Have You Heard About These Cats?

Have you heard about . . .

– the angry cat? She threw a hissy fit.

– the grumpy cat? He was a sour puss.

– the silent cat? She was the victim of a purr snatcher.

– the psychic cat? He was adopted from the E.S.P.C.A.

– the sensitive cat? She cried over spilt milk.

– the dyslexic cat? He cried, “Woem, weom!”

– the cat who had eight kittens? She was an octopus.

– the cowardly felines? Their names were Scaredy and Fraidy.

– the cat who swallowed a duck? He was a down-in-the-mouth, duck-filled fatty puss.

– the cat who had a hair ball? She couldn’t hack it.

– the cat who was a comedian? His name was Groucho Manx.

– the old cat who became forgetful and stopped making any sounds? She developed a purr-senility disorder.

– the golf-playing cat? Even without a catty he consistently scored fur under purr.

– the adolescent cat? She pleaded with her parents, “Why don’t you let me lead one of my own lives?”

– the cat who liked to lounge around the stereo? He hoped to catch the tweeter for lunch, unless the woofer got him first.

– the cat who got hurt? She whimpered, “Me ow!”

– the cat who was walking the beach on Christmas Eve? He had Sandy Claws.

– the cat who ate some cheese and then sat by a mouse hole? She waited with baited breath.

– the radioactive cat? He had eighteen half-lives.

– the cat who chased a mouse through the screen door? They both strained themselves.

– the cat who robbed McDonald’s and Wendy’s? She was a cat burgerlar.

– the cat named Ben Hur? It used to be called Ben, until it had kittens.

– the cat who caught a bird? He enjoyed a breakfast of shredded tweet.

– the fast cat? She put quicksand in her litter box.

– the cat who tried to find out why his humans forgot to place cat litter in his box? He didn’t have anything to go on.

– the teeny-tiny cat? She drank only condensed milk.

– the cat who loved to bowl? He was an alley cat.

– the cat who married a tree? They had a catalog.

– the cat who climbed the drapes? She had good claws to do it – and she started from scratch.

– the cat with chutzpah? He was a pushy cat.

– the cat who swallowed a bag of coins? There was money in that kitty.

– the obese, ill-tempered, talkative cat? He was a flabby, crabby, gabby tabby.

– the mother cat looking for her straying kittens? Like a poet, she listened for their mews.

– the feline who impeded the iceman’s work? The cat got his tong.

– the baby cat who joined the Red Cross? She wanted to be a first-aid kit.

– the two cats who raced each other to the milk bowl? One beat the other by a lap.

– the kindle of cats named Johann Christian, Wilhelm Friedemann, Johann Sebastian, and Carl Philipp Emanuel? They were all born in a litter
Bachs.

– the man who was afraid of cats? He had catatonia, clawstrophobia, and purranoia.

– the woman who refused to spay and neuter her cats? She was arrested for kitty littering.

– the man who saw a sign at a pet store that said “Free Cats”? So he went in and did.

– the unemployed cat burglar from Nepal? What else can a Katmandu? (By Richard Lederer)

From “A Treasury for CAT LOVERS” by Richard Lederer (C) 2009 Howard Books

Received from Richard Lederer via Stan Kegel.
The Good, Clean Funnies List

That’s What I Heard – Robert Cray

Robert Cray - That's What I Heard  artwork

That’s What I Heard

Robert Cray

Genre: Contemporary Blues

Price: $ 7.99

Release Date: February 28, 2020

© ℗ 2020 Nozzle Records marketed and distributed by Thirty Tigers

iTunes Store: Top Albums in Blues

LGBTQ+ Activists Made Themselves Heard For 3 Landmark Supreme Court Cases

On October 8, attorneys for three LGBTQ+ plaintiffs — Aimee Stephens, Donald Zarda, and Gerald Bostock — argued before the Supreme Court that their clients should not have been fired from their jobs for being gay or transgender. Here’s what you missed.
News

Heard It In A Past Life – Maggie Rogers

Maggie Rogers - Heard It In A Past Life  artwork

Heard It In A Past Life

Maggie Rogers

Genre: Alternative

Price: $ 9.99

Release Date: January 18, 2019

© Capitol Records; ℗ 2019 Debay Sounds LLC, under exclusive license to UMG Recordings, Inc.

iTunes Store: Top Albums in Alternative

How The Jersey Shore Cast Reacted When They Heard Mike’s Court Verdict

MTV cameras were there when ‘Jersey Shore: Family Vacation’ cast heard Mike’s court verdict — get the details.
News

Dinah Jane Flawlessly Curves An Ex In Her ‘Heard It All Before’ Video

Dinah Jane drops the ’90s-esque video for “Heard It All Before,” one of three songs from her brand new EP, “Dinah Jane 1.”
News

Heard It in a Past Life – Maggie Rogers

Maggie Rogers - Heard It in a Past Life  artwork

Heard It in a Past Life

Maggie Rogers

Genre: Alternative

Price: $ 9.99

Release Date: January 18, 2019

© Capitol Records; ℗ 2019 Debay Sounds LLC, under exclusive license to UMG Recordings, Inc.

iTunes Store: Top Albums in Alternative

Reggie Young, Guitarist Heard on Hundreds of Hits, Dies at 82

A studio mainstay first in Memphis and later in Nashville, Mr. Young recorded with Elvis Presley and countless others.
Rock Music
Chat Live!
Join Group Chat!

Heard It In A Past Life – Maggie Rogers

Maggie Rogers - Heard It In A Past Life  artwork

Heard It In A Past Life

Maggie Rogers

Genre: Alternative

Price: $ 9.99

Release Date: January 18, 2019

© Capitol Records; ℗ 2019 Debay Sounds LLC, under exclusive license to UMG Recordings, Inc.

iTunes Store: Top Albums in Alternative

Heard the Lie – Gina Sicilia

Gina Sicilia - Heard the Lie  artwork

Heard the Lie

Gina Sicilia

Genre: Contemporary Blues

Price: $ 9.99

Release Date: August 31, 2018

© ℗ 2018 Blue Elan Records

iTunes Store: Top Albums in Blues

Brody Jenner Says Sisters Kendall & Kylie Aren’t Going To His Wedding: ‘We Never Even Heard From Them’

Apparently, Brody Jenner’s wedding won’t be a complete
family affair.


Access Hollywood Latest News

Amber Heard Says She Doesn’t Label Her Sexuality

“Justice League” star Amber Heard opened up to Allure about her choice not to define her sexuality and the Hollywood naysayers who warned her about making her love life public.


Access Hollywood Latest Videos

Amber Heard and Elon Musk Reunite for Breakfast

Amber Heard and Elon Musk are back together … for one meal, at least — and the timing of the reunion is pretty conspicuous. The exes broke bread Thursday morning at a Sherman Oaks restaurant where, interestingly, they chose to sit right next to each…

Permalink

TMZ Celebrity News for Hook Ups


‘Home Alone’ actor John Heard dies

Actor John Heard, best known for playing the father in the “Home Alone” movies, has died, the Santa Clara County, California, medical examiner’s office said.


CNN.com – RSS Channel – Entertainment

GamersGate: The World's Largest Online Game Store

Over Heard At A Tatoo Parlor

“Eagle? I thought you said BEAGLE.”

“We’re all out of red, so I used pink.”

“There are two Os in Bob, right?”

“I hate it when I get the hiccups.”

“Anything else you want to say? You’ve got plenty of room back here.”

“I’ll bet you can’t tell I’ve never done this before.”

“The flag’s all done and, you know, the folds of fat make a nice waving effect.” “Oops….”

Received from Andychap.
The Good, Clean Funnies List

14 Tips From Our October Issue You Haven’t Heard Yet

Does your smoky eye need a refresher? Is your hairstyle feeling a little blah? What about your manicure questions? Ahead, the best tips and tricks straight from the pages of our October issue.
The latest from allure.com
MillionaireMatch.com - the best dating site for sexy, successful singles!
MillionaireMatch.com – the best dating site for sexy, successful singles!

Mickey Factz: Drake I Heard You Need A Ghostwriter, Hit Me Up (VIDEO)

(AllHipHop News) It seems Aubrey Drake Graham will not be able to shake the ghostwriting tag any time soon. Yet another emcee keeps the story going. This time it was New York City rhymer Mickey Factz.

[ALSO READ: Drake’s Producer Noah “40” Shebib Once Said: You Have No Credibility If Someone Writes Your Raps]

The Y-3 mixtape creator stopped by Sway In The Morning, and he started his visit off by participating in Sway’s5 Fingers of Death.” Factz ended a nearly 11-minute rap with a message for Drake.

“Aubrey, I heard you need a ghostwriter. Hit me up man, if you want some more fire,” spit Mickey.

Later in the interview, Factz talked about connecting with Drake before he reached superstar status. The two rappers teamed with Travis McCoy for the track “Overdose.”

“I was a fan of Drake before he was popular. I would go on his Myspace page, and he had a record up there with Trey Songz and Pusha T,” explained Mickey. “I reached out to him , and said ‘Yo, we need to work.’”

According to Factz, he and Drizzy worked on other music together that did not make it onto So Far Gone. Apparently they lost contact after Drake signed to Lil Wayne’s Young Money.

Mickey stated he’s not bitter about his current career situation. He told Sway he just wants to be mentioned among great lyricists such as Elzhi, Joe Budden, Joell Ortiz, Kxng Crooked, and Rakim.

[ALSO READ: Mickey Factz Releases “Y-3” Mixtape + “Qasa” Video]

Watch Mickey Factz’s interview below.

PHOTOS: Instagram

Filed under: News, Videos Tagged: Drake, ghostwriting, Mickey Factz, sway calloway
Hip Hop News, Interviews and Music: Allhiphop.com

Amber Heard Turns Heads At ‘When I Live My Life Over Again’ Tribeca Screening

Contactmusic Ltd | Latest music streams

Hot Transsexuals are waiting for You!

Have You Heard – EP – The Struts

The Struts - Have You Heard - EP  artwork

Have You Heard – EP

The Struts

Genre: Alternative

Price: $ 2.76

Release Date: August 14, 2015

© ℗ 2015 The Struts under exclusive license to Interscope Record

iTunes Store: Top Albums in Alternative

Confidence Really Is Key – How The “Worst Advice” I Ever Heard Was Really The Best

As much as it sounds way too easy to be true, confidence really is key for a man to get a girl to like him. You don’t need to be rich, famous or especially handsome, you just need to believe in yourself and she will too.
Relationships:Dating Articles from EzineArticles.com

Amber Heard Charged for Illegally Bringing Dogs Into Australia


The actress and wife of Johnny Depp was charged this week with two counts of illegally importing Pistol and Boo into Australia and one count of producing a false document.

read more



International

Amber Heard — Charged With Dog Smuggling in Australia

The Australians just won’t let this case go … now Amber Heard has been charged with illegally bringing two dogs into the country earlier this year. It seemed Johnny Depp and his wife were off the hook when the pups high-tailed it back to the States in…

Permalink

TMZ Celebrity News for Celebrity Justice


Johnny Depp’s wife Amber Heard charged with illegally taking dogs into Australia – ABC

Johnny Depp’s wife, actress Amber Heard, has been charged over illegally bringing dogs Boo and Pistol into Australia on a private jet and is due in court in September, Australia’s ABC reported. Edward Baran reports.


Reuters Video: Entertainment

Find your Soulmate Live webcam chat!

Salma Hayek on the Worst Beauty Advice She’s Ever Heard

For her second Allure cover shoot, the star reveals what makes her marriage work, the one thing she wishes her younger self knew, and the secret to her crazy-youthful appearance.
The latest from allure.com
MillionaireMatch.com - the best dating site for sexy, successful singles!
MillionaireMatch.com – the best dating site for sexy, successful singles!

5 Fun Braid, Bun, and Blowout Ideas For the Rest of the Week—Courtesy of Amber Heard

We have a lot of questions when it comes to Amber Heard: What is it like to be Mrs. Johnny Depp?, how did she feel being surrounded by all the hot dudes of Magic Mike…


Subscribe to All
FASHION NEWS UPDATE-Visit 2 Spendless Online today for the hottest deals online!

Iamsu: ‘I Heard That Beat Totally Different’

When we sat down with Iamsu, the Bay Area rapper had just as many questions for Ali Shaheed Muhammad as we had for him.

» E-Mail This

Hip-Hop
ADULT ENTERTAINMENT NEWS UPDATE:Gabby Love’s top pick! Click and enjoy!

Iamsu: ‘I Heard That Beat Totally Different’

When we sat down with Iamsu, the Bay Area rapper had just as many questions for Ali Shaheed Muhammad as we had for him.

» E-Mail This

Hip-Hop
ADULT ENTERTAINMENT NEWS UPDATE:Gabby Love’s top pick! Click and enjoy!

Meet the Biggest Movie Stars on the Planet You May Not Have Heard Of | The Oprah Winfrey Show | OWN

Original airdate: September 28, 2009

They are two of the biggest movie stars on the planet, and yet you probably haven’t heard of them.

Find OWN on TV at http://www.oprah.com/FindOWN

SUBSCRIBE: http://bit.ly/1vqD1PN

About OWN:
Oprah Winfrey Network is the first and only network named for, and inspired by, a single iconic leader. Oprah Winfrey’s heart and creative instincts inform the brand — and the magnetism of the channel.

Oprah Winfrey Network is the first and only network named for, and inspired by, a single iconic leader. Oprah Winfrey’s heart and creative instincts inform the brand — and the magnetism of the channel.

Winfrey provides leadership in programming and attracts superstar talent to join her in primetime, building a global community of like-minded viewers and leading that community to connect on social media and beyond. OWN is a singular destination on cable. Depth with edge. Heart. Star power. Connection. And endless possibilities.

Discover OWN TV:
Find OWN on your TV!: http://bit.ly/1wJ0ugI
Our Fantastic Lineup: http://bit.ly/1qMi2jE

Connect with OWN Online:
Visit the OWN WEBSITE: http://bit.ly/1qMi2jE
Like OWN on FACEBOOK: http://on.fb.me/1AXYujp
Follow OWN on TWITTER: http://bit.ly/1sJin8Y
Follow OWN on INSTAGRAM: http://bit.ly/LnqzMz
Follow OWN on PINTEREST: http://bit.ly/1u0CqR6

Meet the Biggest Movie Stars on the Planet (You May Not Have Heard Of) | The Oprah Winfrey Show | OWN
http://www.youtube.com/user/OWN
Uploads by OWN TV

The Full-Body Orgasm You've Never Heard Of

Vaginal, clitoral, and …?
Cosmopolitan.com Sex & Love (RSS) Article Feed
Click to visit Playboy tv for hot adult entertainment!

Click to visit Playboy Plus for the total erotic adventure offered by Playboy!