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MUCH POTENTIAL – Grim. Steer clear unless you have a lot of money and believe your blind dates really did have nice personalities. See “Ready to
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UNIQUE CITY HOME – Used to be a warehouse.

HI-TECH/CONTEMPORARY – Lots of steel shelving with little holes – the kind your dad used to store tools on in the basement.

DARING DESIGN – Still a warehouse.

COMPLETELY UPDATED – Avocado dishwasher and harvest gold carpeting or vice versa.

SOPHISTICATED – Black walls and no windows. See “Architect’s Delight.”

ONE-OF-A-KIND – Ugly as sin.

BRILLIANT CONCEPT – Do you really need a two-story live oak in your 30-foot sky dome? See “Makes Dramatic Statement.”

UPPER BRACKET – If you have to ask . . .

YOU’LL LOVE IT – No, you won’t.

MUST SEE TO BELIEVE – An absolutely accurate statement.

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‘Mean Girls’ Cast Reunites To Help The Las Vegas Shooting Victims

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"Cheer Harder, Slut"

Emma Stone is head cheerleader for the ZZ Cheetahs, and she’s holding auditions to find their next member. She sees that August Ames, the busty slut who kissed her boyfriend, is next to audtion, she jumps at the opportunity for a little bit of sexy revenge.

"Nailed by the School Nurse"

School nurse Phoenix is surprised when the sexy, petite, and fuckable Riley Reid Walks into her office asking for some sex life help! Phoenix starts off with a nice oily tit massage, and then busts out big black dildo to penetrate Riley’s tight little pussy.

"Scissoring in the Sauna"

Alena & Alyssa meet in the saunas for a little steamy scissoring. They’re in the middle of getting down to business when Stevie spots them & can barely believe her eyes! Luckily for Stevie the lovely ladies are delighted for the company, and their duo turns into a lesbian threesome.

"Whoronation Street"

Ava gets a guest, a blonde named Georgie, Ava leads her to her room, where Georgie rubs her clit with her vibrating wand. Ava Watches her through the peep hole. The busty babes strip down, oiling up their big tits and licking each other’s tight pussies!

"Your New Wife, My New Plaything"

It’s Monique’s wedding day, but when she catches her husband-to-be getting blown by his ex-stepdaughter Whitney, her big day is ruined! Whitney determines to make it up to Monique. She busts out her favorite strap-on and makes the busty babe cum.

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Taylor Swift returned to Instagram for the second time in two days after her social media blackout last week with another slithering teaser video. But what could it mean?


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School Discipline: Part One

Keisha Grey was just minding her own business in the women’s room of her school when local badgirls Bunny Freedom and LIzz Tayler came in to smoke and gossip. Keisha tried not to attract any attention, but pretty soon they had pulled her out of her stall to check her out.

School Discipline: Part Two

After the events of school discipline part one, when principal Ariella Ferrera finds Keisha Grey lying on the women’s room floor. Ariella knows a horny slut when she sees one, so she tears the uniform right off of Keisha, giving her juicy ass a little spanking until they’re both dripping wet.

Battle Of The Bitches

Tory Lane has been the lead singer for Tory Glory & The Snatches. Tory has an attitude problem with her potential replacement, Bonnie Rotten. The two rocker sluts fuck each other’s pussies and asses with their collection of dildos. Once they’ve both had a few squirting orgasms and everyone has calmed down a little.

Girl Fight!

Romi Rain was out shopping with her lesbian friends Breanne Benson and Summer Brielle, when those two busty sluts decided to show her what she was missing by being with dudes. Once she got an eyeful of Summer’s big tits and Breanne’s juicy bubble butt, she had to give ladies a try.

Anal Lessons: Part One

Kiara Mia wants to try out anal with her husband, but her tight little asshole has never even had a finger in there and she’s too scared to let her husband’s cock up her ass without a little practice! Her good friend, Phoenix Marie offered to help the busty babe learn how to take it like a pro.

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John Legend Thinks Drake Does a Mean John Legend Impression (VIDEO)

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Kevin Durand, Bill Paxton Join Crime Thriller ‘Mean Dreams’


Colm Feore, Sophie Nelisse and Josh Wiggins also topline the indie film by director Nathan Morlando, now shooting in Northern Ontario.

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Khloe Kardashian Talks Calling Off Divorce: It Doesn’t Mean I’m Back With Lamar Odom

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American Voices: Study: Monkeys’ Roars Mean Lower Fertility

Though howler monkeys are one of the loudest primates on earth, with throat sacs that help them emit deep, booming roars to attract females, scientists have noted that the most sonorous calls actually come from the males with the smallest testes, which consequently produce less sperm for their potential mates. What do you think?




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Justin Bieber’s ‘What Do You Mean’ Clings to No. 1 on U.K.’s Mid-Week Singles Chart

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From Ms. Norbury in “Mean Girls” to Professor Severus Snape in the “Harry Potter” series, these cinematic educators get an A+ from us.


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Justin Bieber’s “What Do You Mean” Music Video Is Here and It’s So Good

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Justin Bieber’s ‘What Do You Mean’ Lyric Video Has Leaked

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Christian Audigier Dead: Twitter Users’ Mean Reactions


The Ed Hardy designer died of bone cancer on July 9. And not everyone has been respectful on social media.

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This Beauty Pageant Queen Turned A Mean Tweet Into A Positive Movement With #NoMakeupSelfie

Just because you look picture perfect, doesn’t mean that you’re immune from cyberbullying.

North Carolina beauty pageant queen Isabella Gaines, Miss Greater Port City’s Outstanding Teen 2015, found that out the hard way when a stranger tweeted two photos of her side-by-side on June 30 — one with makeup, and one seemingly without.

 

The tweet was featured on the “NCOT no makeup” account (NCOT stands for “North Carolina Outstanding Teen” ) which describes itself as “the page where youll (sic) find the prettiest NCOT girls WITH NO MAKEUP! YUCK!” 

“I was kind of hurt at first,” said Gaines in an interview with local news station WNCN. But instead of ignoring the tweet or saying something hurtful back, Gaines decided to turn the tweet into an inspiring social media moment.

 

From there, Gaines told WCNC that her friend, Kenzie Hansley, decided to post her own photo with and without makeup. Hansley ended her message with #NoMakeupSelfie and from there, the movement spread like wildfire. Pretty soon, other pagent queens, celebrities and girls from North Carolina to California were tweeting at Gaines and Hansley with their own selfies. 

“I honestly did not expect this type of response. I wanted to help one person, but I am happy it went this big and has an encouraging message,” said Gaines in a conversation with The Huffington Post. “I have learned you don’t have to take things and you can take a stand for things you believe in and you CAN make a difference.” 

Amen! 

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‘I’m not that clever!’ SJP didn’t mean to taunt ‘SATC’ fans with cryptic photo

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Let’s Be Honest, You Have No Idea What Your Car Dashboard Signs Actually Mean

If only we know what those signs on the car dashboard were actually trying to tell us.

In the meantime, uktv’s Dave channel came up with a user-friendly way to explain to your mechanic which thing started randomly flashing. Safe driving!

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What Does It Mean When You’re MIA On His Facebook Page?

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‘Entourage’ Meets ‘Mean Girls’ in Chinese Online TV Drama Set in Hollywood, Beijing


‘The Circle’ hopes to wow Chinese audiences with a female-driven look at the film industry, with an associate producer of ‘Entourage’ serving as an executive producer.

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DJ J Hart -“Mean Street$” ft. Rich Quick, Audible Doctor, Nutso, & Davenport Grimes

Joining a new wave of Hip-Hop acts is DJ J Hart, the Parisian born deejay/producer whose beats are bound to go global as he gets set to begin the promotional trail for his forthcoming, Passport EP, which is set to drop in September. The project’s debut leak, “Mean Street$ ,” offers rap styles for every head — from Rich Quick’s witty wordplay, Audible Doctors’s unabashed bars, Nutso’s rugged rhymes, and Davenport Grimes’ soothing ‘street corner’ vocals, which unifies the Hip-Hop quintet. Inspired by Scorsese’s 1973 film bearing the same title, the track serves as an auditory effigy to the cult classic.

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NBA Players Read ‘Mean Tweets’ On Jimmy Kimmel, And It’s Hilarious As Ever

This is “Mean Tweets,” NBA Edition: Round 3.

Coinciding with the start of the NBA Finals, “Jimmy Kimmel Live!” got a group of basketball players (and others in the industry), including Steph Curry, Blake Griffin and Jeremy Lin, to read the nasty, and often absurd, things that people tweet about them.

This practice has become something of a tradition for Kimmel, who did the same thing in 2013 and 2014.

The segment is a bit weird, and always hilarious.

Watch the latest “Mean Tweets” installment above.

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Why Was America So Mean to Pregnant Kim Kardashian?

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America hate-watched Kim Kardashian Wests first pregnancy two years ago like some do episodes of her reality show. Speculating about her weight gain was bloodsport: “Kim’s 200-lb. Nightmare: I Can’t Stop Eating!” one tabloid cover blared. “These stretch marks are ruining my body!” exclaimed another. (It seemed her pregnancy inspired all the exclamation points.) One particularly cruel meme likened her to Shamu, juxtaposing a photo of her in a black and white dress next to the killer whale and asking: “Who wore it best?”

A better question would have been: Could the public treat her any worse?

Some would argue that Kardashian started it—she puts her bombshell body out there for the world to ogle, from the sex tape to the well-oiled derriere on the cover of Paper. Yes, she rose to power that way—but not without our support. People tend to act like Kim Kardashian is something that just happened to them, rather than something they made happen. Fans bought her clothing lines and watched her show and made her a household name reportedly worth around $ 85 million. But when her sex-symbol body turned into a pregnant woman’s body, we turned on her.

After all, the public likes its famous pregnant ladies Kate Middletonian—superhuman, skinny, with bumps barely detectable beneath Jenny Packham dresses. The reality is far less pretty—weight gain, bloating, cankles, a bit of pregnancy mask, and yes, ice cream binges!!! It’s fitting that Kim, a reality star, gave us a glimpse at that reality, what it really looks like to carry a child on a naturally curvy five foot three inch frame. Except that when she did, everyone pointed and stared as if she really were Shamu at SeaWorld. (Not that pregnant women can win either way: Pregnant fitness model Sarah Stage was recently critiqued for being too toned.) It’s a phenomenon even civilian pregnant women know too well: Your belly seems to make you public property, fair game for the touching, questioning, and critiquing. If you’re already a public figure, all bets are off—but they shouldn’t be.

Fat-shaming Kardashian during pregnancy, and the likes of Jessica Simpson before her, shouldn’t be a national pastime, but a national embarrassment. Degrading their famous bodies during pregnancy sets a sad standard for all pregnant women—that it’s okay to mock and judge and objectify them at a time in their life when they can be incredibly vulnerable, both emotionally and physically. It suggests that pregnant women should be obsessed with their appearance and their weight, rather than their health and wellbeing. Only women who would want their own pregnancy food diaries (or those of their sisters or friends) made public, or their third-trimester weight printed in neon bubble letters on a magazine cover, should indulge that behavior against Kim Kardashian during her second pregnancy.

Four months after giving birth in 2013, Kardashian made one of her first post–North West appearances on The Tonight Show, telling Jay Leno of the criticism of her pregnancy weight, “It really hurt my soul.” It should hurt our collective conscience, too. We should know better this time—and there’s a good chance we might. In the two years since her last pregnancy, “we started taking Kim Kardashian seriously,” as art critic Jerry Saltz recently discussed at Vulture, noting that whether you love or hate-watch her, she’s turning selfies into an art form with her new book, Selfish. This time around, we should take her pregnancy seriously, too.

 

Look back at Kim Kardashian and Kanye West’s behind-the-scenes video (with a cameo by North!) from their April 2014 cover shoot:

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Virginia Tech Coach Buzz Williams Is A Good Sport About Reading Mean Tweets

Buzz Williams may have lost 22 games in his first season as the basketball coach at Virginia Tech, but he certainly didn’t lose his sense of humor.

In a video he posted Monday, Williams takes a page from “Jimmy Kimmel Live!” and reads “mean tweets” about himself.

Some are mean, all right: “He’s got the fattest neck I’ve ever seen.”

“All my stress goes to my neck,” he jokingly replies.

Anyway, props to Williams for being a good sport.

H/T Washington Post

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30 Days of Online Dating: I Didn’t Mean to Say Yes

This is a modern dating experiment. One girl. Five dating sites. Hundreds of chats. Thirty days. Thirty dates. Eighteen guys. (?) boyfriend. To start at the beginning, click here — or jump right in at date seventeen below.

Date 17/30: Tinder Taylor*

Tinder Taylor works as a sports agent, so it doesn’t take long for our Tinder tête-à-tête to segue to a shared love of college football. Two days later, he sweetly asks me to dinner. Common interests and visible manners? I accept.

We set a date for that coming Sunday, which I manage to completely forget about. (Really need to step up my Outlook game.)

He waits a week to ask me out again. I wait a day to reply. (Not purposefully – just having a little trouble keeping up with all this communication. This experiment has turned into the full time job I’ve always tried to never have.)

TT: Hey Stacie! Hope you had a good weekend. I’m pretty open this week if it looks good to get together.

Really hoping he can do tonight – I just had a cancellation and need to squeeze someone in to stay on this whole thirty dates in thirty days schedule.

Me: Hey! Weekend was great, thanks. This week’s a bit packed bc a friend’s coming in town. I’m actually free tonight, though, if you happen to be around.

TT: Ya that sounds good. Have you ever been to Gyu-Kaku? We could meet there at 8 if that works.

Me: Make it 8:30 and that’s perfect

Tinder Taylor turns out to be an absolute doll. Shorter than I expected, but a huge sweetheart. And Lord knows my 4.5″ heels aren’t doing much to help the height discrepancy.

Seconds after our hello, we run into a friend of mine in the entrance of Gyu-Kaku. I introduce TT, immediately adopting the most friend-vibey of mannerisms. The whole blindish date aspect of this thing is still a little weird for me.

As we fire up our Japanese BBQ, we talk. TT is super fond of his job and adores his family – – we discover we both have an autistic brother/it’s quite nice to chat similar experiences. We cap it all off with a s’mores sesh, before grabbing the check and hitting the pavement.

Post-goodbyes, I turn to walk toward my apartment. TT gawkily inquires (half at my back) if I’d like to go on a second date. This is the best situation when you like a guy and are so stoked to say yes. This is the worst situation when you think a guy is such a nice guy, but you sort of don’t want to say yes.

I say yes.

I say yes knowing I’m probably going to ignore his text messages. Because I’m a child who avoids even the smallest confrontation like the plague. No, you know what – this will be such good practice! Practice being a grownup and saying, hey, I think you’re a really great guy, but I just don’t think we’re a match in the board game of love. But yay to both of us for passing Go?

One week later, I tell him I have gotten back together with my ex.

It’s a work in progress.

*not his real name

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What does Speaker of the House John Boehner have to promise his constituents to keep getting reelected? What new job should House Minority Leader Nancy Pelosi try? Who does Sen. Bernie Sanders most resemble? And what does Rep. Kevin McCarthy really need to do?

In the spirit of late night host Jimmy Kimmel’s recurring “Mean Tweets” segment, some of the nation’s top lawmakers read mean tweets about themselves for the 2015 Radio & Television Correspondents Association Dinner, held Wednesday night — and the results are priceless.

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President Obama Reading Mean Tweets Is Your American Dream Come True

Hail to the tweets.

President Barack Obama kicked off his appearance on “Jimmy Kimmel Live” Thursday by reading his very own mean tweets.

Kimmel’s announcement this week that the president would be stopping by the show was obviously huge news for the late night host, but the commander-in-chief’s decision to participate in this popular sketch took things to a whole new level. During the segment, Obama was confronted with all kinds of crazy criticisms, and the stakes seemed even higher than the waistband on his jeans.

It’s fitting that Obama now joins Katy Perry as a “Mean Tweets” alum because this appearance was straight up fireworks.

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Good Girls Versus Bad Girls and Being Mean

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In middle school I was forced to include every fourth grade girl in my babysitters’ club, because it wasn’t fair according to my teachers, so I cancelled the club and gave back the members’ dues (that were suppose to be used for a lunchroom party). In college, I dealt with (jealous) mean sorority girls, which ultimately resulted in a dorm room change, and other things I can’t disclose. Therefore, I’m no moron to dealing with mean girls, being a mean girl, and using that (ultimate) power to get what I want.

I knew there were some things about my personality that needed work. My goals have always been clear cut and straight ahead of me​. To write, to make my own money and to make myself happy​. Though, the way I was currently experiencing my personal life did not entail ​exactly ​all of the above. To put it shortly, I wasn’t getting what I wanted. There’s been bouts of​ ​cutting people off and just being plain rude.​ And that’s fine. But I’ve learned to tone some of those things down. That realization allowed me to effortlessly embrace my no shit policy I’d ​initially ​written down first semester of sophomore year in college. It felt great to be on this agenda, and for me, it meant learning how to passionately say no, and say, look this isn’t the worst conversation you’ve had. Symbolically, my life declaration has coincided with a few recent headlines about women owning their bitchness, the rise of the resting bitch face and the overall culture of women displaying any sort of emotion opposite of the traditional, good and nice girls ain’t no daddies and boys, a saying my great grandmother repeated all the time.

It’s interesting to read these headlines and articles about how this newfound behavior in women (perhaps third wave feminism) can be detrimental and demeaning for one’s character. In 2013, a study was released about how women have evolved to be bitches based on “indirect aggression,” and “physical appearance that mean girls come to value and used for hating other who “wear makeup and other physical attractions,” that are seen as a threat and get worse with age. I’m not going to bore you with all the research and statistics, but there is a general phenomenon happening right now, in our culture, about why women are more openingly being badasses. To further this argument of how women are constantly being put in a bubble of despair or pink cotton candy, a recent Gallup poll states that 2 billion women around the world are “struggling and suffering.” But I beg to differ: Are we really down and out, mad ursulas wanting to claw our tentacles around victims, thanks to PMS and other regional dilemmas that apparently are suppose to affect our mental state of being? Ironically, in the spirit of women’s history month, the exploration of this topic, actually comes just in time! What is it that makes us want to openly characterized ourselves as strong and powerful beings with a sassy attitude, with openly mean tendencies that equate to using the words bitch and badass? Or, maybe, it’s not about focusing on these words and how they may materialize in one’s actions. Perhaps, it’s a division of female sexuality. Like clothing, we use our outer appearance to exude the non verbal traits in our personality. Nevertheless, here’s my top favorite situations of women being bitchy and badass.

Drinking On The Job: I witnessed this a few times prior and thought about the woman and her right to choose. However, this time it was more blatant, in a more professional setting. We were having “goodbye drinks” in a conference room at work when Michelle (who was seven months pregnant at the time) decided to have a drink, too. With the majority of the room being men, the topic of goodbye drinks quickly became about a woman’s right to choose if she wants to have a drink while carrying her child. From Michelle’s perspective, she felt that it was her right to choose if she wanted to have a drink once in a while, and that people in public often make this choice for her, and it’s annoying and rude. The conversation was all very eye opening and reasonable given the situation, and what varying doctors have to say. Is one glass of champagne going to put your baby in danger, maybe not. Does the public have the right to enforce societal guidelines on women, even if they are pregnant? Insert your answer here.

To add to this, there’s a recent article in The Cut about a female reporter who hid her pregnancy because she didn’t want to be denied opportunities to work in the field (as a war and conflict reporter), but felt guilty for making her husband worry. Though it’s easy to understand why being pregnant puts you at risk for any job (I often contemplate how an unplanned pregnancy as a non-married lady could be a detriment to my own brand), there’s something to say about people who feel strongly about how a woman should act in public, in the workplace and judge one based on notions of what is “normal.”

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Jessa from Girls, actually just Jemima Kirke in general:
Though her most popular roles in film and TV have been under her friend Lena Dunham’s direction, the woman is dynamic and unapologetic. In her racy nude shoot with Vice Magazine, she made it clear her photos weren’t going to be ” mainstream beautiful” and photoshopped. Jemima Kirke is that girl in fourth grade with the nose piercing, she’s that girl who’s not afraid to say what she wants, and being called a bitch probably make her happy. In season three of GIRLS, Jemima’s character is even more crude and open about her sexual schemes. She could be the blame to the broken relationship of Adam and Hannah, she’s already been married and divorced, and has gone to rehab on the show. All of these situations make her character even more likeable. Women like Jessa are needed in a world where prim and proper trumps rogue and unpredictable. Being bitchy in this case means saying things that people don’t want to hear, doing things that are selfish and in the best interest of one’s own agenda. And sometimes, it’s okay to be your own cocky cheerleader.

Those Snobby Fashion Industry Characters Or Work People In General:
I’ve made friends with colleagues on the basis of this topic. A few weeks ago, I was at an event in which I formerly did not know anyone, so I did what I was supposed to do at a networking cocktail hour: made friends. At least I tried, while approaching a group of fashion people dressed in all black. I was shot down with snobby badass attitudes that displayed as much eagerness as the bounce in my newly blown out hair. “What do ya’ll think about Zendaya?” One editor asked. As my writer friend attempted to answer, in unison the group of editors dressed in all black looked away and thumbed with their iPhones. They basically closed their ears in tandem, not really looking for a response, as they made it clear that the question was rhetorical. We looked at each other, giggled at their rudeness and retreated to the snack table. All jokes aside, we were impressed with how openly bitchy and badass our fellow peers were and how much they’d given in to the stereotype. Though in retrospect you can’t force anyone to be friends with you, but you can always laugh at those who choose otherwise.

Responding to Catcalls: How many times have you’ve been unwarrantably harassed, “complimented” or whatever you call getting talked to by random people on the street with sexual undertones? If it’s a lot, then it’s time to standup for yourself. Start talking back. And talk back clearly, so that your harasser will hear you have a voice and you are not pleased by what they are saying to you at 8:00 a.m. in the morning or 7:00 p.m. at night with your children. Responding to catcalls means you’re a total badass. Some people may think you are endangering your life, but if you’re not in a dark alley way, and some nasty dude is talking to you, unwarrantedly, throw him an “As if” or “In your dreams”, or “gross” with attitude. These phrases seriously helped me feel better about myself, and also helped my anxiety of feeling helpless when some random stranger is all up in my grill. But what do I know! This is totally an individually perceived judgement call.
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10 Times Mean Girls Quotes Directly Applied to Motherhood

Cady. Regina. Gretchin. Karen.

We all know who they are.

But that was, like, 11 years ago. (I know, right? So last season.) Now, The Plastics are old enough to have squeezed out a few babies, bought Escalades and signed up for personal trainers while the kids are with the nanny.

Even though they’re no longer the Queen Bees of North Shore High School, their words live on. And you know what?

They totally apply to motherhood.

1. “The limit does not exist.”

Oh, you’re tired? You’ve been up for two days straight and all the kids have stomach flu? What’s that, you’ve reached your limit? HA! This is motherhood. “The limit” does not exist.

2. “It’s like I have ESPN or something.”

I can’t tell the weather with my boobs, but I totally know that my kid is pooping by the way he is frozen in the corner, hiding behind a bookshelf. And I know when he needs a nap when he’s screaming bloody murder while rolling around on the playground. It’s like I have ESPN or something.

3. “You can’t just ask someone why they’re white.”

There’s more than one way to skin a cat and more than one way to start a family. Stop asking crazy questions.

4. “Don’t have sex. You will get pregnant and die.”

Pretty much.

5. “I can’t help that I’ve got a heavy flow and a wide-set vagina.”

Disgusting things happen. Thank you, childbirth.

6. “Did you see nipple? It only counts if you saw nipple!”

This is actually, literally Facebook’s breastfeeding picture policy. Did you see nipple? Then you can’t report me. HAHAHAHA!!!!

7. “Whatever, I’m getting cheese fries.”

I usually give my kids organic homegrown everything from a juicer. I swear. (I’m lying.)

8. “I like invented her, you know what I mean?!”

That’s right. I birthed that little punk, so she better get in line. I brought her into this world…

9. “I used to just think there was fat and skinny. But apparently, there are lots of things that can be wrong with your body.”

Chin hairs, stretch marks, bladder leakage. Who cares about baby weight, I feel like Shrek!

10. “I’m a cool mom.”

Wait, this doesn’t apply. Cool Mom isn’t even a thing… In fact, it’s a total oxymoron.

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Oh, you thought you were done with Mean Girls? Think again. Motherhood is its own high school lunchroom, and equally hard to navigate. The good news is when you become a mom, you are automatically upgraded to Queen Bee. (The kids are just our little workers). So hop in, biotch. We are going to the playground. And by the way…

On Wednesdays, we wear pink.

This post originally appeared on Mom Babble.

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