NFL trade deadline winners, losers

The Rams were buyers Tuesday while the Packers were selling. We sort out who nailed it and who blew it ahead of the trade deadline.
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Ranking the best Stanley Cup losers of the past 20 years

Either the Golden Knights or the Capitals will lose in the Final, joining this list of also-rans. Plus, a Calgary Flames Jersey Foul, and more.
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Infographic: Winners And Losers Of Last Night’s Debate

The top 10 leading GOP presidential candidates met in Boulder, CO for their third debate last night, hosted by CNBC and featuring a number of contentious moments concerning alleged liberal media bias, frontrunners’ contradictory statements, and more. The Onion breaks down who won and who lost the debate:

Winners

  • Ted Cruz: Emitted his policies toward the audience at an impressive 105 dB
  • Chris Christie: Found a good, firm grip on his podium that he really liked
  • Lindsey Graham: Home from early debate in time for American Pickers marathon
  • Mike Huckabee: Won over audience with stirring, heartfelt story about everyday presidential candidates struggling to evade basic questions
  • Debate Moderators: Somehow able to get under the skin of notoriously calm, reasonable group of GOP candidates
  • Podiums: Remain the go-to structure for debates
  • Jeb Bush: Only has to endure a couple more weeks of this

Losers

  • Rand Paul: Sure to plunge in the …




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Week 4 fantasy winners and losers: Freeman impresses again, Foster falls flat

Week 4 fantasy winners and losers: Freeman impresses again, Foster falls flat
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Sportsgraphic: NFL Week One Winners And Losers

Onion Sports presents its winners and losers from the opening week of the 2015 NFL season:

Winners

  • Tony Romo: Held tighter and for several moments longer than usual during postgame hug with Jerry Jones
  • New England Patriots: Operation Pyerun proceeding as planned
  • Peyton Manning’s Arm: Quietly enjoying second year of retirement

Losers

  • Houston Texans: Offense committed crucial mistake early in the game when they started Brian Hoyer
  • Ndamukong Suh: Had worst statistical performance of his career with just one stomped player
  • Terrell Suggs: Torn Achilles means career will surprisingly end from something other than criminal investigation




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Team Tarrasque takes on Team Grappler DP and Fisting for the Losers

The season is coming to an end soon. The team captains must think their wrestlers can fend for themselves because Both captains are out today. Maybe the captains are tired of getting gang banged when their team fails under their leadership. Regardless, we have 4 great wrestlers today. Lisa Tiffian and Yasmine Loven take on Andre Shakti and Angel Allwood. This is a brutal war. The Winners fuck the loser hard and fast. Loser is Fisted, dragged off the mat and her partner is DP’ed
Ultimate Surrender Gallery Update

Team Tarrasque takes on Team Grappler DP and Fisting for the Losers

The season is coming to an end soon. The team captains must think their wrestlers can fend for themselves because Both captains are out today. Maybe the captains are tired of getting gang banged when their team fails under their leadership. Regardless, we have 4 great wrestlers today. Lisa Tiffian and Yasmine Loven take on Andre Shakti and Angel Allwood. This is a brutal war. The Winners fuck the loser hard and fast. Loser is Fisted, dragged off the mat and her partner is DP’ed
Ultimate Surrender Gallery Update

Team Tarrasque takes on Team Grappler DP and Fisting for the Losers

The season is coming to an end soon. The team captains must think their wrestlers can fend for themselves because Both captains are out today. Maybe the captains are tired of getting gang banged when their team fails under their leadership. Regardless, we have 4 great wrestlers today. Lisa Tiffian and Yasmine Loven take on Andre Shakti and Angel Allwood. This is a brutal war. The Winners fuck the loser hard and fast. Loser is Fisted, dragged off the mat and her partner is DP’ed
Ultimate Surrender Gallery Update

Team Tarrasque takes on Team Grappler DP and Fisting for the Losers

The season is coming to an end soon. The team captains must think their wrestlers can fend for themselves because Both captains are out today. Maybe the captains are tired of getting gang banged when their team fails under their leadership. Regardless, we have 4 great wrestlers today. Lisa Tiffian and Yasmine Loven take on Andre Shakti and Angel Allwood. This is a brutal war. The Winners fuck the loser hard and fast. Loser is Fisted, dragged off the mat and her partner is DP’ed
Ultimate Surrender Gallery Update

Team Tarrasque takes on Team Grappler DP and Fisting for the Losers

The season is coming to an end soon. The team captains must think their wrestlers can fend for themselves because Both captains are out today. Maybe the captains are tired of getting gang banged when their team fails under their leadership. Regardless, we have 4 great wrestlers today. Lisa Tiffian and Yasmine Loven take on Andre Shakti and Angel Allwood. This is a brutal war. The Winners fuck the loser hard and fast. Loser is Fisted, dragged off the mat and her partner is DP’ed
Ultimate Surrender Gallery Update

Team Tarrasque takes on Team Grappler DP and Fisting for the Losers

The season is coming to an end soon. The team captains must think their wrestlers can fend for themselves because Both captains are out today. Maybe the captains are tired of getting gang banged when their team fails under their leadership. Regardless, we have 4 great wrestlers today. Lisa Tiffian and Yasmine Loven take on Andre Shakti and Angel Allwood. This is a brutal war. The Winners fuck the loser hard and fast. Loser is Fisted, dragged off the mat and her partner is DP’ed
Ultimate Surrender Gallery Update

Team Tarrasque takes on Team Grappler DP and Fisting for the Losers

The season is coming to an end soon. The team captains must think their wrestlers can fend for themselves because Both captains are out today. Maybe the captains are tired of getting gang banged when their team fails under their leadership. Regardless, we have 4 great wrestlers today. Lisa Tiffian and Yasmine Loven take on Andre Shakti and Angel Allwood. This is a brutal war. The Winners fuck the loser hard and fast. Loser is Fisted, dragged off the mat and her partner is DP’ed
Ultimate Surrender Gallery Update

Team Tarrasque takes on Team Grappler DP and Fisting for the Losers

The season is coming to an end soon. The team captains must think their wrestlers can fend for themselves because Both captains are out today. Maybe the captains are tired of getting gang banged when their team fails under their leadership. Regardless, we have 4 great wrestlers today. Lisa Tiffian and Yasmine Loven take on Andre Shakti and Angel Allwood. This is a brutal war. The Winners fuck the loser hard and fast. Loser is Fisted, dragged off the mat and her partner is DP’ed
Ultimate Surrender Gallery Update

Team Tarrasque takes on Team Grappler DP and Fisting for the Losers

The season is coming to an end soon. The team captains must think their wrestlers can fend for themselves because Both captains are out today. Maybe the captains are tired of getting gang banged when their team fails under their leadership. Regardless, we have 4 great wrestlers today. Lisa Tiffian and Yasmine Loven take on Andre Shakti and Angel Allwood. This is a brutal war. The Winners fuck the loser hard and fast. Loser is Fisted, dragged off the mat and her partner is DP’ed
Ultimate Surrender Gallery Update

Team Tarrasque takes on Team Grappler DP and Fisting for the Losers

The season is coming to an end soon. The team captains must think their wrestlers can fend for themselves because Both captains are out today. Maybe the captains are tired of getting gang banged when their team fails under their leadership. Regardless, we have 4 great wrestlers today. Lisa Tiffian and Yasmine Loven take on Andre Shakti and Angel Allwood. This is a brutal war. The Winners fuck the loser hard and fast. Loser is Fisted, dragged off the mat and her partner is DP’ed
Ultimate Surrender Gallery Update

Team Tarrasque takes on Team Grappler DP and Fisting for the Losers

The season is coming to an end soon. The team captains must think their wrestlers can fend for themselves because Both captains are out today. Maybe the captains are tired of getting gang banged when their team fails under their leadership. Regardless, we have 4 great wrestlers today. Lisa Tiffian and Yasmine Loven take on Andre Shakti and Angel Allwood. This is a brutal war. The Winners fuck the loser hard and fast. Loser is Fisted, dragged off the mat and her partner is DP’ed
Ultimate Surrender Gallery Update

Team Tarrasque takes on Team Grappler DP and Fisting for the Losers

The season is coming to an end soon. The team captains must think their wrestlers can fend for themselves because Both captains are out today. Maybe the captains are tired of getting gang banged when their team fails under their leadership. Regardless, we have 4 great wrestlers today. Lisa Tiffian and Yasmine Loven take on Andre Shakti and Angel Allwood. This is a brutal war. The Winners fuck the loser hard and fast. Loser is Fisted, dragged off the mat and her partner is DP’ed
Ultimate Surrender Gallery Update

Team Tarrasque takes on Team Grappler DP and Fisting for the Losers

The season is coming to an end soon. The team captains must think their wrestlers can fend for themselves because Both captains are out today. Maybe the captains are tired of getting gang banged when their team fails under their leadership. Regardless, we have 4 great wrestlers today. Lisa Tiffian and Yasmine Loven take on Andre Shakti and Angel Allwood. This is a brutal war. The Winners fuck the loser hard and fast. Loser is Fisted, dragged off the mat and her partner is DP’ed
Ultimate Surrender Gallery Update

Team Tarrasque takes on Team Grappler DP and Fisting for the Losers

The season is coming to an end soon. The team captains must think their wrestlers can fend for themselves because Both captains are out today. Maybe the captains are tired of getting gang banged when their team fails under their leadership. Regardless, we have 4 great wrestlers today. Lisa Tiffian and Yasmine Loven take on Andre Shakti and Angel Allwood. This is a brutal war. The Winners fuck the loser hard and fast. Loser is Fisted, dragged off the mat and her partner is DP’ed
Ultimate Surrender Gallery Update

Team Tarrasque takes on Team Grappler DP and Fisting for the Losers

The season is coming to an end soon. The team captains must think their wrestlers can fend for themselves because Both captains are out today. Maybe the captains are tired of getting gang banged when their team fails under their leadership. Regardless, we have 4 great wrestlers today. Lisa Tiffian and Yasmine Loven take on Andre Shakti and Angel Allwood. This is a brutal war. The Winners fuck the loser hard and fast. Loser is Fisted, dragged off the mat and her partner is DP’ed
Ultimate Surrender Gallery Update

Team Tarrasque takes on Team Grappler DP and Fisting for the Losers

The season is coming to an end soon. The team captains must think their wrestlers can fend for themselves because Both captains are out today. Maybe the captains are tired of getting gang banged when their team fails under their leadership. Regardless, we have 4 great wrestlers today. Lisa Tiffian and Yasmine Loven take on Andre Shakti and Angel Allwood. This is a brutal war. The Winners fuck the loser hard and fast. Loser is Fisted, dragged off the mat and her partner is DP’ed
Ultimate Surrender Gallery Update

Team Tarrasque takes on Team Grappler DP and Fisting for the Losers

The season is coming to an end soon. The team captains must think their wrestlers can fend for themselves because Both captains are out today. Maybe the captains are tired of getting gang banged when their team fails under their leadership. Regardless, we have 4 great wrestlers today. Lisa Tiffian and Yasmine Loven take on Andre Shakti and Angel Allwood. This is a brutal war. The Winners fuck the loser hard and fast. Loser is Fisted, dragged off the mat and her partner is DP’ed
Ultimate Surrender Gallery Update

Team Tarrasque takes on Team Grappler DP and Fisting for the Losers

The season is coming to an end soon. The team captains must think their wrestlers can fend for themselves because Both captains are out today. Maybe the captains are tired of getting gang banged when their team fails under their leadership. Regardless, we have 4 great wrestlers today. Lisa Tiffian and Yasmine Loven take on Andre Shakti and Angel Allwood. This is a brutal war. The Winners fuck the loser hard and fast. Loser is Fisted, dragged off the mat and her partner is DP’ed
Ultimate Surrender Gallery Update

Team Tarrasque takes on Team Grappler DP and Fisting for the Losers

The season is coming to an end soon. The team captains must think their wrestlers can fend for themselves because Both captains are out today. Maybe the captains are tired of getting gang banged when their team fails under their leadership. Regardless, we have 4 great wrestlers today. Lisa Tiffian and Yasmine Loven take on Andre Shakti and Angel Allwood. This is a brutal war. The Winners fuck the loser hard and fast. Loser is Fisted, dragged off the mat and her partner is DP’ed
Ultimate Surrender Gallery Update

Team Tarrasque takes on Team Grappler DP and Fisting for the Losers

The season is coming to an end soon. The team captains must think their wrestlers can fend for themselves because Both captains are out today. Maybe the captains are tired of getting gang banged when their team fails under their leadership. Regardless, we have 4 great wrestlers today. Lisa Tiffian and Yasmine Loven take on Andre Shakti and Angel Allwood. This is a brutal war. The Winners fuck the loser hard and fast. Loser is Fisted, dragged off the mat and her partner is DP’ed
Ultimate Surrender Gallery Update