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[[tmz:video id=”0_hyg20kjq”]] TMZ Sports has obtained the 911 call Tyrel Dodson’s GF made after the Buffalo Bills rookie allegedly attacked her in Arizona … and she tells the operator, “He hit me across my face!” The woman was frantic — sobbing loudly…
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April 30th is the day when Call of Duty: Black Ops 4 next season titled Operation Spectre Rising will launch and its offering a bevy of new updates in all areas of the game.
Operation Spectre Rising follows the release of the Alcatraz map that came earlier in the month. Players will see the return of the favorite sword-wielding specialist Spectre from Call of Duty: Black Ops 3 who will be available in both multiplayer modes and Blackout. In addition to the new specialist, fans of the game can look forward to new maps, characters, weapons, outfits personalization items, game modes, and Blackout updates.
The new maps coming to Black Ops 4 include Masquerade, Artifact, and WMD. On top of that Blackout’s world changes and becomes Wetworks undergoing a drastic transformation when a dam is destroyed flooding the Firing Range, Cargo, and Factory with water. As mentioned above new characters will also be available for use in the game. The trailer shows of old Frank Woods, Sarah Hall from Black Ops 3, Blackjack, and Sergei Kozin in action.
Multiplayer will also see an update with a new mode called Bounty Hunter as the well the return of Gauntlet and Prop Hunt modes. As far as weapons, players can look forward to using the new Ballistic Knife, Tigershark LMG and a new melee weapon for up close and personal situations called the Nifo’oti Club as well as weapon charms and camo skins.
Operation Spectre Rising injects new energy into Call of Duty: Black Ops 4 tomorrow to see all of the updates coming in action check out the trailer below.
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Auburn coach Bruce Pearl implored fans to remember a “great game,” but Virginia and Auburn’s Final Four matchup will be tied to a foul call.
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The intense battle royale action of Call of Duty: Black Ops 4‘s popular Blackout Mode will be taking its act to the famed island prison of Alcatraz, Activision revealed today (April 1).
The new map will allow players to engage in both close-quarters combat and long-range exterior firefights as they battle to be the last squad standing the company revealed in a press release. The 1:34 trailer shows off how you will have to utilize new techniques and strategies while taking on challenges such as zombies on the new fog filled and creepy map.
Per Activision:
“The new Blackout Alcatraz map is set in a fog-filled island boasting a variety of environments that all lead up to the big cellhouse atop the hill. Requiring new strategies and tactics, players will drop in, gear up and fight through both close-quarters combat and long-range exterior firefights as they battle to be the last squad standing.
Alcatraz is launching in addition to the original Blackout map, so players will have two distinct maps to choose from when jumping into the mode.”
The Alcatraz map launched April 2 on PlayStation 4 first with Xbox One and PC players joining in on the fun very soon after. You can take a good look at what to expect in the trailer for the exciting new Blackout Mode arena below and while you are at it read up on Call of Duty mobile as well.
But wait there is more, Activision/Treyarch also announced there will be free access to Blackout Mode starting on April 2-30. So yeah you get an entire month to join the Call of Duty battle royale party.
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Warriors coach Steve Kerr was ejected after he spiked his clipboard and went off on officials for calling a flagrant foul on Draymond Green in the fourth quarter of Wednesday’s loss to Portland.
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Jenelle Evans called her 911 call about husband David a “big misunderstanding.” See how she explained it to her mom on Teen Mom 2.
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The comedic actress says she's going to keep wearing fur "until police stop killing black people."
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In the U.S., the Council of Fashion Designers of America has taken up the mantle of the United Nations’ call for a need for the fashion industry to move on its global mandate on sustainability.
Earlier this year, the CFDA, considered a non-governmental organization, launched a sustainability-centered resource hub to provide members, educators and the professional community with open-access resources pertaining specifically to the fashion business. The NGO is also paying particular attention to professional development, and helping early-stage brands build businesses with a sustainability focus.
Among the informational options set for launch on Jan. 14 on the CFDA platform is a Materials Index that contains a directory of materials, including fiber information with descriptions. Another is a Sustainability Directory, a resource hub that connects fashion designers, companies and students with resources that include organizations and tools. There is also a Guide to Sustainable Strategies that’s meant as an overview to help members create, meet and exceed their sustainability goals. The Guide also contains case studies of members on their sustainability journey. And there’s the Sustainable Strategies Toolkit that maps and frames out the sustainability priorities so brands have access to diagnostics for their use, as well as a step-by-step guide on
If you compare the teams’ resumes, it makes sense the committee ranked the Sooners higher. But that doesn’t mean things won’t change on Sunday.
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Michael Avenatti found himself the center of controversy when an actress accused him of assaulting her. In the ensuing investigation, it has since come out that the accuser, Mareli Miniutti, never reported any injuries after making the 911 call earlier this month.
The Blast reports:
The Blast has obtained the written summary record of the 911 call, as officials will not release the actual audio unless a subpoena or court order is given. However, the summary notes from the call give insight into what actress Mareli Miniutti told LAPD on the night of November 14.
According to police records, the call came in at 12:28 AM and Miniutti reported that the alleged incident occurred at Avenatti’s apartment building in the Century City area of Los Angeles.
During the call, Miniutti did not discuss any alleged injuries she may have suffered. She also did not mention any weapons being involved with the incident.
Miniutti did not provide her name during the call or identify herself, but the record states “Caller reported being assaulted by suspect Michael Avenatti and officers responded.”
The outlet adds that last Wednesday (Nov. 21), the Los Angeles City Attorney’s Office decided not to prosecute the case as a felony. It adds that if Avenatti faces any charges, it will most likely be a misdemeanor.
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Ever blurted out Jay-Z’s famous lyric to “99 Problems”? Bet it’s never resulted in cops pointing guns at you … ’cause that’s EXACTLY what happened to one man in Tennessee. Davon Eddington tells TMZ … he was in his backyard last week in…
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Kim Kardashian, Khloe Kardashian and Kourtney Kardashian recently enjoyed a beautiful and relaxing getaway to Bali, Indonesia.
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Topher Grace is getting an ominous warning about his KKK role in the new movie, “BlacKkKlansman,” and it’s serious enough he’s had to get police involved … TMZ has learned. Topher got a phone call from someone who called him a gay slur, and warned…
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Some influential Hollywood production companies and talent agencies are supporting a call for a more responsible approach in the telling of stories about the transgender community.
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[[tmz:video id=”0_lmmhtkpy”]] TMZ Sports has obtained the 911 call made by the woman who claimed Kareem Hunt shoved her at his apartment … telling the operator, “I was assaulted and I need help.” Back in February, cops in Cleveland were called to…
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Tom Brady, Julio Jones and Aaron Donald are conspicuously absent but Odell Beckham Jr. is attending OTAs.
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Some big names from the NBA, NFL, and MLS were on hand to witness the reveal of Call of Duty: Black Ops 4 and be the first to get hands-on with the game.
Thursday, May 17th, Activision developer Treyarch held a community reveal event for Call of Duty: Black Ops 4 — the next chapter in the popular first-person shooter franchise. The event was held at the Jet Center Los Angeles in Hawthorne California.
On hand to witness the next step in the blockbuster franchise were hundreds of media, community members and celebrity Call of Duty players. Notable pro-athletes from across the sports world who love the game were in the building were L.A. Clippers all-star center DeAndre Jordan, Sacramento Kings young star De’Aron Fox, L.A. Rams star running back Todd Gurley, Minnesota Timberwolves all-star center Karl-Anthony Townes, Pittsburgh Steeler wide receiver JuJu Smith-Schuster and L.A. Galaxy left-back Ashley Cole.
L.A.’s top athletes even battled for hometown bragging rights in a “Battle For LA” game match as fans watched and cheered on.
In case you didn’t know, Black Ops 4 is ditching it’s single-player campaign and put all of its focus on the multiplayer aspect of the game. Along with tweaked gameplay and features, there is also a new Battle Royale mode called Blackout that has COD players excited that hopes to rival Fortnite and PUBG.
Call of Duty: Black Ops 4 arrives October 12th, and is available for pre-order now. For more photos from the night hit the flip.
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Celebrities, politicians, and student activists react to the fatal school shooting in Santa Fe, Texas.
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[[tmz:video id=”0_fonyr7ze”]] ‘Real Housewives of Atlanta’ star Marlo Hampton says Kenya Moore is spreading lies and rumors by insinuating she’s a call girl and prostitute when the real sham is Kenya’s own marriage. We spoke to Marlo after this…
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Source: The Weeknd performing at the SSE Hydro in the SEC in Glasgow Featuring: The Weeknd, Abel Makkonen Tesfaye Where: Glasgow, Scotland, United Kingdom When: 10 Mar 2017 Credit: Peter Kaminski/WENN.com Photo : WENN.com
Is it just us or does The Weeknd strike you as the type of singer who likes to wallow in sadness in his visuals?
In his somber clip to “Call Out My Name” the Canadian crooner continues that trend by walking down a lonely road after sunset like he just lost his best-friend. Not even an iPod though?
Yo Gotti meanwhile makes the most of the road and rolls in a all-white Lambo like it ain’t no thing in his Chris Brown assisted clip to “Save It For Me.”
Check out the rest of today’s drops including work from IDK & Denzel Curry, Nino Bless, and more.
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A “Stranger Things” casting call looks like a smoking gun in a lawsuit accusing show creators, the Duffer brothers, of ripping off a short film — because it’s black and white proof they jacked the film’s title. We’ve obtained the casting call, from Aug.…
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[[tmz:video id=”0_bqjrca7g”]] A man involved in making Kanye West’s Yeezy shoes seriously injured his leg, hand and head after an industrial machine fell on him … according to the nerve-racking 911 call. During the call — obtained by TMZ — a guy…
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Julius (Arnold Schwarzenegger) and Vincent (Danny DeVito) are back, and this time their love is deeper than ever. Get ready for the long awaited sequel to the 1988 comedy film ‘TWINS’ that proves that the love of family truly knows no bounds. A Twins/Call Me By Your Name mashup.
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[[tmz:video id=”0_slcjaz10″]] Jeremy London was screaming like a lunatic as he dragged his wife with a moving car … this according to the 911 call obtained by TMZ. During the call, Juliet London can be heard — with her voice cracking at times –…
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CALIFORNIA COOL–Luxury department store Lane Crawford wants to meet up-and-coming creatives in Los Angeles. For its seventh edition of its talent call, the influential retailer’s buying team will head to the city in January to scout emerging designers, brands, and artistic talent across a wide variety of categories.
The Los Angeles hunt marks the the seventh edition of the incubator, first launched in 2015, and is the first time it has been extended outside of China. Conceived to help revolutionize Lane Crawford’s buying model, brands that do not present their collections in traditional markets, showrooms, and fashion weeks will have an opportunity to connect directly, and it also targets creatives such as photographers, stylists, writers and multimedia content creators.
Applications, which are open now, are submitted via the Lane Crawford website with a judging panel scheduled at the 3.1 Phillip Lim on Third Street from Jan. 24 to 26. Once accepted, participants will get access to a range of benefits and career support from Lane Crawford’s team of experts.
Part of the Lane Crawford Joyce Group, the department store is a key channel for brands to break into the Chinese market.
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[[tmz:video id=”0_7f2a19rp”]] The woman who called 911 from French Montana’s birthday party claimed someone loaded her up with drugs, then tossed her out of the house naked, but her biggest concern seemed to be getting out of Calabasas. TMZ obtained…
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[[tmz:video id=”0_adnx1u2e”]] TMZ Sports has obtained the 911 call made by the Postmates food delivery driver who says MLB player Bruce Maxwell pointed a gun at her … and she’s clearly shaken by the frightening ordeal. The woman tells the 911 operator…
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An elderly gentleman checked into a New York hotel. The clerk mentioned the phone service the establishment made available for calling guests who
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“No need for that, young man,” snapped the old timer. “I always wake up at five am sharp without an alarm clock.”
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Call us crazy but it seems like strip bars aren’t featured as much in Hip-Hop videos anymore. Well, today that changed for a second.
In the visuals to “Call Me”, Nav and Metro hit up a strip bar where the talent in tow show and prove to have the kind of skills that allow them to twerk and hand stand through rain, typhoons and hurricanes of cash.
Meanwhile Lil Durk demonstrates how he balances the life of a rap performer and a family man in his clip to “Nobody Knows.”
Check out the rest of today’s drops including work from A$ AP Twelvyy featuring A$ AP Ferg, Dave East, and more.
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Jake and I recently had the pleasure of spending some quality time with our good friends Ashley and Brian. As most of you know this hot couple joined my site over a year ago and we really hit it off via e-mail and the members only cam chat. Since then weve hooked-up on several occasions for some incredibly hot fuck sessions. A few weeks ago the four us checked into a hotel and proceeded to spend an entire weekend fucking.
Yes, I mean literally the entire weekend! Ok, so maybe we did leave the hotel a couple of times to eat but most of the weekend was spent in bed. One morning we had plans to go out for breakfast but wed already been up most of the previous night fucking so when our alarm didnt go off Jake and I slept right through the planned meeting time.
Since we had exchanged room keys they went ahead and let themselves into our room. When Ashley saw we were still sleeping she decided to wake Jake up with a blowjob. I imagine any guy would prefer to be awakened by the sensation of a pair of hot wet lips wrapped around his cock than the ringing of a phone. When I woke up and saw her sucking him off I decided to get in on the action. The next thing I knew the three of us had spent nearly an hour fucking and sucking while Brian videotaped the whole thing!
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Jake and I recently had the pleasure of spending some quality time with our good friends Ashley and Brian. As most of you know this hot couple joined my site over a year ago and we really hit it off via e-mail and the members only cam chat. Since then weve hooked-up on several occasions for some incredibly hot fuck sessions. A few weeks ago the four us checked into a hotel and proceeded to spend an entire weekend fucking.
Yes, I mean literally the entire weekend! Ok, so maybe we did leave the hotel a couple of times to eat but most of the weekend was spent in bed. One morning we had plans to go out for breakfast but wed already been up most of the previous night fucking so when our alarm didnt go off Jake and I slept right through the planned meeting time.
Since we had exchanged room keys they went ahead and let themselves into our room. When Ashley saw we were still sleeping she decided to wake Jake up with a blowjob. I imagine any guy would prefer to be awakened by the sensation of a pair of hot wet lips wrapped around his cock than the ringing of a phone. When I woke up and saw her sucking him off I decided to get in on the action. The next thing I knew the three of us had spent nearly an hour fucking and sucking while Brian videotaped the whole thing!
Oh yeah, eventually we did make it to breakfast. And then of course back to the room to continue our weekend tryst!
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By now the nation is aware of the poor 22-year-old from Austintown, Ohio, who called 911 earlier this month to say he was “too high” and was later found by police surrounded by Doritos and cookies.
Now, his dankest hour has been made public.
In a 911 call obtained by WJW on Wednesday, the sad sap explains that he “can’t feel anything.”
A dispatcher asks, “OK, what’d you take?”
“Weed.”
The caller sounds upset, and the dispatcher’s tone changes from serious to comforting.
“OK,” the dispatcher says, “we’ll send an EMS right over to check you out, OK?”
“OK. Thank you,” the caller replies.
It turns out he was indeed OK. He refused medical attention, and gave responding officers the keys to his car so they could find his stash. Inside, they found a jar of marijuana, two joints and paraphernalia. Because he’s in Ohio, the caller now faces possession charges.
People who have smoked marijuana report an increased appetite because of brain stimulation from THC, one of the drug’s ingredients, Smithsonian.com reports.
The substance triggers the brain’s endocannabinoid system, which is connected to memory, emotions and appetite.
In this case, it seems it was a little too stimulated for the user’s own good.
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No, Urban Outfitters. Just no.
The retailer’s parent company, URBN, which also oversees Anthropologie and Free People, asked some of its salaried employees to volunteer at a fulfillment center in Pennsylvania in anticipation of a busy month, Gawker reported earlier this week. What this means is that employees at the URBN home office were being asked to work for free in order to help make sure customers got their orders speedily.
Reached for comment from The Huffington Post, the company said that employees were enthusiastic about the request:
[W]e received a tremendous response, including many of our senior management. Many hourly employees also offered to pitch in — an offer which we appreciated, but declined in order to ensure full compliance with all applicable labor laws and regulations. The dedication and commitment of URBN employees are second to none, and their response to this request is a testament to their solidarity and continued success.
Urban had been making some progress on labor practices. The retailer announced Wednesday that it would end on-call scheduling in its New York stores. But clearly it still has work to do.
The the chain doesn’t have the cleanest record when it comes to cultural or political sensitivity, either. Here’s a reminder of some other controversies Urban Outfitters has stirred in years past:
CEO and founder Richard Hayne has donated $ 14,000 over the years to presidential hopeful Rick Santorum, who has been vocal in his opposition to gay marriage. In 2008, Urban Outfitters quickly discontinued a T-shirt that had the slogan “I support same-sex marriage.”
After releasing Navajo-themed clothes and accessories in 2011, Urban Outfitters was slapped by a lawsuit from the Navajo Nation for using its name on products.
Someone at the the company actually thought it was a good idea to make sweatshirts emblazoned with “Kent State” along with some bloody-looking stains. Four students were killed and many others wounded in a shooting at that Ohio university in 1970. The retailer received immediate backlash and pulled the item from its site, claiming the stains were the result of discoloration and “natural wear and fray.”
Urban Outfitters has a long history of stealing other people’s designs. It’s lifted freely from jewelry sellers on Etsy and artists who are trying to sell their work online.
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The Wove Band by Polyera is the first wearable with a flexible touchscreen display. The devices won’t be publicly available until 2016, but Polyera CEO Phil Inagaki gave us a behind the scenes look at some prototypes, and talked with us about his design philosophy.
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Heather, a mom of four, lost her mother and oldest daughter within months of each other. She has been so devastated that she admits she has “checked out” from her remaining three daughters and lost her purpose in life.
In the video above, Dr. Phil looks at what she has told herself or others:
“I should just give up.”
“I don’t want to be a mom.”
“I’m failing my family.”
“I’m completely broken.”
“No point in taking care of myself.”
Dr. Phil asks, “If that’s what you’re saying to yourself over, and over and over again, what possible outcome could you have?” Pointing out how powerful her internal dialogue is, Dr. Phil explains, “We don’t react to what happens in life; we react to what we say to ourselves about what happens in life … Grief is not a disease. You are not broken. You don’t have the right to curl up in a ball and sit on the sidelines. You have a responsibility to put one foot in front of the other and behave and think your way through this.”
How can Heather overcome her pain and move forward with purpose — for her own sake and for her daughters? Watch more as Dr. Phil gives her the tools on Wednesday’s episode, “A Mother of Four Who Says: ‘I Don’t Want to Be a Mom Anymore.’”
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Democratic presidential candidate Bernie Sanders explained on Friday why he’s not insulted when people call him a socialist.
Sanders, a self-described democratic socialist, laughed when he was asked by “Late Show” host Stephen Colbert why he wouldn’t take the words “liberal” and “socialist” to be insults.
“I prefer the term, actually, to be a progressive and I’ll tell you why,” he said. Using Denmark as an example, Sanders said that social-democratic countries had better health care, child care and higher education systems than those in the United States.
“What you have is a society where government — as I believe it should in this country, radical idea though it may be — should actually represent working people and the middle class rather than large campaign donors,” Sanders said.
When asked what his vision for America would look like in “concrete terms,” Sanders spoke about what he saw as a “moral outrage” in the United States.
“In concrete terms, what it means is that it is a moral outrage that the top one-tenth of 1 percent today owns almost as much wealth as the bottom 90 percent,” he said. “That is the outrage and that has gotta change.”
That outrage at income inequality, Sanders said, is why he does not have a Super PAC, which would allow corporations, unions and other groups to give unlimited donations.
“I don’t have a Super PAC, I’m one of the few presidential candidates that does not, because frankly, I do not support the agenda of corporate America or the billionaire class. I don’t want their money,” he said.
Sanders has surged ahead of former Secretary of State Hillary Clinton in New Hampshire and Iowa, though polls this early in a presidential contest can be poor predictors of the eventual outcome. Asked why voters who think Clinton has a better shot of defeating a Republican should support him, Sanders made the case that he would match up better against a Republican in the general election.
“If you look at the polls of me running against Republicans, despite the fact that still in this country 20, 30, 40 percent of the people don’t know who I am or what I am fighting for, we do almost as well and in some cases better than Hillary Clinton does today, and that will only get better in the future,” he said.
“Republicans win when the voter turnout is low,” Sanders continued. “I think the kinds of crowds and the excitement that we are generating with young people, with working people, will result in very large voter turnouts to get the White House, and not only get the White House, recapture the Senate and do well in the House.”
Sanders, who was first elected to Congress in 1990 and is its longest-serving independent, also rejected the suggestion that he was making a populist appeal similar to that of Republican front-runner Donald Trump.
“I think that what Trump is doing is appealing to the baser instincts among us, xenophobia and, frankly, racism,” he said. “I think that is disgraceful and not something we should be doing in this country in 2015.”
The Vermont senator, who at times has had a tense relationship with those in the Black Lives Matter movement, spoke about his vision for a more inclusive America.
“What I am talking about is a vision that goes beyond telling us that we have to hate a group of people,” he said. “What I am talking about is saying that in the wealthiest country in the history of the world, there are extraordinary things that we can do when people come together, black and white, and gay and straight, and demand that government start working for all of us and not just the few.”
Sanders, who has dismissed frivolous questions from reporters during his campaign, also played along with a lighter segment on the show where he stood in front of a camera and said whether he is for or against certain issues. Among those he weighed in on were rainy-day Mondays (he is against them) and kissing on the first date (he supports it sometimes).
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Democratic presidential candidate Bernie Sanders explained on Friday why he’s not insulted when people call him a socialist.
Sanders, a self-described democratic socialist, laughed when he was asked by “Late Show” host Stephen Colbert why he wouldn’t take the words “liberal” and “socialist” to be insults.
“I prefer the term, actually, to be a progressive and I’ll tell you why,” he said. Using Denmark as an example, Sanders said that social-democratic countries had better health care, child care and higher education systems than those in the United States.
“What you have is a society where government — as I believe it should in this country, radical idea though it may be — should actually represent working people and the middle class rather than large campaign donors,” Sanders said.
When asked what his vision for America would look like in “concrete terms,” Sanders spoke about what he saw as a “moral outrage” in the United States.
“In concrete terms, what it means is that it is a moral outrage that the top one-tenth of 1 percent today owns almost as much wealth as the bottom 90 percent,” he said. “That is the outrage and that has gotta change.”
That outrage at income inequality, Sanders said, is why he does not have a Super PAC, which would allow corporations, unions and other groups to give unlimited donations.
“I don’t have a Super PAC, I’m one of the few presidential candidates that does not, because frankly, I do not support the agenda of corporate America or the billionaire class. I don’t want their money,” he said.
Sanders has surged ahead of former Secretary of State Hillary Clinton in New Hampshire and Iowa, though polls this early in a presidential contest can be poor predictors of the eventual outcome. Asked why voters who think Clinton has a better shot of defeating a Republican should support him, Sanders made the case that he would match up better against a Republican in the general election.
“If you look at the polls of me running against Republicans, despite the fact that still in this country 20, 30, 40 percent of the people don’t know who I am or what I am fighting for, we do almost as well and in some cases better than Hillary Clinton does today, and that will only get better in the future,” he said.
“Republicans win when the voter turnout is low,” Sanders continued. “I think the kinds of crowds and the excitement that we are generating with young people, with working people, will result in very large voter turnouts to get the White House, and not only get the White House, recapture the Senate and do well in the House.”
Sanders, who was first elected to Congress in 1990 and is its longest-serving independent, also rejected the suggestion that he was making a populist appeal similar to that of Republican front-runner Donald Trump.
“I think that what Trump is doing is appealing to the baser instincts among us, xenophobia and, frankly, racism,” he said. “I think that is disgraceful and not something we should be doing in this country in 2015.”
The Vermont senator, who at times has had a tense relationship with those in the Black Lives Matter movement, spoke about his vision for a more inclusive America.
“What I am talking about is a vision that goes beyond telling us that we have to hate a group of people,” he said. “What I am talking about is saying that in the wealthiest country in the history of the world, there are extraordinary things that we can do when people come together, black and white, and gay and straight, and demand that government start working for all of us and not just the few.”
Sanders, who has dismissed frivolous questions from reporters during his campaign, also played along with a lighter segment on the show where he stood in front of a camera and said whether he is for or against certain issues. Among those he weighed in on were rainy-day Mondays (he is against them) and kissing on the first date (he supports it sometimes).
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The man with the world’s longest tongue is doing what he was born to do: Paint a beaver with his tongue.
Nick Stoeberl, 26, currently holds the Guinness World Record for world’s longest tongue – a whopping 3.97 inches from tip to closed lip.
That honor might be enough for some people, but Stoeberl feels a giant tongue is nothing if not used for the betterment of humanity.
“It’s a gift,” he told HuffPost. “I have to use it.”
So Stoeberl has started using his licker as a paint brush, making portraits and art works by dipping his tongue in acrylic paint and then onto canvas.
Stoeberl has done numerous tongue paintings including one of talk show host Steve Harvey, but is proudest of his most recent work: A giant beaver.
“This painting definitely appeals to my taste,” he said. “I’m fascinated by beavers.”
Stoeberl, who also works as a sharp-tongued standup comedian, was inspired to become a tongue painter two years ago after seeing the work of a tongue painter in India.
“However, when I heard him talk about the nausea he experiences putting the paint in his mouth, I realized I needed to cover my tongue with Saran Wrap first,” he said.
It took Stoeberl about six hours to complete the beaver painting.
“The area surrounding the beaver was easier to lick than the beaver itself,” he said.
Stoeberl’s work with his tongue is more of a novelty than anything else, but the beaver portrait has earned him a spot in the record books.
RecordSetter.com, a website that specializes in wacky records said Stoeberl’s beaver painting, which measures 36 inches by 24 inches is the Largest Painting Of A Beaver Painted Using Tongue.
Stoeberl plans to focus his tongue and his creativity toward doing works inspired by Andy Warhol, but is also considering doing a whole series of paintings focused on his favorite animal: the beaver.
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Chris Brown is facing a new batch of legal drama but this time around, the R&B superstar isn’t easily copping to the blame.
Publicists for the 26-year-old singer are telling Hip-Hop Wired that although the January 11 San Jose shooting was indeed unfortunate, the days of their client being unfairly targeted by lawsuits is coming to an end.
“It is a poor reflection of our society that violence is so prevalent and it is always a tragedy when someone is physically harmed. However this is a completely frivolous lawsuit,” Breezy’s reps say in a statement.
“We expect that the case will be dismissed and in future, to avoid these reoccurring meritless lawsuits directed at Chris Brown, we plan to seek damages from all parties and their lawyers.”
Paul Briley, 22, was one of five people who were shot while attending the private “Chris Brown’s Capricorn Bash” at the Fiesta Nightclub on Monterey Highway. He recently filed a lawsuit citing negligence on the singer’s part, claiming his celebrity brings violence everywhere he goes and his security could have been a lot tighter. His legal team also inexplicably threw the Rihanna incident in the melee.
Briley is asking for unspecified damages for mental anguish, time missed from work and more.
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Lana Del Rey’s Honeymoon cover art features a phone number that will eventually become a ‘Honeymoon Hotline’ to get the latest news and lectures.
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Tomorrow, Fort Greene’s Commodore Barry Park will host the eleventh annual Afropunk festival, a weekend-long celebration of alternative music, art, and the nonconformists who make it. Case in point, the iconoclastic lineup of performers who are as recognized for their sonic contributions as they are for their distinctive beauty choices, capturing the insurgent spirit of punk with an asymmetrical undercut, smattering of face paint, or unexpected dye job.
In the way of danceable beats and towering curls, there is Lion Babe’s Jillian Hervey, whose exaggerated golden mane is known to spill out glitter for emphasis as she twirls onstage. Contrary to her signature breathy songs, SZA, too, finds her voice in volume, with her fluffed-up texture arriving in an idiosyncratic shade of rust.
Surely, there will be no shortage of unexpected makeup preferences, care of Oshun’s Thandiwe, who along with bandmate Niambi Sala often daubs bright geometric patterns along her forehead, cheekbones, or eyes in shades of primary whites and yellows. Adia Victoria will likely balance the androgynous charm of her micro bangs and obsidian pixie with darkened eyebrows and a chromatic swipe of lipstick. And the bewitching allure of Kelela’s waist-grazing locks is rivaled only by her kohl-rimmed eyes. This weekend, take a cue from these five Afropunk beauties and cultivate a look that’s all your own.
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Paul Scheer and Rob Huebel blame both The Fat Jew and social media for the Instagram’s sensation’s history of posting other people’s jokes and memes.
“He’s being a f*cking dick, and he’s probably a piece of crap, but it’s also on those platforms,” Huebel said of The Fat Jew HuffPost Live on Tuesday. “Like Twitter and Instagram — they make it too easy to do that.”
Scheer, who stars alongside Huebel in Vimeo’s new comedy series “Crash Test,” added that Twitter feels like “the only place right now where you can get away” with joke theft. But that’s not the only issue, according to the comedian.
“I think the issue that’s really bad about it is that [The Fat Jew] is profiting off of it,” explained Scheer. “He’s not just a thief — he’s actually making money off of people’s stuff. If he attributes it — if he’s like an aggregator — that’s fine.”
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When Donald Trump uses his persuasion skills to turn someone into a puppet, can we call that person a Trumpet? I vote yes!
Because I want America to be great again.
Anyway, yesterday I blogged about Trump’s masterful use of persuasion and I thought some of you would enjoy seeing a perfect example of a common technique. It is the sort of thing you can do at home.
Warning: Stop reading now if you do not want to take the risk of being influenced to buy a particular item. Seriously. What follows is an experiment in manipulating your opinion. If that sort of experience does not appeal to you, please stop reading.
And this warning is serious. It is not part of the experiment.
If you’re still with me, check out this screen grab of my book’s ranking on one of Amazon’s bestseller sub-groups. My book is just above Trump’s book, and I’m almost positive he is getting more publicity lately.
[If your firewall is blocking the image, it is just two books side-by-side.]
To be fair, this ranking lasted about five minutes and means absolutely nothing. The temporary ranking of my book in an obscure sub-group listing does not indicate its value.
But here’s the thing. My words have a LITTLE impact on your memory. But the image of my book next to Trump’s book is a visual you are likely to remember even though it has no impact on your life. In effect, my book’s image is leeching off the “value” people see in Trump, either because he is a successful business person or because he might be the next president of the United States. Even if you dislike Trump on an intellectual level, he is still associated in your mind with success, wealth and power. And I just siphoned off some of that goodwill for my book.
The way you influence people is by managing their dominant thoughts. And you can do that by associating things in people’s minds the way a dog associates obedience with treats. The brain is a natural connection-maker. It can’t turn that function off. A skilled persuader can chain together thoughts so one borrows the qualities of the other. Repetition strengthens the association.
Trump wants to “Make America Great.” All three of those words are winning words. That choice of words is no clown accident. Trump is making people associate his brand with America, greatness, and even “making” stuff, which is generally good. Every time you hear his slogan, or read it, the association is strengthened.
Compare Trump’s slogan to some dumb-ass intellectual slogan such as “I will make government smaller!” The words government and smaller are total loser words. The quality of that person’s argument will be lost on most voters. All they will know is that Trump wants to make them great while the other candidate wants to make something smaller.
My main point is that intellectual arguments lose to visual arguments and to powerful associations such as “America” and “great.” You think Trump is spouting calorie-free non-policies because he’s an idiot who hasn’t done his homework. The reality (as far as I can tell) is that he’s playing three-dimensional chess with two-dimensional opponents.
Here I’ll remind you that I don’t support any of the candidates at this point. My main interest in Trump is his persuasion skills.
Scott
Note: I am not including a link to my book because it wouldn’t seem sporting in this context.
In Top Tech Blog, how about an AI that can jam with a jazz band? If it works, and passes the jazz-Turing test, it will be one more blow against the superstition that music comes from the soul. Sometimes it comes from the algorithm.
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Rob Delaney’s rise to Twitter stardom has been well documented: He joined in 2009, turning the social media platform into an outlet for his wild, foul, satirical jokes, and quickly started to amass followers, both on the Internet and in the comedy world. In 2012, he won Comedy Central’s first and only Funniest Person on Twitter Award. So it’s only fitting that his newest project, a British sitcom called Catastrophe, also began with a tweet.
Like the rest of us, Sharon Horgan, “the Tina Fey of British TV,” first followed Delaney on Twitter, sometime in 2010. Delaney, a fan of the Irish comedian’s work, then sent her a direct message. The two met up and became fast friends. “I never would have dared to hope that we would make a sitcom together,” Delaney says by phone.
But the pair got a deal to develop a six-episode show together, and this January, Catastrophe aired on Britain’s Channel 4. Delaney plays “Rob,” a Boston-based ad man who, while on a business trip in London, meets Sharon (Horgan) at a bar. What starts off as modern rom-com cliché becomes immediately disarmed during introductions. While trying to buy Sharon a margarita, Rob reveals that he stopped drinking after an embarrassing incident: “I quit a few years ago after I shit my pants at my sister’s wedding.” (The fictitious Rob and the real-life Delaney share many things, among them a love of scatological jokes and abstinence from alcohol; Delaney stopped drinking in 2002 after a drunk-driving accident.) His off-color pickup line does the trick, and Rob’s and Sharon’s one-night stand turns into a weeklong fling, and an unexpected pregnancy.
Catastrophe, which became available on Amazon in June, offers up a lot of the usual rom-com fare, but with a whip-smart current of realism, alternatingly horrific and hilarious. It’s credited with breathing new life into a stale genre, yet another thing Delaney said he and Horgan had no intentions of doing. “I swear to God, we didn’t even realize that it was a romantic comedy until we were done with it,” Delaney said. “We thought it was a comedy. And it had some romance in it.” Here, more from Delaney on his new show, what we can expect from season two, and why calling Catastrophe the saving grace of rom-coms is just “silly.”
You met Sharon through Twitter and eventually became friends. Did you always have the hope of working together?
Well, no. At first, I was just a fan of hers. We just became friends and we realized we had a lot in common. We thought a lot of the same things were funny. We kind of had been kicking around our own versions of a story, so we just smashed them into each other and came up with Catastrophe.
Did you have any trepidation about turning your friendship into a working relationship?
Our relationship hadn’t been around too long so it’s not like there’s a wealth of memories we built up that could have been destroyed if we didn’t enjoy working with each other. There was trepidation when we started writing together, though. Not everyone can write together, certainly. So we were grateful when we realized it was fun.
What about adding the onscreen romance?
It wasn’t too weird to be writing something that had a romantic element to it with each other, only because both of us would, like, cut off an arm to serve a story. I remember at some point, writing the scripts for season one, I was, like, “So, this is super weird, right?” And she was, like, “It really is!” And then we both looked at our keyboards for ten minutes and then it passed. We just charge forward to make the story. We try not to bother ourselves with anything as silly as our own emotions or fears. Why would we let that stop us, you know?
Did you ever consider naming yourselves something other than your actual names?
Oh, totally. We meant to, but as we were writing, we kept our names, since aspects of it were autobiographical for both of us, we thought it would be easier to kind of access honest emotions about stuff if we kind of tricked ourselves into thinking we were talking about ourselves sometimes. So we were going to change them, but then it just felt too weird after a certain point.
How do your spouses feel about the autobiographical aspects of the show?
I know it’s weird for my wife to hear things in the show that are practically transcriptions of things that happened to her or to us. But I think they get a laugh out of it, and we tell them so they’re aware of what’s happening in the scripts and stuff. We’re also friends with our spouses and we care what they think about what we do. And both our spouses are both very funny as well.
How much of the show is scripted?
The show is one hundred percent scripted. There’s almost no improvisation. We’re despots that way. Improvisation produces amazing, amazing comedy and many people use it to brilliant effect. We generally don’t because we’re acting out all the roles constantly as we read and re-read the scripts to each other, because that’s how we work. So by the time we got ready to shoot it, it was pretty locked, since we agonized over every syllable that every character says.
How did Carrie Fisher get involved in the project?
We saw her give an award to Graham Norton at the Attitude magazine awards last year and she was so amazing, and Sharon said, “We should see if we could get her to play your mom.” And I thought that was crazy. I mean, how the hell? But then we just went through the normal channels. It was ridiculous! I didn’t believe it until we had her fully shot. I didn’t even believe it when I saw her walk onto the set. Why wouldn’t she in the middle of the day come to her senses and think: What the hell am I doing with these clowns?
Your show has been credited with revitalizing the romantic comedy genre. How do you feel about that?
You know what, that’s sort of a silly conversation because the trends reflect that maybe the fact that a smaller percentage of annual global film budgets is being devoted to romantic comedies and who seriously cares about that? Especially when you’re trying to make something good, you can’t concern yourself with trends, or you’ll just make silly garbage. People want to file it under romantic comedy, that’s fine with me. That’s not my place to do it. Our job is to make compelling story that is funny.
Are you worried about season two living up to season one?
I’m totally worried about it. I’m one hundred percent worried about it. The pressure comes from Sharon and myself because the network will be forgiven, but we won’t. So it’s our duty to make it excellent.
What can we expect in season two?
The only thing we’re saying about the second season is that it will be in the future. And I suppose you might say more of sequel than a continuation. You can only show a couple meeting for so long, and now they’ve met. So it’s going to be a different ball of wax. We’re casting for season two right now. And it’s so fun, I’m going to throw up.
This interview has been edited and condensed
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Rachel Finninger, whose high cheekbones and olive complexion owe to a German and Native American heritage, was a breakout face this resort season: She starred in Altuzarra’s look book and walked the Calvin Klein and Gucci cruise shows in New York. The 21-year-old, hot sauce-loving Dallas native also nabbed the Valentino, Dior and Elie Saab couture shows in Paris last week. “There’s an adrenaline about it,” she said of the runway. “It’s live action.”
WWD: How did you start modeling?
Rachel Finninger: I got scouted by an agent in a shopping mall. It wasn’t the agency I ended up signing with, but it sort of sparked my interest in modeling. My mom had always told me, “You should be a model.” And I would be like, “Well, you’re my mother; you’re supposed to say that.”
WWD: How did your career take off from there?
R.F.: I grappled with going to university. I wanted to do something with animals, then psychology, and then I thought maybe I could marry the two. But I got my bachelor’s in business, marketing and finance — something I can use in any field. I modeled locally in Texas for a
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One night at an economy motel, I ordered a 6 a.m. wake-up call. The next morning, I awoke before 6, but the phone did not ring until 6:30.
“Good morning,” a young man said sheepishly. “This is your wake-up call.” Annoyed, I let the hotel worker have it. “You were supposed to call me at
6!,” I complained. “What if I had a million-dollar deal to close this morning, and your oversight made me miss out on it?”
“Well, sir,” the desk clerk quickly replied, “if you had a million-dollar deal to close, you wouldn’t be staying in this motel!”
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Your copy of Call of Duty: Advanced Warfare just got a recharge since its latest DLC pack, “Supremacy” is available today for the PlayStation 4, PlayStation 3, and PC. As usual multiplayer fans get blessed with four new maps while the Exo Zombie portion of the game also gets some add ons.
The four new maps are Parliament, Kremlin, Compound and Skyrise:
· Parliament: Docked on the River Thames, this military cargo ship delivers a view of the London cityscape along with a fast-paced combat experience. Mixed site-lines provide opportunities for all styles of play to dominate this medium-sized map.
· Kremlin: Gamers must prepare for intense combat in Red Square. Secure elevated positions to give the team a strategic advantage, or use exoskeleton capabilities to avoid being caught in the minefield that activates mid-match.
· Compound: Players take combat preparation to the limit in an Atlas training facility hidden away in the Colorado wilderness, as they’ll have to be quick on the trigger in this small, symmetrical map, which funnels high-speed combat through tight corners to the main tower structures.
· Skyrise: Players deploy to an Atlas Skyscraper overlooking the Acropolis in Athens, Greece. Based on the fan-favorite Highrise, from Call of Duty: Modern Warfare 2 by Infinity Ward, this map brings new exoskeleton mechanics to the classic multiplayer layout. Gamers must dominate the power positions in the center of this small-to-medium sized map to control the key navigation points.
Also, Exo Zombies now has Bruce Campbell (Burn Notice) in the mix.
Check out images of the new maps below and on the following pages.
May your K/D ratios continue to flourish.
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Thank you for coming in for your political checkup.
I’m Dr. Herr. No, we no longer use the term “spin doctor.” I’m a campaign management health specialist. Don’t worry, honest mistake.
So let’s take a look at your chart, Mr. Perry. You just announced you’re running for president, right? Mm-hmm. First off, I don’t like the looks of your campaign logo. It looks like a sperm wearing sunglasses, frankly. But let’s move on.
I’m reading your campaign website now. “How Rick Perry Befriended the Real ‘Lone Survivor’ Navy SEAL”? You’re trying too hard, Rick. We don’t need the meet-cute backstory. This isn’t “You’ve Got Mail.”
And what’s this — “Perry Has Demonstrated Mastery of Foreign Policy in Speeches, Opeds, Videos and Interviews,” eh? Just not in Texas! Hey, don’t get mad, I’m just a physician.
Let’s turn to your announcement speech.
“For years we had an outhouse, and mom bathed us in a number two washtub on the back porch.” Good, you checked the self-made man box. I bet the other candidates wish they had an outhouse to brag about.
Next. “We have been led by a divider who has sliced and diced the electorate, pitting American against American for political purposes.”
Mr. Perry, you just admitted that Barack Obama is good at his job. “Political purposes” means winning elections. The American people don’t really care about uniting. You’ve heard of MSNBC and Fox News, right?
I’d go on, but I don’t have time. A 2,800-word announcement speech? Really? That’s a State of the Union Address.
I’m writing you a prescription for a diuretic. If you have to go to the bathroom more, your speeches might get shorter. Also take some gingko biloba, for memory. I saw you in the debates four years ago. Good luck.
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Send in the next patient, please. Mike Huckabee, how are you doing? I see you on TV all the time. You’re on more than the Duggars! Sorry, sore subject.
Listen, Mike, you’re a media-savvy guy. But to show public forgiveness for an admitted molester while joking that you would have dressed like a woman in high school to shower in the girls’ locker room is what we in the medical community call “cognitive dissonance.”
I’m prescribing Alendronate. It’s a osteoporosis drug. It will strengthen your spine so you can be tough on crime, and not just when it’s committed by non-friends. It’s standard Republican medicine. Democrats tend to have an allergic reaction.
Also, I’m looking at an X-ray of your campaign platform. You support something called the FairTax. Nowhere does it say what it really is: a national sales tax.
Think this through. I know you’re a Washington outsider. But are you aware of Congress? Do you really want them debating how high to tax your gun purchases? Or, God forbid, your lavalier microphones?
Remember, you run for president with the Congress you have, not the Congress you wish to have.
You can pay the receptionist for the visit. You do have your Obamacare card, right? Joking!
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Who’s next? Ah, Senator Rand Paul. It’s a pleasure to meet another man of medicine. My brother is an eye doctor. He visits my summer home sometimes.
Let’s take a look at your chart. You have a lot of stamina. You get regular exercise fighting for difficult causes. You actually got the PATRIOT Act changed. Not even Bernie Sanders or Zacarias Moussaoui could do that.
But I’m concerned. A genetic test has revealed a recessive gene that could cause trouble for you later on. It’s normally passed down by the father.
It flared up in 2010, when you admitted you had a problem with the public accommodations section of the 1964 Civil Rights Act. “I think it’s a bad business decision to ever exclude anybody from your restaurant,” you said. “But at the same time I do believe in private ownership.”
You added that “this is the hard part about believing in freedom.” Dr. Paul, excluding African-Americans from a restaurant is not freedom. It’s something else entirely.
We thought we had cured this affliction years ago, but it’s coming back. One of the symptoms is saying, “Why would you go to a place where you’re not welcome?” Well, to put it in layman’s terms, because this is America.
I know it took time for you to recover from that episode. But I believe the condition is chronic.
So I’m prescribing Provigil. It’s a so-called “smart drug.” It will help you think more clearly so you can avoid advocating pre-civil rights era policies. You should also take Xarelto. It ensures the flow of blood to the heart.
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Do we have anyone else in the waiting room? No? Don’t tell me Jeb Bush cancelled again. I just hope I can squeeze him in before the Iowa caucuses.
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Logan Brill’s album, “Shuteye,” released this week, should be a wake up call for a dormant Nashville.
In the meantime, Brill isn’t getting much shuteye of her own these days. In fact, when the 25-year-old leggy blonde with a voice that has been compared to Bonnie Raitt does manage to catch a few hours of sleep, it’s typically on a family member’s or a friend of a friend’s too-short couch.
“I’m tall and my legs usually hang over the sides,” she said with a laugh during our chat backstage at MerleFest before she played the Cabin Stage between Hot Rize and Trampled By Turtles.
She’s just fine with the lack of quality sleep. In fact, she wouldn’t have it any other way. It’s been a busy couple of months full of firsts. She made her way from coast to coast debuting first at MerleFest followed by Stagecoach and then the Grand Ole Opry, where she is set to play again on July 25. “It’s a small price to pay. I’m very blessed.”
When asked what it’s like to spend most of her time traveling from gig to gig in a van full of guys, Brill says, she’s used to it because she used to perform with her brothers’ band. “I enjoy being with a group. I feel like one of the guys.”
The Knoxville, Tennessee, native’s sophomore album, “Shuteye,” released today and has already caught the attention of The Daily Country, among others. Brill caught my attention because her music is everything that Nashville is pumping out today is not.
“The music I love to write and sing brings out a side of me I don’t see a lot,” she says. The combination is a mix of blues, country, roots, folk and something that is hard to define, but easy to listen to.
“Country, blues, and Americana really speak to me because the very nature of each of the genres is to sing about everyday things in a beautiful, expressive way,” she says on her website.
Her debut album, “Walking Wires,” released two years ago has been recognized by Southern Living, Country Weekly, CMT and Billboard, among others.
Her musical influences include the aforementioned Raitt, Emmylou Harris, Dolly Parton, John Hiatt, the Eagles and Van Morrison, among others.
Despite being a relative Nashville newcomer, Brill has already opened for numerous country legends including Merle Haggard, Gary Allan, Dwight Yoakam, Josh Turner, Alabama and Leon Russell, among others. “I got to open for Steve Earle on my 23rd birthday. I’ve been really lucky.”
Stand outs on her new album include the sultry “Don’t Pick It Up,” along with “Woman On Your Mind” with a guest appearance by David Nail. I found the ballad “I Wish You Loved Me” with a guest appearance by Charlie Worsham to be haunting along with ‘The Bees.”
“I been lookin’ for a better way of life, somewhere I can call home,” she croons on “The Bees.”
Brill will find herself settling down someday. But if this new album is any indication, it’s not going to be any time soon. And I predict you’ll be hearing a lot more from her before it happens. Give her new album a listen. Would love to hear what you think.
Want to hear her live for yourself? Visit www.loganbrill.com for upcoming tour dates.
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There were insults directed at those offended:
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“I could see that what I say to children can be very important,” Caroll Spinney told Reddit users Thursday.
Hi, this is a message for Dr. Amy. I’m calling to possibly set up a session. Basically, I’m hoping to find myself happy and stable in a relationship, and your website says you’ve taken thousands of people from no relationship to relationship, so I thought maybe we should meet, as long as I’m in L.A for a bit. Also, I totally agree where you say we never see real change if we’re staying in our comfort zone. I’m always a little uncomfortable, so real change may be just a few minor discomforts away! Ha ha. Ok. My number is 917-444-4444. My name is Nora. Thanks.
Hi, Dr. Amy? You’re there! Did you get my message? Great! I called again to add just one more thing. but since I have you, can we talk for like 2 minutes? I have a question about one of the affirmations on your website.
The one where “I accept myself unconditionally, right now.” I tried it last night and it felt weird. Can I do it with you on the phone now, to make sure I’m doing it right?
Ok, good, I’m just going to do it now, ok? I’m going to accept myself unconditionally, right now.
Ok, right now. Ready?
Ok. Ready?
I accept myself unconditionally, right now.
How was that, was that right?
Ok, no, I’m just kidding, Dr. Amy. I know what unconditional means. I know there’s no right or wrong with that one. I’m just having a little fun. Do you think we could work together on the relationship thing?
Homework! Let me write this down.
What was my longest relationship?
What do I believe I’ll receive from my ideal relationship?
Can I clarify the question about my longest relationship? Because I know that a lot of couples stay together for years and don’t have sex, so I’ve definitely been in those kinds. We’d start off sort of dating, with some physical intimacy, and then we’d start hanging out every month or so on someone’s sofa watching TV. Sometimes with a sleepover, and maybe a little fooling around. And we text to say hi when someone’s on vacation or something.
That doesn’t count? What about when a guy comes over every few weeks, or months, and the sexual charge stays pretty strong for a few years?
No? What about guys I’ve hung out with regularly for months and slept with maybe once a week, ish, and we were nice to each other.
Ok, then what exactly do you mean by relationship?
Ok, what do you mean by boundaries?
Then it’s just one, 14 years ago.
Wait, two, if you count Carlton, in high school.
Oh: Scott. Percussionist. College.
Wait, four, Andy, at the bagel store I worked in.
Sure, I’d say they lasted about one year.
No, that’s the total time for all of those together if you add them up. But the longest contiguous one was the one from 14 years ago. We definitely had boundaries. Like, if one of us had to use the bathroom in the morning, the other would go out to get coffee or groceries. Even though the apartment had 2 full baths. But we had sex, it was stable, and went for like 4 months until the first breakup.
Absolutely, you can call me back. Ten minutes? Ok.
Hi, Dr. Amy? It’s Nora. It’s been about 15, so I thought I’d call. I’m thinking I won’t really need therapy. I just haven’t found the right guy yet.
Fine. Then it’s all emanating from me, I’m a slave to my subconscious fears, and there’s no point in working with you then, right? Just kidding. We should set up a session.
Biggest fear?
I have two, off the top of my head. The first is that the minute I say I want something, it’ll be taken from me. The second is that I’ll be bound to a man who doesn’t love me enough and who makes me feel lonely and empty every time we have sex.
You’re writing that down? Is that a diagnosis? No, don’t tell me.
Interesting. Maybe you’re right, maybe I’d do well with a long distance relationship. Or with, how’d you just put it, someone who doesn’t require a lot of my energy or attention?
But I want to live with someone, Dr. Amy. I bond quickly. I can’t even say goodbye to a girlfriend after dinner without feeling sad. And it always seems like just when I’m starting to relax, we have to say goodbye. But then sometimes it’s such a relief to be alone, so I can hear my own thoughts and not get all rattled with other peoples’ needs and quirks. But then, I really wanna be married, because I’ve always dreamed of having one of those passionate affairs with someone who’s also in a stable, comfortable marriage. Kidding again! Can I call you right back? I wanna check this text for a second, if it’s from Tony.
Ok, really quickly: I met him my first week in L.A. at a happy hour at the Parq Bar at the Montage Hotel.
Fair enough. A hotel bar in a city I don’t plan to live in for a long time is not the best bet for finding a long-term relationship. In my defense, I went for the free jazz, and Tony showed up for the happy hour fish tacos.
Yes, I had a therapist, about 15 years ago for a few years. It helped.
Yes, I agree. I’m making choices that are leaving me bereft and preventing me from achieving a gratifying, trusting, loving relationship.
Yes, I do want a real relationship before the end of my life.
Yes, I’m free tomorrow at 12 or 1, whichever is better for you.
Ok, let’s do 12. Thank you for your time. See you tomorrow.
Hi Dr. Amy, this is Nora again. Please call me when you get the chance. I just realized I’m not free tomorrow at 12 or 1. I’m getting a bikini wax. I’m overdue. We can reschedule for any other time this week. Thanks. It’s Nora.
Hello? Yes, this is Nora. Hi Greg, yes, I left Dr. Amy a message about rescheduling.
Friday at 2 is perfect. Can I just leave a message with you to give to her? It’s about Tony. Some background, so we don’t waste time in the session on Friday?
Sure, just the basics. Tony is 6’3.” He’s a strapping, Latino radiologist, in his early thirties.
Yes, well, he sounds yummy, Greg, because he’s yummy. That’s why I waited through 5 weeks of scattered text messages to make a date for dinner last Thursday.
Sushi.
On Beverly Drive, maybe? I can’t remember the name. But can you tell Dr. Amy that Tony paid for the sushi and the valet parking, and he also took me on the Julia Roberts walk on Rodeo Drive, and that it doesn’t matter to me that he doesn’t distinguish in text messages between y-o-u-r and y-o-u-apostrophe-r-e. And I’m not ashamed of the blowjob in my car in the garage below my apartment building. I haven’t given one in ages, it seemed good to break the spell.
Thank you for understanding.
Yes, he texted the next day, we made a plan for Sunday, yesterday, and then I woke up yesterday with a pot brownie hangover, and also I could suddenly see clearly all the things I want in life, because I don’t have any of them –
You think it’s the brownie? I got it at a dispensary on Melrose that gets good Yelp reviews. They also had peach pound cake.
Oh! Rice Krispee treats sound great. Maybe that would make a difference. So I texted Tony yesterday morning to see what time he’d be over, and then I called a few hours later, and when he didn’t return my text or voice mail, that led to some crying and feeling like I was falling into a bottomless upside down sky with no one around to hear me cry out, and that’s when I found Dr. Amy’s stuff online.
Thank you, Greg. You got all of that? Ok, thanks.
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