Saving His Mate: A Vampire-Werewolf Romance (Unabridged) – Savannah Stuart & Katie Reus

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Saving His Mate: A Vampire-Werewolf Romance (Unabridged)

Savannah Stuart & Katie Reus

Genre: Romance

Price: $ 5.95

Publish Date: December 10, 2014

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The Room Mate – Kendall Ryan

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The Room Mate

Kendall Ryan

Genre: Contemporary

Publish Date: January 24, 2017

Publisher: Kendall Ryan

Seller: Kendall Ryan, LLC


The last time I saw my best friend’s younger brother, he was a geek wearing braces. But when Cannon shows up to crash in my spare room, I get a swift reality check. Now twenty-four, he’s broad shouldered and masculine, and so sinfully sexy, I want to climb him like the jungle gyms we used to enjoy. At six-foot-something with lean muscles hiding under his T-shirt, a deep sexy voice, and full lips that pull into a smirk when he studies me, he’s pure temptation. Fresh out of a messy breakup, he doesn’t want any entanglements. But I can resist, right? I’m holding strong until the third night of our new arrangement when we get drunk and he confesses his biggest secret of all: he’s cursed when it comes to sex. Apparently he’s a god in bed, and women instantly fall in love with him. I’m calling b******t. In fact, I’m going to prove him wrong, and if I rack up a few much-needed orgasms in the process, all the better. There’s no way I’m going to fall in love with Cannon. But once we start…I realize betting against him may have been the biggest mistake of my life.

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How to Find Your Soul Mate – Know Thyself (4 Tips for Women)

Self-awareness is essential to everything, especially finding a soul mate. How can you seek to understand another when you lack a deep understanding of yourself? This article presents four tips to help you get reacquainted.
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How to Find Your Soul Mate – Stop Looking (5 Tips for Women)

Stop looking for a soul mate and consider the five strategic moves presented in this article. These sure-fire tips will help you avoid heartache, stress, and/or sleepless nights.
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How to Find Your Soul Mate – Change Your Words (3 Tips for Women)

All in all, the quest to find your soul mate will be strengthened or sabotaged by your words. This article offers three simple yet powerful tips to help women get on track.
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How to Find Your Soul Mate – Get Your House in Order (7 Tips for Women)

Are you ready to receive God’s best? Instead of concentrating on finding a soul mate, concentrate on getting yourself prepared. This article discusses seven things to consider as you work to get yourself in order.
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How to Find Your Soul Mate: 10 Tips for Women

This article discusses ten tips for finding your soul mate. It’s a must read for women who want to receive God’s best.
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Can Humans and Computers Mate and Have Babies?

Can humans have sex with machines and create digital offspring? Almost. Here are the components you need:

  • The computer needs artificial sex organs to serve as the “input” from a human male. We have that technology already. There are artificial male and female sex toys that seem to get the job done.
  • The computer needs to analyze the DNA of the human mate. That technology exists, but it will get more advanced in terms of figuring out what kind of humans come from what kinds of DNA.
  • Once the computer has analyzed the DNA sample, it adds its own digital DNA (conceptually speaking) and creates a simulated baby that lives in the “mother’s” computer software while it continues to learn from outside sources.
  • Someday, when the simulated baby is sufficiently educated, it can be freed from the mother computer’s “womb” and be ported to an actual robot that represents the mother’s “DNA,” in a conceptual sense, combined with the father’s human DNA. Remember, computers “evolved” as did humans. Any robot will be the result of that human-aided evolution. In other words, an advanced space alien could probably look at human technology samples and deduce which ones came earlier and which ones are the more evolved versions.

Humans are the result of more than DNA. We become who we are through experience as well. The human-computer offspring would be no different. To the father, the child would perhaps remind him of himself but the simulation would have different life experiences informing its pattern-recognition circuitry. You would not end up with a copy of the father any more than you would if he cloned himself in a biological way and raised a baby with identical DNA. Experiences plus DNA make us who we are. The robot would be its own person.

There you have it. Humans can literally have sex with machines and produce robot babies. Most of the parts you need for that to happen already exist. It just doesn’t exist in a packaged form. At least not yet.


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The Bed Mate: A Room Mate Novella – 1001 Dark Nights (Unabridged) – Kendall Ryan

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The Bed Mate: A Room Mate Novella – 1001 Dark Nights (Unabridged)

Kendall Ryan

Genre: Romance

Price: $ 3.95

Publish Date: January 2, 2018

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The Soul Mate (Unabridged) – Kendall Ryan

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The Soul Mate (Unabridged)

Kendall Ryan

Genre: Romance

Price: $ 17.95

Publish Date: August 9, 2017

© ℗ © 2017 Kendall Ryan

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How Getting Divorced Led to My Soul Mate

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I met my ex-husband the day after Christmas in 1989. We dated for two weeks before I moved in with him, and we got engaged six months later. We never fought and very seldom did we disagree on things. I believed that I had met my soul mate. We were inseparable and times we were apart, we called each other ten times a day. I never understood the feeling of being complete until I met him. By the second year of being engaged we got married.

We were only married a few months when I was diagnosed with cancer. You always hear about other people having cancer but until you experience it yourself, you don’t quite grasp the concept of what it does to you and those around you.

If having cancer was not enough, my husband’s mother also was diagnosed with cancer and passed away within sixteen months. His parents were married for thirty-six years and still very young. Sadly, eleven months after her death, his father passed away of a heart attack.

We were blessed enough to have a child in between my times with cancer and it seemed like we were stronger than we had ever been, until 2003 when we learned our daughter was molested in a church. The very emotions of that event tore our marriage apart. We were left to deal with the emotions of a situation that each of us dealt with differently.

Life Kept Throwing Punches

A few months after we separated, our daughter was diagnosed with autism. After 14 years of marriage, I found myself in my 30s, divorced, and a single parent.

Dating had changed a lot in the 14 years I was married — I had some relationships that lasted a few years and some that lasted a few dates. I kept finding myself comparing each person I dated to my ex-husband, and none of them could ever measure up. Each time one of the relationships ended, I would ask myself if I would ever meet someone again.

Come 2008, I began to feel like life was passing me by. I didn’t want to let life’s circumstances get me down, but the truth was I was getting tired. You see, I am a five-time stage four cancer survivor, but have had cancer seven times. My life was far from bad, but I felt like I had no purpose. I believed if I could find out who I truly was then maybe I wouldn’t spend the rest of my life alone.

On my search for myself, I tried not to focus on cancer or the obstacles. I knew if I slowed down that there was the possibility I might not ever get back up again. I decided to do something to change my life and my circumstances, so I started a business.

Once again when things finally seemed to be going well in my life, I was faced with failure and being alone — the person who ran my business quit without notice. I came to the conclusion that maybe I was not meant to be on the path I was on or have the new life I created for myself and others.

When I told my ex-husband what happened in my business, he started asking questions, and suggested that I let him help me out until I could find another person. He began working from another state so I would not give up on what I created. His actions, along with many others through the eleven years, made me dream about what life would be like if we had not gotten divorced.

Fast forward to 2013, my ex-husband and I found ourselves struggling with an adult with Autism. Even though we were divorced, we co-parented well together. Over the years, we still did holidays and events together for our daughter. Our marriage didn’t work, but we knew having a special needs child took the work of both parents.

In the end, the demands of the business, and our daughter caused us to spend more time together, and we both came to realize that we still had feelings for each other. Getting divorced taught me a lot of lessons about life.

Life is not a fairytale, at least not the fairytales we dream about as kids. We have to make our fairytales. We have to create our dreams, and it takes work and perseverance. You don’t get the good stuff without going through a lot of unexpected hard stuff.

They say time has a way of healing all wounds, and that the world can break every one, but it is in those broken places that we find our strength to become whole again, and to continue on our journey. And, sometimes that strength can lead you back to where you belong.

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Exposed on Ashley Madison? How to Confess and Keep Your Mate

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As you have probably heard by now, the “have an affair today” married hookup site Ashley Madison has suffered a fatal blow. Not only did the “house of cards” come crashing down, but the “chips” fell too, as the personal information of over 32 million cheaters and cheating wannabes was dumped online when the website was hacked. Talk about being caught with your pants down!

And — yes — being the author of a bestselling book about infidelity my inbox blew up! My marriage and family therapist hat has been firmly on ever since. Here is a sample plea:

Dr. Sheri:

“What am I supposed to do? I’m scared to death. I was on the Ashley Madison website more than once. It was fun and I was feeling lonely at home. I talked to a number of women and we shared sexual fantasies and met via Skype, but we never physically met or had real sex. Is that really cheating? Do I have to confess? If so, when? Is it better to confess now, or only if I’m found out? Is there any hope that I can salvage my relationship?

Of course, there’s hope! And it doesn’t need to lead to divorce or a break-up. But –YES — being on Ashley Madison is cheating; especially if it has involved secrecy, sharing intimacy with another and sexual titillation. And yes, it’s better to come clean and take loving, proactive steps NOW before the sh*t hits the fan.

Three Reasons to Confess Before Getting Busted:

1. Get ahead of the healing curve

Truth is always the greatest foundation to a strong relationship, and conversation. No matter the reason for cheating in the first place, confessing opens the door to healing and gets to the heart of the bigger problem. What is REALLY HAPPENING in your life and your relationship?

2. They already know

People are generally pretty observant, and sense things before they say things. BEFORE you get busted, being brave and coming clean may make the ensuing aftermath less ugly. By keeping it real — confessing and apologizing — you have taken the first steps towards repair, stopping the damage and perhaps avoiding divorce.

3. Keeping them in the dark

“What they don’t know won’t hurt them,” is a lie. While convenient for you [even though you are out of alignment] it doesn’t change the truth. Particularly in this case, time is the enemy of all deals and is not your friend, especially if you are in a position of being caught. Unless, you are planning to leave your relationship, the sooner you come clean and deal with the emotional aftermath, the closer you are to a new, open, honest relationship.

Ready to Confess? Five Questions To Ask Yourself:

  • Have you ended your affair?
  • Have you addressed WHY you had the affair(s) and/or joined a cheating site?
  • Have you “owned it” and regret your behavior and sincerely want to make amends?
  • Are you willing to do whatever it takes to earn your partner’s trust back and rebuild your relationship?
  • Are you ready to be faithful?

If you can answer “yes” to all of the above, you are ready to confess.

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FIVE THINGS TO DO BEFORE YOU CONFESS:

  1. First, confess the whole truth to yourself. Take ownership of your infidelity and the love, attention and affection that you have denied your partner.
  2. Plan and prepare what you want to say. This is not the time to be spontaneous or impulsive. Put on empathetic shoes and imagine if things were reversed.
  3. Let go of blame and forgive your partner for anything they did [or didn’t do] that swayed you to cheat.
  4. Prepare yourself for your partner’s trust, emotional safety and self-esteem to be fragile for a while.
  5. Plan for the long haul, as the discovery and admission of an affair, [especially if it is a complete surprise], is like a 9.0 earthquake to a relationship. But, the path ahead offers opportunity to rethink everything: old rules, roles, and reasons for being together. Down the road, you may be rewarded with a revitalized relationship based on truth in all things.

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The GOOD Apology

There is real pain here so be empathetic. Your partner will probably experience everything from post-traumatic stress; shock, confusion, anger, to being highly sensitive. Be patient as your partner moves through their grief. Be ready to apologize often, ask for forgiveness and say, “I’m sorry I hurt you.”

Think of the 4 Rs

  1. Recognize and acknowledge the pain you have caused.
  2. Regret what you’ve done and the pain it caused.
  3. Be responsible for your actions and inactions. All of them!
  4. Remedy the situation by giving your partner whatever they need to feel safe and rebuild trust

In order to heal your relationship you will need the courage of your conviction; that you want to make your relationship work, no matter what.

After the confession:

Your job?
To be dependable, consistent, responsive, accountable and comforting. Stay away from any and all “cheating” drugs of choice; be it a person, pornography or another site on the internet.

Be a “rock” in your vision and commitment, show genuine LOVE each day and the relationship will calm down and feel safer more quickly. Keep saying over and over, “we will get through this” to yourself and your partner.

Overcoming infidelity is a process, taking time and dedication. Reworking and rebuilding a relationship after infidelity isn’t easy, but neither is divorce. Stay dedicated to picking up those pieces, and you may find a whole new way to build up your foundation again! This time, with solid bricks of truth and love.

Sheri Meyers, Psy.D is a licensed Marriage & Family Therapist in Los Angeles, CA, and author of Chatting or Cheating: How to Detect Infidelity, Rebuild Love, and Affair-Proof Your Relationship.

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Wilder’s Mate – Moira Rogers

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Wilder’s Mate

Moira Rogers

Genre: Science Fiction

Publish Date: March 8, 2011

Publisher: Samhain Publishing, Ltd.

Seller: Samhain Publishing Ltd.


Think a vampire-hunting bloodhound is dangerous? Try threatening his woman. Bloodhounds, Book 1 Wilder Harding is a bloodhound, created by the Guild to hunt down and kill vampires on America’s frontier. His enhanced abilities come with a high price: on the full moon, he becomes capable of savagery beyond telling, while the new moon brings a sexual hunger that borders on madness. Rescuing a weapons inventor from undead kidnappers is just another assignment, though one with an added complication—keeping his hands off the man’s pretty young apprentice, who insists on tagging along. At odds with polite society, Satira’s only constant has been the aging weapons inventor who treats her like a daughter. She isn’t going to trust Wilder with Nathaniel’s life, not when the Guild might decide the old man isn’t worth saving. Besides, if there’s one thing she’s learned, it’s that brains are more important than brawn. As the search stretches far longer than Wilder planned, he finds himself fighting against time. If Satira is still at his side when the new moon comes, nothing will stop him from claiming her. Worse, she seems all too willing. If their passion unlocks the beast inside, no one will be safe. Not even the man they’re fighting to save. Warning: This book contains a crude, gun-slinging, vampire-hunting hero who howls at the full moon and a smart, stubborn heroine who invents mad-scientist weapons. Also included: wild frontier adventures, brothels, danger, betrayal and a good dose of wicked loving in an alternate Wild West.

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The guy who was the first mate of the real-life Captain Phillips is now accused of terrorizing a crewman with a machete — essentially acting out the movie. You’ll recall the character, Shane Murphy, who was held captive by Somali pirates in the…

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5 Possible Choices for Hillary’s Running Mate

One thing we know for certain is that it won’t be a quasi-Republican, weak-kneed, moderate Democrat. Unless Mitt Romney comes riding in on a white horse at the last minute, and becomes a formidable opponent, she won’t need to kiss up to moderate Republicans. Polls show her doing remarkably well against anyone already mentioned, including Jeb Bush.

Another thing we know is that it won’t be Joe Biden. While it’s possible he’d accept a position in Hillary’s cabinet (Secretary of State or Defense) he’s already done his time. Although the job has been depicted, historically, as thankless and puerile, Biden seemed to thrive in the position. No shrinking violet, it gave him the public platform he coveted. Still, it’s a case of “Been there, done that.”

Here are five choices in descending order of probability.

ELIZABETH WARREN
If Warren is looking for a podium from which to preach her long-needed, anti-Wall Street reform philosophy, here’s a question: Which will get her more attention–the U.S. Senate, where she’s one of 100, or the Vice-Presidency of the United States? Hillary personally likes Liz and would love to turn her loose, allowing her to say all the things that she, as president, probably can’t say.

The obvious downside would be inducing people to vote for two women. Hillary would be our first female president, but ushering in the first woman vice-president on the same ticket might be too much to ask of the non-progressives. On the other hand, for women voters still on the fence, a Sorority Sister ticket might just be enough to sway them.

HOWARD DEAN
He’s smart, ambitious, antsy, regretful at not having made more of his earlier (2004) opportunity, and eager to mount another appearance on the national stage. Both he and Hillary come off as preternaturally intelligent, but what she lacks in old-fashioned likeability and trustworthiness, Dean possesses in spades. He’s also an M.D., a family doctor. It would be a great pairing.

BERNIE SANDERS
Like Howard Dean, another Vermonter, and my personal favorite. But unlike Dean, he’s a wise and savvy prairie socialist who would give the ticket the necessary “leftwing heft” it requires. His place on the ticket might encourage hope-to-die McGovernites and Ramsey Clark loyalists to vote for a “hawk” like Hillary.

Although Sanders will be 75 years old come election day in 2016, he is physically and mentally fit. Indeed, even at his advanced years, he is arguably mentally sharper than Rick Perry was when he was a fraternity pledge at Texas A&M.

ANTHONY VILLARAIGOSA
Former Mayor of Los Angeles, and perennial political wannabe. His virtues: He’s likeable, he’s Latino, he’s articulate, he’s wildly ambitious, and he’s just humble and clueless enough to interpret being added to the ticket in order to secure the Latino vote as a “compliment.” Also, anyone who failed the bar exam four times can’t be all bad.

BILL CLINTON
A bloodless coup. Hillary becomes president. Bill becomes vice-president. Hillary suddenly resigns. Bill becomes president. He vows to accomplish in his third term what he couldn’t finish during his first two. Ken Starr beware. Payback is a bitch.

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Single White Tomcat Seeks Mate

Hello, Internet world! Well, after a year of being single and striking out with courting the reflection in my bathroom mirror, I’ve decided that it’s time I branch out. I, Tater, am officially entering the world of online dating.

So, until there’s a great online dating site for cats (I’m working on it. I’m taking a night course in HTML coding), I’ll just share a bit about me and what I’m looking for.

Words to Describe Me: Contemplative, Intense

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Can you stare into space for hours on end? Well, neither can I. But I can do a good solid 5 minutes of not blinking where you’d swear I’m gazing straight into your soul. And you know why you feel that way? Because I’m gazing straight into your soul. It’s how I like to meditate and connect on a higher spiritual plane. That and sometimes I’m just having a mini stroke and can’t blink my eyes.

Likes: BOXES!

I got serious about boxes about a month ago, and haven’t looked back since. I’m still perfecting my technique, but I find that I’m partial to a three-quarter in-box position.

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Although, given enough cocktails, there’s no stopping me from doing a head-on stare-down through the end of a box. Call me crazy! …or drunk.

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Dislikes: Dogs

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If I have to explain this then stop reading now. We’re not compatible.

Interesting Facts About Me: Was an International Male Model and Notary Public

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I never set out to be the perfect hybrid of brains and beauty, but life has a funny way of bringing things together. I had just finished getting my notary license and decided to reward myself with a photo shoot at Glamour Shots (I had a coupon). Little did I know that a scout for one of the top modeling agencies in the world would be there.

For the next several months, I lived a life of jet-setting, runways, addiction and rehab. It was fabulous. Also, I’m still available for notary services. Just bring $ 2 cash and a valid photo I.D.

Hobbies: Performance Art

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While overseas for my modeling career, I enrolled in a French mime institute. Mime seemed to be the logical choice since I could easily save on face paint. My miming eventually evolved into a type of performance art. Here I am performing, “Ennui? Mais Oui.”

It’s an exploration into the psyche that embodies desire and boredom; “want” with “indifference.” The piece usually ends with me popping a red balloon that has a smiley face drawn on it, but sometimes I just roll over and shed a single tear. It’s a powerful piece. If you play your cards right, you might just get to see it for yourself.

Spirituality/Religion: Open

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Each morning, I approach my cat tree alter to meditate and ask the universe for guidance, favor, love, and growth. It’s a religious practice that has its origins based in nothing, but it works for me. Also, I’m able to get some good yoga stretches in and that helps my circulatory system. I’m open to all walks of life and thought philosophies. So as long as you’re not bat-sh*t crazy, game on.

Family: Yes!

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Family is very important to me. I live with my mom. I’m not ashamed to say that. If you’re going to date me, you have to be willing to date my family. Since when did we stop valuing the institution of tight-knit families? Or free rent? Or carte blanche access to the fridge? To me, it’s just practical. (Also, I don’t have opposable thumbs and haven’t been able to figure out how to open the front door. So, yeah, I’m stuck here.)

So, that’s me in a nutshell. If this sounds like something, or someone, you’d be interested in, please give me a shout. As they say, “I’m single and ready to mingle!” Also, I’m sorry for saying “I’m single and ready to mingle.”

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By nature I am kind, honest, responsible, romantic and loving person. I can say that I am happy woman but I feel that I miss something in my life. I want to find that man with whom I could create harmony and happy family.

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What I’m Looking For

I consider that every man firstly have to be strong in order to protect his weaker part, his woman. I respect and appreciate honesty and courage and I believe that these are the foundation of every marriage. I believe that humor makes our life easier and more interesting. As I’m an optimist I’d like my soul mate to have the same feature of character. Smart man is a real pearl nowadays, this is why I want my future life partner to be one of them.

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Am seek the right man to complete me as a woman a soul mate

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I am new to this internet dating things.I'm just trying this to know what Develops and Where God will lead this to..We all knows God work in mysterious way.Even with my busy life, I also think time for myself is important. I think having a life partner who also shared my thoughts would be another avenue to express our passion to each other. I also enjoy dinners, evenings out and long drive next to the waterfront.

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What I’m Looking For

am looking for a serious minded man that has the fear and belief of God in his heart someone that will be ready to be in a committed and Long term relationship who knows maybe marriage if its the will of God

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I am here to look for someone who will make me happy till end of my life and someone i can be with forever that is why i am here

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I am here to look for someone who will make me happy till end of my life and someone i can be with forever that is why i am here

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NOT LOOKING FOR A SOUL MATE JUS A PLAYMATE!!!!!!

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EASY GIONG , LOVE TO LAUGH JUST AN ALL AROUND GOOD TIME LADY I HAVE 2KIDS MARRIED BUT BORED I LOVE LIFE I WORK LONELY MOST OF THE TIME

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What I’m Looking For

I JUST WANT SOMEONE TO HAVE FUN WITH LAUGH PLAY ENJOY THE THINGS I AM MISSING IN LIFE SOMEONE WHO IS SECURE IN THEMSELF NO COMPLICATIONS JUST A GOOD TIME

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Am just a simple orphan who has had the taste of life in good and bad times,Am new to this whole online date thing I seek for a true man who understands the nature oif life and how to treat a lady right.. Am not desperate for a relationship that why I took out time to join this whole online date thing.. I had a relationships In the past which did not end too well as the man is always wanting to take my simplicty for weakness and does things which one who really loves and care for the other will not do.

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I seek for an underStanding man a responsible one that understands the true meaning of relationship knows what he wants from a lady and willing to go for it. He must not be a saint but he has responsible respect his woman love and care dofr her understands her need and what's learn to tolorate in relationships.Am not the besat but I strive to be the best each day of life I give my life bosy and soul for my man and hide nothing in a relationship I carry the burded of the relationship and make my man the happist in the world I think I have written a lot fi you are interested in knowing more about me you can write me back through swtfiona75@yahoo.com as I don't come her often there we can chat more exchange thoughs and pics.

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About Me

I am here to look for someone who will make me happy till end of my life and someone i can be with forever that is why i am here

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I am here to look for someone who will make me happy till end of my life and someone i can be with forever that is why i am here

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