My Favorite Half-Night Stand (Unabridged) – Christina Lauren

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My Favorite Half-Night Stand (Unabridged)

Christina Lauren

Genre: Romance

Price: $ 15.95

Publish Date: December 4, 2018

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Stand By Me – The Kingdom Choir

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Stand By Me

The Kingdom Choir

Genre: Pop

Price: $ 9.99

Release Date: October 26, 2018

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Stand and Deliver – Ramon Menendez

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Stand and Deliver

Ramon Menendez

Genre: Drama

Price: $ 7.99

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Release Date: March 11, 1988


Edward James Olmos's Oscar-nominated performance energizes this true-life story of a Los Angeles high school teacher who drives his students on to excellence at calculus.

© © 1988 Warner Bros Entertainment Inc. All Rights Reserved.

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Stand For Love – Peabo Bryson

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Stand For Love

Peabo Bryson

Genre: R&B/Soul

Price: $ 8.99

Release Date: August 3, 2018

© ℗ 2018 Perspective Records

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For many, 2017 was the year of consumer non-spending. Author Ann Patchett even documented her year of no shopping for the New York Times. Many consumers were consciously fitting their lifestyles into popular trends that demanded less material items — tiny homes, upcycling, campervans and co-living concepts.
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Please Stand By – Ben Lewin

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Please Stand By

Ben Lewin

Genre: Drama

Price: $ 9.99

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Release Date: January 26, 2018


From the Academy Award® Nominated Producer of Up In The Air and Executive Producer of Juno. The world is a confusing place for Wendy, a fiercely independent and brilliant young woman with autism. Wendy longs to leave her group home and return to life with her sister’s family and new baby. She is sure that in order to reunite with her family all she needs to do is convince them of her newfound competence and abilities. As a lover of all things Star Trek, Wendy writes in her free time; so when she hears about a Star Trek screenplay competition, she seizes the opportunity to submit her 500 page script and prove her worth. The only problem: if she doesn’t hand it in in person she will miss the deadline! Wendy sneaks out of her group home and travels hundreds of miles outside her protected boundaries and refuses to let anything stop her from achieving her goals.

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Circle Stand

Ron just got a new sports car and was out for a drive when he cut off a truck driver. The trucker motioned for Ron to pull over. When he did, the
driver got out of his truck and pulled a piece of chalk from his pocket. He drew a circle on the road and told Ron to stand in the circle and not
move. He then went to Ron’s new car and cut up the leather seats.

When the truck driver turned around Ron had a slight grin on his face.

“Oh, you think that’s funny?” the trucker asked, “Watch this.” He got a baseball bat out of his truck and broke every window in the car.

When he turned and looked Ron had a smile on his face.

This drove the driver into a rage. He got his knife back out and sliced all the tires. Now Ron was laughing. The truck driver really started to lose
it. He went back to his truck and got a can of gas, poured it on the sports car and set it on fire. He turned around and Ron was laughing so hard he
almost fell down.

“What’s so funny?” The truck driver asked him.

Ron replied, “When you weren’t looking, I stepped outside the circle 4 times.”

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The Last Stand – Sabaton


The Last Stand
Sabaton

Release Date:
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Total Songs:
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Genre:
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Stand By Me – Stephen King

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Stand By Me

Stephen King

Genre: Drama

Price: $ 4.99

Release Date: August 8, 1986


In a small woodsy Oregon town, a group of friends -sensitive Gordie (Wil Wheaton), tough guy Chris (River Phoenix), flamboyant Teddy (Corey Feldman), and scaredy-cat Vern (Jerry O'Connell) – are in search of a missing teenager's body. Wanting to be heroes in each other's and their hometown's eyes, they set out on an unforgettable two-day trek that turns into an odyssey of self-discovery. They sneak smokes, tell tall tales, cuss 'cause it's cool and band together when the going gets tough. When they encounter the town's knife-welding hoods who are also after the body, the boys discover a strength they never knew they had. Stand By Me is a rare and special film about friendship and the indelible experiences of growing up. Filled with humor and suspense, it is based on the novella 'The Body' by Stephen King.

© © 1986 Columbia Pictures Industries, Inc. All Rights Reserved.

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Can’t Stand Losing You: Surviving The Police – Andy Grieve & Lauren Lazin

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Can’t Stand Losing You: Surviving The Police

Andy Grieve & Lauren Lazin

Genre: Documentary

Price: $ 9.99

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Release Date: March 20, 2015


Based on the acclaimed memoir by renowned guitarist Andy Summers, CAN'T STAND LOSING YOU follows Summers' journey from his early days in the psychedelic 60s music scene, when he played with The Animals, to chance encounters with drummer Stewart Copeland and bassist/vocalist Sting, which led to the formation of a punk trio, The Police. During the band's phenomenal rise and its dissolution at the height of their popularity in the early 80s, Summers captured history with his candid photographs. Utilizing rare archival footage and insights from the guitarist's side of the stage, CAN'T STAND LOSING YOU is "a unique exploration of the trio's history" (National Post) that brings together past and present as the band members reunite, thirty years later, for a massive world tour.

© © 2012 Cinema Libre Studio

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Overly Excited Tourist Can’t Stand The Heat In Victorville

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HBO Presents: Dr. Ben Carson – Stand Up Comedy

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Not Dating: Episode 1 – “One Night Stand”

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We Stand With WDBJ: Media Outlets Unite

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Couldn’t Stand the Weather – Stevie Ray Vaughan & Double Trouble

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Couldn’t Stand the Weather

Stevie Ray Vaughan & Double Trouble

Genre: Blues

Price: $ 9.99

Release Date: December 31, 1983

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Stand Up – The Remixes (feat. Natalie Hawkins) – StarStruck


Stand Up – The Remixes (feat. Natalie Hawkins)
StarStruck

Release Date:
August 24, 2015
Total Songs:
10

Genre:
Dance

Price:
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Marcus Mumford injures fan with guitar stand

Marcus Mumford injured a fan after throwing a guitar stand into the audience during a recent concert. Mumford & Sons is in the midst of its “Gentleman Of The Road” tour, which stopped in Walla Walla, Washington last weekend. During the encore, Mumford and his band mates were rocking out to “Ditmas” when he was apparently motivated to hurl the guitar stand into the audience. The metal rod went …
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X-Men: The Last Stand – Brett Ratner

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X-Men: The Last Stand

Brett Ratner

Genre: Action & Adventure

Price: $ 14.99

Rental Price: $ 2.99

Release Date: May 26, 2006


Experience the awesome power of The X-Men's epic, final battle. Join well-known mutant heroes and villains, and meet a cadre of all-new warriors — including Angel, Beast, Juggernaut and Colossus — in this thrilling, explosive adventure! After a controversial cure is discovered, mutants can choose to retain their superhuman abilities or give up their unique gifts and become normal. When peaceful mutant leader Charles Xavier (Patrick Stewart) clashes with his militant counterpart, Magneto (Ian McKellen), the battle lines are drawn for the war to end all wars. Bursting with nonstop action and spectacular special effects, X-Men The Last Stand is a force of nature that will blow you away!

© © 2006 Twentieth Century Fox Film Corporation. All rights reserved.

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Terrence Howard — Cries On Stand

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How To Help Your Kids Stand On Their Own

While parenting can be one of the most rewarding jobs, it can also be daunting. “There is a natural age-old tension that all parents face between nurturing and protecting your child — making sure they have what they need and they’re safe — versus preparing them [for the world], which means you’ve got to let them scrape knees,” says Dr. Phil in the video above. “You’ve got to get them out there to learn what they need to learn. Over-indulgence is not a gift to children.”

Explaining that we live in an “eat what you kill world,” Dr. Phil adds, “If we allow our children to get by without being the absolute best that they can be, without using all their skills, ability, traits and characteristics, we truly are cheating them. Don’t feed your own dependency needs by keeping them close to you. Help them stand on their own.”

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Can’t Stand Losing You: Surviving The Police – Andy Grieve & Lauren Lazin

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Can’t Stand Losing You: Surviving The Police

Andy Grieve & Lauren Lazin

Genre: Documentary

Price: $ 12.99

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Release Date: March 20, 2015


Based on the acclaimed memoir by renowned guitarist Andy Summers, Can't Stand Losing You follows Summers' journey from his early days in the psychedelic 60s music scene, when he played with The Animals, to chance encounters with drummer Stewart Copeland and bassist/vocalist Sting, which led to the formation of a punk trio, The Police. During the band's phenomenal rise and its dissolution at the height of their popularity in the early 80s, Summers captured history with his candid photographs. Utilizing rare archival footage and insights from the guitarist's side of the stage, Can't Stand Losing You brings together past and present as the band members reunite, thirty years later, for a massive world tour.

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The One Night Stand with Rob Corddry

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Bobby Jindal Gives Up Last Stand Against Gay Marriage Licenses In Louisiana

Louisiana Gov. Bobby Jindal (R) has been relentlessly resisting the Supreme Court’s historic decision that made same-sex marriage legal in every state. On Thursday, the federal trial court in New Orleans released a ruling that ended Jindal’s nearly weeklong effort to hold out.

U.S. District Judge Martin Feldman officially struck down the state’s same-sex marriage ban and directed all state agencies in Louisiana to recognize gay marriage, the New Orleans Times-Picayune reports. Jindal’s administration finally relented and agreed to abide by the ruling.

While most of the remaining states with gay marriage bans immediately began issuing marriage licenses to same-sex couples last Friday, the day of the Supreme Court ruling, state officials in Louisiana looked for ways to postpone the inevitable.

Jindal himself took a particularly extreme stance. Last Friday, the 2016 presidential hopeful denounced the Supreme Court and suggested it would be better to just disband the nation’s highest court.

“The Supreme Court is completely out of control, making laws on their own, and has become a public opinion poll instead of a judicial body,” Jindal said. “If we want to save some money, let’s just get rid of the court.”

Louisiana Attorney General Buddy Caldwell (R) meanwhile said that because the Supreme Court’s June 26 ruling did not directly order states to begin issuing marriage licenses to gay couples, “there is not yet a legal requirement for officials to issue marriage licenses or perform marriages for same-sex couples in Louisiana.” Local court clerks were instructed to hold off for 25 days. Clerks across Louisiana issued licenses anyway, except in New Orleans. In the state’s largest city, a state agency, which reports to Jindal, has control over marriage licenses.

Jindal argued that he wanted to wait until a lower court applied the Supreme Court’s decision to Louisiana. On Wednesday, the U.S. Court of Appeals for the 5th Circuit formally overturned Louisiana’s gay marriage ban, seemingly giving Jindal the go-ahead.

But the governor persisted in his stall, releasing a statement indicating that he would wait for a ruling from the U.S. District Court for the Eastern District of Louisiana. When that court said this means you on Thursday, Jindal had no choice but to give up his resistance.

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Can You Stand the Heat – Ana Popovic

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Can You Stand the Heat

Ana Popovic

Genre: Blues

Price: $ 9.99

Release Date: March 27, 2013

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Google Finally Takes A Stand Against Revenge Porn

Google wants to help victims of revenge porn.

Amit Singhal, senior vice president of Google Search, announced in a blog post Friday that the company will soon honor requests from victims to remove nude or sexually explicit images from the search engine.

“Revenge porn” refers to sensitive content distributed without an individual’s permission. It’s become a massive problem in recent years: Kevin Bollaert, a San Diego man who extorted money from victims to remove such images from his website, was recently sentenced to 18 years in prison; and celebrities like Jennifer Lawrence fell victim to a major hacking last year that left their private photos exposed.

The new decision from Google is in some ways contrary to the company’s mission to put the entire Web at a user’s fingertips. Singhal acknowledges that in his post:

[R]evenge porn images are intensely personal and emotionally damaging, and serve only to degrade the victims — predominantly women. … This is a narrow and limited policy, similar to how we treat removal requests for other highly sensitive personal information, such as bank account numbers and signatures, that may surface in our search results.

Google plans to release a Web form for individuals to submit requests for the removal of revenge porn. It is not available yet, and a representative for Google did not immediately respond to a request for more information.

Of course, this is not a perfect solution. While Google can remove the results from search, it doesn’t have the ability to scrub content from websites. But it’s a big step toward making sure revenge content goes unseen.

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30 Days of Online Dating: Wherein I Explore the Art of the Third-Night Stand

This is a modern dating experiment. One girl. Five dating sites. Hundreds of chats. Thirty days. Thirty dates. Eighteen guys. (?) boyfriend. To start at the beginning, click here — or jump right in at date twenty-five below.

Date 25/30: Tinder James*

TJ: Would you be up for doing something in Manhattan Beach Friday night?

Translation: Would you be up for doing me in Manhattan Beach Friday night. Heyo. Reading right between those well-spaced lines, Tinder James.

AHERHEROIESJRSEJJKAWHEJKAH. I’m not really the one-night stand kind of girl. (Not that I think there’s anything wrong with being the one-night stand kind of girl…it’s juuust not really my MO.) Granted, this is our third date, but it still sort of feels like the same thing. With TJ’s half-baked plans and could-be-(much)(much)-better conversation, I don’t really see a date four in our future. Alas, this whole experiment was about opening myself up to new experiences**, sooooo South Bay here I come! (Sorry, Mom.)

I tell TJ to expect me around 8p.

TJ: Okay. I’m going to get cleaned up. You can park at my place and we can head out from here. Cool?

Absolutely. Not even pretending to meet somewhere else. Really digging the efficiency here.



8:03p: I arrive in Manhattan Beach.

8:07p: I circle the block for the third time, still searching for the address. My GPS continues its campaign for most useless navigation device of the year.

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If I could use the map to navigate to this destination, I wouldn’t be asking you, now would I. UGH.

8:10p: TJ is guiding me into the incredibly tiny driveway from his vantage point in the window above. No, really, don’t come down.

8:14p: I am met in the entryway, already itching for a spirited beverage of some sort. Fun fact: Long distance drives do not make anything grow fonder.

TJ: Are you hungry?

I mean, I haven’t eaten yet, if that’s what you’re asking.

Please see fun fact above regarding distance/general attitude on life.

We walk down to Pisces Sushi on Highland, where we have an almost average conversation over sushi, sake, and Sapporos.

Might need something a little stronger to make this happen.

We stroll down to a little dive bar. Well, I should specify, we stroll down the street and stand on the corner for a solid six minutes, debating where to go. This is your hood, TJ — call an audible. Please make something audible. (His voice hasn’t gotten any louder since our last date. I still don’t understand how a voice can be so consistently soundless.)

He settles on OB’s Pub & Grill. Sawdust on the floor, peanuts on the table, and remarkably stiff cocktails a mere order away. Divine. And somehow perfectly appropriate for the evening at hand.

Two loaded cocktails later, TJ finally starts to open up — about his anger management issues and penchant for bar fights. Ho-kay. Maybe we should go back to that less conversation thing. He also hates his roommate, so I have that to look forward to when we get back to his place. Thank you, Jesus, for bolding and italicizing the expiration date on this one.

We stop at a liquor store on the way back to grab, well, more liquor. Because, you know, our souls are so compatible and stuff.

Everything goes pretty much as expected from here on out — except for the part where he insists on carrying all 118*** lbs of me from the couch to the boudoir. Thirty feet away. Seriously, man, I can walk. This is so awkward. (Currently regretting every peanut.)

The next morning, he’s fixing me a cup of tea, I’m fixing to leave, and my BlackBerry has found itself in a fix. It’s dead. In all the excitement over my one-way trip to Ho-ville, I neglected to charge my precious phone/I’m supposed to be meeting up with friends and sort of need the address of where that meeting spot is. Cue: One of the more excruciating hours of my life. LINGER LINGER LINGER.

Later that evening, I’m at dinner with one of my guy friends:

Me: Dude. My ABS. So much pain. WTF did I do to them.
GF: Hahahaha. From all the SEX you had last night. You’ve got to get yourself in sex shape, girl.

He then theorizes logistics, landing on what he believes to be the exact play-by-play of my ab-ripping rumble in the heyyyy. Really happy he’s finding so much pleasure in my pain. Really happy all of our mutual friends are finding so much pleasure in my pain. (GF thought this landmark event was 100 percent deserving of a group text announcement.) (I need new friends.)

Tinder James would text weather nonsensicals for a couple days and send a status check one week later.

TJ: Hey, how was your week and weekend?

And scene.

*Not his real name
**Is that what this experiment was all about? I can barely remember anymore. (Also, heyo.)
***Not my real weight

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News in Brief: TSA Agents To Now Simply Stand At Checkpoints And Remind Passengers That We All Die Someday

ARLINGTON, VA— Following the release of a report indicating that the agency failed 95 percent of security tests, the Transportation Security Administration announced Tuesday that agents will now simply stand at airport checkpoints and remind all passengers that everybody will eventually die someday. “As part of our new security protocol, TSA agents at every checkpoint will carefully inform each passenger that life is a temporary state and that no man can escape the fate that awaits us all,” said acting TSA administrator Mark Hatfield, adding that under the new guidelines, agents will ensure that passengers fully understand and accept the inevitability of death as they proceed through the boarding pass check, luggage screening, and body scanner machines. “Signs posted throughout the queues will also state that death is unpredictable but guaranteed, and a series of looping PA messages will reiterate to passengers that, even if they survive this flight, they …





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Taipei Food Stand Only Sells Phallic-Shaped Eats (NSFW)

Taipei, Taiwan, is apparently the place to go if you want foods in the shape of penises.

There is a food stall there that only sells foods molded into the shape of male sex organs.

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The Stand (Unabridged) – Stephen King

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The Stand (Unabridged)

Stephen King

Genre: Sci Fi & Fantasy

Price: $ 25.95

Publish Date: February 14, 2012

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Imagine Dragons Cover ‘Stand By Me’ In Emotional Tribute To Ben E. King At 2015 Billboard Music Awards

Everyone looked like they were in need of a tissue on Sunday night after Imagine Dragons’ tribute to the late Ben E. King at the 2015 Billboard Music Awards at the MGM Grand Garden Arena in Las Vegas.

It was a hometown show for the band, who definitely managed to get tears flowing with their cover of Kings’ “Stand By Me,” despite the song’s promise not to shed a tear.

King died on April 30 at the age of 76 and the band had previously covered his 1961 hit during a visit to SiriusXM Studios in February.

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Ben E. King, singer of some of R&B’s most classic songs, has died at the age of 76 according to BBC News. Over his career, King had 21 songs crack the Billboard Hot 100, most notably the iconic 1961 single “Stand By Me.”
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Wife Of Convicted Murderer Explains Why She Lied On The Stand (VIDEO)

In December 2008, Linda and Steven Riley were found brutally stabbed to death in their California home. Their only son, Matt, who found the bodies, was arrested, convicted of their murders, and is serving two consecutive life sentences without the possibility of parole.

But Matt’s aunt, Angela, believes her nephew is innocent. “There’s no way that my nephew would have murdered his own parents,” she says. “In my eyes this is a gross miscarriage of justice. My nephew Matt is completely innocent.”

She places the blame on her nephew’s wife, Jenny, for helping to land Matt behind bars, pointing out that Jenny had conflicting stories while testifying against her husband. “I believe Jenny began to lie because she felt that the police weren’t satisfied with what she said, and she kept revising the story until she came up with one that they were happy with,” Angela explains.

Recalling the night of the murder and how her husband acted afterward, Jenny says, “He reeked of guilt. It seemed like Matt was hiding something from me.” She acknowledges that her story had multiple versions, but explains, “I did not want to be the one to nail his coffin shut. I changed my story a lot. The truth was that Matt was gone that night. There’s not a doubt in my mind that Matt murdered his parents.”

Watch the video above as Jenny explains why she lied under oath, and see what happens when she is offered the chance to take a polygraph test.

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Florida Proposes “Stand Outside My Loo” Law

Florida, one of the states known for its infamous so-called “stand your ground” law (“justifiable use of force” law), has now proposed standing its patriarchal ground once again, this time in its “Single Sex Facilities” (what I am calling its “Stand Out of My Loo”) law. If passed by the state legislature, CS/HB 583 would impose criminal penalties on persons who knowingly enter restrooms of a sex not designated on their birth certificates.

Sponsors of this clearly discriminatory bill designed it specifically to ban trans* people from using restrooms that most closely align with their gender identities. Legislators see the writing on the bathroom walls signaling the establishment of gender inclusive restroom facilities throughout the nation, which have existed in a number of nations around the world for decades.

Some may refer to these spaces as “gender neutral,” though “gender inclusive” has become the preferred terminology to describe a space — most notably restrooms and floors in college and university dormitories and in many businesses — denoting a cite of inclusion welcoming individuals of all genders and gender identities and expressions. The terminology “gender neutral” overlooks the actual hierarchal power dynamics among genders, and the implications on the lived experiences of virtually everyone in our society.

Some legislators and community members list a number of objections to gender inclusive facilities: people would become uncomfortable, women would be at greater risk for assault, expense would be great to replace urinals with toilet stalls, it would go (no pun intended) against tradition and other reasons.

Well, let’s take these concerns in order. First, change, any change, often taps into people’s anxieties. As a professor, the beginning of each new semester brings up my anxieties about the materials I have chosen and whether my pedagogical methods have kept up with the state of the art of teaching. After a week or two, I generally relax into a comfortable routine. Actors typically assert that some amount of nervousness actually improves their performances. People often feel anxiety while learning new ideas and concepts, but over time, they accommodate or assimilate this new knowledge into their overall mental library.

Secondly, yes, women have suffered assaults by men entering women’s rooms. Most gender inclusive facilities people are advocating, however, include primarily single-user lockable restrooms. These types of facilities substantially increase safety for all users. In addition, in larger multi-user restrooms, though the clearly stereotypical stick figure wearing the tacky stick dress stuck onto the door announces this as a female-only space, it cannot and has not ensured the occupants’ safety.

Also, cost would not increase or be minimal to change current single-occupant spaces into gender inclusive restrooms. Initial expense would most likely increase to create new single-user restrooms, or if institutions want to convert one or a few current larger multi-user restrooms into gender inclusive facilities, this expense would significantly decrease down the line, and would be outweighed by the benefits.

Gender inclusive restrooms, while nothing new in many locations, in others might be seen as non-traditional, contrary to what has existed before. This is the so-called “lack of prior claim” argument: if it was not here at the beginning of our organization, our culture or our country, then it should not exist now.

We heard this theme voiced and written during the fight against the institution of slavery and against “Jim Crow,” when women began to organize for the right to vote, at the start of labor union organizing, calls for direct voting of U.S. Senators rather than leaving it to state legislators, movements to abolish gender-based clothing mandates and other restrictive gender roles, demands for marriage equality and many other progressive social, cultural and political changes.

The current bifurcated restroom designation contradicts the realities of peoples’ sexed bodies, gender identities and gender expressions. Many intersex people define neither as “male” nor as “female.” Which restroom must they choose, or which are they allowed to choose? The “sex” designation typed onto many trans* peoples’ official records assigned to them at birth simply do not accurately and integrally reflect their actual gender identities. They had no power or control at the time of their birth to list the category that most matched their actual gender identities, and many laws today make it extremely difficult and expensive to permit any changes.

Gender must be seen as a continuum rather than as constituting binary oppositions. Doctors assigned me “male” at birth, but I define myself more as gender-fluid. While I do not specifically identity as “trans*,” I never related to the “he, him, his” personal pronouns. I feel uneasy when anyone refers to me as “a guy” or as “a bachelor,” when men want to talk “man to man,” or tell people to “man up!” These terms are simply social artifice and hold no meaning for me. Thanks to the ground breaking work of my colleague, Davey Shlasko, I am employing the pronouns “they,” “their,” “theirs” as singular pronouns more closely aligned with my gender.

Basically, the criticism of maintaining bifurcated restroom facilities rests upon one primary foundation: cisgender male privilege. By permitting only cis-Johns and not Janes into their Johns, even in single-user facilities, cismen will perpetuate their unearned benefits. The ol’ boys club will remain safe and secure, keeping the gender infidels outside the perimeters as the barricades hold firm.

Other states in addition to Florida are considering similar laws. In Texas, for example, a proposed bill, HR 2801, includes a provision that would offer students $ 2,000 for reporting and claiming “mental anguish” for having to share restroom facilities with students of another sex.

The proposed laws will further marginalize and intimidate trans* and intersex people, and will function as supplementary reinforcements to the shields guarding cismen their unearned entitlements. They will use these shields to continue to float, as many have always, unconsciously and uncritically down the mainstream of gender inequality.
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Your Relationship Doesn’t Stand a Chance Without This

He may be smart and handsome and successful. She may be the best lover you’ve ever had. Maybe he’s your best friend. He cares about your career and goals. She doesn’t roll her eyes when you tell that same joke yet again. He understands why an extra five pounds slays your self-confidence. She just gets you.

There’s so much right about your relationship. But despite all (or some) of his wonderful qualities, why, oh why, isn’t the relationship everything you want? Why are you fundamentally unhappy with her despite moments of bliss? (And, no, you’re not crazy.)

That brings us to the notion of availability. Or lack of, for that matter. Availability in a relationship can take many forms. When you think about having a partner who’s available, you think of someone who’s there for you. When push comes to shove, you’re this person’s priority. So no matter how great this person might be in some regards, it’s often the quality of availability that makes or breaks a meaningful and fulfilling union.

Here are the ways availability is a part of every healthy relationship:

1. Relationally

First and foremost, she/he needs to be free to be in a relationship. Someone who belongs to someone else romantically is not available to you. If you’ve partnered with someone whose true priorities are elsewhere, that’s a problem. For you. Because this amazing, one-in-a-million lover will be MIA when the going gets tough. A relationship based on secrecy and stolen moments is not sustainable. Exciting in the moment? Perhaps. But if you’re looking for a stable partnership — and one you can be proud of — move on to someone who’s relationally available.

2. Emotionally

If your partner can’t access his feelings — or seems indifferent to yours — you’re signing up for relational disaster. You need to talk about your feelings. And you’re also pretty interested in hearing about his. Being partnered with a man of mystery isn’t sexy or exciting, it’s crazy-making. Don’t delude yourself that eventually he’ll open up and you’ll have front row seats to his emotional life. If he’s been conditioned to hold it all in, he’ll continue to do so, making you the sole player in an endless guessing game.

3. Geographically

Your partner also needs to be geographically available or otherwise able to commit to regular face-to-face time. Texting doesn’t count. Do some long-distance relationships work? Yes, of course. But they can take an enormous toll on the folks in them. If she lives far enough away or has a daunting travel schedule that’s an ongoing issue, you need to determine if a part-time relationship is what you want. Are you feeling you don’t deserve more from her? It may be time to figure out why you’re willing to take yourself off the market for someone who isn’t around.

4. Sexually

If this one’s a keeper, he or she is sexually available to you in any number of ways. If
sexual incompatibility is something you’re willing to overlook, you may be ignoring a wildly waving red flag. Does signing up for a lifetime of faking orgasms sound like a good idea to you? Or pledging yourself to a partner who is grossed out by giving you oral sex? Your desire for a satisfying, intimate sex life with your partner doesn’t diminish over time. I’m paraphrasing here, but when sex is good it’s 10 percent of a relationship, but when it’s bad it’s 90 percent. Think about it.

True, no partner is going to get it right every time. But if your mate is systematically unavailable, you’re doing yourself (and your future) a frightening disservice. Ostensibly, you want to be partnered so you can have a partner. And unavailable folks do not good partners make.

If it seems you’re only attracting unavailable partners, do some soul-searching. Are you also unavailable and migrating toward those who share that same quality? If attracting these types seems to be a pattern for you, perhaps it’s time to do some work on yourself with the help of a good therapist.

Remember: You can’t make room for a wonderfully available someone if the seat next to you is taken by an unavailable partner who’s wasting your precious time.
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‘If You Stand For Equality, Then You’re A Feminist’: 9 Fab Quotes From Emma Watson’s Facebook Q&A

To commemorate International Women’s Day, inspiring human and actress Emma Watson participated in a Q&A at the Facebook office in London to stress, yet again, just how critical it is for both women and men to come together in the fight for gender equality.

Watson clearly does not take the topic lightly; she is, after all, a United Nations Women Goodwill Ambassador who represents the organization’s HeForShe Campaign, a movement that calls for both genders to advocate for equal rights.

Last year, during a stirring speech at the UN, Watson kicked off the solidarity campaign by formally inviting men everywhere to join the fight for women’s rights. “I want men to take up this mantle. So their daughters, sisters and mothers can be free from prejudice but also so that their sons have permission to be vulnerable and human too — reclaim those parts of themselves they abandoned and in doing so be a more true and complete version of themselves,” she said.

On Sunday, the 24-year-old “Harry Potter” actress reiterated the idea during the hour-long Q&A session, saying: “We’re never, ever, ever going to be able to fly as high unless we’re both in support of each other.” Watson said many wonderful, powerful things about feminism and its impact on her life (all of which you can watch here). Below, we share nine of our favorite quotes.


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Last Stand: Surviving America’s Collapse (Unabridged) – William H. Weber

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Publish Date: December 9, 2014

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Two Night Stand – Max Nichols

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An online hook-up turns into a morning after disaster when a paralysing blizzard hits the city forcing two strangers to get to know each other far beyond the confines of a typical one-night stand.

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George Takei Tells Bill Maher Why He Can’t Stand William Shatner

The fact that “Star Trek” costars George Takei and William Shatner don’t get along in real life is a sad thing for Trekkies to face.

While visiting “Real Time With Bill Maher,” Takei addressed his longtime feud with the original Captain Kirk. Maher joked, “But he’s Canadian, he should love you!” before Takei went on to explain how, for him, Shatner is the exception to that myth. “Canadians have a certain image of being even-tempered and friendly and all that,” Takei said. “He is a person who is that way with himself … he is very self-centered.”

Takei said that despite their disagreements they still acted like professionals on set, though “with a lot of difficulty.” Check out the full clip above.
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