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Watch What Happens Live Hosts the Craziest Night Bravo Has Ever Had

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Luke Pell Is Ready To ‘See How The Chemistry Happens Or Doesn’t’ On ‘The Bachelor Winter Games’

On the set of ABC’s “The Bachelor Winter Games” in Vermont, Luke Pell speaks with Access about heading into the reality show. Is he definitely single? Plus, Luke predicts how quickly there will be a hot tub and people stripping down on the show. And, would he consider a romantic relationship with his friend Ashley Iaconetti, who is also on the show? “The Bachelor Winter Games” premieres Tues., Feb. 13 at 8 PM ET/PT on ABC.


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Amanda Kessel is a typical 26-year-old — who also happens to be an elite hockey player

After helping Team USA to two world championships and a silver medal in Sochi, and then overcoming a crippling concussion, Amanda Kessel has her sights set on gold at the Pyeongchang Olympics. But off the ice, her future is a little more complicated.
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What Happens When You Fail At Kissing A Girl

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News in Brief: ‘No Way To Prevent This,’ Says Only Nation Where This Regularly Happens

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What Happens When Gay Men Miss Out on “Junior High Drama”

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Like many gay men, Jose Reyes didn’t have much experience dating guys until he was a little older. When he was 25, he had his first date and kiss with another guy at a conference in graduate school. Jose remembers the exciting experience:

[W]e were affectionate all night and hugging and he was I think 6’4″ and I’m 5’4″ which meant that when he pulled me in for a quick little kiss, I went face first into his shoulder which is probably exactly how I’d want my first kiss to go, just totally wrong and awkward, so it’s a good memory.

After the conference, Jose and his crush each went back to their respective states where they lived. For a while after, they had exciting chats, IMs and Skype conversations, but then Jose detected something might not be right:

So we got to a point where I was really excited to chat and I was getting somewhat kind of a cold response and finally I just said, ‘I’m just not sure you’re interested in me the way you were.’

And his response was, ‘Well, I’m seeing someone else. I can’t be in a relationship with you, we live really far away. It’s just not realistic.’

It’s never fun to hear someone isn’t interested, for whatever reason, but for Jose, this was the first time he’d ever experienced it, resulting in a stronger reaction than was probably warranted:

I sat in that shock a little bit longer and then just exploded into tears. Just exploded. And was sobbing and fell to the ground and had this total outburst of what I call ‘Junior High Drama’ of just disappointment. And I kind of realized I had never felt that before. And thinking back about how there were other people that I knew that got to experience that in junior high and I didn’t. I was 25 when that happened.

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What Actually Happens When You Try to Give Your Cat a Donald Trump Comb-Over

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Here’s What Happens When a Guy Shaves Off the Beard He’s Had for 14 Years

By Renee Jacques, Allure

Who would guess that watching a video of a man doing a seemingly mundane everyday task like shaving could be so captivating? In a short ad spot created by the Israeli outpost of Saatchi & Saatchi for a line of men’s razorblades, a 44-year-old man named Amit goes through the process of shaving off the beard that he’s had for 14 years. And it’s pretty intense.

In the very beginning of the video, Amit describes his expectations for the emotions he’ll experience after shaving: “Five minutes of shock, bitter weeping for half an hour, then acceptance.”

When he actually goes through with it, he doesn’t get that emotional, but he does express concern that with a bare face, he’ll experience a “loss of intimidation power.” Whatever that means.

What’s truly amazing is watching the way his friends and family members react to the new beardless Amit: His children and wife (none of whom have ever seen him without a beard) seem to be utterly stunned. His own father doesn’t recognize him until they’re several minutes into a conversation. He tells Amit, “Before, you were impressive; now you’re handsome.” At the end, Amit gets introspective, calling this a “new chapter” in his life.

You can watch the entire video here.

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What Happens When Your Bestie Writes Your Online Dating Profile

No one knows you better than your best friend. (Seriously, if you ever became famous and the two of you had a falling out, he or she could write a killer tell-all book about you.) 

 

So given all your friend knows, would you let him or her craft your online dating profile? In the BuzzFeed video above, intrepid singles give their besties complete control over their “about me” sections. 

 

“Bump everything up,” one woman advises her friend. “Don’t put tall, put supermodel tall.”

 

“Supermodel tall, supermodel funny,” her friend types.  

 

In the end, most of the singles have high hopes for their new, BFF-approved profiles.

 

“She’s putting so much more thought into this than I do in my regular profiles,” one guy says. “I think I’ll get better matches because she was more honest about who I am than I usually am.” 

 

Watch the clip above to see how it all goes down.

 

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What Happens When Your Bestie Writes Your Online Dating Profile

No one knows you better than your best friend. (Seriously, if you ever became famous and the two of you had a falling out, he or she could write a killer tell-all book about you.) 

 

So given all your friend knows, would you let him or her craft your online dating profile? In the BuzzFeed video above, intrepid singles give their besties complete control over their “about me” sections. 

 

“Bump everything up,” one woman advises her friend. “Don’t put tall, put supermodel tall.”

 

“Supermodel tall, supermodel funny,” her friend types.  

 

In the end, most of the singles have high hopes for their new, BFF-approved profiles.

 

“She’s putting so much more thought into this than I do in my regular profiles,” one guy says. “I think I’ll get better matches because she was more honest about who I am than I usually am.” 

 

Watch the clip above to see how it all goes down.

 

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Here’s What Happens When 50 Men Give Their Reaction To The Word ‘Gay’

How do men respond to the word “gay” in 2015?

A new video from Cut Video brings together 50 men ranging in age from 10 to 50-years-old for an experiment in word association in which each participant is asked about his reaction to the word “gay.”

The results are almost entirely positive, and say a lot about the social and political climate for queer people in 2015. Perhaps the most striking element of the video is the way that the word doesn’t even seem to phase the younger boys taking part in the project, while many of the older man have clearly been on a path to acceptance in order to get to a comfortable place with the term.

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This Is What Happens When North West Tries To Dress Herself

Ask any parent, babysitter or toddler stylist you may know: one does not simply dress a 2-year-old.

Kim Kardashian knew this struggle all too well on Friday, when she shared a photo on her Instagram account of a seemingly stressed out little North West. Kardashian’s daughter covered her eyes with her hand as she rocked a Minnie Mouse helmet and a colorful unicorn backpack while she clutched a green umbrella.

“We cannot go out of the house like this!!! LOL,” the 34-year-old reality star captioned the cute photo:

The struggle is real! We cannot go out of the house like this!!! LOL

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Shortly afterward, Kardashian shared another photo of her daughter, this time sans Minnie Mouse headgear. “We compromised,” she wrote alongside the shot:

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Kardashian, who is due with her second child in December, announced last month that she and husband Kanye West are expecting a baby boy. If he is anything like his father when it comes to fashion, Kardashian can expect to spend even more time trying to compromise with the little one when it comes to his outfit of the day.

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What Happens When A Black Man And A White Woman Speak For Each Other

Darius Simpson and Scout Bostley begin to speak into their individual microphones — but then they stop, switch mics and start talking again.

In the video below from the 2015 College Unions Poetry Slam Invitational, the two Eastern Michigan University students perform their spoken word poem “Lost Voices” and discuss white privilege, reproductive rights, male privilege and dating while black.

But instead of telling stories from their own lives, Bostley and Simpson tell one another’s experiences. The result is a powerful commentary on white privilege and male privilege, respectively.

When the two trade their respective privileges they’re allowed to say things they normally wouldn’t be able to. Bostley says things that Simpson cannot because he is black, while Simpson says things Bostley cannot because she’s a woman. Each story holds more weight with this added (normally absent) weight.

Bostley shares Simpson’s experience as a young black man, while Simpson mouths the words. “The first day I realized I was black it was 2000,” she says. “We had just learned about blacks for the first time in second grade, at recess all the white kids chased me into the woods chanting ‘slave.’

Then Simpson takes over to speak for Bostley. “As a woman, having a boyfriend is a battle,” he says. “If 70 percent of us are abused in a lifetime what is the number of men doing it? The answer is not one man running faster than light to complete a mission and that is what leaves me sick.”

They each go on to tell one another’s story:

“As a woman I’ve learned to answer to everything except my name,” Simpson says, while Bostley mouths his words. “‘Little Lady’ is not said to mean equal, but to make sure I remember my place. I battle between wanting to own my body and accepting there is a one in four chance a man will lay claim to my skin.”

“Do you know what it feels like to be black? To pop-lock your way in and out of hugs — it is not a problem you want to sympathize,” Bostley says, speaking for Simpson. “But to tell me you know my pain is to stab yourself in the leg because you saw me get shot. We have two different wounds, and looking at yours does nothing to heal mine.”

Finally the two switch back and speak for themselves. “I fight so my voice can be heard,” Bostley says. “I fight for the voices you silence all in the name of what is right.” Simpson continues, telling the crowd, “I am black and bold and beautiful by nature. Ain’t no income that can change that.”

Watch the full video above to hear the rest of Bostley and Simpson’s riveting spoken word.

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This Is What Happens When Presidential Candidates Tinder With America

Let’s make sure we swipe right on the best candidate for the job.

When you think about it, the dynamic between a president and their country is a pretty serious four to eight-year relationship. And America can’t afford to hook up with just anyone. It doesn’t work out well. Sure, Tinder is a visual game, but once somebody swipes right on you, that’s when the test really begins.

So let’s combine the two grossest things in modern America, Tinder and politics, and imagine exactly what kind of conversation the presidential candidates would have with the nation once they got to the swipe right stage of the process.

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Here’s What Happens When Daughters Try On Their Mom’s Wedding Gown

As a mom, seeing your daughter wearing your wedding dress can bring on a range of emotions — tears of joy, nostalgia and quite a few laughs too.

That was certainly the case for the three mothers in a BuzzFeed video posted to YouTube on Friday. One of the dresses was dated (“I just feel like like this looks like the nightgown of a queen in the 1700s” one daughter said), one was ill-fitting (“I could just…bust the whole thing open,” another said). But the last one, a strapless ball gown, was the best fit of the bunch.

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“It was very emotional for me just to think that she might try on my dress,” the teary-eyed mom said. “It was just nerve-racking to think of this step in her life.”

See all of the mother-daughter reactions in the video above.

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Sofía Vergara Says Having Kids Is ”Not a Priority” for Her and Joe Manganiello, but if It Happens…

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What Happens If You’re Struck By Lightning

In the video above from The Doctors, Stephanie reveals that she believes she was struck by lightning while she and her daughter were outside taking a video of a thunderstorm.

“I was in pain for four or five seconds,” she recalls, and says the tingling lasted for about six hours afterward up and down her arms. “It hurt like hell,” she says, and she still experiences the tingling periodically. Pointing out that she has also been forgetful since she was struck — like neglecting to shave just one of her legs — she asks The Doctors, “Are there any side effects after someone’s been hit by lightning?”

Watch as the experts explain the difference between a direct strike and a ground current, how you can protect yourself, and why you ought to steer clear of fishing in a storm.

According to the National Weather Service, people who have been struck by lightning and do not suffer cardiac arrest at the time of the strike may experience any of the following mild symptoms:

  • Muscle soreness

  • Headache, nausea, upset stomach and other post-concussion symptoms

  • Mild confusion, memory slowness or mental clouding

  • Dizziness and/or balance problems

These symptoms will often clear up after a few days. Longer term problems, including slow reaction time, distractibility, irritability and headaches, may also occur.

How to reduce your risk of being struck:

  • When thunder roars, go indoors!

  • Crouch close to the ground, but do not lie flat

  • Avoid water and wet items

  • Avoid electronic equipment and anything that can conduct electricity

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What Happens in Marfa Stays in Marfa: D.S. & Durga’s Sonic Perfume Performance

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Before David Moltz made it big in the business of base notes with D.S. & Durga, the Brooklyn-based perfume house that he runs with his wife and design-partner, the self-taught nose was something of a serial band-organizer. His first fledgling musical act was formed in the fourth grade. “That one was a two-piece called Satan’s Little Helpers. I banged on a plastic yellow box and sang and my friend played the guitar. Our first album was going to be called, The Rings of Saturn are Plaid!

Following an early-aughts run in Boston with his college band, Moonraker, and another round of touring eight years ago with Brooklyn’s pastoral, heavy-on-the-Americana outfit Salt & Samovar, Moltz traded in his electric guitars for small batches of essential oils and essences. But transitioning from one pursuit to the other came with its advantages. “I was able to start taking my creative ideas and have them come out through perfume.”



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That progression was on full display last night at Liz Lambert’s buzz-y El Cosmico hotel in Marfa, Texas, where Moltz and his new band, Copal Opal, were busy setting up his ambitious new scent machine in the middle of the property’s tee-pee. “It’s a centrifugal fan that people sit around,” Moltz explained of the circular apparatus designed by the artist Bruce Johanns. “I have sixteen foot pedals that spray an accord into the fan as I play, and it blows back out to the people.” As intimate groups of 25 filled the canvas structure to take in two different sets of the foursome’s “West African, pseudo-Celtic-Viking, American Delta” stylings, they found themselves at the center of a live music and perfume performance via pulses of notes like radiant ylang ylang, dark amber, and smoke, which permeated the desert air and intermingled with the sonic tones.

The scent installation was organized to celebrate the launch of a new D.S. & Durga fragrance, created for the boutique desert property (and now available for pre-order), that boasts hints of sumac, creosote, pinyon pine, oak, mesquite, sand, and woods. “I’m parlaying the success of the perfume into the music,” explains Moltz, who adds that this is the first show for his imaginative scent system—but definitely not the last. “The band will play without it,” he insists, but should a contained, downtown gallery space materialize, he certainly wouldn’t turn it down.

El Cosmico X D.S. & Durga Eau de Parfum, $ 150; available for pre-order at ecprovisionco.com

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Tuesday Night Choreplay — What Really Happens When Men Lean Into Their Housework

Research shows that when men do their share of chores, their partners are happier and less depressed, conflicts are fewer and divorce rates are lower… Couples who share chores equally have more sex… Sheryl [Sandberg], has advised men that if they want to do something nice for their partners, instead of buying flowers, they should do laundry. A man who heard this was asked by his wife one night to do a load of laundry. He picked up the basket and asked hopefully, “Is this Lean In laundry?” Choreplay is real.

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Honey! You’re home! And you look like you’ve had a long day. What do you say we turn down the lights and share a little intimate time, just you and me and this Miele S-2000 canister vacuum? Who needs music when we can set the mood to the sound of a thousand hairs being sucked into a dust bag? Before we were married, I didn’t know it was possible for a woman to leave a literal carpet of hair on the bathroom floor. Now, every day I can’t resist the raw temptation to pre-sweep and power-suck and lovingly finger-pluck the long dark strands from our contrasting, creamy-colored tile until the futility of this task washes over me and I submit wholly to the constant, Pantene-smooth reminder of your presence. Since you walked through the door I’m sure you shed half a wig’s worth. Let’s get this party started.

Now that we’ve set the proper ambiance, I want to take you into the kitchen and bend you over the dishwasher as I empty it. And then fill it. And then empty it. And then fill it. And then empty it. And then fill it allllll the way up again. Should I also put away that pile of tupperware that has been sitting on the counter for over a month? I don’t know about you, but I love how those soup and salad containers stack one inside the other. The fit is always just right.

Would it get your juices flowing if I hand washed all of your panties in the sink, ringing out each pair ever-so-slowly before stretching them across the curved lines of your drying rack? And please don’t make me beg you. OK, make me beg you. Pleeeease can I collect every sock you own into my warm and capable arms, so I can coax them into the washing machine for a delicate, soapy massage? After I take them for a tumble in the dryer and they’re nice and hot, I’ll probe deep inside the machine and snatch that last naughty sock that always seems to be hiding.

Next, I want you to join me in the shower so I can spray Scrubbing Bubbles everywhere, scouring the tile and glass until we can’t see each other through all the sweat and foam. After I towel you off with a warm, dry sock (did I forget to do towels?), I will lay you down on the couch before I illuminate the room with a dozen Glade candles. I’ve read their fresh linen scent lasts at least 20 percent longer than Febreze. Now relax as I reorganize our library into a complex, coded system that positions Rosemary’s Baby between Dante’s Inferno and The Joy of Sex, and your childhood copy of The Giving Tree beneath a giant pile of unopened junk mail. By the way, did you know that you married the Ron Jeremy of dusting bookshelves? I’m going to let you interpret exactly what that means.

When the shelves have been satisfied, I will crouch down next to you in the living room. Shhhh, don’t speak. Concentrate on the soothing hum of my voice and the sensation of my hot breath as I whisper tomorrow’s grocery list in your ear. Maybe I’ll buy that almond butter you like even though it’s inexplicably $ 14 dollars and, I’m pretty sure, made of sawdust. What if I throw caution to the wind and just go for the honey smoked turkey instead of the maple glazed, and then totally indulge by redeeming not one, but two coupons for “any brand of yogurt sold at Whole Foods”? I’ll be sure to get the ones that are free of hormones — we clearly have enough of those raging inside of us already.

As you allow the sweet torture of my mystery shopping trip to wash over you, I will revive yesterday’s Chinese leftovers for a meal that will really make you salivate. Do you want your moo shu shrimp warmed slowly and lovingly in the oven, or given to you quick and dirty from the microwave? You can have it any way you want.

Hold on, baby, that’s not all I’ve got. Pour yourself a glass of wine as I sew on all your missing buttons nice and tightly and water the plants until they scream for mercy. Watch me plow through your taxes and plunge into the dog food bag to feed little Sparky.

Just when you think I couldn’t get you any more riled up, I’m going take out the trash. Watch as I ruthlessly recycle a year’s worth of Dwell magazine and pile up our plastics until their designated container is ready to burst. Then, I’m going to run the composter until you pant, breathlessly, “You’re making me so turned on!” Though this confession will actually been directed at a rerun of “Charlie Rose,” I’ll know your heart (and loins) are in the right place.

Finally, I will slink into the bedroom, lay out some lingerie, lean into our freshly made bed and we will totally have sex tomorrow.

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Here’s What Happens When Country’s Biggest Superstars Hit Dallas for the ACM Awards

The Academy of Country Music Awards on Sunday night are already living up to the hype of "country music's biggest party." Even a downpour in Dallas didn't stop the Party for a Cause Festival from…




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Here’s What Happens When You Ambush Adam Levine On Stage (Hint: DON’T DO IT)

A fan ambushed Adam Levine on stage during a Maroon 5 concert, and he handled it like a pro.
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This Is What Happens When Art Students Recreate Famous Nude Masterpieces (NSFW)

“Nudes are hot right now,” photographer Matthew Leifheitr mused in an email exchange with HuffPost. Leifheitr has many titles, among them VICE photo editor and editor-in-chief of MATTE Magazine. Recently, he’s taken on a faculty position at the School of Visual Arts in New York City, a role that’s allowed him to better explore the beautiful and nefarious world of naked art.

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AFTER HENRI MATISSE. Photo by Noah Boskey, Erin Carr, Emma Castelbolognesi, Crystelle Colucci, Alberto Inamagua, and Allison Schaller.

The fruits of his labor are currently on view at SVA, in a pop-up exhibition titled “Artsy Nudes.” For the project, he gave his participating students a simple prompt: choose any nude work of art from all of art history and recreate it. From Henri Matisse’s “The Dance” to Diego Velázquez’s “Rokeby Venus” to Marcel Duchamp’s “Nude Descending a Staircase,” the appropriations breathed life into nude standards many hold near and dear to their hearts.

Some images appear remarkably similar to their historical antecedents, others take liberties to create a new photograph from an old painting. “I think reverse-engineering successful images to find out how they were made is a useful thing to be able to do,” Leifheitr explained. “My students are sophomores in art school, and I’d like them to be able to look at an image they like, be able to guess how it was made, and apply that knowledge to their own subject matter.”

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AFTER MARCEL DUCHAMP. Photo by Anthony Costa, Jessica Frankl, Mikaela Keen Lumongsod, Frankie Mule, Gabrielia Priyma, Balazs Sebok, and Valeriya Vaynerman.

Leifheitr himself is no stranger to reconfiguring famous images. For example, he recently restaged a photo of Rudolph Nureyev taken by Richard Avedon, replacing the late dance icon with gay pornography giant Michael Lucas. He also photographed the contents of David Wojnarowicz’s “Magic Box” at NYU Fales Library, turning the results into a deck of oversized playing cards.

“I think there was something to be understood about the impossibility of true plagiarism in photography,” he wrote on VICE. “When I was in art school I remember becoming discouraged, believing any worthwhile image had already been made. The goal of this assignment was to teach that even if you try very hard to remake someone else’s work, your photographs can only be your own.”

“I’m interested in the stuff dead artists leave behind, and how those kind of archives can be reanimated or collaborated with,” he added over email.

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AFTER DIEGO VELÁZQUEZ. Photo by Ebb Bayarsaikhan, Hannah Hurley, and Hayley Stephon; painting by Jake Kaplan.

“Artsy Nudes” is on its final leg at SVA (the show closes this weekend), though VICE fans can look forward to a 10-page spread of the works in this month’s magazine. You might have missed the show’s opening, which featured classical musicians performing in the nude, but it’s probably not the last figurative nude art show we’ll write about this year. Leifheitr cited Art F City founder Paddy Johnson in our e-conversation: “The figure is back.” Make that, the naked figure.

Before we ended our chat, we aksed Leifheitr about his show’s connection to the ever-present world of pornography, since he’s rubbed elbows with the industry before. “In my personal opinion, the line between porn and art is slippery, and ultimately unimportant,” he concluded. “It’s very dependent on context — if you’re in the office bathroom looking at the Matisse recreation my students made, and art historical pastiche makes you hot, I guess it might be porn in that context. If you’re in the gallery, it just looks like art.”

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This Is What Happens When Couples Try To Wear ‘Undies For Two’

Ever thought about what it would be like to actually wear Fundies, aka couples’ underwear with four legs holes? We didn’t think so.

BuzzFeed asked four couples to try out four rather bizarre “couples” products, including The Armadillow (couples’ pillows), Smittens (shared mittens), matching sweatshirts and Fundies.

The results were interesting. For the most part, the couples had awkward and strange experiences, but one pair did say the Fundies “kind of brought us together in ways we didn’t expect.”

Hey, that’s something!

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Confessions of a Skin Care Addict: What Happens When One Vogue Editor Stages Her Own Intervention

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There are moments in your life when you’re able to see yourself as an omniscient observer—those out-of-body experiences that propel you to look at your life and ask in a Talking Heads refrain, “How did I get here?” One such moment occurred on a recent vacation, when I experienced a pang of terror after accidentally applying a face serum in my nine-step skin care routine in the wrong order. Reading that now, it sounds like a no-sweat misstep, but at the time, it was a nerve-racking game ender that sent me into a spiral of self-loathing. I wish I was exaggerating. How did I get there, you ask?

As a beauty editor, it’s an occupational hazard to amass skin care products in droves. Through recommendations by facialists, chic colleagues, and seriously gorgeous interviewees, I had built an arsenal that consisted of one face wash, one toner, three serums, three creams, and one sunscreen, occasionally throwing in a rosewater spray for good, hydrating measure. The entire routine took at least ten minutes. That’s ten minutes of rubbing and massaging my face. And it all felt so luxurious . . . until I effectively coddled my skin into becoming the corporeal equivalent of a spoiled child willing to publicly embarrass me at the slightest offense.

Things had gone too far. I needed an intervention. For this, I called the New York City dermatologist, Jeannette Graf. “I’m a beauty hoarder, too,” she admitted sympathetically over the phone before offering up a reality check. All I really needed for clean, healthy, and happy skin was one cleanser, one sunscreen, and one retinol-based product. “You want to protect your skin during the day and defend it at night,” explained Graf, who suggested that I ditch the toner, and instead rely on a “pH balancing cleanser” that was designed for my skin type but wasn’t overly fragrant, stripping, or mechanically exfoliating. After which, a simple moisturizer would do the trick; dry complexions like mine could find the right moisture balance with an antioxidant serum followed by a face cream—and one with hyaluronic acid, like Mario Badescu’s Hydrating Moisture cream, would pack an extra punch.

After sealing things off with sunscreen—Graf recommended EltaMD’s Broad Spectrum for its “elegant” use of zinc oxide—I’d be ready for the day with four products or less. Better yet, my nighttime routine could be even simpler—amended by switching my morning serum for a retinol and forgoing the sunscreen. Graf likes Avène’s Eluage because “its natural form of Vitamin A is nonirritating.”

It sounded straightforward enough, but, for a second opinion, I reached out to the ultimate beauty minimalist, fashion stylist Stevie Dance, who manages an enviously healthy complexion without the help of so much as mascara. Naturally, she takes an even more laid-back approach. “I think skin is more reflective of your lifestyle and mental health than it is of an expensive cream, serum, or surgery—when you’re happy, your skin has a different texture than when you’re miserable.”

That being said, Dance does keep a few products on hand, including Tracie Martyn’s Amla Purifying Cleanser (which is rich in alkalizing Vitamin C), SkinCeuticals’s CE Ferulic Acid (an antioxidant serum she refers to as “magic”), and Dr. Hauschka’s Revitalizing Day Cream to lock in hydration.

Combining the advice of both Graf and Dance, I stashed my overcompensating routine and stocked up on five straightforward products—with the exception of Caudalié’s hydrating face mist, which I will never feel complete without. When it comes to the new products that make their way across my desk on a daily basis, I’m getting better at making a tighter edit. Today, my medicine cabinet has never been cleaner, my gym bag and luggage never lighter, and my skin never more balanced. Here’s to doing more with less.

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Music-Loving Dad And Son Illustrate What Happens ‘When Mama Isn’t Home’

When the cat’s mom’s away, the mice dad and kid will play.

Last year, Australian papa Russ Bauer and his son Toby struck viral gold after they shared a pitch-perfect video of the two of them performing the dance hit “Freaks” by DJ Timmy Trumpet in their kitchen.

Russ and Toby are back again with another viral hit; this time they’re covering the trance song “Sandstorm” by Finnish DJ Darude. Russ plays the keyboard in the clip, while his son resumes his role as oven door player.

When Mama Isn’t Home Part 2” has racked up more than 2 million views since it was uploaded on March 3. Watch it above.

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Rape Happens In Gay Relationships Too

About two years ago I moved in with my boyfriend of three years. We were gross—the kind of couple you hate standing behind in a line. I couldn’t walk down the street without being attached to him in some way. He was my first love, and I’ll never forget or be able to fully explain the feeling of wholeness just walking around with him brought me.
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Wait, Did Lorraine Toussaint Reveal What Happens To Vee On ‘Orange Is The New Black’?!

Lorraine Toussaint reveals what happened to Vee after getting hit by that van in Season 2 of ‘Orange Is The New Black.’ Needless to say, SPOILERS.
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Gwyneth Paltrow Plays ”I’m So Goopy,” Reveals Breast Milk-Related Wardrobe Malfunction on Watch What Happens Live: Watch Now!

Gwyneth Paltrow, WWHLIf anyone’s going to excel at a game called “I’m So Goopy!” it’s going to be Gwyneth Paltrow…right?

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Watch What Happens When Seven Cosby Accusers Come Together (VIDEO)

For the first time, seven accusers in the Bill Cosby scandal come together to share their alleged encounters with the comedian, whom they accuse of drugging and/or sexually assaulting them.

In this video from Dr. Phil airing on Friday, several of the women respond to Cosby’s daughter Evin’s statement questioning the validity of the women’s allegations that they were drugged.

One woman tells Dr. Phil, “A body knows when it’s raped. You’re not only raped physically, but you are raped emotionally. And something in your spirit is gone forever. And he is a serial rapist. We all have that same thing in common. We all feel that.”

Another adds in tears: “I think that the more I personally talk about this, hopefully it will dissipate. And I won’t have to carry the shame anymore. And I would just like to say, Bill and Camille Cosby, shame on you, shame on you shame, shame on you, shame on you!”

Tune in Friday for a Dr. Phil exclusive: Another woman comes forward, accusing Cosby of drugging her. Plus, attorney Gloria Allred weighs in, and Kathleen Phelps, a former Playboy bunny, shares details of her close non-sexual friendship with Cosby and defends him as a respectable, stand-up guy. Click here to see where you can watch.

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Why Women Cheat: Reasons Why the Unthinkable Happens

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This Is What Happens When Your Friends Love You, But Love Photoshop More

With friends like these, who needs to take a selfie?

For the last few years, Cody Kaucic and Donovan Scherer have been including their best friend Mark in their Photoshop exploits (whether he wanted to be involved or not), taking iconic images from history and entertainment and posting the results to Facebook.

This past week, the compendium of “Markshop” works was released to the world on Imgur. And they are glorious.

Here are a few gems…

Markin’ To The Oldies

Mark Girls

Markbo

Harry Potter And The Sorcerer’s Mark

Strike A Mark

Marksity Blues

Meeting Snow Mark

Markie

Edmark Scissorhands

Ridiculously Markgenic Guy

Help Me, Obi Wan, You’re My Only Mark

Mark Me, Baby, One More Time

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What Really Happens After a Wedding Hookup

When you’re one of the only single women at a wedding, sometimes you can’t help but pair up with the only single guy … especially when he’s seated right next to you. But as Jen Doll discovered, what happens at a wedding doesn’t always translate to the real world.
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