6. It takes longer to rest than it did to get tired.

7. Your address book has mostly names that start with Dr.

8. You sit in a rocking chair and can’t get it going.

9. Getting “lucky” means you found your car in the parking lot.

10. You forget that you already had your 50th birthday.

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Episode 619 Scott Adams: Early Sipping

Content: 

  • Thoughts on recent events

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Seen on T-Shirts

“I Have a Degree in Liberal Arts — Do You Want Fries With That?”

“Upon the Advice of My Attorney, My Shirt Bears No Message at This Time”

“That’s It! I’m Calling Grandma!” (seen on an 8 year old)

“Rehab Is for Quitters”

“My Dog Can Lick Anyone”

“All men are idiots, and I married their king”

“Stupidity is not a handicap. Park elsewhere!”

“He who dies with the most toys is nonetheless dead”

“Hard work will pay off later. Laziness pays off now!”

“My wild oats have turned into shredded wheat.”

“Quoting one is plagiarism. Quoting many is research.”

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Episode 618 Scott Adams: Let’s Talk About the Very Bad Day

Content: 

  • Some blame President Trump…for crimes committed by media
    • Media influence enflames people and situations for profit
    • Did the “Fine People” HOAX or others influence shooters?
  • Complicated things aren’t driven by a single variable
  • Media enflaming the public with untrue reporting, for political gain
    • Aren’t they partly responsible for actions of radicalized?
  • Would fair and unbiased reporting…
    • …SAVE LIVES but sacrifice media profit?
    • Would media shareholders accept less profit to save lives?

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6 Historical Tragedies That Were Way Worse Than You Thought

By Alex Hanton,Ivan Farkas,Ryan Menezes,Michael Battaglino,W.H. Thomas  Published: August 03rd, 2019 


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Episode 617 Scott Adams: Professional Hypnotist Will Cure Your Trump Derangement Syndrome

Content: 

  • The Don Lemon rule: If you think someone is racist, then they are
  • Crime infested or rodent infested…the Baltimore debate continues
  • Humorless scold Nikki Haley
  • NK short-range missile tests NOT a violation per President Trump
  • A$ AP Rocky is headed home
  • AOC staff head moves on…so what?
  • Are people with TDS aware on some level…that their TDS isn’t real?
    • Does TDS allow people to keep their identity and lifestyle?

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Episode 616 Scott Adams: Racist Don Lemon, Racist Voters and Trump Derangement Syndrome

Content: 

  • Where are Biden voters going as his numbers drop?
  • Kamala acts like she doesn’t believe she belongs in the Oval Office
    • Her voice and mannerisms project lack of confidence
  • Don Lemon’s interview of Pastor Bill Owens…digging HARD for dirt
  • RDL Don Lemon stating his opinions as facts
    • If Don Lemon BELIEVES something…does that make it a fact?
  • “Nobody wins a trade war”…really? What’s the alternative?
    • In the past, we INTENTIONALLY accepted unfair (to us) deals
    • Is it time to stop propping up other countries at our expense?
  • Inner city problems are a SYSTEMS issue
    • Existing systems prevent money and resources from helping
    • Bill Pulte, is effective because his SYSTEM is effective
  • Most current problems are SYSTEMS and DESIGN problems

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Promotion

The boss called one of his employees into the office. “Rob,” he said, “you’ve been with the company for a year. You started off in the mail room, one
week later you were promoted to a sales position, and one month after that you were promoted to district manager of the sales department. Just four
short months later, you were promoted to vice-chairman. Now it’s time for me to retire, and I want you to take over the company. What do you say to
that?”

“Thanks,” said the employee.

“Thanks?” the boss replied. “Is that all you can say?”

“Uuuh … Thanks, Dad?”

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Episode 615 Scott Adams: Who Won the Debate Last Night, Reagan’s Phone Call, A$AP Rocky

Content: 

  • The tape of President Reagan privately talking to President Nixon
  • Our homes now have devices recording our private conversations
  • Your FUTURE “Thought crimes” are being recorded TODAY
    • Like President Reagan, they may haunt you years, decades later
  • A$ AP Rocky’s offensive lyrics and President Trump’s effort to help him
  • Democrat debate: Review of each candidate’s performance, chances
    • Effective super dirty tricks, poison pill, the Dem platform,
    • Submissive candidates, Obama thrown under the bus,
    • Executive hair, executive voice, confidence, “old man” errors

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Episode 614 Scott Adams: The Democrat Debate, Open Borders and Whatever Trouble I’ve Caused Lately

Content: 

  • The left is having a seriously bad identity crisis
  • Reviewing the Democrat candidate performances from last night 
  • WSJ article mentions my help debunking the “Fine People” HOAX
  • Don Lemon’s AMAZINGLY UNPROFESSIONAL question
    • Weren’t CNN people embarrassed?
  • How many things do Democrats believe…that are HALLUCINATIONS?
  • Bernie says they need to push big ideas that aren’t practical…
    • …in order to beat President Trump?
    • Are Democrats allowed to admit that?
  • Trevor Noah’s clarity in observing what’s tripping up the Democrats
  • ZERO mention of Russian collusion during a 3 hour Democrat debate?
  • Controversy update: WhenHub’s Interface App for witness source info
    • NYT and WaPo articles both mention the controversy
    • News organizations exist because they can monetize disasters

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6 Harmless Things With Insanely Disturbing Origin Stories

By Ryan Menezes,Julia Lange,Tolly Vellis  Published: July 31st, 2019 


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Letter of Rejection of Rejection Letter

Dear [Interviewer’s Name]:

Thank you for your letter of _________.

After careful consideration, I regret to inform you that I am unable to accept your refusal to offer me employment with your firm. This year I have
had been particularly fortunate in receiving an unusually large number of rejection letters. With such a varied and promising field of candidates, it
is impossible for me to accept all refusals.

Despite [Firm’s Name]’s outstanding qualifications and previous experience in rejecting applicants, I find that your rejection does not meet with my
needs at this time. Therefore, I will initiate employment with your firm immediately following graduation. I look forward to seeing you then.

Best of luck in rejecting future candidates.

Sincerely,

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Groaner: The Haunted Castle

An intrepid photographer went to a haunted castle determined to get a picture of a ghost that was said to appear only once in a hundred years.

Not wanting to frighten off the ghost, the photographer sat in the dark until midnight when the apparition became visible.

The ghost turned out to be friendly and consented to pose for one snapshot. The happy photographer popped a bulb into his camera and took the
picture.

After dashing into his studio, the photographer developed the negative and groaned. It was underexposed and completely blank.

Moral: The spirit was willing, but the flash was weak.

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Episode 613 Scott Adams: Let’s Play “Is the President a Racist or do I Have TDS?”

Content: 

  • Let’s play “Is the President racist, or do I have TDS?
  • Elijah Cummings is failing his job, and only President Trump can say it
  • Alyssa Milano feels “hopeless”…her nightmare illusion
  • Democrats want to prevent discussion of Baltimore’s issues…why?
    • Preventing discussion prevents solutions
  • Kamala…if you want to win the nomination tonight, here’s how
    • Bring up AGE…cause everybody is thinking it, nobody saying it
  • We shouldn’t judge public figures by actions over 20 years ago
    • Nobody is the same person they were 20 years ago
    • Is it fair to judge a person by who they were 20 years ago?
  • Republicans are spring-loaded to be helpful…they love it
    • Play by the rules and Republicans will love you, it’s easy

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6 Celebrities With Family Histories Crazier Than The Movies

By Amanda Mannen,Ryan Menezes,Diego Rivera,Christian Markle  Published: July 30th, 2019 


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Football Coach

A football coach was asked his secret of evaluating raw recruits.

“Well,” he said, “I take ’em out in the woods and make ’em run. The ones that go around the trees, I make into running backs. The ones that run into
the trees, I turn into linemen.”

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Episode 612 Scott Adams: Fake Outrage Trolls, Will I Apologize for my Tweet Within 48 Hours?

Content: 

  • Troll outrage over reminding people that a tool exists to get word out
    • News organizations seeking witness accounts…it’s an option
  • Frank Luntz, Frank, Frank, Frank…
    • …there’s no such thing as a news org that isn’t money oriented
    • FAKE OUTRAGE…on behalf of other people
  • It’s more productive to treat Gilroy as a mental health issue, than gun issue
  • Calling people who support President Trump…”maggots”
  • Gell-Man amnesia effect
    • Experts on a topic know the news gets everything wrong…
      • …on the topic of their expertise
    • Should we trust the news is somehow correct on topics…
      • …where we do NOT have personal expertise?
  • Building NEW cities to house people from broken cities?
    • Removing people from broken toxic environments
    • Some people can’t function in society, and need a solution
    • Cities for the addicted?

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Fisherman’s Ode

Two old men were fishing off a bridge as they had done daily for many years. Suddenly a funeral procession came down the road.

The one old man reeled in his line, laid down his pole, faced the street, and bowed his head until the procession had passed. He then picked up his
pole and started fishing again.

The other fisherman was amazed and stated, “I didn’t know you were that religious.”

The other looked at him and said, “Least I could do — we’ve been married 42 years!”

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Episode 611 Scott Adams: Baltimore, Joe Lockhart and Other Disasters

Content: 

  • Is Joe Lockhart the worst human being in the entire world?
  • “Baltimore is rodent infested”…Is that anti-rat or pro-rat?
  • Host Victor Blackwell’s emotional tear-up
  • The only hope for Baltimore, is to go after their leaders

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Episode 610 Scott Adams: Risk Management Mistakes, Death Penalty, Some GOOD News Stories

Content: 

  • Can defense funds be used to defend America? Supreme Court decides
  • CNN recent report was accurate, did NOT contain anti-Trump bias
    • Article’s “share” options were mysteriously missing though
  • Federal death penalty restored, 5 pending, Democrats are opposed
    • Will Biden support death penalty restoration? He has in past
  • Internet POSITIVES:
    • Bill Pulte’s #TwitterPhilanthropy
    • Ed Latimore’s smart, practical life advice, self-improvement
  • How to touch: 2 key suggestions for touching people and pets

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Episode 609 Scott Adams: Russia Collusion Dead-Enders, F35s and Iran, Executing White Supremacists

Content: 

  • Open secret, Washington insiders all knew Mueller is…as we saw
    • How did THAT not leak?
  • Mueller’s team…wasn’t his team? He wasn’t hands on or in charge?
  • Fusion GPS has a lot of questions they need to answer
  • Federal death penalty returns!
  • Ted Lieu’s ham sandwich
  • Common sense is an illusion…it has ALWAYS been an illusion
  • Joel Pollack’s interesting article about the Israel F35 rumor
    • Secret invisibility code from the Russians?
  • Kamala Harris literally racist “reparations” plan
  • Who benefits MOST from strong border security?
    • Answer: Poor Americans

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Episode 608 Scott Adams: Mueller, Mueller, Mueller and More Mueller

Content: 

  • Mueller didn’t appear competent
    • Mueller did NOT investigate Steele dossier or Fusion GPS?
    • Conclusion: Mueller Report was a disservice and a disgrace
  • Expect age related questions to now hound Pelosi, Biden, Bernie
  • Tucker Carlson notes that there’s NO direct evidence Putin involved
    • “Appears” to be, “seems” to be Russian interference
  • Will Boris Johnson dig into what UK knew about Steele Dossier?
  • Epstein episode yesterday in jail, assault or suicide attempt?
  • Democrat mental health issues…
    • Anti-Trumpers were SO WRONG about everything, for 3 years
    • The challenges of maintaining Trump hatred
  • Mueller allowed the anti-Trump people to believe they aren’t insane
    • When even a Philip Mudd says “shut up and move on”, it’s time
  • AOC will soon realize, the squad is substantially damaging her brand
  • Mike Lindell, MyPillow guy considering a run against Omar
  • Dan Crenshaw has a VERY strong brand, he has a full toolbox

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Eternally Optimistic

During a recent meeting of our Optimist Club, we challenged one another to come up with an inspirational sentence using the word countenance.

This was the winning entry: “I put a cheerful countenance on people every day.”

It was submitted by our local funeral director.

– from Reader’s Digest

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War Stories

Some men were swapping stories about their war experiences. One fellow who had been in the Foreign Legion was saying, “There we were, it was night,
the odds were 1,000 to 3. We didn’t know what to do.”

“Well, what did you do?” another asked.

“When morning came, we charged and got all three of them!”

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Episode 607 Scott Adams: Othram CEO David Mittleman About Genome Crime Solving, Mueller Reruns

Content: 

  • DNA provides height prediction, eye color, general characteristics 
    • Reconstructing damaged DNA samples from crime scenes
    • “Touch DNA” and DNA by sniffing the air
  • Othram – Justice through genomics https://www.othram.com
  • Cameras everywhere and DNA ID advancements
    • All major crimes may soon be solvable
  • Mueller isn’t presenting an image that gives confidence in testimony
    • Expect a ton of forgettable news from Mueller’s testimony
  • DOJ opening MAJOR tech investigation
    • Google has two bad options and an unsolvable problem
  • Omar and Tlaib’s old tweets paint an interesting picture
  • Andrew Yang’s favorite curse word and his poll numbers

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Episode 606 Scott Adams: Water Thrown at Police, Iran Peace Talks, Predictions, MyPillow Persuasion

Content: 

  • Releasing kids from Obama’s cages
  • President Trump begins calling the squad RACIST
    • The squad frames everything in terms of race
    • President Trump frames everything in terms of America first
  • Does Iran have a system of government that is capable of peace?
  • Police assaulted…and they just walked away
    • Were they ordered to allow themselves to be abused?
  • Mike Lindell’s strong MyPillow persuasion techniques
  • PragerU does a good job debunking of the “Fine People” HOAX
  • YouTube demonetizing both me and David Pakman for political talk
  • Pharma costs down for 1st time ever…President Trump gets credit
  • Shepard Smith’s stunning talent during PR Governor interview

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Groaner: Irish Capital

A government committee was formed to investigate the emergence of Ireland as a world financial power. After months of study and deliberation, they
determined that it was due to the fact that the country’s capital was always Dublin.

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Employment Test

“Now this is the verbal part of your employment test,” said the interviewer. “Can you tell me what gross aggrandized annuity means?”

“Certainly,” replied the applicant. “It means I don’t get the job.”

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Episode 605 Scott Adams: Talking About the R-Word That Gets me Demonetized by YouTube, Iran

Content: 

  • Georgia State lawmaker and a Cuban Dem…meet in a supermarket
  • LESS racism under Trump, racism sharply declined under Trump
  • Iran’s Ex-President Ahmadinejad’s NYT interview
    • He flatters President Trump, frames the situation correctly
  • Geraldo Rivera’s tweet on President Trump’s “go back” statement
    • My reply tweet, literal free money

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The Mystic

An engineer, a physicist, a mathematician, and a mystic were asked to name the greatest invention of all times.

The engineer chose fire, which gave humanity power over matter.

The physicist chose the wheel, which gave humanity the power over space.

The mathematician chose the alphabet, which gave humanity power over symbols.

The mystic chose the thermos bottle.

“Why a thermos bottle?” the others asked.

“Because the thermos keeps hot liquids hot in winter and cold liquids cold in summer.”

“Yes — so what?”

“Think about it,” said the mystic reverently. “That little bottle — how does it know?”

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Episode 604 Scott Adams: Talking About FaceApp, Disappearing Democrats and More

Content: 

  • The amazing near-future potential for merging people and machines
  • Are we the cloned minds or simulations of people who lived before?
  • Immigration is broken, “the machine” versus “the philosophy”
  • Ted Cruz and AOC working on some things together
    • Donations to help increase comfort at the detention centers
  • Viewer questions for Scott

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Episode 603 Scott Adams: Talking with Bill Pulte @Pulte About St. Louis Blight, AC Giveaway, Veteran Gift

Content: 

  • Guest: Bill Pulte talks about helping veterans and philanthropy
  • Reversing how we think about the blight of abandoned buildings
    • #TwitterPhilanthropy @CodeOfVets @Pulte
  • Demonstration: College student opinions are easily manipulated
  • World renowned robot scientist…robots can’t understand concepts?
  • President Trump speaks to Kanye about helping A$ AP in Sweden
    • Told PM of Sweden, he would personally vouch for his bail
  • Bubonic plague pending in LA, huge numbers of rats and homeless
  • Iran seizes UK oil tanker…does Iran want war?
  • Who is responsible for the health effects of Trump Presidency?
  • President Trump said Puerto Rico government is massively corrupt
    • MSM and Dems mocked him…2 years later, they agree?
  • President Trump said there’s a crisis at the border
    • MSM and Dems mocked him…1 year later, they agree?
  • Joe Biden needs to “find a spine” in next debate, per CNN Van Jones

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Analyst and Broker at the Races

A stock analyst and a Wall Street broker went to the races. The broker suggested to bet $ 10,000 on a horse. The analyst was sceptical, saying that he
wanted first to understand the rules, to look at the horses, etc. The broker whispered that he knew a secret algorithm for success, but he could not
convince the analyst.

“You are too theoretical,” he said as he bet on a horse. Sure enough, that horse came in first, bringing him a lot of money. Triumphantly, he
exclaimed, “I told you I knew the secret!”

“What is your secret?” the analyst asked.

“It is rather easy. I have two kids, a three-year-old and a five-year-old. I sum up their ages and I bet on number nine.”

“But, three and five is eight,” the analyst protested.

“I told you, you are too theoretical!” the broker replied. “Haven’t I just shown experimentally that my calculation is correct?!”

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Episode 602 Scott Adams: Dr. Drew Talks About LA Apocalypse, Trump’s Tweet, Iran

Content: 

  • Dr. Drew talks about dangerous disease outbreaks in Los Angeles
    • Bubonic plague, typhus, TB, typhoid fever
    • What can be done? @DrDrew
  • Resolution debate: Is Antifa a domestic terrorist organization?
  • “Send her back” chant and President Trump
  • Deeply offended role-playing, and the outrage awards
    • S.E. Cupp wins for her performance
  • Allegations of Omar getting into America illegally
  • Rand Paul MIGHT be the most trustworthy person in politics
    • He seems to be completely free from political wind
  • Negotiating tip for Iran: Become America’s ally
  • President Trump’s tweet take-down of NYT Thomas Friedman
  • Is it possible for people to SAY bad things…and NOT be bad people?
    • Offensive and racist are two different things

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Episode 601 Scott Adams: “Send Her Back”, Google Rigging the Election, Mining the Moon

Content: 

  • The tweets that dismantled the Democrat party, risk management
  • Is Omar and the squad an anchor, dragging down AOC?
    • AOC star power made the squad, she’s the star
    • At what point will AOC drop the squad to continue rising?
  • Hillary supporter, Harvard Ph.D Psychologist, Robert Epstein says…
    • …In 2016, Google manipulated 2-10 million votes to Hillary
  • Google will be a LOT better at data and vote manipulation in 2020
    • In 2024…Google will decide who becomes President,
  • Where will Bernie’s votes go, once he drops out?
  • Mining the moon SOON, for extremely valuable helium 3
  • Indonesia bringing a thorium reactor online soon, safe nuclear energy

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The Water Hole

A motorist, after being bogged down in a muddy road, paid a passing farmer twenty-five dollars to pull him out with his tractor. After he was back on
dry ground, he said to the farmer, “At those prices, I should think you would be pulling people out of the mud day and night.”

“Can’t,” replied the farmer. “At night I haul water for the hole.”

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Episode 600 Scott Adams: Let’s Discuss a Tweet Because Everything Else Seems to be Fine

Content: 

  • Trash talk tweets and trash talk outrage
  • CNN “Opinions” labeled as “Analysis”…why?
  • Conservatives have consistent rules, respect laws and constitution
  • We’re born with a genetic propensity to be liberal or conservative
  • “Woke” means there are good people and bigots, eliminate bigots
    • “Enlightened” means you understand…everyone is a bigot
    • Woke is broke
  • President Trump’s likely reelection means…
    • …Iran can’t wait for someone softer than POTUS
    • Only ONE Iranian needs to change their mind and allow peace

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Want Ads

Wanted: Hair-cutter. Excellent growth potential.

Wanted: Man to take care of cow that does not smoke or drink.

Wanted: Part-time married girls for soda fountain in sandwich shop.

Girl wanted to assist magician in cutting-off-head illusion. Blue Cross and salary.

Wanted: Preparer of food. Must be dependable, like the food business, and be willing to get hands dirty.

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Groaner: Obit

One morning at our small-town newspaper office, one of the editors was struggling to write a headline for the obituary of a woman who was noted for
little besides a fondness for crossword puzzles.

“What am I supposed to write?” the editor whined. “She liked puzzles?”

Just then one of our copy editors piped up, “How about, ‘Crossword fan is now six down.'”

(By James Vlahos)

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Episode 599 Scott Adams: Talking to Steve Hsu of Genomic Prediction, Using AI and Genomics to Predict Disease

Content: 

  • Guest Steve Hsu, Cofounder of Genomic Prediction
    • Using AI and genomic to detect disease
    • Predictors now exist for about 20 diseases
  • Soon…DNA tests will be required for health insurance policies
    • Or
    • Single payer solution to reduce costs for the afflicted
  • Breaking the chain of disease within families
    • Choosing a low-risk embryo to reduce genetic diseases
    • Downs Syndrome is a CURRENT routine pregnancy test
  • EVERYBODY is a racist?
    • “Racist” isn’t quite landing, it’s losing power from overuse
    • So now…EVERYBODY is Xenophobic!
  • The “racist” claim has become racist and is losing its power
    • President Trump has made “The Squad” the face of the Democrats
    • Now Democrats must embrace or reject them
  • Antifa bomber got almost NO MSM coverage, why?
    • Existing coverage omits that he was Antifa, why?

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What Are We Doing?

Two paramedics were dispatched to check on a 92-year-old man who had become disoriented. They decided to take him to the hospital for evaluation.

En route, with siren going, they questioned the man to determine his level of awareness.

Leaning close, one asked, “Sir, do you know what we’re doing right now?”

The old man slowly looked up at him, then gazed out the ambulance window. “Oh,” he replied, “I’d say about 50, maybe 55.”

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