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[[tmz:video id=”0_ovg3p53z”]] 7:11 PM PT – Alec has denied the allegations on Twitter, stating, “Normally, I would not comment on something as egregiously misstated as today’s story. However, the assertion that I punched anyone over…
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Y’all better stop playing with Nipsey Hussle. The Crenshaw rapper blessed some guy with the hand of God after a parking dispute at the BET Awards in Los Angeles.
Reports TMZ:
Nipsey Hussle unleashed a vicious slap on a man’s face in the middle of an argument over where he could park his whip … and it’s all captured on video.
Check it out, the L.A. rapper’s in the street outside the venue for Sunday night’s ‘BET Awards’ when he gets into with another guy. We’re told the issue was whether or not Nipsey could move some cones and drive through a restricted area.
Tempers flare, and after the guy smacks a traffic cone out of the hand of Nipsey’s bodyguard … Hussle unloads a hard right slap.
A law officer immediately grabs Nipsey to keep the fight from escalating … and then he gets back in his car.
Did y’all hear the sound of that slap? Rumor is the slapee was a BET employee—but Nipsey still performed.
Nipsey wanted all the smoke bruh. See multiple angles below.
Also, needless to say the slap’s echos are reverberating through Twitter.
Nah this view even crazier.
at them both saying don't do it at the same time RT @__KingBoom: @NipseyHussle Wasn’t playing no games pic.twitter.com/tygktnhryr
— Poppa Guapo (@PGenz) June 25, 2018
Nipsey Hussle coming for that Best Slap of the Year Award
#BETAwards #BETAwards2018 pic.twitter.com/BD5WLOXdKi
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A few years ago, I caught a story on the radio about a Baptist church that had a problem. It was with the Methodists down the street. Some Baptists
were unable to find a space in their own parking lot because members of the nearby Methodist church, which met earlier than the Baptists, got there
first. So the Baptist church had a problem.
Now, they COULD have towed the Methodist’s cars away. Or, they COULD have patrolled their lot Sunday mornings. Or, they COULD have written a letter to
the offending church members imploring them to park elsewhere. But they didn’t.
Instead, they did something else. One Sunday morning they stuck a bumper sticker to every car in the lot — Baptist and Methodist alike. They all got
one. The sticker read: “I’M PROUD TO BE A BAPTIST!”
No more problem.
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HOUSTON—Noting that the group has been constantly interrupted by cars slowly driving through searching for open spots, onlookers confirmed Saturday that several Texas A&M tailgaters outside NRG Stadium are playing a pathetic little game of pickup football in the parking lot. “Everyone’s just trying to walk to the game, but you have to pass this sideshow of these guys playing a mini–touch football game and then listen to one of them count down from five before blitzing the quarterback,” said 31-year-old Alex Bennett, adding that the seven middle-aged men—most of whom are wearing football jerseys and khaki shorts—are attempting to play a three-on-four game in the space between rows of parked cars. “They barely have enough room to play, so basically if they complete one pass, it’s a touchdown. And one of them accidentally hit the hood of a car with the football, which …
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MIDDLETOWN, Ohio (AP) — An appeals court has agreed with an Ohio woman who said her parking citation should be tossed because the village law was missing a comma.
Andrea Cammelleri (kah-meh-LEHR’-ee) says she shouldn’t have been issued a citation in 2014 based on the wording of the law enacted by the village of West Jefferson.
The law lists several types of vehicles that can’t be parked longer than 24 hours, including a “motor vehicle camper,” with the comma missing between “vehicle” and “camper.”
Cammelleri says her pickup truck did not fit that definition.
The village says the law’s meaning was clear in context, but Judge Robert Hendrickson of the 12th Ohio District Court of Appeals says in last week’s ruling that West Jefferson should amend the law if it wants it read differently.
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Dear LA Parking Violations Bureau:
Yesterday morning I was ticketed after misreading a ten foot totem pole of parking signs that Steven Hawking couldn’t decode, let alone a hungover blonde.
All this would be manageable if I had money, which I don’t. I’m flat broke and any money I do have gets immediately stolen by the savage, circling vultures you employ. Tickets around town range from $ 64 to $ 84 which feels discriminatory against the poor considering it’s we who can afford neither garage nor valet — just the sort of robbing the poor to feed the rich situation Robin Hood fought. Can you really fine someone for being not the brightest crayon in the box? Should I be so gravely and frequently punished for having a rare mental condition that allows me to believe it’s Monday on a Friday? Sixty-Four dollars may not be a lot to you but I sometimes have to eat the free cheese at Whole Foods for dinner so each ticket is a lancing blow to the kidney.
Who strategizes your parking rules? Tywin Lannister? Whoever it is deserves some kind of genius award because they foil me every single time, not that it’s hard because I also have other brain disorders like thinking I’m only going to need 60 minutes at the hair salon and believing no one would have the heart to fine me for crossing half a fingernail into a red zone.
On another note, you should really congratulate your meter maids. They take their job EXTREMELY seriously. If all government employees took their jobs as seriously we would have world peace and the American dollar would be worth £12. What are you doing to these people? Waterboarding them if they don’t hit the daily quota?
Look. I’m an idiot. I know I’m an idiot. I take responsibility for the majority of the stupid tickets but here’s the thing: I’M DOING MY BEST. I’m honestly and truly doing my best. Can you at least make the parking signs readable? A sliding scale to ensure that I don’t pay more in parking tickets annually than my crap Pontiac is worth? Stop giving your employees free yachts for every 1000th ticket they issue?? I hear a rumor that you are considering being merciful enough to rethink your laws and make it easier. PLEASE do. If you do, it will greatly increase the quality of life of Angelenos, especially lower income drivers and especially, especially, me. If you don’t, I’m going to send a glitter gram to every single person in your office.
Sincerely,
Kelly MacLean
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NEW YORK—Nervously checking his watch and glancing around the desolate underground parking garage in anticipation, The Today Show host Matt Lauer was reportedly waiting for an anonymous source with inside knowledge of the latest parenting trends during the early morning hours Thursday.
Reports indicate that Lauer had planned a secret meeting at 2 a.m. with his unidentified parenting source in the lowest level of a parking facility on East 50th Street, where on several previous occasions he had received classified information on half-birthday parties, breastfeeding selfies, and multilingual nannies.
“She’s late,” said Lauer, looking around the dimly lit garage for the anonymous informant known only by the pseudonym “Crafty Mom,” who had reportedly provided him with vital details about sneaking vegetables into a child’s diet by encouraging them to use peppers and tomato slices to make their own smiley-face miniature pizzas. “I need to know if …
There are bad parking jobs and there is the person behind the wheel in this Iowa shopping center.
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As the guys prepare for their epic chicken wing giveaway event, Corey gets a tad overzealous with a confetti popper in the party store parking lot and Ramone is less than impressed.
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Thanks to this Portuguese-speaking prankster, inconsiderate drivers will think twice about pulling into a reserved spot.
Earlier this month, a video of Tiago Fonseca teaching a lesson to rude people parked in spots reserved for people with disabilities was posted to YouTube Brazilian comedy channel, “Canal Boom.”
The guy in the video sprayed the disabled sign — which the drivers had ignored — on the hoods and trunks of several cars using water-soluble spray paint. The prankees, however, did not know the paint would be so easily removed and were unsurprisingly less than thrilled upon finding their vehicles.
Their outrage might be something similar to what people with disabilities experience upon finding their parking spots occupied by able-bodied people. Rachelle Friedman, a HuffPost blogger and a quadriplegic, has some thoughts about being told “I was only parked there for a minute,” by people stealing disability-accessible spots.
“Don’t. Just don’t. This is the number one excuse us rollers get when we must confront someone who’s illegally parked in a handicap spot,” Friedman wrote in a blog for HuffPost. “Besides the fact that this usually isn’t true, I shouldn’t have to wait for an able-bodied person to run inside. I run into a handicap parking issue at least once a week. People who need those spots have schedules to meet and places to be as well. Just walk the extra 50 yards because I sure wish I could.”
Perhaps this will dissuade able-bodied people from parking in disability-accessible spots once and for all.
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