Source: Texans release TE Griffin after April arrest

Tight end Ryan Griffin has been released by the Houston Texans, a source tells ESPN’s Field Yates. Griffin faces charges in Nashville, Tennessee, for allegedly punching out a hotel window in April.
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Foolproof April Marketing Tips for Springtime Adult Retail Sales

You may feel a bit lost staring into the dark abyss that exists until the holidays start to pick up after summer vacations come to a close.
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April, and a flower – The 1st Mini Album – EP – CHEN

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April, and a flower – The 1st Mini Album – EP

CHEN

Genre: K-Pop

Price: $ 4.99

Release Date: April 1, 2019

© ℗ 2019 SM Entertainment

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April Fool’s Day (1986) – Fred Walton

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April Fool’s Day (1986)

Fred Walton

Genre: Horror

Price: $ 4.99

Rental Price: $ 3.99

Release Date: March 27, 1986


When Muffy St. John invited her college friends up to her parents' secluded island home for the time of their lives, she just forgot to tell them it might be the last time of their lives. As soon as the kids arrive on the island, someone starts trimming the guest list…one murder at a time. And what starts out as a weekend of harmless "April Fool's Day" pranks turns into a bloody battle for survival. It's just what you'd expect from the producer who brought you "Body Parts", "Species" and "Friday the 13th-Parts III-V."

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Dr. Phil Seems to Shave Iconic Mustache on April Fools’ Day

Dr. Phil’s upper lip is as bald as the top of his head now — he’s kissed his iconic mustache goodbye … or at least it looks like he has.  The good doc’s showed off his apparently clean-shaven mug on Twitter, posting before-and-after pics that…

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DC April Previews (2016) – Various Authors

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DC April Previews (2016)

Various Authors

Genre: Graphic Novels

Publish Date: April 13, 2016

Publisher: DC Comics

Seller: DC Comics.


DC Universe: Rebirth is coming! This stand-alone catalog features solicitations for all of the highly-anticipated June REBIRTH issues, new #1s and May 25th’s DC UNIVERSE: REBIRTH #1 by Geoff Johns, Gary Frank, Ethan Van Sciver, Phil Jimenez and others. Also included are full solicitations for all other June on-sale comics, July and August collections, October DC Collectibles items and more!

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Opie & Anthony, Tom Papa, April 7, 2010 – Opie & Anthony

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Genre: Arts & Entertainment

Price: $ 2.99

Publish Date: April 7, 2010

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K-pop Group NCT 127 Set First-Ever North American Tour For April

NCT 127 announce their global ‘Neo City – The Origin’ tour with stops in the U.S. and Canada — and they’re already making history.
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Opie & Anthony, April 28, 2014 – Opie & Anthony

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Opie & Anthony, April 28, 2014

Opie & Anthony

Genre: Arts & Entertainment

Price: $ 2.99

Publish Date: April 28, 2014

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Opie & Anthony, Gary Coleman, April 24, 2009 – Opie & Anthony

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Genre: Arts & Entertainment

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Publish Date: April 24, 2009

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One Night Only (Live At The Royal Albert Hall / 02 April 2018) – Gregory Porter

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One Night Only (Live At The Royal Albert Hall / 02 April 2018)

Gregory Porter

Genre: Jazz

Price: $ 9.99

Release Date: November 30, 2018

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Ron & Fez, April 25, 2008 – Ron & Fez

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Murder Of A Werewolf – April Fernsby

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Murder Of A Werewolf

April Fernsby

Genre: Fiction & Literature

Publish Date: May 6, 2017

Publisher: April Fernsby

Seller: Draft2Digital, LLC


A cozy mystery with witches, talking cats and magic Brimstone – a town where supernatural beings live – and where crime is on the increase. Just like her gran, Cassia Winter is a witch. The Winter witches are responsible for investigating crimes in Brimstone. The only problem is, Cassia doesn't know she's a witch yet. When Gran tells Cassia about her true nature, Cassia dismisses it as nonsense. But a terrible incident causes Cassia to change her mind. With her cat, Stanley, at her side, Cassia enters Brimstone and is soon investigating the murder of a werewolf.

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Robin Thicke & April Love Geary Expecting Their Second Child 6 Months After Welcoming Daughter

Robin Thicke is gearing up for another round of fatherhood! 


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The Bob Edwards Show, Ken Nordine, April 13, 2015 – Bob Edwards

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The Bob Edwards Show, Ken Nordine, April 13, 2015

Bob Edwards

Genre: Arts & Entertainment

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Publish Date: April 13, 2015

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Text Message Bloopers: April 13 2013 – BlipBlopUs, Sr

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Hot Octopuss’ April Lampert Offers Retailers Recipe for Success

April Lampert, Hot Octopuss’ global head of sales, delivered a rousing presentation today to a room full of Adam & Eve franchise store owners and operators.
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Danielle Bregoli’s going international when she kicks off a 25-city tour that — if all goes well — could also nab the barely-old-enough-for-a-driver’s-permit a whopping ONE MILLION BUCKS. Production sources tell TMZ … Danielle — aka Bhad Bhabie –…

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Altitude Intimates Announces Confirmed Exhibitors for April Event

The Altitude Intimates Show has announced the confirmed exhibitors for its event at the Paris Hotel and Casino in Las Vegas on April 17-19, 2018.
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WIRED April 2014 – Coal: It’s Dangerous, It’s Dirty, and It’s the Future of Clean Energy

Solar, wind, and nuclear don’t make climate change worse, but they don’t meet the world’s energy needs. What can? Coal, and in the April issue Charles C. Mann writes about cleaning up the dirty, cheap fuel. Also this month: keeping your garden green, how mobile messaging captured our kids (and $ 19 billion from Facebook), and Mike Judge takes on Silicon Valley.
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Wil Wheaton, Felicia Day & April Richardson – Fred Durst’s Wish List – @midnight with Chris Hardwick

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Here’s How April Bloomfield Does Healthy Gazpacho: 3 Exclusive Recipes for the Weekend

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In these sweltering days, it’s perfectly normal to experience cravings of ice cream and ice water exclusively—anything warmer may seem to border on masochistic. Alas, swimming, surfing, and even lounging on the beach require a healthy source of sustenance. Which brings us to gazpacho: The chilled soup—which delivers a burst of flavor in the form of a fruit- or vegetable-based broth—is the quintessential summer meal.

Yet as any aspiring foodie can tell you, a pitch-perfect execution is necessary in the kitchen, with lesser attempts resulting in something that more closely resembles, well, salsa.  With this in mind, we reached out to April Bloomfield. The exacting chef—whose culinary triumphs include her simple, meat-laden menus for The Spotted Pig and The Breslin—recently released a veggie-centric cookbook, A Girl and Her Greens. She took on the fresh produce-driven challenge, creating three exclusive gazpacho recipes for Vogue.com that range from a cucumber and tomatillo blend thickened with protein-rich (and low fat) Lebanese yogurt, to an anti-inflammatory take on watermelon (spiked with refreshing mint) that will help you chill out and fill up.

 

Traditional Gazpacho

 

Yield: 8 servings

Ingredients
2 lbs. heirloom tomatoes, eyes and whites removed
1 medium cucumber, peeled
1 shallot
1/2 jalapeño pepper
1 red bell pepper, seeds and whites removed, skin peeled
2 T Jacobsen sea salt
1 clove garlic, thinly sliced
1/8 cup picked mint leaves
1/8 cup picked opal or green basil, torn
1/4 cup sherry vinegar
1/4 cup olive oil
1/4 cup breadcrumbs

Dice the tomatoes, cucumber, shallot, jalapeño, and red pepper separately into medium-size pieces, about three-quarters to one-inch thick. Combine the chopped vegetables in a bowl and add the salt, garlic, mint, basil, sherry vinegar, and olive oil, and toss until the vegetables are well-coated.  Cover the mixture with a lid and pop in the refrigerator until chilled—about an hour or so.

Using a slotted spoon, place the tomato mixture in a blender (leaving the excess liquid in the bowl) and purée until smooth and a rich orangey-red color. Add the breadcrumbs and remaining liquid from the bowl and purée until it is completely smooth and almost creamy. Sprinkle in a bit more salt if need be, and serve cold in a chilled glass. Garnish with a handful of fresh chopped basil and mint.

 

Watermelon Gazpacho

 

Yield: 8 servings

Ingredients
2 lbs. watermelon, seeds removed and diced into 1-inch cubes
8 oz. diced tomato, seeds and whites removed
8 oz. cucumber, peeled and diced into medium-sized cubes
1 red bell pepper, stem and seeds removed, diced into 1/2 inch size pieces
1 ají dulce pepper, stem and seeds removed
1/4 cup red onion, finely chopped
1 clove garlic, roughly chopped
juice of one lemon
1/2 cup olive oil
3 T Jacobsen sea salt

Garnish
Thinly sliced red onion
Gaeta olives
Feta cheese
Cilantro
Black mint

Combine the watermelon, tomato, cucumber, bell pepper, ají dulce pepper, onion, and garlic in a large bowl and add the lemon juice, olive oil, and salt. Gently toss until the vegetables are well-coated in the oil and lemon juice. Cover the mixture with a lid and pop in the refrigerator until chilled—about an hour.

Gently spoon the watermelon-tomato mixture in a blender, leaving the excess liquid in the bowl. Purée until smooth and almost creamy in texture. Sprinkle in a bit more salt, if need be, and serve cold in a chilled glass. I like to garnish this soup with a few delicate slivers of red onion, an olive or two, and feta crumbles for added tanginess. A few sprigs of fresh of cilantro and black mint top it all off beautifully and add extra aromatics.

 

Cucumber and Tomatillo Soup

 

Yields: 8 servings

Ingredients
12 cucumbers (or less depending if they are large)—a lovely market mix cut into small/medium pieces, skin left on if not tough
3 garlic cloves, peeled and split in half
3/4 whole jalapeno, thinly sliced
3/4 stale baguette
3/4 cup high-quality red wine vinegar
1 heaping cup of Marcona almonds
7 1/2 cups small tomatillos
2 1/2 cups grassy extra-virgin olive oil
3 cups labneh
1 1/2 green apples, cored and cut into medium chunks
1 1/2 bunches of basil (leaves only)
3/4 bunch chives, roughly chopped

To preserve the lovely pale green color of the soup, the key is to make sure everything is nicely chilled before you start blending (including the pitcher for the blender). It’s best to have all the ingredients premixed in one bowl before blending.

Wash and cut all of the vegetables into small to medium pieces. Trim off and discard the crusts from your stale baguette. Tear the remaining baguette into small bits. Add the red wine vinegar to a bowl with the bread. Run a sharp knife through the herbs once or twice. Add all of the remaining ingredients to the bowl and mix. You will make this recipe in three batches in the blender, filling the blender by no more than half each time; otherwise it won’t blend properly and you will overwork the machine. Puree until smooth and creamy with a beautiful pale-green color, then pass through a fine-mesh strainer.

To Garnish
The beauty of this soup is that it makes a great base for so many finishing ingredients. Raw diced scallops marinated in chili and citrus or lightly poached shrimp would be appropriate, as would topping it with cucumbers, chives, basil, mint, and melon. I like to also add a little more labneh and olive oil for a bit of indulgence.

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April Fools Pranks: 31 Pranks for the Office – Cynthia Carpenter

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April Fools Pranks: 31 Pranks for the Office

Cynthia Carpenter

Genre: Games

Publish Date: November 14, 2014

Publisher: Cynthia Carpenter

Seller: Smashwords


31 April Fools Day Pranks you can play at the office. Rock solid full of good clean fun that should be ok for most office settings. If you have ever wanted to play a good April Fools Day Joke on someone and didn't know what to do, this little joke book has 31 good choices. There are even good suggestions for what you can do even if you aren't good at playing practical jokes on your co-workers. Very little preparation or cost involved. Most of the 31 April Fools practical jokes cost nothing. April 1st is coming and if you don't have this little April Fool prank book – you can be assured someone in your office does. Be warned!

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Marking Time – April White

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Marking Time

April White

Genre: Historical

Publish Date: February 4, 2013

Publisher: April White

Seller: Smashwords


Seventeen-year-old tagger Saira Elian can handle anything… a mother who mysteriously disappears, a stranger who stalks her around London, and even the noble English Grandmother who kicked Saira and her mother out of the family. But when an old graffiti tag in a tube station transports Saira to the 19th Century and she comes face-to-face with Jack the Ripper, she realizes she needs help after all. Saira meets Archer, a charming student who helps her blend in as much as a tall, modern American teen can in Victorian England. He reveals the existence of the Immortals: Time, Nature, Fate, War and Death, and explains to Saira that it is possible to move between centuries – if you are a Descendant of Time. Saira finds unexpected friendships at a boarding school for Immortal Descendants and a complicated love with a young man from the past. But time is running out for her mother, and Saira must embrace her new identity as she hides from Archer a devastating secret about his future that may cost him his life.

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Text Message Bloopers: April 13 2013 – BlipBlopUs, Sr

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Text Message Bloopers: April 13 2013

BlipBlopUs, Sr

Genre: Graphic Novels

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WIRED April 2015 Issue Preview – The Plot to Take Down a Tyrant

In the April issue of WIRED, senior writer Andy Greenberg explores how North Korean dissidents are trying to undermine Kim Jong-un—with bootleg copies of Titanic and old episodes of Friends. Also this month: Reimagining the iconic Tucker Torpedo, What’s Inside: Jell-O, inside China’s toxic gadget factories, resurrecting the LA river, the biggest crowdfunding campaign ever, and more.

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Jon Kabat-Zinn Is On Super Soul Sunday April 12 | Super Soul Sunday | Oprah Winfrey Network

Tune in April 12 at 11 a.m. ET/PT on OWN.

Oprah and Jon Kabat-Zinn, PhD, offer an introduction to mindfulness meditation and the benefits it can bring to our everyday lives.

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Drum Fill Friday, For April 3

Our recurring puzzler for careful listeners, this week featuring a selection of drum fills handpicked by All Songs Considered co-host Robin Hilton. Hear the fill and match it to the song.

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Don’t Be April Fooled By These Amazing Beyonce/Rihanna/Nicki Minaj Supergroup Pics!

A bunch of photos depicting Beyonce, Rihanna, and Nicki Minaj as a supergroup have been circulating around Twitter for April Fools Day.
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The Funniest April Fools’ Day Pranks Of 2015 From Around The Web

April Fools’ Day has become synonymous with brands and companies lying to everyone on the Internet, but let’s not forget what it’s really all about: clever pranks on friends.

People didn’t waste any time today in getting the drop on their friends, family and co-workers for April Fools’ Day. Some pranks took a lot of time, and some took a lot of evil. But all of them are at the expense of someone else and not us so let’s just sit back and be entertained by the good-natured misfortunes of others!

Here are some of the best ones from around the Internet.


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New Movies, TV on iTunes in April: ‘Citizenfour,’ Jennifer Aniston’s ‘Cake,’ More

Apple’s online store is also offering free digital downloads of the series premieres of ‘Sonic Highways’ and ‘American Odyssey.’
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Meet Michiel Huisman, InStyle’s April Man of Style

We caught up with the actor after he dubbed lines for ‘The Age of Adaline,’ a film out this month that will cement Huisman’s status as Hollywood heartthrob.
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Paul Blart Mall Cop 2 on April 17th! – The Big League

Blart is Back with a bigger mission and badder enemies. Ride into theaters with Blart on April 17th!

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Release Date: 17 April 2015
In this sequel, in which Kevin James reprises the role of Paul Blart, the security guard is headed to Las Vegas to attend a Security Guard Expo with his teenage daughter Maya (Raini Rodriguez) before she departs for college. While at the convention, he inadvertently discovers a heist – and it’s up to Blart to apprehend the criminals.

Genre: Comedy
Cast: Kevin James, Raini Rodriguez, Eduardo Verástegui, Daniella Alonso, Neal McDonough, David Henrie
Director: Andy Fickman
Writers: Nick Bakay, Kevin James

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Oprah Winfrey Network is the first and only network named for, and inspired by, a single iconic leader. Oprah Winfrey’s heart and creative instincts inform the brand — and the magnetism of the channel.

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John Oliver’s April Fools’ Day Pledge Will Restore The True Meaning Of April 1st

John Oliver wants to bring back the true meaning of April 1st — and it’s got nothing to do with pulling an April Fools’ Day prank or hoax.

It’s “the day we traditionally look at our calendars and think, ‘Oh shit, I really have to do my taxes,'” Oliver said in a clip posted online in lieu of his HBO show, “Last Week Tonight,” which was off on Sunday.

Explaining that April Fools’ Day pranks are for sociopaths, Oliver is asking his viewers to take the “No Prank Pledge,” because “April Fools’ Day is to comedy as to St. Patrick’s Day is to Irish Culture,” he said. “It is a mockery of the very concept that usually ends in a fistfight.”

Check out the clip above for more… and to take the pledge yourself.

“Last Week Tonight” returns on Sunday night.

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17 Outrageous Pranks To Fuel Your April Fools’ Day Ideas

The day you’ve waited for and/or dreaded is near.

April Fools’ Day is an odd little holiday. On the one hand, we all LOVE April Fools’ Day because funny things always happen. Unless, of course, we’re the butt of a joke. In which case, f–k that holiday! It’s the worst.

No matter which side of the spectrum you fall on, you’ll get a kick out of these outstanding prank GIFs. You can either cringe along with the unsuspecting victims or take notes for next year so you never get tricked again. Your call!

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Source: Browns eye April return for Manziel

The Cleveland Browns are expecting Johnny Manziel to participate in offseason workouts beginning April 20 after he completes more than two months of treatment, a source told ESPN.com.
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April Richardson, Sean Patton, Paul Scheer – St. Hashtag’s Day – @midnight with Chris Hardwick

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After seeing a photo of a rowdy St. Patrick’s Day partier, April Richardson, Sean Patton and Paul Scheer come up with appropriate hashtags for the drunken celebration.

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Paul Blart Mall Cop 2 – Blart is Back on April 17th!

Crime in Las Vegas malls has hit an all-time high…so they called in Blart!
Ride into theaters on April 17th

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Release Date: 17 April 2015
In this sequel, in which Kevin James reprises the role of Paul Blart, the security guard is headed to Las Vegas to attend a Security Guard Expo with his teenage daughter Maya (Raini Rodriguez) before she departs for college. While at the convention, he inadvertently discovers a heist – and it’s up to Blart to apprehend the criminals.

Genre: Comedy
Cast: Kevin James, Raini Rodriguez, Eduardo Verástegui, Daniella Alonso, Neal McDonough, David Henrie
Director: Andy Fickman
Writers: Nick Bakay, Kevin James

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Get a Sneak Peek of Our Interview with April Cover Star Kate Winslet

Inside the April issue of InStyle, available on newsstands and for digital download today, writer Chloe Fox sat down with Oscar-winning actress Kate Winslet for an intimate conversation about life at home, embracing her famous curves, and staying sane after almost 20 years in the spotlight. What follows is excerpt. For more stories like this, subscribe […]
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Arclight’s Nicolas Cage-starring ‘Outcast’ Finally Gets April Screening Date In China (Exclusive)


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29-Hour Marvel Movie Marathon Will Test Your Fandom In Theaters This April

“Lord of the Rings” fans are lightweights. Marvel THIS!

AMC and Regal Cinemas announced a 29-hour Ultimate Marvel Marathon, a super test of stamina that’ll end with some of the first screenings of the new “Avengers: Age of Ultron.”

The marathon will begin at select theaters — some of which haven’t been announced — at 6 p.m. on April 29, and run through all 11 Marvel movies released since “Iron Man” in 2008, The Verge reports. The cinematic binge will cost $ 65, which comes out to just under $ 6 a movie, and give fans early access to the Avengers sequel that has received a lot of hype.

Here’s a full list of the lineup, according to AMC:

  • 6 p.m. IRON MAN
  • 8:25 p.m. THE INCREDIBLE HULK
  • 10:35 p.m. IRON MAN 2
  • 1 a.m. THOR
  • 3:10 a.m. CAPTAIN AMERICA: THE FIRST AVENGER
  • 5:30 a.m. THE AVENGERS
  • 8:48 a.m. IRON MAN 3
  • 11:15 a.m. THOR: THE DARK WORLD
  • 1:45 p.m. CAPTAIN AMERICA: THE WINTER SOLDIER
  • 4:20 p.m. GUARDIANS OF THE GALAXY
  • 7 p.m. AVENGERS: AGE OF ULTRON

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Playboy’s Sexy Month in Review | April 2014

Playboy reviews the sexiest Playmates, Cybergirls and Playboy.com Models in the April edition of Month in Review: http://bit.ly/1fEdI6u

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Playboy’s Cybergirl of the Month April 2014: Lana James | Cybergirls

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Playboy’s Miss April 2001: Katie Lohmann | Playmates

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Playboy’s Miss April 2014: Shanice Jordyn | Playmates

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April Sinner, Ian Tate

April Sinner is out for a walk on her estate grounds looking for a nice spot to lay down and enjoy a mid-afternoon nap. She requires nothing more than to have this day over with, so she takes the time to lay down on the grass when her lover Ian Tate comes by. She knows what he wants and she’s happy to oblige. Anything to take her mind off this day. Laying down and letting him lift her miniskirt she starts to lose herself to the passion as he spreads her open with his touching tongue and warm lusty breath.

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Sexy Cybergirl of the Month April 2013 Jessie Cabanné | In The Garden

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Cybergirl of the Month of April 2013 Jessie Cabanné | All American Woman

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