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Q. What kind of man was Boaz before he married?
Q. What do they call pastors in Germany?
A. German Shepherds.
Q. Who was the greatest financier in the Bible?
A. Noah. He was floating his stock while everyone else was in liquidation.
Q. What was the greatest female financier in the Bible?
A. Pharaoh’s daughter. She went down to the bank of the Nile and drew out a little prophet.
Q. What kind of motor vehicles are in the Bible?
A. Jehovah drove Adam and Eve out of the Garden in a Fury. David’s Triumph was heard throughout the land. Honda, because the apostles were all in one
Q. Who was the greatest comedian in the Bible?
A. Samson. He brought the house down.
Q. What excuse did Adam give to his children as to why he no longer lived in Eden?
A. Your mother ate us out of house and home.
Q. Which servant of God was the most flagrant lawbreaker in the Bible?
A. Moses. He broke all 10 commandments at once.
Q. Which area of Palestine was especially wealthy?
A. The area around Jordan. The banks were always overflowing.
Q. Who is the greatest baby sitter mentioned in the Bible?
A. David. He rocked Goliath to a very deep sleep.
Q. Which Bible character had no parents?
A. Joshua, son of Nun.
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My family was visiting a church and the minister announced they had both Spanish and English Bibles for use during the service.
My youngest son tugged at my sleeve and whispered, “Mommy, I want one of those Spanish Bibles.”
“Don’t be silly, you can’t read Spanish,” I quickly rejoined.
Holding out his own Bible to me, my kindergartner explained, “Mom, I can’t read English either.”
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Scarlett Johansson Does A Sexy Bible …
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Oprah Winfrey swaps Biblical verses with Stephen Colbert while appearing on “The Late Show” to promote her new mini-series, “Belief.”
If you have been following my analysis of Trump’s persuasive brilliance you will see another example on display in this new story.
On the surface, Trump seems to be just another politician dodging just another question. Routine stuff, right?
But check out the wording. He had that reply in the chamber, locked and loaded. He said his relationship with the Bible was “personal.”
Compare that to any other wording he could have used. You can play at home. Try to come up with a better response than saying his relationship with the Bible is personal.
Good luck with that.
Every Christian, Muslim, and Jew watching the exchange nodded agreement that a person’s relationship with the Lord is personal and really should not be the topic of public conversation. Check.
And every reason-loving person that heard Trump’s response thought he didn’t sound too anti-science, or particularly dogmatic. Nothing to worry about. Just move along.
And I can guarantee that some atheists heard his response and thought there is a good chance he is one of them. Obviously a person in that position has to hide it.
Trump provides the canvas and everyone paints their own favorite picture.
If you look closely at Trump’s response, he did more than avoid the question and act vague. He redirected your thoughts to the issue of privacy (by saying it was personal) because that has more immediacy to your brain than thoughts of your afterlife. Clever move.
And what about the folks who are concerned about government snooping on their privacy? They just heard Trump guard his own, while implying that privacy is important. Nice. He got that one for free without discussing government snooping at all.
The media will report that Trump did nothing but dodge a question. I say there is more method to it. I believe we are witnessing something that could fundamentally change the way we view human nature. That’s a longer post, but the two-word summary is moist robots. It gets harder to deny our nature when you see a linguistic wizard reprogramming people in real time.
I remind you that I do not know what kind of president Trump will be. I am not that smart and neither are most of you. But I do enjoy watching his linguistic precision, all covered in hay so he doesn’t scare the sheep. And I do not say that as a criticism. There doesn’t seem to be a second way to become president.
By Stian Hansen Published: August 16th, 2015
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Inspired my Chris’s misreading of a Netflix series’s title, Aubrey Plaza, Paul Scheer and Rob Huebel preach the lessons of the Gospel According to Awesome.
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Juan Pablo Di Pace (Jesus) and Chipo Chung (Mary Magdelene) tell Access what it was like preparing for the roles of Jesus and Mary Magdelene in ”A.D.’
Mark Burnett and Roma Downey tell Access why they are so emotionally invested in NBC’s ‘A.D. The Bible Continues.’
If life is one big popularity contest, then The Social Climber’s Bible is your secret weapon to win the grand prize. Written by novelist-screenwriter Dirk Wittenborn and his niece, Johnson & Johnson heiress Jazz Johnson, the LOL-worthy guide ($ 20, amazon.com) offers practical tips for stepping up your social game and landing the privileged elite friends […]
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