Today Sucks But Here’s A Guy Passionately Begging City Council To Legalize Massage Parlor Happy Endings

Today Sucks But Here's A Guy Passionately Begging City Council To Legalize Massage Parlor Happy Endings

Today Sucks But Here's A Guy Passiona…
Today sucks, but watching this man’s impassioned plea to make his local city council legalize massage parlor happy endings might actually make everything ok.
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Over Heard At A Tatoo Parlor

“Eagle? I thought you said BEAGLE.”

“We’re all out of red, so I used pink.”

“There are two Os in Bob, right?”

“I hate it when I get the hiccups.”

“Anything else you want to say? You’ve got plenty of room back here.”

“I’ll bet you can’t tell I’ve never done this before.”

“The flag’s all done and, you know, the folds of fat make a nice waving effect.” “Oops….”

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The Massage Parlor: The Homophobic Quarterback

Welcome to a very special massage parlor, where skillful masseurs give frustrated men the gay sex they secretly lust for. From a well-hung husband who’s lost interest in his wife, to a homophobic college football stud with anger-management issues, these hot bodied male clients have one thing in common: a repressed need for another man’s touch.

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Welcome to a very special massage parlor, where skillful masseurs give frustrated men the gay sex they secretly lust for.

Stars: Jesse Colter Connor Maguire

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Scene Number: 1

Orientation: Gay

Studio Name: Rock Candy Films

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Anarchy Parlor – Kenny Gage & Devon Downs

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Anarchy Parlor

Kenny Gage & Devon Downs

Genre: Horror

Price: $ 12.99

Rental Price: $ 9.99

Release Date: June 19, 2015


A mysterious nomad known as the “Artist” practices a dark art form passed down through the generations. He creates much more than tattoos for tourists who visit his Lithuanian Tattoo Parlor.

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