The Lone Arranger

In a ranch kitchen sat a wood range for cooking and, as well, a second, older stove, rusting and decrepit, no longer useful except as a table. On top
of the second appliance was a squat refrigerator to keep the melon and milk cool during the hot summer. It also held some beer.

The door opened and in came Cactus, one of the hands. He reached into the old refrigerator for a beer and held it down on the top to uncap it. The
froth bubbled up and flowed down the cold bottle, and from there it dripped on to the old stove. The mess that resulted was foam, foam on the range,
where the beer and the cantaloupe stay.

(By Himie Koshevoy from “The Ants Are My Friends” by Richard Lederer & Stan Kegel (C)2007 Marion Street Press)

The Lone Arranger: “Home, home on the range, where the deer and the antelope play” (Home on the Range by Dan Kelly and Brewster Higley)

Received from Stan Kegel.
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One Day – Lone Scherfig

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One Day

Lone Scherfig

Genre: Romance

Price: $ 9.99

Rental Price: $ 3.99

Release Date: August 9, 2011

After one day together – July 15th, 1988, their college graduation – Emma Morley (Anne Hathaway) and Dexter Mayhew (Jim Sturgess) begin a friendship that lasts a lifetime. She’s a working-class girl who dreams of making the world a better place. He’s a wealthy charmer who thinks the world is his playground. Somewhere over the next two decades, these two very different people realize that the love they’ve been hoping for has been there for them all along. Directed by Lone Scherfig (An Education) and based on the bestselling novel by David Nicholls, it’s a touching story critics call “a smart and endearing romantic comedy.” (US Weekly)

© © 2011 Focus Features. All Rights Reserved.

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Walk into a Storm – The Lone Bellow

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Walk into a Storm

The Lone Bellow

Genre: Alternative

Price: $ 9.99

Release Date: September 15, 2017

© ℗ 2017 Sony Music Entertainment

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Their Finest – Lone Scherfig

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Their Finest

Lone Scherfig

Genre: Drama

Price: $ 14.99

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Release Date: April 7, 2017

The year is 1940, London. With the nation bowed down by war, the British ministry turns to propaganda films to boost morale at home. Realizing their films could use “a woman’s touch,” the British Ministry of Information hires Catrin Cole (Gemma Arterton) as a scriptwriter in charge of writing the female dialogue. Although her artist husband looks down on her job, Catrin’s natural flair quickly gets her noticed by cynical, witty lead scriptwriter Buckley (Sam Claflin). Catrin and Buckley set out to make an epic feature film based on the Dunkirk rescue starring the gloriously vain, former matinee idol Ambrose Hilliard (Bill Nighy). As bombs are dropping all around them, Catrin, Buckley and their colorful cast and crew work furiously to make a film that will warm the hearts of the nation.

© © 2016 British Broadcasting Corporation / Their Finest Limited

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The Riot Club – Lone Scherfig

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The Riot Club

Lone Scherfig

Genre: Comedy

Price: $ 14.99

Rental Price: $ 3.99

Release Date: March 27, 2015

Filthy. Rich. Spoiled. Rotten. A band of overprivileged rich boys run wild in this savagely funny satire of money, sex and power. In the elite realm of Oxford University, no society is more exclusive than The Riot Club, the ultra-selective fraternity for Britain's most privileged sons. When he's recruited to join, down-to-earth first-year student Miles (Max Irons) is at first amused—but he's about to get a taste of upper-crust entitlement at its ugliest when a hedonistic night of drinking and drugs spins out of control. The Hunger Games' Sam Claflin co-stars in this deliciously dark look at boys behaving badly from the Oscar(R)-nominated director of An Education.

© © 2014 Blueprint Pictures (Posh) Limited, Channel Four Television Corporation and the British Film Institute

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Then Came the Morning – The Lone Bellow

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Then Came the Morning

The Lone Bellow

Genre: Alternative

Price: $ 9.99

Release Date: January 23, 2015

© ℗ 2015 Descendant Records

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Lone Survivor – Peter Berg

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Lone Survivor

Peter Berg

Genre: Action & Adventure

Price: $ 9.99

Release Date: December 25, 2013

Based on The New York Times bestselling true story of heroism, courage and survival, Lone Survivor tells the incredible tale of four Navy SEALs on a covert mission to neutralize a high-level al-Qaeda operative. The four men must make an impossible moral decision in the mountains of Afghanistan that leads them into an enemy ambush. As they confront unthinkable odds, the SEALs must find reserves of strength and resilience to fight to the finish. Academy Award® nominee Mark Wahlberg (The Fighter) leads an all-star cast including Taylor Kitsch (Savages), Ben Foster (3:10 to Yuma), Emile Hirsch (Into the Wild), and Eric Bana (Munich) in a movie hailed by critics as “unforgettable, tense, and inspiring.” (Movieline)

© © 2013 Universal Studios. All Rights Reserved.

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