Funny Quotes

“My new dress. Do you like it? It’s from my favorite designer, On Sale.” –Rita Rudner

“Right on the alarm clock is the snooze button, which is basically a built-in cheating option. I don’t know why I didn’t think of it earlier, but
finally I just taped it down.” –Arj Barker

“What my mother believed about cooking is that if you worked hard and prospered, someone else would do it for you.” – Nora Ephron

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Hitting Your Funny Bone: Writing Stand-Up Comedy, and Other Things That Make You Swear (Unabridged) – Geoffrey Neill

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Hitting Your Funny Bone: Writing Stand-Up Comedy, and Other Things That Make You Swear (Unabridged)

Geoffrey Neill

Genre: Comedy

Price: $ 5.95

Publish Date: March 22, 2016

© ℗ © 2016 Geoffrey Neill

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The Hilarious Side of Funny: True Anecdotes to Laugh Your Ass Off (Unabridged) – Dean Aulichme

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The Hilarious Side of Funny: True Anecdotes to Laugh Your Ass Off (Unabridged)

Dean Aulichme

Genre: Comedy

Price: $ 2.95

Publish Date: July 10, 2017

© ℗ © 2017 Dean Aulichme

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Best Jokes: Best Funny Jokes for Adults: Funny Jokes, Stories & Riddles, Book 2 (Unabridged) – Joe King

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Best Jokes: Best Funny Jokes for Adults: Funny Jokes, Stories & Riddles, Book 2 (Unabridged)

Joe King

Genre: Comedy

Price: $ 3.95

Publish Date: February 3, 2017

© ℗ © 2017 Joe King

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Funny Quotes

“A Romanian man is in the hospital after getting drunk and swallowing 120 coins on a bet. Doctors monitoring his situation say so far, no change.”
–Jay Leno

“A high school in England is going to teach a class in Elvish – the language that is spoken in ‘The Lord of The Rings’. Not surprisingly the Elvish
language has no words for girl, date or kiss.” –Conan O’Brien

“The man responsible for making popcorn a movie theater snack has passed away. His family was going to get him a regular casket, but then decided to
get the extra large one was the better deal because it came with a medium Coke.” –David Letterman

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101+ Music Jokes – LOL Funny Jokes Club

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101+ Music Jokes

LOL Funny Jokes Club

Genre: Music

Publish Date: August 14, 2017

Publisher: Hey Sup Bye Publishing

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101+ Funny Music & Musician Jokes Did you know that laughing can have positive physical and mental effects on the body? Laughter can lower blood pressure, lighten tense situations, and help you bond with friends and family. Jokes, humor, and comedy come in many forms. Whether it is a few funny jokes, a silly joke book, or a funny movie, we can all benefit from the positive effects of comedy and humor! You'll love this hilarious joke book. Share a funny joke with a friend today! -101+ funny jokes for about music -Great to send as text messages to friends -Silly and hilarious jokes, comedy, and humor -Lots of funny jokes and entertainment With this MASSIVE collection of music and musician jokes you can make everyone laugh! This ebook full of funny jokes is perfect for any occasion. You and your friends will laugh for hours at this funny joke book. Uses for funny jokes… -Can aid in story-telling -Great for conversation starters and texts -Improves conversation and social skills -Can make others laugh, smile, and be more playful -Can lighten tense moods and create rapport with others -Funny Music and Musician Jokes! The LOL Funny Jokes Club is dedicated to comedy. We'll tickle your funny bone with our side-splitting jokes and humor. Whether it's funny and hilarious one-liners, dirty adult jokes, or laugh-out-loud rib tickling knee slappers, the LOL Funny Jokes Club does it all! Scroll up and click "buy" to start laughing now!

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An Important Note About Funny Or Die, From the Folks at Funny Or Die

An Important Note About Funny Or Die, From the Folks at Funny Or Die

An Important Note About Funny Or Die,…
We are making some improvements to Funny Or Die, and we’d like to share the ways this evolution affects the site.
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Funny Book Titles

~ “Come on In! by Doris Open

~ “The German Bank Robbery” by Hans Zupp

~ “I Hate the Sun” by Gladys Knight

~ “Prison Security” by Barb Dweyer

~ “Irish First Aid” by R. U. O’Kaye

~ “My Career As a Clown” by Abe Ozo

~ “I Didn’t Do It!” by Ivan Alibi

~ “Why I Eat at McDonalds” by Tommy Ayk

~ “I Hit the Wall” by Isadore There

~ “The Bruce Lee Story” by Marsha Larts

~ “Take This Job and Shove It” by Ike Witt

~ “Rapunzel Rapunzel” by Harris Long

~ “Split Personalities” by Jacqueline Hyde

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Is Sacha Baron Cohen still funny?

Sacha Baron Cohen’s act hasn’t changed, from “Da Ali G Show” to “Borat” to his new Showtime series, “Who is America?” But the world has, which, in light of the media uproar he’s triggered, raises the question whether the timing was very right — or wrong — for this comeback.


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A Frog Funny

A grandson went up to his grandpa and said, “Grandpa, can you talk like a frog?”

“No, why?”

“Just wondering.”

A few minutes later the granddaughter came up and said, “Grandpa, can you talk like a frog?”

“No. Why do you kids keep asking me if I can talk like a frog?”

“Because Dad said, ‘When grandpa croaks, we can go to Disneyland.”’

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Funny Or Die Friends: We Want to Hear From You

Funny Or Die Friends: We Want to Hear From You

Funny Or Die Friends: We Want to Hear…
As Funny Or Die heads into the future, we wanted to check in to see how things are going.
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Planet Funny (Unabridged) – Ken Jennings

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Planet Funny (Unabridged)

Ken Jennings

Genre: Comedy

Price: $ 20.95

Publish Date: May 29, 2018

© ℗ © 2018 Simon & Schuster Audio

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12 Funny Church Signs From This Week

12 Funny Church Signs From This Week

12 Funny Church Signs From This Week
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You’re Lucky You’re Funny: How Life Becomes a Sitcom (Unabridged) – Phil Rosenthal

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You’re Lucky You’re Funny: How Life Becomes a Sitcom (Unabridged)

Phil Rosenthal

Genre: Comedy

Price: $ 17.95

Publish Date: November 1, 2006

© ℗ © 2006 Phoenix Audio

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Tiffany Haddish Snaps Funny Selfies With Beyonce, Jay-Z & Michael B. Jordan

After attending Jay-Z’s concert, the comedian and best-selling author took some post-show selfies with some famous friends. Check out what Tiffany had to say about her time hanging with the A-listers.


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The New New Rules: A Funny Look at How Everybody But Me Has Their Head Up Their Ass (Unabridged) – Bill Maher

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The New New Rules: A Funny Look at How Everybody But Me Has Their Head Up Their Ass (Unabridged)

Bill Maher

Genre: Comedy

Price: $ 17.95

Publish Date: November 21, 2011

© ℗ © 2011 Penguin Audio

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You’ll Never Blue Ball in This Town Again: One Woman’s Painfully Funny Quest to Give It Up – Heather McDonald

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You’ll Never Blue Ball in This Town Again: One Woman’s Painfully Funny Quest to Give It Up

Heather McDonald

Genre: Comedy

Price: $ 9.95

Publish Date: October 20, 2011

© ℗ © 2011 Brilliance Audio

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Yo Mama Jokes Bible: Funny & Hilarious Yo Mama Jokes – Johnny B. Laughing

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Yo Mama Jokes Bible: Funny & Hilarious Yo Mama Jokes

Johnny B. Laughing

Genre: Fiction & Literature

Publish Date: August 4, 2015

Publisher: Hey Sup Bye Publishing

Seller: Smashwords


Yo Mama Jokes Bible! 350+ Funny & Hilarious Yo Mama Jokes Yo mama is so fat… Yo mama is so skinny… Yo mama is so old… Yo mama is so tall… Yo mama is so short… Yo mama is so stupid… Yo mama is so poor… Yo mama is so ugly… Yo mama is so bald… Yo mama is so hairy… Yo mama is so lazy… Other Yo mama jokes… ALL NEW YO MAMA JOKES! Yo mama is so stupid… she thought Christmas wrap was Snoop Dogg’s new song! Yo mama is so fat… she posted a picture on Instagram and it crashed! Yo mama is so tall… Shaq looks up to her! Yo mama is so ugly… she looks like she has been bobbing for apples in hot grease! Yo mama is so skinny… when she wears skinny jeans, they look like bell-bottoms! Yo mama is so old… she has an autographed Bible! Yo mama is so short … you can see her feet on her driver’s license! Yo mama is so hairy… that Bigfoot tried to take her picture! Yo mama is so fat… she sat on an iPhone and turned it into an iPad! Yo mama is so stupid… she went to a dentist to fix her Bluetooth! Yo mama is so old… her memory is in black and white! Yo mama is so poor… she put a Happy Meal on layaway! Yo mama is so ugly… she’s the reason blind dates were invented! Yo mama is so short… she can use a sock for a sleeping bag! Yo mama is so bald… you can see what’s on her mind! Best-Selling Author ~ Johnny B. Laughing The Joke King is back with another hilarious joke book full of funny, laugh-out-loud, crazy comedy and MASSIVE assortment of yo mama jokes!

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A Moon Funny

Two airheads in California are sitting outside on a cool, clear evening, looking at the moon and talking.

One asks: “Which do you think is farther away … Florida or the moon?”

The other replies (with eye-roll): “Hellooooooooooo! Can you see Florida from here??”

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Do You Talk Funny?: 7 Comedy Habits to Become a Better (and Funnier) Public Speaker (Unabridged) – David Nihill

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Do You Talk Funny?: 7 Comedy Habits to Become a Better (and Funnier) Public Speaker (Unabridged)

David Nihill

Genre: Comedy

Price: $ 14.95

Publish Date: November 13, 2015

© ℗ © 2015 FunnyBizz Books – David Nihill

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PSA On Funny Or Die Shows The Absurdity Of Valuing All Opinions Equally

Some opinions should be treated as what they are: wrong.
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2014: Obama vs Galifianakis – 10 Years of Funny Or Die with Will Ferrell & Adam McKay

2014: Obama vs Galifianakis - 10 Years of Funny Or Die with Will Ferrell & Adam McKay

2014: Obama vs Galifianakis – 10 Year… 2:18
Will Ferrell and Adam McKay look back on perhaps the biggest video in the history of Funny Or Die. Zack Galifianakis reeled in the leader of the free world, Barack Obama, to help promote the Affordable Care Act, and by doing so garnered millions of people to sign up for health insurance.
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A Kayaking Funny

KAYAK LESSONS
Copyright 1999 W. Bruce Cameron
www.wbrucecameron.com

I don’t recall ever having expressed an interest in kayaking. Any activity that requires the participants to wear a helmet and a life jacket is
plainly something in which I should not be involved. In fact, I pretty much avoid all sports which cannot be played while holding a hot dog.
Nonetheless, for my birthday this year my children purchased me kayak lessons at the local recreation center.

Now, for you uninitiated, a kayak is a thin sliver of boat into which the victim is hermetically sealed by way of a rubber “skirt.” Picture being
adhered to a water ski by a suction cup and being handed a paddle that looks like a helicopter rotor–that’s kayaking. A kayak is about as stable as a
guest on the Jerry Springer Show–it feels as if it will dive for the bottom at the slightest excuse. Kayaks were invented by Eskimos to be used in
their death-wish rituals, and now can be found every weekend on the local rivers, flitting about like giant psychotic water bugs.

Fortunately, or so I thought at the time, my lessons were scheduled to take place in a swimming pool, where I felt it unlikely that I would encounter
any white water. My instructor, a bearded fellow named Tom, lined up six of us in our wobbly boats in about five feet of water, and proceeded to tell
us that our first lesson would be in how to tip over. How to tip over! That’s like telling a pilot that his first lesson in flying will be in how to
crash. I held up my hand. “Uh, Tom? I think my kayak already knows how to tip over.”

Tom was amused. No, he explained, I had misunderstood. When out in the rapids, the strong currents sometimes flipped the kayaks over. But instead of
sinking, the kayak’s rubber seal would keep the vessel buoyant, so all we needed to do was learn how to flip back up.

“Uh, Tom?” My hand was back in the air. “Why would we want to go out in the rapids when we have this nice pool?”

“Let’s get started,” Tom suggested. He walked us through the whole maneuver, and then, probably concerned that I might feel I wasn’t getting my
money’s worth from these lessons, he said we would start with me. He reached out and flipped my kayak over.

I was plunged into the wet. Gamely I followed Tom’s instructions, rotating my paddle and thrusting my hips. I did not rise into the air. Instead, the
shallow end of the pool entered my nose and began washing my brain in chlorinated water.

Tom heaved me back up, and I came out sputtering. “Whoa, Mr. Cameron! You just missed me with your paddle, there,” Tom warned.

“That’s because my eyes are so full of water I can’t aim properly,” I choked.

“Do you know what you are doing wrong?” Tom asked.

“Drowning?” I suggested.

“You’re supposed to hip thrust AFTER you rotate the paddle,” Tom chided. “Let’s try it again.”

Back into the drink. Unexpectedly, I found myself thinking of my Grandfather, probably because I could hear his voice telling me to “move into the
light.” I tried to remember the advice he used to give me. “Son,” he’d say proudly, “you’re a dim-witted lad who will never amount to anything.”

Right, Grandpa! So why am I upside down under a kayak, hydrating my lungs, when I could be at home on my couch living up to my lack of potential? I
gathered what little strength I had and kicked hard against the bottom of the kayak, popping out like a champagne cork. I swam over to the pool ladder
and climbed out.

“Mr. Cameron, where are you going?” Tom demanded.

I turned to face him and the rest of the class. I was still wearing the rubber skirt from the kayak, which stuck out from my hips like a Tupperware
tutu. It may not have been my most manly moment. “Tom,” I said, “if God had meant for me to kayak, he wouldn’t have invented the outboard motor.” I
went home and watched a bass fishing show on television.

Now, THAT’S boating.

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‘Yes! We Have No Steve Bannon’ Strikes A Funny Chord In Song Spoof

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2012: Battle Fatigue – 10 Years of Funny Or Die with Will Ferrell & Adam McKay

2012: Battle Fatigue - 10 Years of Funny Or Die with Will Ferrell & Adam McKay

2012: Battle Fatigue – 10 Years of Fu… 1:57
Will Ferrell and Adam McKay look back on the year they checked out and shut it all down. The office was rampant with rodents and wildlife while most financial decisions revolved around the shipping and distribution of food.
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The Funny Thing Is… (Unabridged) – Ellen DeGeneres

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The Funny Thing Is… (Unabridged)

Ellen DeGeneres

Genre: Comedy

Price: $ 15.95

Publish Date: October 28, 2003

© ℗ © 2003 Simon & Schuster Audio

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2011: Breaking All the Rules – 10 Years of Funny Or Die with Will Ferrell & Adam McKay

2011: Breaking All the Rules - 10 Years of Funny Or Die with Will Ferrell & Adam McKay

2011: Breaking All the Rules – 10 Yea… 2:17
Will Ferrell and Adam McKay reflect on Billy Crystal’s ‘When Harry Met Sally’ sequel, Don Cheadle’s ‘Captain Planet’ and Will’s reprisal of George W. Bush.
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Funny in Farsi: A Memoir of Growing Up Iranian in America (Unabridged) – Firoozeh Dumas

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Funny in Farsi: A Memoir of Growing Up Iranian in America (Unabridged)

Firoozeh Dumas

Genre: Arts & Entertainment

Price: $ 14.95

Publish Date: March 24, 2004

© ℗ © 2004 Audible Studios

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2009: Bat Fight Fever – 10 Years of Funny Or Die with Will Ferrell & Adam McKay

2009: Bat Fight Fever - 10 Years of Funny Or Die with Will Ferrell & Adam McKay

2009: Bat Fight Fever – 10 Years of F… 2:13
Will Ferrell & Adam McKay reminisce on the meteoric rise of ‘Bat Fight’ and how it gripped the nation… non-violently of course.
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Blogger Praises K-Beauty While Calling Asians ‘Ching Chongs’ In ‘Funny Clothes’

“I am certainly not a racist,” said the blogger who wrote that she didn’t understand “the Ching Chongs.”
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2007: The Beginning – 10 Years of Funny Or Die with Will Ferrell and Adam McKay

2007: The Beginning - 10 Years of Funny Or Die with Will Ferrell and Adam McKay

2007: The Beginning – 10 Years of Fun… 2:01
Will Ferrell & Adam McKay sit down in an 11 episode series to reminisce about “The Landlord” and how it all started
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Twitter Responds To Kellyanne Conway’s Latest Spin And It’s Too Funny

Conway’s Monday morning sparring match with CNN’s Chris Cuomo produced some solid jokes.
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Big Bird Interns At Funny Or Die

Big Bird Interns At Funny Or Die

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Big Bird gets an internship at Funny Or Die because he wants to be a comedy writer when he grows up.
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Funny Or Die Test Tube: J Horse

Funny Or Die Test Tube: J Horse

Funny Or Die Test Tube: J Horse 15:52
Funny or Die asked the best sketch groups in the world to play around in their lab: In this episode, J Horse Saddles up and rides into the great television plains.
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George W. Bush — Kanye For President? That’s Pretty Damn Funny (VIDEO)

[[tmz:video id=”0_ys1fcl75″]] George W. Bush doesn’t have as much confidence in Kanye West to lead the free world as President Obama – or Kanye, for that matter — in fact, seems pretty comical to him.  We caught up with the former Prez in…

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Funny Or Die’s Halloween Anthology with Marilyn Manson

Funny Or Die's Halloween Anthology with Marilyn Manson

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Funny Or Die Test Tube: Private Street

Funny Or Die Test Tube: Private Street

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Donald Trump’s Top Troll Moments Thus Far, From Funny to Despicable

Donald Trump has added another bullet-point to his resume under History's Snarkiest Presidential Candidate—this time taking a jab at Republican opponent Marco Rubio. CNN reported that Trump’s campaign sent the ultimate “care package” to Rubio’s…


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Funny Or Die Crashed The Republican Debate

Funny Or Die Crashed The Republican Debate

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Despite having zero political-reporting experience, Funny Or Die crashed the Republican debate at the Ronald Reagan Presidential Library. We probably won’t be invited back.
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Football players can be funny! 5 NFL quarterbacks with serious comedy chops

These gridiron stars might just Bowl you over with their hilarity. (Get it?)


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Funny Or Die’s Oddball News Team Gets Heckled

Funny Or Die's Oddball News Team Gets Heckled

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Please don’t heckle comedians at the Oddball Comedy Festival. Heckle this guy instead.
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Yo Mama Jokes Bible: Funny & Hilarious Yo Mama Jokes – Johnny B. Laughing

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Yo Mama Jokes Bible: Funny & Hilarious Yo Mama Jokes

Johnny B. Laughing

Genre: Fiction & Literature

Publish Date: August 4, 2015

Publisher: Hey Sup Bye Publishing

Seller: Smashwords


Yo Mama Jokes Bible! 350+ Funny & Hilarious Yo Mama Jokes Yo mama is so fat… Yo mama is so skinny… Yo mama is so old… Yo mama is so tall… Yo mama is so short… Yo mama is so stupid… Yo mama is so poor… Yo mama is so ugly… Yo mama is so bald… Yo mama is so hairy… Yo mama is so lazy… Other Yo mama jokes… ALL NEW YO MAMA JOKES! Yo mama is so stupid… she thought Christmas wrap was Snoop Dogg’s new song! Yo mama is so fat… she posted a picture on Instagram and it crashed! Yo mama is so tall… Shaq looks up to her! Yo mama is so ugly… she looks like she has been bobbing for apples in hot grease! Yo mama is so skinny… when she wears skinny jeans, they look like bell-bottoms! Yo mama is so old… she has an autographed Bible! Yo mama is so short … you can see her feet on her driver’s license! Yo mama is so hairy… that Bigfoot tried to take her picture! Yo mama is so fat… she sat on an iPhone and turned it into an iPad! Yo mama is so stupid… she went to a dentist to fix her Bluetooth! Yo mama is so old… her memory is in black and white! Yo mama is so poor… she put a Happy Meal on layaway! Yo mama is so ugly… she’s the reason blind dates were invented! Yo mama is so short… she can use a sock for a sleeping bag! Yo mama is so bald… you can see what’s on her mind! Best-Selling Author ~ Johnny B. Laughing The Joke King is back with another hilarious joke book full of funny, laugh-out-loud, crazy comedy and MASSIVE assortment of yo mama jokes!

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Join Funny Or Die In Praying That Pope Francis Makes A Sketch Video With Us

Join Funny Or Die In Praying That Pope Francis Makes A Sketch Video With Us

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The Pope is visiting NYC in September and we think if we pray hard enough we can get him to come make some content with us.
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What’s so Funny About Political Correctness?

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It was just last weekend that I spent a wonderful evening under a beautiful night sky enjoying listening to Elvis Costello. I was so excited to see him live in concert at one of my favorite outdoor venues in New Jersey. Since the concert, his 1974 hit song, “What’s so funny about peace, love, and understanding” has been playing repeatedly in my head. Ironically, rocker Nick Lowe wrote the proficient songwriter’s most popular song and biggest crowd-pleaser. This idealistic tune laments of a wicked world of darkness and insanity. Elvis, in his distinctive voice sang this song with an upbeat tempo reminiscent of the late 70s new wave genre. With angst and attitude in his voice, he sang out loudly, “(What’s so funny ’bout) Peace, Love, and Understanding?” After watching the recent Republican Presidential debates, I can’t help but ask the same question in reference to political correctness.

Yes, I know there is a good chance I will be chided for my defense of political correctness. Many feel that their well-intended comments are often manipulated such that the hypersensitive vilify them as xenophobes or bigots. People say that our society has become too sensitive. Donald Trump’s comments at the debate seemed to rile even further the “political correctness cynics” when he proclaimed, “I don’t have time for political correctness.” And while I don’t doubt that there are some who use political correctness to deflect criticism, do we really want to go back to the 1970s when Archie Bunker’s racist-like rants and pejoratives were as commonplace as today’s texting of OMG and LOL? I believe political correctness get’s a bad rap. Just because some may hide irresponsibly behind political correctness doesn’t mean we should eliminate the practice all together.

As someone born Jewish and one who doesn’t celebrate Christmas, I have never been offended when greeted with a friendly, “Merry Christmas.” I’ve always taken the wish as I presume it is intended, as a pleasant and well-meaning gesture. I know some who share my faith feel differently. Personally, I look at one’s intention rather than the specific words they use. However, it can be challenging to derive one’s intentions. Therefore, how do we know if someone’s words are meant to be hurtful or exclusionary or are simply a poor choice of words or simple ignorance with no ill intent? Well, I guess we can never know for sure but if we listen carefully, and if we are honest with ourselves, I think we can tell if someone is deliberately being mean-spirited or if what they are saying is tapping into our own feelings of insecurity and feeling different.

A few years ago, I had to get my car fixed at a body shop. A neighbor, a native of Africa, and whose son accidentally bumped my car, paid for the repairs. I remember the owner of the body shop handed me my keys, and told me that the “colored fella” had dropped off the check. I was taken aback by the man’s use of the antiquated term. However, it did seem to me that the man was not using the expression in a derogatory fashion. The sounds of the words coming out of his mouth sounded dissonant to me. Now I have no way of knowing if the man is racist or if he had simply grown up at a time and in a place, where the term was commonplace and acceptable. I also don’t know if my neighbor would have been insulted by the term. I would imagine that reactions to the term might vary from one person to the next based on their experiences and perspective. Regardless, I think there is always room on both sides of the argument for sensitivity to each other’s viewpoint. My fear is that individuals will use the argument of a society where political correctness has gone awry as an excuse for insensitive and derogatory remarks. Many times those who are the most critical of political correctness are the ones who are rarely a target. Regardless, what’s wrong if we err on the side of trying not to offend or upset others? There are certainly worse aspirations we could have.

Maybe though, the words ‘political’ and ‘correctness’ are poor word choices for the term. In our current politically divisive environment, anything with the word ‘political’ in it already has a bad connotation; and it really isn’t about what is the correct or incorrect thing to say. It’s more about consideration and understanding for others. Perhaps the so-called progressives and idealists aren’t really seeking political correctness. So how about we forget about being politically correct and we focus instead on other more agreeable goals such as peace, love, and understanding. After all, as Elvis puts it, “What’s so funny ’bout peace, love, and understanding?”

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There are two story threads in “Togetherness”: One follows Brett and his wife, Michelle, who have two young children and have hit a rough patch in their marriage. Brett can be hard to take; another character calls him a “grumpy, anal vegan” and that’s pretty accurate. He can be cold and has a tendency to talk over and steamroll his shy, tentative wife, Michelle (Melanie Lynskey), and it can be hard to watch her struggle to express her needs and assert herself. Lynskey’s heart-rending, vanity-free performance makes it clear how much Michelle has had to shut herself down to keep the peace and to keep the family functioning, and I often wondered if Brett deserved her. “Togetherness” is only eight episodes long, and at times, I wished either the season had been longer or a little more time had been spent on establishing what Michelle and Brett liked and loved about each other before their marriage began to fly apart.

Then again, even if the show had done that, it can simply be difficult to watch another couple go through a warts-and-all marriage crisis, but I respect “Togetherness” for committing to a realistic and complicated portrayal of the couple’s problems. Those issues are, ironically, the kinds of problems you could easily find on a conventional sitcom: A busy family life means that a couple has grown apart and the wife’s sexual desire for her husband has waned, etc.

In any event, the weightiness of Michelle and Brett’s problems make it even more important that their story is deftly balanced by the stumbling adventures of the two other lead characters, Tina (Amanda Peet) and Alex (Zissis). The evolution of their unlikely friendship is goofier and warmer than the prickly domestic drama that occupies the other half of the show, and Peet and Zissis do a spectacular job of peeling back the surfaces of Tina and Alex to reveal the insecurity and fear lurking behind their casual facades. One of the most worthwhile things a television show can do is chronicle the history and impact of an emotional connection, and “Togetherness” is in top form in many of the later Alex-Tina scenes.

What is there to say about “Girls” that has not already been said by the Thinkpiece Industrial Complex? It remains invigoratingly itself and it continues to land in Hannah in a series of situations in which layers of thematic complexity stack up like delayed planes circling a busy airport. Hannah remains Hannah; she is blissfully unaware of how unaware she is of how she comes off, but Lena Dunham is very aware of her show’s place in the cultural conversation, and one of the most interesting features of the new season is the meta-commentary that is sprinkled through many scenes. I’d rather have Alex from “Togetherness” than Hannah from “Girls” crashing on my couch, but I enjoy watching both of them stumble through life like bulls wandering through well-stocked china shops.

I haven’t said much about “Looking” yet, though it may be my favorite of the three Sunday shows. “Looking” is so self-effacing and low-key that it tends to get lost in the television conversation, and that’s a mistake. Jonathan Groff’s Patrick is just as self-absorbed as any of the characters previously mentioned, but he’s also so endearingly naive and so charmingly open to new experiences that his adventures are impossible to resist. The entire ensemble has a wonderful ease together, and any show that makes sure Scott Bakula gets a decent amount of screen time is, by definition, doing something right.

It’s worth noting that “Looking” is one of the sweetest and most romantic shows on television, and one the best at depicting the complexity and curiosity that drives many sexual encounters. And though it makes me cringe a little to say this (Catholic schooling, etc.), I have to add that it’s becoming increasingly comical that HBO shows — any pay-cable shows, really — never show male genitalia during sex scenes.

I know, I know. In our culture, anything that shows male junk is coded as pornography, and HBO is way too fancy to let itself get branded with that kind of downmarket implication. But there’s a whole generation of filmmakers and storytellers on that network and elsewhere who are being forced to jump through a series of increasingly ridiculous hoops in order to not show a penis (and no, the fact that “Game of Thrones” showed Hodor’s … hodor a while back does not really count in this context).

These days, there are smart, mature and thoughtful treatments of sexuality to be found in “Looking,” “Transparent,” “Masters of Sex,” “Outlander,” “Girls,” among other shows; these are programs in which explorations of sexuality are important elements of character development. Yes, TV will always have some shows that whip out body parts for prurient or crass reasons, but we’re lucky to now have a whole array of programs in several different genres in which all kinds of desires, sexual and otherwise, are examined with thoroughness, compassion and intelligence. And yet, on many of these worthy programs, the elements of sexuality that directors and creators are forced to leave out of makes for some odd omissions, weird workarounds and strange camera angles.

No, it’s not the end of the world — a lack of penis on TV isn’t among the most important issues of our time. But yes, this skewed state of affairs does cause a person to sigh deeply — the idea that any number of random boobs and violent rapes on TV are okay, but oh my! What if a TV show made by and for grownups depicted a man’s equipment — why, the world might end!

Look, I understand the hesitation of networks, actors and viewers who would be weirded out by the idea of penis on TV. I hesitated to even bring this up, truthfully, lest anyone think that’s what I’m primarily looking for in a TV show (um, no). But it’s the fearlessness of a recent wave of good TV shows, including the three HBO shows mentioned here, that prompts these questions. There are a number of creators who seem willing to go anywhere with their characters, and the limits on their visions — wherever those limitations come from — are just increasingly obvious.

Sometimes I just wonder when TV will lose its last inhibition and let guys be not just emotionally naked but physically bare as well. Maybe never?

“Girls” airs Sunday at 9:00 p.m. ET on HBO; “Togetherness” airs Sunday at 9:30 p.m. ET on HBO; “Looking” airs Sunday at 10:00 p.m. on HBO.

Ryan McGee and I talked about “Banshee,” “Archer,” “Looking,” “Togetherness” and “Girls” in the latest Talking TV podcast, which is here, on iTunes and below.

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