Episode 649 Scott Adams: Debra Messing, Straight Pride Parade and Some Other Things

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  • Straight Pride Parade and AOC’s tweet mocking their sexual identity
  • Debra Messing’s support for blacklisting people with different opinions
  • My honest opinion on gun control is the ONLY honest opinion
    • Are mass shootings really just fancy suicides?
    • In some situations…MORE guns makes people safer? Test it
  • Storm reporters offering situation updates for Dorian
  • Disney’s Castaway Cay island employees riding out Dorian
  • Viewer questions
    • Diet, vaping, virtual reality sickness, Beto’s IQ, AOC

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The Pride of the Yankees: Classic Movies on the Radio

Lux Radio Theatre

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Pride and Prejudice

Jane Austen

Genre: Fiction & Literature

Publish Date: October 4, 2010

Publisher: Public Domain

Seller: Public Domain


Adversaries at first in the endless rounds of balls, parties and social gatherings, they soon develop a grudging respect for one another that blossoms into romance when each comes to appreciate the tender feelings that course beneath the veneer of their propriety and reserve.

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Georgiana Darcy’s Diary: Jane Austen’s Pride and Prejudice Continued (Pride and Prejudice Chronicles, #1)

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Genre: Historical

Publish Date: June 20, 2013

Publisher: Wilton Press

Seller: Draft2Digital, LLC


Mr. Darcy's younger sister searches for her own happily-ever-after… The year is 1814, and it is springtime at Pemberley. Elizabeth and Mr. Darcy have married. But now a new romance is in the air, along with high fashion, elegant manners, scandal, deception, and the wonderful hope of a true and lasting love. Shy Georgiana Darcy has been content to remain unmarried, living with her brother and his new bride. But Elizabeth and Darcy's fairy-tale love reminds Georgiana daily that she has found no true love of her own. And perhaps never will, for she is convinced the one man she secretly cares for will never love her in return. Georgiana's domineering aunt, Lady Catherine de Bourgh, has determined that Georgiana shall marry, and has a list of eligible bachelors in mind. But which of the suitors are sincere, and which are merely interested in Georgiana's fortune? Georgiana must learn to trust her heart—and rely on her courage—for she also faces the return of the man who could ruin her reputation and spoil a happy ending, just when it finally lies within her grasp. Georgiana Darcy's Diary is Book 1 of the Pride and Prejudice Chronicles and is appropriate for all ages. The Pride and Prejudice Chronicles: Georgiana Darcy's Diary Pemberley to Waterloo Kitty Bennet's Diary

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Pride and Prejudice

Andrew Black

Genre: Comedy

Price: $ 5.99

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Release Date: December 5, 2003


Jane Austen's classic is transplanted to modern-day America. While her college roommates search for love, aspiring writer Elizabeth Bennet focuses on her career but constantly finds herself fighting haughty businessman Will Darcy.

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Pride and Prejudice (1940)

Jane Austen

Genre: Comedy

Price: $ 9.99

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Oscar-winning adaption of Jane Austins comic classic about five husband-hunting sisters in 19th-century England. Oscar and Golden Globe-winner Greer Garson ("Mrs. Miniver," Madame Curie") stars in this vivid recreation of the Victorian era. Co-starring Oscar and Golden Globe-winners Laurence Olivier ("Hamlet," "Henry V") and Edmund Gwenn ("Miracle on 34th Street"), Oscar-nominee Edna May Oliver ("Little Women") and Maureen O'Sullivan ("Tarzan and His Mate").

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Darcy’s Christmas Wish: A Pride and Prejudice Variation

Penelope Swan

Genre: Classics

Publish Date: November 10, 2015

Publisher: Wisheart Press

Seller: Draft2Digital, LLC


Fitzwilliam Darcy never forgot the little girl, with the beautiful dark eyes, who saved his life fifteen years ago… though he never expected to meet her again. But when he comes to Rosings Park to spend the Advent season with his aunt, he discovers that at Christmastime, miracles – and wishes – can come true… DARCY'S CHRISTMAS WISH is a sweet, clean standalone Pride and Prejudice variation romance, inspired by Jane Austen's novel. * ALSO BY THE SAME AUTHOR: DARCY'S WAGER DARCY REVEALED The DARK DARCY series : – The Netherfield Affair (Book 1) – Intrigue at the Ball (Book 2) – The Poisoned Proposal (Book 3) – Secrets at Pemberley (Book 4)

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Pride & Prejudice & Zombies

Burr Steers

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The Lion King 2: Simba’s Pride

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Genre: Kids & Family

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Complete your family's Lion King Collection! The king of animated films reigns in this final chapter of The Lion King trilogy! Experience the power of "Upendi"—which means "love"—as Kiara, Simba's strong-willed daughter, seeks adventure away from her father's watchful gaze. Timon and Pumbaa can do only so much to protect her, especially when she encounters an intriguing rival, Kovu, a cub who is being groomed to lead Scar's pride. As Kiara and Kovu search for their proper places in the great "Circle Of Life," they discover that it may be their destiny to reunite their prides and bring peace to the Pride Lands. Featuring the original all-star voice cast, breathtaking animation and enchanting songs, Kiara and Kovu's adventure thrills audiences of all ages as the glorious "Circle Of Life" continues for a new generation.

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Georgiana Darcy’s Diary: Jane Austen’s Pride and Prejudice Continued (Pride and Prejudice Chronicles, #1)

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Finding Pride

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Megan Kimble has finally freed herself from years of abuse at the hands of her ex. Now she can finally start a new life and figure out just who she really is. When her brother Matt dies suddenly, she takes a big risk and moves cross country to live in his house and take over his new business. This could be the chance she’s needed. There’s only one problem now. She can’t seem to escape the irresistible charm of her departed brother’s best friend. Todd Jordan just lost his best friend and business partner. Watching Matt’s sister move into town, his attraction to her is instant. Can he prove to her that all men are not the same, and resist his own desires as she learns to trust again? Overcoming the odds is just part of their journey. The two must first survive a fateful visit from Megan’s ex to have any chance at happiness.

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Pride and Prejudice

Jane Austen & C.E. Brock

Genre: Classics

Publish Date: January 28, 2011

Publisher: Bookbyte Digital

Seller: Somerset Investments, Inc.


“It is a truth universally acknowledged…” that Pride and Prejudice is Jane Austen’s most widely read and widely loved novel. It is the story of Elizabeth, the sharp-witted and level-headed second daughter of the Bennet family, and her slowly blossoming relationship with the honorable but haughty Mr. Darcy. Taking place among the rural aristocracy of England in the early nineteenth century, Austen creates characters that are so recognizably human and themes that are so universal, that the novel has never lost its popularity, inspiring nearly two centuries of adaptations, reinterpretations, and imitators. Austen’s original text, available here with illustrations from the 1895 edition, remains one of the most romantic, delightful, and indelible stories in the English language.

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When Pride Still Mattered: A Life of Vince Lombardi (Abridged Nonfiction)

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Genre: Arts & Entertainment

Price: $ 15.95

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As the LGBT community has made progress in recent years, I’ve heard people questioning whether we still need events like this. We do.
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Why I Won’t Be at Pride This Year, in One Long Rant

1. Because I don’t have 0-percent body fat, and, from what I keep reading, that is the purpose of Pride. And those who tell us it has nothing to do with body fat, and that we need to stop obsessing over unattainable physical-perfection goals, tend to possess unattainable physical perfection, like Matthew J. Dempsey. Have you seen him? We might as well have Angelina Jolie do a video on how silly it is for women to complain about being ugly… or leading unglamorous lives.

2. Because my straight friends have much more fun than I do, laughing from the sidelines. And their expressions are a tad too similar to the looks on their faces when gawking at the monkeys in the Bronx Zoo.

3. Because the last time I attended one of those big Pride parties, my date ditched me (and “ditched” is the correct word) before I showed up, and emailed me the next night to say, “Sorry, but I met someone else when I showed up — I really hate myself for it.” It wasn’t his email that upset me so much. It was that he never did meet someone else; he just decided he’d rather go solo and thought the made-up story would make me feel better. It was, like, so humiliating.

4. Because I have a hard time relating to a generation of men who cite Mean Girls as the film that best defines them.

5. Because I’m tired of cloned-looking, butch-acting, fake-smiling men greeting me once a year with forced promises of acceptance and love, if I just join them. Whoops, that was supposed to be why I dislike the Mormon missionary guys, but it’s easy to confuse the two.

6. Because I’m holding out for a better offer, like a stay in East Hampton or a beach house on Fire Island. Trading up is the new Pride.

7. Because every gay magazine giving me advice on what to do for Pride shows a semi-naked, 20-something model and suggests the all-night dick party, the all-boat dick party, the all-day dick party, the all-dancing dick party, and all dicks wherever I go — and all sponsored by liquor companies. That’s fine, but I’ll save a lot of money and have a lot better chance of finding a drunken lay if I hang around “straight” Irish bars on St. Patrick’s Day.

8. Because straight entertainers are now the main gay attraction. This shouldn’t bother me a bit, because Demi Lovato is performing, and she is the first name that comes to mind when I think of Pride. Well, except Lea Michele, but between butchering Barbra, perfecting the artifice of autotune, and creating one of the most self-centered, annoying TV personas ever, we need her for something far more important to our cause: World Pride!

9. Because I just turned 50, and, judging from everything I read, I no longer exist, except in movies about gay men who no longer exist.

10. Because I’m tired of smiley-faced men pretending we’re friends and hugging and kissing me even though we’ve just met, and then asking for my number because it’s all about togetherness. Whoops, that was supposed to be why I dislike the gay AA guys, but it’s easy to confuse the two.

11. Because the only Molly I’ve ever been interested in starred in The Breakfast Club. Give me a holler if Miss Ringwald makes an appearance.

12. Because Pride is on a Sunday, and TV offers a lot more variety that night, especially when it comes to unique personalities, clever escapism, and the kind of drama you actually want to witness.

13. Because if I want to stare at a lineup of half-naked, muscled-up men who look exactly the same except for the position of their tattoos, and pretend to be besties with them, and collect as many of these guys in my social circles so that people will think that I too am fabulous and popular, I can simply “friend” them on Facebook, “like” everything they do, and never leave the house. Friend-request me if you agree — and if you’re hot.

14. Because the only difference between Pride and Groundhog Day, as well as the remakes Source Code and Edge of Tomorrow, is that I don’t always get the guy or the happy ending, and I age a year each time it repeats.

15. Because going to Disney World is less of a hassle and a lot more authentic.

16. Because, between the ridiculous prices, the crowds, the glitter that stays with me for weeks, the inevitability of losing your friends in the masses, the fondling from guys with dilated pupils, the vomit viewing, the rush to make friends with anyone with a parade-route view, the heatstroke or pouring rain, the vicious queens kicking me with heels, the vicious drag queens kicking me with heels, the vicious lesbians kicking me with boots, and the sexy naked guys so loaded that by the end of the night they’ll sleep with just about… ah, heck, I’ll be there. I’m not proud.
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