Source: Kawhi signs shorter 3-year Clips deal

Kawhi Leonard’s three-year deal with the Clippers lines up with that of teammate Paul George, setting up possible free agency for both again in 2021. – TOP

Pipedream Signs On as Sex Expo NY Registration Sponsor, Exhibitor

Pipedream Products has signed on as registration sponsor for Sex Expo New York 2019 and will showcase an array of premium pleasure products for men, women and couples at the two-day event, to be held the weekend of Sept. 21-22 at the Brooklyn Expo Center. – Pleasure & Retail

Mary J. Blige Signs Television Deal With Lionsgate



After being awarded the Lifetime Achievement Award at this year’s BET Awards and a show-stopping performance, Mary J. Blige has more reasons to celebrate and be celebrated. It has been announced that the Queen of Hip-Hop & R&B has inked a television deal with Lionsgate via her production company.

Deadline reports:

R&B/hip-hop icon Mary J. Blige and her newly launched Blue Butterfly production company have signed a first-look TV deal with Lionsgate. Under the exclusive pact she will develop and produce series as well as have the opportunity to create content across the company’s other business platforms.

A nine-time Grammy winner and an Oscar nominee in 2018 for Mudbound in both Supporting Actress and Best Song categories, Blige currently stars in Netflix’s The Umbrella Academy. Upcoming projects include films Violent Heart and Body Cam, and she was recently cast to provide a voice in DreamWorks Animation’s Trolls sequel Trolls World Tour.

Blige, who has seven platinum albums and 31 total Grammy noms, is also launching a North American music tour with Nas this summer. On Sunday, she received the lifetime achievement award at the BET Awards.

Congrats go out to Mary J. Blige!

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Indochino Signs Top NBA Draft Prospect RJ Barrett as Ambassador

Indochino has inked an exclusive, multiyear deal with top NBA draft prospect RJ Barrett.
Barrett, a Toronto native and a forward on the Duke Blue Devils as well as the Canadian Senior Men’s National Team, is expected to be among the top five picks in the NBA Draft on Thursday. He is the son of Rowan Barrett who played professionally in Europe and South America.
Under the terms of the deal with Indochino, Barrett will be featured in the company’s campaigns and the brand will create an exclusive RJ Barrett collection of custom apparel and customizations that will be released to coincide with his expected season debut in the NBA for the 2019-20 season.
He will also wear select looks from Indochino throughout the season and to a number of high-profile events throughout the year. He will kick off the partnership by wearing Indochino to the NBA Draft at the Barclays Center in Brooklyn.
“The experience of hearing my name called on draft day is one I’ve been working toward my entire life,” said Barrett. “It is the first of many unforgettable moments I hope to have in my NBA career. It’s important to me that my look always reflect the moment and leave

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Fred Savage Harassment Lawsuit Dismissed, All Signs Point to Settlement

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Candice Swanepoel Signs With Creative Artists Agency

NEW KID ON THE BLOCK: Candice Swanepoel has new representation.
The Victoria’s Secret model and founder of swimwear brand Tropic of C has signed on with Creative Artists Agency for representation in all areas.
Swanepoel will continue to be managed by Marlon Stoltzman. She’s been on Forbes’ “Highest-Paid Models” list every year since 2010, and although she’s best known for her work as an Angel, Swanepoel has appeared in campaigns and on runways for Chanel, Fendi, Tom Ford, Givenchy and many more.
Last year was a big one for the South African model. She became a mother of two, after giving birth to her second child in June; launched Tropic of C, and put her Village Green penthouse condominium up for sale in April — with a price tag of $ 1.89 million.
When speaking to WWD about her swimwear company in 2018, she explained that the throwback feel of Tropic of C makes her suits stand out.
“We bring a modern approach to vintage classics and a mix of European elegance with Brazilian ease,” Swanepoel said. “We focus on distinct fits — it features a high-cut leg, some corset-type tops and references to the Eighties and Nineties.”
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STREET SIGNS: Why Brands Open Their First Stores in Hong Kong

HONG KONG — The line of kids snaked down the narrow slope on Cochrane Street, waiting to get into a smallish two-story space decked out like an old VHS store from the Nineties.
It was the first pop-up for Drew House, Justin Bieber’s new clothing line, and nobody in line wanted to miss out. While the brand and its beige and yellow hoodies might have been inspired by the San Fernando Valley, it was in the Far East that fans first could snag the gear.
“The turnout was overwhelming to be honest,” said Ryan Good, cofounder of Drew House. “We couldn’t imagine the size of the crowds that gathered. We were truly blown away.”
Further pop-ups in other Asian cities and Western Europe may be in the works, Good said. Hong Kong was done rather “on a whim,” he said.
However, Hong Kong has attracted a slew of brands choosing to make their retail debut far away from the usual launchpads of New York, Paris or London.
In March, Palm Angels by Francesco Ragazzi opened its first global flagship here. Heron Preston showed up for the celebration, recalling the scene a few months earlier when Preston debuted his own first store on the same street.

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Lane Crawford Signs Strategic Partnership With Labelhood

LONDON — Labelhood, a Shanghai-based emerging designer support platform, community and fashion retailer, has entered into a strategic partnership deal with Lane Crawford for the Greater China region.
Labelhood will open pop-up corners in Lane Crawford’s stores in Hong Kong, Beijing, Shanghai and Chengdu, with the focus on Chinese emerging talents from the fall 2019 season.
The partnership also includes a three-season scholarship supporting the most promising Chinese designers. The retailer will support the winner’s showcase in Labelhood during Shanghai Fashion Week with a cash prize of 100,000 renminbi, or $ 14,867 each season.
The first recipient of the inaugural scholarship is the New York-based Chinese designer Caroline Hu. Educated at Central Saint Martins and Parsons School of Design, Hu was nominated as a finalist in the 2019 edition on LVMH Prize last month.
“I am truly grateful for the support from Labelhood and Lane Crawford,” said Hu. “The scholarship is a very big encouragement for independent designers like me, and it will play a positive role in promoting the growth of independent designers in China.”
Tasha Liu, founder of Labelhood, said “The upcoming collaboration with Lane Crawford reaffirms our positioning on continuous Chinese designer incubation. I believe the partnership will amplify the message.”
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Gender Signs

Over the years, my husband and I have usually managed to decode the cute but confusing gender signs sometimes put on restaurant restroom doors (Buoys
and Gulls, Laddies and Lassies, etc.), but every so often we get stumped.

Recently my husband wandered off in search of the men’s room and found himself confronted by two marked doors. One was labeled “Bronco,” and the other
was designated “Cactus.”

Completely baffled, he stopped a restaurant employee passing by. “Excuse me. I need to use the restroom,” he said. Gesturing toward the doors, he
asked, “Which one should I use?”

“Actually, we would prefer you to go there,” the employee said, pointing to a door down the hall marked MEN. Bronco and Cactus are private dining

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10 Signs You Should Ask Your Boss For A Raise

10. You take your paycheck to the bank and the teller bursts out in hysterical laughter.

9. The Red Cross calls and offers you emergency assistance.

8. Your only charge cards are for the Salvation Army, ARC, and DAV thrift stores.

7. You work full time and you still qualify for food stamps.

6. You empty out your piggy bank and then cook the bank and serve it for your Easter ham.

5. All you can think about morning, noon and night is clipping grocery coupons.

4. You file your income taxes and the IRS returns them stamped, “Charity Case — Return To Sender.”

3. You set the world record for mailing $ 1.00 rebate requests to Young America, Minnesota.

2. You pay all your bills, put your remaining $ 1 bill into your billfold and it goes into shock.

1. You get arrested for taking the coins out of the fountain in the mall.

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Warning Signs That You Need A New Doctor

* The patient before you was a goat.

* Instead of anesthetic he has you watch PBS.

* He has an assistant named Igor.

* The local bar association named him “Client of the Year.”

* Whenever he leaves the room his nurse makes duck noises.

* During surgery he has to keep repeating that “thigh bone connected to the knee bone” song.

* Mike Wallace and a film crew are hanging out in his waiting room.

* He asks you to turn your head and cough during an eye exam.

* You can beat him in a game of Operation.

* All his Medical books are from the Time-Life “Do-it-Yourself Series.”

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Top Signs You’re Bored at Work

You’ve already read the entire Dilbert page-a-day calendar for the year.

You discover that staring at your cubicle wall long enough produces images of Elvis.

You’ve figured out a way to get Gilligan off the island.

You decide to see how many Mountain Dews you can drink before the inevitable explosion occurs.

People come into your office only to borrow pencils from your ceiling.

No longer content with merely photocopying your rear, you now scan and enhance it with Photoshop.

You now require only a single can of cola to belch the names of all seven Dwarfs.

The 4th Division of Paperclips has overrun the Pushpin Infantry, and General White-Out has called for reinforcements.

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EXCLUSIVE: Billie Eilish Signs With Next Models

Billie Eilish, the 16-year-old rising singer who has gained 5 million Instagram followers in 2018 alone, has signed with Next Models for fashion and beauty endorsements.
Eilish, a California native, released her debut EP “Don’t Look at Me” in August 2017 and soon after was named one of Apple Music’s “Up Next” artists. She has sold out four world tours, and a debut album is expected sometime this year. She has taken naturally to the fashion world already, sitting front row at Calvin Klein this past September and performing at a party for Chanel last fall.
“I’m very excited to join the team at Next, and getting to work together on fashion and style, which I am very passionate about,” Eilish says of the signing.
“Billie Eilish breaks boundaries in all that she does,” says Faith Kates, founder of Next Models. “She is amongst the most influential musicians of her generation and we are proud to announce that she has signed to Next Management for fashion and beauty endorsements. The future is bright for Billie and we look forward to working together.”

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Canelo signs record $365M deal with DAZN

Canelo Alvarez signed a five-year, 11-fight deal worth a minimum of $ 365 million with DAZN on Wednesday. – TOP

Starz Signs 50 Cent To Multiyear Project Deal

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Even after all the drama and public bickering between 50 Cent and Starz, it seems like business will always outweigh personal conflicts.

Yesterday Starz announced that they had signed Curtis “50 Cent” Jackson to a new multi-year deal that will allow Fif to continue to will continue to develop new scripted and unscripted projects exclusively for the network through his G-Unit Film & Television, Inc. Not bad for someone who constantly takes his employers to task on social media.

But regardless of how crazy things got in the past, the cable network couldn’t deny the results that 50 got them and rewarded him with a extension. Both 50 and Starz CEO/President Chris Albrecht knew that at the end of the day they needed each other.

“When I sat down with Chris and walked him through my plans for G-Unit Film & Television going forward, he let me know I was essentially requesting the biggest deal in premium cable history.  I am excited to announce that we’ve made that partnership between myself, G-Unit Film & Television and Starz/Lionsgate and we will continue our proven track record of breaking records and delivering unique content for audiences around the world…..Get The Strap,” said Curtis “50 Cent” Jackson.

Starz CEO & President Chris Albrecht added, “Both on screen and off, Curtis has proven that he can deliver content that our viewers want to watch. He is the real deal, and we have given him a real deal, with what I believe to be among the most significant deals to date for an Executive Producer in premium television. We’re pleased to expand our relationship and consider this the beginning of many new and exciting ventures to come.”

Now that 50’s officially done acting on Power thanks to the death of his character, Kenan, he’ll have more time on his hands to come up with other crime drama series and possibly act in them as well. But that doesn’t mean he’s completely done with the smash Starz series as the new deal guarantees that he’ll still have a hand in executive producing the series and will make his directorial debut in season six. It also guarantees that the G-Unit general will serve as an executive producer on any future seasons of the series as well as any extensions of the “Power” universe on the big or small screen.

While many questioned 50’s antics and actions over the years when dealing with Starz with many fearing he’d get fired from the network, the end result seems to demonstrate that he actually knew what he was doing. Go figure.

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Under Armour Signs Embiid to Endorsement Deal

For Joel Embiid, his newly inked deal with Under Armour is going to be “bigger than just shoes.”
Turning aside other reported suitors including Puma and New Balance, the center for the Philadelphia 76ers instead opted for a five-year apparel and footwear endorsement deal with Under Armour. He had previously been sponsored by Adidas.
At Under Armour, Embiid joins Golden State Warriors’ Stephen Curry, New England Patriots quarterback Tom Brady, skier Lindsey Vonn, ballerina Misty Copeland and others. The terms of the deal were not disclosed but ESPN reported that the endorsement will make him the highest paid center in the NBA.
In a first-person account on Under Armour’s web site posted on Wednesday, Embiid wrote: “When I sat down with Under Armour, one of the first things we talked about was how this can be bigger than just shoes, bigger than just basketball. I want to help change people’s lives.
“Basketball has given me everything, but it has to be bigger than basketball. That was the first thing that I said to Under Armour, and they were behind it 100 percent. This isn’t about a shoe deal. I mean, listen…I’m gonna make sure they design some shoes as pretty as I am. Don’t

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Video of Post Malone Messing with World’s Most Haunted Object, Signs of a Curse

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Jenkins ‘tired’ of anthem narrative, hence signs

After Malcolm Jenkins held up signs highlighting social justice facts in lieu of speaking to the media, the Eagles safety broke his silence in an interview with ESPN: “I’m tired of the narrative being about the anthem, about the White House or whatever.” – NFL

Signs Your Church Has Sold Out to Corporate Sponsors

– Nike “swoosh” on the cross

– Communion now sponsored by Welch’s Grape Juice

– In Christmas play, Joseph seen with a pack of Luckies

– Greeters all dressed like Mr. Goodwrench

– Personal pew licenses now sold

– Baptismals include dolphin show from Sea World

– Statue of Mary seen holding keys to a Jeep

– Holy water spiked with Diet Pepsi

– The 12 disciples replaced by Disney characters

– Luxury pews with wet bar and satellite TV

– Scripture verses brought to you by Microsoft

– Bulletin has coupon section

– The holy water font has Perrier

– In the restrooms, an attendant hands you a towel

– There is a credit card swiper on the collection plate

– Offering envelopes bearing Visa or Mastercard emblems on them

– Handicap parking sponsored by the Family Medical Group, LLC

– Wednesday night suppers sponsored by KFC

– Sunday morning televised services sponsored by the FOX network

– Church vans traded in for Ford Broncos

– Church bell chimes to the tune of the NBC chimes

– Choir robes with the Lands’ End emblem on front

– Sunday bulletins with the CNN logo

– Church flag football team sponsored by the NFL

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Are Audrina Patridge and Ryan Cabrera Back Together? See All the Convincing Signs

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Source: Signs point to Gruden as Raiders coach

A disappointing season in Oakland culminated with the Raiders firing head coach Jack Del Rio following Sunday’s loss to division rival Chargers. – NFL

Signs – Jonny Lang

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FOX Signs Big Talent as Judges on ‘The Four’

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WWE signs first woman wrestler from the Arab world

World Wrestling Entertainment signed its first female performer from the Arab world on Sunday, smashing cultural taboos as the U.S.-based sport seeks to piledrive its way into lucrative foreign markets. Lisa Bernhard reports.

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God, No!: Signs You May Already Be an Atheist and Other Magical Tales (Unabridged) – Penn Jillette

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Genre: Comedy

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Publish Date: August 16, 2011

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Loveology University Signs On as Kinkly Contest Sponsor

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Genre: Blues

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Signs of Life – Peter Bernstein Quartet, Brad Mehldau, Christian McBride & Greg Hutchinson

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Signs of Life

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Genre: Jazz

Price: $ 8.91

Release Date: May 1, 1995

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R. Kelly Neighbors Deny Turning Blind Eye, No Signs of Alleged ‘Cult’ of Young Women

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Signs The World Is Coming Back To An End

What would you do if somebody raped your wife? Beat them up? Kill? Sue? Would you cut their genitals off then eat them in solidarity with the victims? Not so much. Well that is what Rudi Efendi did over in Indonesia. He actually got arrested after they found a suspected rapist all mutilated, burned up and dead in a car. Rudi Efendi’s wife Nuriah was raped by another person named “Rudi.” Efendi eventually confessed to the crime and admitted that ate the man’s penis. How did he do it? He hacked it off and went home and fried it. “I ate his ‘vital tool’,” Efendi told police. “I ate it to heal my heart ache towards the victim,” he said. WOW. That’s the “Why” in all of this.

Bruh man was not playing with his revenge plot.

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7 Signs Your Wife Is Unhappily Married

Fairly certain that your wife is upset with you but not entirely sure why? Below, psychologists and marriage therapists offer seven common signs that a spouse may be growing restless in a relationship.

 1. She makes subtle suggestions that you haven’t been carrying your weight.

You both work and share responsibilities when it comes to cleaning, cooking and the kids. Still, when push comes to shove, your wife may feel that she shoulders a lot more responsibility for the emotional well-being of the kids, said Ken Page, a psychotherapist and author of Deeper Dating: How to Drop the Games of Seduction and Discover the Power of Intimacy

“It’s a subtle but powerful complaint I hear from married women who are co-parenting,” he said. “On paper, it looks like they carry equal weight — both spouses are pros at managing things like vacations and back-to-school night — but it’s the wife who’s obsessively reading articles about child-rearing or talking to the kids at night when they finally open up about why they’ve been moody or grouchy all day.” 

To show your wife that you’re equal partners, actively listen when she tells you about a new study she just read or the healthier lunches she wants to start packing for the kids — and chime in with your own ideas. “As it is now, your wife probably figures if she doesn’t pay mind to these things, no one will,” Page said. 

2.  She rolls her eyes at your jokes. 

You may think playful jokes to lighten the mood is the best way to respond when she shares something that’s been bothering her — but if she lets out a forced laugh or rolls her eyes, take that as your cue to stop. 

“Women don’t enjoy a constant stream of comedy, especially if they are trying to tell you something serious or emotional,” said Samantha Rodman, a Maryland-based psychologist and author of How to Talk to Your Kids About Your Divorce. “When you can’t stop yourself from making jokes, your wife likely feels dismissed and unimportant to you — even if she actually thinks you’re pretty funny.” 

3. She’s not sexually satisfied. 

You both may be satisfied with the frequency of sex but there still might be something missing in your sex life, said Page. 

“Many patients have told me that although their husband tries to meet their needs in bed, there’s an incredibly important ‘something’ they just don’t get,” he said. “Usually it’s associated with foreplay: their husband just wants to get to the ‘entree’ but for lots of women, it’s the ‘appetizers’ — the foreplay —  that matters most. Sex without heartfelt foreplay just doesn’t lead to the deep bonding experience that’s so necessary for most women.” 

Alternately, it could be that you need to follow through with more post-sex afterplay – “talking, cuddling and gentle touching and caressing after orgasm,” Page explained. 

4. She’s constantly asking, ”Are you listening to me?”

There’s nothing better than having a spouse to talk to at the end of a long, draining day. If you’re more interested in your smartphone than listening to her, you’re chipping away at the connection you share, said Seth Meyers, a psychologist and the author of Overcome Relationship Repetition Syndrome and Find the Love You Deserve. 

“It may sound small and trivial, but truly listening is actually one of the most important foundations to intimacy in a relationship,” he said. “If you’re married, you need to feel that your  spouse wants to know what you did that day and how it went in order to feel happy and noticed.”

5. You keep trying to solve her problems, when all she wants is for you to listen.

When your wife vents about how annoyed she is with her boss or a family issue, be the sounding board she needs, said Kristin Davin, a psychologist and divorce mediator based in New York City.  

“You might instantly think, ‘She has a problem that I must solve’ and start throwing suggestions out, waiting for one to stick,” she said. “But most of the time, women solve their issues by simply talking them out. Wives need to remind their husbands that sometimes, they simply need to listen.” 

6. You make fun of her in public.

You may think it’s cute to rib your wife over her mispronunciation of “forte” when you’re at dinner with friends. Chances are, she finds your tendency to poke fun of her in public a lot less endearing, Meyers said. 

“Never ever make sarcastic remarks or digs at your spouse when out with company,” he said. “When a spouse makes verbal jabs or digs in the presence of others, it’s passive-aggressive bullying and it will only lead to bitterness and unhappiness.”

7. She never initiates sex. 

You knew the hot-and-heavy honeymoon phase wasn’t going to last forever, but for most couples, a healthy sex life is a vital part of their marriage. If your wife seems completely disinterested in having sex with you, you may want to find out why, said Rodman.

“Most women, even if their sex drive is lower than it was when you met, will try to initiate sex when they’re in the mood or when they’re feeling particularly close,” she said. “If you can count on one hand the number of times your wife has initiated sex in the past few years, then there is likely some underlying resentment or anger that is stopping her from feeling excited around you.”  

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Willow Smith is a natural-born star, because well, it’s in her genes. And expect her to become immediately more visible in the next few months as the 14-year-old 21st Century Girl just inked a deal with The Society modeling agency, which is the same operation that has Kendall Jenner being distance from simply being called a reality star.

Vogue reports the merge occurred today, October 1 and given the young superstar’s eclectic social media presence as well as musicianship tastes, she should fit right in.


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Door Signs

A person checks into a hotel for the first time in his life and goes up to his room. Five minutes later, he calls the desk and says, “You’ve given me
a room with no exit. How do I leave?”

The desk clerk says, “Sir, that’s absurd. Have you looked for the door?”

The person says, “Well, there’s one door that leads to the bathroom. There’s a second door that goes into the closet. And there’s a door I haven’t
tried, but it has a ‘do not disturb’ sign on it.”

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7 Signs You’re On Your Way To A Sexless Marriage

It’s a common refrain from couples who’ve split up: “Somewhere down the line, we became more like roommates than spouses.”  

The truth is, passionless, sexually unsatisfying marriages don’t get that way overnight. Below, relationship experts offer up seven signs you’re on your way to a sexless marriage  – and tips on how to reignite the passion between you and your partner.   

Let’s start with the obvious. If you can’t remember the last time you had sex with your spouse — or you’re only having special-occasion sex (birthdays, vacations, anniversaries) — it’s not a good sign. Maybe it’s been months, maybe it’s been years — but the more time passes, the harder it becomes to revive your sex life, said Tammy Nelson, certified sexologist and sex therapist and the author of Getting the Sex You Want.

“Biologically, the body stops producing the sex hormones that make you aroused, especially if you have gone long periods without it,” she explained. “And then you may start to feel like you aren’t interested in it anyway.” 

So how do you take sex off the back-burner? Schedule in sex dates. It may seem like the least sexy plan of attack but it will likely get you and your partner back on track, Nelson said.

“The more sex you have, the more sex you want,” she explained. “Having sex can jump start the engine and it may even remind you that you enjoy making love to your partner. You might get out of the roommate rut and start to do it more often.” 

Forget your lackluster sex life. You’re not even touching these days. You knew the PDA-filled, heady early days of your romance weren’t going to last but at this point, you’re not even embracing before week-long work trips. The key to making touch a priority again is to reach out to your partner without intentions, said Nelson. 

“Enjoy a simple and sensual night together with candles, where you’re just watching TV,” she said. “Sit next to each other, hold each other, lie in each others lap, stroke each other’s hair. Get the dopamine going again. If the mood is right you might take off each other’s clothes and have sex — or you may just end up watching another movie. But just touching again is important.” 

You may share the same bed, but that’s about all you share with your spouse lately. When your lives rarely intersect — and everything but your marriage takes priority (kids, work, travel, friends) — there’s little time left for sex, said Susan Krauss Whitbourne, a psychologist who writes Psychology Today’s “Fulfillment At Any Age” blog. 

To get back on the same page, make an active decision to drift back together, Whitbourne said. 

“You may live hectic lives, but you need to build into your calendars time to talk face-to-face, without distractions — preferably daily,” she said. “Your dinner hour may be taken over by the feeding schedules of your kids but find a way to have alone time even if it’s just sharing a late-night glass of wine.

Eventually, Whitbourne said, “you’ll realize you got together for a reason, and if you dedicate time to each other, those reasons will become very apparent again.” 

If sex is painful or uncomfortable for you or your spouse, it’s understandable why it’s gotten the short-shrift lately. If it just doesn’t feel right, the “the problem may be one of technique,” said Susan Heitler, a psychologist and the author of the marriage betterment program Power Of Two Marriage.

“Getting informed can help this problem,” she said. “For instance, if you’re a woman, sometimes a warm-up before you hit the sack — an exercise to get the blood flow going or a warm shower — can enhance your responsivity from the get-go of couple contact. And if you feel sexually aroused, it will likely be contagious and enhance your spouse’s arousal as well.”

If the problem is pain or dryness brought on by menopause, Heitler said medical attention may be able to remedy it. Check with your doctor if you suspect that’s the case.

If you (or your partner) have developed feelings for someone else — a co-worker you’re inexplicably drawn to, for instance — you may start to feel less invested in your marriage. It may not have turned physical yet, but the mental energy involved in an emotional affair – and being physically attracted to someone who’s not your spouse — takes attention away from your bedroom, said  Krauss Whitbourne. 

“The fact that this other person seems to hold so much attraction means that something is missing in your relationship,” she said. “The truth is, obligations and time can wear away even the best relationship unless both partners are willing to make the effort to keep it vital. Don’t get comfortable. Put that extra effort in, try to look your best for your husband or wife and you’ll send a message that what he or she thinks about you really is important.”

If the thought of initiating sex leaves you feeling anxious — and you’ve exhausted your list of excuses — you’re probably in a sexless marriage, said Nelson.

“Initiating sex means that at least one of you is taking responsibility for the sex part of your marriage,” she said. “Someone needs to take charge of keeping the marriage or relationship spicy — someone needs to dress up, buy the sex toys or turn on the porn. It’s perfectly fine for one partner to be the driving force if it keeps your sex life alive and moving. But when you both stop trying, it can grind the whole sex machine to a halt.”

Sex isn’t just physical when you’re in a long-term relationship. It’s all tied up in how you and your partner feel about the state of the relationship in general. The ultimate foreplay starts with you making your partner feel wanted by simply showing how much he or she still means to you, said Heitler. 

“Emotional loving and sexual loving tend to go hand in hand, each enhancing the other. The more thirsty you are for one, the more likely you are thirsty for the other as well,” she said. “To get things started, compliment and appreciate your spouse. Share your time, attention and your curiousity about what the other is doing or thinking about and you’ll be on the right track.” 

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10 Signs You’re (Finally!) Over Your Ex

By Steph Auteri

Here are 10 signs you’re over your ex — for good.

1. You don’t feel homicidal when he starts dating someone else. In fact, you’re thrilled for the both of them. Especially since you’re the one who set them up in the first place. After all, just because the two of you didn’t work out doesn’t mean he shouldn’t find happiness with someone else. On the flip side, if he happened to know someone who might just be your soul mate, you’re sure he’d do the same for you.

2. You feel no urgent need to return his phone calls, texts and emails. Because he no longer holds the number one spot in your heart. And it’s not as if he’s going to see the error of his ways simply because you’re prompt.

3. You are interested in other men. When you and your ex first broke up, you hit the bar scene in earnest with your best gal pals, but your heart just wasn’t it, no matter how many jolly rancher shots they plied you with. But just the other day, that sexy bartender smiled at you and you experienced a moment of zing! And yesterday evening, you brushed shoulders with Mr. Tall, Dark, & Handsome as you were picking up your kids from school, and your stomach did flip-flops. It looks like you’re ready to date again!

4. You now realize that a lot of his personality “quirks” were really annoying or lame. Like the fact that he was a compulsive liar. Or the fact that he constantly preened in front of the full-length mirror, making it really difficult for you to get dressed in the morning. If you’re done seeing him through rose-colored glasses, you’re over him.

5. You consider your relationship a learning experience. When you think back on the happy memories the two of you created together, you can’t help but smile. Yes there were serious problems, but now, thank your lucky stars, you know what to look out for in the future. And that awful angst you experienced during your breakup and subsequent mourning period? It only made you stronger.

6. You no longer blame him for everything. In the past, the bitterness you experienced due to your breakup caused you to inject spiteful comments about him into every conversation, in a Tourette’s-like stream. Thank god that’s over and done with.

7. When you meet a new guy, you don’t automatically compare him to your ex. Not only that, but you’re not even tempted to bring him up on your first date. Instead, you’re truly interested in learning more about this new guy’s life and, when asked about your own, are able to present yourself as a woman with hobbies and interests separate from those you shared with your old S.O.

8. You think of yourself as a single person…not as someone who’s just gotten out of a marriage or relationship. You’ve wallowed in self-pity for long enough, and are again ready to embrace the fun, adventure and boundless possibilities inherent in singledom. If you’re excited to be single, you’ve put Mr. Past where he belongs.

9. You truly feel that the relationship wasn’t meant to be. And that you’re that much closer to finding the one you are supposed to be with.

10. You try to think of his middle name or phone number and can’t recall it. Congratulations! The unnecessary detritus from your time together has been officially flushed from your system! Now go out and find someone who doesn’t give you chronic migraines. Or just take it easy and spend some quality time with someone super-important: You.

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Wendell Pierce New Orleans Actor Signs On Master P Bio Film

Master P has made another major move in casting his 2016 anticipated release of his biopic The King of The South. He recently obtained Queen Latifah for his movie last week. Here is an exclusive staement:

Wendell Pierce, New Orleans Native, superstar actor has signed on to play
the young Percy Miller grandfather in The King of The South bio film. Wendell Pierece has an amazing resume starting in The Wire, Malcolm X, Selma, and Ray just to name a few. With the addition of Wendell Piece and Queen Latifah King of The South fans are excited for the new Master P bio film. Moviegoers are on the Internet praising the theatrical release of the most influential hip hop business pioneer. #KOSMOVIE is highly anticipated, a new trending topic on Twitter and Facebook. Fans will be in for a real treat, as this rags to riches Master P real life story, the true definition to the American dream, written by top Hollywood writers Parde Bridget, Wayne Conley and Percy Miller. The recreation of young Percy Miller’s life and the rise of the Ice Cream Man, No Limit empire, how one man with his last $ 500, turn down a million dollar record contract to go on to sell over 75 million records on his own independent label.Unlike other artists, Master P owned the masters of his music, he created grass-root marketing techniques in selling his product, becoming a marketing genius. Even though he was raised in the murder capital, Calliope Projects of New Orleans, Louisiana, not only did he have street smarts but he had book smarts, he studied business at the University of Houston. He opened a mom and pop record store where he became an expert on the marketing and retail perspective. He later turned his No Limit record store into No Limit Records, the label. At a time when the music industry was run by corporate White America, Master P broke the color barrier by showing the industry that a Black man could be more than just an entertainer. While most artists were looking for record deals, the Ice Cream Man was creating his own avenue in the hip hop world by negotiating an unprecedented distribution deal where he was able to sign other artists and build other business entities, all while being one of the top hip hop artists in the world. Master P proved that with determination and perseverance, you could be successful without changing who you are. While most music company presidents and ceos dressed up in suit and ties, Master P‘s attire was made up of baseball caps and sneakers, but his business sense and ability to negotiate deals made him comparable to some of the elite Wall Street executives.

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6 Warning Signs That You Are Still Hung Up on Your Ex

If you’ve been in a committed relationship, whether it was for months or for years, you know that breaking up is hard to do. For some, the official ending of the relationship is something they expected for quite a long time, and when it happens, they experience a sense of freedom and relief. Others are blindsided by the relationships end and experience more difficulty trying to cope. And when we have a broken heart, friends and family are quick to offer support and advice on how to heal. Caution: there are no immediate fixes for a broken heart!

You’ve heard the phrase, “If you want to get over someone, you’ve got to get under someone new?” Yeah, that’s a bad idea! While dating again can be exciting and offer some temporary distraction from your grief, beginning too soon may set yourself up for more disappointment. And too many disappointing experiences will cause you to doubt the possibility of finding viable and better alternatives and keep you stuck on your last relationship. That’s why it’s critical to know when it’s too early to think about someone new. Here are six signs you should put the brakes on dating.

1) Communicating, Negotiating and Denial

The ending of a relationship means that two people who shared so much together must now untangle and separate so many parts of their lives. As you might expect, it’s almost impossible for this to happen without a transitional period. Often, you have property to be exchanged and moved, as well as other loose ends needing to be tied up. These issues will require communicating with your ex-partner to accomplish the tasks of separating. Sometimes, these communications include negotiation and re-evaluation to confirm a separation is what you both want. This is also the time couples make another attempt at making a relationship work. If you are in this denial stage and still consider getting back with your ex-partner, dating a new person isn’t something you should be doing.

2) Ruminating About Your Ex?

Psychologists define ruminating as passive and repeated focusing and thinking about a situation, its causes and its consequences. Ruminating is finding yourself caught in a loop, replaying memories and past conversations, or fantasizing about what you might say to your ex. If you catch yourself doing this, you haven’t recovered enough to consider dating.

3) Anger and Guilt

Anger is the second stage after denial in the grief and loss process. We experience anger or guilt after our denial of the loss wanes and the pain of the breakup re-emerges. For most people, anger is directed at their ex-partner or at the circumstances that led to the breakup. For example, if your relationship ended because of infidelity, you might be angry with your ex-partner for cheating and angry with the other person for being a “home-wrecker.” Or, if you were in a relationship with a person who was abusive, you might be angry with yourself for getting involved.

On the other side of anger, newly single people experience a tremendous amount of guilt and blame for the relationship ending. This is true for those partners who are guilty of engaging in outside affairs, cheating, or emotional or physical abuse. Knowing they are most at fault for the relationship ending, they may frantically attempt to undo the damage or “make up” for what they have done and recover the relationship. When their efforts are re-buffed, they experience the most trouble recovering from the loss. If this sounds like you, avoid single’s events for a while.

4) Hunting and Haunting

When a former couple gets past the negotiation stage and all communication has stopped, many single people find they are engaging in what I call “hunting and haunting.” Hunting involves going to places where there is a high probability of running into an ex-partner. This might include frequenting restaurants, bars and nightclubs that otherwise haven’t been part of your stomping grounds. In doing so, the Hunter fantasizes that their ex-partner will have a sudden and dramatic change of heart after a “coincidental” meeting. The “coincidental” meeting is awkward at best, and might even look desperate. Haunting refers to stalking behaviors like driving by the ex-partner’s home or monitoring their social media sites hoping to see that nothing in their life has changed.

Hunting and haunting is detrimental to your recovery for several reasons. First, it requires you to spend considerable time and energy thinking about your ex-partner and what they might be doing. And when you find evidence that your ex-partner might have moved on, you’ll make unfavorable comparisons to your life and ruminate about your loss. Too often, the information you learn is incomplete, and you become more curious. Again, the focus is on your ex, instead of focusing on things you could do to speed up your recovery.

5) Desperation Dating

Sure, rebounding can help take the focus off of your ex-partner and provide a needed boost in self-esteem. But accepting an undesirable but available new partner could be even worse. If you are feeling desperate and you’re uncomfortable with being single, then you are not ready to begin a relationship with anyone but yourself.

6) Making Comparisons

Dating too soon can also result in unfavorably comparing your new friend to your ex-partner, feeling disappointed, and result in an emotional set-back for you. That is, when you start to believe that no one can compare to your ex, your outlook for future relationships begins to look bleak. But disappointment isn’t the only consequence! If your last relationship was unhealthy and problematic, you might make comparisons that idealize a potential date, because they seem to have the opposite qualities of your ex. While tempting, the fact you are even making such comparisons is a sign that it’s still too soon.

The lesson here is a simple one: Dating again before healing from your last relationship isn’t a cure for your broken heart. Remember, a breakup is a transitional period and should be a time for self-reflection and healing, not beginning a new relationship.

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Queen Latifah Signs On To Master P Bio Film, King of the South

Cp3 Filmworks makes exclusive statement to, about the upcoming biopic movie King Of The South:

The actress, talk show host and rapper lands a major role to play the mother of the young Percy Miller aka Master P rags to riches story. The film is based on Master P’s overcoming poverty and finding a way out the ghetto for his family through his music.
Flavor Unit executive Shakim Compere says, “This is a great role for Queen Latifah. Master P has an amazing story and has broke a lot of barriers in hip-hop, paving the way for artists to make real money and run their own businesses in the music industry. We have so much respect for what he’s done in the game, we want to help make sure that his story is told authentically with A-list talent.” The King of The South is the latest theatrical endeavor for Latifah who most recently starred in Lifetime’s Steel Magnolia‘s reboot. Her Flavor Unit also struck in overall deal with BET and Centric to revive VH1’s scripted series Single Ladies.

King of The South is written by Parde Bridget, Wayne Conley and Percy Miller, produced by CP3 Filmworks. The recreation of young Percy Millers’s life and the rise of the Ice Cream Man, No Limit empire, how one man with his last $ 500, turn down a million-dollar record contract to go on to sell over 75 million records on his own independent label.

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Signs You Might Be from Louisiana

The crawdad mounds in your front yard have over taken the grass.

You greet people with “Howzyamomma’an’dem?” and hear back “Dey fine!”

Every so often, you have waterfront property.

When giving directions, you use words like “uptown,” “downtown,” “backatown,” “riverside,” “lakeside,” “other side of the bayou,” or “other side of
the levee.”

When you refer to a geographical location “way up North,” you are referring to places like Shreveport, Little Rock, or Memphis, “where it gets real

You’ve ever had Community Coffee.

You can pronounce Tchoupitoulas but can’t spell it (also, Thibideaux, Opelousas, Ponchartrain, Ouachita, Atchafalaya).

You don’t worry when you see ships riding higher in the river than the top of your house.

You judge a po-boy by the number of napkins used.

The waitress at your local sandwich shop tells you a fried oyster po-boy “dressed” is healthier than a Caesar salad.

You know the definition of “dressed.”

You can eat Popeye’s, Haydel’s, and Zapp’s for lunch and wash it down with Barq’s and several Abitas, without losing it all on your stoop.

The four seasons in your year are: crawfish, shrimp, Crab, and King Cake.

You “wrench” your hands in the sink with an onion bar to get the crawfish smell off.

You’re not afraid when someone wants to “ax you something.”

You don’t learn until high school that Mardi Gras is not a national holiday.

You don’t realize until high school what a “county” is.

You believe that purple, green, and gold look good together (and you will even eat things those colors).

You go to buy a new winter coat (what most people would refer to as a windbreaker) and throw your arms up in the air to make sure it allows enough
room to catch Mardi Gras beads.

Your last name isn’t pronounced the way it’s spelled.

You know what a nutria rat is but you still pick it to represent your baseball team.

You have spent a summer afternoon on the Lake Pontchartrain seawall catching blue crabs.

You describe a color as “K&B Purple.”

You like your rice and politics dirty.

You pronounce the largest city in the state as “Nawlins.”

A friend gets in trouble for roaches in his car and you wonder if it was palmettos or those little ones that go after the french fries that fell under
the seat.

You know those big roaches can fly, but you’re able to sleep at night anyway.

You assume everyone has mosquito swarms in their backyard.

You realize the rainforest is less humid than Louisiana.

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What are telltale signs of card counting at a casino table?: originally appeared on Quora: The best answer to any question. Ask a question, get a great answer. Learn from experts and access insider knowledge. You can follow Quora on Twitter, Facebook, and Google+.

Answer by David Shi, Former Blackjack player


In blackjack, if you count cards, it’s very easy to tell if other players are counting. Counting cards changes your play style in certain ways. You will tend to bet high when the “count” is high, and bet lower when the “count” is lower. Even with different counting systems, counting always points in the same direction. If someone is betting high when the count is high and lowering the bet when it drops, then perhaps he or she is counting. Is the person sitting out when you are sitting out? Might be a counter as well. To a counter there are some clear signs. This is why many casinos hire former counters to detect and confirm counters.

If you are not counting cards, there are still many ways to check if someone is counting. If someone bets on average much more towards the end of the shoe than in the beginning, then this is a positive sign that someone is counting (but in no way conclusive). Counters do this sometimes because that’s when the true count is potentially the highest. A high true count indicates a high player win rate. Another way to detect a counter is by seeing bet increases when a number of lower value cards come out and are played. Again, this is in no way conclusive but it is also a positive sign someone is counting. You don’t have to keep a count yourself to notice this behavior.

There are some other plays that are red flags. The first red flag is splitting 10’s. It is a no-no in blackjack to split 10’s. Many blackjack players say only dumb people and card counters would ever split 10’s. If someone split 10’s and is mostly following basic strategy this is very suspicious, especially with a large bet on the table. A lot of advantage players don’t do this anymore, even though it does bring in a bit of advantage.

Taking insurance in blackjack when they have a high bet is also a possible sign of card counting. Basic strategy says never to take insurance. Most people that do take insurance do it when their hand is good (but really insurance means do you think the dealer has blackjack and should never rely on your own hand). Insurance is the single most important play that is outside normal plays that card counters will use. This is why counters still take insurance even if it gives off a possible red flag.

All casino personnel are trained somewhat to recognize suspicious plays. They are on the lookout for people that bet more at the end of the shoe, and then go back to the minimum bet at the beginning of the shoe. They also look out for people that play 2 hands sometimes or play big bets only sometimes. They watch people that bet high sometimes whether or not they are winning or not.

Surrendering 15 sometimes vs a 10 is a sign of card counting (basic strategy says to do it always). Making a play like standing 16 vs 10 sometimes is also one. The key is consistency. If someone isn’t consistent with some strategy either they are beginners and don’t know basic strategy, or they are counting and using basic strategy variations. Standing 12v2 at a higher bet but hitting at lower bets is another example of a basic strategy variation. Hitting 12v4 around half the time is another example.

I personally start paying attention to people’s play when I see them playing good basic strategy. Unfortunately, this is rare. Playing good perfect strategy includes surrendering properly, and doing a few trickier correct moves (like doubling correct soft hands). This led to noticing a number of counters at casinos. They raise bets when I raise, and then lower bets when I lower them. One guy I am certain was a counter asked the dealer who was going to switch out to play 1 more hand (when the dealers switch out of some pitch games, they drop the shoe). The guy proceeded to spread his bet to 2 hands and the running count was about 10 in a double deck with maybe a little over a deck left to play (which is a large advantage for the player). The same guy also ramped his bet up from $ 25 to $ 250 fairly quickly in the previous shoe which was also really high count. What was more telling was he smiled at me and left right after the dealer played an extra hand and said “well looks like one of us has to leave”. It is bad for 2 counters to play at the same table and he knew that. Maybe if the guy disguised his greedy play better, it wouldn’t have been as clear, but that was probably the most clear cut example of a counter that I have personally encountered.

A common misconception is that a card counter always wins. They don’t always win. They are expected to win in the long run, but even while counting winning is nearly 50/50. The advantage gained from counting is around 1-2%.

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If more ads were brutally honest like these, we’d all be better for it.

The awesome Internet guy behind Pleated Jeans, Jeff Wysaski — and one of HuffPost’s Funniest Tumblr Bloggers — plays one of our new favorite games: He replaces normal products and signage with items that only folks like us who spend way too much time on the Internet understand and appreciate.

In the latest antic featured on his Tumblr page, Obvious Plant, Wysaski replaces his local pet shop’s signs with new, knee-slappin’ descriptions.

Looking to buy a turtle? Wysaski calls it a “Regular Boring Normal Turtle” that is “not teenaged, not mutant, not ninja.” Can you not see any fish in the shop’s tank? That’s because it’s inhabited by an “Invisible Jenny” that could use a few “tiny sweaters.”

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Allen Iverson Signs With Stance Socks

Allen Iverson officially retired from the NBA two years ago, but his influence is still potent. So it makes sense that A.I. has signed with Stance to be the sock brand’s latest ambassador. 

Stance made the announcement today (May 28), and the Virginia native joints Klay Thompson, Chandler Parsons, Dwyane Wade and more in becoming one of the brand’s official endorsers.

Says Stance:

Simply put, Allen Iverson is the uncommon thread. Over the course of a 14 year NBA career, Iverson averaged a staggering 26.7 points, 6.2 assists and 2.2 steals per game. The long-time Philadelphia 76er was voted onto 11 All-Star teams, was named NBA MVP in 2001 and is a surefire hall of famer. As impactful as his game was on the court, though, the 6-0 dynamo made an even bigger cultural dent off of it. The native of Virginia brought cornrows, tats and headbands to the NBA. He brought style, attitude and hip-hop to the league. More than that, he brought them to pop culture. In short, Iverson made it OK to be yourself, to be uncompromising, to be real. He made it OK to be uncommon.

Can’t hurt A.I.’s bottom line to get another dependable check coming in. Peep Stance’s exclusive interview with Iverson below.

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Tyler James Williams, of The Walking Dead fame, dropped a bombshell on the internet this weekend when she revealed that Jaden Smith has been confirmed as Static Shock.

Williams, best known for “Everybody Hates Chris,” was somewhat coerced by fans into making the admission.

He was conducting an interview about the lack of young, Black superheroes when fans yelled “Static Shock” and “Spiderman.” He then said, “But yeah no, it’s great to see Static Shock is happening with Jaden.”

Jaden has been long-rumored to be playing Static Shock, a DC Comics superhero.

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9 Signs You’re Finally in a Mature, Adult Relationship

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Media dictates so much in today’s world — including relationships.

Whether portraying unrequited love, forbidden love or passionate love, the media’s ideas of love all have something in common: drama.

After all, drama drives the media.

But, guess what? When you’re in a dramatic relationship, this reality isn’t so appealing. Dramatic relationships are just plain sh*tty, and there’s nothing romantic or alluring about that.

Real relationships, to be quite honest, could almost be considered boring, and the media doesn’t value “boring.”

For years, I bought into the idea that a relationship needed some type of drama to be legitimized. As I’m settling down, I’m realizing how truly wrong and exhausting that mentality was.

For the first time in… well, ever, I’m in a healthy, mature relationship. It’s different than previous relationships I’ve had because this one is real. It is solid. It is stable. It is everything I’ve ever wanted, and everything I didn’t know I needed.

It’s also everything I ran away from in the past because it just seemed too “boring.” Only now am I realizing that there is a difference between a boring relationship and a stable, mature one.

1. Being your significant other’s partner isn’t hard.

Until recently, I always struggled when I was in a relationship. Feelings of uncertainty and anxiety were overwhelmingly normal, while feeling secure in the relationship was not.

Maybe this is obvious, but it shouldn’t be the case. Being someone’s partner should come easily rather than feel like a chore or a responsibility.

2. You don’t have to be in contact 24/7.

Part of an adult relationship is realizing that each person has his or her own world, separate of one another. This means that being together all the time or constantly texting just isn’t feasible, and that is OK.

Actually, it’s even nice. I love my boyfriend, but if I talked to him constantly, I’d go crazy.

3. You don’t want to change your significant other.

I’ll admit that I have a history of seeking out broken people and trying to fix them, which never ends well. This isn’t the case in a healthy relationship.

In a healthy relationship, changing your partner shouldn’t even be a desire on your radar. Changing annoying little habits is one thing, but changing or fixing who someone is as a person should not be your goal. Maybe he or she isn’t perfect, but he or she shouldn’t have to be.

4. Your significant other balances you out — and even calls you out.

Rather than always agreeing on every aspect of life, your relationship tests and challenges your views. Your partner brings new views to light — possibly ideas that oppose your own.

When you don’t agree on a topic, it isn’t the end of the world. You acknowledge each other’s positions and move on.

5. Discussing the future isn’t scary.

In immature relationships, there is less certainty and less communication about the status of the relationship, therefore less willingness to discuss the future.

In an adult relationship, plans can be made months in advance without stopping to wonder where the relationship will or won’t be.

6. You may disagree, but you don’t all-out fight.

Observing how the other person argues and adjusting your own style is a learning process, but part of a mature relationship. For example, I tend to shut down when I am angry, whereas my boyfriend is more direct.

Adjusting to this was difficult at first, but now that we know each other’s style of disagreement, we are able to communicate in a more mature manner.

7. Showing your love becomes more important than verbally expressing it.

It used to irritate me that I am more vocal about telling my boyfriend I love him. He, on the other hand, doesn’t say it as often, but shows it in his actions.

Over time, I’ve realized that this is preferable to hearing it all the time. Sometimes love is in the day-to-day actions rather than the literal words, and this is definitely a more mature viewpoint.

8. Jealousy is a non-issue because the relationship is founded on trust.

In an adult relationship, the male can have female friends and vice-versa without the world coming to a screeching halt. Each partner is secure in the other’s commitment and does not possess an unfounded worry about cheating or dishonesty.

9. You’re in sync with one another — mentally and physically.

This may sound like it’s about sex, but it is not the case. It’s more about knowing a person so well and having developed such a connection that his or her smallest movement can be predicted — or sentences finished. It’s about him or her becoming an extension of you in a healthy way.

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10 Signs You’re Being Raised by a Nurse

There are lots of nurses in my family, including my mother, who has been a nursery nurse for almost 40 years. So I know a thing or two about being raised by a nurse…

1. You have to be bleeding to death or unconscious to go to the emergency room. When my dad started complaining of chest pain in the middle of the night and said he wanted to go to the ER, my mom warned him that it better not be his gallbladder. Halfway to the ER, she made him go back home so she could get her scrubs… you know, ’cause she worked the next day :/ Needless to say, it was not his gallbladder. You guessed it, he was having a heart attack. I’m so glad he’s still around to not let her live that one down… Oh, and she didn’t notify any of her kids until the next morning, because “he didn’t die,” so she didn’t want to wake us up. I found out from a coworker who called me and said she was praying for our family :/

2. Dinner conversations are graphic. Think your day was bad?!? Asking a nurse about their day prompts a story that is borderline perverse and grotesque.  Hands down, Trust me. And anyone who has ever eaten with a nurse knows that eventually the weirdest, grossest, craziest and best parts of their day will be retold.

3. You have a healthy fear of coming within a 15-foot radius of them when they get home from work. You stay away until they strip down and bathe in 103 degree water. It’s weird how they rarely get sick or worry about catching whatever their patient is trying to dish out, but they are very concerned about passing anything to you. 

4. They have almost any medication you could ever need in their medicine cabinet (or purse). You know, just in case there’s an apocalypse, or a sudden national shortage of Amoxicillin. It may be three years old, but hey, they have it if you need it 🙂 Have a headache? We got you covered. Upset stomach? Here you go. Nauseated? Here’s just what you need…

5. They work weird days of the week, and their schedules are made three months in advance.  And if your parent is a nurse, asking them to try to switch with someone at work is like asking them to go to the dentist, for a root canal, for fun. They make it to 50% of soccer games, dance recitals and school holiday parties. You know, because most nurses work every other weekend!

6. They have a lot of “bring-a-dish” parties. Of course, someone has to sign up for drinks and paper plates 🙂 But nurses love food!  They could go into a carb-coma at any of these parties, it’s like a feast of every type of carb…

7. Medical terminology is their terminology.  My daughter doesn’t say she has “bad poops.” She will come to me and say she has diarrhea. Then she’ll tell me what color it is, and what she ate before getting her upset stomach.  And she’s 9.  Her brother has a penis, babies come out of vaginas and when she’s nauseated she tells me she’s going to vomit. She must have heard it from a nurse…

8. Someone at their work is probably collecting money for someone — or something.  Every week, nurses are scrounging around for money for a wedding or a funeral, or needing a gift for someone who is going to have a baby (or a grandbaby). It’s just what they do.

9. Their kids, friends, neighbors and strangers ask them for all sorts of medical advice. Growing up, I was never afraid to ask my nurse mom absolutely anything.  From girlie problems to sex questions to bathroom issues, nothing was off limits. In fact… have a question?  Just ask a nurse!

10. They can handle any kind of crazy their kids could ever think about dishing out.  Because however crazy their kids may act, they’ve seen that kind of crazy and MUCH worse from a past patient. If you were raised by a nurse, they can handle your kind of crazy. Nurses know how to de-escalate all kinds of situations 🙂

Until my next delivery ♥

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10 Signs Your Relationship Is Over

Sometimes it can be difficult to spot the signs that your relationship is over. Maybe things aren’t as good as they used to be. Perhaps one of you has been unhappy recently and you can’t figure out why. Here are 10 signs that your relationship is over.

1. Who Are You?
When you first started dating, there was no subject that was off-limits. You and your man could talk all day and all night long. He was your best friend and the person you called multiple times a day. Now, trying to have a conversation with him is worse than having your teeth pulled.

2. Bye Bye Sex
Has your man lost interest in sex… with you? You put on your sexiest lingerie, but just he isn’t interested. Does he tell you that he’s not in the mood or that he’s tired or had a long day? If you can’t remember the last time you got busy between the sheets, you’re about to embark on a really long dry spell, which is one of the main signs that your relationship is over.

3. Orgasm Who?
When the relationship was just beginning, you were having orgasms around the clock. They were so frequent that you thought life couldn’t get any better. You were literally in sex heaven. Now, you don’t remember the last time you had one. An orgasm is a woman’s way of connecting with her man. If there’s no orgasm, there’s no connection. Realize it might be time to say goodbye to your relationship.

4. Call Me!
The roles have reversed. In the beginning he used to call you, text you and send you cute love notes all the time. Now, you’re the one constantly calling him. What happened? His heart just isn’t in the relationship anymore.

5. Shower Time
Has your man been taking really long showers? He’s in there for a while and you wonder what he could possibly be doing? If his long shower time has become a routine, he’s probably not just rinsing off…

6. Where’d The Fun Go?
When you first met, your boyfriend was Mr. Romantic. He loved surprising you with home-cooked dinner nights and incredible vacations. Now, trying to get him to take you on a date is practically impossible.

7. Hey, Friends
Have you been spending a lot of extra time with your friends? Is your man busy that you haven’t seen him in weeks? Red flag.

8. Work, Work, Work
Is your boyfriend turning into a workaholic? He always spent a lot of time at the office, but now he seems to have work events every other night. I hate to be the bearer of bad news, but it sounds like he’s avoiding you.

9. Forget Me Not

Does he seem really absent-minded these days? Does he forget all special occasions like holidays and anniversaries? Perhaps he’s trying to send you little subconscious hints that he doesn’t want to be in the relationship anymore.

10. World War III
Does it feel like you’re fighting a war in your personal life? If you and your partner are always at each other’s throats, something is clearly wrong. It’s common for couples to fight. If they didn’t, make-up sex wouldn’t be as much fun as it is. But there’s a fine line between healthy fighting and fighting incessantly with no resolution.

If your life sounds anything like this article, it’s time to make a change. You’re too good to settle for anything but the best.

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17 Signs You’re Definitely Not A Chill Girl

If you think “go with the flow” sounds more like a bad tampon slogan than a valid suggestion for future plans, you’re probably not chill.

The trope of the Cool Girl, the Chill Girl’s trendy older sister, was first outlined by Gillian Flynn in her novel-turned-movie “Gone Girl”:

“Being the Cool Girl means I am a hot, brilliant, funny woman who adores football, poker, dirty jokes, and burping, who plays video games, drinks cheap beer, loves threesomes and anal sex, and jams hot dogs and hamburgers into her mouth like she’s hosting the world’s biggest culinary gang bang while somehow maintaining a size 2, because Cool Girls are above all hot.”

A few sentences later, Flynn debunks that nonsense: “Men actually think this girl exists.” (Hint: she doesn’t).

In an April article on Medium, writer Alana Massey took the myth of the Cool Girl one step further, articulating exactly who The Chill Girl is. Massey describes the Chill Girl as the Cool Girl but less interesting and without passion. “Chill is what Cool would look like with a lobotomy and no hobbies,” she writes.

Second spoiler alert: The Chill Girl doesn’t exist either.

Sure, some women give off that it’s-totally-cool-to-never-define-this-relationship-let-me-go-chug-a-beer now air — and for a few unicorn women out there, it’s genuine. But in most cases, “chill” is just a veneer society has forced on women because it’s painted as attractive. It’s the idea that women shouldn’t have needs — or God forbid be “needy.” We’re not supposed to demand what makes us happy, we’re not supposed to have strong opinions, and were certainly not supposed to insist that We Talk About This Now.

“Chill” is a bullsh*t parasite that stifles female (and male) complexity in favor of being “attractive.” But how does keeping quiet about what we want and need make us more desirable?

I am not the Chill Girl by any stretch, and I’m not Cool by most definitions either. It’s time to take a stand. It’s time to rid the world of “Yeah bro, she’s totally chill,” and make “Yeah bro, she’s totally Type-A and completely anal” the next big thing. Who’s with me?

Without further ado, here are 17 signs you are definitely not chill:

1. “I’ll call you when I wake up” makes you twitch. Cause like, is that 10 or noon? Should I have a snack before brunch?

2. You have “What is the plan?” as a canned text message. And you expect a precise answer each time you send it.

3. But seriously, you really just need to know what time.

4. Relaxing is not relaxing.What is appealing about lying on the beach for more than 5 minutes? Don’t even get me started about meditation.

5. “We’re just hanging out” is not a phrase you will ever say while maintaining normal blood pressure. What does that even mean? ARE YOU MY BOYFRIEND JUST TELL ME NOW?

6. “We’re gonna see where this goes” is also foreign to you. Like, are we going to sit down next Tuesday and evaluate where our relationship has been, then plan out the next logical steps? If so, sounds great!

7. Monica on “Friends” is your spirit animal. ‘Nuff said.

8. Even your dog has been on Prozac. RIP Simon, you neurotic mutt, you.

9. You’re not gonna watch football just become some cool dude or lady wants you to. If you like football, then you’ll watch football! But if you don’t, you’re not pretending you care about which guy with a helmet ran into the other one harder. (That is how they keep score, right?)

10. Nightmare sentence: “Ohhh wanna pop by Coachella this weekend?” LOL, never.

11. Loud, crowded bars and clubs are the death of you. Oh yeah, let’s just stare at each other and fist pump while you spill beer on me that sounds soooo fun.

12. You actually called your parents when you saw someone smoking pot at a party in high school. “Mom, can you come get me? I feel uncomfortable.”

13. “Whatever” is not in your vocabulary. I have an opinion and I am going to tell it to you right now.

14. No two words make you angrier than “Calm down.” Can’t. Even.

15. Dishes in the sink make you question your faith in humanity. Just don’t.

16. It’s your way or the highway. It’s not that I don’t value your opinion (lol), but my plan is the most productive and efficient, so just go with it.

17. But for real, don’t f**king tell me 10:10 if you mean 10:40 or 11.

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5 Signs Your Narcissist Is Ready To Move On

Falling in love with a narcissist feels like you’ve finally entered the fairy tale relationship you’ve always wanted. Everything is perfect – you are doted on, the passion is like nothing you’ve experienced, and you are told, “You’re finally the one for me,” making you feel like you’ve been chosen out of all the others.

But the catch is, you don’t know you have fallen for a narcissist until it’s too late – you’ve fallen hard or worse, you’re now married which makes it more difficult for you to break free. You may start to see some red flags, but you’re not entirely sure – and if you’re a people pleaser, you likely question yourself before you question your partner.

No matter where you are in your relationship, there are actual signs where your prince or princess charming begins to show their true narcissistic self. It’s important to understand that your partner isn’t “changing.” Like a chameleon, a narcissist must blend in with healthy, socially functioning people so that they can perpetuate their false sense of self. Their colors change but they’re still a chameleon.

Unfortunately, they can never uphold their camouflage for too long, which is why they must need new things, new people and new supply so they can discard the old (which ends up being you).

Here are 5 signs that your chameleon is finally showing their true colors, as well as preparing for their next round of narcissistic supply.

1) Doting turns into negating: You were once told that you are smart, attractive and fun, and your outgoing nature was a major turn-on, but now your narcissist sees you as the opposite. Your intelligence is now seen as cunning, your attractiveness is now overzealous, and your wit and humor are now vulgar. The very wonderful traits they once loved about you are now the “reason” for the relationship’s demise, and they remind you of it daily.

2) Your success becomes a threat: Perhaps you’ve been promoted or you won that award you’ve been seeking, but instead of praise you’re blamed for working too hard or seeking too much attention. All of your accomplishments are deemed as threats to your partner’s very existence, because they know they can’t keep up with you. You also threaten their own spotlight of receiving praise and approval from others, so you will be told that your successes aren’t that great, so pipe down.

3) They are Jekyll at the office and Hyde when at home: Everyone loves Jekyll and thinks you are so lucky to be married to such a charming, charismatic person. But when Hyde returns home, you are faced with moodiness, rage, disorder, alcoholism, isolation, and an unwillingness to take part in family activities. This Jekyll and Hyde routine occurs because it is exhausting to maintain a false sense of self eight hours a day, and they ultimately resent you and your family for reminding them of their true inabilities.

4) Your approval of them no longer matters: You used to be the one and only person whose opinion truly mattered, but now a compliment to them goes unnoticed. At this point, if your narcissist is disgusted by you, your compliments are deemed as needy and desperate. They must now go elsewhere to seek approval from those they still admire, and whom haven’t caught on to their narcissistic ways.

5) Their empathy turns into apathy: Your illness or bad day at the office was once empathized with chicken soup or a bouquet of flowers. But now, no matter how hard you have it, they remind you that they have it worse than you. And as you try harder and harder to get an ounce of empathy, it backfires with only apathy. And this is probably the hardest thing about loving a narcissist – because when your emotional needs go unmet, you continue to chase after them which puts your self-esteem in severe jeopardy. Once your self-esteem is gone, you run the risk of staying with your narcissist long-term, because you don’t think you can do any better.

The double edged sword of loving a narcissist is that the very qualities that attracted you to them are what they resent the most, because they know deep down they cannot ever mirror your greatness.

And because you are the one closest to them, you become “onto them,” and begin to question their behavior. A narcissist’s greatest fear is being exposed that they are no longer truly special, which is why they must have abundant supply from abundant sources. Which leaves you, their partner, abandoned, discarded, abused, and traumatized.

If you find these behavior patterns ring true for your relationship, break free as soon as possible. They will never change, merely because they think they don’t have to.

Lindsey Ellison is founder of Start Over. Find Happiness., a coaching practice that helps women navigate through their divorce or break ups. She offers a free, 3-part video series on how to break free from your narcissist, which is available by clicking here.
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Being in love is blinding and this can be ignorant bliss, or simply a poor choice when your goal is to find the right mate for you. Let’s be clear, finding your “one” may not be on your agenda yet, and that’s fine, but for those that are seeking true love, and lifelong compatibility, there are important things to consider outside of sexual attraction and “chemistry”. Future problems tend to be about avoiding those repetitive conflicts and disagreements that are rarely resolved.
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5 Signs That He’s Into You

Most men are not vocal with their feelings and it is hard to know what’s on their minds. It would be really great if you can read his mind to know what he’s thinking especially if he’s someone you admire or like. Fortunately, there are ways to read a man. Although you cannot read minds, there are tell-tale signs that you can observe if a man likes you. So what are the signs that he’s into you?
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6 Signs She Is Girlfriend Material

Determining whether she is girlfriend material is simply a matter of weighing the pros and the cons. If you can say more good things about her than bad, or can’t even find any bad things to say at all, then she is probably in good shape to be your girlfriend.
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Jay Z — I’m In the Fightin’ Business … Signs Top Boxer to Roc Nation

Baseball? Check. Football? Check. Basketball? Check … and now Jay Z can add boxing to the list of sports in his Roc Nation sports empire — inking super middleweight champ Andre Ward.Ward — who’s 27-0 and recognized as one of the best…


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The Artist Adding Heroes To Neighborhood Watch Signs In Toronto Is The Real Hero

If these signs are accurate, Toronto is officially the safest, and coolest, place on Earth right now.

Artist Andrew Lamb, or so he calls himself on Instagram, has been going around Toronto and adding images of superheroes, video game characters and other pop culture heroes to neighborhood watch signs. Lamb seems to have tagged 56 signs so far, undoubtedly bringing safety to the communities surrounding each one via the visual justice of John McClane to the Care Bears. Check out a couple of our favorites below, and then head over to Lamb’s Instagram page to see them all.

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