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Gucci Mane ft. Kevin Gates “I’m Not Goin,’” Tory Lanez ft. A Boogie Wit Da Hoodie “If It Ain’t Right” & More | Daily Visuals 11.16.18

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Gucci Mane’s next project Evil Genius is just a few weeks away from hitting the streets so you can expect the ATLien to begin churning out new work in the coming weeks to build a buzz for the December 7th release.

Holding court in what seems to be an abandoned church, Gucci Mane and Kevin Gates get things lit while seemingly ready to commit sin with the thick young women in attendance for the clip to “I’m Not Goin’.”

From the south to the north, Tory Lanez throws a little soiree in his home where A Boogie and a bevy of young women join him for some red light special fun in the clip to “If It Ain’t Right.”

Check out the rest of today’s drops including work from XXXTentacion & Lil Pump featuring Maluma and Swae Lee, Mozzy, and more.

GUCCI MANE FT. KEVIN GATES – “I’M NOT GOIN’”

TORY LANEZ FT. A BOOGIE WIT DA HOODIE – “If IT AIN’T RIGHT”

XXXTENTACION & LIL PUMP FT. MALUMA & SWAE LEE – “ARMS AROUND YOU”

MOZZY – “ONE OF MINES”

LITTLE SIMZ – “BOSS”

OSBS & LIL XAN – “OSB ANTHEM”

BLACC CUZZ – “ON GOD”

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You Might Be A College Student If…

..you have ever price shopped for Top Ramen.

..you live in a house with three couches, none of which match.

..you consider Mac and Cheese a balanced meal.

..you have ever written a check for 45 cents.

..you get more e-mail than snail mail.

..you have ever seen two consecutive sunrises without sleeping.

..your glass set is composed of McDonald’s Extra Value Meal Plastic Cups (e.g., Olympic Dream Team).

..your underwear supply dictates the time between laundry loads.

..you cannot remember when you last washed your car.

..you can pack your worldly possessions into the back of a pick-up (one trip).

..you live in an area that is smaller than most mobile homes.

..you average less than 3 hours of sleep a night.

..your trash is overflowing and your bank account isn’t.

..you go to Target/Wal-Mart more than 3 times a week.

..you eat at the cafeteria because it’s “free, even though it sucks.”

..you are personally keeping the local pizza place from bankruptcy.

..you wake up 10 minutes before class.

..you wear the same jeans 13 days in a row — without washing them.

..your breakfast consists of a Coke on the way to class.

..your social life consists of a date with the library.

..your idea of “doing your hair” is putting on a baseball cap.

..it takes a shovel to find the floor of your room.

..you carry less than a dollar on you at all times because that’s all you have.

..you haven’t done laundry in so long you are wearing your swimsuit to class.

..your midnight snack is microwave popcorn.

..you celebrate when you find a quarter.

..your room is so cold that your toilet freezes over.

..you wear a sweat suit for so long that it stands up by itself.

..your backpack is giving you Scoliosis.

..you get more sleep in class than in your room.

..your idea of feeding the poor is buying yourself some Ramen Noodles.

..you can sleep through your roommate’s blaring stereo.

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You’re Lost Between Baby Boomer And Generation X If…

1. You remember when Jordache jeans with a flat-handle comb in the back pocket was cool.

2. Any photograph of you shows you wearing an Izod shirt with the collar turned up.

3. You know any “Weird Al” Yankovic songs by heart.

4. You’ve ever rung someone’s doorbell and said “Landshark!”

5. You were once bowled over by the technological excellence of such products as Atari, IntelliVision, TelStar and Coleco.

6. You remember the premier of MTV–or worse yet, you remember its predecessor, “Friday Night Videos.”

7. You and your friends ever discussed having a reunion at the end of the century and playing Prince’s “1999.”

8. A predominant color in your childhood photos is plaid.

9. You remember when music that was labeled “alternative” really was alternative, and when “alternative comedy” was really funny.

10. You took family trips BEFORE the invention of the minivan.

11. (Related to #10) You rode in the back of the station wagon facing the cars behind you.

12. You’ve recently horrified yourself by using any one of the following phrases: “You know, back when…,” “When I was your age…,” or “When I was
younger…”

13. Schoolhouse Rock played a HUGE part in how you learned things like grammar, math and history. (A big hint here is if the only way you can recite
the Preamble to the Constitution is by singing it.)

14. You ever dressed to look like someone in a Madonna, Cyndi Lauper or Duran Duran video.

15. You remember your first kiss with someone having happened while either “Leather and Lace” or “Crazy for You” was playing.

16. You remember with pain the day the Green Machine hit the streets (or the sidewalks), instantly making your Big Wheel obsolete.

17. The age-old question “Where’s the beef?” still makes you laugh.

18. You remember when film critics raved that no movie could ever possibly have more advanced special effects than “TRON.”

19. You had a crush on Ted the photographer on “Love Boat,” Gage from “Emergency,” or Ponch from “CHIPS.”

20. Your hair at some point in time in the ’80s could only be described by saying, “I was experimenting.”

21. You’ve ever shopped at Benetton.

22. You’re starting to believe that having the kids in school year-round wouldn’t be such a bad idea after all.

23. You’re currently employed doing something that has absolutely nothing to do with your college major.

24. U2 is too popular and mainstream for you now.

25. You remember trying to guess which episode of “The Brady Bunch” it was by the first scene.

26. You had a front-row seat (i.e., blew off one or more classes) for Luke and Laura’s wedding on “GH.”

27. Your parents wanted you to attend medical school, but you decided it was pointless since Quincy got all the babes anyway.

28. You know who shot J.R.

29. You recall when Love’s Baby Soft was in every girl’s Christmas stocking.

30. This rings a bell: “My name is Charlie, and they work for me.”

31. You were unsure if Diet Coke would ever catch on. (Related item: you were sure that “New Coke” would NEVER catch on.)

32. You know all the words to the double-album set of the “Grease” soundtrack.

33. You’ve ever had a Dorothy Hamill haircut.

34. You sat with your friends on any given Friday night circa 1982 and dialed 867-5309 to see if Jenny was actually there.

35. “All skate, change directions” means something to you.

36. You’ve ever owned a pair of rainbow suspenders like the ones Mork used to wear.

37. You bought a pair of Vanns and wanted to order a pizza in history class so you could be just like Jeff Spicoli. (Related item: if you’ve ever
smacked yourself in the head with a shoe and exclaimed, “I’m so wasted!”)

38. You owned a Preppy Handbook.

39. You were too young to see “Blue Lagoon,” so you just had to settle for the second-hand reports.

40. You remember when movies were only PG and R.

41. You learned to swim at about the same time “Jaws” came out….and still carry the emotional scars to prove it.

42. You remember when your cable TV box had a sliding selector switch… and your “cable remote” was connected to the TV by CORD!

43. Your jaw would ache by the time you finished one of those brick-sized packages of Bazooka.

44. You remember Bo and Luke Duke, Daisy, Boss Hogg, or–worst of all–what Sheriff Roscoe’s full name was.

45. Your parents paid $ 2,000 for a top-loading VCR that was almost the size of a coffee table.

46. You found nothing strange about Bert and Ernie living together.

47. You remember having a rotary phone.

48. You actually believed that Mikey–famed kid on the Life cereal commercials–died after eating Pop Rocks and drinking a Coke.

49. “Members Only” jackets…say no more.

50. And lastly, I’ll make a song stick in your head for the rest of the day:…you actually remember the words to the the theme song of “The Greatest
American Hero.”

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Episode 89: Compare the “Racist Dog Whistle” Filter to “If All You Have is a Hammer”

Topics:

  • Whiteboard discussion
  • Humans haven’t evolved enough (yet) to understand base reality
  • Our best tool for understanding, is a predictive reality filter
  • The dominant filter for the left is the “silent dog whistle”
  • Anybody can back-fit the past into any filter
  • Does your reality filter correctly predict the future, how often?
    • Possible Presidential pardon for Dinesh D’Sousa
    • Possible Presidential pardon for a Grandmother (Kim K. meeting with Trump)
    • Israel positions that President Trump has taken
    • Prison reform
    • Roseanne tweets

 

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N.E.R.D & Future “1000,” Fokis ft. Sadat X & Punchline “If I Had It My Way” & More | Daily Visuals 12.6.17

Donald Trump’s chaotic and racially divisive Presidency has had everyone in the culture on their political wokeness and now it seems that N.E.R.D has officially joined the resistance.

For their Future assisted visuals to “1000” N.E.R.D and Future decide to sit out any camera time and instead have the video focus on today’s political climate showcasing all the protests and racially charged demonstrations that have engulfed Agent Orange’s Amerikkka.

Back in the hood LES native Fokis calls on Punchline and Hip-Hop OG Sadat X to speak on how they’d change up the way things are done in the world in the clip to “If I Had It My Way.”

Check out the rest of today’s drops including work from Lecrae, YG Hootie, and more.

N.E.R.D & FUTURE – “1000”

FOKIS FT. SADAT X & PUNCHLINE – “IF I HAD IT MY WAY”

LECRAE – “BROKE”

J. LATELY FT. DEMRICK & KHYENCI TIENNE – “I’LL BE LIVING”

YG HOOTIE – “STILL THUGGIN’”

RALO & LIL BABY – “LIL CALI & PAKISTAN – “EXCLUSIVE”


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Drake’s ‘If You’re Reading This It’s Too Late’ Is This Year’s Top Digital Selling Album

Drake has been setting and breaking records all year and he has another one to add to the list. According to released reports from Neilsen Soundscan, Drizzy’s If You’re Reading This It’s Too Late, is the top selling digital album of 2015. It has sold over 951,000 digital copies.

IYRTITL dropped digitally on Feb. 21st and sold 535,000 its first week, debuting in the no. 1 spot on the Billboard 200 chart. The physical copy of the album hit stores on Apr. 21st. With all sales plus streaming combined, the album achieved platinum status.  This album has also been crowned the most illegally downloaded album for 2015 as well.

[ALSO READ: Drake’s ‘If You’re Reading This It’s Too Late’ Is The Most Illegally Downloaded Rap Album]

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Other top hip-hop digital albums that landed among the list include Kendrick Lamar’s To Pimp A Butterfly at no. 5 with over 479,000 digitally sold, Drake and Future’s What A Time To Be Alive at no. 6 with over 396,000 sold and Dr. Dre’s Compton at the no. 9 slot with over 364,000 sold.

 

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2 Chainz – “If I Didn’t Rap”

After a Trapavelli tape and pop-up shop, 2 Chainz unleases the visuals from his video for “If I Didn’t Rap.” Filmed in a crazy polarized and photo negative look. The track talks about what Chainz would be doing if he didn’t rap as he glides through MIA with a clean whip. Def a dope video with the crazy filter.


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2 Chainz “If I Didn’t Rap,” Stalley “Playa Way” & More | Daily Visuals 8.21.15

If you can say anything about 2 Chainz, it’s that he likes to stand out. Such is the case with his latest visuals for his Trapavelli Tre mixtape cut, “If I Didn’t Rap.”

Having shot this video as if he was being watched by The Dark Knight himself, Chainz makes it a point to prove that it doesn’t matter if you see him in a positive or negative light, he’s still gonna be balling whether it be through rapping or trapping.

Speaking of which, Stalley has been known to go hard in the paint himself. The man with the beard of 1000 teenagers continues to drop visuals and his latest, “Playa Way,” showcases how he and his team play the game on a nightly basis and just how cavalier the Ohioan can be in the right setting with the proper ambiance.

Check out the rest of today’s releases which include work from AD, Mick Jenkins, and more.

 

2 CHAINZ – “IF I DIDN’T RAP”

 

STALLEY – “PLAYA WAY”

 

AD – “JUICE”

 

MICK JENKINS – “GET UP GET DOWN”

 

DON MYKEL – “THE ESSENCE”

 

THE UNDERACHIEVERS – CHASING FAITH,” “RAIN DANCE,” “ALLUSIONS”

 

JUNGLEPUSSY – “NOW OR LATER”

 

PHONYPPL – “SMOKE TO GET SOBER”

 

THE OUTFIT, TX FT. DEVY STONEZ – “ALL BILLS PAID”

 

CHRISTIAN RICH FT. SINEAD HARNET, GOLDLINK & SECAINA HUDSON – “COMPROMISE”

 

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Drake’s ‘If You’re Reading This It’s Too Late” Hits Platinum

(AllHipHop News) Drizzy does it again. For the fourth time in his career, Drake has a platinum album. The Toronto rapper’s latest project If You’re Reading This It’s Too Late crossed the million mark and now sits at 1,011,041 units including sales plus streaming.

[ALSO READ: Here Are The 15 Most Critically Acclaimed Rappers From The 2010’s]

Drake’s If You’re Reading This It’s Too Late arrived in February as a digital only release. It has been reported the album will be available in CD format later this month.

If You’re Reading This joins Drake’s previous platinum efforts Thank Me Later, Nothing Was the Same, and his top-selling album Take Care. The OVO representative is expected to release another project, Views From The 6, later this year.

[ALSO READ: ‘If You’re Reading This It’s Too Late’ To Hit Stores With Extra Tracks]

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