Patriots’ D flexes versus Bills; Aaron Rodgers, Packers up next

The Patriots proved Monday night that they can win a grind-it-out game. Next Sunday could be more of a shootout. – NFL

Aretha Franklin’s Lawyer Files Docs with Estate for Unpaid Legal Bills

Aretha Franklin is getting dogged in death over legal bills … TMZ has learned. The late singer’s lawyer, Gregory Reed, says he had trouble collecting what Aretha owed him when she was alive … so he’s now hoping her estate will cough up some…


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Report: Bills’ McCarron suffers collarbone break

Bills quarterback AJ McCarron sustained a hairline fracture to his right collarbone Friday in Buffalo’s preseason game against the Browns, according to the Buffalo News. – NFL

Buffalo Bills Zay Jones Will Not Be Charged for Window Smashing After Bloody Arrest

Buffalo Bills receiver Zay Jones will NOT be charged with vandalism after the bizarre incident where he got naked, argued with his brother … and allegedly smashed out a 30th floor window. The L.A. County D.A. tells TMZ Sports … there was insufficient…


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Orange Overlord Of Chaos Cheeto Trump Bills Himself As A “Stable Genius

President Donald Trump has been battling questions about his mental fitness after a tell-all book from author Michael Wolff suggested that the former business mogul is mentally unraveled.  Saturday morning, President Trump fired off a series of tweets hitting back at critics and labeled himself a “very stable genius.”

“Now that Russian collusion, after one year of intense study, has proven to be a total hoax on the American public, the Democrats and their lapdogs, the Fake News Mainstream Media, are taking out the old Ronald Reagan playbook and screaming mental stability and intelligence…..,” Trump tweeted.

He added, “Actually, throughout my life, my two greatest assets have been mental stability and being, like, really smart. Crooked Hillary Clinton also played these cards very hard and, as everyone knows, went down in flames. I went from VERY successful businessman, to top T.V. Star.”

Trump ended the string with, “ro President of the United States (on my first try). I think that would qualify as not smart, but genius….and a very stable genius at that!”

Yes folks, this man is the leader of the United States and easily the most powerful man in the nation tweeting like a petulant 12-year-old boy who got turned down at the sock hop.

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Browns, Bills and 49ers set up for big 2018 draft

Three teams traded up to select their quarterbacks of the future in 2017. Now three others are armed with lots of capital, but not all will take a QB. – NFL

Vet Bills

While waiting at the veterinarian’s office, I overheard two women chatting about their dogs.

“What’s your dog’s name?” asked the first woman.

“Well, we used to call her Pork Chop,” answered the second lady. “But after the vet bills we’ve had for her, we now call her Filet Mignon.”

Received from Thomas Ellsworth.
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Mathew Knowles — The IRS Wants My Bills, Bills, Bills

Mathew Knowles is holding seminars on how to make it big in showbiz … maybe the first lesson should be: PAY YOUR TAXES, because the feds are after him again.  Uncle Sam just bitch slapped Beyonce’s daddy with a $ 220,000 tax lien. Seems in…


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Lindsay Lohan — Sued Over Unpaid Bills … From Her Craziest Days!

Lindsay Lohan is being sued for allegedly stiffing her former driver, but you can understand why she might not have paid … because she had A LOT of other stuff going on back then.   First, the lawsuit … a guy named Edson Ricci claims LiLo owes…


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Infographic: Tips For Keeping Your Energy Bills Down

Extreme heat during the summer means many households will face months of skyrocketing energy bills. Here are some tips for saving energy and keeping your monthly bill reasonable:

  • Air-drying all of your laundry is an easy way to make sure your clothes feel uncomfortable and look like shit
  • Cool your body naturally by lowering your pulse to 10 beats per minute
  • Unplug your devices during the 30 minutes per day you are not using them
  • Stuff unused power outlets with paper towels and Kleenex to prevent electricity from escaping from the holes
  • Refer to power as “juice”
  • Explain to the maidens who fan you with giant palm fronds that hard times mean a slight reduction in wages
  • Switch off your distortion pedal to save electricity and let the warm, cl