Which Tooth?

A lady makes an emergency stop at a dentist office and tells the dentist, “I need a tooth pulled right away. Don’t even bother with the Novocain, just
yank the tooth out. We’re in a really big hurry.”

The dentist is really impressed and says,”M’am I really admire your courage. Which tooth do want to have pulled?”

The lady shoves her husband toward the dentist and says “Go ahead dear, show him your tooth.”

Received from Kevin Rayner.
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Tooth Fairy (2010) – Michael Lembeck

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Tooth Fairy (2010)

Michael Lembeck

Genre: Kids & Family

Price: $ 4.99

Rental Price: $ 3.99

Release Date: January 22, 2010


Dwayne "The Rock" Johnson is "The Tooth Fairy," also known as Derek Thompson, a hard-charging minor league hockey player whose nickname comes from his habit of separating opposing players from their bicuspids. When Derek discourages a youngster's hopes, he’s sentenced to one week's hard labor as a real tooth fairy, complete with the requisite wings, magic wand and frilly tutu. At first, Derek "can't handle the tooth" – bumbling and stumbling as he tries to furtively wing his way through strangers' homes… doing what tooth fairies do. But as Derek slowly adapts to his new position, he begins to rediscover his own forgotten dreams.

© © 2009 Twentieth Century Fox and Walden Media, LLC. All Rights Reserved

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