Emma Frost The Human Diamond – Carrie Q. Contrary

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Emma Frost The Human Diamond

Carrie Q. Contrary

Genre: Graphic Novels

Publish Date: April 25, 2013

Publisher: Carrie Q. Contrary

Seller: Smashwords, Inc.


The X-Men's Emma Frost is always up to no good! Find her, Jean Grey and Polaris in this fanfic, mini comic adventure! Full color! *the Emma Frost character is copyright Marvel comics, and is used in this original fanfic work for free distribution.

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Human Beings Let You Down – The Wind and The Wave

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Human Beings Let You Down

The Wind and The Wave

Genre: Alternative

Price: $ 9.99

Release Date: October 25, 2018

© ℗ 2018 The Wind and the Wave

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Being Human In Public – Jessie Reyez

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Being Human In Public

Jessie Reyez

Genre: R&B/Soul

Price: $ 6.99

Release Date: October 19, 2018

© ℗ 2018 FMLY

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The Day Human Prince – B. Kristin McMichael

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The Day Human Prince

The Day Human Trilogy, no. 1

B. Kristin McMichael

Genre: Paranormal

Publish Date: April 10, 2014

Publisher: B. Kristin McMichael

Seller: Smashwords, Inc.


Devin Alexander grew up as the only day human in a world surrounded by night humans who drank blood, sometimes his blood. He spent his life training toward one goal: the protection of one of those blood drinkers, Arianna Grace. But what is he supposed to do when the blue-eyed girl of the legends doesn’t need him anymore? What does his life mean then? How is a guy supposed to move on when the girl he has yearned over for a decade has chosen someone else? Before he can even start to figure out his new life without Arianna, Devin has to deal with another problem. He needs to take care of some unfinished business with a night human he has known for less than a month, but with whom he is magically bound. Vanessa McKinny has promised that she knows a way to undo the spell she placed on Devin to save his life. Devin would do anything to break the bond to be free of her, even if it means traveling to the sidhe village, a place inhabited by a race of night humans that has not had a day human visitor in more than a hundred years. If he doesn’t want to get stuck, he must work with Nessa to find a way to break the bond. Only then can Devin have time to get back to finding his new goal in life, unless he discovers that his path lies with the sidhe.

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Neanderthal Seeks Human: A Smart Romance – Penny Reid

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Neanderthal Seeks Human: A Smart Romance

Knitting in the City

Penny Reid

Genre: Contemporary

Publish Date: June 17, 2013

Publisher: Penny Reid

Seller: Smashwords, Inc.


This is a full-length, 110k word novel and is the first book in the Knitting in the City series. There are three things you need to know about Janie Morris: 1) She is incapable of engaging in a conversation without volunteering TMTI (Too Much Trivial Information), especially when she is unnerved, 2) No one unnerves her more than Quinn Sullivan, and 3) She doesn't know how to knit. After losing her boyfriend, apartment, and job in the same day, Janie Morris can't help wondering what new torment fate has in store. To her utter mortification, Quinn Sullivan- aka Sir McHotpants- witnesses it all then keeps turning up like a pair of shoes you lust after but can't afford. The last thing she expects is for Quinn- the focus of her slightly, albeit harmless, stalkerish tendencies- to make her an offer she can't refuse.

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To Err is Human

To err is human, to forgive is divine,
to moo is bovine,
to bleat is ovine,
to oink is porcine,
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to bark is canine,
to purr is feline.
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NFL’s Kendall Wright Ordered to Pay $400,000 In Human Stock Exchange Case

Talk about return on investment … a judge has ordered Vikings WR Kendall Wright to pay nearly $ 400,000 to a company that sells stock in professional athletes. As we previously reported … Fantex, Inc. — a business that makes deals with athletes to…

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The Ricky Gervais Guide to… The HUMAN BODY – Ricky Gervais, Steve Merchant & Karl Pilkington

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The Ricky Gervais Guide to… The HUMAN BODY

Ricky Gervais, Steve Merchant & Karl Pilkington

Genre: Comedy

Price: $ 1.95

Publish Date: January 26, 2010

© ℗ © 2010 Glyn Hughes

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Earth Harp Sessions, Vol. 1 – Earth Harp & The Human Experience

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Earth Harp Sessions, Vol. 1

Earth Harp & The Human Experience

Genre: Instrumental

Price: $ 7.92

Release Date: August 25, 2012

© ℗ 2012 Human Experience Creations

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The 10 Senses That Will Make Robots More Human

Robots and AI are expected to operate more seamlessly within the human world. To achieve this, scientists have begun outfitting technology with the same sensors that human beings use. Those sensors, more commonly known as the five senses, are sight, hearing, taste, smell, and touch. In this series, WIRED Brand Lab explores the senses that are being developed for technology so that these objects can better operate within the human world and humans can better interact with the virtual world.
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Moby says Melania Trump’s Coat Proves Detachment to Human Suffering

[[tmz:video id=”0_towaws9h”]] Moby would like to give Melania Trump the benefit of the doubt after she wore a tone-deaf coat on her way to visit immigrant children held at detention centers … but the legendary producer just can’t bring…

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11 Completely True Things They Don’t Want You To Know About The Human Body

11 Completely True Things They Don't Want You To Know About The Human Body

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Only Human (Deluxe) – Calum Scott

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Only Human (Deluxe)

Calum Scott

Genre: Pop

Price: $ 8.99

Release Date: March 9, 2018

© ℗ 2018 Capitol Records

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Performing Human – EP – Parquet Courts


Performing Human – EP
Parquet Courts

Release Date:
August 19, 2016
Total Songs:
4

Genre:
Alternative

Price:
$ 5.16

Copyright
℗ 2016 Rough Trade


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Human Flow – Ai Weiwei

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Human Flow

Ai Weiwei

Genre: Documentary

Price: $ 14.99

Rental Price: $ 4.99

Release Date: October 13, 2017


Over 65 million people around the world have been forced from their homes to escape famine, climate change and war in the greatest human displacement since World War II. Human Flow, an epic film journey led by the internationally renowned artist Ai Weiwei, gives a powerful visual expression to this massive human migration. The documentary elucidates both the staggering scale of the refugee crisis and its profoundly personal human impact.Captured over the course of an eventful year in 23 countries, the film follows a chain of urgent human stories that stretches across the globe in countries including Afghanistan, Bangladesh, France, Greece, Germany, Iraq, Israel, Italy, Kenya, Mexico, and Turkey. Human Flow is a witness to its subjects and their desperate search for safety, shelter and justice: from teeming refugee camps to perilous ocean crossings to barbed-wire borders; from dislocation and disillusionment to courage, endurance and adaptation; from the haunting lure of lives left behind to the unknown potential of the future. Human Flow comes at a crucial time when tolerance, compassion and trust are needed more than ever. This visceral work of cinema is a testament to the unassailable human spirit and poses one of the questions that will define this century: Will our global society emerge from fear, isolation, and self-interest and choose a path of openness, freedom, and respect for humanity?

© © 2017 Human Flow UG. All Rights Reserved.

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The Perfect Human Diet – C.J. Hunt

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The Perfect Human Diet

C.J. Hunt

Genre: Documentary

Price: $ 6.99

Rental Price: $ 0.99

Release Date: January 1, 2012


The Perfect Human Diet is the unprecedented global exploration for a solution to our epidemic of overweight, obesity and diet-related diseases – the #1 killer in America. This film, by broadcast journalist C.J. Hunt, bypasses current dietary group-think by exploring modern dietary science, previous historical findings, ancestral native diets and the emerging field of human dietary evolution – revealing for the first time, the authentic human diet. Film audiences finally can see what our species truly needs for optimal health and are given a practical template based on scientific facts.

© © 2012 Hunt Thompson Media, L.L.C.

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‘Project Runway’ Star Michael Costello Sued for Ripping Off ‘Human Skin’ Face Mask

Designer Michael Costello ripped off a makeup artist’s face mask and tried slithering away with his own version on the runway … this according to a new lawsuit. The “Project Runway” darling from season 8 has been sued by special effects makeup…

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El Gato: The Human Glacier – Gucci Mane

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El Gato: The Human Glacier

Gucci Mane

Genre: Hip-Hop/Rap

Price: $ 9.99

Release Date: December 22, 2017

© ℗ 2017 Atlantic Recording Corporation for the United States and WEA International Inc. for the world outside of the United States. A Warner Music Group Company

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How to Solve Our Human Problems, Pt. 1 – EP – Belle and Sebastian

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How to Solve Our Human Problems, Pt. 1 – EP

Belle and Sebastian

Genre: Alternative

Price: $ 4.99

Release Date: December 8, 2017

© ℗ 2017 Matador

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The Totally Unscientific Study of the Search for Human Happiness (Unabridged) – Paula Poundstone

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The Totally Unscientific Study of the Search for Human Happiness (Unabridged)

Paula Poundstone

Genre: Comedy

Price: $ 20.95

Publish Date: May 9, 2017

© ℗ © 2017 HighBridge, a Division of Recorded Books

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Human Compatibility: Hidden Factors Rule Your Relationships

You’ve been lied to about what makes two people compatible. As long as two people enjoy mutual physical attraction and share basic likes such as baseball games and pizza, and dislikes such as cold weather, they are compatible, right? Wrong. Isn’t compatibility just a matter of a couple working hard to make their differences bearable? Nope. Real compatibility isn’t a choice. Patience and understanding don’t cancel out innate strife.
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This Is Your Brain on Music: The Science of a Human Obsession – Daniel J. Levitin

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This Is Your Brain on Music: The Science of a Human Obsession

Daniel J. Levitin

Genre: Arts & Entertainment

Price: $ 20.95

Publish Date: August 3, 2007

© ℗ © 2007 Penguin Audio

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The Daily Show with Jon Stewart Presents Earth (The Audiobook): A Visitor’s Guide to the Human Race (Unabridged) – Jon Stewart

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The Daily Show with Jon Stewart Presents Earth (The Audiobook): A Visitor’s Guide to the Human Race (Unabridged)

Jon Stewart

Genre: Comedy

Price: $ 14.95

Publish Date: September 21, 2010

© ℗ © 2010 Hachette Audio

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Becoming Human – Eliza Green

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Becoming Human

Series: Exilon 5, Book 1

Eliza Green

Genre: Sci-Fi & Fantasy

Publish Date: March 11, 2013

Publisher: Eliza Green

Seller: Smashwords


A VENDETTA. A DESIRE FOR FREEDOM. A SECRET THAT WILL CHANGE EVERYTHING. In 2163, a polluted and overcrowded Earth forces humans to search for a new home. But the exoplanet they target, Exilon 5, is occupied. Having already begun a massive relocation programme, the World Government on Earth sends Bill Taggart to monitor the threat level of the Indigenes, the alien race that lives on Exilon 5. Bill is a man on the edge. He believes the Indigenes killed his wife, but he doesn’t know why. Until now. Stephen has every reason to despise the humans and their attempts to colonise his planet. To protect his species from further harm, he must go against his very nature and become human. Laura O’Halloran is losing her daily battle with Seasonal Affective Disorder. Her only chance at recovery is leaving the dark Earth for the sunnier climate of Exilon 5. She hopes her credentials as a World Government employee will secure her a one-way trip, but with the ever increasing relocation demand that is not a guarantee. Her discovery of a deadly secret threatens her life and that of Bill and Stephen. A secret so great it could rip apart both worlds. Becoming Human, part one in the Exilon 5 series, is a dystopian action adventure that you won’t want to put down.

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Donald Trump turns into human cheeseburger in new Kill The Noise music video

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Detroit: Become Human Trailer Score: Paris Games Week Trailer

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The Human Centipede 3 (Final Sequence) – Tom Six

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The Human Centipede 3 (Final Sequence)

Tom Six

Genre: Horror

Price: $ 14.99

Release Date: May 22, 2015


Warning: graphic content. 500 prisoners, one body: the world's most deranged medical experiment reaches new heights in this final installment of the notoriously shocking trilogy. Stars Eric Roberts.

© © 2014 Six Entertainment Company. All Rights Reserved

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The Human Centipede 3 (Final Sequence) – Tom Six

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The Human Centipede 3 (Final Sequence)

Tom Six

Genre: Horror

Price: $ 14.99

Release Date: May 22, 2015


Warning: graphic content. 500 prisoners, one body: the world's most deranged medical experiment reaches new heights in this final installment of the notoriously shocking trilogy. Stars Eric Roberts.

© © 2014 Six Entertainment Company. All Rights Reserved

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The Human Centipede 3 (Final Sequence) – Tom Six

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The Human Centipede 3 (Final Sequence)

Tom Six

Genre: Horror

Price: $ 14.99

Release Date: May 22, 2015


Warning: graphic content. 500 prisoners, one body: the world's most deranged medical experiment reaches new heights in this final installment of the notoriously shocking trilogy. Stars Eric Roberts.

© © 2014 Six Entertainment Company. All Rights Reserved

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Human peace sign, a tribute to John Lennon

People attempt to set a record for the largest human peace symbol in NYC to celebrate what would have been John Lennon's 75th birthday. Rough Cut (No reporter narration).
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The Elite Study: DNA of Extreme Human Performance

Dr. Euan Ashley and his team are gathering DNA samples from the most elite endurance athletes on the planet to find the genetic reasons that they are so fit.
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News: New Evidence Confirms First Human Ancestors Climbed Down From Trees To Retrieve Dropped Snack

TEMPE, AZ—Providing a definitive explanation as to how and why early humans evolved away from their closest primate relatives, researchers at the Arizona State University Institute of Human Origins presented findings Tuesday confirming that our species’ first ancestors began to climb down from trees to retrieve snacks they had dropped.

Anatomical evidence from the 6-million-year-old fossilized remains of Sahelanthropus peinaó—which was unearthed earlier this year in South Africa and is now believed to be the last common ancestor shared by chimpanzees and modern humans—suggests that the animal frequently descended from the jungle canopy to retrieve delicious morsels that it fumbled from its pudgy hands due to inattention, overeager eating, or a loosening grasp as it dozed off after a meal. According to scientists, it was this snack-retrieval instinct that gradually shaped the tree-dwelling hominid into the modern terrestrial Homo sapiens.

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The Ricky Gervais Guide to… The HUMAN BODY – Ricky Gervais, Steve Merchant & Karl Pilkington

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The Ricky Gervais Guide to… The HUMAN BODY

Ricky Gervais, Steve Merchant & Karl Pilkington

Genre: Comedy

Price: $ 1.95

Publish Date: January 18, 2010

© ℗ © 2010 Glyn Hughes

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Yoko Ono to Commemorate John Lennon’s 75th Birthday With World’s Largest Human Peace Sign

In honor of what would have been John Lennon’s 75th birthday, Yoko Ono is organizing the world’s largest human peace sign.
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Condition Hüman – Queensrÿche


Condition Hüman
Queensrÿche

Expected Release Date:
October 2, 2015
Total Songs:
12

Genre:
Metal

Price:
By Song Only

Copyright
℗ 2015 Queensryche Holdings LLC, a DE LLC, under exclusive license to Century Media Records Ltd.


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My N.Y. – Jon Batiste & The Stay Human Band

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My N.Y.

Jon Batiste & The Stay Human Band

Genre: Jazz

Price: $ 5.99

Release Date: October 28, 2011

© ℗ 2011 Naht Jona LLC.

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Robert Kraft — Tom Brady Is Greatest Human Ever … And Classy

To say New England Patriots owner Robert Kraft thinks highly of his star QB is a gross understatement … and the proof is in his post-Deflategate comments on the situation.  “As I have said during this process and throughout his Patriots career,…

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Condition Hüman – Queensrÿche

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Condition Hüman

Queensrÿche

Genre: Metal

Price: $ 7.99

Expected Release Date: October 2, 2015

© ℗ 2015 Queensryche Holdings LLC, a DE LLC, under exclusive license to Century Media Records Ltd.

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Earth Harp Sessions, Vol. 1 – Earth Harp & The Human Experience

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Earth Harp Sessions, Vol. 1

Earth Harp & The Human Experience

Genre: Instrumental

Price: $ 7.92

Release Date: August 25, 2012

© ℗ 2012 Human Experience Creations

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Sports News in Brief: Study: Human Reaction Time Now Best Measured By How Long It Takes To Pause ESPN Video Player

STANFORD, CA— Providing new insight into the inner workings of the central nervous system, a study published Friday by researchers at Stanford University revealed that human reaction time is now most accurately measured by the speed at which a person is able to pause a video on ESPN.com. “The data clearly indicates that one’s ability to respond to sensory stimuli is best represented by the number of milliseconds that pass between seeing the video player load at the top of an ESPN article, hovering the cursor over it to reveal the control bar, and then hitting the pause button,” said Stanford neurologist Dana Frankel, adding that upon processing the audiovisual prompt, the brain will immediately begin firing neurons that signal the fingers to stop the video before sounds of a pre-roll commercial begin playing. “We’ve also found that we are able to actually improve upon this reflex …




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Design FX – Dawn of the Planet of the Apes: Transforming Human Motion-Capture Performances Into Realistic-Looking Apes

In the latest incarnation of Dawn of the Planet of the Apes Andy Serkis and Toby Kebbell deliver human motion-capture performances to help bring the realistic apes to life. Shot with a combination of high-speed cameras, Mike Seymour breaks down the tech behind shooting the motion-capture scenes on location versus on a sound stage.
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American Voices: Mosquitoes Use Complex Tactics To Seek Human Prey

Researchers have found that mosquitoes use a complex system of visual, olfactory, and thermal methods to track their human targets, such as sensing exhaled carbon dioxide or pursuing body heat emissions, all of which render the usual methods of repelling insects relatively ineffective against these biting pests. What do you think?



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Human – Joell Ortiz & !llmind

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Human

Joell Ortiz & !llmind

Genre: Hip-Hop/Rap

Price: $ 8.99

Release Date: July 17, 2015

© ℗ 2015 Roseville Music Group

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News in Brief: Scientists Find Human Vocal Cords Developed Over Millennia To Lower Voice When Speculating On Acquaintance’s Sexual Orientation

MELBOURNE, AUSTRALIA—Tracing the unique behavior back to the dawn of civilization, researchers at Monash University announced Wednesday that lowering one’s voice to discuss a person’s sexual orientation is a physiological trait that evolved in humans over thousands of years. “The fossil record shows the human larynx completing a transformation around 11,000 years ago, which coincides with the time period when Homo sapiens appear to have begun speculating about their fellow clan members’ sexual preferences in fevered whispers,” said Dr. Raif Gonzales, who added that evidence from archaeological sites in the Indus valley suggests that, around this time, ancient humans developed the ability to gather in small groups to privately discuss their friends and neighbors, sneak glances over their shoulders, and drop their voices to a hushed, barely audible level when intoning the word “gay.” “Recently unearthed fragments of skull bones suggest eyebrow-raising evolved during this period …



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Human Race Ceases Any And All Affiliation With Donald Trump

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Human Nature (feat. Rick Braun, Kirk Whalum & Norman Brown) – BWB

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Human Nature (feat. Rick Braun, Kirk Whalum & Norman Brown)

BWB

Genre: Jazz

Price: $ 9.99

Release Date: June 18, 2013

© ℗ 2013 Heads Up International, a division of Concord Music Group, Inc.

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Mira Sorvino’s Fight To End Human Trafficking

Mira Sorvino visits Access Hollywood Live to talk about the United Way Center on Human Trafficking & Slavery that just opened in Washington, DC.


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The Human Centipede – Tom Six

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The Human Centipede

Tom Six

Genre: Horror

Price: $ 19.99

Rental Price: $ 3.99

Release Date: April 28, 2010


Internationally respected Siamese twin surgeon Dr. Josef Heiter has a demented vision for mankind’s future existence. He wants to remove human beings’ kneecaps so they have to exist on all fours and then surgically graft them mouth-to-anus to form a centipede chain. When two stranded female Americans arrive at his luxury home-cum-hospital looking for help, his long-gestating plan swiftly moves into chilling action with a shocking force. Kidnapping a third Japanese male tourist he begins the tissue matches, teeth removal and buttock moulding to create his triplet creature…

© © 2009 six entertainment

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Neanderthal Seeks Human: A Smart Romance – Penny Reid

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Neanderthal Seeks Human: A Smart Romance

Knitting in the City

Penny Reid

Genre: Contemporary

Publish Date: June 17, 2013

Publisher: Penny Reid

Seller: Smashwords


This is a full-length, 110k word novel and is the first book in the Knitting in the City series. There are three things you need to know about Janie Morris: 1) She is incapable of engaging in a conversation without volunteering TMTI (Too Much Trivial Information), especially when she is unnerved, 2) No one unnerves her more than Quinn Sullivan, and 3) She doesn't know how to knit. After losing her boyfriend, apartment, and job in the same day, Janie Morris can't help wondering what new torment fate has in store. To her utter mortification, Quinn Sullivan- aka Sir McHotpants- witnesses it all then keeps turning up like a pair of shoes you lust after but can't afford. The last thing she expects is for Quinn- the focus of her slightly, albeit harmless, stalkerish tendencies- to make her an offer she can't refuse.

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Ruby Rose Introduces Us to Orange is the New Black’s Stella, Tells Us What it Means to Be a Human

Orange Is The New Black, OITNB, Taylor Schilling, Ruby RoseSo what episode are you on? 

That’s the big question this weekend as people around the world are hunkering down for a weekend of doing nothing but watching all of Orange is the…


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News in Brief: Area Man Just In Bad Mood Because He’s Tired And An Awful Human Being

LUBBOCK, TX—Offering up an apology moments after snapping at a coworker Tuesday, local claims adjuster Ryan Tuttle reportedly explained to his colleague that he’s just in a bad mood because he didn’t get enough sleep the night before and he’s a generally terrible human being. “I didn’t mean to get so frustrated with you in that meeting—to be honest, I’m just really drowsy and innately insufferable,” said Tuttle to his slighted coworker, adding that he tends to lash out when he hasn’t slept well or even briefly considered the feelings of those around him. “Look, you know I wouldn’t have yelled at you if I had been endowed with the slightest bit of empathy and got a full night of sleep. We’ve all been there, right? Sometimes exhaustion and being a fundamentally despicable individual at heart just brings out the …





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Robots Read News – About Human Consciousness

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An artificial leg that feels the floor. What? 

And how about a car that won’t let you drive if you are drunk? That’s useful, but what we really need is a phone that won’t let you text when you’re horny.

And teaching robots to fight with swords. What could go wrong?

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Social Music – Jon Batiste & Stay Human

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Social Music

Jon Batiste & Stay Human

Genre: Jazz

Price: $ 6.99

Release Date: October 15, 2013

© ℗ 2013 Jon Batiste under exclusive license to Razor & Tie Recordings, LLC. Manufactured and marketed by Razor & Tie Direct, LLC.

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This Pet Duck Is Beyond Psyched To See His Human Bestie Come Home From School

Friendship knows no species — just ask these two BFFs.

Jonny and Nibbles are the best of friends. Nibbles is an 11-month-old duck, and Jonny is a 10-year-old human. BuzzFeed recently spoke with Jonny’s mother, Jamie Toschi, who posted a video of her son’s feathered friend eagerly awaiting the arrival of his BFF. In the video, Nibbles sits shotgun in the car while he and Toschi wait for Jonny to get off the school bus. And Nibbles gets totally turnt, quacking up a storm, when he sees his bestie. “I knew he was going to start quaking when he saw Jonny get off the bus,” Toschi told the site.

Nibbles is a Rouen drake who has had a special bond with Jonny since his birth, Toschi wrote on YouTube. Jonny was best friends with Daisy, Nibble’s mom, who died a month after she laid 10 eggs. When the baby chicks hatched, Jonny was the first person Nibbles saw. “Jonny was devastated when Daisy died and he held on to Nibbles and never let go,” Toschi wrote.

This special moment blossomed into a wonderful friendship. Toschi chronicles the growing bond between the boy and his duck on a Facebook page, “The Adventures of Jonny and Nibbles.” There, she describes Nibbles as Jonny’s BFF (BIRD FRIEND FOREVER). The photos show the two friends playing outside, riding in the car, and just chilling and watching TV together at home. You know, best friend stuff.

Nibbles has helped Jonny to come out of his shell.” Toschi told BuzzFeed. ““This duck has definitely made an impact on his life.”

If you’re thinking of getting a pet duck, check out PETA’s fact sheet to make an informed and ethical decision.

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Michael B. Jordan Pens Perfect Response To Trolls Mad He’s The Black Human Torch

Marvel Comics employs several alternate variations of their beloved characters, with many appearing as a different race, color or often, another sexual orientation.

Unfortunately for humanity’s sake, Michael B. Jordan’s casting a Johnny Storm a.k.a. the Human Torch in the upcoming Fantastic Four reboot has overshadowed anything else regarding the movie. And yes, it’s because he’s Black.

Although he could have ignored all the racist social media posts as the movie’s August 7 release date approached, he linked up with Entertainment Weekly for a fantastic op-ed where he gives his well-articulated opinion on the situation.

Here’s an excerpt:

It used to bother me, but it doesn’t anymore. I can see everybody’s perspective, and I know I can’t ask the audience to forget 50 years of comic books. But the world is a little more diverse in 2015 than when the Fantastic Four comic first came out in 1961. Plus, if Stan Lee writes an email to my director saying, “You’re good. I’m okay with this,” who am I to go against that?

Some people may look at my casting as political correctness or an attempt to meet a racial quota, or as part of the year of “Black Film.” Or they could look at it as a creative choice by the director, Josh Trank, who is in an interracial relationship himself—a reflection of what a modern family looks like today.

This is a family movie about four friends—two of whom are myself and Kate Mara as my adopted sister—who are brought together by a series of unfortunate events to create unity and a team. That’s the message of the movie…To the trolls on the Internet, I want to say: Get your head out of the computer…this is the world we live in.

Jordan has earned his acting stripes by appearing in acclaimed appearances such as Fruitvale Station and The Wire but good luck telling a keyboard bigot that.

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American Voices: Airplane Rains Down Human Waste On Teen’s Sweet 16 Party

A teenager from Levittown, PA celebrating her Sweet 16 party outdoors this week had her event ruined when a plane flying overhead emptied its human waste containers into the sky and feces rained down on the guests. What do you think?





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Human Rights for Robots

What will happen when computers can simulate human thinking well enough to fool us every time? Will the machines appear “alive” but somehow soulless to us? 

The major religions of the world believe humans have souls. What happens to those belief systems when we see robots that think and act exactly like real humans while possessing no soul? The age of robotics could replace religion, at least for the young. We will come to see our bodies as moist robots working according to the rules of physics, not magical beings with invisible souls that guide our actions. In other words, when robots start acting exactly like humans, humans will feel more like robots at the same time. It probably works both ways.

Will our human-like robots eventually have human-like rights? I think they will because a robot is a valuable asset and so the legal protections would probably be similar on economic grounds alone. For example, someday you will see laws that say you can’t discriminate against robots in hiring. And that makes perfect sense because the robots will be owned by humans, and the humans will be trying to extract the greatest value from their worker robots by sending them out to jobs. Employment laws will probably change thanks to robot industry lobbying efforts, and that includes equal employment access for robots, whether it is good for most humans or not.

At some point in human history – and I think today’s kids will live to see it – humans and robots will be working together, living together, and probably dating.

And once we start dating robots, humans will demand equal rights for their robot partners. Robot manufacturers will lobby for equal rights for robots to support their business models. And humans will program some robots to be activists fighting for rights.

The penalty for “murdering” a robot will be light compared to murdering a human. But that distinction will disappear over time as robots develop their own personalities based on their individual experiences. If a hacker wiped out the memory of a robot, including the cloud backup, the human owning the robot would lose a best friend, maybe a co-worker, and maybe a lover. 

So the penalty for injuring a robot’s body might remain low, assuming cloud backups are available and robot bodies are insured. This is similar to human law in the sense that injuring someone is a lower penalty than killing. But the penalty for destroying a robot’s memory database and evolved personality might someday become equal to human murder penalties if only because of the emotional damage to the human survivors.

Once the robots become our step-parents, our lovers, our friends, and our co-workers, we will start treating the robot’s cloud backup as its “soul” and we will create laws that treat the killing of a human and the deleting of a robot’s cloud memory as equal.

I float a lot of wild ideas on this blog. But I give today’s prediction of robots acquiring “human rights” a likelihood of 99% for a child born today who lives out a normal lifespan.

I also think it is 99% certain that humans will move their “minds” into computers at some point in human history. But we won’t want to do that until we know our new bodies will have rights equal to our old bodies. And we won’t want to live as soulless minds in robots until we come to believe our moist robots have no souls.

The two preconditions (outside technology) for moving human minds to computers are:

1. Equal (or similar) rights for robots and humans.

2. A belief that souls do not exist.

Both conditions will be satisfied. My guess is that the technology part will be available in 10-20 years. 

On another note, I think the odds of robots eroding religion to irrelevance by reducing belief in souls is about 50%. There is an equal chance that religion will adapt and start treating robots as God’s creations via humans who are divinely inspired. Surely there will be a Catholic-approved “soul module” for robots someday. And robots might go to church for the same reasons humans do. 

Do you agree we will have nearly-equal rights for robots someday?

Bonus Creepy Thoughts: Someday you will attend a funeral for Grandpa and an hour later the robot version of grandpa will walk in the door and ask how it went. The day you lose someone will be the day the robot version can be legally activated. You can’t have two versions of the same person running around. It would be chaos.

The big problem with eternal life is that some people deserve to die. So let’s say that by the time we have the technology to move human minds to silicon we also have the ability to delete corrupt subroutines at the same time so the robot version of you has fewer mental issues.

So all robots would be more awesome than the human personalities that seeded them. We’d leave behind all the baggage, depression, and bad experiences. We’d amp up our happiness, our tolerance for others, and perhaps our integrity. The robot version of you would have better character than human you.

On day one, your robot form would resemble your old human form, flaws and all. But over time you would upgrade your robot body to be more attractive because beauty provides an advantage over the still-moist portion of the population.

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Drones with human-like eyes and reflexes to avoid mid-air collisions. 

Imagine insect-sized drones flying in swarms. How would a defender keep them out?

And super-cheap radar will makes drones see better too.

Put it all together and before long your terrorists will be launching drone swarms that invade a city and wait for pedestrians to open doors so they can tailgate behind and detonate inside. Luckily for you, I already wrote that book years ago so you can find out how it all ends.

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Richard Branson Becomes A Human Bowling Ball During Chicago Bulls Game

Meet the world’s most valuable bowling ball.

Billionaire businessman and noted thrill-seeker Richard Branson became a human bowling ball on Wednesday night as part of a stunt during a game between the Chicago Bulls and Atlanta Hawks.

Branson, who was in the Windy City for the opening of his first Virgin Hotel, allowed Benny the Bull to put him into a slingshot contraption:

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Branson was launched at a set of oversized pins:

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Took aim:

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And managed to knock down two of the six pins:

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Branson hit a foam wall on the other side, then came up smiling and waving to the crowd:

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“Glad he’s walking away there,” one of the announcers joked after mentioning that Branson declined a safety helmet for the stunt. “That could’ve been ugly.”

The Bulls beat the Hawks, 91-85.

The NBA playoffs get under way this weekend, with Chicago taking on the Milwaukee Bucks on Saturday and the Hawks facing the New Jersey Nets on Sunday.

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Campaign 2016: Hillary Clinton to Replace Her Cold Cyborg Heart With a Human One

As part of the launch for her 2016 presidential campaign, representatives of former Secretary of State Hillary Clinton have confirmed she will replace her cold cyborg heart with a human one. “This is just one way of tweaking the Clinton brand in the months to come,” said Team Hillary media Field Marshal Ernest T. Stickler, following Clinton’s presidential announcement via video message. “We want to show America the real Hillary: the spontaneous Hillary; the fun, breezy Hillary; the Hillary who doesn’t need constant battery charges or modifications to her enhanced biofuel cells.”

The human heart for Clinton will be provided by Malcolm Whitloor, a 42-year-old sales manager and lifelong Democrat from Eaton Rapids, Michigan, whose last words, according to inside sources, were, “What time is it? How did you get in my house?” The operation to replace Clinton’s present cybernetic power source will be streamed online and, if successful, will be followed by a procedure to remove the array of crystalline emotion-inhibitors that are surgically fused to her brain stem.

“We predict Ms. Clinton will make a full recovery, but it may take a while for her to operate at full capacity and successfully interact with other humans,” said Stickler. “As a result, she will not be able to campaign or communicate directly with anyone until, oh, let’s tentatively say November 8, 2016.”

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New Drug Flakka Causes Fear And Super Human Strength

We are wondering if Waka Flocka inspired this new drug, but the spelling of it makes it a bit dubious. Nevertheless, Flakka is the latest “thing” on the streets hand it has recently caused quite a stir. Most recently, a Florida man ran away from police, apparently fearful for his life. Was he scared of the police? No. The Flakka gave him the notion in his cerebellum that he was being pursued by killers. He stripped down naked and streaked through the streets. (Sometimes Flakka is spelled Flocka by the way.)

Another man on Flakka tries to break IN the police precinct.

Another Miami man impaled himself while trying to climb a fence.


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Is It All Right With You If I’m Just Out as Human?

“Oh, yeah, Eddie?  I haven’t met him, but I’ve heard he’s a really flamboyant gay type.”

“Really?  I always thought he was pretty effeminate, but actually I fucked him once.”

“Wait, what?  I thought you were–“

“A lesbian?  Yeah. Shit happens, you know?”

“So you just, like–“

“Do what I do.”

“Like, you just like people.”

“I just do what I do.”

As a self-proclaimed misanthrope, I did not fail to see the irony in my co-worker asserting that I “just like people.”  Me?  Like people?  No, I hate people!  What are you talking about?  I left the conversation there, because I didn’t want to argue against this statement and seem like some sort of super-hater, but being unable to “eff” the ineffable, as a professor of mine once put it, caused me to think more about the conversation later.  You’re thinking: You’re bi.  Just say you’re bi!  But I don’t want to say I’m bi.  Labels have recently left me a little frustrated.  How do I answer the question “Well, what are you?”  The more I try to categorize myself, the more I wonder whether it would just be all right if we all came out to each other as human.

For me, the problem with committing to the “bisexual” label is that it feels very fifty-fifty, and I don’t feel very fifty-fity.  I don’t even really want to date men.  But I have had a serious long-term relationship with a man before.  So should I say, “I was just straight for him, but I’m gay,” or, “I’m bisexual because I was serious with one dude”?  There are so many labels to describe the same situation.  Situations are concrete to me.  Why commit to the “bi” label if I’m in a relationship with a woman and don’t pursue men?  To me it feels like saying, “I’m keeping the door open, because men have happened before and could happen again.” It’s just easier to say, “This is my girlfriend.”  And that’s just a truth.  I don’t have to say, “I’m a lesbian, and this is my girlfriend, and yeah, I did date that guy in college, and yeah, it was real, and yeah, I did sleep with that guy that time after the New Year’s party. Oh, was he gay?  I don’t know, but he got it up. Maybe he’s bi?”

It’s not that I grew up hating labels.  Like anyone else in society, I found them helpful, or at least meaningful in deciphering how people are.  We use labels to help us understand each other and bond with each other.  But it is strange how the “LGBTQ” acronym maybe started as “lesbian and gay,” then became “LGB,” then “LGBT,” then “LGBTQ,” and so on, because everyone wants their preferred label to be accepted and included.  But will it eventually become LGBTQIAARTUVWXYZ vs. everyone else?  Is there even anyone left who’s not covered by the acronym?

I’m not suggesting that non-LGBTQ people don’t exist.  We all exist.  But what is this business of categorizing ourselves so finitely?  When you cut out the bullshit, it turns out that we are using labels to give each other very specific ideas of what we like to do with our genitals, at least when it comes to the “LGB” part of the acronym. Why? The other day a server at my workplace came into the kitchen and said that one of the tables was “so awesome” because “it’s two lesbians,” before rattling off a bunch of other “awesome” attributes.  And I’m thinking, “So what you really just said to me is that this table is awesome because of X, Y, and Z — oh, and also they eat pussy. That’s kind of irrelevant to their awesomeness, if we’re being fair as a human race.”  It’s sort of strange the way we identify ourselves by a certain sexuality to people we barely know:  “Hi, I’m Shaina, and my bedroom is sunny with a very low chance of penis.”  Why do we do that?

And that is part of my curiosity about whether we could identify by an all-encompassing sexuality known as, simply, “human.”  Everyone has his or her own human experience and set of preferences and turn-ons, but not everyone knows them all right away.  People become acquainted with themselves at different paces, and that’s pretty normal.  Even though it’s not as though I’m writing this to explain myself, I think the easiest way to explain why labels are too black-and-white is to explain a bit of my human experience.

I am a girl, first of all, because that’s the sex that was assigned to me at birth, and that’s how I am happy to identify. For the first 20 years of my life, I never dated another girl.  I began my adolescent dalliances phase at 11, had a couple of not-serious boyfriends in high school, and then had one serious boyfriend in college.  I never had sex before college.  I never really thought about girls before college, but I met my first girlfriend when I was 20 and dated her for a year. I continued to exclusively see women after dating her.  And you know how they say that hindsight is 20/20? Well, you can’t imagine how many times I’ve looked back on my behavior in life and noticed how achingly dykey I’ve been all along.

The first confrontation I had with my serious tomboyish nature was at my preschool’s circus. Every student got to pick what performance routine they wanted to participate in.  We had ballerinas, elephants — you name it.  I chose to be a strongman with a bunch of the boys in my class.  I never thought twice about my decision, but when my teacher was helping us dress up and it was my turn to have my handlebar mustache painted on, she asked me if I was sure I didn’t want to be a ballerina.  And I really had no idea why she was asking me this question. Why would I want to be a ballerina?  Strongmen are awesome.  Mustaches are awesome.  “No,” I said. It’s not that I wanted to be a man; I just wanted to dress like one.

As for being attracted to females, it’s hard to say when that began.  I have early memories of being interested in female bodies, but I almost think it’s hard to say that anyone doesn’t.  So many straight girls check out other girls all the time, because the female body is sick.  It’s just interesting.  

My serious dating life began in college. When I was a sophomore, I met a guy I really liked.  We dated for two years, and things were good.  It didn’t last, ultimately, but it was a relationship that, in many ways, changed me into the person I always wanted to be.

During our relationship, we sometimes talked about sexuality.  I would argue about the validity of hard lines in sexuality, and this was a conversation he didn’t love, which is understandable, because perhaps it presaged my desire to be with women.  But at the time it was more of a philosophical debate to me.  Later I did want to be with women.  And then I was.

I think the first time I talked to my parents about being with a girl, I texted my mom something about a girl I was interested in.  And she didn’t make a big deal of it.  And then I didn’t make a big deal of it.  The “we’re all cool with this” mentality was good with me.  But ultimately I realized my parents weren’t on the same page as me.  If you’ve ever had anyone call your significant other your “friend,” you understand me here.  So the next step came with a sit-down talk that never involved the words “gay” or “lesbian” but did involve the sentences “I love her” and “She is my girlfriend.”  So this situational explanation worked for a while.  But there’s still this “gay”/”lesbian” language surrounding my romantic preferences, and that’s fine, because if my family needs that to understand that I date women, then OK, but need is a strong thing.  I think we want a word to explain what’s happening.  But it’s entirely superfluous.

I was watching this movie called Waking Life with my girlfriend the other day, and in one scene a woman talks about how human languages fail to communicate nuances because of the different connotations that words have for different people based on their personal experiences.  Take “love,”  or, extending the concept to my argument, “dating,” or “gay,” or “bi.” How can any of these words really describe what we’re doing here?  It reminds me of when people try to categorize their eating habits as “flexitarian” or “semitarian.”  I want to say, “Do you eat goddamn meat or not?”  They’re eating food, just like we’re all fucking people.  And I’m so tired of us all defining ourselves and how we feel about each other based on the words we choose to associate with our sexual orientations.

I don’t have a word for being a girl who was assigned “female” at birth; identifies as a girl; grew up dressing like (and still sometimes dresses like) a boy; once dated men but now dates women; eats meat, vegetables, gluten, and dairy; is white; has blonde hair and blue eyes; and is short.  That’s why we have names.  I’m just Shaina.  And you’re just you, and if you want to classify yourself to help someone understand what you do with your genitals, then you can do that, and that’s cool.  But at the moment, and most likely for all the other moments, I am going to consider myself out as a human.
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Robert Owens, ‘Food Network Star’ Murder Suspect, Had Human Remains In Stove: Cops

ASHEVILLE, N.C. (AP) — Human remains were found inside a wood stove at the North Carolina home of a man charged with killing a contestant from the TV show “Food Network Star,” her husband and their unborn child, a sheriff said Friday.

Cristie Schoen Codd, and her husband, Joseph “J.T.” Codd, were likely killed three days before they were reported missing, Buncombe County Sheriff Van Duncan said at a news conference. He said investigators aren’t ready to discuss a motive for the crime. The sheriff also released search warrants that showed deputies took 11 knives and a saw blade as well as “debris from wood stove” and “debris from yard” from two of Robert Jason Owens’ homes near Asheville.

Owens is being held without bail on first-degree murder charges.

Investigators said Owens did odd jobs for the couple, and Joseph Codd texted Owens several times the day before they were last heard from.

Owens was arrested after deputies saw him throwing away some of Joseph Codd’s belongings the day the couple was reported missing. Search warrants state that Owens told his wife he killed the couple.

Owens’ court-appointed lawyer, M. Victoria Jayne, has not responded to telephone messages seeking comment.

Deputies said Owens, 36, also is a prime suspect in the disappearance of college student Zebb Quinn, whose body was never found after he disappeared 15 years ago.

Cristie Codd was originally from Biloxi, Mississippi, and had worked as a movie-set caterer. She was a contestant and finalist on “Food Network Star” during its eighth season.
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Cat Hates Translator App, Lets Human Know (VIDEO)

We aren’t ready to talk to our cats.

I mean, we all talk to our cats, but are we really talking to them? If we could, what would they say?

If this YouTuber’s video is any evidence, the response isn’t good. The clip, posted in 2013 and going viral this week, shows a woman using the Human-To-Cat Translator app on her feline, with less-than ideal results.

Also, we should note: There is no actual technology that lets you speak to your cat, beyond your innate ability to speak to your cat.
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How Animals Can Predict Human Performance

Stanford researcher Mark Denny used models from the animal world to examine just how much faster we might get in the future. Here, he explains his work.
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The Human Mind

If you needed to describe the human mind to aliens from another planet, what would be the simplest way to do it? Assume the aliens speak English.

I would tell the aliens that humans form strong bonds with sports teams and enthusiastically cheer for victory. Then I would walk away, done. The aliens, having learned all there is to know about humans, get back in their spacecraft and continue their search for intelligent life.

In my youth, I rooted for my local sports teams. As I matured, I learned that life is just particles bumping into each other according to the rules of physics. What we observe with our five senses is nothing more than the result of all that particle activity. Once that understanding sunk in, I could no longer feel any emotion about the fate of one team versus another. In the universe, shit happens, and sometimes humans are wearing matching uniforms when it does. Why would that excite me?

I think the answer lies in the illusion of free will.

If you believe humans have free will then it makes sense to see a sporting event as a battle of wills. And maybe, just maybe, your mental concentration and inspirational rooting from home is helping things along. If you believe in free will it is not a stretch to believe that your free will flies from your head into the cloud and interacts with the "will to win" of your favorite team and somehow strengthens it. Thus, you, the fan, are important to the winning process. I can see how that would be exciting.

But if you are scientific-minded, and see no evidence of this thing called free will, you probably see sports as the sum of particles bumping around. It's hard to root for that.

I'm also puzzled by the concept of loving a specific team. A professional sports team is a legal entity with assets that change every year. If the assets change (mostly the players) but you still love your team the same, you're actually rooting for an artificial corporate entity formed for tax and legal purposes. Try explaining that to your aliens.

Perhaps you love your local teams because they are local, so you have something in common and they are representing for you. But realistically, your team is comprised of a bunch of freakish multimillionaires that came from other places. And the minute their contracts expire they are probably gone.

I love playing sports because it jacks up my body chemistry, gives me a cardio workout, has social benefits, and more. But watching other people play sports doesn't entertain me. The exception is major tennis matches, but I watch those more to observe techniques I can borrow.

This all leads me to wonder if there is a strong correlation between religious belief and rooting for a sports team. Both actions require a special kind of belief in free will, and not all of us have that.

So I put the question to you, my blog readers. On a scale from 1 to 10, where do you rank in terms of religious belief and enjoyment of watching sports?

Here's me:

Religious belief: 0
Enjoy watching sports: 2

How about you?

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Daft Punk Finally Releases ‘Human After All’ Remix Album To Fans Everywhere

Eight years after its original release, Daft Punk has finally — and very discreetly– made a digital version of their elusive “Human After All” remix album available to fans worldwide.

A limited edition of the remix album was originally released in 2006. However, as the Verge points out, it was released exclusively in Japan, which made it relatively difficult for fans in the U.S. and elsewhere to get their hands on it.

Earlier this year, the electronic music duo released a reissue of the album, again only available in Japan.

The wait is finally over though as fans everywhere can now purchase or stream the latest version of the remix album, which boasts an addition of several new songs to the original 2006 release. These include remixes of “Technologic” by Le Knight Club, a side project of Daft Punk’s Guy-Manuel de Homem-Christo, and Basement Jaxx.

Though the remix album was released rather quietly this week, the lack of fanfare hasn’t stopped fans from finding out about the album and going utterly berserk.

Buy Daft Punk’s “Human After All” remix album on iTunes or stream it on Spotify:

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And This Is How You Make A Fully-Functioning Violin Out Of Human Hair

Looking back, it was probably only a matter of time before London-based artist Tadas Maksimovas, with his enviably long locks and penchant for performance, did, erm, this:

The project, “Hair Music: The Experiment,” turns Maksimovas’ hip-length hair into the strings of a very unique instrument. With just a bit of twisting and glue, his strands morph into something akin to the tightly wound steel strings of a violin. To be fair, early stringed instruments used catgut, or animal intestines, so Maksimovas is just following in the tradition of musical history. From banality comes forth creativity.

“To show that anyone can play any instrument and anyone is welcome no matter how good he/she is, we made this experiment and played music with hair,” Maksimovas writes on his Behance profile. “A material that looks impossible to play with at first glance.”

The performance piece was part of Lithuania’s Street Musician’s Day, an annual event started by musician and actor Andrius Mamontovas. Watch the video above and let us know your thoughts on the coiffure in the comments.

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