‘I Thought I Was Going To Hell’: Leah Describes The ‘Guilt’ Surrounding Her Teen Mom 2 Abortion

Leah revealed during tonight’s ‘Teen Mom 2’ that her 2012 miscarriage wasn’t what it seemed — and how she rose above the situation.
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Jim Jeffries: Hell Bound: Live at The Comedy Store London (Unabridged) – Jim Jeffries

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Jim Jeffries: Hell Bound: Live at The Comedy Store London (Unabridged)

Jim Jeffries

Genre: Comedy

Price: $ 4.99

Publish Date: December 2, 2008

© © 2008 The Comedy Store Ltd

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Can Mike Convince The Girls To Reconcile After The Jersey Shore Wedding From Hell?

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Black Ops: Kanye West Says He’ll Be Appearing On ‘The Joe Rogan Experience’

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Ask, and you shall receive. After putting it out in the universe that he wanted to appear on The Joe Rogan Experience, alleged Presidential candidate Kanye West is getting his wish.

In case you’re unaware, The Joe Rogan Experience is an immensely popular podcast which books a wide array of guests for the comedian/host/UFC to commentator to chat it up with. Also, it’s where Elon Musk was seen smoking weed in the studio.

On Saturday (Oct. 17), Yeezy took to Twitter to reveal he’ll be sitting down with Rogan next week on Friday. “Joe Rogan said it’s cool for me to design the set for our podcast this Friday,” tweeted West along with a photo of what looks like him and Rogan on a Facetime call. 

In case you missed it, on Oct. 12, Kanye West tweeted a video of Rogan speaking about the multi-hyphenate artist. It was enough to get him Yeezy to add, “Would love to go on Joe Rogan’s podcast LIVE this week I have my team trying to get your number Joe I’m in Calabassas Let’s do this my friend.”

No word on whether or not the interview will be happening in Calabasas, Wyoming or Rogan’s studio in Austin. But clearly it’s going down.

We trust Joe Rogan will ask Kanye West about potentially being used by the GOP strictly as a spoiler to help a white supremacist President stay in power.

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Heaven & Hell – Ava Max

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Heaven & Hell

Ava Max

Genre: Pop

Price: $ 9.99

Release Date: September 18, 2020

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Hell Will Come for Us All – Aversions Crown

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Hell Will Come for Us All

Aversions Crown

Genre: Metal

Price: $ 9.99

Release Date: June 12, 2020

© ℗ 2020 Nuclear Blast

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The Marriage of Heaven and Hell – William Blake

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The Marriage of Heaven and Hell

William Blake

Genre: Art & Architecture

Publish Date: September 3, 2014

Publisher: Public Domain

Seller: Public Domain


This book is a series of texts written in imitation of biblical prophecy but expressing Blake's own intensely personal Romantic and revolutionary beliefs. It was published as printed sheets from etched plates containing prose, poetry and illustrations. It is written in prose, except for the opening Argument and the Song of Liberty. The book describes the poet's visit to Hell. It also tells that good and evil are different kinds of energies, and both are needed to keep the world going.

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Hell: The Sequel (Deluxe Edition) – Bad Meets Evil

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Hell: The Sequel (Deluxe Edition)

Bad Meets Evil

Genre: Hip-Hop/Rap

Price: $ 4.99

Release Date: January 1, 2011

© ℗ 2011 Shady Records/Interscope Records

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Hell Freezes Over (Remaster 2018) – Eagles

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Hell Freezes Over (Remaster 2018)

Eagles

Genre: Rock

Price: $ 9.99

Release Date: November 8, 1994

© A Geffen Records Release; ℗ 1994 UMG Recordings, Inc.

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Hell Comes to Frogtown – Andrew Parkinson, Sean Hogan & Simon Rumley

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Hell Comes to Frogtown

Andrew Parkinson, Sean Hogan & Simon Rumley

Genre: Horror

Price: $ 4.99

Rental Price: $ 3.99

Release Date: January 1, 1988


Sam Hell (Roddy Piper) is a muscle-bound combination of wise guy cool and deadly force. It’s up to Hell and the armed and dangerous beauty Spangle (Sandahl Bergman) to brave the barren wasteland once known as Earth and ruled by slimy, green overgrown amphibians. Their mission: to perpetuate the race by impregnating as many fertile women as possible. Humanity’s last hope for survival lies in the abilities of a beauty and a beast!

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DCU: Suicide Squad – Hell to Pay – Sam Liu

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DCU: Suicide Squad – Hell to Pay

Sam Liu

Genre: Action & Adventure

Price: $ 4.99

Rental Price: $ 2.99

Release Date: April 10, 2018


It’s batter up at Belle Reve and that can only mean that Amanda Waller, the penitentiary’s cold and calculating warden, has a mission that only the damned will take on. It’s time to unleash Task Force X again, stacked with seasoned vets such as Deadshot, Captain Boomerang and Harley Quinn, these crafty criminals are joined by newcomers Copperhead, Killer Frost and the martial art master, Bronze Tiger! With the target objective being a mystical object so powerful that they’re willing to risk their own lives to steal it, you can be sure it will be collision of chaos, gunfire and attitudes. So, take aim for a raging road trip with the Suicide Squad!

© © 2018 SUICIDE SQUAD and all related characters and elements are trademarks of and copyright DC Comics. Copyright 2018 Warner Bros. Entertainment Inc.

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Heaven Or Hell – Don Toliver

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Heaven Or Hell

Don Toliver

Genre: Hip-Hop/Rap

Price: $ 7.99

Release Date: March 13, 2020

© ℗ 2020 Cactus Jack / Atlantic

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Spawn Rises From The Depths of Hell To Join The ‘Mortal Kombat 11’ Roster

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Here he is Mortal Kombat fans, the one character everyone has been waiting for since he was first announced, Todd McFarlane”s comic book creation Spawn. NetherRealm Studios finally dropped the gameplay trailer featuring everyone’s favorite antihero.

NetherRealm and WB Games unveiled the final character from Mortal Kombat 11’s first Kombat Pack during today’s (Mar.8) Final Kombat 2020 event at the Mortal Kombat 11 Pro Kompetition esports series. Attendees got the opportunity to see the hellspawn formerly known as Al Simmons before the rest of the world finally did.

For those who need a bit of backstory, Simmons was one of the U.S. government’s greatest soldiers. Unfortunately, he was betrayed by his own men and mercilessly killed, and because of his life as an assassin, his spirit went to hell. There he made a deal with the devil, who is named Malebolgia, and agrees to join his army as a Hellspawn to see his wife again. BUT, like any deal you make with the Satan, it’s going to be twisted. Simmons returns back to Earth, but his body is badly burned, and his memory is all jacked up. To make things even worse when he finally remembers the deal he made, he finds his wife and is saddened to learn that his she has moved on with his best friend Terry, and the couple has a daughter together.

Dirty macking on another level.

Now he is the realm of Mortal Kombat to “fight for supremacy” against all Kombatants, and he looks like he was well worth the wait. In the trailer, we get to see Spawn in action using his Necroplasm powers as well as his signature battle-ax, chains, machine guns, and, of course, his fan-favorite cape to dish out some severe punishment to his foes. The best part about Spawn is the fact he is voiced by actor Keith David who lent his voice to the character in the Emmy award-winning HBO animated series. If you have HBO GO, you should do yourself a favor and watch it.

Too bad they couldn’t get Arnold Schwarzenegger to voice The Terminator T-800 in the game, we’re gonna let that slide.

As to when you can finally play with Spawn, if you already own the Kombat Pack, you get early access starting March 17. Everyone else will be given access to the character on March 24.

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Spawn’s trailer wasn’t the only announcement, there will be three fresh skins Mortal Kombat fans can look forward too with the Matinee Skin Pack. Jacqui Briggs gets two costumes, a Spawn-inspired “Hellspawn” and “Space Marine” look. Kotal Kahn also receives a new fit with the “Osh Tekk Vandal,” and Erron Black looks sort of like Indiana Jones with his “Swashbuckler” costume.

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We cannot wait to play with Spawn, you can watch his gameplay trailer below.

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Anthrax: Chile on Hell – Jay Ruston

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Anthrax: Chile on Hell

Jay Ruston

Genre: Concert Films

Price: $ 7.99

Rental Price: $ 4.99

Release Date: September 16, 2014


Get ready to mosh in the privacy of your own home, because multiple Grammy-nominated, Platinum-selling thrash masters ANTHRAX have announced the release of “Chile On Hell”! “Chile On Hell” was filmed at the Teatro Caupolican in Santiago, Chile on May 10, 2013, and features Anthrax – Joey Belladonna/vocals, Scott Ian/guitar, Charlie Benante/drums, Frank Bello/bass and Jon Donais/lead guitar. The band performed an extended set that featured songs from Anthrax’s entire catalogue – all the fan-favorites including “I Am The Law," “Indians,” “Madhouse,” “Caught In A Mosh,” “The Devil You Know," and “I’m Alive”. "Santiago was the perfect place to film the show for this,” said Anthrax’s Charlie Benante. "When we’d played there in the past, we’d finish our set, play our encore and go back to the dressing room, but every time, the fans would continue to scream and cheer and clap. I mean, they went on and on, they wouldn’t stop. One time Scott and I walked out to the side of the stage just to watch what was going on in the audience, it was intense. Why wouldn’t we want to film a DVD in front of an audience like that?" The band was in the home stretch of a three-plus-year campaign to record and support Worship Music and the Anthems EP, a period of time that was loaded with high points: the return of “classic era” vocalist Joey Belladonna, Worship Music making the band’s highest chart debut in two decades, the series of Big Four shows – Anthrax, Slayer and Metallica, the three bands that wrote the speed and thrash metal road map – that culminated in the September 2011 Big Four spectacular at Yankee Stadium in the band’s home town of New York, “Anthrax Day” declared in the Bronx, becoming the first metal band to have its music (“Got The Time”) played on Mars, two Grammy nominations, and sold out shows in every corner of the globe – “We wanted to finish on a high note".

© © 2014 Megaforce Records

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Ice Cream in Hell – Tinsley Ellis

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Ice Cream in Hell

Tinsley Ellis

Genre: Blues

Price: $ 9.99

Release Date: January 31, 2020

© ℗ 2020 Alligator Records

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Jaden Jeong Made You Stan LOONA, And Now He’ll Do The Same With OnlyOneOf

Jaden Jeong knows how to create a compelling universe. The creative director and producer made you #StanLOONA, and now he hopes to do the same with his new boy group OnlyOneOf. He talks to MTV News about OnlyOneUs’s unique story, their new single “Sage,” and why he really left LOONA.
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Lizzo And Ariana Grande Brush Off The Bullshit On New ‘Good As Hell’ Remix

Ariana Grande hops on a fabulous remix of Lizzo’s “Good As Hell.”
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3 from Hell – Rob Zombie

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3 from Hell

Rob Zombie

Genre: Horror

Price: $ 12.99

Rental Price: $ 5.99

Release Date: September 16, 2019


First there was House of 1,000 Corpses. Then there was The Devil's Rejects. Now, from writer-director Rob Zombie, comes the next blood-soaked chapter in the most violent crime saga in movie history—3 from Hell.

© © 2019 Lions Gate Entertainment Inc. All Rights Reserved.

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If You Buy Justin Bieber’s Beverly Hills Home, He’ll Throw In The Furniture

Justin Bieber showed off several photos of his ornate Beverly Hills home on Instagram before immediately stating he wanted to sell it, even offering to throw in all the furniture.
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Kathy Griffin: A Hell of a Story – Troy Miller

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Kathy Griffin: A Hell of a Story

Troy Miller

Genre: Comedy

Price: $ 12.99

Release Date: July 31, 2019


On May 30, 2017 an image of Griffin holding a mask that resembled the severed head of President Trump was released. The image went global and everything she had worked for in her life vanished overnight. The film chronicles the unprecedented and historic story of an iconic American comedian overcoming a political and media takedown following the release of the controversial photo.

© © 2019 Donut Run, Inc.

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Review: In ‘Bat Out of Hell,’ Paradise by the LED Light

A post-apocalyptic Peter Pan story with book, music and lyrics by Jim Steinman is a masterpiece of overstatement. But try not to sing along.
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Sharknado 3: Oh Hell No! (Extended Sharktacular Edition) – Anthony C. Ferrante

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Sharknado 3: Oh Hell No! (Extended Sharktacular Edition)

Anthony C. Ferrante

Genre: Action & Adventure

Price: $ 4.99

Rental Price: $ 3.99

Release Date: July 22, 2015


As chainsaw-wielding Fin arrives in Washington D.C. for a ceremony in his honor, a mass of sharknadoes appears, forcing Fin to spring into action once more. When Fin learns the sharknadoes are not just threatening the Capitol, but the entire Eastern Seaboard, he races down the coast to save his daughter, in Florida for spring break. But as the storms grow even bigger, Fin must stop the colossal, unrelenting sharknadoes before the entire Eastern Seaboard is swept up and chomped into oblivion.

© © 2015 The Global Asylum, Inc.

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Lizzo shining good as hell and what else to expect at Sunday’s BET Awards

The 2019 BET Awards will celebrate the very best in entertainment, culture and sports on Sunday.


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The Vision of Hell – Dante Alighieri

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The Vision of Hell

The Inferno

Dante Alighieri

Genre: Graphic Novels

Publish Date: August 7, 2004

Publisher: The Project Gutenberg

Seller: Scott Reid


The Divine Comedy (Italian: Divina Commedia) is an epic poem written by Dante Alighieri between c. 1308 and his death in 1321. It is widely considered the preeminent work of Italian literature, and is seen as one of the greatest works of world literature. The poem's imaginative and allegorical vision of the afterlife is a culmination of the medieval world-view as it had developed in the Western Church. It helped establish the Tuscan dialect, in which it is written, as the standardized Italian language. It is divided into three parts: Inferno, Purgatorio, and Paradiso. On the surface, the poem describes Dante's travels through Hell, Purgatory, and Heaven; but at a deeper level, it represents allegorically the soul's journey towards God. At this deeper level, Dante draws on medieval Christian theology and philosophy, especially Thomistic philosophy and the Summa Theologica of Thomas Aquinas. Consequently, the Divine Comedy has been called "the Summa in verse". The work was originally simply titled Comedìa and was later christened Divina by Giovanni Boccaccio. The first printed edition to add the word divine to the title was that of the Venetian humanist Lodovico Dolce, published in 1555 by Gabriele Giolito de' Ferrari.

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Hell Divers II: Ghosts – Nicholas Sansbury Smith

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Hell Divers II: Ghosts

Nicholas Sansbury Smith

Genre: Sci-Fi & Fantasy

Price: $ 16.99

Publish Date: July 18, 2017

© ℗ © 2017 Blackstone Audio

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Meek Mill Blasts “Racist As Hell” Cosmopolitan Hotel For Threatening To Arrest Him

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Hell Divers – Nicholas Sansbury Smith

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Hell Divers

Nicholas Sansbury Smith

Genre: Sci-Fi & Fantasy

Price: $ 3.99

Publish Date: July 19, 2016

© ℗ © 2016 Blackstone Audio

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I Hope They Serve Beer in Hell: Unabridged Selections (Unabridged) – Tucker Max

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I Hope They Serve Beer in Hell: Unabridged Selections (Unabridged)

Tucker Max

Genre: Comedy

Price: $ 9.99

Publish Date: October 3, 2006

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Hell Divers V: Captives – Nicholas Sansbury Smith

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Hell Divers V: Captives

Nicholas Sansbury Smith

Genre: Sci Fi & Fantasy

Price: $ 16.99

Publish Date: May 7, 2019

© ℗ © 2019 Blackstone Audio

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‘Sonic the Hedgehog’ director says he hears you about the teeth thing and he’ll make changes

When the ‘Sonic the Hedgehog’ trailer came out earlier this week, it immediately set off an internet-wide case of odontophobia. While no re-imagining of a beloved childhood character will ever be without critics, CGI Sonic’s human-like teeth and general un-Sonic-like proportions really freaked people out.


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Hell Baby – Robert Ben Garant & Thomas Lennon

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Hell Baby

Robert Ben Garant & Thomas Lennon

Genre: Comedy

Price: $ 4.99

Rental Price: $ 3.99

Release Date: September 6, 2013


Jack (Rob Corddry) and Vanessa (Leslie Bibb) are an expectant couple that moves into the most haunted fixer-upper in New Orleans — a house with a deadly demonic curse. Things soon spiral out of control for Jack and Vanessa, as well as their-not-so-helpful neighbor F'Resnel (Keegan-Michael Key), Vanessa's friendly psychiatrist (Michael Ian Black), Vanessa's Wiccan sister Marjorie (Riki Lindhome) and the detectives assigned to look into the rising body count (Rob Huebel and Paul Scheer). Only the Vatican's elite exorcism team (Garant and Lennon) can save them — or can they? Hell Baby – the funniest horror movie you will ever see.

© © 2012 Darko Entertainment, LLC

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Hell inc. – Dick Wybrow

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Hell inc.

Dick Wybrow

Genre: Fiction & Literature

Publish Date: March 12, 2019

Publisher: Dee Dub Publishing

Seller: Draft2Digital, LLC


There is a raging battle for control of Hell. Over the last 50 years, Hell has begun to fill with the "new blood": corporate attorneys, midlevel regional managers, CPAs, tax examiners, social media influencers, and TV news anchors. Many of these corporate types– who feel that, lately, the Devil just hasn't been getting the numbers– team up with some of Satan's grumbling lieutenants to form an aggressive underworld start-up: Hell, inc.  Slowly losing power in this corporate takeover, the Devil still has a few tricks up his sleeve. The underworld's OG, only he knows of an ancient artifact that could not only destroy the new rival but so much more! However, this powerful lamp cannot be acquired by devil or demon, so he finds a human to do it for him– a desperate husband who needs the lamp to cure his dying wife. Racing against the clock, Raz and his misfit crew– an illegal immigrant, a dwarf actor and an aging, stoned pilot– must scour the world for the lamp's pieces. But little do they know, handing the assembled lamp to the Devil could turn all of Earth from Light to Dark.

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Tremors: A Cold Day In Hell – Don Michael Paul

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Tremors: A Cold Day In Hell

Don Michael Paul

Genre: Action & Adventure

Price: $ 14.99

Rental Price: $ 3.99

Release Date: May 7, 2018


Burt Gummer (Michael Gross) and his son Travis Welker (Jamie Kennedy) find themselves up to their ears in Graboids and Ass-Blasters when they head to Canada to investigate a series of deadly giant worm attacks. Arriving at a remote research facility in the arctic tundra, Burt begins to suspect that Graboids are secretly being weaponized, but before he can prove his theory, he is sidelined by Graboid venom. With just 48 hours to live, the only hope is to create an antidote from fresh venom — but to do that, someone will have to figure out how to milk a Graboid!

© © 2018 Universal Studios. All Rights Reserved.

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Jennifer Lopez Wears the Hell Outta Skintight Spandex for ‘Hustlers’

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Jason Goes to Hell – Adam Marcus

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Jason Goes to Hell

Adam Marcus

Genre: Horror

Price: $ 4.99

Rental Price: $ 1.99

Release Date: August 13, 1993


Jason Voorhees, the living, breathing essence of evil, is back for one fierce, final fling! Tracked down and blown to bits by a special FBI task force, everyone now assumes that he's finally dead. But everybody assumes wrong. Jason has been reborn with the bone-chilling ability to assume the identity of anyone he touches. The terrifying truth is that he could be anywhere, or anybody. In this shocking, blood-soaked finale to Jason's carnage-ridden reign of terror, the horrible secret of his unstoppable killing instinct is finally revealed. And once you know the chilling facts, you'll see him in your nightmares!

© © 1993 New Line Productions, Inc. All Rights Reserved.

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See You in Hell – Demelza Carlton

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See You in Hell

Mel Goes to Hell, no. 2

Demelza Carlton

Genre: Fiction & Literature

Publish Date: April 30, 2014

Publisher: Demelza Carlton

Seller: Smashwords, Inc.


A devilishly hot CEO. The angelic new office temp. A match made in Heaven or Hell? Melody Angel takes a job as a temp at the HELL Corporation. Surrounded by eternal bureaucracy gone mad, demons who love making life miserable, and dying for a decent coffee, it may take a miracle for Mel's mission to succeed. She must find out what evil plans Lucifer and his minions have in store and stop them, using any means necessary. Adding trouble and temptation to Mel's job is Luce Iblis, the damnably hot CEO, who has set his smouldering eyes on the new office angel and he's determined to claim her, body and soul. Can ultimate evil and angelic perfection escape a limbo of desire and find a paradise of their own? A tiny taste of what's in store: "Do you know how long you've made me wait?" Luce lifted his chin. "Close the door." Mel turned and kicked the door shut with the sole of one shoe. The click of it closing coincided with her eyes meeting Luce's once more. "Now strip and get your arse on the desk," Luce instructed. Mel stared at him. He couldn't be serious, could he? "Every other girl in this building knows how to do as she's told. Do you know how many girls I've had on this desk? You should consider yourself lucky. The last one I had in here was so quick getting undressed that I managed to give her a full fifteen minutes of my time. At this rate, you'll be lucky to have five." Mel became transfixed by the timber desktop. "Did you wipe it clean afterwards?" "What?" Luce's face reddened. Mel Goes to Hell series Welcome to Hell – A Short Story (#1) See You in Hell (#2) Mel Goes to Hell (#3) To Hell and Back (#4) – to be released in 2015

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Hell Freezes Over (Remaster 2018) – Eagles

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Hell Freezes Over (Remaster 2018)

Eagles

Genre: Rock

Price: $ 9.99

Release Date: November 8, 1994

© A Geffen Records Release; ℗ 1994 UMG Recordings, Inc.

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Getting the NFL’s five biggest spenders out of salary-cap hell

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From Hell with Love – Beast in Black

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From Hell with Love

Beast in Black

Genre: Metal

Price: $ 9.99

Release Date: February 8, 2019

© ℗ 2019 Nuclear Blast

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It’s Dark and Hell Is Hot – DMX

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It’s Dark and Hell Is Hot

DMX

Genre: Hip-Hop/Rap

Price: $ 5.99

Release Date: May 12, 1998

© ℗ 2016 Rush Associated Labels Inc.

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Hell of a Night – Brian Childs

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Hell of a Night

Brian Childs

Genre: Horror

Price: $ 9.99

Rental Price: $ 4.99

Release Date: January 22, 2019


Blake, grief stricken by the death of her father, rents a farm cabin a few hours outside of town to be alone and away from the world. After accidentally finding an old Ouija board hidden in a cupboard, she quickly finds out that she is not alone & in the fight for her life as not only the ghosts come after her, but her friend Chloe secretly conspires against Blake’s family for her own gains. Meanwhile, back in the suburbs, Blake’s sister Shaine awakens a vengeful spirit when she steals a necklace found in the attic belonging to the woman who died in the house decades ago.

© © 2018 Brian Childs

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I Hope They Serve Beer in Hell: Unabridged Selections (Unabridged) – Tucker Max

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I Hope They Serve Beer in Hell: Unabridged Selections (Unabridged)

Tucker Max

Genre: Comedy

Price: $ 8.99

Publish Date: October 3, 2006

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Hell House LLC 2: The Abaddon Hotel – Stephen Cognetti

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Hell House LLC 2: The Abaddon Hotel

Stephen Cognetti

Genre: Horror

Price: $ 7.99

Rental Price: $ 4.99

Release Date: September 14, 2018


It's been eight years since the opening night tragedy of HELL HOUSE LLC and still many unanswered questions remain. Thanks to an anonymous tip, an investigative journalist is convinced that key evidence is hidden inside the abandoned Abaddon Hotel – evidence that will shed light on the hotel's mysteries and many unsolved deaths and disappearances. She assembles a team to break into the hotel in hopes of discovering the truth. But the source of the tip and the secrets of the Abaddon Hotel are more horrifying than any of them could have imagined.

© © 2018 Cognetti Films/Terror Films

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Hell Fest – Gregory Plotkin

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Hell Fest

Gregory Plotkin

Genre: Horror

Price: $ 14.99

Release Date: September 28, 2018


In this new horror, a group of friends are bound for a Halloween horror-themed event at a local amusement park – a sprawling labyrinth of rides, games and mazes that travels the country and happens to be in town. But for one visitor, the ghoulish carnival of nightmares is not the attraction – it is a hunting ground. On the night the friends attend, a masked serial killer turns the horror themed amusement park into his own playground, terrorizing attendees while the rest of the patrons believe that it is all part of the show. As the body count and frenzied excitement of the crowd continues to rise, who will fight to survive the night?

© © 2018 CBS FILMS INC. ALL RIGHTS RESERVED.

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Lakers’ Ball sprains ankle, says he’ll play Thu.

Lakers point guard Lonzo Ball underwent X-rays on his left ankle that revealed a “regular sprain,” but he said he’ll be ready to play in the Lakers’ next game Thursday against the Pacers.
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Hell Divers II: Ghosts: The Hell Divers Series, Book 2 (Unabridged) – Nicholas Sansbury Smith

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Hell Divers II: Ghosts: The Hell Divers Series, Book 2 (Unabridged)

Nicholas Sansbury Smith

Genre: Sci Fi & Fantasy

Price: $ 14.95

Publish Date: July 18, 2017

© ℗ © 2017 Blackstone Audio, Inc.

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Michael Avenatti Arrested for Felony Domestic Violence, Confident He’ll Be Exonerated

[[tmz:video id=”0_7nhfjf5j”]] 5:50 PM PT — Avenatti bailed out and held a brief news conference, saying, “I have never struck a woman. I will never strike a woman.” He added he’s looking forward to the investigation and is confident he’ll be “fully…

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Hell Freezes Over – Eagles

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Hell Freezes Over

Eagles

Genre: Concert Films

Price: $ 12.99

Rental Price: $ 2.99

Release Date: November 2, 2018


In April 1994, the Eagles reunited at the Warner Bros. Studios to film a special live performance titled, Hell Freezes Over. The film Contains their hit songs, "Hotel California", "Life In The Fast Lane", "Desperado", "Take It Easy", "Get Over It" and "Love Will Keep Us Alive".

© © 1994 Eagles Recording Co., under exclusive license to Warner Music Group. All Rights Reserved.

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Hell Holes: What Lurks Below – Donald Firesmith

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Hell Holes: What Lurks Below

Donald Firesmith

Genre: Fantasy

Publish Date: January 16, 2016

Publisher: Donald Firesmith

Seller: Smashwords, Inc.


It’s August in Alaska, and geology professor Jack Oswald prepares for the new school year. But when hundreds of huge holes mysteriously appear overnight in the frozen tundra north of the Arctic Circle, Jack receives an unexpected phone call. An oil company exec hires Jack to investigate, and he picks his climatologist wife and two of their graduate students as his team. Uncharacteristically, Jack also lets Aileen O’Shannon, a bewitchingly beautiful young photojournalist, talk him into coming along as their photographer. When they arrive in the remote oil town of Deadhorse, the exec and a biologist to protect them from wild animals complete the team. Their task: to assess the risk of more holes opening under the Trans-Alaska Pipeline and the wells and pipelines that feed it. But they discover a far worse danger lurks below. When it emerges, it threatens to shatter Jack’s unshakable faith in science. And destroy us all… Praise for Hell Holes “I couldn’t put this book down! I started it just after breakfast and finished it around eleven that same night! I loved the way Mr. Firesmith combined science and a bit of paranormal to tell his story. James Rollins watch out!” Lori Beasley Bradley, author of The Legend of the Swamp Witch and The Ruby Queen: Book 1 of The Soiled Dove Sagas “I really really loved it. It flowed so well, I was never bored. Overall a fast and exciting read that I would recommend to all fantasy and sci-fi readers.” Aoife Marie Sheridan, author of The Eden Forest and Hunters “Amazing story! I was on the edge of my seat the whole way through. I couldn’t put it down.” Renee Scattergood, author of Shadow Stalker, The Dream Crypt, and Demon Hunt “This book was a fantastic read. I like any story that I can envision being a movie or TV show. Aileen O’Shannon is an interesting character, who has a very intriguing past that I hope to learn more about in the next installment. I recommend this book to anyone.” Michelle E. Lowe, author of Legacy, Legacy: The Reunion, and The Warning “What a great read!!!” G. M. Sherwin, author of Immortalis and The Lazarus Gene “Your book is excellent. As for the ending, … it leaves the reader wanting/needing more. I’d absolutely love to read more…” Patty Beaty, coauthor of Sunshine in the South “I enjoyed my time in Firesmith’s world. I did not want to leave. I really got a kick out of it, and would happily come back for more. Recommended.” MJ Kobernus, author of The Guardian: Blood in the Sand and The Guardian: Blood in the Snow “This book rocks.” Barton Paul Levenson, author of The Celebate Succubus and Dark Gods of Alter Telluria “A quick, enjoyable read. Full of action and fraught with danger” Dave Robertson, author of Strange Hunting, Strange Hunting II, and The Ultimate Guide to Zombies “The book is an easy and quick read and an action-filled one that you’ll imagine as a TV series or a movie with no difficulty.” Olga Núñez Miret, author of Escaping Psychiatry “That was amazing! I greatly enjoyed reading this book and cannot wait to find out what happens next.” Samantha C. Fischer, author of Love and Self Discovery

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Hell on an Angel – Dillon Carmichael

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Hell on an Angel

Dillon Carmichael

Genre: Country

Price: $ 8.99

Release Date: October 26, 2018

© ℗ 2018 Riser House Records

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Drag Me to Hell – Sam Raimi

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Drag Me to Hell

Sam Raimi

Genre: Horror

Price: $ 9.99

Rental Price: $ 3.99

Release Date: May 29, 2009


Christine Brown (Alison Lohman) is on her way to having it all: a devoted boyfriend (Justin Long), a hard-earned job promotion, and a bright future. But when she’s forced to make a tough decision that evicts an elderly woman from her house, Christine becomes the victim of an evil curse. Now she has only three days to dissuade a dark spirit from stealing her soul before she is dragged to hell for an eternity of unthinkable torment. Director Sam Raimi (Spider-Man and The Evil Dead Trilogy) returns to the horror genre with a vengeance in the film that critics rave is “the most crazy, fun and terrifying horror movie in years!” (Owen Gleiberman, Entertainment Weekly).

© © 2009 Universal Studios. All Rights Reserved.

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Hell On Heels – Pistol Annies

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Hell On Heels

Pistol Annies

Genre: Country

Price: $ 10.99

Release Date: August 23, 2011

© ℗ 2011 Sony Music Entertainment

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DeSean Jackson Says He’ll Keep Dressing Fitzpatrick Like Conor McGregor!

[[tmz:video id=”0_mkmmdt1n”]] DeSean Jackson says Ryan Fitzpatrick looked SO GOOD in his borrowed clothes after Sunday’s game … he’s gonna make it his mission to keep him fresh all season long!!  TMZ Sports spoke with the Bucs star WR…

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Slash Says He’ll Help Perla If She Agrees to Divorce Deal, She Says It Ain’t So Easy

4:41 PM PT — Perla’s attorney, Marty Singer, tells us unlike what Slash may think, ending the marriage won’t be that easy. Singer says, “Slash is well aware of the significant claims that have been made by Perla as to why the divorce documents cannot be…

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Kobe Bryant Says He’ll Never Play Pro Basketball Again

Straight from the Mamba’s mouth … Kobe Bryant says he’s NEVER returning to pro basketball. The NBA legend set the record straight in an interview with Rich Eisen … saying “I will never come back to the game. Ever. I am here to show people that we…

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Telenovelas Are Hell: Maria La Del Barrio

Telenovelas Are Hell: Maria La Del Barrio

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Lance Bass’ Realtor Says ‘The Brady Bunch’ Home Sale Stunk to High Hell

Lance Bass has someone who is squarely siding with him in the mess over the sale of the ‘Brady Bunch’ house … that someone is his real estate broker, who says his client was shamelessly defrauded.  Lance’s real estate broker tells TMZ, there was…

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Episode 86: Portal to Hell in my Twitter Feed and Roseanne

Topics:

  • Quick, sincere apologies aren’t good enough?
  • Stop asking for apologies, if you won’t accept them
  • The portal demons…demon after demon
  • Credit for economy, Trump, Obama or George Washington?
  • People mocking lack of North Korea progress
  • Trump increased our debt, but who benefited?
  • Should a “fair” tax system be based on dollar amount or percentage?
  • Kim Kardashian’s White House visit
  • Obama’s unexplained change in policy for dispensaries
  • Did Jeff Sessions change guidelines for minor drug offenses?
  • Prison reform
  • Crowdsourcing trust fund for the wall
  • Crowdsourcing trust fund for Planned Parenthood

 

I fund my Periscopes and podcasts via audience micro-donations on Patreon. I prefer this method over accepting advertisements or working for a “boss” somewhere because it keeps my voice independent. No one owns me, and that is rare. I’m trying in my own way to make the world a better place, and your contributions help me stay inspired to do that.

See all of my Periscope videos here.

For persuasion-related content in book form, see my bestselling book, Win Bigly.

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Hell Or High Water (Original Motion Picture Soundtrack) – Nick Cave & Warren Ellis


Hell Or High Water (Original Motion Picture Soundtrack)
Nick Cave & Warren Ellis

Release Date:
August 12, 2016
Total Songs:
15

Genre:
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Price:
$ 9.99

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Hell Divers: The Hell Divers Series, Book 1 (Unabridged) – Nicholas Sansbury Smith

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Hell Divers: The Hell Divers Series, Book 1 (Unabridged)

Nicholas Sansbury Smith

Genre: Sci Fi & Fantasy

Price: $ 14.95

Publish Date: July 19, 2016

© ℗ © 2016 Blackstone Audio, Inc.

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Hell Divers III: Deliverance: The Hell Divers series, Book 3 (Unabridged) – Nicholas Sansbury Smith

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Hell Divers III: Deliverance: The Hell Divers series, Book 3 (Unabridged)

Nicholas Sansbury Smith

Genre: Sci Fi & Fantasy

Price: $ 14.95

Publish Date: May 15, 2018

© ℗ © 2018 Blackstone Audio, Inc.

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Senator Jeff Flake Hints He’ll Run for President in 2020

[[tmz:video id=”0_zli9bbf4″]] Senator Jeff Flake will not answer the question — will he challenge Donald Trump in the 2020 primaries — but he makes it pretty clear he’s noodling the idea. We got the Arizona Republican Monday at Reagan National Airport…

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Kerr on being fastest in American sports to 250 wins: “I inherited a hell of a team”

Golden State’s victory over the visiting San Antonio Spurs gave Warriors head coach Steve Kerr 250 wins, but he’s deferring to the collection of greatness around him.
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Mark Wahlberg says he’ll donate $1.5 million in Michelle Williams’ name

Mark Wahlberg is donating $ 1.5 million to the Time’s Up Legal Defense Fund in costar Michelle Williams’ name.


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Paperbacks from Hell: The Twisted History of ’70s and ’80s Horror Fiction (Unabridged) – Grady Hendrix & Will Errickson – contributor

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Paperbacks from Hell: The Twisted History of ’70s and ’80s Horror Fiction (Unabridged)

Grady Hendrix & Will Errickson – contributor

Genre: Comedy

Price: $ 11.95

Publish Date: January 9, 2018

© ℗ © 2018 Blackstone Audio, Inc.

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Hell Divers: The Hell Divers Trilogy, Book 1 (Unabridged) – Nicholas Sansbury Smith

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Hell Divers: The Hell Divers Trilogy, Book 1 (Unabridged)

Nicholas Sansbury Smith

Genre: Sci Fi & Fantasy

Price: $ 4.95

Publish Date: July 19, 2016

© ℗ © 2016 Blackstone Audio, Inc.

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Justin Bieber Smiles, Blushes When Asked If He’ll Propose to Selena Gomez

[[tmz:video id=”0_4vmtqklt”]] Justin Bieber didn’t give a verbal answer when asked if he and Selena Gomez are gonna get hitched … but his facial expressions … well, arguably telling. Paps got Justin Monday at Il Pastaio in Bev Hills, where he…

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Summer of ’69: When Charles Manson Scared the Hell Out of Hollywood

Charles Manson, True Crime WeekOn Aug. 8, 1969, Sharon Tate was a beautiful, B-movie actress best known for The Fearless Vampire Killers, Valley of the Dolls and a handful of episodes of The Beverly Hillbillies.
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The Marriage of Heaven and Hell – William Blake

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The Marriage of Heaven and Hell

William Blake

Genre: Art & Architecture

Publish Date: September 3, 2014

Publisher: Public Domain

Seller: Public Domain


This book is a series of texts written in imitation of biblical prophecy but expressing Blake's own intensely personal Romantic and revolutionary beliefs. It was published as printed sheets from etched plates containing prose, poetry and illustrations. It is written in prose, except for the opening Argument and the Song of Liberty. The book describes the poet's visit to Hell. It also tells that good and evil are different kinds of energies, and both are needed to keep the world going.

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The Vision of Hell – Dante Alighieri

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The Vision of Hell

The Inferno

Dante Alighieri

Genre: Graphic Novels

Publish Date: August 7, 2004

Publisher: The Project Gutenberg

Seller: Scott Reid


The Divine Comedy (Italian: Divina Commedia) is an epic poem written by Dante Alighieri between c. 1308 and his death in 1321. It is widely considered the preeminent work of Italian literature, and is seen as one of the greatest works of world literature. The poem's imaginative and allegorical vision of the afterlife is a culmination of the medieval world-view as it had developed in the Western Church. It helped establish the Tuscan dialect, in which it is written, as the standardized Italian language. It is divided into three parts: Inferno, Purgatorio, and Paradiso. On the surface, the poem describes Dante's travels through Hell, Purgatory, and Heaven; but at a deeper level, it represents allegorically the soul's journey towards God. At this deeper level, Dante draws on medieval Christian theology and philosophy, especially Thomistic philosophy and the Summa Theologica of Thomas Aquinas. Consequently, the Divine Comedy has been called "the Summa in verse". The work was originally simply titled Comedìa and was later christened Divina by Giovanni Boccaccio. The first printed edition to add the word divine to the title was that of the Venetian humanist Lodovico Dolce, published in 1555 by Gabriele Giolito de' Ferrari.

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Mistah F.A.B “Dear Mr. President,” Young Dro “Hell Is You Doing” & More | Daily Visuals 10.16.17

If Donald Trump has done any good with his chaotic presidency it’s that he’s unwittingly united people from all walks of life to counter his assault on freedom.

Oakland’s Mistah F.A.B is peeping game and in his visuals to “Dear Mr. President” the Bay Area representative and his constituents all rock the butters “Everybody Vs. Donald Trump” shirt while Fab speaks up for the community.

Keeping with the well earned Trump slander, Young Dro pictures what the downfall of Donald Trump would look like after impeachment in his clip to “Hell Is You Doing.” Needless to say hilarity ensues.

Check out the rest of today’s drops and some joints you might’ve missed over the weekend including work from Andra Day featuring Common, Kris Wu featuring Travis Scott, and more.

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Catching Hell In the City of Angels – Andy Baybutt

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Catching Hell In the City of Angels

Andy Baybutt

Genre: Documentary

Price: $ 6.99

Rental Price: $ 0.99

Release Date: February 28, 2017


Catching Hell In The City Of Angels is a documentary about life in South Central Los Angeles. Focusing on both gang members and the Police the film creates an unflinching portrait of one of the world’s most notorious neighbourhoods.

© © 2013 Westmount Films Ltd

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David Gilmour Plays ‘Run Like Hell,’ Live At Pompeii

David Gilmour, performing live at Pompeii

The Pink Floyd guitarist performed the song, from the 1979 album The Wall, in a stunning concert at the ancient amphitheater in Pompeii, Italy.

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Bat Out of Hell – Meat Loaf

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Bat Out of Hell

Meat Loaf

Genre: Rock

Price: $ 6.99

Release Date: October 21, 1977

© ℗ 1977, 2012 Sony Music Entertainment

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Dominique Wilkins Once Beat the Hell Outta NCAA Bribery Suspect

One of the men arrested in the FBI’s NCAA hoops sting has been hit with charges before — after getting hit by Dominique Wilkins … and TMZ Sports has the face-busting footage.  Turns out, Rashan Michel — a high-end suit maker — has been on TMZ…

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Jim Jeffries: Hell Bound: Live at The Comedy Store London (Unabridged) – Jim Jeffries

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Jim Jeffries: Hell Bound: Live at The Comedy Store London (Unabridged)

Jim Jeffries

Genre: Comedy

Price: $ 5.95

Publish Date: November 1, 2008

© ℗ © 2008 The Comedy Store Ltd

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All We Know of Heaven, All We Need of Hell – PVRIS

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All We Know of Heaven, All We Need of Hell

PVRIS

Genre: Alternative

Price: $ 9.99

Release Date: August 25, 2017

© ℗ 2017 Rise Records, Inc.

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Fans Spotted Something Creepy As Hell In A Scene From ‘Game Of Thrones’

Is winter coming? Because we just got the chills.
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Heaven and Hell – Kenneth Zeigler

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Heaven and Hell

A Journey of Chris and Serena Davis

Kenneth Zeigler

Genre: Religious

Publish Date: October 1, 2007

Publisher: Destiny Image

Seller: Destiny Image Publishers


Chris and Serena Davis held hands as they walked toward the portal, leaving the twisted wreck of their car-and their bodies-behind. Then they parted. Chris walks into the presence of God and an endless existence of love and contentment. Serena is tossed into the depths of Hell where she faces an eternal life of pain and hopelessness. Through God's mercy, those who dwell in Heaven have no recollection of loved ones in Hell- except Chris. He could not, would not, let her go, even though he realized that his loving wife had been given an eternal life sentence in Hell. Serena remembers Chris as well. In fact, it is part of Hell to remember and long for loved ones. What Serena sees and experiences in Hell makes her yearn for the love of her husband-and for the God she didn't accept. But there is hope-a faint hope that Chris and Serena can be together again. Serena's fate is in Chris's hands. Can he bridge the chasm that separates their realms before she is lost forever to satan and the sea of fire? Can true love change the eternal plan of God? Can a man step into the depths of hell and save his beloved?

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Hell or High Water – David Mackenzie

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Hell or High Water

David Mackenzie

Genre: Action & Adventure

Price: $ 7.99

Release Date: August 12, 2016


Oscar® winner* Jeff Bridges, Chris Pine, and Ben Foster lead this acclaimed action-drama from the writer of SICARIO. When a desperate father (Pine) learns the bank is going to take his family's land, he and his ex-con brother (Foster) are left with no choice. They decide to rob the bank's branches, putting themselves in the crosshairs of an aging Texas Ranger (Bridges) in a riveting story of crime, punishment, and brotherly love. *2009, Actor in a Leading Role, Crazy Heart. Oscar® is the registered trademark and service mark of the Academy of Motion Picture Arts and Sciences.

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Jim Jeffries: Hell Bound: Live at The Comedy Store London (Unabridged) – Jim Jeffries

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Jim Jeffries: Hell Bound: Live at The Comedy Store London (Unabridged)

Jim Jeffries

Genre: Comedy

Price: $ 5.95

Publish Date: November 1, 2008

© ℗ © 2008 The Comedy Store Ltd

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Hell and Back Again – Danfung Dennis

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Hell and Back Again

Danfung Dennis

Genre: Documentary

Price: $ 7.99

Rental Price: $ 0.99

Release Date: October 5, 2011


From his embed with US Marines Echo Company in Afghanistan, photojournalist and filmmaker Danfung Dennis reveals the devastating impact a Taliban machine-gun bullet has on the life of 25-year-old Sergeant Nathan Harris. The film seamlessly transitions from stunning war reportage to an intimate, visceral portrait of one man's personal struggle at home in North Carolina, where Harris confronts the physical and emotional difficulties of re-adjusting to civilian life with the love and support of his wife, Ashley. Masterfully contrasting the intensity of the frontline with the unsettling normalcy of home, HELL AND BACK AGAIN lays bare the true cost of war.

© © 2011 Roast Beef Productions, LLC

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Sharknado 3: Oh Hell No! (Extended Sharktacular Edition) – Anthony C. Ferrante

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Sharknado 3: Oh Hell No! (Extended Sharktacular Edition)

Anthony C. Ferrante

Genre: Action & Adventure

Price: $ 12.99

Rental Price: $ 3.99

Release Date: July 22, 2015


As chainsaw-wielding Fin arrives in Washington D.C. for a ceremony in his honor, a mass of sharknadoes appears, forcing Fin to spring into action once more. When Fin learns the sharknadoes are not just threatening the Capitol, but the entire Eastern Seaboard, he races down the coast to save his daughter, in Florida for spring break. But as the storms grow even bigger, Fin must stop the colossal, unrelenting sharknadoes before the entire Eastern Seaboard is swept up and chomped into oblivion.

© © 2015 The Global Asylum, Inc.

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Absolute Hope Absolute Hell – Fit for An Autopsy

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Absolute Hope Absolute Hell

Fit for An Autopsy

Genre: Metal

Price: $ 9.99

Release Date: October 2, 2015

© ℗ 2015 Entertainment One U.S., LP

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It’s Dark and Hell Is Hot – DMX

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It’s Dark and Hell Is Hot

DMX

Genre: Hip-Hop/Rap

Price: $ 6.99

Release Date: May 11, 1998

© ℗ 1998 Rush Associated Labels Inc.

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Lady Antebellum’s Dave Haywood Talks About How He’ll Spend His ‘Break’

Dave Haywood of Lady Antebellum says that the band is taking a few months off, which he plans to spend writing new material. “We love writing on the road, but I think we miss writing some when we’re back at home,” Haywood told Taste of Country Nights radio. Charles Kelley recently told Rolling Stone that “As a band, we’ve talked about wanting to get off the hamster.”
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Dustin Lynch’s ‘Hell Of A Night’ Becomes His Second Consecutive Number One Hit

Dustin Lynch has landed his second consecutive hit with “Hell of a Night.” The cut, culled from Dustin’s sophomore album Where It’s At, follows his previous number one hit and title track. “Wow! Thank you to all my friends at country radio. You have changed my life, my band’s lives and our families’ lives,” Lynch says. “Can’t wait to celebrate two in a row with you . . .”
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Ballet Is Hell: 5 Nightmare Realities You’d Never Guess

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Jared Fogle — He’ll Do Prison Time

Jared Fogle — who will cop a plea today in his child porn case — will get prison time as part of the deal … sources tell TMZ.  As we previously reported, Jared’s home was raided in connection with a child pornography investigation and several of…

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Janelle Monáe Releases Visceral Protest Song, ‘Hell You Talmbout’

The psychedelic R&B singer confronts police brutality with a blistering, percussive tirade. She’s joined by every artist in her Wondaland Records collective.

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Dustin Lynch Announces Hell Of A Night Headlining Tour

Dustin Lynch has announced his 2015 Hell of a Night tour, beginning at Richmond, Virginia’s National Theater on November 14. Chris Lane serves as the opener on the trek, which Lynch says he’s been anticipating for a long time. “Touring with Luke Bryan and Keith Urban, I’ve learned from the best, and now to headline my first tour is a dream come true,” Lynch says.
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Hell On Heels – Pistol Annies

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Hell On Heels

Pistol Annies

Genre: Country

Price: $ 10.99

Release Date: August 23, 2011

© ℗ 2011 Sony Music Entertainment

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From Hell – Albert Hughes & Allen Hughes

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From Hell

Albert Hughes & Allen Hughes

Genre: Thriller

Price: $ 14.99

Rental Price: $ 2.99

Release Date: October 22, 2002


Based on a popular graphic novel, From Hell puts an intense psychological spin on the horrific legend of Jack the Ripper and unravels a chilling alleged conspiracy involving the highest powers in England. Jack the Ripper committed five heinous, ritualistic murders during a ten-week span in London in the fall of 1888, creating a frenzied atmosphere of gossip, rumor and terror. Jack the Ripper was never caught; he remains the most notorious and enigmatic serial killer in history.

© © 2001 Twentieth Century Fox Film Corporation.

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The Marriage of Heaven and Hell – William Blake

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The Marriage of Heaven and Hell

William Blake

Genre: Art & Architecture

Publish Date: September 3, 2014

Publisher: Public Domain

Seller: Public Domain


This book is a series of texts written in imitation of biblical prophecy but expressing Blake's own intensely personal Romantic and revolutionary beliefs. It was published as printed sheets from etched plates containing prose, poetry and illustrations. It is written in prose, except for the opening Argument and the Song of Liberty. The book describes the poet's visit to Hell. It also tells that good and evil are different kinds of energies, and both are needed to keep the world going.

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Hell on Wheels – Julie Ann Walker

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Hell on Wheels

Julie Ann Walker

Genre: Suspense

Publish Date: August 1, 2012

Publisher: Sourcebooks, Inc

Seller: Sourcebooks, Inc.


Black Knights Inc.—Behind the facade of their tricked–out motorcycle shop is an elite special ops team assigned the jobs too hot for anyone else to handle. Hold On Tight… Ex–Marine Nate "Ghost" Weller is an expert at keeping his cool—and his distance—which makes him one hell of a sniper. It's also how he keeps his feelings for Ali Morgan in check. Sweet, sexy Ali has always revved his engine, but she's his best friend's baby sister…and totally off limits. Rough Road Ahead Ali's never seen anything sexier than Nate Weller straddling his custom Harley—or the flash of danger in his eyes when she tells him she's in trouble. First something happened to her brother, and now she's become the target of a nasty international organization. With Nate, her life is in the most capable hands possible—but her heart is another story altogether.

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How Leonardo DiCaprio’s ‘The Revenant’ Shoot Became “A Living Hell”


Crew defections, brutal cold, a global search for snow and even a naked actor dragged on the ground — ‘Birdman’ director Alejandro G. Inarritu responds to critics of his ambitious methods: “When you see the film, you will see the scale of it. And you will say, ‘Wow.'”

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Love & Hip Hop Hell: Nikki Mudarris Causes $30K Worth Of Damage At Mally Mall’s Crib [VIDEO]

When the inaugural season of Love & Hip Hop: Hollywood ended, both Mally Mall and Nikki Mudarris appeared they were singing “IDFWU” to each other. Obviously their relationship has a resume button because Nikki Mudariss was recently hauled off by police officers and she destroyed all the good china.

Via TMZ:

‘Love And Hip Hop’ stars Nikki Mudarris and Mally Mall’s breakup just went NUCLEAR — he says she went berserk, smashing $ 30k worth of fine china … until the neighbors called the cops, and we got the video.

We’re told Nikki showed up at Mally’s home in Bev Hills Monday night and refused to leave — and took out her rage on the fancy plates … which she claims she bought.

Law enforcement sources tell TMZ … cops showed up just before 11 PM for a report that Nikki was vandalizing the property. We’re told she cooled down at the sight of badges, but Mally caught her making a quick exit in this video.

Mall didn’t want to press charges on his ex … so cops just escorted her off the property.

Sources close to Nikki say she freaked out because Mally broke her custom made iPhone 6 in a jealous rage days earlier. Since she paid for the china … this seems like the worst revenge ever.

Mally seemed to recover just fine — we got him later that night leaving Ace of Diamonds strip club, where he’d just dropped $ 20k!

The struggle can be viewed in the video below.


Photo: Instagram / Nikki Mudarris

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Drag Me to Hell (Unrated) – Sam Raimi

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Drag Me to Hell (Unrated)

Sam Raimi

Genre: Horror

Price: $ 14.99

Rental Price: $ 2.99

Release Date: May 29, 2009


Enter a new level of Hell in this chilling Unrated version with footage too extreme for theaters… Christine Brown (Alison Lohman) is on her way to having it all: a devoted boyfriend (Justin Long), a hard-earned job promotion, and a bright future. But when she’s forced to make a tough decision that evicts an elderly woman from her house, Christine becomes the victim of an evil curse. Now she has only three days to dissuade a dark spirit from stealing her soul before she is dragged to hell for an eternity of unthinkable torment. Director Sam Raimi (Spider-Man and The Evil Dead trilogy) returns to the horror genre with a vengeance in this crazy and terrifying film.

© © 2009 Universal Studios. All Rights Reserved.

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The Wrong Side of Heaven and the Righteous Side of Hell, Vol. 2 – Five Finger Death Punch

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The Wrong Side of Heaven and the Righteous Side of Hell, Vol. 2

Five Finger Death Punch

Genre: Rock

Price: $ 10.99

Release Date: November 19, 2013

© ℗ 2013 Prospect Park

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Hell Can Wait – Vince Staples

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Hell Can Wait

Vince Staples

Genre: Hip-Hop/Rap

Price: $ 6.99

Release Date: October 7, 2014

© ℗ 2014 Def Jam Recordings (ARTium Records), a division of UMG Recordings, Inc.

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Hell Freezes Over (Live) – Eagles

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Hell Freezes Over (Live)

Eagles

Genre: Rock

Price: $ 7.99

Release Date: November 8, 1994

© ℗ 1994 UMG Recordings, Inc.

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Aiden: From Hell… With Love – Aiden

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Aiden: From Hell… With Love

Aiden

Genre: Concert Films

Price: $ 4.99

Rental Price: $ 2.99

Release Date: March 16, 2010


Aiden performs at Bottom Lounge in Chicago, IL.

© © 2010 Victory Records

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The Wrong Side of Heaven and the Righteous Side of Hell, Vol. 1 – Five Finger Death Punch

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The Wrong Side of Heaven and the Righteous Side of Hell, Vol. 1

Five Finger Death Punch

Genre: Rock

Price: $ 10.99

Release Date: July 30, 2013

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A Job From Hell – Jayde Scott

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A Job From Hell

Jayde Scott

Genre: Paranormal

Publish Date: January 13, 2012

Publisher: Aurora Press

Seller: Scott Publishing


Enter a world of forbidden love, rituals, dark magic and ancient enemies…  Amber enters the paranormal world by chance when her brother sets her up with a summer job in Scotland. When she unknowingly participates in a paranormal race and wins the first prize, she doesn't know that her new gift of talking with the dead will have half the paranormal world hunting her down. And then there's also her new boss, Aidan McAllister. The attraction to him is instant, sizzling. But Aidan keeps some deadly secrets. He's a vampire with a dangerous past, and a strong craving for both Amber's blood and her new ability. As the dark forces slowly conspire against Amber, her naivety and love for Aidan catapults her into a calamitous series of otherworldly events. With every immortal creature wanting the Prize, who can she trust with her life? A JOB FROM HELL is the first book in the paranormal romance series, Ancient Legends. Ancient Legends books: A Job From Hell Beelzebub Girl Voodoo Kiss Dead And Beyond Forever And Beyond Shadow Blood

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The Vampire from Hell: (Part 1) – The Beginning – Ally Thomas

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The Vampire from Hell: (Part 1) – The Beginning

Ally Thomas

Genre: Paranormal

Publish Date: January 9, 2011

Publisher: Ally Thomas

Seller: Smashwords


Rayea isn't daddy's little girl, even if he is the most powerful fallen angel around. He wants her to take an active role in the family business. But she's not interested in his schemes for world domination. Instead she wants to spend her time shopping on the Internet, rescuing humans from a horrific eternity, and practicing martial arts with her seven foot hellhound. Then one day everything changes.

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A Vampire Among Angels – The Vampire from Hell (Part 2) – Ally Thomas

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A Vampire Among Angels – The Vampire from Hell (Part 2)

Ally Thomas

Genre: Paranormal

Publish Date: September 29, 2011

Publisher: Ally Thomas

Seller: Smashwords


Rayea isn't daddy's little girl, even if he is the most powerful fallen angel around. He wants her to take an active role in the family business. But she's not interested in his schemes for world domination. In the second part of her story, Rayea visits the House of G where she hopes for a new beginning among Blick's angelic friends, only to discover a vampire from Hell may not be welcome. In May 2013, the author included "The Beginning – Part 1" of the Vampire from Hell series with Part 2 in this installment.

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Playing for Keeps: A Neighbor from Hell Novel – R.L. Mathewson

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Playing for Keeps: A Neighbor from Hell Novel

Neighbor from Hell, no. 1

R.L. Mathewson

Genre: Contemporary

Publish Date: April 29, 2011

Publisher: R.L. Mathewson

Seller: Smashwords


Done with being the world's biggest pushover, Haley decides that things are going to change starting with the aggravating neighbor who has too much charm and not enough restraint. What she didn't expect was to sucked into his world, but Haley has a game plan and she won't let herself forget just what the bad boy next door is capable of. The last thing Jason expected was for his little shy neighbor to go Rambo on him over some ruined flowers. After he decides to take her under his wing he can't help but that notice that she fits very nicely in his life. Now the only left is to convince her that this is anything but a game.

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Touch Down 2 Cause Hell – Boosie Badazz

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Touch Down 2 Cause Hell

Boosie Badazz

Genre: Hip-Hop/Rap

Price: $ 9.99

Release Date: May 26, 2015

© ℗ 2015 Atlantic Recording Corporation and Trill Entertainment, LLC. Manufactured and distributed by Atlantic Recording Corporation for the United States and WEA International Inc. for the world outside of the United States. A Warner Music Group Company

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‘My Cat From Hell’ Star Jackson Galaxy Sued — Are You Kitten Me?! You Can’t Just Scratch Our Deal

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Why Meditation Is My Personal Hell

So recently, my pal Aaron sent out an email to our group of friends. I refer to this particular group as the puppy pile, as we’re rather like a lovingly misshapen and benign gang; we move, as it were, en masse.

Which is great for me — and specifically for my brain — since I actually kind of hate being alone. It’s all well and good if I wake up on a particular day and think to myself, Mmmm a jar of Nutella and my new sci-fi book is what I am about tonight! I take a long bath and pick at my face in the mirror. I reorganize weird cosmetics bags or sweep my floor of its carnivorous dust bunnies. I edit photographs and listen to the same 25 Ani DiFranco and Regina Spektor songs I’ve listened to since I was 15. If I want to be alone, I get weird with myself and generally keep busy.

It’s when I’m not planning on being alone that things start to get ugly. It is a combination of FOMO (a neurosis that Mindy Kaling lives as a brand) and the sad reality that I am simply badly wired. I’ll be making some coffee in the morning when my roommates have left for their respective jobs, and suddenly my brain starts firing off things like this:

Ouch! This water is hot, I nearly burned my damn hand. Man, burn victims. How awful, all that pain, all that scarring. What would it be like to become instantly and irrevocably mutilated? What is it like to see your best friend’s face burst into your hospital room, her face ashen. She instantly starts crying and saying she’s sorry. And you’re thinking, well, nobody’s more sorry than me. Will anybody even kiss me again?

And how crazy is it that someone right now — instead of curling up to read the news with coffee on an ugly (if exceedingly comfortable) sofa — is being beaten, raped, humiliated, heart-broken; shot with intravenous drugs; orgasming in throaty screams; divorcing their parents; adopting a son; floating in the Dead Sea; defying their ancestors; christened, slaughtered, worshipped, and denigrated.

The simultaneity of it all is truly staggering. I remember taking the Meyers Briggs’ personality test in high school with a best friend. It has a question along the lines of, “Do you stay up late at night and wonder what on earth you’re doing here? What the hell is it all about, Alfie?” My pal shook her head and said blithely, Nope! I was stunned. I truly thought everybody just bored their eyes into the ceiling and wondered about exactly that.

But 15 years later, I wish “nope” could be my answer. I tell myself: Quit asking questions that turn your threadbare tires in that 15-foot mud. Quit wondering about things that, by definition, you will never, ever, not in a million freakin’ years, know the answer to. Which leaves one in a perpetual state of anxiety and confusion. Which is a nasty place to be.

But do I listen? Nah. I’m not such great company.

So anyway, I get this email from my pal Aaron — who is a dedicated meditator and, in truth, just about the most gentle, calm-exuding human I’ve ever encountered. He invites all of us to go to Spirit Rock Meditation Center for a day-long “Beginner’s Guide to Mindfulness.” I eye the email. I scroll up and down. I nibble my nails a bit.

I begin to seriously consider going.

I happened to recently discover Dialectical Behavioral Therapy (which was actually developed for suicidal patients, as it helps you deal with how your thoughts violently trigger your emotions and vice versa), and it has a huge emphasis on being in the moment; it’s a decidedly Eastern-leaning paradigm.

My once ever-angry brother has gotten into meditating. My boyfriend — my fellow depressive extrovert — meditates. People just, like, can’t get enough of this cross-legged healing rite.

I’ve done yoga for years but use it as a means to stretch my body into satisfying shapes and sweat. I do not heal. I worry that my stomach is bulging out weird, that I am going to accidentally toot, that I’m pulling a hammy as we speak, and what am I going to eat after this? Even during Shavasana — sprawled and exhausted — my mind races.

In addition to Aaron, my roommate Hannah decides to go to the retreat, and I start to think, Maybe this will be good for you. It will be painful, you know that, to have to just sit and be in your brain for half-hour stretches, but you’re gonna do this thing. You’re going to have a revelation. Maybe somebody, someday, will describe you as calm-inducing! Be still my rat-racing heart.

We all meet up early Saturday morning. We laugh and chat on the drive up. We stare out the window and absent-mindedly sing to music. So far, this is my kind of Saturday!

We arrive and suddenly, I can feel anxiety roiling in my guts. Everyone is headed into this low-ceilinged wooden building; they’re taking off their shoes and smiling beatifically; they’re gathering pillows and mats and quaffing tea by the artisanal gulp-full. Me? I’m sweating. I’m stretching. I’m trying to talk and move as much as I humanly can while they give their introductory speech. I am sweeping my eyes across the crowded room — most people are swaddled in loose clothes and settling into metal chairs — and praying myself into a damn corn field.

I hear the leader — who is pleasantly droning about mindfulness — talk about being aware of everything that is transpiring right now; what your immediate experience is. We are to banish the future and relinquish the past. There is only now. The rug-fringe on your toes; the squeaking sounds of chairs; the air moving ever-so-slowly across your face. But most of all? Your breath.

In and out. In… two… three… out… two… three. Immediately my back starts to ache. I start to wiggle. I start thinking about those little weird bones in my back collapsing together. I feel an insatiable urge to start rolling my neck, twisting my spine back and forth.

I don’t. I decide to lie down instead. Immediately, I am sleepy. Am I going to pay $ 50 to sleep on this damn floor all day?! I open my eyes and look around. Everyone is a towering paragon of smooth-faced inner-staring. Hannah is wrapped in a beautiful red scarf; she is a tiny crimson mountain.

Thank God Aaron lies down next to me and seems to fall asleep. I feel less guilty, but no less sleepy. At least we’re both paying to sleep in public on a carpeted floor. Let it go. There’s like a hundred more rounds of this. Just fall asleep.

I do.

We wake up, and I feel abashed and groggy as we head outside for a moving meditation. They recommend a kind of pacing — a slow walk that traverses the same path. Pay attention to everything. The blades of grass. The tickle on your nose. The feeling of lifting your feet through space.

I start to panic. Everyone is walking everywhere outside, willy nilly. It’s like a Bangladesh intersection in slow motion. Everyone is wearing their gentle-face. I am wincing. I am trying to make eye contact with Hannah or Aaron; have they been body-snatched too?!

Finally I decide I should be alone. I wander to an adjacent construction site and pick a spot to stroll. I close my eyes and start walking in slow motion back and forth. Back and forth. I have fleeting moments of creeping euphoria. The sun, the sound of gravel. The dull hum of the machines. My chest rising and falling. I can feel the stones beneath my sneakers and I can smell dirt.

I’m a freakin’ Buddha.

We all head back inside for more sit-down meditation, during which I mostly compulsively think about my friend’s Pi party that night and resist the urge to bite my fingernails or poke Aaron next to me or write dirty limericks in my brain.

I am beginning to freak out.

Then we do an eating meditation. We’re all given raisins. We consider this wrinkled little fruit. We fondle it, we smell it. We roll it about in our palm. We think about every damn person and machine and bug that helped bring this tiny little treat into our palm. We bite it slowly. We savor the snap of its skin. I enjoy it thoroughly.

Then it’s time for lunch. THANK GOD! I practically want to rip my clothes off and rub my bare rump all over the Buddha statues (for sale) outside. I am positively giddy. And starving. And oh-so-keen for some human contact.

We all wander up a lovely knoll and share our snacks. I try to eat a carrot in slow motion; I try to smell the earth; I try to be deeply thankful to not be disfigured, lost, or forlorn. To be sitting on a hill in California eating organic chocolate and laughing with friends. But mostly I just feel guilty for being such a spoiled neurotic shithead that a day of contemplation is a kind of torture.

I feel my anxiety build as we head back into the room for our final meditation. I feel raw. I feel like I am sparring myself and losing. I lie down again. I feel my brain start to reel. I feel tears coming. I turn and see a woman who looks like my ex-boyfriend’s mother. I start to cry. Is everything I’ve done a mistake?! Will the past dig its claws into my soft bits till the day I die? I picture my mother’s face, rotting. I picture my brother and I — black-clad and staring at a freshly dug grave. I want him to take my hand. I want to bury my face in his shoulder and scream, but I can’t. Will I ever find a partner? Am I even a good person? What will it be like to be 84 with most of my friends dead? Are we all in purgatory?

I am literally just soaking the damn rug in hot frantic panicked tears when we finally are asked to come back into our bodies and do some debriefing. I gather myself into a sitting position and arrange my face in what I hope is a stoic shape denoting knowledge. People ask a few questions. And then a woman begins to share her revelation. That she was able to simply watch her thoughts go by, but not participate in them. It became a kind of humorous farce — oh, my my! Look at what my brain is up to! She was elated, she was articulate. She was changed.

Well la la la I am just so goddamn pleased for you. You’ve just touched the void and conquered the demons. Meanwhile, I’ve cast some sort of sinister spell which has conjured things the likes of which are tantamount to masochistic snuff films.

I’ve had a revelation too: I’m never going back there again.
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The Chicago indie-rock act is breaking up this Saturday after a seven-year run. Hear Geronimo!’s final — and possibly best — song.

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Freya French is wrestling for ultimate Surrender for the first time today. She has some wrestling experience and is confident she can take on last year’s Rookie Cup Champion, Daisy Ducati. Daisy has been extremely impressive in her last few matches. She’s proven to have lethal legs.
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Toys ‘R’ Us: The Seventh Circle of Hell

If you have some free time and want to feel like doing a swan dive off a skyscraper later — go to Toys ‘R’ Us.

I prance into the gargantuan store alongside a young woman carrying an adorably plump little towhead positively bursting with excitement. “Hooray!” he says to me. “Hooray!” I respond and we both smile, blissfully unaware that this doorway marks the threshold to a maze of Hellfire.

I’m immediately accosted by noise. Several talking toys are going off unprompted. Speakers blare children’s music that sounds like Mickey Mouse Club on meth. Somewhere a child screams bloody murder. Between the sounds and sights — every inch of my peripheral vision is occupied by blindingly bright plastic — I kinda wanna rip my eyeballs out of their sockets and stuff them in my ears. When my brain finally adjusts to the extreme toy store climate I find myself in the baby aisle attempting to self-soothe by petting a giant giraffe.

I pass by the girl’s aisle which appears to have vomited pink and purple, through the black and blue firearms arsenal that is the boys aisle and on to kiddie cars. I pick out the least offensive one and ask a gaunt-faced employee for a hand. I have to explain three times which I want even though he is a native English speaker. I’m pointing and yelling before he catches on. Maybe he’s on drugs? I sure as shit would be. He journeys it in the opposite direction from the registers. I try to give him a break — he deserves an award for having not killed himself (or for that matter countless children) by now.

The song grows seemingly louder, yet another kid bursts into tears, somewhere a toy has lost its marbles, “Be my friend! Be my friend! Be my friend! Be my friend!” I pass a display of expiring Christmas chocolates and inexplicably rip open a bag of Hershey’s Kisses then stuff them into my mouth three at a time until they’re gone. I shove it behind the other candy. I don’t try to salvage the wrapper for checkout, I don’t even try to find a trashcan to destroy the evidence. I just leave it there like some sort of ferrel child. I have no idea what got into me, but at this point it’s pretty clear — I’ve gotta get outta here.

Meltdown number four of the hour is taking place at the register and this time I recognize the assailant. The sweet cherubic boy who walked in has transformed into a pink-faced puddle of tears. He wants two bikes. TWO BIIIIIKKKKEEESSSSS. Who the fuck do you think you are, kid? The president? Your mom is buying you a bike. Say thank you and then shut the fuck up. His searching eyes seek pity in mine and I stare back, merciless; the only way I’m going to feel sorry for him is if his mom caves and buys the second bike.

He threatens to “…sleep in Toys R Us” and “…move to Alabama” if she doesn’t buy the bike. Says he’ll “never hug her again.” “You and daddy never hug me anyway”, he accuses (not true. I saw them hugging earlier, confirming my growing suspicion that the kid is a liar.) “Mommy, why don’t you love me?”, he cries, pummeling her leg with force. And she finally breaks, “STOP IT! STOP IT, BILLY. I CANT TAKE THIS,” she yells. People walking in the door at that moment look at her like she’s Hitler. Little do they know, she’s not an abusive mother, he’s an abusive child; a ruthless criminal mastermind capable of lying, extortion, blackmail, assault — whatever it takes to get his way.

I finally walk out of there and see that I spent $ 235 on a few hunks of plastic. The psycho kid is being escorted out by his mother, who holds the bike in one arm and her flailing devil child in the other. His scream buckles into a whimper as they approach the car. “I’m sorry mama,” he sniffles. “Let’s never come back to Toys R Us again.” He’s apparently transformed back into the sweet little angel that entered the store. I forgive him instantly: Not guilty by reason of temporary Toys ‘R’ Us-induced insanity.

It suddenly dawns on me that the dolls in the dollhouse I bought look like zombie babies. They have round eyes with black exes over them — ya know, the international symbol that something is dead. What seemed cute to the fight-or-flight brain I was operating out of in the store now seems creepy in the extreme.

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My sister, (who won’t let her daughter play with Hello Kitty products for fear of “the kind of person she will grow into”, a cat lover? An Asian??) is definitely not going to sanction dead baby dolls. Why would anyone make something this creepy for children? And who the hell would buy such a thing? Me, apparently. I Google it and see that the dollhouse is from a super popular line of children’s toys called Lala Loopsy (which incidentally is also the name of a crack whore in Detroit.) I take a deep breath and and bravely march back into Toys ‘R’ Us, returning these objects of evil back to the fires from which they were forged.
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Freya French is wrestling for ultimate Surrender for the first time today. She has some wrestling experience and is confident she can take on last year’s Rookie Cup Champion, Daisy Ducati. Daisy has been extremely impressive in her last few matches. She’s proven to have lethal legs.
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Freya French is wrestling for ultimate Surrender for the first time today. She has some wrestling experience and is confident she can take on last year’s Rookie Cup Champion, Daisy Ducati. Daisy has been extremely impressive in her last few matches. She’s proven to have lethal legs.
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Leg Scissor Hell from one of our best set of Legs

Freya French is wrestling for ultimate Surrender for the first time today. She has some wrestling experience and is confident she can take on last year’s Rookie Cup Champion, Daisy Ducati. Daisy has been extremely impressive in her last few matches. She’s proven to have lethal legs.
Ultimate Surrender Gallery Update

Leg Scissor Hell from one of our best set of Legs

Freya French is wrestling for ultimate Surrender for the first time today. She has some wrestling experience and is confident she can take on last year’s Rookie Cup Champion, Daisy Ducati. Daisy has been extremely impressive in her last few matches. She’s proven to have lethal legs.
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Leg Scissor Hell from one of our best set of Legs

Freya French is wrestling for ultimate Surrender for the first time today. She has some wrestling experience and is confident she can take on last year’s Rookie Cup Champion, Daisy Ducati. Daisy has been extremely impressive in her last few matches. She’s proven to have lethal legs.
Ultimate Surrender Gallery Update

Leg Scissor Hell from one of our best set of Legs

Freya French is wrestling for ultimate Surrender for the first time today. She has some wrestling experience and is confident she can take on last year’s Rookie Cup Champion, Daisy Ducati. Daisy has been extremely impressive in her last few matches. She’s proven to have lethal legs.
Ultimate Surrender Gallery Update

Leg Scissor Hell from one of our best set of Legs

Freya French is wrestling for ultimate Surrender for the first time today. She has some wrestling experience and is confident she can take on last year’s Rookie Cup Champion, Daisy Ducati. Daisy has been extremely impressive in her last few matches. She’s proven to have lethal legs.
Ultimate Surrender Gallery Update

Leg Scissor Hell from one of our best set of Legs

Freya French is wrestling for ultimate Surrender for the first time today. She has some wrestling experience and is confident she can take on last year’s Rookie Cup Champion, Daisy Ducati. Daisy has been extremely impressive in her last few matches. She’s proven to have lethal legs.
Ultimate Surrender Gallery Update

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Leg Scissor Hell from one of our best set of Legs

Freya French is wrestling for ultimate Surrender for the first time today. She has some wrestling experience and is confident she can take on last year’s Rookie Cup Champion, Daisy Ducati. Daisy has been extremely impressive in her last few matches. She’s proven to have lethal legs.
Ultimate Surrender Gallery Update

Leg Scissor Hell from one of our best set of Legs

Freya French is wrestling for ultimate Surrender for the first time today. She has some wrestling experience and is confident she can take on last year’s Rookie Cup Champion, Daisy Ducati. Daisy has been extremely impressive in her last few matches. She’s proven to have lethal legs.
Ultimate Surrender Gallery Update

Leg Scissor Hell from one of our best set of Legs

Freya French is wrestling for ultimate Surrender for the first time today. She has some wrestling experience and is confident she can take on last year’s Rookie Cup Champion, Daisy Ducati. Daisy has been extremely impressive in her last few matches. She’s proven to have lethal legs.
Ultimate Surrender Gallery Update

Leg Scissor Hell from one of our best set of Legs

Freya French is wrestling for ultimate Surrender for the first time today. She has some wrestling experience and is confident she can take on last year’s Rookie Cup Champion, Daisy Ducati. Daisy has been extremely impressive in her last few matches. She’s proven to have lethal legs.
Ultimate Surrender Gallery Update

Leg Scissor Hell from one of our best set of Legs

Freya French is wrestling for ultimate Surrender for the first time today. She has some wrestling experience and is confident she can take on last year’s Rookie Cup Champion, Daisy Ducati. Daisy has been extremely impressive in her last few matches. She’s proven to have lethal legs.
Ultimate Surrender Gallery Update

Leg Scissor Hell from one of our best set of Legs

Freya French is wrestling for ultimate Surrender for the first time today. She has some wrestling experience and is confident she can take on last year’s Rookie Cup Champion, Daisy Ducati. Daisy has been extremely impressive in her last few matches. She’s proven to have lethal legs.
Ultimate Surrender Gallery Update

Leg Scissor Hell from one of our best set of Legs

Freya French is wrestling for ultimate Surrender for the first time today. She has some wrestling experience and is confident she can take on last year’s Rookie Cup Champion, Daisy Ducati. Daisy has been extremely impressive in her last few matches. She’s proven to have lethal legs.
Ultimate Surrender Gallery Update

Is It Worth Your Soul?? Sexy Succubus hell bent on gang-bang to top them all!!

Daisy Ducati stars as an ultra-sexy demonic succubus in this From Dusk Till Dawn Parody! Tommy Pistol and Owen Grey think that they’ve escaped justice, having successful fled the hands of local cops and the U.S. Intelligence Agency. But you cannot tempt fate, and Daisy is the beauty to restore the natural balance. These fellas seek refuge in a smoky dive bar amongst their seedy peers, mesmerized as Daisy seduces them with her naked body and douses them in her piss! Conjuring all of her erotic power she lures the room full of men to please her – fucking her hard and dirty. Piss play, rough-sex, throat-fucking, double-penetration, double vag and the show’s finale – Bukkake to suck the souls of these unfortunate men! Daisy is left laughing at the sight of their fallen bodies, towering over them she squirts everywhere to seal their fate. Is it worth your soul?!
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