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Kelly M dropped by Only Tease today with this prestige set of pictures and they have already enticed so much conversation among the fans over at Only Tease that they are fast becoming a fan favorite! Kelly M isn’t the only sexy teen showing off in prestige sets of photos over at Only Tease though, this kinky babe brought all of her friends and they all look absolutely delicious as they show off for the camera in their naughty outfits, flashing their mouth watering curves!
Take a look at these pictures of Kelly M as she starts off by showing off in her naughty Hooters outfit. With those short shorts squeezing her juicy round ass and that tight shirt hugging her perfect perky tits you would think it wouldn’t get much better but believe me, it does! Kelly knows just how much you want to see more and she slides down her shorts to show off her plump round ass in those nylons in a heart beat! She doesn’t just stop there though, Kelly can’t wait to show off all of the secrets she’s hiding!
Check out the very sexy pictures of Alexandra looking amazing in this Hooter’s uniform. I can only imagine how much in tips Alex would make if she showed up to a Hooters in this outfit. Hooters may be known for this busty blondes but this redhead would definitely give them a run for their money in this figure hugging uniform.
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You know what they say about Hooters — great wings.
The breastaurant chain doesn’t serve duck wings, but it services ducklings in distress! A Hooters in Lakeland, Florida was instrumental in rescuing six ducklings trapped in a storm drain on Sunday, Lakeland Fire Department officials told The Huffington Post.
A Hooters manager called Polk County Animal Control and the fire department to report that the little duckies couldn’t get out of a storm drain outside the restaurant. But rescuers had a problem too: The half-dozen, adorable victims were deep below a grate, and kept falling through their would-be saviors’ dog-catching net. The quick-thinking Hooters manager grabbed a fine-mesh basket used for frying and gave it to firefighters, who connected to a pole to catch all six Mallard ducklings.
All of the cuties are safe — and none of them were fried.
The Lakeland Fire Department posted images of the duckling rescue to its Facebook page.
“There is no sign of spring more fruitful and heartwarming than fresh flowers or plucky little yellow ducklings,” the department wrote. “All six ducklings were unharmed and reunited with their mother in a nearby pond shortly after the rescue was complete.”
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— Hooters (@Hooters) May 5, 2014
Happy Mother’s Day!
Was it Joyce that wrote, “Whatever else is unsure in this stinking dunghill of a world a mother’s love is not?” I know exactly what he means. For the past thirty years, I have never once doubted your slavish devotion to me, your best and only child. You are the bedrock, the lynchpin, the gluey Mom-particle slathered across the construction paper of my reality.
When my shoelaces needed tying, who bent down and tied them? You did. When my boo-boos needed bandaging last week, who was there to wipe away the tears and apply immediate, life saving first-aid? You were, that’s who. When that vindictive, alcoholic judge set my bail at fifty thousand dollars, who took out a second mortgage on her home to pay for it? And who forfeited that bail money and lost that home when I crossed the state line to go to the “good” gentleman’s club? I bet you know what I’m going to write next without me even having to write it. That’s just how strong our mother/son bond is.
Sometimes it makes me wonder: is there really ever any way to repay a woman who has given so much? The woman who gave the precious gift of life itself…?
I would say, affirmatively, yes. Yes, there is. You’re the most important woman in my life, Mom, and that’s why we’re going to celebrate YOU this Mother’s Day–at Hooters. The one closest to my house.
Ah! I can already imagine your lips parting in protest! Has motherly selflessness lodged in your breast for so long that you have no vacancies for the thoughtful gesture of a grateful son? Look, Mom, I know you’re worried about the cost, but you don’t have to. As I told you last Christmas when I bought you Marvel’s The Avengers on Blu-ray Disc (and you, bless your thrifty soul, said I shouldn’t have), the central bank of my heart will always print out more money for you. Whatever your heart desires, from a pitcher of our nation’s finest mass-produced domestic beer to a t-shirt that reads “I Got Double Ds in High School,” it’s yours.
That said, given my current fiscal crisis, I’d ask you to limit your entree purchase to $ 10.
Tonight it’s about you and me, Mom. I want to hear more about your craft projects, and how things are going since Dad left us for that young harlot. The farthest thing from my mind will be the parade of busty, apple-bottomed, scantily clad women cooing about what a “darling” and “sweetheart” I am for taking you out on Mother’s Day. When the breasts of Brandi, our waitress, crash into my shoulder blades with all the passion and drama of shifting tectonic plates, it will barely register on my Richter scale. Because I’ll be paying rapt attention to your story about what’s her face who did that thing in your Sunday School class or whatever.
I can’t conceive of a more perfect place to rejoice in the enduring love of mother and son, can you? Everywhere I turn there will be a monument to you. The basket of Buffalo wings upon which we shall snack will be tender and slightly sweet, much like your ever-patient care for me. Everywhere I look I will see your face beaming at mine: from your actual face, which will be right in front of me, to your food face that I will make on my plate out of curly fries (your Pre-Raphaelite tresses!) and a “I-Just-Don’t-Give-A-HOOT” Triple Cheeseburger.
The maternal presence of the Hooters Owl, watching over me with those massive, melon-like eyes, will make me think about things. Big things. Big, heaving things. Big, heaving, sweaty, globular things…
I mean, the big things in life. You know, like, “‘Hoo-hoo’ am I? I’d be nothing without my Mom.”
And just when your heart feels like it is going to burst at a son’s solemn show of love (with you feigning heartburn, but I know you!) I will unveil my last surprise. A literal cherry on top. I will have whispered into Brandi’s ear that it is not only Mother’s Day, but also your birthday. As a chorus line of blondes and redheads and brunettes and even an Asian (remind me to get her number) jiggles and bounces and titters through a rendition of the happy birthday song just for you, I will look over and see the tears in your eyes.
You won’t have to say anything because I know what you’ll be thinking: “I have the best son in the world.”
Sometimes Kitty needs somebody who can give her the pleasure she so badly needs, at times she feels like everyone takes her for granted. McLovin has the goods and he is only too willing to show this sexy milf a better side of life to her mundane grind. He joins her in her lavish pink boudoir and gets straight down to sucking on her knockers, which are as giant as his head. She bends over and sucks his hard dickhead which feels so young and virile in her hands. As he thrusts his rod inside her moist snatch he can’t keep his hands off her breasts and she moans as he gives it to her hard. He comes in her mouth and she swallows the semen greedily.