Malapropisms from r/boneappletea #2

Just because you can say a word doesn’t mean you can spell it (or even get close). The following is some of the malapropisms found on
reddit.com/r/BoneAppleTea/. Of course, we only picked some of the clean ones, so visit the site at your own risk.

I realized it was a “double aunt Andre”… – double entendre

You “minus well” do it – might as well

Asbestos has great “fire rodent” properties – fire retardant

I would like to “perches” that – purchase

He threw his “boom a range” – boomerang

My nephew has two great “pier knees” dogs – Pyrenees

some guy from “ballet parking” stole something from my car – valet parking

I’ll give you an “in death review” – in-depth review

She is about to hit “meta pause” – menopause

Oh the “ironing” – irony

If the “zombie eclipse” was happening… – zombie apocalypse

Me and “ellen the generous” when I go on her show… – Ellen DeGeneres

Nothing but “milk toast” opinions – milquetoast

I have reached “end lighting ment” – enlightenment

That is very “app lickable” to the situation – applicable

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