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After going scoreless in the first half, Stephen Curry exploded for 33 points in the final two quarters, including 23 in the fourth, to carry the Kevin Durant-less Warriors to a Game 6 victory.
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“Split” was a surprise hit for director M. Night Shyamalan, but its most satisfying gambit came in unexpectedly setting up a sequel to his 2000 thriller “Unbreakable.” The result, “Glass,” isn’t a breakthrough, but proves just clever enough to come out on the right side of a split decision.
Patrick Mahomes is cruising as a first-year starter, but three rookies are showing their youth. Here are the best and worst QBs through Week 9.
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Vikings running back Dalvin Cook, listed as questionable with a hamstring injury, is expected to play Sunday against the Cardinals, though for only about half of the offensive snaps, a source told ESPN’s Adam Schefter.
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Kristaps Porzingis struggled in his return from injury, but Michael Beasley had his back with 32 points off the bench.
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Warriors follow uneven first half by overwhelming Dallas after halftime
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Studying the machine, the senior VP said, “Fine. I’ll take two.”
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The jerboa looks like a cross between a mouse and a tiny kangaroo and wow, can they hop! The rodents’ elongated, powerful legs can propel the little fur balls as far as six feet.
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CLEVELAND—Noting that there are millions of entrepreneurs throughout the country who are in the same difficult position, Republican presidential candidate Donald Trump responded to a question about the economy at Thursday night’s primary debate by sharing an anecdote about meeting a struggling small business owner who isn’t half the man he is. “Last month, I was speaking with John Perkins, a good, hardworking fellow who runs his own grocery store in Waterloo, Iowa, and who, like so many others out there, is a pathetic, small-time loser without a single shred of my business skills,” said Trump, who explained that Perkins’ recent struggles to keep his business afloat are a direct result of his incompetence and total lack of qualifications for the job, adding that Perkins’ “embarrassing rinky-dink operation is peanuts” compared to The Trump Organization. “This bozo has no idea what he’s doing. In fact, he …
Waka Flocka Flame has just gotten a huge look after his new collaboration with Good Charlotte titled “Game On” has been designated to serve as the official theme song for the upcoming summer flick, Pixels: The Movie. The film starring Adam Sandler, Peter Dinklage, Kevin James, Josh Gad and Michelle Monaghan, takes place in the present day but the antagonists are a several 80s video games falling from outer space to destroy the world. It’s actually not as silly as it sounds and the action-comedy scenes were in need of high octane soundtrack, which Flocka and the boys from Maryland bring to the table.
Keeping it line with similar rap/rock fusion records, the Brick Squad leader piles on the video game metaphors while Good Charlotte’s rock riffs excel the track’s adrenaline. Producer KoOoLkOjak also integrated audio effects from the film itself to give the backdrop an 8-bit topping.
Listen to “Game On” below.
And check out the official trailer for Pixels: The Movie, in theaters July 24.
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We stack up four popular iPhone cases, including the OtterBox Defender, the Lunatik TAKTIK Extreme, the Griffin Survivor + Catalyst (note: corrected), and the Lifeproof Fre to see which design will actually keep your smartphone safe.
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LeBron James scored 25 points and the Cleveland Cavaliers put on a dominant performance by routing the Charlotte Hornets 129-90 on Friday night for their fifth straight win.
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Al Madrigal goes on a journey of self-discovery… starting with how to pronounce his own name.
In his new one-hour special “Half Like Me,” premiering on Fusion on January 22, The Daily Show’s senior Latino correspondent travels across the U.S. to discover what it means to be half Mexican and half white.
“Being half has always been confusing,” Madrigal says in the preview for the special. “White people think you’re Mexican and Latinos give me shit about not being Latino enough.”
A Fusion press release states that the special came about because Madrigal — who was raised in suburban California, attended a “preppy” high school, and favors American football — felt conflicted when his father recently “gifted” him Mexican citizenship.
In the trailer for “Half Like Me,” the comedian also goes on to say that his life experiences and inability to speak Spanish led many Latinos to describe him as a “coconut.”
“Basically it means I’m brown on the outside, white on the inside,” Madrigal explains in the clip.
The special follows the star on a quest for identity that many Latinos in the U.S. can identify with. The journey takes him from a family reunion in Tijuana and smoking cigars in Little Havana to some Spanish classes with a group of elementary school kids. He discusses the issue of Latino identity with big names in the community such as Univision’s Jorge Ramos, cartoonist Lalo Alcaraz and columnist Gustavo Arellano.
They also poke fun at him for being unable to pronounce his own name. A frustrated Ramos tries to get Madrigal to make the “rr” sounds in Spanish, with no luck.
News of the special was first announced last year in April. At the time, the network said the hourlong program would premiere before November’s midterm elections.
“I’m delighted to carry on in the tradition of the great reporters like Edward R. Murrow, Ernie Pyle, and Geraldo Rivera to probe vitally important issues of the day, starting with whether I’m Hispanic or Latino,” Madrigal said in the April press release.
Who will rise? Who will fall? Who will be trade bait as we head down the stretch?
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With Young Money Yawn’s highly anticipated DJ Drama mixtape Street Gospel 2 set to release on January 19th, the fast rising Virginia native drops the official video for his viral hit “Half The Time” featuring Young Dolph. Street Gospel 2 features appearances from Juicy J, Young Dolph and more, as well as production by Dr. Luke, Knuckle, Cirkut, Mad Max, Zeeko VIP’s and Gabe Niles.
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It’s an age-old question to measure positivity: Is the glass half empty or half full? Happiness researcher Shawn Achor says its not about the glass—its about the pitcher next to the glass. Find out why Shawn says finding fulfillment in life will always leave us with a full cup.
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