6 Times The Source Material Was Too Dumb For The Movie

By E. Reid Ross,Israel SH,James Kinneen,Gino Reyes,Eric Nolff  Published: July 09th, 2019 


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Avril Lavigne And Nicki Minaj’s ‘Dumb Blonde’ Is Like The Sassy Sister Of ‘Hollaback Girl’

Avril Lavigne and Nicki Minaj join forces for the feisty kiss-off anthem “Dumb Blonde.”
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5 ‘Smart’ Documentaries (That Are Actually Insanely Dumb)

By Pauli Poisuo,Dyl Moore,E.M. Caris,Eamon Lahiri  Published: December 10th, 2018 


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The Long Dumb Road – Hannah Fidell

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The Long Dumb Road

Hannah Fidell

Genre: Comedy

Price: $ 14.99

Rental Price: $ 5.99

Release Date: November 9, 2018


From writer-director Hannah Fidell (A Teacher, 6 Years) and co-writer Carson Mell ("Silicon Valley," "Tarantula") comes a comedy of transformation, discovery and maturity set on the road between Austin and Los Angeles. When college-bound teenager Nat (Tony Revolori) offers itinerant 30-something mechanic Richard (Jason Mantzoukas) a ride during a stop-over in small-town Texas, neither one realizes the indelible impact each traveler will have on his respective journey. Nat, an aspiring photographer, is heading towards a bright future in art school in Los Angeles and wants to find the real America en route to new beginnings out West; Richard, a lovably unkempt motormouth, is simply looking for connection in the moment — and maybe a beer or ten — while he grapples with indecision, past mistakes and dead-ends. As they travel through the American Southwest, taking in picturesque towns and crossing paths with an assortment of old flames, fellow travelers, kooky cons, and good Samaritans, both passengers come alive through the myriad possibilities of the open road. Finding connection, comfort and chaos in their shared journey, this improbable and unforgettable screen duo forges an epic bond few will forget.

© © 2018 The Long Dumb Road, LLC. All Rights Reserved.

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Our Dumb World: The Onion’s Atlas of the Planet Earth, 73rd Edition – The Onion

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Our Dumb World: The Onion’s Atlas of the Planet Earth, 73rd Edition

The Onion

Genre: Comedy

Price: $ 15.95

Publish Date: October 30, 2007

© ℗ © 2007 Hachette Audio

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Ms. Law explains with a heavy heart that the boy needs a very serious correction method. The boy is young, dumb, and full of cum. He will behave much better if he is relieved of this terrible affliction. Ms. Rae is understandably nervous about Ms. Law’s discipline ideas, but Ms. Law is well known & respected as a woman of God. Ms. Rae fears displeasing the lord and Ms. Law if she doesn’t participate in the action.

Ms. Law smiles warmly and shows the boy how beautiful his mother’s body is. She convinces Robby’s mother to use her hand, her mouth and he cums inside of her pretty mouth. Ms. Rae’s soulful brown eyes look up at Robby; he’s still hard, throbbing, and uncomfortable. She allows Ms. Law to open her legs for the boy. Robby’s eyes are wide as he watches both women take off their panties for him, "he must be drained," Ms. Law tells his mother. The boy thrusts his thick cock inside of his mother until he cums deep inside of her pussy. Ms. Law sees the boy is still hard, and will need to thrust inside of her pussy. Ms. Law’s strong pussy hugs the boy’s shaft as he empties his balls deep inside of her.

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Justin Bieber Plays Dumb About Grabbing Breakfast with Selena Gomez

[[tmz:video id=”0_dn4kctvj”]] Justin Bieber came down with a severe case of amnesia when it came to Selena Gomez, ’cause he couldn’t remember a damn thing about her … or their breakfast. Paps got Bieber in WeHo Sunday after he came face-to-face…

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Who is Smarter – the Smart People or the Dumb People? – Part of My Trump Persuasion Series

Today I will create cognitive dissonance in about 25% of my readers, assuming past patterns hold. Please do not read further if you don’t like those odds. 

While the title of today’s post sounds like nonsense, that question is one of the biggest debates in the country now because of Donald Trump. The wording is different everywhere, but the idea is the same: Smart people believe smart people are smart. Dumb people believe dumb people are the real smart ones. 

They can’t both be right. I’ll help you sort it out.

On one side we have the self-described smart people. These folks will tell you that a rational person can learn about political issues, with a little effort, and thus make a meaningful contribution to the democratic process. All one must do is be open to all points of view and do some independent research to fact-check the professional media. You don’t need to be an expert because most issues boil down to a few key factors, and you can understand those few things.

That sounds smart to you, right?

The dumb people – who have been labelled such by the smart people – are the ones who vote for whoever says what the dumb people want to hear, or whoever makes them feel good. This group is more about emotion than reason.

Dumb, dumb, dumb. I am ashamed to be in the same country with people who refuse to use their brains. DUUUUMB!

You agree, right?

Good, because that’s the set-up for the cognitive dissonance. You just hardened your sense of identity as a smart, rational person who believes an informed citizen can make a meaningful contribution to the system.

Now let’s talk about investing. Same conversation, but changing from politics to finance. Which of these two people seems smarter to you?

1. A stock investor who does his own research so he can find great values, 

or…

2. An investor who buys a stock index fund and settles for an average return.

I am sad to say some of you will pick the first one. But it is a myth that individuals can sort through the lies and misinformation that companies produce as source data and convert all of that into good decisions. Every study on the topic tells us that individual investors are deluded idiots. And people who invest in managed mutual funds are only slightly better. (Okay, maybe worse.)

In the investment world, the person who understands that the available information is not credible is the smart one. That person plays the odds correctly and invests in an indexed mutual fund with low fees. Every study says that is the smart play.

Most of my readers already know that what I just said about investing is true. And unlike most topics, this one really does not have well-informed critics. All informed people hold the same view: Individuals should not do their own research and buy stocks based on that research.

But you still think smart people can research political policy options and come to reasonable and useful conclusions… even though you observe that half of the population disagrees with the other half no matter how much research anyone does.

Cognitive dissonance should be hitting some of you hard right now. If you feel unusually angry and determined to reply, that’s a tell. Or a false-positive. One can never be 100% sure.

The popular media is staffed mostly by writers and art majors and other people who tend to believe in magic. It is no surprise that they don’t see how absurd it is to expect citizens to have useful opinions based on the misinformation that that same media provides around the clock.

Seasoned investors, on the other hand, have learned to be more humble. They know there is no amount of research that can convert unreliable data into reliable decisions. My guess is that this group of professionals support Donald Trump in large numbers because they are smart enough to know the limits of their own reason when applied to inaccurate baseline assumptions and sketchy data.

My point is that if you find yourself mocking Trump supporters (or Republicans in general) because they have some distance from the issues, you are probably the dumb one in that conversation no matter how your education and IQ compares with your intended targets.

And if you believe you can make intelligent decisions on politics based on inaccurate information and lies, why aren’t you already rich from doing the same thing with stocks?

I’m a big fan of voting (when other people do it, not me) because it gives people a sense of ownership in the process. So please vote. But don’t confuse that with being psychic. 

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Top Tech Blog: Graphene seems like it will change everything. How do I invest in that stuff? (Answer: Index fund)

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My book on systems versus goals will probably get more attention when people realize Trump is a systems thinker. He follows the odds without always having one specific goal in mind. Recently Trump made his brand so powerful that a lot of folks thought he should be their leader, just because, well, Trump. Under the “goal” view of the world, Trump failed three times to become president, so you assume he will fail again. But the “systems” view says Trump failed toward better odds each time, largely on purpose. And here we are.


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Dumb and Dumber – The Farrelly Brothers & Peter Farrelly

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Dumb and Dumber

The Farrelly Brothers & Peter Farrelly

Genre: Comedy

Price: $ 9.99

Rental Price: $ 2.99

Release Date: December 16, 1994


For Harry and Lloyd every day is a no-brainer. Golden Globe-winner Jim Carrey (Man on the Moon, The Truman Show) and Golden Globe-nominee Jeff Daniels (The Squid and the Whale, Speed) star as two good-natured but incredibly stupid friends who drive across the United States to return a clients briefcase in this comedy blockbuster. Also starring Lauren Holly (What Women Want, Any Given Sunday) and Academy Award-nominee Teri Garr (Tootsie, Mr. Mom).

© © 1994 New Line Productions, Inc. All Rights Reserved.

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Robots Read News about Dumb Trump

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Here comes a little company that is about to change the world with a small device that scans your food and tells you what is in it.

You might be saying this is no big deal. It is just another way for diet Nazis to obsess over something new.

But imagine being able to scan your food and have the device tell you it is unhealthy (in essence). How many parents would keep serving unhealthy food to their kids if they have an option? I think a food scanner changes the world (if it works.)

How?

Well, for starters, Warren Buffett’s investments in crap-foods will start to suffer. So your notions about skill versus luck in the stock market will dissolve at the same rate as the sales of Kraft and Coke.

But more importantly, this is one more step toward society’s “discovery” that what you eat has an impact on your happiness. When you don’t know you’re eating crap for lunch, you might think you’re tired that afternoon for no particular reason. But when you start to see the clear connection between bad diet and how you feel in a few hours, you’ll probably stop injuring yourself with food.

Good information about your body’s fuel source changes healthcare, life expectancy, happiness, productivity. Well, everything.

And I think a handheld food scanner does all that. (If it works.)

The question for today is this: Would you improve your diet if you had better information? (I predict most of you will say no because you mistakenly believe you already know what are putting in your body.)

Scott

Hey, Mark Twain just gave me a great book review on Amazon. I guess the rumors of his death were exaggerated.


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Debi Mazar Sounds Off On Her Lesbian ‘Younger’ Role, ‘Dumb’ Dolce & Gabbana Remark

Debi Mazar said she feels “a responsibility to the gay community” in playing a lesbian character on TVLand’s “Younger.”

The series, which also stars Sutton Foster and Hilary Duff, focuses on a 40-year-old single mom (Foster) who undergoes a makeover to appear 26 in an effort to land a publishing job after her husband leaves her.

On the show, which debuts on TVLand March 31, Mazar plays Maggie, a woman who just “happens to like chicks instead of guys.”

“I don’t like to play caricatures of people,” she said in a HuffPost Live interview this week. “I’m a New Yorker, so I’ve been surrounded by the life — the gay life — my whole life, from the community.”

The “Entourage” and “GoodFellas” star, 50, also sounded off on the media firestorm surrounding Dolce & Gabbana’s remarks about “synthetic children” who are born to same-sex families.

Noting that she believed that “things get lost in translation,” she said, “I just think it was a dumb comment, misconstrued in a way, and the Internet just [took] off with it.”
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Matt Taibbi: American Sniper ‘Almost Too Dumb To Criticize’

I saw American Sniper last night, and hated it slightly less than I expected to. Like most Clint Eastwood movies – and I like Clint Eastwood movies for the most part – it’s a simple, well-lit little fairy tale with the nutritional value of a fortune cookie that serves up a neatly-arranged helping of cheers and tears for target audiences, and panics at the thought of embracing more than one or two ideas at any time.

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Angry Nerd – Hate to Say It, But “Dumb and Dumber To” Is Destined to Fail

The original came out nearly 20 years ago, yet now is when we’re finally getting the follow up to “Dumb and Dumber.” Angry Nerd explains why the new Jim Carrey and Jeff Daniels release has already missed the mark in terms of historical relevancy, and why it’s destined to fall victim to the curse of the long-delayed movie sequel.

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