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How to Keep Your Balls Fresh, Clean, and Dry

While your nether regions aren’t on public display nearly as often as your perfectly groomed mug (we hope), it’s still imperative—for your health, and for your partner’s ego—that you keep everything down there clean and healthy. Because your junk spends most of the day in the dark, and because moisture so easily accumulates in this area, your balls and everything else are at greater risk for infection (not to mention nastiness).


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Here are the best ways to keep your balls dry, clean, and fresh, and your man parts presentable—even if only for you.

 

 

First, develop a grooming regimen for your junk:

Washing: You’re remiss not to shower—did we really have to tell you that? Give everything a scrubdown with a nourishing, mild soap or body wash. “Wash the area daily, and after working out,” says New York-based dermatologist Anthony M. Rossi, M.D. “This helps prevent bacterial and fungal skin infections that can happen.” We recommend something like Jack Black All-Over Wash, which is a facial cleanser, shampoo and body wash in one.

Powders: Then, as you get dressed, sprinkle some moisture-wicking body powder into your drawers, and evenly distribute it around your business, even down there between the legs. Jack Black’s Dry Down Friction-Free Powder keeps your skin soft as it soaks up any sweat. It also prevents chafing throughout the day, and during workouts. (It also smells freaking great.)

Creams: As an alternative to powder, you can invest in a soothing cream, like the aptly named Fresh Balls Lotion for Men which is less cumbersome to apply than powder, and dries with a cooling tingle. It’s talc- and aluminum-free, so it keeps everything dry without putting any potentially harmful ingredients into your body. Rossi’s favorite topical creams have zinc oxide, which he says is “a great barrier paste that prevents chafing and irritation” by settling in the folds of the skin to block yeast and bacteria buildup. Try Mayron’s Goods Junk Stuff for that—it also doubles as a healing cream for existing chafing and irritation.

Manscaping: Lastly, keep things trim. Some guys like to remove all their hair, but that’s not necessary. Instead, just trim the area with an electric clipper, to minimize the amount of moisture that gets trapped by the hairs. If you choose to shave all the way down, Rossi warns, you run the risk of shaving over infected skin or using a blade that has accumulated bacteria. In either scenario, you can infect the hair follicle; folliculitis is painful, so it’s imperative to keep the area clean, and to only manscape with a fresh razor.


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Equip yourself with the right underwear

You can’t go wrong with cotton. It’s the most breathable fabric, and if you’re taking the aforementioned preventative measures, you should already be less prone to any swampy buildu, since cotton easily absorbs and holds sweat. Rossi suggests finding a good cotton-polyester blend, since polyester helps migrate any moisture to the outside of the fabric, allowing it to evaporate. A brand like Saxx is ideal: Their underwear is made with comfy pima cotton along with stretchy spandex and polyester; plus, SAXX’s unique “Ballpark pouch” panels act like dividers for your junk and your legs, providing the perfect combo of breathability, form-fitting comfort, and architecture (read: room for your balls).

But even if you take preventative measures, you might still get sweaty during the day. For some guys, simply sitting for a few hours can cause things to get swampy­­. Solution? Pack an extra pair of underwear in your work bag. Sure, it seems excessive, but sitting in your own filth all day is akin to skipping a shower after a workout and letting everything fester—it’s a recipe for a fungal infection.

If you get jock itch:

Rossi suggests over-the-counter anti-fungal solutions like Terbinafine (laminal) creams, or Lotrimin. They should remedy the situation in a few days. (Many athlete’s foot creams are also effective against jock itch; they’re both fungal infections.)

“Of course, any rash that is not clearing up or improving should be seen by your dermatologist,” Rossi adds. “Not all rashes in the groin are jock itch.  Some can be cancerous.” So, if things aren’t fixed quickly, discontinue the anti-fungal cream and talk to your doctor.

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Balls of Fury

Robert Ben Garant

Genre: Comedy

Price: $ 4.99

Release Date: December 18, 2007


Watch the balls fly in this hilarious, action-packed comedy starring Christopher Walken (Hairspray) and George Lopez (The George Lopez Show)! When former professional table tennis phenomenon Randy Daytona (Dan Fogler) is recruited by FBI Agent Rodriguez (Lopez) for a mission in the unsanctioned, underground and utterly unhinged world of extreme table tennis, he's determined to bounce back to his former glory and smoke out his father's killer, the arch-fiend Feng (Walken). But with danger coming at him from every angle, will Randy be able to keep his eye on the balls? From the creators of Night at the Museum and Reno 911! comes the outrageous film critics are calling "a fast, furious comedy!" (Thelma Adams, US Weekly)

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Why Do We Grab Life By The Balls?

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Stop Catching Foul Balls While Holding Your Babies, You Lunatics

Something has gone awry in baseball. Back in the proverbial day, we caught foul balls, gently placed a celebratory hand in the air, quietly sat down and then got back to eating our peanuts or whatever, like normal, civilized people.

But at some point, something changed. No longer is it enough to simply catch a foul ball. Nowadays, you need to catch it in a way that separates you from the crowd, that temporarily elevates you from mere baseball fan to something akin to viral legend.

Was it Sportscenter that did this? The Internet? The evolution of man? Obama? No one can say for sure, but the point is that it happened. People are catching baseballs with beers, and they’re catching them with popcorn buckets. They’re catching them bare-handed, and they catching them backhanded. They’re catching them and dancing and they’re catching them and prancing.

And you know what? That’s all fine and good. Catch your foul balls with whatever receptacle you want. After all, this is America. Nothing wrong with a little show-boating. But there’s one new aspect of this trend that has been creeping up on us for some time that we need to talk about, if only because’s it’s gained some recent steam.

We’re talking about grabbing foul balls while holding babies, people.

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These aren’t the only examples we could find, either. There are so, so, so many of them. One baby catch? Fine. Two? Sure. Three? Now we all see what’s going on.

We get where you’re coming from, moms and dads. You’re cool parents with senses of coordination we can’t match. You love your child, but you also love the spotlight, and this is one of the few instances in which those two passions can be combined into a moment of you being you. Hell, if “we” were parents, “we’d” probably be right there next to you. Looks pretty fun to be honest. But we aren’t parents. We are without child. And that makes us the voice of reason in this particular situation.

So quite literally, we beg of you: Think of the children. It’s only a matter of time before an attempt at virality ends with a trip to the hospital and a national conversation about parenting. And as we all know, there is nothing worse than a national conversation about parenting. Don’t make it come to that.

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Release Date: June 19, 2015


With graduation looming, a group of fifth-year college seniors get the gang back together for one last shot at Intramural sports glory. A hilarious sendup of inspirational sports movies replete with epic training montages, over-the-top motivational speeches and awkward tackles.

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Note: Do not read on if you have not seen Season 5, Episode 6 of FOX’s MasterChef, titled “Top 16 Compete.”

How depressing! Canned food and stolen panna cotta have a moment this week. But let’s start from the beginning.

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The Mystery Box challenge really brought me back to my college days: making a stellar dish with unlabeled cans. A lot of the chefs wasted time opening all 52 of them and being boring; the top three stood out for being efficient, balanced, and interesting. I was pulling for Victoria who made some trendy meat fritters, but I think her canned artichokes didn’t hit the mark with the judges. Ahran proved her smarts (and now Joe B. is favoring her a little after her rant a few episodes back, don’t you think?) by using only one can of fruit cocktail to make a sponge cake with the staple box. The winner of the Mystery Box ended up being Elizabeth, though, who made a very ugly, but apparently tasty, borscht-like thing.

So be it. She goes into the pantry and into hardcore swoon mode because last year’s winner Luca and a MasterChef Junior champ Alexander are there. It’s not just for plugging Luca’s book and the MC brand. OK, it is. But Elizabeth gets to choose who makes whose signature dish. The little guy has a pristine panna cotta; the Italian, some saltimbocca on steroids. Elizabeth goes into it thinking of choosing those competitors who lack ‘finesse’ to make the dessert and those who have unrefined palettes the veal.

So, Willie is psyched out (and he has no idea what radicchio is). Courtney, as always, is majorly cocky. You have to hand it to the producers on that one, especially with shameless panning to her heels. And Elizabeth does a supreme job of acting excited about “hanging” with the MasterChef champs.

But then it gets interesting — someone steals Jamie’s third panna cotta from the fridge. Or accidentally grabs it thinking its their own. Poor, poor Tyler. In a panic, he grabbed the wrong ramekin. The good news is that Jamie’s third panna cotta also didn’t set right, so it’s not like she was really robbed.

The judges decide that rules are rules and you have to plate your own food. Ironic, coming from three restaurateurs known for their sneaky, cost cutting ways. Anyone read Joe B.’s book?

So, Willie was saved by a fluke. We’ll never get to see Tyler’s stewed squirrel. And Courtney wins the day.

Very anticlimactic and sort of upsetting, right? What did you think of this week’s competition? Let me know in the comments or @karenfratti.

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