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Three Aussie blokes working up on an outback mobile phone tower: Bruce, Coot and Bluey.
As they start their descent, Coot slips, falls off the tower and is killed instantly.
As the ambulance takes the body away, Bluey says, “Well, someone’s gotta go and tell Coot’s wife.
Bruce says, “OK, I’m pretty good at that sensitive stuff, I’ll do it.”
Two hours later, he comes back carrying a case of beer.
Bluey says, “Where’d you get the beer, Bruce?”
“Coot’s wife gave it to me,” Bruce replies.
“That’s unbelievable, you told the Missus her husband was dead and she gave you a case of beer?”
“Well, not exactly,” Bruce says. “When she answered the door, I said to her, ‘You must be Coot’s widow.’ She said, ‘You must be mistaken. I’m not a
widow.’ Then I said, ‘I’ll betcha a case of beer you are.'”
Aussies are good at handling the sensitive stuff.
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You will not be surprised to hear that skeptics believe it can never be stable against the elements. And its own weight would crush it.
So…what kind of tall shape would be more stable than a skinny tower? How about a mostly-empty pyramid (more like a skeleton of a pyramid) with a solid tube core for wind energy production (from the updraft)?
See my old blog post on pyramid-shaped space towers here. I didn’t think about launching anything from the top. I’ll add that 🙂
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All three of its scenes star that stunning mountain of a man, Nick Tower. In a duo with Kaden, Nick takes a dildo up his ass for the first time, and then in a three-way with Domenic and Tanner, Nick bottoms for the first time. All you fans of Nick will be especially excited by the third scene. It’s a long erotic sequence of Nick dancing and stripping for us that is exclusively available on this movie!
In a duo with Kaden, Nick takes a dildo up his ass for the first time, and then in a three-way with Domenic and Tanner, Nick bottoms for the first time.
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