Making Lite of Myself – John Pinette

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Making Lite of Myself

John Pinette

Genre: Comedy

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Publish Date: February 2, 2006

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I Drew Myself Under The Influence Of Several Different Drugs

I Drew Myself Under The Influence Of Several Different Drugs

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Narcotics deeply influence self observation. In this article I experiment with several different types of intoxicants to help understand the many facets of the psyche and to prove that we are the sum of our own self perceptions.
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Conversations with Myself (Expanded Edition) – Bill Evans

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Conversations with Myself (Expanded Edition)

Bill Evans

Genre: Jazz

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Release Date: January 1, 1963

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I’m a Stranger Here Myself (Abridged Nonfiction) – Bill Bryson

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I’m a Stranger Here Myself (Abridged Nonfiction)

Bill Bryson

Genre: Comedy

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Publish Date: December 16, 1999

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I Can Barely Take Care of Myself: Tales from a Happy Life Without Kids (Unabridged) – Jen Kirkman

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I Can Barely Take Care of Myself: Tales from a Happy Life Without Kids (Unabridged)

Jen Kirkman

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Publish Date: April 12, 2013

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Soulja Boy — I Didn’t Want To Kill Myself … I’m Just REALLY Successful (TMZ LIVE VIDEO)

[[tmz:video id=”0_n7jrpqcw”]] Soulja Boy insists his “I’m going to die soon” Snapchat message was not about committing suicide — it’s just that he’s lived a full, kick-ass life already … at 25.  SB was on TMZ Live Friday to clear the air about…

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Extindo Merlo – “Myself”

Extindo Merlo is not afraid to put himself on blast on his path to becoming one of the most honest rappers ever. Merlo teams up with TRobDaProduca as he keeps the Next K. West vibe flowing. Hearing Merlo talk about his selfish ways makes us realize we are all a little bit selfish. Who’s ready for week 3 of 15? #nextkwest


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Hillary Clinton: I Learn Something About Myself From ‘SNL’ Impersonations

Democratic presidential candidate Hillary Clinton is excited to appear on “Saturday Night Live” this week, but wouldn’t say whether she prefers Amy Poehler or Kate McKinnon‘s impersonations of her more.

While Clinton said that she was more familiar with Poehler’s impressions of her, she added that she looked forward to seeing more of McKinnon’s. She added that she was happy “SNL” executive producer Lorne Michaels had both women do impersonations of her on the show.

“They come at it from a slightly different perspective, and I learn something about myself watching them pretending to be me, so I’m looking forward to spending the time with Kate,” the presidential hopeful said in an interview with Entertainment Tonight on Friday. “I mean, I’m just thrilled that he’s got these amazing women doing these impersonations. I want to see how it goes.”

Clinton added that she loved the atmosphere of rehearsal, where one often has to fly by the seat of one’s pants.

“It is crazy. I mean, you show up and they’re still writing it and, you know, putting together the airplane in the air and they’re showing you what they want you to say and where they want you to stand and then they decide, no, they want to do it different,” she said. “I love it because it is almost like a creative act that you’re in the middle of, and you’re participating but you’re also watching and learning from it.”

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Reinventing Myself After Divorce

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It took me just about nine years to be able to speak publicly about this… but today I broke the silence with Steve Olsher, host of Reinvention Radio, in an exclusive interview. We talked about Reinventing Personal Identity.

About nine years ago, I woke up one day, literally, over $ 40,000 dollars in debt. I was blindsided, I was devastated, I was confused, and most of all, I was hurt. My ex-husband owed lots of money to lots of bookies, and they wanted what was due to them. Gambling on sports teams finally had caught up with my ex, and well, to be honest, I didn’t know any of this was happening.

I called my older sister, Julie, for help. I had $ 5 in my wallet and had no way to get groceries. My biggest fear, outside of losing my house, was how I was going to get food and have my basic needs met.

She, of course, helped financially, but most of all, she helped me emotionally. She let me cry on her shoulder daily, she helped me to see the whole picture, she tried to help me figure out how much we owed to which people — the bills hadn’t been mailed, and we were in big trouble. But do you know the greatest things my sister did for me? She never, ever said a word to anyone about my situation. She kept my deep secrets safe from the world, so I didn’t have to deal with more shame and hurt and judgment from others.

I tried to do the right thing. I stuck by his side. We went to counseling. We went to Gam-Anon. But, the next year, after working our asses off to pay off that initial debt, I woke up to another $ 20,000 in debt — same issue. This time, I knew that I had to make some tough changes.

Did I love him? Yes, we were best friends. But… I loved myself and my future more.

So, we parted ways and I began the soul-work of rebuilding myself up after being so broken. After being so betrayed. I was lonely. I was hurt. I was getting divorced, and I had to sell the house we worked so hard to build from the ground up. The worst, most isolated feeling of all was that I had to move out on my own again, and start over.

I had no money, but I had hope — even during that dark time. Hope that my life would get better. Hope that I would heal. Hope that I would be able to trust and love again.

It took time to get there… but I never gave up hope. I didn’t let my past define me. I didn’t look back, but learned to set new goals and take care of myself first, before anyone else.

Reinventing your life, and having the courage to do so, can (and should) happen at any time when you feel something “isn’t quite right.” This is a topic I am very passionate about. I want to reach people who are “stuck” and are scared to make changes, or not sure which way to go, or who to turn to.

Why? First, I’ve been there so many times myself. And secondly, I promise you that if you embrace the hard circumstance and learn from the hard lessons that life tries to teach you, you only come out stronger on the other side.

The interview is raw, real, and now live. I hope that you will take a listen. My ultimate hope is that you will find the courage to reinvent the parts of your life that aren’t working, aren’t serving you or those you love, and aren’t making you happy.

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Kings Slava Voynov — I’m Kicking Myself Out Of America … Before America Does

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Masta Ace: ‘I’m Still Trying To Prove Myself’

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How I Reconcile Feeling OK About Myself With Completely Loving Makeup

My makeup wearing habits aren’t actually so deep or complex. I love to wear it sometimes, but I feel absolutely fine without it, too. When I do wear makeup, it’s not in an attempt to “fix” or “cover” things, but more of embodying different characters, or experimenting with different “vibes.” One of the most reassuring things I’ve been told was by my very clever academic aunt, who said my relationship to “all that stuff” was “extremely healthy.” But I do worry that my love for all things cosmetic can’t be doing such great things for my brain. How can I be an interesting, clever and all around top girl if, secretly, my biggest interest is coloring in my lips?

What worries me about constantly writing and thinking about makeup is that a lot of women are using makeup not to feel amazing, but to feel acceptable. As soon as doing this bizarre, gross thing ceases to make you feel excited and powerful, and starts to be needed to make you feel normal, that’s where we have a problem. I can’t see an issue reconciling wearing makeup with being a feminist: I am, in fact, over that whole debate. I think everybody should be able to make herself look exactly how they want to — I believe that is a very positive thing, in fact. But I don’t like the waters to get muddied with negativity and insecurity. I don’t like anyone telling anyone that they have to do anything. In this case, it’s the women ruling a dictatorship over themselves, which is really depressing. You need to be on your own side, or who else is going to be?

The way I reconcile naked-me with made-up-me is wearing makeup in a way which doesn’t make me feel like a total p.o.s. when I remove it. That is a one way ticket to not being at peace with your bare naked face, which is going to make you feel distinctly un-amazing at least half of your life. Don’t feel things need to be “fixed” with makeup. Don’t try to change the fundamentals of your face in a way which will be psychologically damaging when they have to be cleansed off every day. By all means make your face look like how you want your face to look, but keep the language distinct in your head: this is not how your face “should” look. And if you’re doing it for any reason outside of pleasing yourself, then that’s a red flag.

I know I’m almost certainly over-intellectualizing it. For most people, makeup is probably an automatic, even meditative process that they just do and don’t even think about. That’s fine, and I bet the thoughts they have for the rest of the day are no less valuable because of the fact they’re coming out of a head which is covered in makeup. I just can’t help thinking about it. Why am I finding certain aesthetics appealing? Is it all me or is it society tricking me? I don’t want anything I say to make anyone else feel bad about themselves, even if what I’m saying is as fatuous as “wearing grey lipstick is cool.” The balance between being a makeup obsessive, a feminist, an anxious person, a confident person is hard to strike, but I think I’m getting pretty ok at it.

My cousin, aged 4, came downstairs to tell her mother she was very beautiful that day. Her mother asked who had told her so, and she replied, “The mirror.” Why this would be a ridiculous thing for a grown woman to say is stupid to me. If you’re doing things to change your face, you should certainly be allowed to admit that you like the way it is making your face look. You should be allowed to do exactly what you want to your face, but try to make sure what you want is truly coming from you. The mirror should be telling you you’re beautiful every day, with all of the obliviousness and naiveté of a 4-year-old.

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I Can Barely Take Care of Myself: Tales from a Happy Life Without Kids (Unabridged) – Jen Kirkman

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I Can Barely Take Care of Myself: Tales from a Happy Life Without Kids (Unabridged)

Jen Kirkman

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Chris Brown: I hated myself

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Commentary: Until I Had Kids, I Never Thought I Could Love Something Almost As Much As Myself

Having a child can be the most transformative experience of a person’s life. You get so used to living your life a certain way—focused solely on your job, your social life, your personal goals—and then, just like that, it all changes. That’s what happened to me last year when my daughter, Jane, was born. Until that moment, I never in a million years thought I could love anything almost as much as myself.

As soon as the nurse put her in my arms, that beautiful baby girl became the second-most important thing in my life. In an instant, I went from caring only about myself to caring about myself and also one other person. All but one of my priorities went right out the window. And that shift was permanent: My daughter has been an additional consideration in my life ever since, and I know in …





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Nicki Minaj And Beyoncé Have An Awesome Summer Party In ‘Feeling Myself’ Video

Tidal subscribers were in luck on Monday when Nicki Minaj and Beyoncé dropped the video for “Feeling Myself” exclusively on the streaming service. The song, which appears on Minaj’s “The Pinkprint,” first leaked online last December. And now the video for “Feeling Myself” has leaked.

In the video, Minaj and Queen Bey play with squirt guns in inflatable pools in pink fur coats, eat cheeseburgers in a bounce house, have a champagne pool party and share Now and Laters. It’s pretty much the summer party of your dreams. (And proof that bucket hats only look good on Beyoncé.)

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Beyoncé previously released her video for her new song “Die With You” on the artist-owned streaming service last month. Soon after, Rihanna released her video for “American Oxygen” and Jay Z released his music video for “Glory” via Tidal. There are also rumors that a possible Jay Z and Beyoncé joint album will exclusively premiere on Tidal, proving that the streaming service is serious about rewarding its users, especially after Jay Z’s special Tidal shows over the weekend.

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Breaking Up With Myself

There are two kinds of memories: One you quickly forget, and the other lives in your head forever. The forever memories are the ones that transport you to the past. For better or worse, these memories are eternal. Nearly five years ago, I walked into my parents’ house after a day of teaching kids, attending graduate school classes and completing group projects. Carrying what felt like 100 pounds on my shoulders was nothing compared to my daily responsibilities, the stresses of commuting an hour each day, and even the weight of my eyelids; and I couldn’t wait to collapse in bed just to do it all over again the next day. That wouldn’t be the case that idle night in July, and so it goes that he who rejects change is the architect of decay.

My mom said, “I’m moving out,” in the same casual voice I use to order my 7am coffee. I must have blacked out because the only thing I remember from that night is slamming a door and suddenly I’m 15 again: frustrated, emotional and dramatic.

From my perspective, the next two years didn’t make sense. My dad started dating someone that looked like my mom, broke it off, and eventually remarried my now stepmother. My mom started dating a vagabond, eventually finding a genuinely good person. I. Couldn’t. Handle. It. I couldn’t process the fact that my nuclear family was flipped upside down. To top it off, my brother didn’t seem bothered by any of it, and neither did my extended family. My friends were incredibly supportive and did their best, but I often felt misunderstood. There was no way for me to convey how I felt, and even with their best advice, pep-talk texts and sobbing over wine, I couldn’t work through it. Little did I know that my parents’ divorce was also the catalyst of a personal divorce from my outdated behaviors and thought patterns.

I went into emotional hibernation for three years. While in my cave of healing I learned how to forgive everything. I also learned how to let go of my fear of being alone. For the first time in my life, I was very alone — emotionally. I had no choice but to heal myself from within, starting one callous layer at a time until I was raw all of the time and eventually healed with faint scars on thicker skin. Along the way I damaged some friendships, dated a criminal, almost moved abroad, and neglected my work and life responsibilities — including my health. But I really needed this. It was cleansing and freeing to just be alone with my problems.

Eventually, I came out of hiding. I was cautious but open. I was timid but willing. Everything in my life completely turned around. My friendships became solid and ones made of sand faded away. I started dating regular people and eventually my boyfriend who I share a home with in Hoboken. I started making rational decisions rather than being impulsive. I basically cleaned up my act.

About a month ago, I was alone again for the first time in quite a while. I was exhausted from the workweek and needed a night by myself to recharge. As I was preparing for bed, I stopped to notice the pictures framed in our bookshelf. Pictures of friends and family take up most of our wall space. In that moment, I cried. I cried because I had accumulated such wonderful people in my life. I finally realized I was never really alone at all.

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A Letter to Myself As a Trans Teenager

I knew from the age of about 4 that I was ‘different’. I had a wonderful family, and early childhood but went through a tremendous amount of bullying in middle and high school. I was suicidal throughout much of high school, and actually survived a suicide attempt at the age of 18. I began the process of transitioning when I was 28 years old, and I am now 45 and living a life I hadn’t thought possible. I wrote this letter to show other young people that it truly does get better, and for those who may be on the bully side of things, to see that their behavior affects real people — good people. I want to live to see an end to people being mistreated because of who they are, and for kids to be able to go to school and feel safe and accepted, and for diversity to be celebrated.

Dear Lori,

I know things are terribly rough right now. I feel so bad for you, that every weekday right now carries such an overwhelming feeling of dread and confusion for you. I know you’re afraid to go to school, I know you feel sick every morning and you think it’s hopeless, like it’s never going to stop hurting to face each new day. I know it seems like the taunts will never stop…the things other students, even teachers say to you; “amazon,” “dyke,” “freak,” “linebacker,” “lezzy,” “why do you look like a lezbo?”, “why can’t you just stop trying to be different, and try to fit in?”, “do you just like pissing people off?” It seems like it will never stop and that no one sees how sad you are all the time — or that they do and just don’t care.

That girl that just spit on you as you walked past the water fountains, the one who likes to slam your locker door against your head when she walks by you, the guy that walks behind you every time he sees you, yelling insults at you and making everyone else laugh, the girls that sneer at you when you walk into the bathroom and then laugh at you, the coach that asked you if you like to check out the other girls in the locker room, the teacher that told you when you reported a physical assault, to “work on fitting in and to stop going out of your way to be different” — none of them know how kind-hearted you are. None of them know how much your family loves you, and how much you love them. They don’t know that you’ve known you were different since you were a very small child. They don’t know that you want so badly to be normal. To have friends, to be like them. They don’t know how badly you want to be able to enjoy Friday night football games, and be invited to parties. To walk through the halls smiling and laughing with a group of friends. They don’t know that you skip lunch and go hungry most days because you’re afraid to sit in the lunchroom with them. Or maybe they do know, and are just that heartless. I don’t want to believe it’s that though. I want to believe that deep down they’re decent people, who just don’t get it.

These next few years, as hard as they might be for you, will pass quickly. I know you want to end it all right now; I know you feel like it’s the only thing that will stop the pain. But you have NO idea how wonderful the future is going to be! Not long after you graduate, you’ll move away and find a wonderful community of people who will accept you with open arms. You’ll fit in, you’ll be invited to parties, and you’ll have a big group of friends who’ll laugh with you, not at you. You will start to recognize yourself in the mirror and know who you are. Sure, you’re still going to go through some hard times, but you’re going to have so many more good times than bad. You’ll learn that you aren’t the only one like you in this world, and that there is a path to the person you’ve known you were since you were so little. You’ll meet other guys like yourself and you’ll travel all over the country meeting people like yourself and you’ll become who you were meant to be. And that little girl you dreamed of when you were little, the one you wished you could meet, and fall in love with… guess what? She’ll find you, a little later than you would have liked, but she’ll sweep you off your feet and you’ll swear you’re caught up in a real life fairy tale. And she’ll bring a whole family with her! You’ll have kids that love and adore you, and make you smile and laugh every day. You’ll be excited for the future, you’ll feel like a king, and you’ll look back on these years with a touch of sadness, but more than that, with pride. Pride in yourself for being a survivor, and for not giving up. You’ll realize that these things made you stronger, and that you’ll draw on it for inspiration to help others, and to educate other people, so that maybe someday, no one else ever needs to write this letter. You’re going to grow up to be a good man, a very happy man. You’re going to inspire others to keep fighting, and you’ll be strong enough to stand up and face your detractors and be a leader. You’re going to be so thankful that you didn’t allow hate to push you over the edge. So hang in there, keep your chin up and be proud that you’re being true to yourself and not trying to fit in. Be proud that you’re finding the strength to be you — the you no one else sees yet. Whatever you do — don’t let them win, don’t give up the fight. Because not only will it get better… it will be AMAZING!

Love,
Mike
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I Called Myself a Bitch, and Then Thought Twice About It

Last week, I called myself a bitch. It was shorthand, really. I had an unpleasant exchange with a male banker and left feeling that the only way to be taken seriously was to act like a bitch.

In writing about the experience, what I found most interesting in people’s responses (aside from the majority of online commentators basically telling me to shut up and stop complaining) was how many female friends bumped up against my use of the word bitch.

In part, I wrote: “It’s second nature for women to switch into bitchy, bossy, don’t-fuck-with-me-mode, because how often are we spoken to differently than the man standing next to us? How often do I have to raise my voice to be taken seriously?”

A coworker emailed me: “Unless you were flipping desks or threatening to get these dudes fired, you weren’t acting bitchy — you were acting professional.”

She’s right. So I thought about the word. And I thought more about the word. It’s everywhere. Often not even beeped out of television shows, “bitch” is in rap songs and pop songs and on t-shirts. “It’s Britney, bitch.” “I’m in Miami, bitch.”

For millenials, the word has become a replacement for the exclamation mark.

But it also has roots deeply established in feminism and every woman I’ve talked to has a different relationship with the word — depending on the situation. Like the often-wrongly cited example of how many different words Eskimos have for “snow,” bitch seems to have just as many meanings.

I took out a pen and paper and tried to breakdown the word.

BITCH:
a. Bossy; to bitch someone around.

b. Complaining; bitching and moaning.

c. Inferior; to be someone’s bitch, acting like a little bitch.

d. Overly emotional or moody; she has her period and is acting like a total bitch.

e. Aggressive; that bitch just pushed to the front of the line.

f. Rude; what a bitch…she didn’t even say hello.

As one friend put it, sometimes people are mean and we need a word to describe them — like “asshole” or “jerk.” Sometimes bitch is just a synonym.

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But where bitch gets interesting is when it’s used to illustrate power and control within genders. Easy example: a man doesn’t act manly enough, or fails to exert power, and he is called a bitch. A woman has too much power or control and she is called a bitch.

I think we assume that if a woman is any of the things listed above (bossy, aggressive, rude), then people will think she’s a bitch. This may be the case.

But I called myself a bitch. Why? As a reminder, I didn’t flip one desk.

I was assertive. I was confident. I was logical. I explained that their repeated mistakes were unacceptable. I was clear.

Here’s what I wasn’t: I wasn’t bubbly. I wasn’t helpless. I wasn’t doting. I wasn’t meek. I wasn’t flirtatious. I wasn’t charmed and I wasn’t charming.

Yet somehow, leaving the bank, I had taken this social perception of expressing displeasure and replaced it with the word bitch. Was this conditioning so engrained within me? Had it been so keenly absorbed that I couldn’t even feel its presence?

Is it the same reason women chronically ask for less raises than men do? The same reason we’re still paid 77 cents when a man makes a dollar? Are we so viscerally uncomfortable with asking for what we want that we cloak our discomfort in words like bossy, bitchy and cunt?

Gloria Steinem said, “A woman who aspires to be something is called a bitch.”

I was born right smack in the middle of the 1980s. I was raised to believe that I could be anything I wanted if I worked hard. I still believe that.

Believing that it’s okay to ask for what I want — and expecting to be treated equally — are things that sound so antiquated. But they’re not.

I bet the banker from last week and the bankers from the weeks before do not even remember our exchanges.

But what I learned, while they fumbled through their antique word processors, is that it’s not unpretty or unfeminine to be assertive. In the words of my mother, it’s actually pretty bitchin’.
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Bill Bryson Collector’s Edition: Notes from a Small Island, Neither Here Nor There, and I’m a Stranger Here Myself

Bill Bryson

Genre: Comedy

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Publish Date: October 17, 2006

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I’m a Stranger Here Myself – Bill Bryson

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I’m a Stranger Here Myself

Bill Bryson

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Publish Date: June 16, 1999

© ℗ © 1999 Bantam Doubleday Dell Audio

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