Timeless Quality, Heritage Aesthetic: Todd Snyder + Champion Sale—Plus a Timex Flash Deal!

Since 2013, menswear king Todd Snyder and sportswear legend Champion have been collaborating on a recurring line of vintage-inspired, street-smart style pieces. Each year, the Todd Snyder + Champion collaboration is one of Todd’s most popular collections. But, as the saying goes: “Out with the old and in with the new.” So to make room for incoming spring and summer styles, Todd Snyder is blowing out a ton of TS + Champion gear, including sweatshirts, joggers, and knitwear. All of it is marked at least 30 percent off regular prices.

Even better, this weekend only, from Friday, May 3 through Monday, May 6, toddsnyder.com is having a flash sale on its fabulous Timex watch collection. With the code timex20 you can get an additional 20 percent off all Todd Snyder + Timex Collection watches on sale. Regularly priced at $ 158, Todd Snyder + Time Peanuts-themed watches with Charlie Brown, Snoopy, and more are a mind-blowing $ 79. The digital Timex Ironman sport watch, normally $ 98, is just $ 47, and the mod-retro Blackjack watch is $ 79.

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The Todd Snyder + Champion collab has always been about melding Champion’s heritage aesthetic and timeless quality with Snyder’s love of classic American tailoring. The original collection played with Champion’s 1950s gym line, updating the styles and fabrics and colors into something modern and contemporary with a vintage feel. Since its debut the line has morphed time and again. These days you’ll find bright pastels, patchwork fabrics, cool color combinations, and other tweaks.

Five years in, Todd Snyder + Champion is always one of Todd Snyder’s most anticipated collections of the year. We’ve found some fantastic joggers on sale, slim-cut for the modern aesthetic but in the palette of original Champion gym gear. The colors are phenomenal, too—just right for spring and summer.

Brand History

Todd Snyder was founded in 2011. Snyder’s career began with successful stints at industry heavyweights such as Ralph Lauren, Gap, and J.Crew. Influenced by his Iowa upbringing, the Todd Snyder collection is rooted in American classics. Tailored suiting, traditional knits, and outerwear styled with thoughtful ease and finish. Todd Snyder also collaborates with like-minded legacy brands including Timex, PF Flyers, Moscot, and Cole Haan.

Founded in 1919 in Rochester, New York, Champion Sportswear is celebrating its 100th anniversary in 2019.

Check out our Sale finds from the Todd Snyder + Champion collection below, and see all the sale items at Todd Snyder here.

Charlie Brown Watch 60% OFF!

What dad wouldn’t love to get this funky, fun, and practical gift on Father’s Day? This watch is actually reduced further than the other watches in the Peanuts line, so 20 percent off the sale price of $ 79 is just $ 63. Just use code timex20 get the deal.

GET IT: Take an additional 20 percent off the sale price of this Todd Snyder + Timex Charlie Brown watch ($ 63; was $ 158) using code timex20

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Champion Graphic Tee 30% OFF

Inspired by a vintage tee, this 9-oz. cotton tee is crafted on authentic flat-lock machines and features a script Champion heat transfer graphic at the chest. Premium Champion knitwear exclusively designed and manufactured by Todd Snyder.

GET IT: Pick up the Champion Graphic Tee ($ 49; was $ 70) at Todd Snyder

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Champion Graphic Slim Tipped Jogger 30% OFF

The season’s hottest hookup comes in French terry with a graphic heat transfer of the iconic Champion logo down the left leg and sporty stripes on tipped ribbing at the waist and cuffs. This slim take on our go-to sweatpant pairs back to the classic sweatshirt, for the ultimate off-duty suit. 

GET IT: Pick up the Champion Graphic Slim Tipped Jogger ($ 89; from $ 128) at Todd Snyder

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The Blackjack Watch 43% OFF!

This timepiece is an homage to Formula One drivers of the 60s and 70s. Nodding to speed dials and roulette wheels, the Blackjack evokes the noir glamour of fast cars, hot tires, and midcentury Monaco casinos. Use code timex20 to get an additional 20 percent off the sale price.

GET IT: Take an additional 20 percent off the Todd Snyder + Timex Blackjack watch ($ 79; was $ 138) using code timex20.

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Terry Pocket Sweatshirt 30% OFF

The perfect top layer for the shoulder seasons, right now all the colorful Todd + Champion’s pocket sweatshirts are marked down. From yellow and rust to purple, aqua, and peony (shown), get in the Spring spirit with bright pastels and striking shades.

GET IT: Pick up the Terry Pocket Sweatshirt ($ 69, from $ 98) at Todd Snyder

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Stripe Rugby in Navy 52% OFF

A sophisticated twist on classic collegiate style, this sporty rugby is smart enough for weekend brunch. Crafted from a Japanese striped fabric and impeccably detailed with crimson cover-stitching, a self-fabric bound neck, and a small Champion logo at the sleeve hem. 

GET IT: Pick up the Champion Strip Rugby ($ 79; was $ 168) at Todd Snyder

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Terry Slim Jogger Sweatpant 33% OFF

The counterpart to the sweatshirt that’s also on this list, this hip jogger is also on sale—with all the spring colors to match. Crafted from 100 percent cotton French terry and weather-dyed for a lived-in texture. Finished with elasticated cuffs, two slash pockets, and a herringbone tubular drawstring.

GET IT: Pick up the Terry Slim Jogger Sweatpant ($ 79; from $ 118) at Todd Snyder

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Striped Track Jacket 30% OFF

This track suit jacket plays well with sporty basics but also goes the extra mile paired back to tailored separates. Detailed with a white nylon coil zipper for graphic pop, it’s also available in red. Japanese fabric, raglan sleeves, and made in Portugal.

GET IT: Pick up the Striped Track Jacket ($ 139; was $ 198) at Todd Snyder

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French Terry Striped Warm-Up Short 30% OFF

Fusing the comfort of sweats and the cut of a gym short with the style of a swim trunk, this hybrid short is crafted with sport styling and finished with a clean hem. This limited edition exclusive features the original C patch Champion logo, and is designed and manufactured by Todd Snyder.

GET IT: Pick up the French Terry Striped Warm-Up Short ($ 69; was $ 98) at Todd Snyder

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