Episode 314 Scott Adams: The New and Hilarious Climate Change Report, Schumer’s SCOTUS tweet

Topics: 

  • Dire report from Government on climate change…isn’t
    • Financially and science challenged CNN
  • “80 years from now” projections for economy and climate change
  • Remediating hurricanes by reforesting the Sahara
  • President Trump vs. Chief Justice Roberts
    • President says judges are politically influenced left or right
    • Justice Roberts says judges are neutral
    • Schumer tweets about partisan decisions by Justice Roberts
    • Schumer’s “cognitive blindness”, as he agrees with Trump
  • 3 components of government?
    • Reality: Supreme Court is now a component of Presidency
    • Left/Right tally pre-determines outcomes
  • Rate of 9th circuit court decisions overturned by Supreme Court 
    • Is that misleading because of “selection bias”?
    • What’s the influence of “court shopping”?
  • Hillary’s take on European immigration handling
    • Did she agree with Trump on European immigration…
    • …so she doesn’t have to agree with him on US immigration?
    • What RATE of immigration causes social unrest?
  • Chinese Muslim population (the Uyghur) internment camps
    • They’re treating Islam like a virus needing isolation
    • Are thoughts and ideas dangerous, like a virus?
  • Assimilating immigrants into your society without social unrest

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Photographed by Mikael Jansson, Vogue, December 2015

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Hollywood’s blockbuster blonde comes to town this month with the final Hunger Games and David O. Russell’s Joy. So what’s next for Jennifer Lawrence? Buck the system, set up home, and try to find a date.

It’s sweltering in Los Angeles, the kind of heat that melts the ice cubes in your caramel macchiato faster than you can say Kardashian. I am holed up in my hotel room on Sunset Boulevard watching tennis, drapes drawn against the remorseless sun, when suddenly: Ding! A text. Jennifer Lawrence wants to ditch our plans. Forget meeting at the Italian restaurant on Laurel Canyon; just come to my house now. She sends her driver, Paul, a South African with a mellifluous voice, to pick me up, and before long, we are winding our way up, up into the Hills of Beverly, to the gated community where Lawrence lives in a house she bought last year for about $ 8 million. As we are waved through by a guard, Paul thoughtfully points out the other houses of note in this wonderland of privacy: There’s Cameron Diaz’s pile, and just over there, Ashton and Mila’s new place.

Lawrence’s assistant, Talley, meets me at the front gate and ushers me through the house to the kitchen, where moments later Lawrence appears in a white crop top and faded boyfriend jeans rolled at the ankle. She is barefoot, tan, and very blonde, her hair cut into a short bob. The house—a convincingly faux-Tuscan villa, with five bedrooms, six bathrooms, a gym, a theater, and a hair-and-makeup room (“Thank God for Jessica Simpson,” says Lawrence of the previous owner)—is exactly as old as Lawrence herself. She just turned 25 a few weeks ago, with a party here; her friends persuaded Kris Jenner to come and present Jen with a cake in the shape of a pile of poop that read, Happy birthday, you piece of shit! “My knees buckled,” says Lawrence. “And then I got hammered and talked to her like I think I’m part of the family.”

The house had been renovated just before she bought it, so all Lawrence had to do was fill it with furniture. “I hired these decorators from Louisville, where I grew up,” she says. “There’s this place, Bittners, I would walk by when I was a little girl and go, ‘Ooooooh, one day,’ because it was so . . . fancy.” The result is a kind of luxe-comfy-chic, with some rustic flourishes, like tables made out of old Kentucky-bourbon barrels. “I can’t believe what a difference furniture has made in my overall emotional well-being,” she says.

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As she opens a bottle of rosé, her dog, Pippi, comes scampering into the room. Smallish and brown, she is adorably hard to pin down. What kind of dog is that? “Oh, my God, I wish I could ask her.” When did you get her? Here I stumble into a subject that I wouldn’t have dreamed of bringing up so soon: the nude-photo leak. It was exactly a year ago that hackers stole photos from Lawrence’s iCloud account and posted them on the Web, an episode she labeled a “sex crime.” Her mother was visiting with a new puppy when the news broke. “I was outside crying, and Pippi jumped up on my lap and started licking up all my tears, and I couldn’t put her down for hours. And I mean, hours. I was like, ‘Well, obviously, you’re mine.’ ” Looking back, does she have more perspective on the ordeal? “It was all pain and no gain,” she says. “But I don’t dwell on it unless someone brings it up. Have you seen me naked?”

Glasses of wine in hand, we head upstairs, and when we walk into the enormous master suite she makes a sweeping gesture toward the bed and says, “This is where the maaagic haaaappens.” Then she shoots me a get-real look. “Literally zero magic has happened in here.” She holds up her glass in a toast: “Cheers to my hymen growing back!”

Of course she and Amy Schumer have hit it off; they’re both startlingly ribald and whip smart. Sitting next to her laptop is a printout of their screenplay. “We started writing a month ago, and we have 150 pages,” says Lawrence, who has already absorbed some of Schumer’s cadences. “It’s a lot of ballsy and not a lot of thinking twice. One time we laughed so hard our teeth clanked together.”

Forbes magazine recently reported that Lawrence is the highest-paid actress in the world, having made $ 52 million in the past year, but as giddy as she is about her new furniture, she doesn’t seem entirely comfortable in such grand, grown-up surroundings. Her bedroom is the only room that feels lived in because it’s where she spends much of her time—and where the two of us sit and talk for nearly five hours. “Sorry the wine isn’t cold,” she says. “I always forget you’re supposed to chill rosé—I’m new money.” We step through the French doors onto the balcony that overlooks the backyard. “I go outside in the morning and drink my coffee and try to be proud of myself and be like, ‘Look!’ It feels good not to worry about money, although I never did. Money never really affected my consciousness, if that makes any sense.”

But some old habits die hard. “I’m not cheap, but I don’t want to waste even $ 5.” Is there anything she indulges in? “Um, private jets? I have such a hard time flying commercial. I always want to—it’s cheaper, it’s easier—but there can be 300 perfectly lovely people at the gate and one crazy person who ruins it for everyone, so flying private is great because I don’t have to worry.” A big fake smile spreads across her face: “Is that relatable enough for you?”

Suddenly, her phone chimes with the gentle sound of a reminder. Lawrence stares at the screen for a split second and then looks at me. “We have to wrap this up because I have an interview with Jonathan Van Meter.” She laughs. “We blew our dinner reservation. Shall we just stay in and order a pizza?” Sure, I say. “Oh, thank God, I can take off my bra,” which she does right in front of me and then tosses it onto her bed. She texts Talley, trying to find the number of the pizza joint she loves. She orders us a large pie, with pepperoni and jalapeño with ranch dressing on the side (not nearly as bad as it sounds).

In a few days, Lawrence will fly to Atlanta, where she will begin working after some well-deserved time off. “Downtime is normally the bane of my existence,” she says. “It makes me depressed, not relaxed. But I was actually enjoying myself this time,” she says. What did you do? I ask. “You’re looking at it. Hang out. Drink wine. I’ve got a bunch of friends who live really close, thank God. And I’ve made friends with Mila and Ashton, two doors down. They’re awesome. I go over there uninvited. They’re probably getting pretty sick of me.”

We head back down to the kitchen. Michael Fassbender recently taught her how to make a dirty martini, which she is eager to try out. She asks me to grab a couple of glasses out of the cabinet, which is not bare, exactly, but close. “I need a whole houseful of stuff,” she says as she swirls vermouth in a glass. “I’m starting from scratch.”

For the last five years—ever since the indie Winter’s Bone put her on the map—nearly every single movie that Jennifer Lawrence has made has been part of the X-Men franchise, or one of the four Hunger Games movies (the final installment, Mockingjay, Part 2, opens on November 20), or a David O. Russell film, including Silver Linings Playbook, American Hustle, and now Joy, which opens on Christmas Day. She has been nominated for three Academy Awards, winning the Oscar for Silver Linings. Her career is unprecedented on every level: the smart choices, the awards, the box-office clout, the near-universal lovability. So it should come as no surprise that Lawrence is a little wary about the future. “It’s scary,” she says, “because it will go away. I will have a flop.” Next up is Passengers, a space movie with Chris Pratt. I ask her to elaborate. “It’s a space movie with Chris Pratt,” she says, then cracks up. It is, indeed, exactly that: a love story set in the very distant future, aboard a ship carrying people over unimaginable millions of miles to other livable planets.

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“I knew that coming out of Hunger Games it was a bad move to do a big blockbuster,” she says. “I want to get back to my roots, back to indies, where I started. And then I read Passengers, and I loved it. This is my first time saying yes now that I am completely free of franchises. So there’s an elephant on my chest.”

You mean off your chest?

“No, on my chest,” she says. “Now it’s a lot harder. I’ve got to fill up my year with things that are all 100 percent my decisions.” She has already made at least two: She has agreed to star in Steven Spielberg’s next film, based on war photographer Lynsey Addario’s book, It’s What I Do: A Photographer’s Life of Love and War. “It’s so good. Addario is a fucking badass.” And in mid-October, Darren Aronofsky pitched his next project by reading his entire screenplay to Lawrence over a bottle of wine in his apartment in New York and she signed up on the spot, which is what being franchise-free really means for her now: She is in complete control. “It doesn’t feel like I’m being towed behind something anymore,” she says. “It feels like I’m towing it.”

Being David O. Russell’s muse in three films was perhaps the most challenging franchise of all. In keeping with the storied tradition of mentors and protégées, Russell and Lawrence have a complicated relationship, one that, according to Lawrence, is built first on love and second on collaboration. “He has given me a life, creatively, that I would have never known,” she says, “what it feels like to really act, to be scared out of your mind on set and have no idea what’s going on. There are things that I’ve learned about myself that would have taken 20 years that he taught me in five.”

Although Russell is famously intense, Lawrence has not only handled the pressure and chaos but thrived. “Because I’m not so sensitive, we can really talk, like, man-to-man,” she says. “Sometimes he accidentally refers to me as he or him. But he really respects and understands women, and by that I mean he doesn’t treat a woman any differently than he’ll treat a man. He would never tiptoe around a woman.”

When I tell Amy Adams, her costar in American Hustle, what Lawrence said, she laughs. “Well, if you mean he doesn’t treat people like a lady, I can agree with that,” she says. “You have to have a certain kind of personality to be able to understand David’s direction without emotionally attaching yourself to criticism. And she’s able to do that. That’s why she gives such controlled performances in his films, because she’s able to go into the deep and heightened places where he operates from.”

Russell has been dogged by criticism that he has cast Lawrence in roles she is far too young to play. “I am obviously too young for all of David’s characters,” says Lawrence. “But none of that comes from David wanting a young girl in his movies. That’s not even in his atmosphere.” Audiences appear to have no problem accepting Lawrence in those parts. “Everybody already thinks I’m 40,” she jokes. Julianne Moore, who plays the president in Hunger Games, thinks Lawrence transcends her age. “She has found a conduit through which she is able to communicate this very rich inner life,” says Moore. “There are those scenes in Silver Linings Playbook where she kind of pops out and jogs alongside of Bradley and I remember thinking, She’s so incredibly alive and free and funny and accessible, and I bought it. It seems so simple, but it’s not.”

With Joy, in addition to being reunited with her Silver Linings cast mates Bradley Cooper and Robert De Niro, Lawrence is once again tackling a mature role. The film is ostensibly about Joy Mangano, the Long Island housewife who, at 34, invented the Miracle Mop and got rich. “It started out as her true story, and then it went into Davidland,” says Lawrence. “He gets inspired by so many things, so it has to turn into a collage.” Russell acknowledges that like many of his films, Joy is half fiction. “I had to come up with a journey, the lifespan of a woman from ten years old to middle age, that I felt was worthy of Jennifer, so it’s almost a ballad of this woman’s life and her soul.”

The film was shot early this year in Boston, during that city’s record snowfall (110 inches!). “It was so miserable,” says Lawrence. “David and I kept saying, ‘Merry Christmas’ to each other to try to make ourselves feel better, but it didn’t work.” In February, word leaked out that Russell and Lawrence had “a screaming match” on set, and she quickly took to Facebook to quell the gossip. Today Lawrence seems eager to talk about it, mostly to clarify that, yes, they did have an ugly fight, but it was Lawrence, not Russell, who behaved like a monster. She was sick with the flu, throwing up between takes, and at one point exploded at Russell, who said to her, “Genuinely, from the bottom of my heart, I am scared of you.”

“I was fucking mean on set,” says Lawrence. “I wasn’t mean to anybody but David. I would never be mean to somebody who couldn’t be mean back. But when you really love somebody, you fight with them. There have been times where I’ve said, ‘We should go to couples therapy.’ ” (For Russell’s part, he’d like to leave a little mystery “because that’s part of what makes our relationship special. But I will say that we both thrive in that place where the ridiculous meets the very serious.”)

The bruising honesty of their relationship—and Lawrence’s desire to be open about it, warts and all—echoes the film in some ways. Amid the comic-tragic family dysfunction, there is a scary ferociousness to Lawrence in Joy that we haven’t seen before. “It’s an honest portrayal of success,” she says, “including the unlikable part. And then the struggles that happen afterward.” It was an inspired bit of casting, especially given where Lawrence is in her life. “She is finding her voice and finding her footing,” says Russell, “very much like the character. I’m watching her take bigger chances. Her motto should be ‘Don’t mistake my sense of alive fun for a lack of seriousness.’ ”

Darren Aronofsky pitched his next project by reading his entire screenplay to her over a bottle of wine and she signed up on the spot

The day I am at Lawrence’s house also happens to be the day after the infamous county clerk Kim Davis gets out of jail, where she had been sent for defying a court order requiring her to issue marriage licenses to same-sex couples. Lawrence brings it up, calling her that “lady who makes me embarrassed to be from Kentucky.” Kim Davis? “Don’t even say her name in this house,” she shoots back, and then goes into a rant about “all those people holding their crucifixes, which may as well be pitchforks, thinking they’re fighting the good fight. I grew up in Kentucky. I know how they are.”

There is a rabble-rousing spirit in Lawrence that gets stirred up when certain subjects are broached. “I was raised a Republican,” she says, “but I just can’t imagine supporting a party that doesn’t support women’s basic rights. It’s 2015 and gay people can get married and we think that we’ve come so far, so, yay! But have we? I don’t want to stay quiet about that stuff.” It is not that big of a stretch to imagine her becoming a modern-day Jane Fonda, whom she deeply admires. When we discuss the presidential race, she says something that she will later repeat to a reporter from Entertainment Weekly. “My view on the election is pretty cut-and-dried: If Donald Trump is president of the United States, it will be the end of the world. And he’s also the best thing to happen to the Democrats ever.”

Nina Jacobson, who produced all four Hunger Games movies, can’t help seeing the connections between Lawrence and Katniss Everdeen, the character that made her so famous. “It’s endlessly meta,” says Jacobson. “This idea of whether I want people to watch and listen or not, they are, so I better have something to say.” It’s rare to hear a box-office heavyweight be so outspoken. “She’s feisty, a real fighter,” says Elizabeth Banks, another Hunger Games costar. “That’s the reason that Katniss really works on her. It’s a little bit of her-against-the-world now, you know? When the world shows up at your doorstep and wants a lot of things from you, you get a little punk-rock.”

More evidence of Lawrence’s newfound voice showed up in mid-October in Lenny, the feminist newsletter from Lena Dunham and her Girls co–show runner, Jenni Konner, in which Lawrence published an essay titled, “Why Do I Make Less than My Male Co-Stars?” It’s staggering to realize that the highest-paid actress in the world gets paid millions less than male stars doing the same work. “When the Sony hack happened,” wrote Lawrence, “and I found out how much less I was being paid than the lucky people with dicks, I didn’t get mad at Sony. I got mad at myself. I failed as a negotiator because I gave up early. . . . I didn’t want to seem ‘difficult’ or ‘spoiled.’ ” The essay touched a nerve; no less than Hillary Clinton tweeted, “Brava.”

But there was a certain amount of backlash, too, which seemed to take Lawrence by surprise. “What I was trying to say is that we’re not victims. I am holding my own self back. The men aren’t to be blamed for asking for more and getting it.” As we’re all discovering, Lawrence is constitutionally unable to not say what she thinks. She herself calls it “a taboo impulsivity: If you shouldn’t say it, it’s all of a sudden coming out of my mouth.”

She’s got a big soul and a big life ahead of her, and she can do really whatever she wants
David O. Russell

Two weeks later, I am once again holed up in a hotel room, getting last-minute texts from Lawrence. We are in Atlanta, where she is living in a rented house in Buckhead for the next four months while filming Passengers. Our plan to go to a music festival was nixed by her security guys. It is a Saturday afternoon, and Lawrence is at the dentist getting two veneers replaced. Ding!

Jonathan! it’s Jennifer Shearer Lawrence
shrader* dammit

Is your middle name Shrader?

Hahaha yea . . . if I was gonna make something up I would’ve said “danger” or “night hawk”

I meet her at her house; it’s the same one she rented in 2013 to film the last two Hunger Games. She greets me at the door in tight jeans, a white flowy-gauzy top, and Lanvin wedges. Her hair is even more blonde this time. “Oh, this is movie hair.” Pause. “I guess this is what sluts look like in space.” Half her face is still numb from the Novocain, so we sit in the backyard and wait for it to wear off. “Watch this,” she says, and then tries to smile but can’t, really. “I feel like Brandi from Real Housewives of Beverly Hills. She got work done and was like, I had an allergic reaction to aspirin!” And then: “Did you see that Kim Kardashian got lip injections? She took a selfie and wrote, ‘pregnancy lips!’ Honey, that’s not a thing.”

Talley is visiting her family in Georgia this weekend, so Lawrence is alone in this big old creaky house, which it turns out Jennifer Garner had just vacated. “There’s adorable little baby spoons in the drawer, and I saw a little Cheerio in between my mattress and my box spring. I want to email Jennifer Garner. I just have a couple of questions: Did you ever feel like you were being watched?” She lets out a mordant chuckle. Lawrence thinks a lot about the isolation that comes with being so famous. “I was talking to the dentist about this, actually. Because he was like, ‘I wouldn’t make a good celebrity, because I’m a homebody.’ I was like, ‘No, you would make the perfect celebrity.’ But the feeling does change when there are people outside of your house, waiting, and you’re forced into it.”

She’s been spending a lot of time on her own in the past few months, ever since breaking up with Chris Martin, whom she had been seeing for about a year. Dating is tricky at this point. “No one ever asks me out,” she says. “I am lonely every Saturday night. Guys are so mean to me. I know where it’s coming from, I know they’re trying to establish dominance, but it hurts my feelings. I’m just a girl who wants you to be nice to me. I am straight as an arrow. I feel like I need to meet a guy, with all due respect, who has been living in Baghdad for five years who has no idea who I am.”

As we talk about the gamesmanship of love in your 20s, she mentions someone she dated whom she describes as “sexy,” and then says, “but I didn’t like how he made me feel. When someone makes you insecure, it’s strangely exhilarating because you keep trying to fight for that validation.” She pauses for a moment. “It’s what you want to have before you get married, so that you don’t seek it out once you are.” Lawrence’s best friend Justine just got married this fall, and her other best friend, Laura, is getting married next year, so there has been a lot of girly wedding talk in her circle lately. “I can’t wait to be married,” she says. “I feel like if I find that one person who I want to spend the rest of my life with, who I want to be the father of my children, that I would absolutely not fuck it up.” She waits a beat. “But I’m also not banking on that.”

The numbness has worn off, so we head out to dinner at a big, noisy steakhouse. The hostess makes a fuss over a dress Lawrence once wore to the Oscars, which gets us talking about her Dior contract. When I tell her I love that ad campaign, she says, “To paraphrase Candice Bergen in Sex and the City: Dior clothes! Dior makeup! Dior airbrushing! It’s like the prettiest a girl could ever hope to look.” (Later she is shocked to hear the news that Raf Simons is stepping down. “I just want him to be happy . . . but I will miss those clothes. That’s a big job. Maybe he just needs a breather.”)

As we get seated in a dark corner, tucked away from all the commotion, I notice a tattoo on her hand. “It’s just H2O, to remind me to drink more water,” she says. “I’ve never had a symbol or a quote that was so important to me that I wanted it tattooed on me. So I was like, I’m going to need to stay hydrated. Forever. It’s very practical.”

It makes perfect sense. There is something almost elemental about Lawrence. It reminds me of what her good friend Laura Simpson, who met Lawrence when she was seventeen, told me: “What I first noticed is that she was so pure.” But that’s not the same as being naive. As our table is covered with food—baby back ribs, lobster fritters, jalapeño creamed corn—we get to talking Hollywood. For a 25-year-old, she seems surprisingly sanguine about the extraordinary position she finds herself in. “My idea of big-money Hollywood is the symbiotic parasite,” says Lawrence. “You can use me; that’s fine, because I’m using you, too.” This echoes something that Jacobson said: “I don’t think there’s any actor who has more power in terms of box office. I would be hard-pressed to think of anybody who has the freedom of choice that she has. What is great about her success is that her stardom is an incentive for Hollywood to do better—to write those roles so that they can then get Jen Lawrence in their movie. That’s real power.”

Most actresses who become box-office heavyweights end up creating their own production companies to develop material for themselves, like Sandra Bullock, Drew Barrymore, and Reese Witherspoon have. But Lawrence is not so interested in producing. “I want to direct. But I would rather just do it than talk about it.” Jacobson thinks Lawrence will probably direct a movie when she’s still in her 20s, like Jodie Foster. “I think as a woman, she knows: You may need to create the content that is worthy of you. So to give yourself the tool kit is just smart adaptive behavior.” As part of her film schooling, Lawrence has been sitting in on Russell’s editing sessions for Joy. “It’s funny because I’m like, This process is so unique to him. There’s almost nothing I can take away from it. It would be like watching a dolphin and being like, Oh! So that’s how you swim in the ocean!”

When I ask Russell about the idea of Lawrence directing, he starts to laugh. “Well, first of all, I can’t wait to see this creature of now, of pure this-momentness, have to be the one who has to worry about everything. I think it will be a very interesting change for her. But she’s got a big soul and a big life ahead of her, and she can do really whatever she wants.”

Lawrence seems determined to learn as much she can from the legends and lunatics she is often surrounded by. It’s as if she hopes to fill in the gaps in an education that was eclipsed by her own raw talent: “I have a seventh- to halfway through eighth-grade education. But I’m not stupid.” Her Hunger Games nemesis Donald Sutherland recently gave her a big box of classic books. “Anna Karenina, it was just like, putting your socks on and reading, like, a pile of Vogues. East of Eden, I love it so much, but there’s a part of me that thinks it shouldn’t be a movie. The beauty is in the writing.”

Despite her aura of fearlessness, there are some things about which she still feels insecure. Theater, for instance: “It scares me. My fear comes from feeling like theater is vocal and physical, and film is all eyes and subtlety. That I can do.” She pauses for a moment. “Isabella Rossellini”—who plays the girlfriend of her father in Joy—“told me that I would love theater because it’s only acting and none of the bullshit. But if I have to do more than three takes I start to just, like, die. Every time I’ve said that to somebody from theater, though, they always say it’s completely different every single night.” She’s such a live-wire presence in person and on-screen, it’s hard to imagine that wouldn’t translate onstage.

Lawrence, who grew up in horse country, fifteen minutes from a farm where she went to ride every day as a kid, managed to scare herself at her Vogue shoot, which took place in the desert outside L.A. “They gave me this amazing horse,” she says, eyes wide at the thought. “Fastest I’ve ever ridden in my life. As soon as we wrapped, I took that horse and galloped him so deep into the desert. That horse has seven speeds. I would give him one more kick and he just kept going faster. And there was this sunset in the desert and these big desert rocks and I just kept going and going and going, and by the time I turned around, I couldn’t see people and I was worried I wouldn’t find my way back. I can’t see anybody! And I gave him one kick, and horses are amazing: He was like, Food! And he galloped all the way home.” She laughs. “Oh, and I was wearing Tom Ford.”

 

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Amy Schumer hosted “Saturday Night Live” last night and judging by her performance, we’re betting she’ll be back. 

The comedian opened up the show with a hilarious and spot-on monologue that focused on Hollywood’s lack of positive female role models. Her main subjects of criticism? The Kardashians.

“We have to be a role model for these little girls, because who do they have?” Schumer said. “All they have, literally, is the Kardashians. … A whole family who take the faces they were born with as a light suggestion?” 

The actress also talked about meeting Bradley Cooper and gushed about how attractive he is in real life. “He’s the kind of hot where when he’s in front of you, you would just grab your ankles,” she told the crowd.

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Photographer and TV writer Kaitlin Kelly has a lot of great photos of herself saved on her computer. Unfortunately, many of them include her ex.

Or at least they used to include her ex. When a friend jokingly suggested she swap celebrities into the pics, the 25-year-old was game for the challenge. Why let a perfectly good photo go to waste when you could have Jamie Dornan in it?

Or Tom Hardy and “Outlander” hottie Sam Heughan with their arms around you?

Kelly, who lives in Los Angeles, told The Huffington Post she was surprised how cathartic it felt to add the celebs into her old pics.

“Humor truly is the best medicine,” she said. “Seeing the photos makes me laugh and there’s nothing like laughter to make you forget bad memories or awkwardness.” 

Soon, she gave the same treatment to pictures of her ex-girlfriend. Here’s a night out with Megan Fox!

And a cozy scene with Cobie Smulders:

Eventually, requests started coming in from people who appreciated Kelly’s Photoshop skills and wanted some pics of their own redone. Here’s one woman with her main squeeze, Lenny Kravitz … and her other main squeeze, Tyson Beckford:

Here’s someone else with her boo, Andrew Garfield: 

If you’d like Kelly to work her magic on your photos, you’ll be happy to hear that she’s currently setting up an Etsy shop to field requests. (In the meantime, send a message through her photography website.)

“So far I’ve gotten hundreds of stories e-mailed to me through my website, telling me about horrible breakups and bad exes — sort of like a relationship confessional,” she said. “It feels really amazing to help people.”

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One of our favorite forms of critique is through comedy — and this parody video does a perfect job of it.

Recently the lesbian, gay, bisexual and transgender (LGBT) community has been up in arms about the trailer for the upcoming film “Stonewall,” in theaters on September 25.

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Now THIS is how you troll effectively.

When Target announced last week that it would be taking a gender-neutral approach to signage in its stores by no longer designating items as being for “boys” or “girls” in certain departments, like toys and bedding, people — predictably — freaked out.

As so often happens when a corporation makes a controversial decision these days, the retailer’s Facebook page became a place for people to unleash their anger about the decision. 

Mike Melgaard decided to take matters into his own hands and posed as a customer service rep for Target by making a fake Facebook account called “Ask ForHelp,” which featured the company’s unmistakable logo. He then used the account to expertly — and hilariously — troll the outraged Facebook users freaking out on Target’s page.

“I remember how easy it was as a child to be socially influenced by my peers and the adults around me. Kids are little scientists,” Melgaard told The Huffington Post. “They hyper-analyze everything in a way that most adults have long forgotten to do. Do you know how detrimental it is to a little child’s development if he or she is too afraid to explore other interests all because society says, ‘That’s a boy subject’ or ‘That’s a girl thing?’ Why put that kind of stress on a child?”

HuffPost chatted with Melgaard about his motivations for impersonating Target on its Facebook page, being a “pot-stirrer” and the overwhelming response he has gotten in this new form of digital activism.

What made you decide to troll all of these people on the Target Facebook page?

 I just see opportunities all of the time to say things and jab at controversial topics. It’s definitely in my nature to be a “pot-stirrer” and I usually can mix humor in with any situation I encounter. I saw Sunday night on my Facebook account that Target was moving away from gender-based labels in both the toy and children’s bedding sections. Immediately, I knew there would be your typical outraged Americans spouting emotional reactions on their Facebook page. After taking a look, I was literally laughing out loud at my computer. A few more minutes in and it struck me how hilarious it would be to portray myself as a parody customer service rep. So, I did just that and the rest was history. Honestly, it was like striking comedy gold.  Every one of these people gave me the ammunition I needed for a great response.

What has the response been like?
The response of this going viral has been nothing but fantastic! I always post material to my Facebook page for friends to laugh and smile at. It just makes my day when my friends and I can share laughter (even if it’s over the Internet). But I must say, this is a whole new level. I had one amazing lady who told me she was chronically ill and that my posts have been making her days bearable. When I found out that I was providing genuine betterment to someone’s day, that’s when I literally said to myself: “I regret none of this.” Talk about getting a heavy case of the “feels.” 
Do you consider your actions to be a form of activism?

 You know, at first this was just for fun. Something for my friends and I to laugh at. That being said, it seems as if I got really lucky and opened up some kind of gem here. Even when first seeing Target’s headline, I assumed that this was maybe a movement for transgender people (which I would’ve equally supported). Of course, I did my due diligence and found out what this was really about and it had nothing to do with the topic. So, I guess in a way, I used humor to open up awareness over a subject which I wholeheartedly agree with. Am I a digital activist? I don’t know, I just think I’m “Mike” and I do what I do. If people want to call me a digital activist, that’s cool with me.  *Insert smiley face* 

Is there anything else you want people to know?

I just want to say thank you to everyone for all of this support. Sure, it’s just a “15 minutes of fame” kind of thing, but I really hope to make this into something much more. I love the community that spawned out of this one little trolling instance. Sometimes I get a little scared that our world is going to take a turn for the worst. Seeing people react the way they did off of this subject really leaves me with a newfound hope to keep us all on a good path. I would want nothing more than to be a part of that.

Finally, though Melgaard’s fake Target account was shut down less than a day after he created it, the company offered this cheeky, not-so-subtly supportive response to his work in a Facebook post of its own on Thursday:

Remember when Trolls were the kings of the world? Woo hoo! They're back and only at Target stores.

Posted by Target on Thursday, August 13, 2015

Want to see more from Melgaard? Follow him on Facebook.

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Now THIS is how you troll effectively.

When Target announced last week that it would be taking a gender-neutral approach to signage in its stores by no longer designating items as being for “boys” or “girls” in certain departments, like toys and bedding, people — predictably — freaked out.

As so often happens when a corporation makes a controversial decision these days, the retailer’s Facebook page became a place for people to unleash their anger about the decision. 

Mike Melgaard decided to take matters into his own hands and posed as a customer service rep for Target by making a fake Facebook account called “Ask ForHelp,” which featured the company’s unmistakable logo. He then used the account to expertly — and hilariously — troll the outraged Facebook users freaking out on Target’s page.

“I remember how easy it was as a child to be socially influenced by my peers and the adults around me. Kids are little scientists,” Melgaard told The Huffington Post. “They hyper-analyze everything in a way that most adults have long forgotten to do. Do you know how detrimental it is to a little child’s development if he or she is too afraid to explore other interests all because society says, ‘That’s a boy subject’ or ‘That’s a girl thing?’ Why put that kind of stress on a child?”

HuffPost chatted with Melgaard about his motivations for impersonating Target on its Facebook page, being a “pot-stirrer” and the overwhelming response he has gotten in this new form of digital activism.

What made you decide to troll all of these people on the Target Facebook page?

 I just see opportunities all of the time to say things and jab at controversial topics. It’s definitely in my nature to be a “pot-stirrer” and I usually can mix humor in with any situation I encounter. I saw Sunday night on my Facebook account that Target was moving away from gender-based labels in both the toy and children’s bedding sections. Immediately, I knew there would be your typical outraged Americans spouting emotional reactions on their Facebook page. After taking a look, I was literally laughing out loud at my computer. A few more minutes in and it struck me how hilarious it would be to portray myself as a parody customer service rep. So, I did just that and the rest was history. Honestly, it was like striking comedy gold.  Every one of these people gave me the ammunition I needed for a great response.

What has the response been like?
The response of this going viral has been nothing but fantastic! I always post material to my Facebook page for friends to laugh and smile at. It just makes my day when my friends and I can share laughter (even if it’s over the Internet). But I must say, this is a whole new level. I had one amazing lady who told me she was chronically ill and that my posts have been making her days bearable. When I found out that I was providing genuine betterment to someone’s day, that’s when I literally said to myself: “I regret none of this.” Talk about getting a heavy case of the “feels.” 
Do you consider your actions to be a form of activism?

 You know, at first this was just for fun. Something for my friends and I to laugh at. That being said, it seems as if I got really lucky and opened up some kind of gem here. Even when first seeing Target’s headline, I assumed that this was maybe a movement for transgender people (which I would’ve equally supported). Of course, I did my due diligence and found out what this was really about and it had nothing to do with the topic. So, I guess in a way, I used humor to open up awareness over a subject which I wholeheartedly agree with. Am I a digital activist? I don’t know, I just think I’m “Mike” and I do what I do. If people want to call me a digital activist, that’s cool with me.  *Insert smiley face* 

Is there anything else you want people to know?

I just want to say thank you to everyone for all of this support. Sure, it’s just a “15 minutes of fame” kind of thing, but I really hope to make this into something much more. I love the community that spawned out of this one little trolling instance. Sometimes I get a little scared that our world is going to take a turn for the worst. Seeing people react the way they did off of this subject really leaves me with a newfound hope to keep us all on a good path. I would want nothing more than to be a part of that.

Finally, though Melgaard’s fake Target account was shut down less than a day after he created it, the company offered this cheeky, not-so-subtly supportive response to his work in a Facebook post of its own on Thursday:

Remember when Trolls were the kings of the world? Woo hoo! They're back and only at Target stores.

Posted by Target on Thursday, August 13, 2015

Want to see more from Melgaard? Follow him on Facebook.

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Guy Impersonates Target On Facebook, Hilarious Trolling Ensues

Now THIS is how you troll effectively.

When Target announced last week that it would be taking a gender-neutral approach to signage in its stores by no longer designating items as being for “boys” or “girls” in certain departments, like toys and bedding, people — predictably — freaked out.

As so often happens when a corporation makes a controversial decision these days, the retailer’s Facebook page became a place for people to unleash their anger about the decision. 

Mike Melgaard decided to take matters into his own hands and posed as a customer service rep for Target by making a fake Facebook account called “Ask ForHelp,” which featured the company’s unmistakable logo. He then used the account to expertly — and hilariously — troll the outraged Facebook users freaking out on Target’s page.

“I remember how easy it was as a child to be socially influenced by my peers and the adults around me. Kids are little scientists,” Melgaard told The Huffington Post. “They hyper-analyze everything in a way that most adults have long forgotten to do. Do you know how detrimental it is to a little child’s development if he or she is too afraid to explore other interests all because society says, ‘That’s a boy subject’ or ‘That’s a girl thing?’ Why put that kind of stress on a child?”

HuffPost chatted with Melgaard about his motivations for impersonating Target on its Facebook page, being a “pot-stirrer” and the overwhelming response he has gotten in this new form of digital activism.

What made you decide to troll all of these people on the Target Facebook page?

 I just see opportunities all of the time to say things and jab at controversial topics. It’s definitely in my nature to be a “pot-stirrer” and I usually can mix humor in with any situation I encounter. I saw Sunday night on my Facebook account that Target was moving away from gender-based labels in both the toy and children’s bedding sections. Immediately, I knew there would be your typical outraged Americans spouting emotional reactions on their Facebook page. After taking a look, I was literally laughing out loud at my computer. A few more minutes in and it struck me how hilarious it would be to portray myself as a parody customer service rep. So, I did just that and the rest was history. Honestly, it was like striking comedy gold.  Every one of these people gave me the ammunition I needed for a great response.

What has the response been like?
The response of this going viral has been nothing but fantastic! I always post material to my Facebook page for friends to laugh and smile at. It just makes my day when my friends and I can share laughter (even if it’s over the Internet). But I must say, this is a whole new level. I had one amazing lady who told me she was chronically ill and that my posts have been making her days bearable. When I found out that I was providing genuine betterment to someone’s day, that’s when I literally said to myself: “I regret none of this.” Talk about getting a heavy case of the “feels.” 
Do you consider your actions to be a form of activism?

 You know, at first this was just for fun. Something for my friends and I to laugh at. That being said, it seems as if I got really lucky and opened up some kind of gem here. Even when first seeing Target’s headline, I assumed that this was maybe a movement for transgender people (which I would’ve equally supported). Of course, I did my due diligence and found out what this was really about and it had nothing to do with the topic. So, I guess in a way, I used humor to open up awareness over a subject which I wholeheartedly agree with. Am I a digital activist? I don’t know, I just think I’m “Mike” and I do what I do. If people want to call me a digital activist, that’s cool with me.  *Insert smiley face* 

Is there anything else you want people to know?

I just want to say thank you to everyone for all of this support. Sure, it’s just a “15 minutes of fame” kind of thing, but I really hope to make this into something much more. I love the community that spawned out of this one little trolling instance. Sometimes I get a little scared that our world is going to take a turn for the worst. Seeing people react the way they did off of this subject really leaves me with a newfound hope to keep us all on a good path. I would want nothing more than to be a part of that.

Finally, though Melgaard’s fake Target account was shut down less than a day after he created it, the company offered this cheeky, not-so-subtly supportive response to his work in a Facebook post of its own on Thursday:

Remember when Trolls were the kings of the world? Woo hoo! They're back and only at Target stores.

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Amy Schumer and Judd Apatow Crash an Irish Wedding—Watch the Hilarious Run-In!

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KLG, Hoda make hilarious Dubsmash videos

Kathie Lee and Hoda try the smartphone app Dubsmash, a “selfie lip-sync thing,” to make their own videos. The ladies record themselves lip-syncing a scene from “Shrek” and one from “The Office” in which Steve Carell declares, “I am Beyonce all the time.”


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Racial Satire ‘White Squad’ Is Painfully Hilarious But All Too Real

Meet the “White Squad” a group of well-meaning white people looking to help out people of color. The squad is introduced in a new, brilliant satire by MTV Decoded that tackles racial inequality that privileges white people and disadvantages people of color in everyday situations.

In the video above, members of the company provide a white stand-in for minorities who may encounter discrimination.

“Is your skin color holding you back? Are you tired of systemic prejudice ruining your day?” the narrator asks before before offering “professional white advantage services,” which include hailing a cab, finding a better apartment and seeking legal services. 

From their paste-colored office to their all-white employees, the company insures that their whiteness will work in your favor.  With a few convincing testimonials, it’s hard to believe that this isn’t an actual service.

While entertaining, the video raises some disturbing flags of actual oppression that can’t be fixed with a call to a 1-800 number. 

 

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‘She’s honest’: Watch Amy Schumer’s hilarious take on ‘The Bachelorette’

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Weather Forecaster Can’t Stop, Won’t Stop Unleashing Taylor Swift Lyrics In Hilarious Report

This is how every weather forecast should be reported. 

Mike Thomas, a weather forecaster in Washington, D.C., delivered a special report earlier this week, ahead of Taylor Swift’s 1989 World Tour stop in the nation’s capital. Because you can’t simply give any ol’ forecast when Tay’s in town, his report turned into a flood of Swift references. 

“I know what you’re thinking — Mike, I knew you were trouble when you walked in, Mr. Weatherman,” he says at the beginning of his forecast, which was also uploaded to YouTube, referencing Swift’s hit, “I Knew You Were Trouble.”

Later on, when describing the rain moving over the region, he works in a “Shake It Off” reference, saying, “This rain keeps cruisin’, can’t stop, won’t stop movin’ and should continue to fade away from the area over the next few hours.” 

The hilarious report caught the attention of Taylor herself, who gave Thomas a shoutout on Twitter.

“Never change, Mike the weatherman,” the star tweeted. ”Never change.”  

Mike, we whole-heartedly agree with Taylor. Seriously, you never missed a beat and we can tell you love the game.

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Weather Forecaster Can’t Stop, Won’t Stop Unleashing Taylor Swift Lyrics In Hilarious Report

This is how every weather forecast should be reported. 

Mike Thomas, a weather forecaster in Washington, D.C., delivered a special report earlier this week, ahead of Taylor Swift’s 1989 World Tour stop in the nation’s capital. Because you can’t simply give any ol’ forecast when Tay’s in town, his report turned into a flood of Swift references. 

“I know what you’re thinking — Mike, I knew you were trouble when you walked in, Mr. Weatherman,” he says at the beginning of his forecast, which was also uploaded to YouTube, referencing Swift’s hit, “I Knew You Were Trouble.”

Later on, when describing the rain moving over the region, he works in a “Shake It Off” reference, saying, “This rain keeps cruisin’, can’t stop, won’t stop movin’ and should continue to fade away from the area over the next few hours.” 

The hilarious report caught the attention of Taylor herself, who gave Thomas a shoutout on Twitter.

“Never change, Mike the weatherman,” the star tweeted. ”Never change.”  

Mike, we whole-heartedly agree with Taylor. Seriously, you never missed a beat and we can tell you love the game.

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Beliebers And Directioners Finally United Because Of This Hilarious Hashtag

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Styles has epic (and hilarious) fall onstage

One Direction kicked off the North American leg of their Zayn-less new tour last night in San Diego. So maybe first-night jitters are to blame for what happened to poor Harry Styles during the show: In the middle of "Through the Dark," Harry had what might just be one of the most inexplicable and hysterical stage falls of all time:
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Kim And Khloe Kardashian Are Practically Unrecognizable In This Hilarious Throwback Pic

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Stephen Colbert Inducts Toby Keith Into Songwriters Hall Of Fame: Read His Hilarious Speech

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Fox News’ Andrea Tantaros Thinks Her Joke Comparing Coming Out as Transgender to Self-Identifying ”as a Cat” Is Hilarious

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Lena Dunham Got Down And Dirty In This Hilarious Lip Sync Battle

Lena Dunham and Jimmy Fallon competed in one what may have been the funniest edition of “Lip Sync Battle” to date.
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‘The Other Kennedys’ Is A Hilarious Look At The Fictional, Lesser-Known Members Of The Political Dynasty

Comedians James Coker and Marshall Stratton want you to know that they’re members of the famous Kennedy family, too. Even though the rest of the family doesn’t acknowledge their existence, that’s not going to keep them down.

Just ten episodes in, “The Other Kennedys” is about two upper class, Great Gats-Bros who claim to be distant relatives of the famed Kennedy family, and never fail to bring it up in conversation.

In a time when web series videos can annoyingly drag on, “The Other Kennedys” episodes last about a minute each. They get in and get out — quick, simple and hilarious.

After you’ve checked out the first episode up top, give a few of the best clips below a look too.

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Teen’s Hilarious Senior Quote Puts New Spin On Coming Out Of The Closet

Maxwell Barrett wanted to leave high school “with a bang.” He succeeded.

The 18-year-old senior at Raritan High School in Hazlet, New Jersey, tweeted a screenshot of his yearbook photo and accompanying quote on Tuesday:

The quote, credited to “Unknown,” reads: “Of course I dress well, I didn’t spend all that time in the closet for nothing.”

“I wanted to go out with a bang,” Barrett, who is indeed very snappily dressed in the photo, told The Huffington Post. “I had never done sports, or clubs. I was always just an art student. I wanted to go out in a way people would remember me by!” He added that he didn’t come up with the quote completely on his own, but had rephrased a similar quote he’d seen online.

Barrett said he was “out” as gay to most people around him. Though he had never officially told his parents, he said he could tell that they already knew. “It was just more of a confirmation to [my parents] than a coming-out story,” he said.

And his parents’ reaction?

“They said it was the best one in the yearbook and that they were proud of me,” Barrett said. He mentioned that his classmates also loved it, and that even teachers had pulled him aside to congratulate him and comment on the quote.

Barrett said a yearbook supervisor initially told him they weren’t going to run the quote because of its “shock value.”

However, Hazlet Township Public School Superintendent Bernard Bragen could not confirm that happened.

“My understanding is that it was never pulled,” he said.


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Kanye West Did That Hilarious Smile-Frown Thing Again

I suppose we could say stuff. I suppose we could talk about Kanye West’s long history of acting too cool when he’s having fun. I suppose we could even talk about the last time he pulled this shit. But instead we’ll just say: LMFAO.

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Uh-Oh, iZombie Boss Just Revealed Some Major Season 2 Plans That Are Equal Parts Hilarious and Horrifying

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Kanye West-Inspired Desserts Are Hilarious And Delicious

Imma let you finish but … Kanye West-inspired desserts are the greatest desserts of all time. At least that’s what one ice cream parlor — NYC-based Morgenstern’s Finest Ice Cream — happens to think.

West is known for his love of ice cream, so in honor of the rapper’s 38th birthday, Morgenstern’s teamed up with online foodie site First We Feast to create “Kanye’s Beautiful But Darkly Lit Ice Cream Parlor.” The Yeezy-inspired treats (and hilarious toppings) will be available to the masses from Monday, June 8 at noon to Saturday, June 13 as part of #KanyeIceCreamWeek.

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When The Huffington Post spoke with Morgenstern’s owner, Nicholas Morgenstern, and First We Feast’s Chris Schonberger, the two said that the partnership came about naturally. “Since Morgenstern’s already has the G.O.O.D. Music-referencing New God Flow, and we love Nick’s ice cream, we figured there’d be no better shop to team up with to bring these flavors to life,” said Schonberger.

The Kanye items have kept the shop very busy, as Morgenstern says they’ve already sold out of the “I Am A God Cream Croissantwich” and the “All Day Vanilla Cake.”

Scroll through the menu and descriptions provided by First We Feast below, and see which item would be your favorite.

1. I Am A God Ice Cream Croissantwich
($ 7)
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Description: Vanilla ice cream inside a custom-made Arcade Bakery croissant (like any good Yeezy release, there’s a limited quantity of these bad boys—get ’em while you can!).

2. Red October Raspberry
(single $ 4.50, double $ 6.50)
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Description: Raspberry sorbet, in honor of Yeezy’s favorite frozen treat and his cultish Air Yeezy 2 sneakers.

3. Kim Kardashian Thirst Trap Sundae
($ 8.50)
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Description: Two scoops of Sesame Caramel Ice Cream with Champagne Caramel Sauce and whipped cream.

4. Bowl Digger
($ 8.50)
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Description: Two scoops of chocolate ice cream with whipped cream, fudge and a cherry.

5. All Day Vanilla Ice Cream Cake
($ 8 per slice)
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Description: Vanilla cake, vanilla ice cream, vanilla frosting—a new classic that you’ll come back to “24-7, 365 days.”

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11 Hilarious Boat Names That Need To Be On Real Boats Right Now

Naming a boat: the Cadillac of naming privileges.

Now that summer is almost officially here, it’s time to blow the dust off those boats and blow it back onto those skis. Very few people are lucky enough to have access to a boat, but even fewer people have the luxurious privilege of naming one. Seems like it’s the ultimate naming opportunity, save for maybe a spaceship or the next Snuggie-like invention.

Well, the writers at The Higgs Weldon have put together some funny names that they think would perfectly compliment any boat.

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David Koechner’s Hilarious Pitch For The Next Viagra Commercial

With all the talk this week about the new drug being called the “female Viagra,” libido was on the brain during Friday’s episode of “The HuffPost Show.” To that end, comedian David Koechner, who is set to appear at the Big Slick Celebrity Weekend charity event kicking off June 19, shared his pitch for the perfect commercials to woo men and women alike to the sexual-performance drug market.

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Steve Martin Roasted by Tina Fey, Martin Short at Hilarious AFI Tribute


As the 43rd recipient of the AFI Life Achievement Award, Martin confessed, “When I was a kid I used to get all dressed up and play AFI Life Achievement Awards.”

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NBA Players Read ‘Mean Tweets’ On Jimmy Kimmel, And It’s Hilarious As Ever

This is “Mean Tweets,” NBA Edition: Round 3.

Coinciding with the start of the NBA Finals, “Jimmy Kimmel Live!” got a group of basketball players (and others in the industry), including Steph Curry, Blake Griffin and Jeremy Lin, to read the nasty, and often absurd, things that people tweet about them.

This practice has become something of a tradition for Kimmel, who did the same thing in 2013 and 2014.

The segment is a bit weird, and always hilarious.

Watch the latest “Mean Tweets” installment above.

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You Have To See Melissa McCarthy’s Hilarious First Headshots

Melissa McCarthy thought she had the only two hard copies of her first headshots, but, oh, was she wrong.

During Friday’s episode of “The Graham Norton Show,” the host dug up two of McCarthy’s first headshots, which are almost too good to be true. The “Spy” star shared the story behind the photos, explaining that she’d posed as two of her comedy characters from the time. One was Carol, a woman who passed out cheese samples in a grocery store.

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For the other pic, a 26-year-old McCarthy decided to wear a mini cowboy hat from a Western Barbie and turn the boots into earrings.

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While on the topic of headshots, Chris Pratt, who was also visiting the show, retold the scary story of his own first headshot, an anecdote that involves Pratt living out of his car and getting naked in a stranger’s apartment. Ah, showbiz.

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Watch Big Bird rap ‘Still Not a Player’ in hilarious video

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John Legend Reacts To Jamie Foxx’s Hilarious Impression Of Him [VIDEO]

Jimmy Fallon’s “Wheel of Impressions” is the perfect trendbait. After Christina Aguilera broke the Internet with her on-point impressions of Britney Spears and Shakira, Jamie Foxx has followed suit with a few comedic imitations of his own.

After making fun of Rolling Stones’ frontman Mick Jagger singing “Hakuna Matata,” the comedy genius of Foxx summoned greatness when it was time to perform as John Legend singing the Toys ‘R Us theme song from all those commercials.

Foxx went over and beyond the :30 second bit and even imitated the R&B star’s facial expressions and mannerisms. Doc Rivers also got some extended face time as well.

The multi-talented star was on hand to promote his new album, Hollywood: A Story of a Dozen Roses and definitely made sure his name rang out on the Internet’s highway.

As for Legend, unlike the other stars who got put on blast, he undoubtedly gave it his stamp of approval.

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World’s Chillest Batter Catches Ball With Elbow Or Something, Hilarious Announcers Go Crazy

The sight of a baseball hurling toward your body provokes fear in most people. But Johnny Sewald of the Arizona State baseball team is not most people.

The outfielder caught a baseball with, like, his elbow or something while up to bat against the Washington State Cougars on Saturday. Calm, cool and collected, Sewald then surprised the crowd by dropping the ball into his hand and tossing it back to Washington State pitcher Layne Bruner, who acted like it was no big deal as well.

The announcers, who are soon to become Internet legends, did not act so chill. Here is a rough transcript of their hilarious reaction, but you should really just listen yourself:

Ooh. Did he catch it? Yaaa-HAAAAAH, wooooo! HAHA. CHECK THIS OUT. WHAT. JUST. HAPPENED? HE CAUGHT IT. AND THEN HE THREW IT BACK AT HIM. THIS COULD BE ONE OF THE GREATEST THINGS I’VE EVER SEEN ON A BASEBALL FIELD. DO IT, JOHNNY. HAHAHAHA. [Clap. Clap. Clap.] AH, SON.

Sports, man. Sports.

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Shaq Eats It Hard on Inside the NBA Set—Watch the Hilarious Fall!

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Zebra Poses For Hilarious Selfies With German Tourist

Visitors to safari parks know the deal: The animals have learned that cars full of people equal delicious snacks. But as one tourist recently learned while visiting a safari park in his home country of Germany, sometimes the animals are looking for a little more.

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Woman Learns She’ll Be A Grandma Through Hilarious ‘Bun In The Oven’ Prank

Note to self: If you find a bun in your kitchen oven, don’t take it lightly. That’s the lesson one woman learned in this hilarious footage featured on America’s Funniest Home Videos.

As she went to put a dish in the oven, the unsuspecting woman found a randomly placed bun inside. “Somebody’s toasting bread,” the woman named Lynnda says, thinking nothing more of the message.

It took a little more prodding before she said, “Not the bun in the oven I want!” joking with her daughter only to realize seconds later the joke was on her.

Probably one of the cutest pregnancy announcements we’ve ever seen.

Congrats, Lynnda!

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This Woman Gave Her Boyfriend a Beyoncé Test to Make Sure They Can Stay Together and It’s Hilarious

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John Legend Performs Dog Wedding In Hilarious Video

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Serena Williams — Twerkin’ Like Beyonce … In Hilarious New Video

Beyonce might wanna watch her back, cause Serena Williams is channeling her inner Queen Bey — and doing a pretty damn good job at it in a brand new video. Serena –  the cover girl for April’s issue of Vogue — teamed up with the mag to take over…

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Scandal, Lena DunhamWell we were not expecting that.

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Blake Lively Just HAD To Share These Hilarious Memes With Taylor Swift

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12 Hilarious Times Martin Insulted Pam

Few shows were as underrated and drew as many laughs as Martin during its run from 1992 through 1997. The camaraderie, the comedy, and the chemistry between Martin and Gina kept viewers coming back.

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But the criminally underrated one-upmanship between Martin and Pam was consistently hilarious. Pam managed to get in a some good shots when Martin wasn’t joking on her buckshots or saying her breath smelled like old bus seats. In honor of a classic show, we revisit 12 hilarious times Martin insulted Pam.


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Seriously Lonely Guy Snapchats His Heartbreak And It’s Hilarious

However single or distraught you are over your last split, take heart: you aren’t as lonely or heartbroken as this guy.

“My buddy Billy has been Snapchatting me these all day,” Imgur user musicmax33 said of the screen caps below.

A request for comment to see if Billy has cheered up since his Snapchat spree was not returned at the time of publication. We’re pullin’ for you, bro.

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Dax Shepard recalls Kristen Bell’s C-section with hilarious, detailed story to Ellen DeGeneres

Giving birth via C-section isn’t exactly fun, but Dax Shepard found a way to recount the ordeal of his wife — fellow actor Kristen Bell — in a way that cracked up Ellen DeGeneres and her studio audience.On Thursday’s episode of “The Ellen Show,” DeGeneres asked the “Parenthood” star about the December birth of the couple’s second child, Delta.”Was it easier the second time around?” she asked.




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Video: Tina Fey and Amy Poehler Tease Sunday’s Golden Globe Awards, and It’s Hilarious

They’re baaaack! Our favorite pair of stand up besties join forces once again to host the 72nd Golden Globe Awards this weekend.
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What It’s Like To Turn 30 In 3 Hilarious Charts

From friends getting married and having little humans, to a night on the couch instead of a night on the town — life changes a lot once you hit the dirty 30.

Over at The Bold Italic, writer Cecilia Rabess and visual producer Jessica Saia created 10 graphs that hilariously illustrate the good, the bad and the boring of turning 30 years young.

Here are three charts from Rabess and Saia we feel truly give us insight into life after the big 3-0.

Say goodbye to obnoxious selfies and hello to adorable babies. Don’t like babies? Block everyone you know.
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You may do a lot of the same things in your 30s that you did in your 20s… you’ll just have different reasons for doing them.
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And, finally, some awesome perks of being 30? No. More. Ikea. Oh, and zero f*cks given.
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Head over to The Bold Italic to see the rest of the Turning 30 charts.

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Hilarious Engagement Photo Is Worth More Than a Thousand Words!

There is a family I know well, and there are four daughters, close in age and the best of friends. Now check out this hilarious photo they posted recently and then gave me permission to write about the back story, which explains the comedy of the photo.

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Photo credit: Mark Finkelstein

Lauren, a popular disc jockey on a top 40 Houston station, is the oldest daughter and happily unmarried at age 32. She is the one on the right, drinking champagne. Her sisters from left to right are Melanie, Melissa, and Amy, all engaged or married. This was taken by Lauren’s father Mark during Lauren’s youngest sister Melanie’s engagement. One by one her younger sisters have all found Mr. Right and have gotten engaged or married.

As Lauren is acknowledging in the shot, she knows the barrage of well wishes for her sister will include many inquiries among Lauren’s relatives as to when she, as the oldest, is going to find the right one and settle down. “I’ve been asked so many times when is it going to be my turn, I’ve lost count,” Lauren says. It is questions like that make her want to drown them out in said champagne.

Yet, the photo is also about her genuine happiness for her sister and her way of toasting her sister’s engagement.

Most of all, it shows her terrific sense of humor. In fact she told her father that her birthday gift to him is his not having to pay for her wedding this year.

You could not find a more close-knit family than Lauren’s sisters, ranging in age from 32 to 26, and their parents. One of her sisters is Lauren’s roommate and another lives in the same apartment complex. Her other married sister Amy is just five minutes away, and Lauren visits daily to see her little nephew. The four girls socialize together, shop together, eat together, and there is hardly ever a time where you see one without the others.

It must also be noted that Lauren is completely happy, independent, and successful. So to me, this photo celebrates that very self-confident, content but single oldest sister, along with a wry nod to those inquiring minds who are in a hurry for her to get married.

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Avril Lavigne Slams “Hilarious” Rehab Rumors, Jokes Her Only Addiction Is to One Christmas Singer

Avril Lavigne, TwitterAvril Lavigne fans can breathe a major sigh of relief!

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All month long, Ellen has been asking her viewers to upload their awesome gift reactions to ellentube. Check these out and watch more on ellentube.com!
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Justin Timberlake And Jimmy Fallon Team Up For Hilarious Summer Camp Sketch

Jimmy Fallon and Justin Timberlake teamed up for the comedy sketch “Camp Winnipesaukee” sketch on The Tonight Show earlier this week. In the sketch, Fallon and Timberlake portray roomies who play an awkward game of Truth or Dare, sing a glorious duet of Third Eye Blind‘s “Jumper” and annoy their counselor, Mr. Fletcher (played by head writer A.D. Miles).
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Please Don’t Go: 10 Hilarious #InstagramPurge Memes [Photos]

Instagram plays no games. Your favorite social media flex tool evicted a bunch of fake followers today, embarrassing anybody who secretly bought followers (struggle) or just had a whole bunch of spam account littering up their number count.

Ma$ e probably got it the worst. He lost 1.3 million followers, and immediately quit Instagram. That had to have been tough decision, but the shame of it all is understandable.

The positive side to losing followers are the hilarious #Instagrampurge memes that follow.

Peep them in the gallery.

Photos: Instagram

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Dear Mom: My Son’s Hilarious Summer Camp Letter

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Last year my 8-year-old son went to summer camp. It was the first time he had been away from home for more than a night. An hour after he left, I missed him. By the time I went to bed, I found myself wandering into his bedroom, just to feel close to him. As the days passed, I wrote to him daily. Each hour dragged as I’d wait for the mailman, hoping and praying for just one letter from him. By that point I missed him so much, I began to imagine what he might write to me. I fantasized I’d receive a letter something like this:

Dear Mom,

Thank you so much for letting me go to camp. I have learned so many cool things, like how to take a fish off the hook, tie sailing knots, and even how to groom a horse. Thanks for packing the sunscreen. I’ve been out on the lake a lot, so it has really come in handy. You sure think of everything! Since it’s been so hot, I’ve been drinking tons of water! See? I really listen to all your good advice.

The other boys here are really smart and nice. I’m making some lifelong friends I will cherish forever. We’ve had fun learning camp songs, playing cards, and catching frogs in our free time. During quiet time, I read the book you sent along. What a great selection! And just because you’re my mom, I made a special gift for you in arts and crafts!

I’m trying a lot of new foods, just like you suggested. You were right, the oatmeal at breakfast really isn’t bad when I add raisins. And don’t worry, Mom, I’ve been using all the manners you’ve taught me over the years.

We are camping under the stars tonight. I hope to see fireflies.

I love you,

W

xxoo

P.S. Tell my brothers I miss them!

Yesterday I received a letter. It’s just slightly different from what I imagined:

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This year I’m sending a whole book of stamps. I can’t wait for more letters!
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Breaking: ABC Finally Renews Nashville for Next Season (Whew!) but Cancels Some Hilarious Comedies

Last week at this time, Judy Greer was telling me about her anxiety-reducing meditation techniques, and after waiting (and waiting) for the networks to unveil what shows have been canceled and renewed, I really do…




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