Morningwood: Everybody Loves Large Chests (Vol.1) (Unabridged) – Neven Iliev

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Morningwood: Everybody Loves Large Chests (Vol.1) (Unabridged)

Neven Iliev

Genre: Comedy

Price: $ 16.95

Publish Date: October 30, 2017

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Improbables: a Satire About Very Large Numbers – Steve M

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Improbables: a Satire About Very Large Numbers

Steve M

Genre: Adventure

Publish Date: July 4, 2018

Publisher: Foxtail Media

Seller: Draft2Digital, LLC


The Final War is coming. If weapons technology advances faster than empathy there is only one destination, an extinction event.  Can we survive RESET? Elaine McGee is a science teacher going through tough times. Then the spaceship arrived. Chiro rules eighty percent of the universe. He's ruthless, crafty, and a slaver. Eighty percent is not enough for him. Can he finally crush the rebel areas of the outer spiral arms?  Math Professor Lawrence Chu may have solved an unsolvable problem. If true, the rebels will have a formidable new weapon. And it all started with an argument about a kiss. Before the History Department at the University of Centrum Kath there was the Math Department and the Numeracy Committee. Find out how it all started with this prequel. No experience necessary.  Discover  IMPROBABLES  now before your planet self-destructs (currently a 63.82% probability). Words your mother won't like? Definitely. Imaginary Sex? Of course. Satirical Viewpoints? Overwhelmingly. This book description conforms to the exception made for FACTION (Facts Told as Fiction) in accordance with Section 183.17 of the Charter of the History Department at the University of Centrum Kath, the largest repository of knowledge and learning in the universe.

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Shatner Rules: Your Key to Understanding the Shatnerverse and the World at Large (Unabridged) – William Shatner & Chris Regan

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Shatner Rules: Your Key to Understanding the Shatnerverse and the World at Large (Unabridged)

William Shatner & Chris Regan

Genre: Comedy

Price: $ 17.95

Publish Date: October 4, 2011

© ℗ © 2011 Penguin Audio

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Bob the Drag Queen: Suspiciously Large Woman – Cheyenne Picardo

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Bob the Drag Queen: Suspiciously Large Woman

Cheyenne Picardo

Genre: Comedy

Price: $ 10.99

Rental Price: $ 4.99

Release Date: July 16, 2017


The winner of RuPaul's Drag Race Season 8 returns to her hometown of Atlanta, GA purse first as a true "Queen for the People, " sharing her thoughts on, fame, fashion, sex, politics, and white people.

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You Know You’re in a Large Urban Church When…

~ You have to ride a shuttle bus from the far end of the parking lot, or from an off-site overflow parking lot to get to the main building for a
worship service.

~ You stand in line waiting for the previous service to end and when it does, you feel as if you are swimming upstream.

~ You have attended the same church, at the same time each weekend, for the past month and have not heard the same preacher twice.

~ You wonder why there are hymn books in the pew rack that are never used.

~ Baptisms take place any time of the week in the atrium water feature.

~ You can meet with a leader of the church in the atrium coffee shop.

~ There is a 400-seat prayer chapel besides the 2000+ seat main sanctuary.

~ You have to speak with a pastor through the appropriate administrative assistant after getting past a receptionist.

~ The staff are required to wear picture ID tags.

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Hero at Large – Timothy Ellis

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Hero at Large

Timothy Ellis

Genre: Science Fiction

Publish Date: April 23, 2015

Publisher: Timothy Ellis

Seller: Draft2Digital, LLC


Jonathon Hunter has evoked the wrath of 27th century pirates. With his twin sexy bodyguards, Jonathon seeks to come to grips with station life in a suddenly hostile universe. Celebrity, gratitude, sudden attacks, and a mysterious prophecy are more than most 18 year old's can handle. A reluctant hero, Jonathon is on a journey, seemingly out of his time, but always in time. Meet Jon Hunter as he starts a 2 year journey to prophecy, with his AI sidekick, and mostly female mercenary team. This is a rollicking coming of age story, of life in space, fighter and ground combat action, and surviving the consequences of surviving.  Hero at Large begins a 2 year serial story over 12 Novels, 1 Novella, and 1 Christmas story, with a Companion book. This is Life in Space (Opera), with Military Sci-Fi in space and on the ground, a Spiritual under-theme with a supernatural overtone, with cats.  If you are looking for purely military sci-fi, books 3,4,5, half of 7, half of 9, 12, and 13 will suit you.  The Hunter Legacy series: 1. Hero at Large 2. Hunted Hero Hunting 3. Send in the Hero  4. Make or Break the Hero 5. Hail the Hero 6. Burnside's Killer 7. Hire a Hero 7.5 Jane's Christmas (A short story) 8. Hero to the Rescue 9. Hero at the Gates 10 The Long Road to Gaia 11. Home is where the Hero is 12. Hero in Darkness 13. Hero to the End Also: The Hero's Companion AI Destiny series. 1. Admiral Jane 2. Queen Jane 3. Snark's Quest 4. *forthcoming* 5. *forthcoming* 6. *forthcoming*

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News: New SeaWorld Show Just Elephant Drowning In Large Tank Of Water With No Explanation

ORLANDO, FL—Noting that the show had simply appeared on the park’s schedule last week without an announcement or fanfare of any kind, visitors to SeaWorld told reporters Thursday that the theme park’s latest attraction consists solely of an elephant drowning in a large tank of water with no explanation.

The most recent addition to the amusement park’s slate of entertainment—listed on brochures and signs simply as “Elephant Drowning”—reportedly features an adult African elephant that is led out by trainers into the main amphitheater, where it is immediately shoved into a 36-foot-deep aquarium and left to slowly die, all without the music, lighting cues, or narration that typically accompany other SeaWorld shows.

“After they pushed it into the pool, it swam around for a little while, which was cool because I didn’t even know elephants could swim, but then it started really struggling to …




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