Fantastic Beasts and Where to Find Them – J.K. Rowling & Newt Scamander

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Fantastic Beasts and Where to Find Them

J.K. Rowling & Newt Scamander

Genre: Sci-Fi & Fantasy

Price: $ 12.99

Publish Date: March 14, 2017

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Roger Waters – Us + Them – Roger Waters

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Roger Waters – Us + Them

Roger Waters

Genre: Concert Films

Price: $ 15.99

Release Date: October 2, 2019


Roger Waters, creative force and songwriter behind Pink Floyd, presents his highly anticipated film, Us + Them. Filmed on the European leg of his 2017-2018 tour, the film combines state-of-the-art visual production and breath-taking sound to deliver an unmissable cinematic event that inspires with its powerful music from Pink Floyd's legendary albums and message of human rights, liberty and love.

© © 2019 Us and Them Productions

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Sophie Turner’s 24th Birthday Included Masks With Her Face On Them

Sophie Turner celebrated her 24th birthday by having partygoers wear masks with her face on them and taking a massive bite out of the cake prepared for her Parisian celebration.
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Everyone Loves You… Once You Leave Them – The Amity Affliction

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Everyone Loves You… Once You Leave Them

The Amity Affliction

Genre: Metal

Price: $ 7.99

Release Date: February 21, 2020

© ℗ 2020 Pure Noise Records

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Lillard raps at Shaq: ‘Kobe won you them rings’

Portland Trail Blazers guard Damian Lillard responded to Shaquille O’Neal’s rap song with one of his own that suggests the Hall of Fame center rode on the coattails of his teammates throughout his career.
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Young LGBTQ+ Voters Know 2020 Is Crucial For Them. Do The Democratic Candidates?

Millennials and Generation Z flocked to the LGBTQ presidential forum on September 20 at Coe College in Cedar Rapids, Iowa, and they have some thoughts.
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Let Them Talk (Bonus Track Version) – Hugh Laurie

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Let Them Talk (Bonus Track Version)

Hugh Laurie

Genre: Blues

Price: $ 9.99

Release Date: April 18, 2011

© ℗ 2011 Warner Music UK Ltd

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O’Connor: Brady, Patriots will be unstoppable if Antonio Brown doesn’t stop them

If the explosive WR adopts the Patriot Way, New England will have enough firepower to evoke memories of its 2007 juggernaut that started 18-0, Ian O’Connor writes.
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This Catfish Stalked Her Victims In Plain Sight — Without Them Even Knowing It

Nev introduced viewers to the first “serial stalker Catfish” — read more about CJ’s and Shana’s crazy tale.
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Killing Them Softly – Andrew Dominik

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Killing Them Softly

Andrew Dominik

Genre: Drama

Price: $ 4.99

Rental Price: $ 3.99

Release Date: November 30, 2012


During the economic turmoil of 2008, Jackie Cogan (Brad Pitt of INGLOURIOUS BASTERDS, FIGHT CLUB), an enforcer, is hired to restore order after three idiots rob a mob-protected poker game, causing the local criminal economy to collapse. Also starring James Gandolfini (TV's THE SOPRANOS, 8MM), Richard Jenkins (THE VISITOR, STEP BROTHERS), and Ray Liotta (GOODFELLAS, IDENTITY).

© © 2012 Cogans Film Holdings, LLC. All Rights Reserved.

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When to expect a breakout for WRs, and when to give up on them

What does recent history say about when we should expect a wide receiver to break out? And when should we give up on it ever happening?
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Get Well Soon: History’s Worst Plagues and the Heroes Who Fought Them – Jennifer Wright

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Get Well Soon: History’s Worst Plagues and the Heroes Who Fought Them

Jennifer Wright

Genre: Comedy

Price: $ 16.99

Publish Date: February 7, 2017

© ℗ © 2017 Blackstone Audio

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Michael Jackson Fans Are Tenacious. ‘Leaving Neverland’ Has Them Poised for Battle.

A new documentary detailing allegations of sexual abuse has the pop star’s most activist supporters ready to jump on Twitter and YouTube to defend his name.
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Those Wild ‘Masked Singer’ Costumes? She Designed Them

Marina Toybina got her big break working on a Britney Spears music video. Now she’s behind the elaborate animal costumes on Fox’s hit show.
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Celtics might be deep, but Al Horford completes them

Al Horford, Boston’s elder All-Star center, is pivotal to the Celtics maintaining stability and accountability.
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Disney Stole ‘Hakuna Matata’ Phrase From Kenyan Band Them Mushrooms, Singer Claims

Disney didn’t just commit cultural appropriation when it locked down the rights to “Hakuna Matata,” the company actually stole the saying from an incredibly popular Kenyan band … this according to the group’s frontman. John Katana is on…

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‘Creed II’ & ‘Ralph Breaks The Internet’: See Them Or Skip Them?

Access takes a look at “Creed II” and “Ralph Breaks the Internet,” are the films worth seeing in theaters over Thanksgiving weekend?


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Raiders’ embarrassing effort sets them up for the No. 1 pick

It might only be midseason, but the Raiders look primed to pick first in the 2019 NFL draft after Thursday’s loss to the previously 1-7 49ers.
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Watch Them Wander – Oscar Relentos

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Watch Them Wander

Oscar Relentos

Genre: Fiction & Literature

Publish Date: October 1, 2018

Publisher: Oscar Relentos

Seller: Draft2Digital, LLC


Samantha is not living the life she thought she was living. Teenager Samantha Rhodes has wandered the desert since her war-torn childhood in bleakest solitude, until the day she discovers an animatronic genie in the sand capable of reversing her fortunes, and fulfilling her wildest wishes.  After a chance encounter with a starving stranger named Ryder begging for help from a distant village, Samantha and her genie Adam rediscover the outside oases in all their revenge-driven brutality. And from the curious way the lizards and birds watch her with glassy eyes, the way the stars in the sky grow exponentially in number during nights of tragedy, and the way captured raiders whisper of a blue goddess wandering in the darkness, Samantha finds herself drawn deeper into a superstitious world filled more with mystery than with terror. And within the wreckage of secret, ancient tunnels beneath the moonlit sands, Samantha discovers why the god of her oasis has given her a magical, weaponized genie.  Along with the frightening truth about the stars in their midnight skies.

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Will Cara Maria And Marie’s New Bond Help Them Win In Challenge Armageddon?

Cara Maria and Marie have come a long way during ‘The Challenge: Final Reckoning,’ but will they come out on top?
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The Co-Botic Future: Robots Don’t Always Take Our Jobs — Sometimes They Save Them

At a company in Richmond, Calif., robotic painters are working alongside human workers, sanding and painting cabinets. Despite early fears from employees, the human workers have grown to embrace the “cobots” — collaborative robots who are helping them get the job done.
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Wale ft. Jacquees “Black Bonnie,” Dreezy “Where Them $ @” & More | Daily Visuals 7.31.18

Looks like the Black Love that Papoose and Remy Ma got going is inspiring their rap peers and got them thinking about finding their ride or die mamis.

For his visual to “Black Bonnie” Wale seems to be clear about the kind of woman he needs in his life as he dreams of someone who’d watch his back during the Black Panther movement to share a quiet dinner with him in an ’18 organic restaurant. Leave it to a rich rap star to find love at an organic restaurant while the rest of us cruise the lanes of these dollar stores shopping for lust.

Keeping with the theme of ride or die’s, Dreezy and her homegirls get ready to set it off big Cleo style so she can make it rain in the strip club for her clip to “Where Them $ @.”

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Two Ed Sheerans, but none of them the real one

Berlin’s Madame Tussauds unveals a new wax figure of the pop star. Rough Cut (no reporter narration).


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Meghan Markle Rocks Three Stunning Outfits In One Day: See Them All!

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Brody Jenner Says Sisters Kendall & Kylie Aren’t Going To His Wedding: ‘We Never Even Heard From Them’

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Let Them Talk (Bonus Track Version) – Hugh Laurie

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Let Them Talk (Bonus Track Version)

Hugh Laurie

Genre: Blues

Price: $ 9.99

Release Date: April 18, 2011

© ℗ 2011 Warner Music UK Ltd

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The Time Zack Morris Tricked His Friends Into Joining The Army Then Abandoned Them

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8 Colorful Pairs of Spring Chinos, and How to Wear Them

Khaki and white sneakers? Boring. Take your spring style up a notch with
 chinos in eye-catching shades, and pair them with subtle, complementary colors. In other words: Let the hues do the talking.

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The 3 Coolest Spring Jackets, and How to Wear them

One sleek, lightweight layer will carry you through the season. Herein, spring’s three most iconic jackets—and how to wear them best.

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Reese Witherspoon, John Legend & More: Stars Whose Kids Look Just Like Them

Seeing double! From Reese Witherspoon and her mini-me Ava Phillippe to John Legend’s adorable little Luna, Access rounds up the top celebrity kids who are the spitting image of their famous parents.


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Worried About Your Weak Passwords? Here’s How to Fix Them

Look, we get it. Remembering dozens and dozens of different passwords for different sites is next to impossible. But that doesn’t mean you should be reusing your passwords. That’s just asking for trouble.
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AI Won’t Replace Doctors, It’ll Help Them | WIRED BizCon

Google is poised to begin a grand experiment in using machine learning to widen access to healthcare. If it is successful, millions of people with diabetes could avoid losing their sight. Lily Peng from Google Brain explained at the WIRED Business Conference how technology like this would help doctors, not replace them.
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The Co-Botic Future: Robots Don’t Always Take Our Jobs — Sometimes They Save Them

At a company in Richmond, Calif., robotic painters are working alongside human workers, sanding and painting cabinets. Despite early fears from employees, the human workers have grown to embrace the “cobots” — collaborative robots who are helping them get the job done.
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Warriors aren’t looking at the Rockets, they’re looking past them

Houston clinched the season series against Golden State. But the postseason hasn’t started yet, and the Warriors still lead the Rockets for home court.
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Cavaliers blow largest lead of the season, and LeBron can’t save them

A 22-0 Cavaliers run wasn’t enough to stop a sharply descending Cleveland team from suffering another embarrassing loss, this time in Indiana.
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Natural Disaster: I Cover Them. I am One. (Unabridged) – Ginger Zee

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Natural Disaster: I Cover Them. I am One. (Unabridged)

Ginger Zee

Genre: Arts & Entertainment

Price: $ 17.95

Publish Date: December 5, 2017

© ℗ © 2017 Brilliance Audio

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She Had An Affair. What Happened Next Had Them Questioning Everything

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Let Them Talk (Bonus Track Version) – Hugh Laurie

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Let Them Talk (Bonus Track Version)

Hugh Laurie

Genre: Blues

Price: $ 9.99

Release Date: May 9, 2011

© ℗ 2011 Warner Music UK Ltd

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CNN readers share favorite TV women who most inspired them

CNN Entertainment asked readers to share their favorite female TV characters. Hundreds responded.


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Dating: Can Being Needy Stop Someone From Being Able To See If Another Person Is Right For Them?

If someone went out for a meal and they wanted to eat something healthy, they might need to take the time to look into where would be a good place for them to eat. And once they have found somewhere, they might need to look for the right meal to order.
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Fantastic Beasts and Where to Find Them – David Yates

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Fantastic Beasts and Where to Find Them

David Yates

Genre: Action & Adventure

Price: $ 9.99

Rental Price: $ 3.99

Release Date: March 14, 2017


“Fantastic Beasts and Where to Find Them” opens in 1926 as Newt Scamander has just completed a global excursion to find and document an extraordinary array of magical creatures. Arriving in New York for a brief stopover, he might have come and gone without incident…were it not for a No-Maj (American for Muggle) named Jacob, a misplaced magical case, and the escape of some of Newt’s fantastic beasts, which could spell trouble for both the wizarding and No-Maj worlds.

© 2017 Warner Bros. Entertainment Inc. Harry Potter and Fantastic Beasts Publishing Rights © J.K.R.

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Lies and the Lying Liars Who Tell Them: A Fair and Balanced Look at the Right (Unabridged) – Al Franken

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Lies and the Lying Liars Who Tell Them: A Fair and Balanced Look at the Right (Unabridged)

Al Franken

Genre: Comedy

Price: $ 20.95

Publish Date: August 29, 2003

© ℗ © 2003 HighBridge, a division of Recorded Books

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News in Brief: GOP Warns Refugees Likely To Be Driven To Terrorism By Way America Would Treat Them

CHARLESTON, SC—Declaring that opening the nation’s doors to displaced Syrians posed a major security threat, GOP leaders warned Tuesday that any refugees who resettled in the U.S. would most likely be driven to terrorism by the way America treats them. “We absolutely cannot provide a safe haven to these Syrians due to the very real threat that the abusive and hateful conduct of Americans will push the refugees toward radicalization and recruitment by extremist militant groups,” said Sen. Ted Cruz (R-TX), echoing the sentiments of numerous other presidential candidates and state governors who have argued that Syrian asylum seekers would in all probability embrace a radical jihadist worldview after constantly enduring anti-Muslim hate speech, racial epithets, and threats of violence and persecution by both the American people and government officials. “The moment we let these Syrians in, I promise that our most ruthless and cruel tendencies will …




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The Duggar grandkids are too cute: See them crawl, stand and sleep

The Duggar family has grown quite a bit this year, bringing two new adorable babies into the mix.


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Trump’s Selfish Motives (Please explain them to me)

One of the biggest complaints I hear about Donald Trump is that he wants to become president for personal reasons. Apparently it has something to do with a combination of his narcissism, his ego, and his desire to make money. 

I can’t think of three worse qualities for a president to have: narcissism, big ego, and a selfish desire to make money. That mix of personality flaws would be a disaster to our communist system of …

Wait, sorry. I forgot we are a capitalist country with lots of media scrutiny and a republic form of government. In that specific case, you want your leader to be a narcissist with a big ego who wants to make lots of money and look good doing it. 

I want a president who thinks, “Why can’t they add one more head to Mt. Rushmore? All I need to do is perform my job really, really well, while the world watches my every move. I can do that!”

I have been trying to imagine a scenario in which Donald Trump could act in his own self-interest as president, at the expense of the country at large, and expect things to turn out well for him. What would be a potential example of that?

Correct me if I am wrong, but a president Trump would have every incentive to do the very best job, both for the country and for the Trump brand. To do otherwise would be breaking with his lifetime pattern of at least trying to excel at whatever he does. And it would be odd for him to throw the Trump brand under the bus.

On a related topic, I give you this quiz:

Q. When is a bully a good thing?

A. When he is on your side and bullying the other bullies.

I remind you that I don’t agree with several of Trump’s policy ideas, and I am not smart enough to know which candidate would do the best job as president. Nor do I plan to vote, because doing so makes me less credible as a blogger. I have been writing about Trump’s skills as a persuader (or brander) because I think that is something we can all learn from.

Today’s topic is not about persuasion. This topic is a genuine curiosity of mine because I think I might be the one with the blind spot. As many of you accurately pointed out, my writing about Trump is certain to install some extra bias in my brain. 

So help me out. Fill in my blind spot by describing how Donald Trump’s narcissism, huge ego, bullying ways, and desire to improve the value of the Trump brand would work against the citizens should he become their leader. Under what scenario would a President Trump believe that screwing citizens for personal gain works out for him in the long run?

That is a serious question. I think there might be something to that point of view, but I can’t see it. I need some examples.


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17 Celebrities Who Will Forever Be Haunted by the Songs About Them

Whenever a celebrity singer releases a breakup anthem, the public can't help but do some digging as to which of their famous significant others the song could be about. From Justin Timberlake's overt shout-out to Britney Spears in his "Cry Me a River" video to Taylor Swift's plethora of cryptic lyrics referencing past paramours, it's hard not to play detective and try to decode the possible messages. Justin Bieber recently dropped a new single called "Sorry," and people wasted no time declaring it a public apology to his ex Selena Gomez (for her part, Selena's 2014 hit "The Heart Wants What It Wants" was widely speculated to be about Justin as well). High-profile musicians write song lyrics about their wayward romances just like most nonfamous people would write in their journals – the only difference is that while your diary entry may be for your eyes only, their scrawled-on, tear-stained pages become chart-topping radio staples and songs of the Summer, popping up on postsplit playlists around the globe. Can you imagine being out with your friends, dancing the night away in a bar, when all of a sudden your ex's hit song (the one that everyone knows is about you) starts blaring from the speakers? Picture yourself in a beautiful restaurant on a third date, sipping wine and listening intently to them talk about their day before . . . what's that sound? Oh, it's just that person you dated for six months singing about how you broke their heart into a million tiny pieces. Such a bummer, right? We may never, ever find out who Carly Simon thought was "so vain," but at least we have these modern breakups tunes to scrutinize. Keep reading for 17 celebrities who will likely be haunted by the songs about them for the rest of their lives.
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Bradley Cooper & Sienna Miller: Did ‘Burnt’ Make Them Better Cooks?

Bradley Cooper and Sienna Miller tell Access guest correspondent Scott Evans the cooking skills they learned to take on their ‘Burnt’ roles.


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‘Maze Runner’ Star Dylan O’Brien — Studio Steps In … If You Stole Artifacts, Give Them Back

“Maze Runner: The Scorch Trials” star Dylan O’Brien is getting called to the principal’s office — after he bragged about stealing Native American artifacts from the movie’s set, he’ll have to answer to 20th Century Fox studio execs. O’Brien…

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‘Bring It On’ cast reunites — and reveals what got them arrested while filming

Kirsten Dunst, Gabrielle Union, Eliza Dushku and Jesse Bradford discussed the hit cheerleading movie with Billy Bush.


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That Voodoo: 9 Times Laura & Gloria Govan Saw Men Go Completely Insane Over Them

VH1 Basketball Wives stars Laura and Gloria Govan have been blessed with the genes to have any man they want and cursed to live the life that typically comes along with it.

If you think Matt Barnes’ recent attack on Derek Fisher is as crazy as it gets, we ask you to relive these viral moments in the reality stars’ lives that give the incident a 95-mile drive for its money.

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Amber Rose Sobs Over Kanye, Wiz … I Forgive Them (VIDEO)

[[tmz:video id=”0_l7058rjz”]] Amber Rose broke down in front of a huge crowd Saturday, apparently still tormented by 2 of her famous former boyfriends … Kanye and Wiz. Amber was hosting her Slut Walk in downtown L.A. when she lost it, telling the crowd…

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Mothers I’d Like to Fuck – Cougars Like Them Young

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#TheTag: Kylie Jenner’s App Rules Them All

The Kardashian-Jenner sisters launched their new apps this week, and it’s Kylie’s app who is leaving the competition far behind.


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Cookin Soul Remixes Eazy-E’s “Them Gangstaz”

Eazy-E’s “Them Gangstaz” gets a remix from the famed Cookin Soul Crew.


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18 Rain Boots So Cute You’ll Want to Wear Them When It’s Sunny

Whether you're prepping for the rain, sleet, or snow, a waterproof boot is a must. Though rain boots (a.k.a. wellies) are a functional wardrobe essential, this season there are so many cute options that you…


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News in Brief: Responsible Gun Owner Keeps Firearms Safely Locked Away Where Only He Can Get Them During Mental Breakdown

GREENVILLE, SC—Insisting there is no way anyone else would be able to get ahold of the weapons in his home, local gun owner Kevin Williamson told reporters Thursday he always keeps his firearms securely locked away where only he can access them during a severe mental breakdown. “Owning firearms comes with serious responsibilities, which is why I store each of my guns in a locked safe,” said Williamson, who assured reporters that no one but him could open the tamper-proof steel box and access the firearms in the midst of an overwhelming period of emotional distress that engendered a blind, psychotic rage. “I keep the key on me at all times, so I’m the only person who can get to them [in the event that I suffer a full-scale psychological meltdown and channel my derangement into a violent, blood-soaked rampage]. No one but me is laying a hand …




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Famous French Actor Thanks American Soldiers for Subduing Gunman on Train: “Without Them, We Would All Be Dead”


Three Americans took down a gunman that opened fire Friday night onboard a train traveling to Paris.

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Kourtney Kardashian & Scott Disick — The Single Life Suits Them (PHOTOS)

Kourtney Kardashian ignored the issue of tanlines and donned a strappy bikini as she relaxed Thursday on the beach in St. Barts.   Meanwhile in Mexico, Scott Disick hung out with Joe Francis and Darren Dzienciol, who co-owns 1 OAK. Being single…

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News: Climate Change Deniers Present Graphic Description Of What Earth Must Look Like For Them To Believe

WASHINGTON—Evoking cataclysmic scenes of extreme weather and widespread drought and famine, the nation’s climate change deniers held a press conference Wednesday to describe exactly what the Earth must look like before they will begin to believe in human-induced global warming.

The group of skeptics, who said that the consensus among 97 percent of the scientific community and the documented environmental transformations already underway are simply not proof enough, laid out the precise sequence and magnitude of horrific events—including natural disasters, proliferation of infectious diseases, and resource wars—they would have to witness firsthand before they are swayed.

“For us to accept that the average surface temperature of the Earth has risen to critical levels due to mankind’s production of greenhouse gases, we’ll need to see some actual, visible evidence, including a global death toll of no less than 500 million people within a single calendar …




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The Muppets Love ‘Straight Outta Compton’ – Watch Them Lip-Sync N.W.A’s ‘Express Yourself’

Animal Robots releases a video of The Muppets lip-syncing to N.W.A’s “Express Yourself.”
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The Worst Bridal Emergencies (and How to Fix Them)

A graceful bride isn’t the one who goes the whole night without spilling wine on her dress—it’s the one who doesn’t lose her shit if she does. Here, Allure‘s guide to handling every possible wedding emergency like a champ.
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This ‘Fantastic Beasts And Where To Find Them’ Fan Art Will Put A Spell On You

These ‘Fantastic Beasts and Where to Find Them’ fan art pieces will get you pumped for the movie adaptation.
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‘Fantastic Beasts and Where to Find Them’: Meet The Cast

Meet the cast of ‘Fantastic Beasts and Where to Find Them.’


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Flea – I’ve Got Bees … 200,000 of Them!!!

There’s a buzz around Flea … a roaring, deafening buzz.  The Red Hot Chili Peppers bassist put 3 beehives in his backyard last month … each holding more than 60,000 bees.   The question, of course, why? Two reasons … he…

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News in Brief: Poll Finds Americans’ Greatest Fear Is Waitress Forgetting About Them

ORANGE, CA—Surpassing their anxieties regarding public speaking, mass shootings, and natural disasters, Americans’ single greatest concern, according to the latest results of the Chapman Survey On American Fears released Friday, is that their waitress will forget about them. “More than 70 percent of the individuals we surveyed listed having their waitress set down some glasses of water, promise to come back and take their order when they’re ready, and then never return to their table as their number one fear in life,” said sociologist Christopher Bader, adding that the majority of the 1,500 poll respondents said they experience a deep and persistent worry that their server will continue attending to other patrons, but never make her way back to them, at least once per week. “For millions of Americans, the fear that they might find themselves stuck at a table or booth as their waitress disappears into …




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Obama Has a Song in His Heart … 40 of Them, on Spotify

Some of the commander in chief’s favorite tunes, “daytime” and “evening”: Bob Dylan’s “Tombstone Blues,” Stevie Wonder’s “Another Star,” the Isley Brothers’ “Live it Up” and “Rock Steady” by Aretha Franklin.
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Study Says Women Are Hurt More by Breakup but Also Initiate Them More Often

We know that breakups are hard on everyone, but a new study says there are differences with how women and men handle them emotionally. Researchers at Binghamton University and University College London surveyed 5,705 participants…


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This Wasp Mind-Controls Spiders While Eating Them Alive

Scientists don’t know exactly how the larva of the Reclinervellus nielseni wasp mind-controls spiders into building a special web to protect it but they do know that they eat their hosts and steal their webs.
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‘Wet Hot American Summer’ cast returns to camp: See them then and now

Camp Firewood’s counselors and high schoolers may look slightly different, even though the eight-episode series’ is set during the same summer.


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News in Brief: Good News Kept From Parents Out Of Fear Of Proving Them Right

DANBURY, CT—Saying she wants no part of the conversation that would inevitably result if she broke the good news, local medical billing technician Jenny Comers reported Friday that she’s keeping word of her recent pay raise from her parents out of fear of proving them right. “If I tell them about the raise, they’ll immediately attribute it to the advice they gave a while back about how being assertive and clearly stating what you want yields positive results—there’s no way I’m giving them that satisfaction,” said Comers, who earlier this week requested a one-on-one meeting with her supervisor, directly asked for a pay increase, and within a matter of minutes received a bump in her salary, a course of action she had previously dismissed as futile and “completely ridiculous” when it was proposed by her mother and father during a phone call three weeks …



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Out of Office with Brent Rose – Rideables Are So Hot Right Now. We Put Them to the Test

Electric personal transportation devices (aka “rideables”) are everywhere. We’re seeing them under everyone from Justin Bieber to J.R. Smith to Casey Neistat, but are any of them worth a damn? We put four of the most promising rideables to the test and I’ve got the scars to prove it. -Brent
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News in Brief: Report: Airlines Installing Uncomfortable Bumps In Seatbacks Because It Pleases Them

NEW YORK—According to sources throughout the commercial aviation sector, the nation’s airlines will begin installing awkwardly placed bumps in every airplane seatback this week because it reportedly brings great pleasure to them. “Over the next four to six months, across our entire fleet, we’ll be rolling out seats with an irritating array of lumps and ridges to painfully jab our customers in the back, and we couldn’t be more delighted about it,” said United Airlines CEO Jeff Smisek, speaking on behalf of all international, regional, and low-cost carriers, every one of whom admitted to deriving immense joy from watching their passengers squirm and search in vain for a tolerable position. “Let me make clear that these seats will be incredibly uncomfortable, and there is nothing more gratifying than making the experience of simply sitting during one’s flight an excruciating ordeal.” Smisek noted that for an …



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Emoji movie: 12 characters we want to see, and which stars should play them

Because, let’s face it, Channing Tatum has to play the party hat.


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Release Date: August 31, 2012

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Dropped Names: Famous Men and Women As I Knew Them (Unabridged) – Frank Langella

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Dropped Names: Famous Men and Women As I Knew Them (Unabridged)

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Genre: Arts & Entertainment

Price: $ 28.95

Publish Date: March 21, 2012

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This DJ Kills the Crowd’s Vibe When He Gets Them Hyped for the Beat Drop, but Does This Instead…

Don’t you hate it when you are feeling that music and—boom—the DJ kills your vibe?

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Love Again, Love for Them: A Novel – R.A. Lee

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Love Again, Love for Them: A Novel

R.A. Lee

Genre: Theater

Publish Date: November 15, 2011

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“I am married to you now, Jake, no strings attached… I was holding on to my first marriage so tightly. As long as we had that agreement, I could still feel I wasn’t betraying my first vows, the vows I meant.” Brooke Sandstrom has just been laid off and her house is in foreclosure. With no husband to support her, Brooke must make a decision for the financial security of her young son, who has special education needs, and her ailing mother living in a care facility. When her friend offers her the option of remarrying for security, Brooke jumps at the opportunity when she cannot find another job and the care facility is threatening to kick her mother out. Jake Parker needs a wife. Tired of being nagged by his mother to settle down, Jake decides to give her what she wants so that he can continue to see his beautiful girlfriend in the city, who is married to a Count. Proposing to Brooke, Jake comes up with an arrangement that will solve both of their problems. He will have a wife for appearance sake and a companion for his mother, and Brooke will have security without having to perform the most basic marital duties. It’s an arrangement that works well for both of them until Jake is forced to make a decision. But his indecision may cost him not only his family on paper, but also a chance for meaningful love. (Adult Contemporary Romance, Drama)

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Monkees Tricked Critics Into Giving Them A Fair Hearing

The Monkees once tricked their critics into giving them a fair shake by sending out unlabeled CD’s of their music. Bandmate Mike Nesmith tested a theory the band members had that critics were not giving the band a fair listen because they were labeled as television actors with a very telling experiment involving the Justus project.
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Warning Signs on the First Date: What Are They and How to Become Aware of Them?

There might be many warning signs you might ignore while on the first date. They might later come back to haunt you when trying to develop an intimate relationship. Whatever the reason for your ignoring warning signs, it is advisable for you to become aware of them if you truly wish to find a partner with whom to develop a successful relationship.
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Who Needs Words? This Dad And Baby Had A Perfectly Good Chat Without Them

Why wait until your baby can talk to have a full-blown conversation?

This dad certainly doesn’t have a problem communicating with his 8-month-old baby girl, Violet. The two just lock eyes, babble, and appear to have a blast.

“It’s been a slow news week over here — Paul has been sick, Violet has been sick, and I’ve been doing the glamorous job of taking care of everyone,” Violet’s mom Leesha, who vlogs quite a bit, wrote in the YouTube description. “Violet finally is starting to feel better, so here’s a quick clip of her and Paul having a … conversation?”

Yep, that’s definitely a conversation.

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Orlando Bloom — Loves Plus Size Models … Or Questions About Them (VIDEO)

Orlando Bloom put on a Gregory Hines-esque performance — tap dancing like a total pro when we asked the legendary lady slayer about banging curvier girls … and the video is awesome. Just watch … Orlando was walking out of Giorgio Baldi Tuesday…

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Civil rights protesters of the 1950s and ’60s had many tools at their disposal, one of which was to boycott the businesses that relied on their money. Ethel Carrington Archibald and Shirley Morris Robertson, friends since they were 5 years old and Selma, Alabama, residents during the turbulent 1960s, look back at the implications of how you chose to spend your money.

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This Is What Tampon Commercials Would Look Like If Clueless Men Made Them

“Tampax: so the inside of women’s bodies don’t get cold!” Um, incorrect.

Tampon commercials are pretty awkward no matter who makes them. But sketch comedy group Hammerkatz NYU imagined how feminine hygiene products might be advertised if only clueless men were involved in the creative process, left to their (mis)understanding of periods with no female intervention.

“Tampax is perfect for when tiny eggs come pouring out of my vagina covered in blood and I need something to scoop them up to put them back inside my body so that I can have babies,” one over-enthusiastic woman sitting at a bar says to the camera.

“Tampax is the right fit for every woman,” another woman says, sitting on a park bench with a huge bag full of tampon boxes. “No matter how heavy your flow is or how tiny your butt hole is… because that’s where tampons go.”

We’ll definitely give men a little more credit than this, but in general, guys: Google is your friend.

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I’m going to be a pest this week and get a song stuck in your head, but it’s an OK song, so it won’t be that bad. And you’ll definitely remember the song. You’ll probably even remember the video, which seemed cutting-edge in 1985 but is laughably outdated now.

The song is “Money for Nothing” by Dire Straits, and the video, made with Atari-era CGI, is notable for featuring a man’s frozen, decapitated head thawing out in a microwave oven. It was a big hit back when MTV still played music videos.

I’ve been thinking of that song a lot lately. Well, to be honest, I always think a lot about the title and how I can make it work for me, but it’s come up more often than usual recently because of certain events that I’ve noticed in the news.

First there was the case of the guy who fell asleep at a Yankees game and was shown on ESPN while the ESPN announcers talked about him. He’s suing Major League Baseball Advanced Media, ESPN New York, the New York Yankees and announcers Dan Shulman and John Kruk for $ 10 million in damages for defamation and intentional infliction of emotional distress.

The best part is that the guy’s lawsuit claims that Kruk and Shulman “unleashed avalanche of disparaging words” like “stupor, fatty, unintelligent, stupid.” Kruk and Shulman said nothing remotely like that about the guy, so one is left to assume that it might just be possible that the guy already sees himself that way.

The guy was subject to some mockery on Twitter for his size and the fact that he fell asleep at a baseball game, but the only reason anyone knows anything about him is that he filed the lawsuit; otherwise no one would have cared for more than three seconds about him and the 15 stupid tweets that made fun of him.

But that guy’s emotional distress is apparently worth $ 10 million, and the annoying thing is that the rest of us are a little envious of that guy because in our messed-up legal system, he actually has a chance of getting that money. And then he actually has a chance of getting easy, easy chicks for free.

Oh, and by the way, if you’re not getting your chicks for free, it’s called prostitution, and it’s usually illegal. I’m just saying.

The other story that got me thinking of money for nothing involved a guy in Ohio who created a Kickstarter page jokingly seeking $ 10 to pay for his first attempt at making potato salad. For some reason, more than 5,000 people around the world have decided that they really need to give the guy money so he can make a potato salad. As of this writing, the guy had raised $ 43,057.

To his credit, and because he’s apparently a much better person than I am, the man is considering throwing a huge, public potato-salad party for the people of Columbus. If it were me, I would have taken the money, made one potato salad and then never made potato salad again, because I don’t really like potato salad. I consider it the lowest form of potato-based food product.

Anyway, the guy’s dumb potato-salad thing got me thinking of ways that I could get people to give me money through Kickstarter, but then I realized I’d have to create an account, make a page and do some other stuff, which is something, meaning I wouldn’t really be getting money for nothing.

I eventually will figure out a way to get my money for nothing, but in the meantime I think I’ve figured out a way to get money for doing something really easy, and I have Dire Straits to thank for it.

Some of the hardworking jobs about which Mark Knopfler sang, like moving refrigerators and color TVs, would be awful, but there’s one job I think I actually could do. I think I could be a microwave installer.

Mind you, I won’t move microwave ovens, which is an entirely different job, but if you have a microwave oven in place and you need it installed, I will gladly come and plug it in for you for $ 350 plus expenses.

I believe microwave installation is going to be a real growth industry, but it was never my dream. No, my dream was to play the guitar on the MTV — or at least bang on the bongos like a chimpanzee — but it’s been decades since anybody did that.

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This Man Had All The Tools To Catch His ‘Catfish’ — But Didn’t Use Them

The lovesick on “Catfish” seek out the help of Internet detectives Max Joseph and Nev Schulman because of the duo’s technological expertise and superior snooping, but it’s possible they’d be bested by John, the enamored hopeful featured on tonight’s episode. As an IT professional, the Detroit resident has made a career out of sorting through… Read more »
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Emicida: ‘People Sample What Is Nearest To Them’

The rapper has earned a global name for fusing hip-hop, samba and Afro-Brazilian sounds with lyrics about the plight of Brazil’s poor black and urban population.

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Emicida: 'People Sample What Is Nearest To Them'

The rapper has earned a global name for fusing hip-hop, samba and Afro-Brazilian sounds with lyrics about the plight of Brazil’s poor black and urban population.

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Hip-Hop
ADULT ENTERTAINMENT NEWS UPDATE:Gabby Love’s top pick! Click and enjoy!