A man goes to Africa on a safari. While there he comes upon an elephant in great pain, with a giant thorn in its foot. The man very carefully
approaches the elephant, and gingerly removes the thorn from its foot. The elephant begins to walk away, then turns and stares at the man for a full
minute, locking eyes with him. The elephant then continues on its way. “I wonder if I ever see that elephant again if it will remember me?” the man
muses to himself.
A few years later, and the man is at a circus back in the States. He notices that one of the elephants keeps looking at him, almost like it KNOWS him.
The man wonders, “Could this be that elephant I helped so long ago?” He decides to get a closer look. With the elephant still giving him the
stare-down, the man moves in closer, getting right up in front of the elephant. They lock eyes. A knowing look seems to cross the elephant’s face. It
reaches down… picks the man up carefully with its trunk… lifts him high in the air… and THROWS HIM CRASHING TO THE GROUND AND NEARLY STOMPS HIM
Turns out it wasn’t THAT elephant.
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AS IS CUSTOM: Gucci continues on with its retail collaborations.
After developing partnerships with Dover Street Market in New York and London, as well as Boon the Shop in Seoul and Antonia in Milan, the Florentine fashion house has customized Dover Street Market Ginza’s Elephant Room in Tokyo with an installation conceived by Gucci creative director Alessandro Michele.
The designer covered the room’s walls, floor and iconic elephant sculpture with the GG blossom pattern.
“This is one of the best elephant spaces we have ever seen. This space always works best when there is a conversation or a connection between the elephant and what is being installed or exhibited,” said Dover Street Market international chief executive officer Adrian Joffe. “Gucci has designed a space where the connection is primal, where the conversation is visceral and the effect is stunning.”
The room also hosts tailors’ busts and chairs displaying key pieces from Gucci’s cruise collection.
ORLANDO, FL—Noting that the show had simply appeared on the park’s schedule last week without an announcement or fanfare of any kind, visitors to SeaWorld told reporters Thursday that the theme park’s latest attraction consists solely of an elephant drowning in a large tank of water with no explanation.
The most recent addition to the amusement park’s slate of entertainment—listed on brochures and signs simply as “Elephant Drowning”—reportedly features an adult African elephant that is led out by trainers into the main amphitheater, where it is immediately shoved into a 36-foot-deep aquarium and left to slowly die, all without the music, lighting cues, or narration that typically accompany other SeaWorld shows.
“After they pushed it into the pool, it swam around for a little while, which was cool because I didn’t even know elephants could swim, but then it started really struggling to …
CyHi The Prynce has some things to get off his chest after sitting on G.O.O.D. Music’s bench for years. The Atlanta rapper comes for just about everyone on Kanye West’s label, Yeezy included, on “Elephant In The Room.”
Listen to tales of Yeezy getting the duct tape treatment, Pusha T getting his album’s quality called into question and the Def Jam offices getting run up in below.
But wait, is that the G.O.O.D. Music logo on the artwork, though? Hmm, publicity stunt or nah?
The post CyHi The Prynce Drops Alleged Kanye West Diss “Elephant In The Room” [LISTEN] appeared first on Hip-Hop Wired.
CyHi The Prynce puts the pen to paper and gets back in the studio ASAP, no rocky. In the new tune below, it seems like CyHi is a bit frustrated on how his music is handled so he sends direct shots toward Kanye West and Def Jam. No subliminal sh*t on this side, homie.
UPDATE #2: Omen has released the cover art and tracklist for "Elephant Eyes."
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