Canelo signs record $365M deal with DAZN

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Starz Signs 50 Cent To Multiyear Project Deal

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Even after all the drama and public bickering between 50 Cent and Starz, it seems like business will always outweigh personal conflicts.

Yesterday Starz announced that they had signed Curtis “50 Cent” Jackson to a new multi-year deal that will allow Fif to continue to will continue to develop new scripted and unscripted projects exclusively for the network through his G-Unit Film & Television, Inc. Not bad for someone who constantly takes his employers to task on social media.

But regardless of how crazy things got in the past, the cable network couldn’t deny the results that 50 got them and rewarded him with a extension. Both 50 and Starz CEO/President Chris Albrecht knew that at the end of the day they needed each other.

“When I sat down with Chris and walked him through my plans for G-Unit Film & Television going forward, he let me know I was essentially requesting the biggest deal in premium cable history.  I am excited to announce that we’ve made that partnership between myself, G-Unit Film & Television and Starz/Lionsgate and we will continue our proven track record of breaking records and delivering unique content for audiences around the world…..Get The Strap,” said Curtis “50 Cent” Jackson.

Starz CEO & President Chris Albrecht added, “Both on screen and off, Curtis has proven that he can deliver content that our viewers want to watch. He is the real deal, and we have given him a real deal, with what I believe to be among the most significant deals to date for an Executive Producer in premium television. We’re pleased to expand our relationship and consider this the beginning of many new and exciting ventures to come.”

Now that 50’s officially done acting on Power thanks to the death of his character, Kenan, he’ll have more time on his hands to come up with other crime drama series and possibly act in them as well. But that doesn’t mean he’s completely done with the smash Starz series as the new deal guarantees that he’ll still have a hand in executive producing the series and will make his directorial debut in season six. It also guarantees that the G-Unit general will serve as an executive producer on any future seasons of the series as well as any extensions of the “Power” universe on the big or small screen.

While many questioned 50’s antics and actions over the years when dealing with Starz with many fearing he’d get fired from the network, the end result seems to demonstrate that he actually knew what he was doing. Go figure.

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Under Armour Signs Embiid to Endorsement Deal

For Joel Embiid, his newly inked deal with Under Armour is going to be “bigger than just shoes.”
Turning aside other reported suitors including Puma and New Balance, the center for the Philadelphia 76ers instead opted for a five-year apparel and footwear endorsement deal with Under Armour. He had previously been sponsored by Adidas.
At Under Armour, Embiid joins Golden State Warriors’ Stephen Curry, New England Patriots quarterback Tom Brady, skier Lindsey Vonn, ballerina Misty Copeland and others. The terms of the deal were not disclosed but ESPN reported that the endorsement will make him the highest paid center in the NBA.
In a first-person account on Under Armour’s web site posted on Wednesday, Embiid wrote: “When I sat down with Under Armour, one of the first things we talked about was how this can be bigger than just shoes, bigger than just basketball. I want to help change people’s lives.
“Basketball has given me everything, but it has to be bigger than basketball. That was the first thing that I said to Under Armour, and they were behind it 100 percent. This isn’t about a shoe deal. I mean, listen…I’m gonna make sure they design some shoes as pretty as I am. Don’t

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G-Eazy and Halsey Showed Signs of Relationship Trouble Last Week

Halsey and G-Eazy’s breakup could be seen coming a mile away … according to sources close to the exes at a concert last week. We’re told the 2 attended Post Malone’s show at the Hollywood Bowl last Thursday — G-Eazy performed a song with Posty — but…

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Jenkins ‘tired’ of anthem narrative, hence signs

After Malcolm Jenkins held up signs highlighting social justice facts in lieu of speaking to the media, the Eagles safety broke his silence in an interview with ESPN: “I’m tired of the narrative being about the anthem, about the White House or whatever.”
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Signs Your Church Has Sold Out to Corporate Sponsors

– Nike “swoosh” on the cross

– Communion now sponsored by Welch’s Grape Juice

– In Christmas play, Joseph seen with a pack of Luckies

– Greeters all dressed like Mr. Goodwrench

– Personal pew licenses now sold

– Baptismals include dolphin show from Sea World

– Statue of Mary seen holding keys to a Jeep

– Holy water spiked with Diet Pepsi

– The 12 disciples replaced by Disney characters

– Luxury pews with wet bar and satellite TV

– Scripture verses brought to you by Microsoft

– Bulletin has coupon section

– The holy water font has Perrier

– In the restrooms, an attendant hands you a towel

– There is a credit card swiper on the collection plate

– Offering envelopes bearing Visa or Mastercard emblems on them

– Handicap parking sponsored by the Family Medical Group, LLC

– Wednesday night suppers sponsored by KFC

– Sunday morning televised services sponsored by the FOX network

– Church vans traded in for Ford Broncos

– Church bell chimes to the tune of the NBC chimes

– Choir robes with the Lands’ End emblem on front

– Sunday bulletins with the CNN logo

– Church flag football team sponsored by the NFL

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WWE signs first woman wrestler from the Arab world

World Wrestling Entertainment signed its first female performer from the Arab world on Sunday, smashing cultural taboos as the U.S.-based sport seeks to piledrive its way into lucrative foreign markets. Lisa Bernhard reports.


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Stella McCartney Signs New Swim and Lingerie License

Stella McCartney has a new swim and lingerie license with ISA Spa, the Italian textile firm that will manufacture, develop and distribute the designer’s lingerie and swimwear collections as of fall 2018. Under the agreement, ISA Spa will produce the  collections in line with McCartney’s brand’s sustainable ethics.
“Lingerie has been a personal obsession of mine for a long time and I have always been inspired by it. While for swimwear I want to encourage women to feel confident and comfortable about themselves and in what they are wearing,” McCartney said. “This is an important new chapter for us at Stella McCartney and I feel that we have found the perfect partner for us, who really understands our brand and will bring together quality, ability and a high level of commitment to take us to this next chapter.”
McCartney launched lingerie in 2008 and the range has grown to include sleepwear, the annual Breast Cancer Awareness Month limited-edition set, and a double mastectomy post-operative bra. The latter two will be supported by a Breast Cancer Awareness campaign throughout October. Swim launched in 2016.
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R. Kelly Neighbors Deny Turning Blind Eye, No Signs of Alleged ‘Cult’ of Young Women

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Signs The World Is Coming Back To An End

What would you do if somebody raped your wife? Beat them up? Kill? Sue? Would you cut their genitals off then eat them in solidarity with the victims? Not so much. Well that is what Rudi Efendi did over in Indonesia. He actually got arrested after they found a suspected rapist all mutilated, burned up and dead in a car. Rudi Efendi’s wife Nuriah was raped by another person named “Rudi.” Efendi eventually confessed to the crime and admitted that ate the man’s penis. How did he do it? He hacked it off and went home and fried it. “I ate his ‘vital tool’,” Efendi told police. “I ate it to heal my heart ache towards the victim,” he said. WOW. That’s the “Why” in all of this.

Bruh man was not playing with his revenge plot.

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7 Signs Your Wife Is Unhappily Married

Fairly certain that your wife is upset with you but not entirely sure why? Below, psychologists and marriage therapists offer seven common signs that a spouse may be growing restless in a relationship.

 1. She makes subtle suggestions that you haven’t been carrying your weight.

You both work and share responsibilities when it comes to cleaning, cooking and the kids. Still, when push comes to shove, your wife may feel that she shoulders a lot more responsibility for the emotional well-being of the kids, said Ken Page, a psychotherapist and author of Deeper Dating: How to Drop the Games of Seduction and Discover the Power of Intimacy

“It’s a subtle but powerful complaint I hear from married women who are co-parenting,” he said. “On paper, it looks like they carry equal weight — both spouses are pros at managing things like vacations and back-to-school night — but it’s the wife who’s obsessively reading articles about child-rearing or talking to the kids at night when they finally open up about why they’ve been moody or grouchy all day.” 

To show your wife that you’re equal partners, actively listen when she tells you about a new study she just read or the healthier lunches she wants to start packing for the kids — and chime in with your own ideas. “As it is now, your wife probably figures if she doesn’t pay mind to these things, no one will,” Page said. 

2.  She rolls her eyes at your jokes. 

You may think playful jokes to lighten the mood is the best way to respond when she shares something that’s been bothering her — but if she lets out a forced laugh or rolls her eyes, take that as your cue to stop. 

“Women don’t enjoy a constant stream of comedy, especially if they are trying to tell you something serious or emotional,” said Samantha Rodman, a Maryland-based psychologist and author of How to Talk to Your Kids About Your Divorce. “When you can’t stop yourself from making jokes, your wife likely feels dismissed and unimportant to you — even if she actually thinks you’re pretty funny.” 

3. She’s not sexually satisfied. 

You both may be satisfied with the frequency of sex but there still might be something missing in your sex life, said Page. 

“Many patients have told me that although their husband tries to meet their needs in bed, there’s an incredibly important ‘something’ they just don’t get,” he said. “Usually it’s associated with foreplay: their husband just wants to get to the ‘entree’ but for lots of women, it’s the ‘appetizers’ — the foreplay —  that matters most. Sex without heartfelt foreplay just doesn’t lead to the deep bonding experience that’s so necessary for most women.” 

Alternately, it could be that you need to follow through with more post-sex afterplay – “talking, cuddling and gentle touching and caressing after orgasm,” Page explained. 

4. She’s constantly asking, ”Are you listening to me?”

There’s nothing better than having a spouse to talk to at the end of a long, draining day. If you’re more interested in your smartphone than listening to her, you’re chipping away at the connection you share, said Seth Meyers, a psychologist and the author of Overcome Relationship Repetition Syndrome and Find the Love You Deserve. 

“It may sound small and trivial, but truly listening is actually one of the most important foundations to intimacy in a relationship,” he said. “If you’re married, you need to feel that your  spouse wants to know what you did that day and how it went in order to feel happy and noticed.”

5. You keep trying to solve her problems, when all she wants is for you to listen.

When your wife vents about how annoyed she is with her boss or a family issue, be the sounding board she needs, said Kristin Davin, a psychologist and divorce mediator based in New York City.  

“You might instantly think, ‘She has a problem that I must solve’ and start throwing suggestions out, waiting for one to stick,” she said. “But most of the time, women solve their issues by simply talking them out. Wives need to remind their husbands that sometimes, they simply need to listen.” 

6. You make fun of her in public.

You may think it’s cute to rib your wife over her mispronunciation of “forte” when you’re at dinner with friends. Chances are, she finds your tendency to poke fun of her in public a lot less endearing, Meyers said. 

“Never ever make sarcastic remarks or digs at your spouse when out with company,” he said. “When a spouse makes verbal jabs or digs in the presence of others, it’s passive-aggressive bullying and it will only lead to bitterness and unhappiness.”

7. She never initiates sex. 

You knew the hot-and-heavy honeymoon phase wasn’t going to last forever, but for most couples, a healthy sex life is a vital part of their marriage. If your wife seems completely disinterested in having sex with you, you may want to find out why, said Rodman.

“Most women, even if their sex drive is lower than it was when you met, will try to initiate sex when they’re in the mood or when they’re feeling particularly close,” she said. “If you can count on one hand the number of times your wife has initiated sex in the past few years, then there is likely some underlying resentment or anger that is stopping her from feeling excited around you.”  

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Willow Smith Signs With The Society Modeling Agency [Photos]

Willow Smith is a natural-born star, because well, it’s in her genes. And expect her to become immediately more visible in the next few months as the 14-year-old 21st Century Girl just inked a deal with The Society modeling agency, which is the same operation that has Kendall Jenner being distance from simply being called a reality star.

Vogue reports the merge occurred today, October 1 and given the young superstar’s eclectic social media presence as well as musicianship tastes, she should fit right in.

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Willow Signs a Modeling Contract, and Already Has a Cover Star–Worthy Instagram

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Earlier today, Willow Smith joined The Society, the modeling agency that represents runway stars such as Kendall Jenner. And it should come as no surprise: The singing, dancing, acting 14-year-old has an extraordinary sense of style, too. Like her older brother, Jaden, Willow shows impressive range in her fashion repertoire and can pull off forward-thinking streetwear looks by cult labels like MSFTSrep, as easily as she can throw back festival attire (think oversize tie-dye tees and giant Baja ponchos). Her accessory of choice? The sock, which she often pairs soccer-style, with high-waisted shorts and a Madonna tee.

Smith’s most heavenly fashion moment to date, though, was surely at the MTV VMAs, where she wore an orange NASA jumpsuit on the red carpet—an ensemble she made look surprisingly down to earth. Now that’s a stellar launch pad for a modeling career, if ever there was one.

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7 Signs You’re On Your Way To A Sexless Marriage

It’s a common refrain from couples who’ve split up: “Somewhere down the line, we became more like roommates than spouses.”  

The truth is, passionless, sexually unsatisfying marriages don’t get that way overnight. Below, relationship experts offer up seven signs you’re on your way to a sexless marriage  – and tips on how to reignite the passion between you and your partner.   

Let’s start with the obvious. If you can’t remember the last time you had sex with your spouse — or you’re only having special-occasion sex (birthdays, vacations, anniversaries) — it’s not a good sign. Maybe it’s been months, maybe it’s been years — but the more time passes, the harder it becomes to revive your sex life, said Tammy Nelson, certified sexologist and sex therapist and the author of Getting the Sex You Want.

“Biologically, the body stops producing the sex hormones that make you aroused, especially if you have gone long periods without it,” she explained. “And then you may start to feel like you aren’t interested in it anyway.” 

So how do you take sex off the back-burner? Schedule in sex dates. It may seem like the least sexy plan of attack but it will likely get you and your partner back on track, Nelson said.

“The more sex you have, the more sex you want,” she explained. “Having sex can jump start the engine and it may even remind you that you enjoy making love to your partner. You might get out of the roommate rut and start to do it more often.” 

Forget your lackluster sex life. You’re not even touching these days. You knew the PDA-filled, heady early days of your romance weren’t going to last but at this point, you’re not even embracing before week-long work trips. The key to making touch a priority again is to reach out to your partner without intentions, said Nelson. 

“Enjoy a simple and sensual night together with candles, where you’re just watching TV,” she said. “Sit next to each other, hold each other, lie in each others lap, stroke each other’s hair. Get the dopamine going again. If the mood is right you might take off each other’s clothes and have sex — or you may just end up watching another movie. But just touching again is important.” 

You may share the same bed, but that’s about all you share with your spouse lately. When your lives rarely intersect — and everything but your marriage takes priority (kids, work, travel, friends) — there’s little time left for sex, said Susan Krauss Whitbourne, a psychologist who writes Psychology Today’s “Fulfillment At Any Age” blog. 

To get back on the same page, make an active decision to drift back together, Whitbourne said. 

“You may live hectic lives, but you need to build into your calendars time to talk face-to-face, without distractions — preferably daily,” she said. “Your dinner hour may be taken over by the feeding schedules of your kids but find a way to have alone time even if it’s just sharing a late-night glass of wine.

Eventually, Whitbourne said, “you’ll realize you got together for a reason, and if you dedicate time to each other, those reasons will become very apparent again.” 

If sex is painful or uncomfortable for you or your spouse, it’s understandable why it’s gotten the short-shrift lately. If it just doesn’t feel right, the “the problem may be one of technique,” said Susan Heitler, a psychologist and the author of the marriage betterment program Power Of Two Marriage.

“Getting informed can help this problem,” she said. “For instance, if you’re a woman, sometimes a warm-up before you hit the sack — an exercise to get the blood flow going or a warm shower — can enhance your responsivity from the get-go of couple contact. And if you feel sexually aroused, it will likely be contagious and enhance your spouse’s arousal as well.”

If the problem is pain or dryness brought on by menopause, Heitler said medical attention may be able to remedy it. Check with your doctor if you suspect that’s the case.

If you (or your partner) have developed feelings for someone else — a co-worker you’re inexplicably drawn to, for instance — you may start to feel less invested in your marriage. It may not have turned physical yet, but the mental energy involved in an emotional affair – and being physically attracted to someone who’s not your spouse — takes attention away from your bedroom, said  Krauss Whitbourne. 

“The fact that this other person seems to hold so much attraction means that something is missing in your relationship,” she said. “The truth is, obligations and time can wear away even the best relationship unless both partners are willing to make the effort to keep it vital. Don’t get comfortable. Put that extra effort in, try to look your best for your husband or wife and you’ll send a message that what he or she thinks about you really is important.”

If the thought of initiating sex leaves you feeling anxious — and you’ve exhausted your list of excuses — you’re probably in a sexless marriage, said Nelson.

“Initiating sex means that at least one of you is taking responsibility for the sex part of your marriage,” she said. “Someone needs to take charge of keeping the marriage or relationship spicy — someone needs to dress up, buy the sex toys or turn on the porn. It’s perfectly fine for one partner to be the driving force if it keeps your sex life alive and moving. But when you both stop trying, it can grind the whole sex machine to a halt.”

Sex isn’t just physical when you’re in a long-term relationship. It’s all tied up in how you and your partner feel about the state of the relationship in general. The ultimate foreplay starts with you making your partner feel wanted by simply showing how much he or she still means to you, said Heitler. 

“Emotional loving and sexual loving tend to go hand in hand, each enhancing the other. The more thirsty you are for one, the more likely you are thirsty for the other as well,” she said. “To get things started, compliment and appreciate your spouse. Share your time, attention and your curiousity about what the other is doing or thinking about and you’ll be on the right track.” 

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Here are 10 signs you’re over your ex — for good.

1. You don’t feel homicidal when he starts dating someone else. In fact, you’re thrilled for the both of them. Especially since you’re the one who set them up in the first place. After all, just because the two of you didn’t work out doesn’t mean he shouldn’t find happiness with someone else. On the flip side, if he happened to know someone who might just be your soul mate, you’re sure he’d do the same for you.

2. You feel no urgent need to return his phone calls, texts and emails. Because he no longer holds the number one spot in your heart. And it’s not as if he’s going to see the error of his ways simply because you’re prompt.

3. You are interested in other men. When you and your ex first broke up, you hit the bar scene in earnest with your best gal pals, but your heart just wasn’t it, no matter how many jolly rancher shots they plied you with. But just the other day, that sexy bartender smiled at you and you experienced a moment of zing! And yesterday evening, you brushed shoulders with Mr. Tall, Dark, & Handsome as you were picking up your kids from school, and your stomach did flip-flops. It looks like you’re ready to date again!

4. You now realize that a lot of his personality “quirks” were really annoying or lame. Like the fact that he was a compulsive liar. Or the fact that he constantly preened in front of the full-length mirror, making it really difficult for you to get dressed in the morning. If you’re done seeing him through rose-colored glasses, you’re over him.

5. You consider your relationship a learning experience. When you think back on the happy memories the two of you created together, you can’t help but smile. Yes there were serious problems, but now, thank your lucky stars, you know what to look out for in the future. And that awful angst you experienced during your breakup and subsequent mourning period? It only made you stronger.

6. You no longer blame him for everything. In the past, the bitterness you experienced due to your breakup caused you to inject spiteful comments about him into every conversation, in a Tourette’s-like stream. Thank god that’s over and done with.

7. When you meet a new guy, you don’t automatically compare him to your ex. Not only that, but you’re not even tempted to bring him up on your first date. Instead, you’re truly interested in learning more about this new guy’s life and, when asked about your own, are able to present yourself as a woman with hobbies and interests separate from those you shared with your old S.O.

8. You think of yourself as a single person…not as someone who’s just gotten out of a marriage or relationship. You’ve wallowed in self-pity for long enough, and are again ready to embrace the fun, adventure and boundless possibilities inherent in singledom. If you’re excited to be single, you’ve put Mr. Past where he belongs.

9. You truly feel that the relationship wasn’t meant to be. And that you’re that much closer to finding the one you are supposed to be with.

10. You try to think of his middle name or phone number and can’t recall it. Congratulations! The unnecessary detritus from your time together has been officially flushed from your system! Now go out and find someone who doesn’t give you chronic migraines. Or just take it easy and spend some quality time with someone super-important: You.

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Wendell Pierce New Orleans Actor Signs On Master P Bio Film

Master P has made another major move in casting his 2016 anticipated release of his biopic The King of The South. He recently obtained Queen Latifah for his movie last week. Here is an AllHipHop.com exclusive staement:

Wendell Pierce, New Orleans Native, superstar actor has signed on to play
the young Percy Miller grandfather in The King of The South bio film. Wendell Pierece has an amazing resume starting in The Wire, Malcolm X, Selma, and Ray just to name a few. With the addition of Wendell Piece and Queen Latifah King of The South fans are excited for the new Master P bio film. Moviegoers are on the Internet praising the theatrical release of the most influential hip hop business pioneer. #KOSMOVIE is highly anticipated, a new trending topic on Twitter and Facebook. Fans will be in for a real treat, as this rags to riches Master P real life story, the true definition to the American dream, written by top Hollywood writers Parde Bridget, Wayne Conley and Percy Miller. The recreation of young Percy Miller’s life and the rise of the Ice Cream Man, No Limit empire, how one man with his last $ 500, turn down a million dollar record contract to go on to sell over 75 million records on his own independent label.Unlike other artists, Master P owned the masters of his music, he created grass-root marketing techniques in selling his product, becoming a marketing genius. Even though he was raised in the murder capital, Calliope Projects of New Orleans, Louisiana, not only did he have street smarts but he had book smarts, he studied business at the University of Houston. He opened a mom and pop record store where he became an expert on the marketing and retail perspective. He later turned his No Limit record store into No Limit Records, the label. At a time when the music industry was run by corporate White America, Master P broke the color barrier by showing the industry that a Black man could be more than just an entertainer. While most artists were looking for record deals, the Ice Cream Man was creating his own avenue in the hip hop world by negotiating an unprecedented distribution deal where he was able to sign other artists and build other business entities, all while being one of the top hip hop artists in the world. Master P proved that with determination and perseverance, you could be successful without changing who you are. While most music company presidents and ceos dressed up in suit and ties, Master P‘s attire was made up of baseball caps and sneakers, but his business sense and ability to negotiate deals made him comparable to some of the elite Wall Street executives.

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6 Warning Signs That You Are Still Hung Up on Your Ex

If you’ve been in a committed relationship, whether it was for months or for years, you know that breaking up is hard to do. For some, the official ending of the relationship is something they expected for quite a long time, and when it happens, they experience a sense of freedom and relief. Others are blindsided by the relationships end and experience more difficulty trying to cope. And when we have a broken heart, friends and family are quick to offer support and advice on how to heal. Caution: there are no immediate fixes for a broken heart!

You’ve heard the phrase, “If you want to get over someone, you’ve got to get under someone new?” Yeah, that’s a bad idea! While dating again can be exciting and offer some temporary distraction from your grief, beginning too soon may set yourself up for more disappointment. And too many disappointing experiences will cause you to doubt the possibility of finding viable and better alternatives and keep you stuck on your last relationship. That’s why it’s critical to know when it’s too early to think about someone new. Here are six signs you should put the brakes on dating.

1) Communicating, Negotiating and Denial

The ending of a relationship means that two people who shared so much together must now untangle and separate so many parts of their lives. As you might expect, it’s almost impossible for this to happen without a transitional period. Often, you have property to be exchanged and moved, as well as other loose ends needing to be tied up. These issues will require communicating with your ex-partner to accomplish the tasks of separating. Sometimes, these communications include negotiation and re-evaluation to confirm a separation is what you both want. This is also the time couples make another attempt at making a relationship work. If you are in this denial stage and still consider getting back with your ex-partner, dating a new person isn’t something you should be doing.

2) Ruminating About Your Ex?

Psychologists define ruminating as passive and repeated focusing and thinking about a situation, its causes and its consequences. Ruminating is finding yourself caught in a loop, replaying memories and past conversations, or fantasizing about what you might say to your ex. If you catch yourself doing this, you haven’t recovered enough to consider dating.

3) Anger and Guilt

Anger is the second stage after denial in the grief and loss process. We experience anger or guilt after our denial of the loss wanes and the pain of the breakup re-emerges. For most people, anger is directed at their ex-partner or at the circumstances that led to the breakup. For example, if your relationship ended because of infidelity, you might be angry with your ex-partner for cheating and angry with the other person for being a “home-wrecker.” Or, if you were in a relationship with a person who was abusive, you might be angry with yourself for getting involved.

On the other side of anger, newly single people experience a tremendous amount of guilt and blame for the relationship ending. This is true for those partners who are guilty of engaging in outside affairs, cheating, or emotional or physical abuse. Knowing they are most at fault for the relationship ending, they may frantically attempt to undo the damage or “make up” for what they have done and recover the relationship. When their efforts are re-buffed, they experience the most trouble recovering from the loss. If this sounds like you, avoid single’s events for a while.

4) Hunting and Haunting

When a former couple gets past the negotiation stage and all communication has stopped, many single people find they are engaging in what I call “hunting and haunting.” Hunting involves going to places where there is a high probability of running into an ex-partner. This might include frequenting restaurants, bars and nightclubs that otherwise haven’t been part of your stomping grounds. In doing so, the Hunter fantasizes that their ex-partner will have a sudden and dramatic change of heart after a “coincidental” meeting. The “coincidental” meeting is awkward at best, and might even look desperate. Haunting refers to stalking behaviors like driving by the ex-partner’s home or monitoring their social media sites hoping to see that nothing in their life has changed.

Hunting and haunting is detrimental to your recovery for several reasons. First, it requires you to spend considerable time and energy thinking about your ex-partner and what they might be doing. And when you find evidence that your ex-partner might have moved on, you’ll make unfavorable comparisons to your life and ruminate about your loss. Too often, the information you learn is incomplete, and you become more curious. Again, the focus is on your ex, instead of focusing on things you could do to speed up your recovery.

5) Desperation Dating

Sure, rebounding can help take the focus off of your ex-partner and provide a needed boost in self-esteem. But accepting an undesirable but available new partner could be even worse. If you are feeling desperate and you’re uncomfortable with being single, then you are not ready to begin a relationship with anyone but yourself.

6) Making Comparisons

Dating too soon can also result in unfavorably comparing your new friend to your ex-partner, feeling disappointed, and result in an emotional set-back for you. That is, when you start to believe that no one can compare to your ex, your outlook for future relationships begins to look bleak. But disappointment isn’t the only consequence! If your last relationship was unhealthy and problematic, you might make comparisons that idealize a potential date, because they seem to have the opposite qualities of your ex. While tempting, the fact you are even making such comparisons is a sign that it’s still too soon.

The lesson here is a simple one: Dating again before healing from your last relationship isn’t a cure for your broken heart. Remember, a breakup is a transitional period and should be a time for self-reflection and healing, not beginning a new relationship.

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Queen Latifah Signs On To Master P Bio Film, King of the South

Cp3 Filmworks makes exclusive statement to AllHipHop.com, about the upcoming biopic movie King Of The South:

The actress, talk show host and rapper lands a major role to play the mother of the young Percy Miller aka Master P rags to riches story. The film is based on Master P’s overcoming poverty and finding a way out the ghetto for his family through his music.
Flavor Unit executive Shakim Compere says, “This is a great role for Queen Latifah. Master P has an amazing story and has broke a lot of barriers in hip-hop, paving the way for artists to make real money and run their own businesses in the music industry. We have so much respect for what he’s done in the game, we want to help make sure that his story is told authentically with A-list talent.” The King of The South is the latest theatrical endeavor for Latifah who most recently starred in Lifetime’s Steel Magnolia‘s reboot. Her Flavor Unit also struck in overall deal with BET and Centric to revive VH1’s scripted series Single Ladies.

King of The South is written by Parde Bridget, Wayne Conley and Percy Miller, produced by CP3 Filmworks. The recreation of young Percy Millers’s life and the rise of the Ice Cream Man, No Limit empire, how one man with his last $ 500, turn down a million-dollar record contract to go on to sell over 75 million records on his own independent label.

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20 Cute And Clever Wedding Signs That Add A Little Somethin’ The Party

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Signs You Might Be from Louisiana

The crawdad mounds in your front yard have over taken the grass.

You greet people with “Howzyamomma’an’dem?” and hear back “Dey fine!”

Every so often, you have waterfront property.

When giving directions, you use words like “uptown,” “downtown,” “backatown,” “riverside,” “lakeside,” “other side of the bayou,” or “other side of
the levee.”

When you refer to a geographical location “way up North,” you are referring to places like Shreveport, Little Rock, or Memphis, “where it gets real
cold.”

You’ve ever had Community Coffee.

You can pronounce Tchoupitoulas but can’t spell it (also, Thibideaux, Opelousas, Ponchartrain, Ouachita, Atchafalaya).

You don’t worry when you see ships riding higher in the river than the top of your house.

You judge a po-boy by the number of napkins used.

The waitress at your local sandwich shop tells you a fried oyster po-boy “dressed” is healthier than a Caesar salad.

You know the definition of “dressed.”

You can eat Popeye’s, Haydel’s, and Zapp’s for lunch and wash it down with Barq’s and several Abitas, without losing it all on your stoop.

The four seasons in your year are: crawfish, shrimp, Crab, and King Cake.

You “wrench” your hands in the sink with an onion bar to get the crawfish smell off.

You’re not afraid when someone wants to “ax you something.”

You don’t learn until high school that Mardi Gras is not a national holiday.

You don’t realize until high school what a “county” is.

You believe that purple, green, and gold look good together (and you will even eat things those colors).

You go to buy a new winter coat (what most people would refer to as a windbreaker) and throw your arms up in the air to make sure it allows enough
room to catch Mardi Gras beads.

Your last name isn’t pronounced the way it’s spelled.

You know what a nutria rat is but you still pick it to represent your baseball team.

You have spent a summer afternoon on the Lake Pontchartrain seawall catching blue crabs.

You describe a color as “K&B Purple.”

You like your rice and politics dirty.

You pronounce the largest city in the state as “Nawlins.”

A friend gets in trouble for roaches in his car and you wonder if it was palmettos or those little ones that go after the french fries that fell under
the seat.

You know those big roaches can fly, but you’re able to sleep at night anyway.

You assume everyone has mosquito swarms in their backyard.

You realize the rainforest is less humid than Louisiana.

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What Are the Telltale Signs of Someone Counting Cards at a Casino Table?

What are telltale signs of card counting at a casino table?: originally appeared on Quora: The best answer to any question. Ask a question, get a great answer. Learn from experts and access insider knowledge. You can follow Quora on Twitter, Facebook, and Google+.

Answer by David Shi, Former Blackjack player

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In blackjack, if you count cards, it’s very easy to tell if other players are counting. Counting cards changes your play style in certain ways. You will tend to bet high when the “count” is high, and bet lower when the “count” is lower. Even with different counting systems, counting always points in the same direction. If someone is betting high when the count is high and lowering the bet when it drops, then perhaps he or she is counting. Is the person sitting out when you are sitting out? Might be a counter as well. To a counter there are some clear signs. This is why many casinos hire former counters to detect and confirm counters.

If you are not counting cards, there are still many ways to check if someone is counting. If someone bets on average much more towards the end of the shoe than in the beginning, then this is a positive sign that someone is counting (but in no way conclusive). Counters do this sometimes because that’s when the true count is potentially the highest. A high true count indicates a high player win rate. Another way to detect a counter is by seeing bet increases when a number of lower value cards come out and are played. Again, this is in no way conclusive but it is also a positive sign someone is counting. You don’t have to keep a count yourself to notice this behavior.

There are some other plays that are red flags. The first red flag is splitting 10’s. It is a no-no in blackjack to split 10’s. Many blackjack players say only dumb people and card counters would ever split 10’s. If someone split 10’s and is mostly following basic strategy this is very suspicious, especially with a large bet on the table. A lot of advantage players don’t do this anymore, even though it does bring in a bit of advantage.

Taking insurance in blackjack when they have a high bet is also a possible sign of card counting. Basic strategy says never to take insurance. Most people that do take insurance do it when their hand is good (but really insurance means do you think the dealer has blackjack and should never rely on your own hand). Insurance is the single most important play that is outside normal plays that card counters will use. This is why counters still take insurance even if it gives off a possible red flag.

All casino personnel are trained somewhat to recognize suspicious plays. They are on the lookout for people that bet more at the end of the shoe, and then go back to the minimum bet at the beginning of the shoe. They also look out for people that play 2 hands sometimes or play big bets only sometimes. They watch people that bet high sometimes whether or not they are winning or not.

Surrendering 15 sometimes vs a 10 is a sign of card counting (basic strategy says to do it always). Making a play like standing 16 vs 10 sometimes is also one. The key is consistency. If someone isn’t consistent with some strategy either they are beginners and don’t know basic strategy, or they are counting and using basic strategy variations. Standing 12v2 at a higher bet but hitting at lower bets is another example of a basic strategy variation. Hitting 12v4 around half the time is another example.

I personally start paying attention to people’s play when I see them playing good basic strategy. Unfortunately, this is rare. Playing good perfect strategy includes surrendering properly, and doing a few trickier correct moves (like doubling correct soft hands). This led to noticing a number of counters at casinos. They raise bets when I raise, and then lower bets when I lower them. One guy I am certain was a counter asked the dealer who was going to switch out to play 1 more hand (when the dealers switch out of some pitch games, they drop the shoe). The guy proceeded to spread his bet to 2 hands and the running count was about 10 in a double deck with maybe a little over a deck left to play (which is a large advantage for the player). The same guy also ramped his bet up from $ 25 to $ 250 fairly quickly in the previous shoe which was also really high count. What was more telling was he smiled at me and left right after the dealer played an extra hand and said “well looks like one of us has to leave”. It is bad for 2 counters to play at the same table and he knew that. Maybe if the guy disguised his greedy play better, it wouldn’t have been as clear, but that was probably the most clear cut example of a counter that I have personally encountered.

A common misconception is that a card counter always wins. They don’t always win. They are expected to win in the long run, but even while counting winning is nearly 50/50. The advantage gained from counting is around 1-2%.

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Man Replaces Pet Store Signs With What We’re All Really Thinking

If more ads were brutally honest like these, we’d all be better for it.

The awesome Internet guy behind Pleated Jeans, Jeff Wysaski — and one of HuffPost’s Funniest Tumblr Bloggers — plays one of our new favorite games: He replaces normal products and signage with items that only folks like us who spend way too much time on the Internet understand and appreciate.

In the latest antic featured on his Tumblr page, Obvious Plant, Wysaski replaces his local pet shop’s signs with new, knee-slappin’ descriptions.

Looking to buy a turtle? Wysaski calls it a “Regular Boring Normal Turtle” that is “not teenaged, not mutant, not ninja.” Can you not see any fish in the shop’s tank? That’s because it’s inhabited by an “Invisible Jenny” that could use a few “tiny sweaters.”

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Allen Iverson Signs With Stance Socks

Allen Iverson officially retired from the NBA two years ago, but his influence is still potent. So it makes sense that A.I. has signed with Stance to be the sock brand’s latest ambassador. 

Stance made the announcement today (May 28), and the Virginia native joints Klay Thompson, Chandler Parsons, Dwyane Wade and more in becoming one of the brand’s official endorsers.

Says Stance:

Simply put, Allen Iverson is the uncommon thread. Over the course of a 14 year NBA career, Iverson averaged a staggering 26.7 points, 6.2 assists and 2.2 steals per game. The long-time Philadelphia 76er was voted onto 11 All-Star teams, was named NBA MVP in 2001 and is a surefire hall of famer. As impactful as his game was on the court, though, the 6-0 dynamo made an even bigger cultural dent off of it. The native of Virginia brought cornrows, tats and headbands to the NBA. He brought style, attitude and hip-hop to the league. More than that, he brought them to pop culture. In short, Iverson made it OK to be yourself, to be uncompromising, to be real. He made it OK to be uncommon.

Can’t hurt A.I.’s bottom line to get another dependable check coming in. Peep Stance’s exclusive interview with Iverson below.

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Jaden Smith Signs On As Super Hero Static Shock

Tyler James Williams, of The Walking Dead fame, dropped a bombshell on the internet this weekend when she revealed that Jaden Smith has been confirmed as Static Shock.

Williams, best known for “Everybody Hates Chris,” was somewhat coerced by fans into making the admission.

He was conducting an interview about the lack of young, Black superheroes when fans yelled “Static Shock” and “Spiderman.” He then said, “But yeah no, it’s great to see Static Shock is happening with Jaden.”

Jaden has been long-rumored to be playing Static Shock, a DC Comics superhero.

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9 Signs You’re Finally in a Mature, Adult Relationship

This was originally published at www.elitedaily.com

Media dictates so much in today’s world — including relationships.

Whether portraying unrequited love, forbidden love or passionate love, the media’s ideas of love all have something in common: drama.

After all, drama drives the media.

But, guess what? When you’re in a dramatic relationship, this reality isn’t so appealing. Dramatic relationships are just plain sh*tty, and there’s nothing romantic or alluring about that.

Real relationships, to be quite honest, could almost be considered boring, and the media doesn’t value “boring.”

For years, I bought into the idea that a relationship needed some type of drama to be legitimized. As I’m settling down, I’m realizing how truly wrong and exhausting that mentality was.

For the first time in… well, ever, I’m in a healthy, mature relationship. It’s different than previous relationships I’ve had because this one is real. It is solid. It is stable. It is everything I’ve ever wanted, and everything I didn’t know I needed.

It’s also everything I ran away from in the past because it just seemed too “boring.” Only now am I realizing that there is a difference between a boring relationship and a stable, mature one.

1. Being your significant other’s partner isn’t hard.

Until recently, I always struggled when I was in a relationship. Feelings of uncertainty and anxiety were overwhelmingly normal, while feeling secure in the relationship was not.

Maybe this is obvious, but it shouldn’t be the case. Being someone’s partner should come easily rather than feel like a chore or a responsibility.

2. You don’t have to be in contact 24/7.

Part of an adult relationship is realizing that each person has his or her own world, separate of one another. This means that being together all the time or constantly texting just isn’t feasible, and that is OK.

Actually, it’s even nice. I love my boyfriend, but if I talked to him constantly, I’d go crazy.

3. You don’t want to change your significant other.

I’ll admit that I have a history of seeking out broken people and trying to fix them, which never ends well. This isn’t the case in a healthy relationship.

In a healthy relationship, changing your partner shouldn’t even be a desire on your radar. Changing annoying little habits is one thing, but changing or fixing who someone is as a person should not be your goal. Maybe he or she isn’t perfect, but he or she shouldn’t have to be.

4. Your significant other balances you out — and even calls you out.

Rather than always agreeing on every aspect of life, your relationship tests and challenges your views. Your partner brings new views to light — possibly ideas that oppose your own.

When you don’t agree on a topic, it isn’t the end of the world. You acknowledge each other’s positions and move on.

5. Discussing the future isn’t scary.

In immature relationships, there is less certainty and less communication about the status of the relationship, therefore less willingness to discuss the future.

In an adult relationship, plans can be made months in advance without stopping to wonder where the relationship will or won’t be.

6. You may disagree, but you don’t all-out fight.

Observing how the other person argues and adjusting your own style is a learning process, but part of a mature relationship. For example, I tend to shut down when I am angry, whereas my boyfriend is more direct.

Adjusting to this was difficult at first, but now that we know each other’s style of disagreement, we are able to communicate in a more mature manner.

7. Showing your love becomes more important than verbally expressing it.

It used to irritate me that I am more vocal about telling my boyfriend I love him. He, on the other hand, doesn’t say it as often, but shows it in his actions.

Over time, I’ve realized that this is preferable to hearing it all the time. Sometimes love is in the day-to-day actions rather than the literal words, and this is definitely a more mature viewpoint.

8. Jealousy is a non-issue because the relationship is founded on trust.

In an adult relationship, the male can have female friends and vice-versa without the world coming to a screeching halt. Each partner is secure in the other’s commitment and does not possess an unfounded worry about cheating or dishonesty.

9. You’re in sync with one another — mentally and physically.

This may sound like it’s about sex, but it is not the case. It’s more about knowing a person so well and having developed such a connection that his or her smallest movement can be predicted — or sentences finished. It’s about him or her becoming an extension of you in a healthy way.

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Often when people start worrying that a partner is cheating on them, they are told that they’re being paranoid, that they are just being jealous, or crazy, or clingy, and it’s their concerns that are endangering the relationship, not infidelity. And, sometimes, that’s absolutely true. Relationships have to be built on trust, and if you’re constantly obsessing about your partner cheating, then you’re not allowing that trust to happen. The only way that relationships can last in the long term is if we let our partners have the independence that everyone deserves. 

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10 Signs You’re Being Raised by a Nurse

There are lots of nurses in my family, including my mother, who has been a nursery nurse for almost 40 years. So I know a thing or two about being raised by a nurse…

1. You have to be bleeding to death or unconscious to go to the emergency room. When my dad started complaining of chest pain in the middle of the night and said he wanted to go to the ER, my mom warned him that it better not be his gallbladder. Halfway to the ER, she made him go back home so she could get her scrubs… you know, ’cause she worked the next day :/ Needless to say, it was not his gallbladder. You guessed it, he was having a heart attack. I’m so glad he’s still around to not let her live that one down… Oh, and she didn’t notify any of her kids until the next morning, because “he didn’t die,” so she didn’t want to wake us up. I found out from a coworker who called me and said she was praying for our family :/

2. Dinner conversations are graphic. Think your day was bad?!? Asking a nurse about their day prompts a story that is borderline perverse and grotesque.  Hands down, their.day.was.worse. Trust me. And anyone who has ever eaten with a nurse knows that eventually the weirdest, grossest, craziest and best parts of their day will be retold.

3. You have a healthy fear of coming within a 15-foot radius of them when they get home from work. You stay away until they strip down and bathe in 103 degree water. It’s weird how they rarely get sick or worry about catching whatever their patient is trying to dish out, but they are very concerned about passing anything to you. 

4. They have almost any medication you could ever need in their medicine cabinet (or purse). You know, just in case there’s an apocalypse, or a sudden national shortage of Amoxicillin. It may be three years old, but hey, they have it if you need it 🙂 Have a headache? We got you covered. Upset stomach? Here you go. Nauseated? Here’s just what you need…

5. They work weird days of the week, and their schedules are made three months in advance.  And if your parent is a nurse, asking them to try to switch with someone at work is like asking them to go to the dentist, for a root canal, for fun. They make it to 50% of soccer games, dance recitals and school holiday parties. You know, because most nurses work every other weekend!

6. They have a lot of “bring-a-dish” parties. Of course, someone has to sign up for drinks and paper plates 🙂 But nurses love food!  They could go into a carb-coma at any of these parties, it’s like a feast of every type of carb…

7. Medical terminology is their terminology.  My daughter doesn’t say she has “bad poops.” She will come to me and say she has diarrhea. Then she’ll tell me what color it is, and what she ate before getting her upset stomach.  And she’s 9.  Her brother has a penis, babies come out of vaginas and when she’s nauseated she tells me she’s going to vomit. She must have heard it from a nurse…

8. Someone at their work is probably collecting money for someone — or something.  Every week, nurses are scrounging around for money for a wedding or a funeral, or needing a gift for someone who is going to have a baby (or a grandbaby). It’s just what they do.

9. Their kids, friends, neighbors and strangers ask them for all sorts of medical advice. Growing up, I was never afraid to ask my nurse mom absolutely anything.  From girlie problems to sex questions to bathroom issues, nothing was off limits. In fact… have a question?  Just ask a nurse!

10. They can handle any kind of crazy their kids could ever think about dishing out.  Because however crazy their kids may act, they’ve seen that kind of crazy and MUCH worse from a past patient. If you were raised by a nurse, they can handle your kind of crazy. Nurses know how to de-escalate all kinds of situations 🙂

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10 Signs Your Relationship Is Over

Sometimes it can be difficult to spot the signs that your relationship is over. Maybe things aren’t as good as they used to be. Perhaps one of you has been unhappy recently and you can’t figure out why. Here are 10 signs that your relationship is over.

1. Who Are You?
When you first started dating, there was no subject that was off-limits. You and your man could talk all day and all night long. He was your best friend and the person you called multiple times a day. Now, trying to have a conversation with him is worse than having your teeth pulled.

2. Bye Bye Sex
Has your man lost interest in sex… with you? You put on your sexiest lingerie, but just he isn’t interested. Does he tell you that he’s not in the mood or that he’s tired or had a long day? If you can’t remember the last time you got busy between the sheets, you’re about to embark on a really long dry spell, which is one of the main signs that your relationship is over.

3. Orgasm Who?
When the relationship was just beginning, you were having orgasms around the clock. They were so frequent that you thought life couldn’t get any better. You were literally in sex heaven. Now, you don’t remember the last time you had one. An orgasm is a woman’s way of connecting with her man. If there’s no orgasm, there’s no connection. Realize it might be time to say goodbye to your relationship.

4. Call Me!
The roles have reversed. In the beginning he used to call you, text you and send you cute love notes all the time. Now, you’re the one constantly calling him. What happened? His heart just isn’t in the relationship anymore.

5. Shower Time
Has your man been taking really long showers? He’s in there for a while and you wonder what he could possibly be doing? If his long shower time has become a routine, he’s probably not just rinsing off…

6. Where’d The Fun Go?
When you first met, your boyfriend was Mr. Romantic. He loved surprising you with home-cooked dinner nights and incredible vacations. Now, trying to get him to take you on a date is practically impossible.

7. Hey, Friends
Have you been spending a lot of extra time with your friends? Is your man busy that you haven’t seen him in weeks? Red flag.

8. Work, Work, Work
Is your boyfriend turning into a workaholic? He always spent a lot of time at the office, but now he seems to have work events every other night. I hate to be the bearer of bad news, but it sounds like he’s avoiding you.

9. Forget Me Not

Does he seem really absent-minded these days? Does he forget all special occasions like holidays and anniversaries? Perhaps he’s trying to send you little subconscious hints that he doesn’t want to be in the relationship anymore.

10. World War III
Does it feel like you’re fighting a war in your personal life? If you and your partner are always at each other’s throats, something is clearly wrong. It’s common for couples to fight. If they didn’t, make-up sex wouldn’t be as much fun as it is. But there’s a fine line between healthy fighting and fighting incessantly with no resolution.

If your life sounds anything like this article, it’s time to make a change. You’re too good to settle for anything but the best.

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17 Signs You’re Definitely Not A Chill Girl

If you think “go with the flow” sounds more like a bad tampon slogan than a valid suggestion for future plans, you’re probably not chill.

The trope of the Cool Girl, the Chill Girl’s trendy older sister, was first outlined by Gillian Flynn in her novel-turned-movie “Gone Girl”:

“Being the Cool Girl means I am a hot, brilliant, funny woman who adores football, poker, dirty jokes, and burping, who plays video games, drinks cheap beer, loves threesomes and anal sex, and jams hot dogs and hamburgers into her mouth like she’s hosting the world’s biggest culinary gang bang while somehow maintaining a size 2, because Cool Girls are above all hot.”

A few sentences later, Flynn debunks that nonsense: “Men actually think this girl exists.” (Hint: she doesn’t).

In an April article on Medium, writer Alana Massey took the myth of the Cool Girl one step further, articulating exactly who The Chill Girl is. Massey describes the Chill Girl as the Cool Girl but less interesting and without passion. “Chill is what Cool would look like with a lobotomy and no hobbies,” she writes.

Second spoiler alert: The Chill Girl doesn’t exist either.

Sure, some women give off that it’s-totally-cool-to-never-define-this-relationship-let-me-go-chug-a-beer now air — and for a few unicorn women out there, it’s genuine. But in most cases, “chill” is just a veneer society has forced on women because it’s painted as attractive. It’s the idea that women shouldn’t have needs — or God forbid be “needy.” We’re not supposed to demand what makes us happy, we’re not supposed to have strong opinions, and were certainly not supposed to insist that We Talk About This Now.

“Chill” is a bullsh*t parasite that stifles female (and male) complexity in favor of being “attractive.” But how does keeping quiet about what we want and need make us more desirable?

I am not the Chill Girl by any stretch, and I’m not Cool by most definitions either. It’s time to take a stand. It’s time to rid the world of “Yeah bro, she’s totally chill,” and make “Yeah bro, she’s totally Type-A and completely anal” the next big thing. Who’s with me?

Without further ado, here are 17 signs you are definitely not chill:

1. “I’ll call you when I wake up” makes you twitch. Cause like, is that 10 or noon? Should I have a snack before brunch?

2. You have “What is the plan?” as a canned text message. And you expect a precise answer each time you send it.

3. But seriously, you really just need to know what time.

4. Relaxing is not relaxing.What is appealing about lying on the beach for more than 5 minutes? Don’t even get me started about meditation.

5. “We’re just hanging out” is not a phrase you will ever say while maintaining normal blood pressure. What does that even mean? ARE YOU MY BOYFRIEND JUST TELL ME NOW?

6. “We’re gonna see where this goes” is also foreign to you. Like, are we going to sit down next Tuesday and evaluate where our relationship has been, then plan out the next logical steps? If so, sounds great!

7. Monica on “Friends” is your spirit animal. ‘Nuff said.

8. Even your dog has been on Prozac. RIP Simon, you neurotic mutt, you.

9. You’re not gonna watch football just become some cool dude or lady wants you to. If you like football, then you’ll watch football! But if you don’t, you’re not pretending you care about which guy with a helmet ran into the other one harder. (That is how they keep score, right?)

10. Nightmare sentence: “Ohhh wanna pop by Coachella this weekend?” LOL, never.

11. Loud, crowded bars and clubs are the death of you. Oh yeah, let’s just stare at each other and fist pump while you spill beer on me that sounds soooo fun.

12. You actually called your parents when you saw someone smoking pot at a party in high school. “Mom, can you come get me? I feel uncomfortable.”

13. “Whatever” is not in your vocabulary. I have an opinion and I am going to tell it to you right now.

14. No two words make you angrier than “Calm down.” Can’t. Even.

15. Dishes in the sink make you question your faith in humanity. Just don’t.

16. It’s your way or the highway. It’s not that I don’t value your opinion (lol), but my plan is the most productive and efficient, so just go with it.

17. But for real, don’t f**king tell me 10:10 if you mean 10:40 or 11.

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9 Signs Your Marriage Was Doomed From The Start

Sometimes, cold feet are a sign of something far more serious than a case of pre-wedding jitters.

What doubts are particularly foreboding prior to marriage? Below, experts weigh in with nine signs that your relationship may have been doomed from the start.

1. You were just too different.
He’s a Republican, she’s left of Al Franken. Her weekends and evenings are filled with CrossFit and adult kickball, his life is centered around League of Legend tournaments. Everyone likes to idealize the opposites-attract relationship, but when push comes to shove, those differences oftentimes get the best of a couple, especially when there are also communication problems, said divorce attorney Morghan Richardson.

“In real life, the dynamic that made the dating relationship exciting can eventually erode the marriage if the couple doesn’t learn how to grow their communication skills,” she said. “As you may have learned firsthand, some clashes — especially those related to religious beliefs — are nearly impossible to find middle ground on.”

2. Your partner monopolized all of your time.
It’s completely understandable that you wanted to spend every waking moment with your S.O. when you first got together. But if your partner got jealous when you spent time with friends and family, that’s when you should have taken a big step back, said Jim Walkup, a licensed marriage and family therapist.

“You may now remember your partner’s jealous and suspicious interrogations about anything you did without him or her, and if you sought to reassure your partner, you were met with distrust,” Walkup said. “Today you probably recognize that as a need to control. Unfortunately, that’s a deep-seated character flaw that all too often goes unaddressed in relationships.”

3. Waitstaff were treated like second-class citizens.
What’s the best way to get a quick read of a partner’s character early on? Watch how he or she treats waitstaff at a restaurant. If a date is rude, it’s in your best interest to say “check, please” and run, advises Karyl McBride, a licensed marriage and family therapist and author.

“If your ex treated others badly in public — like being unkind to waitstaff — or generally seemed to think they were deserving of having their needs met immediately, it should have set off alarms,” McBride said. “Typically how a person treats others is how they will end up treating you and your children in the long run.”

4. You never discussed your future.
It’s not necessarily exciting to map out plans for your financial future as a couple. But a baseline understanding of your partner’s hopes for the years to come could have helped you stave off divorce, said Florida divorce attorney Krista Barth.

“From the beginning, you should have known if your spouse was drowning in consumer debt or was more about keeping up the appearance of having money than actually earning,” Barth said. “That’s vital information.”

5. The sex was mediocre at best.
The sex isn’t going to be mind-blowing at every stage of your relationship. Still, if it wasn’t anything to write home about to begin with, you may have made a major mistake in getting married, said Abby Rodman, a psychotherapist and author of Should You Marry Him?: A No-Nonsense, Therapist-Tested Guide to Not Screwing Up the Biggest Decision of Your Life.

“Making a lifelong commitment to someone you have a blah sex life with is rarely good idea,” she said. “Perhaps you thought your partner’s good qualities would make up for a less-than-great sex life.”

Eventually, she said, you and your libido probably realized that compromise wasn’t for the best.

6. There was verbal abuse.
It’s not easy to identify a verbally abusive partner in the beginning stages of a relationship — he or she is too busy trying to charm and win you over, said dating expert and author Marina Sbrochi. That said, there are warning signs to be more cognizant of in the future.

“Your partner might have insulted you and quickly claimed they were joking when you protested,” Sbrochi said. “But slowly, the need for control ramped up and so did the insults.”

No relationship is perfect and sometimes people say things they don’t mean, Sbrochi admitted. “But normal people apologize and don’t do it again. Little by little, verbal abusers will bring you under control until you have lost yours.”

7. Friends and family weren’t supportive of the relationship.
Your S.O was never going to be universally loved by everyone in your life. Still, it should have given you pause if there was a general consensus among friends and family that your partner wasn’t right for you, Walkup said.

“Those close to you may have said that you were becoming a person they no longer recognized and personally, you may have started to dread their feedback,” the marriage therapist explained. “Whenever your partner starts to take you away from the values others know are important to you, you should be concerned.”

8. You didn’t make career decisions together.
Even the best laid career plans can be interrupted by the ups-and-downs of the job market. If you never had a discussion about your career ambitions — or how you’d react if things didn’t go as planned — you were already at a severe disadvantage, said Richardson.

“We’ve had several cases where a husband or wife seemed ambitious: studying for an advanced degree or making efforts to get U.S. credentials for foreign studies,” the divorce attorney explained. “When those efforts failed, they gave up, which left the other spouse feeling betrayed. Planning for the best and the worst needs to happen.”

9. You felt compelled to change for your partner.
You want to be the best version of yourself when you’re in a relationship. If your partner subtly or not-so-subtly suggested you needed to change, it should have been a red flag, Rodman said.

“That change may have been a small one that’s always rankled you or a life-changing one that left you wondering how you’d be able to commit to it,” the psychotherapist said. “It goes without saying that any relationship based on you not being your authentic self will find itself in rocky straits before long.”

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5 Signs Your Narcissist Is Ready To Move On

Falling in love with a narcissist feels like you’ve finally entered the fairy tale relationship you’ve always wanted. Everything is perfect – you are doted on, the passion is like nothing you’ve experienced, and you are told, “You’re finally the one for me,” making you feel like you’ve been chosen out of all the others.

But the catch is, you don’t know you have fallen for a narcissist until it’s too late – you’ve fallen hard or worse, you’re now married which makes it more difficult for you to break free. You may start to see some red flags, but you’re not entirely sure – and if you’re a people pleaser, you likely question yourself before you question your partner.

No matter where you are in your relationship, there are actual signs where your prince or princess charming begins to show their true narcissistic self. It’s important to understand that your partner isn’t “changing.” Like a chameleon, a narcissist must blend in with healthy, socially functioning people so that they can perpetuate their false sense of self. Their colors change but they’re still a chameleon.

Unfortunately, they can never uphold their camouflage for too long, which is why they must need new things, new people and new supply so they can discard the old (which ends up being you).

Here are 5 signs that your chameleon is finally showing their true colors, as well as preparing for their next round of narcissistic supply.

1) Doting turns into negating: You were once told that you are smart, attractive and fun, and your outgoing nature was a major turn-on, but now your narcissist sees you as the opposite. Your intelligence is now seen as cunning, your attractiveness is now overzealous, and your wit and humor are now vulgar. The very wonderful traits they once loved about you are now the “reason” for the relationship’s demise, and they remind you of it daily.

2) Your success becomes a threat: Perhaps you’ve been promoted or you won that award you’ve been seeking, but instead of praise you’re blamed for working too hard or seeking too much attention. All of your accomplishments are deemed as threats to your partner’s very existence, because they know they can’t keep up with you. You also threaten their own spotlight of receiving praise and approval from others, so you will be told that your successes aren’t that great, so pipe down.

3) They are Jekyll at the office and Hyde when at home: Everyone loves Jekyll and thinks you are so lucky to be married to such a charming, charismatic person. But when Hyde returns home, you are faced with moodiness, rage, disorder, alcoholism, isolation, and an unwillingness to take part in family activities. This Jekyll and Hyde routine occurs because it is exhausting to maintain a false sense of self eight hours a day, and they ultimately resent you and your family for reminding them of their true inabilities.

4) Your approval of them no longer matters: You used to be the one and only person whose opinion truly mattered, but now a compliment to them goes unnoticed. At this point, if your narcissist is disgusted by you, your compliments are deemed as needy and desperate. They must now go elsewhere to seek approval from those they still admire, and whom haven’t caught on to their narcissistic ways.

5) Their empathy turns into apathy: Your illness or bad day at the office was once empathized with chicken soup or a bouquet of flowers. But now, no matter how hard you have it, they remind you that they have it worse than you. And as you try harder and harder to get an ounce of empathy, it backfires with only apathy. And this is probably the hardest thing about loving a narcissist – because when your emotional needs go unmet, you continue to chase after them which puts your self-esteem in severe jeopardy. Once your self-esteem is gone, you run the risk of staying with your narcissist long-term, because you don’t think you can do any better.

The double edged sword of loving a narcissist is that the very qualities that attracted you to them are what they resent the most, because they know deep down they cannot ever mirror your greatness.

And because you are the one closest to them, you become “onto them,” and begin to question their behavior. A narcissist’s greatest fear is being exposed that they are no longer truly special, which is why they must have abundant supply from abundant sources. Which leaves you, their partner, abandoned, discarded, abused, and traumatized.

If you find these behavior patterns ring true for your relationship, break free as soon as possible. They will never change, merely because they think they don’t have to.

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4 Signs Your Marriage Is Doomed For Divorce

Are there tell-tell signs that a couple’s marriage will end in divorce? Renowned researcher Dr. John Gottman thinks so.

For 40 years, the University of Washington psychology professor and his team at the Gottman Institute have studied thousands of couples‘ interactions to determine the key predictors of divorce.

The predictors — which Gottman calls “the four horsemen of the apocalypse” — are more commonplace than you’d think: criticism (sharing a complaint while putting the blame on your partner), contempt (negative thoughts about your partner coming from a position of superiority), defensiveness (self-protecting either in the form of victimizing yourself or righteous indignation) and stonewalling (emotionally withdrawing from your partner.)

Check out the infographic below for more on what the Gottman Institute has gleaned from four decades of research.

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God, No!: Signs You May Already Be an Atheist and Other Magical Tales (Unabridged) – Penn Jillette

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God, No!: Signs You May Already Be an Atheist and Other Magical Tales (Unabridged)

Penn Jillette

Genre: Comedy

Price: $ 17.95

Publish Date: August 16, 2011

© ℗ © 2011 Brilliance Audio

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‘The Comeback’ Signs Off With A Stunning Season Finale

Rarely is television able to capture anything as graceful or thought-provoking as the second season of “The Comeback.” For something that lays out its premise in such a bare way, the eight-episode journey of Valerie Cherish, set nine years after we first met her, spoke to everything the show has worked to accomplish. For the first time in the series’ history, Val is free from a prying camera lens, and we are able to see some of the comedy’s most unbridled emotions.

Despite whispering to Andy Cohen that she “get[s] it now” — “it” being reality television, following her calamitous attempt to join the “Real Housewives of Beverly Hills” cast — Val obviously does not “get it.” Very little about the way Val comports herself in front of reality cameras is real, which is part of why Season 2 has remained so pleasantly punishing. We expect most characters to grow in some way, but with Val we get the opposite. After seeing her accept the role on “Seeing Red,” simulate a blow job onscreen and bomb at The Groundlings, Valerie’s marriage — the one consistent source of support in her life — begins to crumble. It was one thing to see Mark move out; no way could he survive the intrusive presence of the “Seeing Red” crew in their house. But when Val kept her wire on during their important reunion dinner, we moved past marital decay and into a degree of miscalculation that leapt beyond any of her past transgressions. If Valerie’s marriage molders but she wins an Emmy as Jane’s cameras roll, it’s enough to say that there is no such thing as a real Valerie. The scenes in which Val and Mark forgot there was a camera embedded in their bedroom, when glimmers of honesty and comfort shone through, would have been for naught.

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Instead, Val leaves the Emmys to go see Mickey in the hospital when his cancer flares up, and the show loses its ugly quality and morphs into the very thing Valerie wanted all along: the beauty of a well-produced television show, one in which she’d strut around with a literal glow hugging her frame. In Valerie’s ideal world, she’d get the laugh, the cry and the cheer, all according to the script that was handed to her. She’s got to give the people what they want, you know?

Valerie thought she got what she wanted with an Emmy nomination, people cheering when she arrives at a pre-party and advances from her hunky former co-star (Kellan Lutz). We know she didn’t. It isn’t until there’s no script and no producer instructing her that Val finds security. She leaves the ugliness of reality TV, and we get a third-party look as she panics about the odds of losing one of the people most loyal to making each of her performances look their best. By the time she arrives at the hospital, Mickey is okay and Mark is awed at her decision to abandon the award show before her category is announced. (By the way, how fun was it to discover Val was up against Julie Bowen, Anna Chlumsky, Laverne Cox and Sofia Vergara?)

At last, Valerie got, as the finale’s title indicates, everything she wanted — and realized she didn’t need to perform to do so. Isn’t that part of what the show has implied all along? We treasure Val’s ridiculousness, but we also know there’s a real person in there who might emerge if Val would remove the mask she insists on donning most of the time. She may have to step into a Dorothy-leaving-Kansas meditation to get there, but this is still the Val we’ve known since “Room & Bored,” the one who’s desperate for admiration. The only difference is that, for a few moments, the facade that’s made us cringe was stripped away. The episode’s warmth created a shocking finale that confirmed everything we love about the show’s acerbic calculations.

Did we need a “lesson” to feel good about “The Comeback”? Of course not. But after years away from it, do we really need a revived show to retread the same material? Time and wisdom have a direct correlation, which is part of why the return of “Arrested Development” fell flat. In keeping, the finale seems to say “The Comeback” isn’t just a show about an industry — it’s about a person.

Michael Patrick King and Lisa Kudrow have demurred about whether there’s more life in “The Comeback.” (Sean Hayes, who guest-starred on the finale and is pals with Kudrow, said it’s already a done deal.) One of the finale’s major accomplishments is tying a satisfying bow around this wonderful, turbulent season. We could leave Valerie forever and feel like we finally got a full picture. But it also proves that revisiting the show in another several years is HBO’s best course. Let Val and Mark go to the Emmy after-parties — “Uh, have we met?” is the perfect response when Mark asks if she still wants to go; see, she hasn’t changed! — but let’s check back in on them after another set of hurdles and another attempt at self-realization has set in. It turns out “The Comeback” isn’t so much about lack of growth; it’s about learning how (and when) to grow. For Valerie Cherish, it was a very specific journey. It’s not done yet. There will be a next phase, another comeback — we have no reason to believe otherwise. Valerie can gain some enlightenment and still flirt with the dark side. Laura Dern built an entire character off that concept. But now that we’ve stepped off the red carpet and into Valerie’s Kansas, the show has proven it was about achieving happiness all along. The teary-eyed sentimentality it took to get there shouldn’t distract from the continued mission to remain true to Valerie Cherish — good, bad, ugly and impossibly beautiful.

In the meantime, give Lisa Kudrow all the awards in the world. There wasn’t a better television performance this year.
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When did bar signs get so judgmental?

Maybe we’ve had a few too many Old Fashioneds, but somewhere along the line, the chalkboard stationed outside our local watering hole started taking aim at the sad, sorry state of our personal lives.

Below, 12 bar signs that know a little too much about our love lives — or lack thereof.

This sign knows you’ve been through the wringer.

And that when you’ve thrown back enough drinks, you’ll find almost anything romantic.

You don’t have a date on Valentine’s Day? This bar sign has heard.

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This sign knows that you’ve got 99 problems… but a lack of drink shouldn’t be one.

And this one realizes that long-term relationships really aren’t your thing right now.

That’s because they know where your real priorities lie.

Bar signs have figured out that you are lonely — and easily fooled.

This sign even has a request.

Insults are bar signs’ forte.

Sure, bar signs can be a little jerk-y, but sometimes they’re borderline helpful. Like here:

Or here:

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And sometimes — and this is rare — a bar sign actually has something constructive to say about your love life:

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Best relationship advice ever? Oh, bar sign, you care about us after all.

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If these signs are accurate, Toronto is officially the safest, and coolest, place on Earth right now.

Artist Andrew Lamb, or so he calls himself on Instagram, has been going around Toronto and adding images of superheroes, video game characters and other pop culture heroes to neighborhood watch signs. Lamb seems to have tagged 56 signs so far, undoubtedly bringing safety to the communities surrounding each one via the visual justice of John McClane to the Care Bears. Check out a couple of our favorites below, and then head over to Lamb’s Instagram page to see them all.

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