Shipwrecked

There were two men shipwrecked on this island. The minute they got on to the island one of them started screaming and yelling, “We’re going to die!
We’re going to die! There’s no food! No water! We’re going to die!”

The second man was propped up against a palm tree and acting so calmly it drove the first man crazy. “Don’t you understand?!? We’re going to
die!!”

The second man replied, “You don’t understand, I make $ 100,000 a week.”

The first man looked at him quite dumbfounded and asked, “What difference does that make?!? We’re on an island with no food and no water! We’re going
to DIE!!!”

The second man answered, “You just don’t get it. I make $ 100,000 a week and I tithe ten percent on that $ 100,000 a week. My pastor will find
me!”

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Shipwrecked Golfer

Robinson Crusoe style, the shipwrecked golfer made the best of his tiny island. When a cruise liner spotted his distress signals and sent a boat to
investigate, the landing party was amazed to find a crude but recognizable nine-hole course which the castaway had played with driftwood woods,
whalebone and coral putter and balls carved out of pumice stone.

“Quite a layout,” said the officer in charge of the rescuers.

“You’re too kind, it’s very rough and ready,” the goatskin-clad golfer responded. Then he smiled slyly: “I am however, quite proud of the water
hazard.”

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