By CRACKED Readers Published: February 16th, 2018
A construction site foreman had 10 very lazy men working for him, so one day he decided to trick them into doing some work for a change.
“I’ve got a really easy job today for the laziest one among you,” he announced. “Will the laziest man please put his hand up.”
Nine hands went up.
“Why didn’t you put your hand up?” he asked the 10th man.
“Too much trouble,” he responded.
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This summer Bernie Sanders said that anyone who works 40 hours a week shouldn’t live in poverty, but Jeb Bush said that Americans should work more hours to increase their income. Even though most studies say that American workers work more than our counterparts are around the globe, we can only draw one conclusion from the continued income gap between the rich and poor in this country: why is the working class so lazy?
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Head tree trimmer Scotty Rage has been busting his ass trimming trees all afternoon. He takes a water break only to find the rest of his crew sitting around doing nothing. Boy Fillmore explains that it was Armond Rizzos idea. Scotty decides it’s time to teach Armond a lesson. They stick a ball gag in Armond’s mouth and drag him into the house. The crew takes turns pissing on Armond’s tight little body. After that, all hell breaks loose. The crew goes into a fucking and pissing frenzy, making this another Dick Wadd masterpiece.
They stick a ball gag in Armond’s mouth and drag him into the house. The crew takes turns pissing on Armond’s tight little body. After that, all hell breaks loose. The crew goes into a fucking and pissing frenzy, making this another Dick Wadd masterpiece.
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Studio Name: Dick Wadd
Whether you woke up with a serious case of bedhead or can’t deal with your blow-dryer today, there’s no easier way to craft a good hair situation than with a quick topknot. Just ask Gigi Hadid, who looked her model-off-duty best in New York City recently with her shower-fresh strands coiled into a high bun. It’s a split-second upgrade with the welcome side effect of allowing hair to dry into loose waves that can be let down at night.
Over in Formentera, Spain, Toni Garrn kept cool with her salty waves up and out of the way, while Alessandra Ambrosio’s gym-friendly spin on the style proved every bit as appealing post-workout. Meanwhile, Lily James took a romantic, off-kilter twist all the way to date night. Just in time for a lazy Saturday, here’s to the uncomplicated chic of summer’s most charming hairstyle.
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