Hayden Panettiere Drunk and Frantic According to New Police Report

Hayden Panettiere answered the door to police last month in an apparent drunk and frantic state after her new beau got into an altercation with his dad … according to cops. TMZ has obtained a police report from the Greenville City…

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I Got Drunk and then Poetry – Mark Petersen

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I Got Drunk and then Poetry

Mark Petersen

Genre: Poetry

Publish Date: February 10, 2013

Publisher: Mark Petersen

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These poems were composed while having drinks downtown, enjoying the college-town local nightlife often with a typewriter and sometimes with an ink-pen and a Moleskine notebook. I let myself go, and I wrote a few gems and a whole lot of crap. I have chosen the gems and applied Hemingway’s advice: “write drunk, edit sober”. My raw poetry was rife with typos and holes and I needed to edit it to make it clear and coherent. But I also didn’t want to overcook it; in my editing I strove to keep each poem faithful to the original so that the emotion and drunkenness would be maintained.

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‘B&B’ Star Winsor Harmon Arrested Again for Drunk in Public

Winsor Harmon’s gotta learn how to booze and head the hell home — the soap star got arrested again for being drunk in public … TMZ has learned. Law enforcement sources tell us the ex-‘Bold and the Beautiful’ stud was busted earlier this month after…

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‘Bold and the Beautiful’ Star Winsor Harmon Arrested for Drunk in Public

This one’s bold, but it ain’t beautiful — Winsor Harmon was arrested after allegedly getting loaded in his car and peeing in front of a live audience … TMZ has learned.  Law enforcement sources tell us the famous soap star — who starred in “The…

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The ‘Family Matters’ When Steve Urkel Got Drunk And Fell Off A Roof

The 'Family Matters' When Steve Urkel Got Drunk And Fell Off A Roof

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Scott Disick Dancing Drunk at 3:30 PM at Art Basel

[[tmz:video id=”0_e75eor6h”]] Scott Disick is back to his old ways … 3 sheets at 3:30 PM Friday in Miami. Scott was holding on for dear life, first with gf Sofia Richie and then with his buddy David Einhorn, aka Papi. Scott and Sofia are in Miami for…

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The Time Zack Morris Drove Drunk And Crashed The Car

The Time Zack Morris Drove Drunk And Crashed The Car

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Remember the ‘Saved by the Bell’ when Zack Morris drove drunk and crashed the car? Zack Morris is trash.
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Macklemore Car Crash, Drunk Driver Blood Alcohol Twice the Legal Limit

The guy who collided head-on with Macklemore had a blood alcohol level more than twice the legal limit … TMZ has learned.  Jake Pitcher’s BAC was .19% according to police docs — and that was nearly 2 hours after the accident! Pitcher…

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Mom Don’t Drive Dick Drunk

Mercedes is a hot Puerto Rican MILF that needed some big white dick in her life, so Mike pounded that pussy and left her feeling so dick drunk that she got busted for reckless driving on the way home! Cherie was so intoxicated off the cock that she actually got locked up for DUID (Driving under influence of DICK)! Danica would have called a taxi if she knew how good Jerry’s Czech Sausage was because it left her feeling light headed! She will never waste her time on Polish Sausage again! Sheena’s car insurance rates are bound to go up since she got a ticket after getting pounded hard and felt dick drunk!!!

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Drunk Dial (Unabridged) – Penelope Ward

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Drunk Dial (Unabridged)

Penelope Ward

Genre: Romance

Price: $ 17.95

Publish Date: August 21, 2017

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Usain Bolt Gets Drunk with Hot GF, Body Shots Ensue

[[tmz:video id=”0_81l8ubka”]] Nothing makes a busted hamstring feel better than champagne and shots … just ask Usain Bolt, who hit the club HARD Monday night with his insanely attractive girlfriend.  The Jamaican superstar hit up the famous Cirque…

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DeMario Jackson’s Ex-Girlfriend Hates Him But Swears He’d Never Take Advantage of Drunk Corinne

[[tmz:video id=”0_01gloii5″]] DeMario Jackson’s ex-gf — the woman who exposed him as a villain on national TV – is actually coming to his defense in the Corinne Olympios scandal … but she has a strange way of doing it. Lexi Thexton claims…

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Justin Timberlake — Drunk and In Charge … You Lazy Paparazzi Bums!!! (VIDEO)

[[tmz:video id=”0_5k1v5o34″]] Justin Timberlake was on his game — his country game, his drinking game, and his trash talking game — as he walked out of a Chris Stapleton concert in L.A. … and the video is HILARIOUS! Justin went to see his “Tennessee…

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Beyonc‚ And Ed Sheeran Perform ‘Drunk In Love’ At Global Citizen Festival

Ed Sheeran teamed up with Beyonc‚ at the Global Citizen Festival for a rendition of “Drunk in Love.” The event took place in NYC on Saturday and was broadcast on MSNBC. “I want to bring out someone I respect so much,” said Bey, bringing Ed out onto the stage. The pair proceeded to perform an acoustic version of the hit.
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Beyonce And Ed Sheeran Finally Sang ‘Drunk In Love’ Together And It Was Glorious

Beyonce and Ed Sheeran did an acoustic version of “Drunk In Love” at Global Citizen Festival on Saturday night in New York City.
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Jessica Simpson — NOT Drunk on HSN

[[tmz:video id=”0_15ejacin”]] Jessica Simpson wasn’t drunk during her HSN debut and you’d know that if you watched the entire two-hour segment … which would be more painful than eating glass. Sources close to Jessica say the clip circulating of her…

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Justin Bieber, Travis Scott — Call to Action … Let’s Get Drunk!!! (VIDEO)

Justin Bieber and Travis Scott became strange bedfellows at Travis’ album release party, rapping about the virtues of getting wasted. Justin joined Travis for his new album, Rodeo, at Up&Down nightclub in NYC.  The…

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NFL’s Victor Cruz — PROVE YOU’RE NOT DRUNK … Gives Pal DUI Test

Hellofa move from New York Giants WR Victor Cruz this weekend … when he stopped his pal outside of a NYC nightclub and gave him an impromptu DUI test to make sure he wasn’t going to drive drunk.  Cruz and his pals…

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Here’s Video Proof That Rihanna Will NOT Put Up With A Drunk Mess

Rihanna tells her drunk friend to “handle it” as they leave the BET Awards.
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O.T. Genasis — Swimming in Drunk, Twerking Groupies (VIDEO)

O.T. Genasis got caught in a blizzard on Hollywood Boulevard — a parade of white chicks who followed him out of a club and showed NO SHAME … partying with him on the street.  The wild after-party went down outside…

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Drunk, Creamed And 18

If you like inexperienced, 18 year olds that are BORN SLUTS then SEE THIS VIDEO!! We brought this girl home after meeting her where she worked at a local beach bar and restaurant. She just turned 18, two days before she was on this video and as you’ll see, we had to REALLY do some talking to get her naked, but after she peeled off her pink panties, she was MORE than willing to get fucked!!

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Pennsylvania Man Ran Fake DUI Checkpoint While Drunk

Police say a man who set up a drunken-driving checkpoint complete with road flares while pretending to be a Pennsylvania state trooper was drunk. A motorist who stopped says Shaulis claimed he was a trooper and demanded to see a driver’s license, registration and insurance papers.


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‘Pinterest, You Are Drunk’ Is Your New Favorite Website

Pinterest is the intersection of achievable DIY projects and out-of-this-world, inspiring ideas. Browsing the site, we’d like to think that we’ll eventually be able to craft that pirate ship bedroom or that outrageous paper maché animal bust. But most of the time, the projects look like they would wind up on our long list of failed Pinterest attempts.

Inspired by some of these more unusual ideas, one gal, who has yet to reveal her identity, created “Pinterest, You Are Drunk,” a LOL-worthy Tumblr filled with some of the lifestyle’s sites more ridiculous and downright absurd concepts. The Huffington Post reached out to the Tumblr creator to learn more about her hilarious mission, and will update this post accordingly. In the meantime, check out some of the silliest DIY projects she’s highlighted so far. Who knew finger plates were ever a thing?!

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Eagles Founding Member Randy Meisner — Friend Claims Wife Keeps Him Drunk

The wife of Randy Meisner — original Eagles bassist — wants to “buy him a bottle of vodka and hopes he drinks himself to death” … so claims an alleged friend who’s seeking a conservatorship, but Randy thinks he’s really after cash. James…

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Tim Duncan — Carries Drunk Teammate Onto Team Bus … After Hollywood Rager

** WARNING — VIDEO CONTAINS TIM DUNCAN SAYING A CUSS WORD** The San Antonio Spurs PARTIED LIKE CHAMPS hours after they were eliminated … with Tim Duncan dragging one of his hammered teammates out of a nightclub … and…

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GWAR Singer Vulvatron — Fired Over Booze … But Swears, ‘I’m No Drunk!’

A GWAR of gwords is going down between the metal band and its fired singer Vulvatron – they say she’s a reckless drunk, but she says she totally parties responsibly. Last week on Facebook, GWAR’s Brent Purgason put Kim Dylla — Vulvatron’s not…

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‘American Horror Story’ Actor Dalton Gray Seriously Injured In Drunk Driver Crash

Dalton Gray — the actor who played Master Mike on “American Horror Story: Freak Show” — was nearly blinded after an alleged drunk driver plowed into a car he was riding in last weekend. According to his rep, Dalton — who also played young Harry in…

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Rich Homie Quan — I Didn’t Beat Anybody … I Was Too Busy Getting Drunk

Rich Homie Quan says he couldn’t have beat a Miami security guard senseless, and he has the perfect alibi — he was getting wasted. RHQ gave us the ole Shaggy defense (“It wasn’t me”) at LAX Wednesday afternoon … and while he’s certain he had…

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Questlove — I Celebrated Birthday 44 By Getting Drunk for the First Time Ever!

Questlove lived the first 43 years of his life without getting drunk once … a streak he broke by getting wasted for the FIRST TIME IN HIS LIFE on his 44th birthday.Quest explained to our photog … he’s a bit of a lightweight when it comes to drinking,…

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Why Country Music Was Drunk All Year in 2014

If you went to a concert in 2014 you may have noticed that country music is a drunken mess. The year was country’s Summer of Lush and nowhere was the stumbling state of the bro-dominated genre more on display than at Luke Bryan’s Pittsburgh stadium show on June 21. Sure,……
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Jennifer Lopez — Drunk Driver Nailed … That’s How the D.A. Rolls

The guy who smashed into Jennifer Lopez’s brand new Rolls-Royce was bombed — nearly twice the legal limit — and now could face time behind bars … according to prosecutors.The L.A. County D.A.’s office is charging Robert John Reitz with two…

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Drunk History Christmas with Ryan Gosling, Jim Carrey and Eva Mendes

Drunk History Christmas with Ryan Gosling, Jim Carrey and Eva Mendes

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The 8 Types of Summer Drunk Everyone Has Experienced

For the love of god, don’t forget to drink water.
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What Your Favorite Drunk Food Says About You

A French fry fiend is never satisfied until she’s finished what she’s started — a quality that will take you far, career-wise.
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10 Drunk Texts You Should NEVER Send (But Totally, Definitely Have)

So many regrets.
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