Getting a Job;

A young man entered the company’s Human Resources Department and handed the executive his application. After reviewing the papers the executive
noticed that the applicant had been fired from every job he had ever had.

“Young man,” the executive said, “I’ve looked over your work history and it is terrible. You have been fired from every job!”

“Yes,” replied the applicant.

“There really isn’t anything very positive in that,” said the executive.

“Well, at least I’m not a quitter!” the young man replied.

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T.I.’s Melania Trump Double Is Getting Death Threats [Video]

Melanie Marden aka Melania Trump lookalike

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The woman who played the FLOTUS in T.I.’s video might need some Grand Hustle muscle. Melania Marden claims she is now getting threats on her life.

As HipHopDX reports Tip’s Dime Trap album continues to cause a stir. The Atlanta native created a promotional video for the release. In the visual President Trump is seen leaving The White House. Once he leaves T.I. makes his way into the Oval Office and gets a nude strip tease from a Melania Trump look alike. Naturally the clip got people in their feelings.

Since its’ release the actress has come forth to say she has since received death threats. In an interview with Inside Edition Melanie Marden, the actress, detailed that she has no regrets about the cameo but does admit things are getting out of hand. “Somebody was going to hit me with their car. Somebody was going to take a baseball bat to me. Somebody wished me to get raped and then killed.”

She also added that her portrayal did not degrade Melania. “The first lady’s husband does a lot of bullying himself. So they’ve got some thick skin. If I was insulting her and degrading her, then it would be one thing, but I don’t think I was” she explained.

Clearly the thick skin is not a quality the Trump’s share as the first family have asked for a boycott on T.I.. To which Marden said ““I’m surprised the lady that works with the First Lady has the time to comment on rap videos. That’s sad.”

Even though some folks are wishing harm on her she continues to cherish the opportunity and reprised her role to respond to her haters in an Instagram video.

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Genre: Romance

Publish Date: July 16, 2014

Publisher: Erin Nicholas

Seller: EN Fiction, Inc.


Genius scientist Mason Riley can cure world hunger, impress the media and piss off the Vice President of the United States all before breakfast. But he’s not sure he can get through his high school class reunion. Until he meets the new girl in town. Mason sure doesn’t look—or kiss—like a genius scientist geek. Passion like this with a guy who travels the world and parties at the White House should be a red flag for a girl who wants a simple boring life.  Good thing no one falls in love in a weekend.

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The Story of Getting God’s Promised Land

Degoo Interactive

Genre: Graphic Novels

Publish Date: December 28, 2013

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The beautiful city of Jericho was sitting on God's Promised Land. There, the springs were clear, flowers were blooming and the tall palm trees brought coolness.  Joshua was making plans to attack Jericho. God sent his angel to Joshua.  The angel told Joshua that he would not be alone.  God would help him if he followed what God told him.  Why Joshua called the priests and told them to carry their trumpets and walk in the front of the Ark and all the army? Why Joshua did not tell the army how to attack the city but had them walk behind the priests?  What was the command from God that Joshua told them?  The king of Jericho was shocked and felt nervous, what did he do?  Why there was no sign of attack, but only the sound of trumpets?  How the walls of Jericho started to shake and finally collapsed?  Who won the battle?  The people who lived in Gibeon, not far away from Jericho, heard about the Israelites. They thought to make a peace treaty with the Israelites to avoid war.  What happened to them?  The people of Gibeon lied to Joshua.  So Joshua and elders signed a treaty with them without asking permission from God.  Will God be angry? What happened then?  To find out, please read the full story: the story of getting God's Promised Land.

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What to know before getting tatted up

Whether you’re rewarding yourself for working hard in the gym or you want to express yourself through body art, committing to a tattoo is a big decision.

Guys have enough trouble choosing a barber. But the decisions, or the mistakes, you make in a tattoo artist’s chair will last you a lifetime. Or at least as long as it takes to save up for laser removal surgery. The trick is not only to be sure of what artwork you want inked onto your skin but also to make sure the work is top-notch. So, we enlisted the help of Matthew Marcus, tattoo artist and owner of Three Kings Tattoo in the the Williamsburg section of Brooklyn, NY, to help us make a list of the things to consider before venturing into a tattoo parlour—because you’re not just tatting “Mom” on your forearm anymore.

Men’s Fitness: What are the most important things a client should know before entering a shop?

Matthew Marcus: Do your research. Know your shop and know your tattoo artist. A good shop is not hard to find, and when you do, allow yourself to trust your artists. Like a doctor, we know what we’re doing and talking about. When we give you advice on size, placement, design, or color schemes, it’s for a reason. Ask questions. Get the tattoo you want to get but also be willing to compromise.

What are some of the biggest mistakes people make before coming in or after getting a tattoo?

One of the biggest mistakes people make is price haggling. If you’ve done your research and find yourself in a reputable shop, then you should feel confident that you’re going to get the best tattoo possible. Tattoo shops are not flea markets, and I don’t know anyone who wants to go to work and make less then what they normally make. Asking for a discount or lesser price is the same thing as your boss asking you to work for two dollars per hour less than your wage for a day. Also, you’re getting something that will last for the rest of your life. If people are willing to spend hundreds and thousands of dollars on shoes, clothes, and food, don’t bargain for something that will be a permanent part of your body forever.

Outside of keeping your tattoo lubricated and shielding it from the sun at first, what are some things people can do to keep their tattoos looking fresh longer?

A few things you can do to keep your tattoo fresh are keeping it moisturized and using a higher SPF when out in the sun. In all honesty, just basic healthiness will help keep your tattoos fresh. Taking care of yourself and maintaining healthy skin is essential, which means eating well and keeping hydrated. It’s most important when you first get the tattoo to really take care of it during that healing period.

In terms of placement, what are some areas guys should never get inked? What are some ways guys can use placement to make a simple tattoo more creative/interesting?

I wouldn’t say there’s necessarily anywhere someone shouldn’t get a tattoo. There are certain risks and ramifications to getting tattoos in certain places. For example, most palms and inside fingers are going to blow out over time if not immediately. Areas where skin is thinner or tighter requires a different touch from areas that are fattier or muscular. It’s more important to go to someone who understands how to tattoo different areas of the body the right way. There are a million different body types, and a huge thing you learn over time is how to give someone the best tattoo based on their shape, skin, and specific area of the body. It’s also important to go to an artist who knows how to draw tattoos for specific body parts. A lot of tattoo artists think you can just draw something and throw it anywhere, but that’s wrong. Certain designs are most certainly meant for certain areas of the body. Doing a drawing that needs to fit into a certain space or go onto a unique area of the body takes a lot of skill and experience.

For someone getting inked for the first time, what are some of the things they should look for in order to know that an artist does good work (i.e. shading, borderlines, etc.)?

Today’s generation is lucky because it has the Internet. Most good shops will have good things written about them in reviews on the Internet nowadays. You always want to look at a shop’s cleanliness, and everyone there should have portfolios of their specific work. You want to look for clean and crisp lines and shading that doesn’t look choppy but smooth. All the color should be solid and bright. When you’re looking at any black or gray work, check for varying degrees of weight in the shading and smoothness. Unless you’re looking for something superspecific, it’s always good to look at versatility and how long the artist has been doing it. How long has the shop been there? Have they had the same guys working there for a long time? Ask around to see what people may say about the place. Talk to heavily tattooed collectors, and they’ll usually point you in the right direction.

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Why fit guys are getting plastic surgery

You practically live at the gym. You haven’t eaten carbs in almost a year. And you’re almost certain your body fat is consistently in the single digits.

Yet you still don’t look quite as perfectly chiseled as the average Instagram-spamming fitness model. What gives?

It’s not you, it’s them—but not because they hit some genetic jackpot that you missed out on. The truth is that a perfect, god-like physique is rarely achieved through purely natural means. (And no, we’re not talking about anything that will get you in trouble with the Feds.)

Don’t get us wrong: Actors, models, and professional bodybuilders put in all the same work you do, and then some. These guys are definitely not slackers. But once you’ve pushed your body to the absolute limit, you start hitting walls that can’t be broken down with tougher workouts or stricter diets. At that point, there’s only one option if you want to go from “almost” perfect to “impossibly” perfect: plastic surgery.

Yes, that’s right: Guys who are already fit have started seeking out plastic surgeons who can shuttle around a fit guy’s fat cells to “sculpt” physiques—no crunches required. Want biceps that pop or abs with a little more definition than you already seem to have? A plastic surgeon can do that, and more.

We sat down with Douglas Steinbrech, M.D., a board-certified plastic surgeon who specializes in male plastic surgery, to discuss which procedures fit guys are getting to look even more ripped.

2. Abdominal implants

Abdominal etching focuses on deepening the striations between the abs muscles. On the other hand, let’s say you have definition, but that the muscles themselves are looking a little flat. If that’s the case, the procedure you’re looking for is abdominal implants: Six to eight small, flexible implants placed individually over your muscles.

These implants are placed in line with your body’s natural musculature, so they aren’t used to correct asymmetry (but don’t worry if your abs are asymmetrical—about 75% of guys’ abs are, according to Steinbrech).

Because these implants are placed over the muscle, they’ll still be visible if you put on some weight. But they’re not a shortcut to a six-pack—they’re your motivation to stay in shape.

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3. Pectoral implants

Guys aren’t getting pec implants nearly as often as women are getting breast implants, but that doesn’t mean men aren’t concerned about how their chests look—especially if they’re fitness-focused.

Pectoral implants are silicone implants placed under the muscle, usually through an incision made in the armpit. This procedure is often sought out by current and former bodybuilders, as well as guys with chest deformities, such as pectus excavatum or Poland syndrome.

“It’s about proportion,” Steinbrech explains. “Bodybuilders already have big chests, but they have bigger arms and legs. Their pecs aren’t small, but they don’t look proportional.” Bodybuilders are also prone to developing gynecomastia, and the corrective surgery can leave them with a chest that droops or indents—hence the desire for pectoral implants.

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4. Biceps, triceps, and deltoid implants

As it turns out, there are implants for a lot of different muscles. Biceps, triceps, and deltoid implants are a little different, though, because your arms move and twist far more often than, say, your chest.

There are three different ways to augment your biceps, triceps, and delts: silicone implants, muscle grafted from another part of your body, or fat transferred from another part of your body.

This type of procedure isn’t really for people who just want bigger muscles. Instead, Steinbrech says, arm muscle implants are often sought by bodybuilders, fitness models, and athletes who have a deficiency due to a past injury.

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5. Gluteal augmentation

Gluteal augmentations (aka butt lifts) have risen dramatically in popularity over the past decade. And it’s not just ladies who are adding a little junk in the trunk—men are also looking for a little extra padding. “Butt lifts used to be more frequent with gay patients,” Steinbrech says. “But now both gay and straight men want it. Women like guys’ butts!

Butt lifts on men and women can be performed with silicone implants or with fat transferred from another part of the body, but male butt lifts are different from female butt lifts. “One of the big reasons plastic surgery is seen as more ‘feminine’ is because a lot of surgeons who operate on male patients just do the same thing they’d do on a female patient,” Steinbrech says. “My male patients want bigger butts, but they want to look masculine. So I use a custom implant that has an indent, which gives the appearance of a muscular butt—a ‘bodybuilder butt.'”

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Coach Getting Immersive in New Interactive Pop-up

Coach is taking a page from the book of the Dream Machine, a successful immersive, interactive — and eminently Instagrammable — experience that just wrapped up a two-month run in Brooklyn.
Offering its own distinct take on the idea, Coach will take over a space in SoHo from June 12-17 for Life Coach, an interactive pop-up that it boasts: “will heighten your senses, stimulate your soul and wake up all the feels. Here, you’ll find games, fortunes and other thrills for your third eye.”
The location at 107 Grand Street was inspired by New York, where the brand was founded in 1941 and includes references to American culture and Coach. There will be a neon storefront filled with psychic symbols and Coach design codes. Visitors will then enter a room transformed into a subway station, where they can write on blank walls before continuing on to a fairground scene, complete with carnival games. The third and final room is intended to be a dark forest where they’ll receive visions of their future.
Visitors can book appointments in advance, but walk-ups are also welcome.

A promotional flyer for the pop-up. 

Carlos Becil, chief marketing officer for Coach, said the idea behind Life Coach was “to construct an environment

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Publish Date: October 24, 2017

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Cardi B Calls Hotel Staffers “Racist Muthaf*ckas” After Getting Thrown Out

Cardi B must be saying “it was all good just a week ago” because this past weekend has seen her go through some weirdly tough times.

After apparently breaking up and getting back together with her boo Offset, Cardi found herself getting the boot from the Hilton Hotel in Albany, New York.

According to TMZ the “Bodak Yellow” rapper was staying at the Hilton Hotel when around 1am people began to complain about the noise coming from her hotel suite. After a heated exchange with hotel security, Cardi and her team were ordered to vacate the premises which she did but not before getting caught on video yelling “racist muthaf*ckas” to the hotel staff in the lobby.

A rep for the the Albany PD told TMZ that the hotel manager called them around 1am to report that Cardi had a party going on and the aroma of marijuana was filling the hallway. By the time the police arrived on the scene Cardi was already in the process of leaving and contrary to what the hotel manager said, police found no evidence that anyone in the suite was partaking in the chronic. Even though no one on the team was dirty, everyone complied with the request and left the hotel but obviously not before Cardi gave her two cents on the situation.

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[[tmz:video id=”0_sia0jkkq”]] Aaron Carter is a man who just came out as bisexual but is now in hot pursuit of women who will pleasure him. The singer was leaving Delilah in WeHo Thursday night with fellow pop star Porcelain Black when he was mum on…

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YG Traffic Stop Escalates, ‘I’m Not Getting Out of the Car’

YG refused to follow orders and get out of his car during a traffic stop because he was afraid cops would do bad things to him. Law enforcement sources tell us … the rapper was cruising Wednesday night in his Mercedes-Maybach in Burbank when cops…

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Mel treats us by getting all wet in the bath in this set!

One of Melanies best place to be is in the bath Melanie love the feel of her Lacy top across her nipples See more of Melanie at www.OnlyMelanie.com

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Mel here!

You know I said a models life is hard, well maybe it isn’t. These pics were great to do, I love having baths, and knowing you guys are going to see me turns me on so much.

Do you like my French knickers lace white top? I think the sexy french knickers are great!!!

So do you guys like these pics of me in the bath and the other week when i was in the shower? Hope you do cos i enjoy doing them 🙂

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Wes Krave- Dream Of Getting On Video Premier

A well seasoned stage artist, Wes Krave, born Charles Wesley Lewis Jr. has performed alongside many Hip Hop heavy weights including Pleasure P, Cash Out, Trick Daddy, 2 Chainz  and the late Shawty Lo. Wes began experimenting with music in 2002 when he dropped his first album titled,  Rap Hustlers. Then, in 2009, came his… Read more »
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Mad Decent Cruise Passengers — We’re Getting Screwed On Refunds

Passengers on the Mad Decent Boat Party had their trip altered when a woman jumped overboard last week — and now many of them say the cruise company’s ripping them off. Most of the EDM lovers paid on average $ 1,000 for a ticket, but Norwegian…

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Songs We Love: Martha, ‘Six Men Getting Sick Six Times (Mendable)’

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Obama Gives Kanye West Some Advice About Getting Into Politics

President Barack Obama gave Kanye West some advice about getting elected on Saturday. 

The rapper recently announced he was running for president in 2020. Obama, alluding to the inability of House Republicans to find a new speaker, suggested Kanye could be a candidate for that position instead.

“You may have heard that Kanye is thinking about running for Speaker of the House. It couldn’t get any stranger,” Obama said at a fundraiser in San Francisco. He dispensed some tips ”in case Kanye is serious about this whole POTUS thing, or as Kanye calls it, ‘Peezy.'”

“Do you really think this country is going to elect a black guy from the south side of Chicago with a funny name to be president of the United States?” Obama said. “That’s cray.”

“Saying you have a beautiful dark twisted fantasy — that’s what’s known as ‘off message’ in politics,” he continued.

Obama also suggested that West’s appearances on “Keeping Up With The Kardashians” might serve him well in politics.

“You got to deal with strange characters who behave as if they are on a reality TV show,” Obama said. 

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Ryan Adams’ ‘1989’ Getting Physical Release Later This Year

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Blake Shelton — Getting Divorced Was the Best Diet Ever! (AUDIO)

[[tmz:video id=”0_ys5o95h8″]] Blake Shelton found a silver lining in his divorce from his country star wife Miranda Lambert … it did wonders for his waist! The ‘Voice’ star was chatting Wednesday with Blair Garner on the “America’s Morning…

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Getting Help: When Sexuality Professionals Face Sexual Challenges

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How Getting Divorced Led to My Soul Mate

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I met my ex-husband the day after Christmas in 1989. We dated for two weeks before I moved in with him, and we got engaged six months later. We never fought and very seldom did we disagree on things. I believed that I had met my soul mate. We were inseparable and times we were apart, we called each other ten times a day. I never understood the feeling of being complete until I met him. By the second year of being engaged we got married.

We were only married a few months when I was diagnosed with cancer. You always hear about other people having cancer but until you experience it yourself, you don’t quite grasp the concept of what it does to you and those around you.

If having cancer was not enough, my husband’s mother also was diagnosed with cancer and passed away within sixteen months. His parents were married for thirty-six years and still very young. Sadly, eleven months after her death, his father passed away of a heart attack.

We were blessed enough to have a child in between my times with cancer and it seemed like we were stronger than we had ever been, until 2003 when we learned our daughter was molested in a church. The very emotions of that event tore our marriage apart. We were left to deal with the emotions of a situation that each of us dealt with differently.

Life Kept Throwing Punches

A few months after we separated, our daughter was diagnosed with autism. After 14 years of marriage, I found myself in my 30s, divorced, and a single parent.

Dating had changed a lot in the 14 years I was married — I had some relationships that lasted a few years and some that lasted a few dates. I kept finding myself comparing each person I dated to my ex-husband, and none of them could ever measure up. Each time one of the relationships ended, I would ask myself if I would ever meet someone again.

Come 2008, I began to feel like life was passing me by. I didn’t want to let life’s circumstances get me down, but the truth was I was getting tired. You see, I am a five-time stage four cancer survivor, but have had cancer seven times. My life was far from bad, but I felt like I had no purpose. I believed if I could find out who I truly was then maybe I wouldn’t spend the rest of my life alone.

On my search for myself, I tried not to focus on cancer or the obstacles. I knew if I slowed down that there was the possibility I might not ever get back up again. I decided to do something to change my life and my circumstances, so I started a business.

Once again when things finally seemed to be going well in my life, I was faced with failure and being alone — the person who ran my business quit without notice. I came to the conclusion that maybe I was not meant to be on the path I was on or have the new life I created for myself and others.

When I told my ex-husband what happened in my business, he started asking questions, and suggested that I let him help me out until I could find another person. He began working from another state so I would not give up on what I created. His actions, along with many others through the eleven years, made me dream about what life would be like if we had not gotten divorced.

Fast forward to 2013, my ex-husband and I found ourselves struggling with an adult with Autism. Even though we were divorced, we co-parented well together. Over the years, we still did holidays and events together for our daughter. Our marriage didn’t work, but we knew having a special needs child took the work of both parents.

In the end, the demands of the business, and our daughter caused us to spend more time together, and we both came to realize that we still had feelings for each other. Getting divorced taught me a lot of lessons about life.

Life is not a fairytale, at least not the fairytales we dream about as kids. We have to make our fairytales. We have to create our dreams, and it takes work and perseverance. You don’t get the good stuff without going through a lot of unexpected hard stuff.

They say time has a way of healing all wounds, and that the world can break every one, but it is in those broken places that we find our strength to become whole again, and to continue on our journey. And, sometimes that strength can lead you back to where you belong.

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Getting Divorced? 6 Ways You Have to ‘Let It Go’

If you spend time around young kids, you’ve probably heard Disney’s Frozen soundtrack more times than you can count. But have you ever really listened to the lyrics of “Let It Go,” the mega-hit song from that film? Elsa, the feisty heroine of the story, sings: “Let it go, let it go/ Can’t hold it back anymore. Let it go, let it go/ Turn away and slam the door.”

If you’re going to survive the inevitable challenges, hurts, and tough decisions you’ll face during a divorce, you’d be wise to take Elsa’s advice. Here are 6 things you’ll have to “let go” if you want to move forward with your life:

  1. People who don’t support you. There’s an old saying: “If you’re not part of the solution, you’re part of the problem.” When you go through difficult times, you find out who’s really in your corner. Some friends and relatives who you thought would always be there for you will end up abandoning you. Others, including some folks you don’t think of as part of your inner circle, will step up and offer astonishing amounts of support, kindness and sage advice. Until you experience tough times, you really don’t know who will fall into which camp. Once it becomes clear that a particular person just isn’t there for you (or may even be working against you), you need to let them go. Concentrate on keeping the positive people in your life and actively seek out new friends who share your interests and sensibilities. (And remember, friendship is a 2-way proposition. Make sure you reach out to those around you who need a helping hand).
  2. Anger. Buddha said, “Holding on to anger is like grasping a hot coal with the intent of throwing it at someone else; you are the one who gets burned.” A divorce involves so many hurts and frustrations that it provides an unlimited supply of grist for the “anger mill.” Anger is an essential part of the grieving and recovery process, so these feelings are understandable and — to a point — useful. However, eventually your wrath will outlive its usefulness. It will work against you, poisoning your spirit and preventing you from living a full life. Acknowledge your anger, then work through it by accepting responsibility for your own life. Consciously decide to move on, to be happy and positive instead of bitter and miserable.
  3. Paralyzing Fear. Fear is a basic human emotion; it’s built into our DNA because it is required for our survival as individuals and as a species. What’s tricky is figuring out how to distinguish between circumstances that are truly threatening and those that merely bring us out of our comfort zone. Artist Georgia O’Keefe said: “I’ve been absolutely terrified every moment of my life — and I’ve never let it keep me from doing a single thing I’ve wanted to do.” Ask yourself: “What do I want to do that I’m afraid to do?” Chances are, the thing that you fear most is the very thing you really need to do. Start small, then work up to your biggest bugaboo. There is no limit to what you can accomplish once you let go of fear.
  4. Bad habits. When we feel upset or frustrated, it’s easy to fall into toxic habits. Think of these as a modern day version of “the 7 deadly sins:” gluttony (overindulgence in food, alcohol, or drugs), sloth (isolation and lack of exercise), envy (wanting what others have, which inevitably leads to self-pity), pride (inability to ask for help when you need it), lust (looking for love in all the wrong places), wrath (lashing out at others), and greed (focusing on what you lack instead of what you have). Obviously, none of these “sins” will serve you well. Let them go and replace them with their virtuous counterparts: temperance, exercise, socialization, kindness, generosity, love, and above all, gratitude.
  5. Possessions that weigh you down. In her best-selling book The Life-Changing Magic of Tidying Up: the Japanese Art of Decluttering and Organizing, Marie Kondo advises, “The best way to choose what to keep and what to throw away is to take each item in one’s hand and ask: ‘Does this spark joy?’ If it does, keep it. If not, dispose of it.” Look around you: are you surrounded by depressing mementos of your past? Do you live among objects that not only don’t bring you joy, but cause you pain and distress? Let them go. Pass the family photos along to your children. Replace the linens and towels you once shared with your spouse. Sell the jewelry your husband gave you. Use eBay or Craigslist to get rid of the fancy wedding china that you never use. Donate any outdated or ill-fitting clothing. Have a big yard sale and use the proceeds to buy new furnishings for your fabulous new life.
  6. Your old vision of the future. This last item is really tough. One of my favorite quotes comes from philosopher Joseph Campbell: “We must let go of the life we have planned, so as to accept the one that is waiting for us.” Your post-divorce life may be radically different from the life you once expected, so you’ll have to refocus your vision to match your new circumstances. Divorce initiates major life changes, many of which are extremely unwelcome and difficult to accept. You may be forced to leave your “dream” home, your income may decrease, and you may have to redefine how you and your children spend the holidays. Events you once blissfully looked forward to — growing old with your spouse, sitting side by side at your children’s weddings, hosting your grandchildren together — probably aren’t going to happen. And you will definitely have to learn how to depend more on yourself. It’s not easy, but if you want to be happy, you’ll have to let go of the old image of your life and replace it with an exciting new vision of your own design.

Alexander Graham Bell once said: “When one door closes, another opens; but we often look so long and so regretfully upon the closed door that we do not see the one which has opened for us.”

Don’t waste time focusing on what’s behind you. Take Elsa’s advice: turn away and slam the door. You’ll find a new door in front of you — the door that leads to your future happy life. Don’t be afraid to open it!

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Nate Silver Gives Trump 2% Chance of Getting Nominated

On August 6th, Nate Silver predicted in his highly-respected FiveThiryEight blog that Donald Trump had only a 2% chance of getting the Republican nomination. Silver’s prediction is based on historical patterns, solid data, and sound reasoning. He’s great at what he does. Maybe the best.

A week later, on August 13th, I wrote my post about Trump’s “clown genius” and predicted – based on his tool set – that Trump would win the Republican nomination and the general election as well. 

On August 24th, based on Trump’s continued use of masterful persuasion techniques, I doubled-down and modified my prediction to say he would win the general election by a large margin. I believe I am alone in that prediction, at least among the talking-head/pundit/writer set. I realize that a healthy chunk of voters think he can go all the way. But the smart professionals almost universally expect him to flame out.

If I had to put a number on my prediction, I would say a 98% chance of Trump winning the whole thing. That is the direct opposite of Silver’s prediction. 

Nate Silver is far smarter than I am on this sort of topic. He’s considered the gold standard for predicting stuff that people don’t think is predictable. If you had to choose sides on the Trump predictions, the smart money is on Silver.

That said, Silver’s predictions are necessarily based on past patterns. My predictions are based on my unique view into Trump’s toolbox of persuasion. I believe those tools are invisible to almost everyone but trained hypnotists and people that study the science of persuasion.

What I see from my perspective as a trained hypnotist is that Trump brought a flame thrower to a stick fight.

Since the beginning of time, every winner of every stick fight was a guy with a stick. So you’d expect that trend to continue. Until someone shows up to the fight with a flame thrower.

I’m betting on the guy with the flame thrower. Silver is betting Trump will set himself on fire with that flame thrower, or some candidate with a stick will get lucky before now and election day. That’s what always happened before.

But I say this isn’t Trump’s first fight using a flame thrower. I wouldn’t count on him forgetting where the trigger is.

Today’s post is intended to document my prediction. I do this because I know most of you are not yet convinced of the power of persuasion. You know persuasion is a real thing, but you have never seen a Master Wizard practice in public, in real time, without trying to cover his tracks. That’s new. Even Steve Jobs did most of his work behind closed doors.

This might be a game-changer not just for politics but for humanity’s sense of identity. When you see humans get reprogrammed in real time, it is hard to maintain a belief in free will.

I don’t hang out with other trained hypnotists. But I’ll bet not many of them believe in free will. We see stuff you have never seen. And would not believe. 

If Trump wins, the professional watchers of politics will explain to you why voters selected him. Some writers will say voters chose Trump for his brutal honesty, his immigration stand, his business talent, an anger with the status quo, or because the competition was weak.

Those reasons will be “real” in the sense that the voters expressing them in polls are not lying. But no one will spend much time trying to figure out why people have those feelings.

Hint: Not free will.

Scott

In other news, for several years I have been tracking a Master Wizard that I believe lives in Southern California. It seems he has trained a small army of attractive women in his method. The women create a specialized style of porn video clips that literally hypnotize the viewer to magnify the orgasm experience beyond anything you probably imagine is possible. Hypnosis has a super-strong impact on about 20% of people. And a lesser-but-strong impact on most of the rest.

Once a customer is hooked, the girls use powerful (and real) hypnosis tools to connect the viewer’s enjoyable experience (a super-orgasm, or several) to the viewer’s act of giving them money, either directly or by buying more clips. Eventually the regular viewers are reprogrammed to get their sexual thrill by the act of donating money to the girls in the videos. There are lots of variations tied to each type of sexual kink, but that’s the general idea. 

My best guess is that 10% of the traffic that flows through their business model literally cannot leave until they have no money left. The Master Wizard is that good. The women are well-coached in his methods. 

The fascinating thing is that the videos fully-disclose what they are doing, in clear language that is often repeated. The women explain the hypnosis methods they are using much the way I have been dissecting Trump’s technique. Nothing is hidden, at least with this one set of practitioners.

That makes customers feel safe that the hypnosis is just for fun and not actually rewiring them. But it doesn’t work that way. Explaining the technique as you do it actually deepens the effect. Hypnotists learn to do that.

The Master Hypnotist behind all of this found a great loophole in the law. If humans understood how effective these videos are, they would be illegal in the same way gambling is illegal in most places. And the Master Wizard hides in plain site because the Internet is so littered with fake porn hypnosis (women waving watches and saying YOU ARE SLEEPY) that no one expects a real one to sneak into the mix. And this Master Wizard is a polymath of some sort. He also knows how to do high quality video production, data analytics, and A-B testing.

When you combine hypnosis, sex, and A-B testing on a large population, the results are unimaginably powerful. The customers in this situation are getting an insanely good product. The only issue is the price.

If a court ever tries to make this business illegal, the star witness will be the Master Wizard himself.

No jury will ever convict him.

Now THAT’S a business model.

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Stevie J & Joseline Hernandez Getting Their Own Reality Show

The biggest stars of ratchet reality series Love & Hip Hop: Atlanta are easily Joseline Hernandez and Stevie J. So it should be no surprise that the allegedly married couple are getting their own spinoff show. 

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VH1 will renew one new series and add another spinning off its lynchpin Love & Hip Hop franchise, the network said today while taking a breather between its two-part Love & Hip Hop: Atlanta reunion special, among the top-rated cable reality series of the summer. Both shows spin from Atlanta: VH1 has ordered Season 2 of K.Michelle: My Life, and is launching an untitled new series featuring Stevie J and Joseline. Both are slated for winter 2016.

“In a summer where the film Straight Outta Compton went straight to #1, Taylor Swift’s collaboration with Kendrick Lamar topped the Billboard charts and our ownLove & Hip Hop: Atlanta ranked as the #1 reality show on cable, hip hop’s dominance of pop culture was confirmed yet again,” said Susan Levison, EVP Original Programming and Production at VH1. “We’re excited to fuel our audience’s continued fascination with all things hip hop by extending the storylines of some of their favorite Love & Hip Hop cast members.”

Set to premiere in Winter 2016, VH1 describes Joseline and Stevie’s show as follows:

Picking up after “Love & Hip Hop: Atlanta,” Stevie J and Joseline head to Los Angeles in VH1’s new untitled half-hour spin-off series. Premiering this winter, these eight episodes will follow the couple as they hit the west coast and set their sights on the Hollywood big screen. While continuing to work on their respective careers, Joseline tries to bond with Stevie’s five children and Stevie J heads back to the studio and reconnects with old friends in the music industry. With these two, relationship highs and lows are par for the course, but with a few laughs and a lot of love, Stevie J and Joseline consistently prove that they can overcome any obstacle. 

Recently, Stevie J reunited with Sean “Diddy” Combs and the Hitmen to produce music for the Bad Boy founder’s forthcoming new album.

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Melanie getting wet in the shower wearing a tight see-through white top

Melanie loves wearing socks with everything,even in the shower!! A miniskirt makes Mel realise how sexy she feels. Melanie Walsh has got her tight top on today that shows of her breasts to perfection.

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I hope you like these photos of me in the shower, I really liked the bright pink mini skirt , pink panties and long white socks. That tight white top I was wearing went see-through, how naughty!!!

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EXCLUSIVE: Jon Connor Talks ‘Compton’ Studio Sessions with Dr. Dre, the ‘Straight Outta Compton’ Movie, and Getting Signed to Aftermath

On Tuesday, August 11, AllHipHop.com had the wonderful opportunity to speak with Aftermath recording artist (and AHH Breeding Ground alumni), Jon Connor.  The Flint, Michigan, native’s skills and tireless dedication to his craft have really been paying off as late.  Not only did he sign with the legendary Dr. Dre, but he also made two outstanding contributions to Dre’s Compton offering.connor-dre

During our conversation, Connor, among other things, broke down what its like working with one of the best producers to ever do it, shared memories of being on the set for Straight Outta Compton, and hinted that he has more dope music on the way.

One of the things he said to me while wrapping up was, “At the end of the day, I’m a fan of Hip-Hop just like everybody else.  I’m one of the people.”  And that is something which, even with all his success, has never evaded him.

If Connor continues to build on his already strong pillars of talent, respect for Hip-Hop culture, and gratitude for his fans, he will have a long and successful career which surpasses the competition.

It’s still Aftermath and there ain’t goin’ be nothin’ after that!

AllHipHop.com: Thank you so much for taking time to speak me and AllHipHop.com.  We really appreciate it.  You and I have talked before and that was a real pleasure, so I’ve been looking forward to this interview.

Jon Connor: I want to say back, the same thing with you all.  It’s mutual.  I appreciate you all and the way you have always supported me from day one.  It’s always a pleasure, man.

First off, congratulations on the Compton album.  Are you pleased with the response it has been getting?

Yes, there has been an overwhelming love.  And just knowing that everybody has been so excited and finally we get this project from Dre that people have been waiting so long for.  The love is overwhelming; the response has been amazing.  And the way it’s going hand-in-hand with the Straight Outta Compton movie, you couldn’t ask for a better platform or set up.

I’ve seen social media pics of you, Dre, and others in the studio where you’ve referred to yourself as a “student.”  What would you say is the greatest lesson you’ve learned from these sessions?

There’s so many because, with Dre, Dre is the greatest producer of all-time.  For me, he’s like the Quincy Jones of Hip-Hop.  So the thing is, everyday you’re constantly learning.  I’d say one of the greatest things I’ve learned from Dre is that greatness is in the details.  Don’t let anything slide.  If you’re tired or haveDre, Game, Jon Connor been working for 12 hours and are ready to go to sleep, you still put in the same effort and the same time as when you first got there.  Work your hardest until you can barely keep your eyes open.  If you have to go through every song and comb through every lyric and melody and harmony and cadence, you do it because he [Dr. Dre] has a commitment to greatness.  We all call Dr. Dre the greatest of all-time and I’m just fortunate and blessed enough to be able to be at the studio and understand why.  I’ve always thought I had a grind and hard work ethic in me, but, by being around Dre, it just got taken to another level.

Just to follow up with that, to paint a picture, have you been in the studio with Dre where you’ve watched him make a beat?  Or has it been where he has pulled up an instrumental and asked you to write to it?  How does that whole process work?

That process is actually different from record to record.  There are joints where I was actually there for the conception of the music.  Like “One Shot One Kill,” I was there when that beat got made.  “One Shot One Kill” is like my baby *laughs*.  I watched it go from an idea and a sample to the addition of the live instrumentation and Snoop and everything that it eventually ended up becoming.  But it’s different from record to record, Dre is the type of cat where it’s all based on the feel.  If he’s feeling it and the vibe and the energy is there… he doesn’t care how the creative process happens.  The one common denominator in every record is that the vibe and positive energy is there.

That’s actually a great segue into one of my other questions.  What went through your head when you first found out that you were given song credit as the lead performing artist on “One Shot One Kill” as opposed to just being a guest feature?

I still don’t know if that has completely soaked into my brain.  It’s crazy.  I have a record with me featuring Snoop Dogg on Dr. Dre’s last album.  That’s beyond anything I could have ever dreamed.  It feels amazing.  Statik Selektah hit me and he said, “You are forever etched in Hip-Hop history.”  And the magnitude of that statement, I don’t know if I’ll ever really be able to fathom or truly understand it.  All I know is that it’s an amazing feeling and honestly it’s hard for me to even put it in words.

And then, of course, there’s “For the Love of Money”  which you also appear on.  Prior to telling a friend about this interview, he sent me a screenshot of his phone with that song highlighted and a caption which read “This song is on repeat.”  He told me how he looked you up, and I said that I’d been following your work for years.  You’re satisfying old fans and getting new ones.  It’s a beautiful thing, bro.

And with that I want to say ‘thank you’ and tell your man I said, ‘thank you‘ too.  It’s an amazing time.  This is my dream.  I’m a kid from Flint, Michigan, man.  It’s one of the most poverty-stricken places in the United States and so for us to be talking about the things we’re talking about, I’m truly humbled by that and I just to let the people know there’s more where that came from and I’ll forever be thankful to Dre for giving me this platform.  And I want to thank AllHipHop because you’ve all been rocking with me for years and y’all know the grind that I’ve put down and how hard I worked for this.  And with Dre, he saw and understood me as an artist and believed in me enough to give me a platform.  I’m just humbled by all of this.

One of the things I did to prepare for this is I went back and listened to “Big Brother” off of your Best in the World series.  And listened to how you described the whole scenario where Dre signed you.  How did that situation play out?

Yo, it was three phone calls and a flight.  There was the initial call when Xzibit hit me like, “Yo, I’m gonna let Dre hear your music.”  Then the second call was, “Okay, give me 10 songs you want Dre to hear.”  Then the third call was, “Dre wants you to be in California tomorrow.”  When I got to California, I was working the whole time.  Think about it, man.  I’m from Flint.  If you’re from Flint, you think Dr. Dre lives on like Mars or Jupiter.  And so for him to like your music… he was just playing beats and I rapped every verse I ever wrote.  I was pulling out verses from high school.  I was like I’m not leaving this house until Dr. Dre falls in love with what I do.  Whatever he needed to hear, I was gonna spit it.  It got to the point where I rapped so much, he finally just stopped the music and was like, “Alright, what do you want to do?”  And that was the moment that changed my life.

Thoughts on Straight Outta Compton?

It’s crazy, my experiences with the movie because I was fortunate enough to go on the set as they were making the movie.  There’s no weirder feeling, I was on the set one day where they were shooting a scene with the characters that play Dr. Dre and his wife Nicole.  And I’m sitting in one of these chairs on set as the real Dr. Dre and Nicole are sitting in front of me.  I leaned into Dre and was like, “Man, do you feel crazy right now?”  When I got signed to Aftermath, the movie was still at its infant stage where they still coming up with the script and picking actors.  I had a chance to legitimately watch this movie grow and become what it has become…  I think people already know it’s going to be good because it’s the story of N.W.A and we all want to see it,  but just the attention to detail that Gary, Dre, and Cube put into the movie – I think it’s going to surprise people because they’ll be things about N.W.A and their relationship and how things went down that none of us as fans knew.  It’s a great movie for Hip-Hop and a great movie in the sense of just being a great movie. 

Jumping back to music, do you have any more “Best in the World” stuff coming out or is your next release going to be your Aftermath debut with original music?

You know what?  I don’t want to give away too much, but just know that the things that I am working on are almost done.  And we are so close to completion, it’s crazy.  But right now though, I just want the people to enjoy Compton.  For me right now, it’s all about Dre and thirty years plus of the greatest to ever do it.  It’s Dre Day!

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Kid Is Having A Whole Lotta Trouble Getting This Kitten ‘Situation’ Under Control

This kid has a cat-tastrophe on his hands! Or so he thinks. 

A video shared on YouTube features a boy named Ryder from Cedar Falls, Iowa, trying to herd five kittens and getting a tad bit overwhelmed in the cutest way possible. The best part? He calls the little felines “situations.”  

Watch as Ryder attempts to gather the kittens to his blanket. But anytime he goes to retrieve a kitten, more follow him, leaving the blanket designated for his furry flock. 

“Oh! Now we got some more situations!” the adorable little fella says

Ryder’s mom, Lisa Richter, told The Huffington Post that the original video is much longer and her son actually broke a sweat trying to get all the kittens in one place. It’s OK, Ryder. We really admire your perseverance! 

Richter told HuffPost that Ryder won’t have his hands quite so full for long. The kittens, who belong to a friend, are currently under the family’s care and Richter says they’ve decided to adopt two of them. The other three, however, are still looking for homes.

If you’re interested in the art of kitten herding, and would like to provide a forever home for one of the felines, you can reach out to Richter here. Your local shelter also has lots of kittens and cats looking for homes and a loving owner to herd them. 

 

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Getting Married Past This Age Increases Your Risk Of Divorce, Research Suggests

 Want to get married and stay married? Don’t rush to get hitched when you’re young — but don’t wait too long, either. Once you’re past your early 30s, the risk of divorce starts to creep up again, according to new analysis. 

Nicholas Wolfinger, a sociologist at the University of Utah, looked at data from the National Survey of Family Growth and found that while the risk of divorce declines steadily from your teens into your late 20s — it starts to rise again somewhere in your 30s

Once you reach the age of 32, the odds of getting a divorce increase by 5 percent each year

As Wolfinger breaks it down on the Institute For Family Studies blog, “Those who tie the knot after their early thirties are now more likely to divorce than those who marry in their late 20s.” 

Wolfinger writes that it’s “no mystery” why those who marry as teens face a higher risk of divorce: most of us don’t have the coping skills or maturity to deal with marriage in our teens or early 20s, he suggests — and marrying young correlates with lower educational attainment, which increases the risk for divorce regardless of age

But why does waiting until you’re well into your 30s increase the odds? Shouldn’t you be better equipped to handle the stresses of marriage the older you get? 

The researcher isn’t entirely sure but suggests it might have something to do with what he calls the “selection effect”: those who wait to wed may be the type of people who just aren’t cut out for marriage. Ouch

“They delay marriage, often because they can’t find anyone willing to marry them,” Wolfinger explains in his blog. “When they do tie the knot, their marriages are automatically at high risk for divorce. More generally, perhaps people who marry later face a pool of potential spouses that has been winnowed down to exclude the individuals most predisposed to succeed at matrimony” 

The Huffington Post reached out to Wolfinger for comment but he did not reply by the time of publication. 

For those of you suddenly feeling like you just. can’t. win regardless of when you decide to marry, take heart: This is just a statistical analysis based on general trends and may not reflect your personal experience. And overall, the divorce rate in the U.S. continues to drop from its peak in the late 1970s and early 1980s. Phew. 

For more on Wolfinger’s analysis, head here. 

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Getting Married Past This Age Increases Your Risk Of Divorce, Research Suggests

 Want to get married and stay married? Don’t rush to get hitched when you’re young — but don’t wait too long, either. Once you’re past your early 30s, the risk of divorce starts to creep up again, according to new analysis. 

Nicholas Wolfinger, a sociologist at the University of Utah, looked at data from the National Survey of Family Growth and found that while the risk of divorce declines steadily from your teens into your late 20s — it starts to rise again somewhere in your 30s

Once you reach the age of 32, the odds of getting a divorce increase by 5 percent each year

As Wolfinger breaks it down on the Institute For Family Studies blog, “Those who tie the knot after their early thirties are now more likely to divorce than those who marry in their late 20s.” 

Wolfinger writes that it’s “no mystery” why those who marry as teens face a higher risk of divorce: most of us don’t have the coping skills or maturity to deal with marriage in our teens or early 20s, he suggests — and marrying young correlates with lower educational attainment, which increases the risk for divorce regardless of age

But why does waiting until you’re well into your 30s increase the odds? Shouldn’t you be better equipped to handle the stresses of marriage the older you get? 

The researcher isn’t entirely sure but suggests it might have something to do with what he calls the “selection effect”: those who wait to wed may be the type of people who just aren’t cut out for marriage. Ouch

“They delay marriage, often because they can’t find anyone willing to marry them,” Wolfinger explains in his blog. “When they do tie the knot, their marriages are automatically at high risk for divorce. More generally, perhaps people who marry later face a pool of potential spouses that has been winnowed down to exclude the individuals most predisposed to succeed at matrimony” 

The Huffington Post reached out to Wolfinger for comment but he did not reply by the time of publication. 

For those of you suddenly feeling like you just. can’t. win regardless of when you decide to marry, take heart: This is just a statistical analysis based on general trends and may not reflect your personal experience. And overall, the divorce rate in the U.S. continues to drop from its peak in the late 1970s and early 1980s. Phew. 

For more on Wolfinger’s analysis, head here. 

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The Makeup Brush-Free Guide to Getting a Flawless Face

Alright, you pretty faces! So by now, we’re gonna guess you’ve seen our breakdown of the nine most essential makeup brushes you definitely should have in your makeup kits and use on the daily. But let’s be real: There are several scenarios that could play out where you just don’t have access to them. Whether you’re going on vacation and would rather make space for other goodies in your bag or you haven’t been able to purchase your collection of brushes yet, I have you covered! Here, I’m showing you how to apply your everyday makeup only using your fingers. Follow this tutorial to get the same pro-finish a brush would leave using zero tools.

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STEP 1: FOUNDATION/TINTED MOISTURIZER

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Pump a few drops of your liquid foundation or tinted moisturizer onto the back of your hand. Gently tap the product onto your three outside fingers with your opposite hand.

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To apply the product evenly, gently tap your fingers all over your face, making little dots of product that you will blend in by doing a combination of swiping and tapping motions.

STEP 2: CONCEALER

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Depending on they type of concealer you have, you will either use your finger to pick up the product or apply it directly to your undereye and any blemishes with the provided applicator. Either way, you want to blend your concealer with you fingers by gently tapping the product in place using your ring finger. Pro tip: it might feel more natural to use a different finger, but don’t! Because your ring finger is the most delicate, you’ll get the lightest touch with it.

STEP 3: BRONZER

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To pick up your bronzer with your fingers, which may seem intimidating at first, use your pointer and middle finger to make small circular motions on your palette.

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To deposit onto your pretty face, simply make small circular motions on the hollows of your cheeks, up onto your temples and along your hairline and down along where your neck meets your jaw line. It helps to apply the product upwards toward your hair.

STEP 4: BLUSH

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For your blush, use your middle finger and your ring finger to make small circular motions on the palette.

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Smile and start making small circular motions starting on the apples of your cheeks blending upwards toward your temples.

STEP 5: HIGHLIGHT EYES

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Using your ring finger, grab any eyeshadow that is a few shades brighter and lighter than your natural skin tone and apply directly to your brow bones, inside corners of your eyes and on the center of your eyelids. You want to use your ring finger to make sure you get the most delicate touch, which will help you to have a lighter hand and not end up with too much product on your eyes. The best way to get an even application is to do a combination of tapping and small swipes back and forth.

STEP 6: CONTOUR EYES

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Using your same ring finger, pick up an eyeshadow that is a few shades deeper than your natural skin tone to apply directly to the creases of your eyes. Make small circular and tapping motions to blend well.

STEP 7: LINER + MASCARA

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This is obviously a step you will NOT use your fingers for! 🙂

STEP 8: HIGHLIGHTER

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Use your ring finger and middle finger to apply a little of your favorite highlighter — a little goes a long way typically. Apply it above where you put your blush, down the bridge of your nose, slightly above the center bridge of your nose and above your cupid’s bow. Tap only!! You don’t want to make swiping motions with your highlighter because it can mess up the makeup foundation you already blended with the previous steps. This is meant to enhance what you’ve already done, so gently tap your highlighter into place!

STEP 9: POWDER

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Use your ring finger and middle finger to pick up your powder.

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You want to use your powder to set any parts of your face that have not already had a highlighter, shadow, blush or bronzer touch. This will help keep your skin from getting too shiny.

STEP 10: LIP GLOSS OR LIPSTICK

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Easy! Use any provided applicator or your finger to blend your favorite lip gloss or lipstick into your smacker. To blend with your finger, make small tapping motions. This will give your lips more of a natural-looking deposit of color that will perfectly enhance your glowing fresh face!

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For some of you, this is just how you do your makeup all the time! If this is new to you, I will say that it definitely takes a little practice to find the right touch, just like anything new. Personally, I am a HUGE advocate for using makeup brushes for so many reasons, but also think it is crucial to know how to get the job done without them. Have fun and use these as guidelines!

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The Secret to Getting Good Beach Waves: A Guide for Every Hair Texture

Photographed by Mario Testino, Vogue, June 2011

With city dwellers across the country spiriting away to the beach this weekend, we’re predicting a rise in carefree surf-tousled hair. Rivaling the most coveted beauty benefits of a day at the shore (including Vitamin D and calorie-torching activity), the bombshell appeal of ocean-infused waves is so celebrated that almost every beauty brand has made an attempt to bottle it. And it seems they have. According to editorial hair gurus Harry Josh and Renato Campora, a seaside jaunt isn’t necessary for authentic-looking salt-sprayed strands. “Texture is the key,” says Josh, who explains that the best way to re-create it is to first consider your own hair type, then invest in the right products.

In fact, for those blessed with naturally wavy hair, a texturizing mist, like John Frieda Sea Waves Salt Spray will do all the work in “amping up your hair to greatness,” says Josh. “It smells like the beach and will help activate the wave” à la Gisele or Daria.  Meanwhile, tight curls can rely on thick, heavier wax to relax their natural coils into looser waves. Very straight hair will need the gritty assistance of Bumble and Bumble’s Surf Spray, and fine strands can find body and movement with the help of a light cream. For example, on towel-dried hair, Campora creates a “weightless” foundation for grip with Number 4 Texture Styling Crème. “It gives you a little bit of control.” Then, to encourage a loose curl, “Toss your head over and scrunch it every five or ten minutes until it dries,” says Josh. Though a quicker route to a finished product can be found with a blow-dryer (on low power and high heat) and a diffuser.

No matter your hair, Campora recommends topping off the look with a blast of Orlando Pita dry shampoo at the roots, for a volumizing effect that speaks of the ocean, not of layers of product. “You don’t want your hair to get heavy, so you can keep this in your bag to give yourself volume whenever you need it, without feeling like [there’s anything in it.]” Meaning the look will last as long as your shampoo cycle—or your next great coastal getaway.

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Economist Laurence Kotlikoff, well known for his Ask Larry Social Security column and his best seller, “Get What’s Yours: The Secrets to Maxing Out Your Social Security Benefits” (co-authored by our Paul Solman and Philip Moeller), advises people on their divorce settlements. For today’s column, he provides some advice on the finances of divorce.

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As a divorce specialist, I have noticed a trend of spouses who are really trying their best to settle their divorce in a positive way, which is a fantastic development. Not so long ago a New York City lawyer confronted me with the statement that New Yorkers always want to fight when it comes to a divorce. I told him that I don’t agree and his assumption is not only false, but financially not in the best interest of his clients. Messy divorces can sometimes lead to personal bankruptcy and financial ruin. More and more couples are realizing that the end of a relationship does not have to spell doom. Things are changing and mediation is gaining territory in the US.

But even with more positive and peaceful developments, there often is a second challenge: How to tell your kids that you are getting divorced. Despite parents’ best intentions, the wrong approach can create irreparable damage that follows children into adulthood. For this reason I consulted my mediators to come up with useful advice based on our experiences with divorcing parents. There are many resources available, but we are convinced that these tips should help you to break the news to your children in the most kind and loving way.

Stand together as parents
Even though your marriage is over, you are still parents and you owe it to your children to team-up where they are involved. It is important to focus on your children’s future and what’s best for them. In other words, put the mutual love for your children ahead of your negative emotions about each other. You could compare this effort with other team projects that make you proud. Remember that you were successful as a team of parents and you realized the wonderful project of “children”. Adopting a more businesslike approach benefits the future and minimizes incidental emotional outbursts you want to avoid when children are involved.

Tell your children that you are going to split up together. No exceptions. With both parents present for this difficult conversation, children will have a chance to react and receive the reassurance that they need. Parents need to prepare themselves very well for this conversation and strive to stay strong and in control of their emotions in front of the children. Remembering the overall strategy of a businesslike approach will help with that.

The D-word.
The word divorce needs to be said to the children as early as possible in the process, but not before a concrete plan has been hatched and both parents are well prepared. It is very important to avoid creating uncertainty for the children. Make sure the message is clear and that both parents are there to support the children. This prevents children from feeling like have to “choose a side”. Both parents are equally important. No matter how angry the spouses are at each other, contact with both parents is essential to every child.

Different kinds of love
Explain to your children that mom and dad are divorcing because they are no longer in love with each other. But be careful to explain to the children that they are still loved and that nothing will ever change that. This is especially important to assuage any fears that parental love is finite or temporary. We recommend sharing these reasons with your children in a clear and convincing manner, so that they can brush off any gossip or rumors that might pop up on the schoolyard.

It’s not their fault
One of the most important things is to continuously emphasize is that the divorce is not their fault. Children are inclined to believe that fighting between parents may have started because of their bad behavior. It’s important not to involve the children in any conflict and to reassure them that mom and dad are taking care of everything and will do their best to keep things normal. Stick to the daily rituals such as reading in bed before they go to sleep, especially at this time.

Consistency and new plans
Uncertainty and lack of consistency can have a very negative impact on children. That is why it is so important for parents should present new plans and situations as soon as they can. Questions like: where will I going to live? With whom? Do I get my own room? Will I need to change schools? Can I stay with the same sports team? All these questions need to be decided and answered quickly. Preparation is key for parents to be able to roll out the next steps and curb all fears of disruption in the lives of their children.

Divorce Apps and moving forward
No two divorces are alike and most are complicated. But if you take the time to plan and prepare your response, the difficulties do not have to go on forever. Society is getting better at discussing how to divorce in a more positive way and that means considering the children and making the whole experience more bearable for them. A great example that we are moving ahead is the development of divorce apps. These apps help parents to support children through the divorce process. One of my recommended apps is: App Kids & Divorce. These technological developments are useful and I hope that there will be more to come.

We know that marriage is all too often not forever and ever, but remember that kids never asked for a divorce. Tell them it’s not their fault as much as you can and let them know the love of you and your spouse for them is forever…every day!

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Something good is happening lately — I feel fitter, happier, and in control. My clothes seem to fit better than they used to and I’m more energized and confident. No, it’s not the latest fad diet. I haven’t changed a thing about my workout routine. Here’s the thing: I no longer own a full-length mirror.

Mirrors weren’t always a problem for me. When I was young, I hardly gave my reflection a second thought. I was a skinny kid — the little girl with a voracious appetite and endless energy. As a teen, I could eat what I pleased: A cheesy Buffalo chicken calzone, big helpings of my mom’s unbeatable spaghetti, sandwiches piled high with cold cuts. Even with college nights of heavy drinking and the late-night eats that went with them, I only gained a few auxiliary pounds. In fact, I loved food so much that I made it my job after graduation when I became an assistant editor at a national food publication in New York City.

New York. A job. I was an adult. And, just like that, my pizza party was over.

I started gaining weight — fast. Pants ripped unceremoniously. Sweaters grew tight in the shoulders. Cellulite showed up in places I never knew it could (Arms? REALLY?!). My identity as the skinny girl who could hold her own at 25-cent wings night, was shaken. My metabolism had come to a screeching halt; for the first time, I felt the need to watch what I ate. But, the “eat what I want, when I want it” mentality was nearly indelible after a lifetime of being able to do exactly that.

I knew I’d gained weight, but I didn’t want to let it change my life. I conducted business as usual: Dinner or drinks with friends five nights a week (with guilt-erasing healthy lunches, and a workout here and there). But the one thing that ate me alive was seeing my new body in my full-length mirror.

I’d always been an indecisive dresser, but now it was out of control. Mornings began with me ripping through my drawers and closet for multiple outfit changes and painstaking tweaks. If a pair of jeans made my legs look too thick or a shirt didn’t fall perfectly, I’d nix them — even if, to everyone else, I looked great. The dressing panic became a habit; I was consistently running late for work, missing big chunks of movies, and — in one extreme circumstance — losing a reservation at a restaurant because I spent so long deliberating over a dress.

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LGBT Asylum Seekers Not Getting Enough Relief In U.S., Report Finds

WASHINGTON — While the United States awaits a major Supreme Court decision that could legalize gay marriage across the nation, there are more than 70 countries where being lesbian, gay, bisexual or transgender is a crime.

LGBT rights activist Victor Mukasa said the violence and hate crimes against LGBT people in his home country of Uganda became so bad that he had to get out.

“At some point it became unbearable. It became unbearable and you’re just like, ‘I have to leave. I have to leave to save my life,'” Mukasa said Thursday at a panel hosted by the think tank Center for American Progress. “There are people who are here for safety. There are people there who need safety.”

The U.S. has been offering asylum to LGBT people who face persecution in their home countries since 1994. Mukasa was able to obtain asylum in 2013, and others have done the same, although the government does not collect data on LGBT asylum seekers. But LGBT people still face serious barriers to receiving asylum, according to a report released Thursday by the Center for American Progress.

“For LGBT people seeking a haven in this country, we are doing more to meet our charge than ever before, but much more work still remains,” said Winnie Stachelberg, an executive vice president at the think tank who participated in the panel discussion.

One difficulty is a requirement that asylum seekers apply within a year of arriving in the U.S. The Center for American Progress report calls for dropping the one-year deadline so that those who need protection aren’t denied it simply because they applied too late.

“A lot of people don’t even realize that they can get protection based on persecution because of their sexual orientation or identity,” Sharita Gruberg, senior policy analyst at the think tank, said during the panel discussion. “And feeling comfortable disclosing something to a government official you’ve been forced for survival reasons to hide your entire life, you have to do all that and do it in a year.”

The report also urges the government to limit the detention of immigrants, which it says hurts individuals’ chances of receiving asylum. Aaron Morris, legal director at the nonprofit group Immigration Equality, said detention is particularly problematic for transgender people.

“One of the biggest problems that we see and one of our highest policy priorities is to get the U.S. government to stop putting transgender women in men’s facilities,” Morris said at the panel. “They’re attempting to keep them safer, but it’s not a humane way to do so.”

The report recommends the government dedicate more resources to reducing the backlog in immigration courts, offer free legal counsel to asylum seekers and increase training on LGBT issues for immigration officers and judges.

Former Rep. Barney Frank (D-Mass.), who is openly gay, said during Thursday’s discussion that he thinks the nation’s asylum policy could be improved by allowing people to apply at U.S. embassies in their home countries.

“Asylum is given to people who are already here and then can apply not to be sent back by documenting the problems,” said Frank, who helped push to expand asylum to include LGBT people in 1994. “There should be a procedure whereby people could go to the embassy and apply for refugee status.”

Even after people are granted asylum in the U.S., Mukasa said, many LGBT individuals need assistance in finding food, jobs and housing.

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Rachel Dolezal May Be Getting Embarrassed On The Maury Show Soon

Rachel Dolezal was never destined a proper fifteen minutes a fame; a blatant lie can only make your Twitter infamous.

Since the former NAACP president of the Spokane, Washington chapter and full-time fraud continues to denounce any DNA linkage to her biological parents (who have submitted her birth certificate to the Associated Press on numerous occasions), Maury Povich may be swooping in the end the speculation, once and for all.

Via TMZ:

Rachel Dolezal now has someone who can prove beyond a shadow of a doubt the people claiming to be her parents are not … and Maury is the man!

“Maury” executive producer Paul Faulhaber tells TMZ, his team is now actively trying to book Rachel and her alleged parents.

Faulhaber says he wants to give all 3 a DNA test and reveal the results on the show.

Rachel told NBC she had doubts Larry and Ruthanne Dolezal are her mom and pop, saying, “I haven’t had a DNA test. There’s been no biological proof that Larry and Ruthanne are my biological parents.”

“Maury” is on hiatus, but Faulhaber says if he can book the trio he’ll get a crew together — and, of course, Maury himself — and they’ll shoot the show.
Faulhaber says if they do the show it will rank among Maury’s top 5. He says it ranks right up there with the woman who had twins and the DNA test showed the guy on the show only fathered one!

And now, for a Maury “You Are NOT The Father” dance compilation.


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Lil Herb Addresses Getting Snubbed On Freshman List On “XXL” [LISTEN]

XXL magazine has their specific criteria on what constitutes a Freshman or not–and that’s perfectly fine. But that doesn’t always mean their selections don’t result in polarizing discussion that highlight a lot of questionable picks.

When you really wrap your head around the subject, it’s hard to believe that Chicago’s Lil Herb a.k.a. G Herbo has been snubbed two years straight during his period of eligibility. Aside from gaining a sizable following on social media and respect of his identical peer, Lil Durk, he remains one of the only artists able to keep up with Nicki Minaj on track as heard on 2014’s “Chiraq.”

In other words, he’s definitely not one to sleep on.

Although it doesn’t really matter in the grand scheme of things, the Windy City spitter still puts his frustrations to wax on the obviously titled “XXL.” He even went as far to create a mock-up design of the most recent cover.

“I missed that Freshman cover twice like I ain’t a factor (what?)/And still your favorite rapper’s favorite rapper,” he growls over top a bass heavy street heater. On the bright side of things, Lil Herb has accomplished so much at just 19-years-old so his inevitable development will allow the mag to put more Kidd Kidd’s on the cover as he continues to grow as an artist.

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At a press conference, company executives rolled out a number of body-positive advertisements for Olay’s age-defying anti-wrinkle day lotion, eye-awakening cream, micro-sculpting serum, and other products, saying they hoped to lure women in and then, right when they’re least expecting it, bombard them with an all-out barrage of magazine spreads and primetime TV spots that promote shockingly unattainable standards of beauty.

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Getting Hitched? Banish Bridal Stress with the Ultimate 10-Step Wedding Style Checklist

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According to the cardinal Holmes and Rahe Stress Scale, getting married charts at a nail-biting number seven on a lengthy list of life-changing events. So, to guarantee that sheer elation trumps anxiety in the lead-up to the Big Day, it’s vital that the bride-to-be makes astute planning her top priority. While it’s impossible to account for spontaneous glitches or squabbles that may arise (demanding in-laws, dubious bachelorette activity), making sure that your closet is fashionably prepped for every step of the journey, from wedding dress hunting to wine tastings, is the most practical way to break it all down and avoid any angst-ridden bridezilla behavior. Take note and navigate our wedding style checklist.

 

1. Wedding dress shopping

 



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2. Venue scouting

 



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Isabel Marant Étoile Silo blouse, $ 291; alducadaosta.com; Ahlem Goncourt classic turtle, $ 395; ahlemeyewear.com; Diane von Furstenberg Genesis gingham pants, $ 348; stylebop.com; Veja The Volley white London red, $ 126; veja-store.com; Smythson Pocket Notebooks Collection Panama ‘Wedding Planner,’ $ 80; smythson.com

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3. Ring shopping

 



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4. Engagement photos

 



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Rochas long dress, $ 1,239; yoox.com; Irene Neuwirth gemstone triple marquise earrings, $ 1,560; barneys.com; Clinique Airbrush concealer, $ 27; harrods.com; Stuart Weitzman Nudist ankle-strap sandal, $ 398; bergdorfgoodman.com

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5. Bridal shower

 



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Simone Rocha tulle blouse with brocade trim, $ 795; modaoperandi.com; Tibi Purl merrow-edge on organza layered pencil skirt, $ 675; modaoperandi.com; Tabitha Simmons metallic leather perforated leather ankle-strap sandals, $ 557; saksfifthavenue.com; M2Malletier fabricca in lunar silver, $ 1,275; modaoperandi.com

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6. Cake tasting

 



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La Garçonne Moderne painter coat, $ 475; lagarconne.com; Isolda Santo Domingo silk midi dress, $ 1,457; matchesfashion.com; Aqauzzura Belgravia espadrilles, $ 495; barneys.com; Pepto Bismol upset stomach reliever (50 caplets), $ 23; walmart.com

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7. Wine tasting

 



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Gianvito Rossi lace-up sandals, $ 1,505; ekseption.es; Smashbox Be Legendary lipstick, $ 20; beauty.com; Trademark choker, $ 218; trade-mark.com; Opening Ceremony Siege spaghetti strap minidress, $ 325; modaoperandi.com

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8. Marriage license

 



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Tory Burch smocked silk pencil skirt, $ 495; toryburch.com; Tory Burch smocked silk wrap top, $ 395; toryburch.com; Chloé mini Faye cross-body bag, $ 685; harrods.com; Chloé mules, $ 695; shoescribe.com

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9. Bachelorette party

 



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Isabel Marant Myriam silk-chiffon blouse, $ 780; matchesfashion.com; Rodarte brocade fringe shorts, $ 1,150; modaoperandi.com; Saint Laurent metallic snakeskin platform heels, $ 615; bysymphony.com; Gucci iconic black magnetic color shadow mono, $ 37; gucci.com

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10. Ballroom dancing

 



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Getting Rid of My Act

Don’t tell me about self-help. I’ve tried every diet from Atkins to the Zone, every panacea from Advil to Zyban, and pondered every enigma from the Aztecs to the Zodiac. I’ve gone to the seminars, attended the workshops, and read all the books. I’ve tried The One Minute Manager and The Two Day Fast; I’ve studied The Three Minute Therapy and The Four Agreements; I’ve applied The Five Tibetan Wisdoms and The Six Pillars Of Self Esteem; I’ve perfected The Seven Habits Of Highly Effective People and The Eightfold Path To Midlife Love I’ve pursued The Nine Steps To Financial Freedom, The Ten Ways To Simplify Your Life; I’ve practiced Eleven Weeks To A Younger You, and The Twelve Steps and Twelve Traditions. I’ve attained The Power Of Positive Thinking, become The Sensuous Man, had A Conversation With God, walked The Road Less Traveled, golfed The Course In Miracles, ate Chicken Soup For The Soul, and yelled Who Moved My Cheese?

I bought so many self-help books, shelf help is what I need at this point.

Read enough of these things and you’re bound to get conflicting advice. First they told me to join them on the “broad highway of the spirit,” then they told me “the road gets narrower.” They told me “easy does it,” then they told me to “jump and the net will appear.” They told me to “embrace my adulthood,” then they told me to “find my inner child.” They told me to “get out of myself,” then they told me to “go inside.” It all became so frustrating I had to get a book on anger management.

I didn’t just read about self-help, I immersed myself in it. I’ve attended classes, clinics, conferences and conventions on everything from Nirvana to numerology. I’ve been to Jesuit retreats and Buddhist temples, Christian Camps and Indian sweats. I’ve bounced from Bradshaw to Baba Ram Dass, from the Bible to the Bhagavad-Gita. I’ve kvetched through Kabbalah, consulted Confucius, decoded Da Vinci and combed the Koran.

I’ve followed my bliss, chanted my mantra, dairied my dreams and danced with my shadow. I’ve had my tarot read, my auras checked, my chakras cleared and my house feng shui’d. I’ve done grief work, bodywork, biofeedback and bee pollen pods. I’ve done group therapy, aromatherapy, hypnotherapy and psychotherapy. I’ve tried affirmation, meditation, visualization and deprivation. I’ve tried spirit channeling, astral plane traveling, new life rebirthing and past life regressing. I’ve tried subliminal tapes, sublingual sprays, coffee colonics and wheat grass juice.

Far from being the leafy path to serenity, self help became the greasy downhill slide into insanity. I didn’t snap out of it until I realized I was wrapping my legs in seaweed and singing to the seals as part of a Loon Point yoga-thin.

All right. I was crazy. I see that now. I’d stopped drinking, smoking, eating, screwing, laughing or having any fun. I was post feminist, post new age, post group hug and post-post traumatic stress. I was also lost. I didn’t know who I was anymore.

Trapped between my male dominant upbringing and the feminist minefields I had to navigate in order to get a date, I’d somehow managed to transform myself into a drone that had no male qualities and no female qualities either. People reacted to the new age me by wondering where Dean went. Great! First I was trying to find myself and now I was missing! Which they told me was precisely the point. I’d spent my whole life getting my act together then I had to get rid of my act!

Excerpted from Opperman’s autobiography, Going Sane, the very funny story of a deejay facing his top ten addictions. Follow Dean at www.goingsane.net

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Before she died, an old lady wanted to visit England, the home of her ancestors. She went to the Federal Office and asked for a passport.

“You must take the loyalty oath first,” the passport clerk said. “Raise your right hand, please.” The senior citizen raised her right hand as the
clerk asked, “Do you swear to defend the Constitution of the United States against all enemies, domestic or foreign?”

The sweet old face paled and the voice trembled as she responded, “Well, I guess so, but … will I have help, or will I have to do it all by
myself?”

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Amy Adams Is Getting Married! 5 Looks from the Spring 2016 Bridal Shows for Vogue’s Cover Star

Amy Adams engaged

When it comes to planning for a wedding, the quest for the dress is high on almost every bride’s list of priorities. And in that sense, stylish celebrities are almost just like us. Last year saw Amal Clooney don a frothy Oscar de la Renta dress while Angelina Jolie got her kids in on the fun in an Atelier Versace piece complete with handmade doodles, and now the latest A-lister reportedly poised to join the newlywed club is Amy Adams.

We’ve seen the 40-year-old actress sport a bevy of strapless styles on the red carpet, so we think she would gravitate towards modern takes from Carolina Herrera or Peter Copping for Oscar de la Renta. In American Hustle she made the look of the seventies more alluring than ever, and J. Mendel’s ethereal, plunging V-neck dress would take that sensual vibe down the aisle. On the other hand, Adams might find the intricate lacework of dresses at Marchesa and Vera Wang to be a good match for her too.

 

Photographed by Annie Leibovitz, Vogue, December 2014

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