Malapropisms from r/boneappletea #1

Just because you can say a word doesn’t mean you can spell it (or even get close). The following is some of the malapropisms found on
reddit.com/r/BoneAppleTea/. Of course, we only picked some of the clean ones, so visit the site at your own risk.

…which is widely “except a bowl” – acceptable

He just ended “home a phobia” – homophobia

Has anyone gotten “sell you lightest” from a blood draw? – cellulitis

He was “discuallow fide” – disqualified

You look “for meal your” to me – familiar

I like the “try angles” under the eyes… – triangles

It’s a “doggie dog world” out there! – dog-eat-dog world

They “clothes” school – closed

Not to add to the “disk horse” but… – discourse

Must sell: “chester draws” – chest of drawers

Me and my dad spent some “koala t” time together – quality

LOL! I’m in “tiers” – tears

I had a “mind grain” again – migraine

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