Hannah Brown’s Tweets During The Bachelorette Are Very Good and a Little Shady

The BacheloretteIn case you haven’t been paying attention this season of The Bachelorette, Hannah Brown is extremely willing to speak her mind when she feels it necessary.
Lately she’s been…


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Constance Wu clarifies tweets after “Fresh Off the Boat” renewal

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Attorney Michael Avenatti Tweets Out R. Kelly Sex Tape Screenshots

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Episode 410 Scott Adams: Green New Deal (GND), Universal Basic Income (UBI), Trump Tweets

Topics: 

  • Green New Deal (GND) contains Universal Basic Income (UBI)
  • UBI is money for free…for everyone, even if “unwilling to work”
  • The payoff for working remains: more resources and a better life
    • It’s almost guaranteed that in my lifetime, UBI will happen
  • UBI is to allow minimal survivable life capability, a safety net
    • like…Social Security, food stamps, welfare
  • GND might not contain anything that’s practical or possible
    • But GND is directionally positive
  • The Congressional border budget plan won’t be supported…
    • …by the border control experts
    • Congress is NOT a functional body for this issue
  • Declaring a national emergency solution…supported by the experts
    • Congress isn’t able to provide a solution supported by experts
  • CNN isn’t as rabidly anti-Trump lately, what changed?
    • 8,000 lies in two years supposedly, did any of them matter?
    • There’s no examples of damage from POTUS hyperbole
    • Trade wars are stupid!  Hmm…new deals are better for us
  • Old China trade deal allowed stealing our intellectually property
    • New deal is stalled, cause they want to continue the stealing
  • “Presidential Harassment” is smart, good framing
  • Elizabeth Warren’s apology tour is beyond cringe worthy
    • She comes across as weak and apologetic

I fund my Periscopes and podcasts via audience micro-donations on Patreon. I prefer this method over accepting advertisements or working for a “boss” somewhere because it keeps my voice independent. No one owns me, and that is rare. I’m trying in my own way to make the world a better place, and your contributions help me stay inspired to do that.

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Episode 347 Scott Adams: Comparing Tweets by AOC and POTUS, Talk About Mattis, 2020, Blight Ideas

Topics: 

  • AOC tweet, 42,000 retweets, 170,000 likes in 24 hours
    • Provocative thought, popular, gets your attention
    • Her Twitter game is seriously strong
    • She’s tweeting what people are thinking, she has game
  • POTUS tweet, sets an “elite trap”, Dale explains
    • Has meat for the haters, humor for the lovers
    • Persuasive words that slide through cognitive filters
  • CNN “power ranking” of Democrat Presidential candidates
    • Kamala and Beto are the top two candidates
    • CNN is seeking to make Kamala and Beto the candidates
    • CNN is brainwashing away from top voter preference, Biden
  • Wikileaks claims General Mattis is planning to run for President
    • If true, his resignation is timely, strategic
    • Reportedly, Turkey’s Erdogan on phone, said why are we in Syria?
    • President Trump put the question to Bolton…
    • then decided it’s time for us to leave Syria
  • NOTE: Periscope glitch, video cuts off at begin of Blight Authority

I fund my Periscopes and podcasts via audience micro-donations on Patreon. I prefer this method over accepting advertisements or working for a “boss” somewhere because it keeps my voice independent. No one owns me, and that is rare. I’m trying in my own way to make the world a better place, and your contributions help me stay inspired to do that.

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Episode 329 Scott Adams: Modern Presidential Tweets, Mueller Porn Updates

Topics: 

  • Don Jr. shared a meme mocking AOC
    • Visual, slightly inappropriate, emotional impact
    • AOC sarcastic reply was so provocative it can’t be ignored
  • Rex Tillerson recently dumped on President Trump
    • President Trump counter-punched Tillerson with a Tweet
  • Nobody does persuasion-contrast as good as President Trump
  • Only losers judge people by whether they’ve made a mistake
    • How a person deals with the mistake is the key
  • Kevin Hart’s ancient humor Tweets about LGBTQ community
  • Are the Democrats pushing the black community from the party?
    • Party support: women, immigration and LGBTQ
  • Mueller’s release of new info…something for everyone
    • Wouldn’t we know if Mueller has found anything juicy?
  • Russian troll farm created anti-Hillary election ads
    • Russian troll farm ALSO created anti-Trump ads
    • If intent was ONLY to sabotage Hillary…
    • …why did they also create anti-Trump ads?

I fund my Periscopes and podcasts via audience micro-donations on Patreon. I prefer this method over accepting advertisements or working for a “boss” somewhere because it keeps my voice independent. No one owns me, and that is rare. I’m trying in my own way to make the world a better place, and your contributions help me stay inspired to do that.

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Episode 226 Scott Adams: North Korea, Crooked’s Tweets, Hoaxes Versus Witch Hunts

Topics: 

  • Positive news coming out of the Korea talks
  • Hillary’s laundry list of vague complaints about President Trump

I fund my Periscopes and podcasts via audience micro-donations on Patreon. I prefer this method over accepting advertisements or working for a “boss” somewhere because it keeps my voice independent. No one owns me, and that is rare. I’m trying in my own way to make the world a better place, and your contributions help me stay inspired to do that.

See all of my Periscope videos here.

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The Funniest Tweets About Stephen Miller

The Funniest Tweets About Stephen Miller

The Funniest Tweets About Stephen Miller
Nothing better than seeing one of the worst men in America get roasted
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The Funniest Tweets about Cats

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Guardians Of The Galaxy Director James Gunn Fired Over Problematic Tweets

Disney has fired “Guardians of the Galaxy” director James Gunn after a series of problematic tweets were unearthed.
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World Cup Fan Prince William Tweets Congrats To England: ‘I Couldn’t Be Prouder’

Prince William is a die-hard England fan! The royal sent out a personal tweet to congratulate his home country’s national football team on Tuesday following their advancement to the 2018 FIFA World Cup quarter-finals.


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Threesomes and Yoko Ono – The Funniest Tweets This Week

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A curated list of the funniest tweets this week
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The Funniest Tweets About Dads

The Funniest Tweets About Dads

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A roundup of the funniest dad tweets on the web
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Watch the Avengers: Infinity War Cast Read “Mean Tweets” on Jimmy Kimmel Live!

Chris PrattWho’s laughing now, haters?
If you’re a cast member of Marvel Studios’ Avengers: Infinity War, you have a lot of reasons to feel good this week.
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Jessica Chastain Supports Bill Cosby Guilty Charges In Explosive Tweets

Jessica Chastain was one of the first celebrities to speak out after a jury found Bill Cosby guilty of all three counts of aggravated indecent assault. The jury concluded that Cosby sexually violat…


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Kanye West’s tweets cause controversy, get reaction from Trump

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#CESblackout Sparks Hilarious Tweets From Techies

Techies and nerds attending this year’s CES (Consumer Electronics Show) convention were not expecting to be in the dark early this morning when they tried to check out companies new technological offerings to the world.BUT that’s exactly what happened when most of the Las Vegas Convention Center lost power for power.

Well, that’s shocking.

The blackout lasted for about 2 hours and the cause still remains a mystery. Most companies could not show off their latest products due to the lack of electricity. So all of those OLED TV’s, virtual reality rides, and smart fridges were pretty much useless for the most part and put on full display just how important electricity is no matter how much smarter the devices are. Phones were even hostages of charging stations they were put in.

Attendees managed to safely navigate their way around the convention center in the dark thanks to the light pouring in from in the windows and battery operated signs. Also, the sounds of “Despacito” (hopefully not the Bieber version) could be heard blaring from a booth on the floor.Twitter being Twitter can find the humor in any situation and they decided to chime in on the situation.

L O L!  Intel, Sony and OREO even got in on the fun and decided to let some tweets fly in light of the situation.

Of course, there were tweets that still reminded us of how we take things like electricity for granted especially with parts of Puerto Rico still without power and are still suffering from the devastating effects of Hurricane Maria.

We see no lies in those tweets above, but these jokes must still be told. To see more hilarious reactions to a bunch of nerds in the dark hit the gallery below.

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11 Tweets Perfectly Capturing The Greatness of Bruno Mars & Cardi B’s “Finesse (Remix)” Video

Bruno Mars and Cardi B got an early contender for video of the year with the clip for the “Finesse (Remix).” Since it dropped, the Internets has been showering the song and visual for its ’90’s nostalgia-inducing vibes. 

While Bruno Mars is no doubt a generational talent, Cardi B made the track exponentially more fire.

Real recognize real. That said, here are 11, or so, tweets that encapsulate why everyone is loving the the “Finesse (Remix)” so much.

Where is the lie?

The ’90s really were the best.

Cardi B can do no wrong, right?

The Cross Colours-flavored gear was definitely on point.

So powerful, so emotional.

Yeah, Cardi B stayed winning in 2017, and 2018 is already no different.

But let’s not forget to give Bruno Mars his props.

Cardi B is all of us.

Wait, when did Bruno Mars’ 24K album come out?

#ForTheCulture, indeed.

Good music definitely has healing properties.

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New Flip-Flops Feature Contradictory Trump Tweets Side-By-Side

Their tagline is: “Going back on your word, one step at a time.”
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Robert Pattinson Finally Responds To Donald Trump’s Weird ‘Twilight’ Tweets

“Everyone knows I am right that Robert Pattinson should dump Kristen Stewart.”
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These Tweets About Sean Spicer’s Resignation Will Make You LOL

“Congrats to Sean Spicer on his new job as a CNN commentator.”
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Buzzkill: Trump’s Twitter Revealed As Hacked After Posting Positive, Presidential Tweets

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This Man’s Tweets Cryptically Pay Homage To A Smash Mouth Classic

Richard Cook is not lookin’ kind of dumb, at all …
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‘Scandal’ Premiere: Cast Tweets!

TGIT! Shondaland got back in full swing on Thursday with the Season 5 premiere of "Scandal."


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Carrie Underwood tweets about breaking into car after son, dogs are locked inside

The American Idol alum tweeted on Saturday that her brother-in-law had to break the window to save her baby and dogs.


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One Direction Best Tweets – Jack Jokes

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If You Like Anna Kendrick’s Hilarious Tweets, You’ll LOVE The New Book She’s Writing

Anna Kendrick has signed a book deal that will (probably) turn her Twitter skills into a must-read bestseller.
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The 20 Funniest Tweets From Women This Week

Each week HuffPost Women rounds up the most hilarious 140-character jokes from women on Twitter we could find to brighten your day. We’ve got to hand it you ladies, these keep us laughing every single week. For this week’s great tweets from women, scroll through the list below. Then visit our Funniest Tweets From Women page for our past collections.

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John Boehner, Nancy Pelosi, Kevin McCarthy & Bernie Sanders Read ‘Mean Tweets’

What does Speaker of the House John Boehner have to promise his constituents to keep getting reelected? What new job should House Minority Leader Nancy Pelosi try? Who does Sen. Bernie Sanders most resemble? And what does Rep. Kevin McCarthy really need to do?

In the spirit of late night host Jimmy Kimmel’s recurring “Mean Tweets” segment, some of the nation’s top lawmakers read mean tweets about themselves for the 2015 Radio & Television Correspondents Association Dinner, held Wednesday night — and the results are priceless.

Check it out in the clip above.
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My Best Tweets

I have been testing jokes and content over on Twitter at @ScottAdamsSays. I pulled together the most popular ones so you can see what types of content people respond to the best, at least from me. Is there a pattern?

Also, most of the Robots Read News experimental comics will appear there as well in case your corporate firewall is blocking this blog.

My Best Tweets (according to Twitter users)

Political

If you belong to an organized political group, don’t expect people to take your opinions seriously. No one cares when a sheep burps.

While no one was paying attention, weather reports became accurate and the news became fiction. Did not see that coming.

Relationships

What is the protocol when you discover that your soul mate has an identical twin? 

 Study says husbands who do more household chores get more sex. Fails to mention that having more sex creates more cleaning chores. No win.

Tip for gentlemen: If a woman offers herself to you, maintain a straight face and say “What’s in it for me?”

Guys: If you ask a woman on a date and she says “possibly,” act optimistic and immediately make other plans.

I stopped shaving because I read that women are attracted to beard stubble. Not sure if women like all forms of laziness or just that one.

Stop calling unmarried people “single” as if they are incomplete. I prefer spouse-free. It is not a coincidence we are the new majority.

Autocorrect: A technology used by artificial intelligence to cock-block humans.

Getting married because you are in love is sort of like drowning yourself because you like beverages.

Is it rude to interrupt someone who is texting and start a conversation?

Arguing with Idiots

I wish I were dumber so I could be more certain about my opinions. It looks fun. 

The presence of the word “deserve” is a sure sign a conversation won’t go well.

Tip: If you are in a conversation with someone who unexpectedly asks “Why are you attacking me?” … run away. Don’t even explain. 

World’s shortest IQ test: “What percentage of your reality do you understand?” Grading: The higher the percentage the lower the IQ.

If you can’t construct a coherent argument for the other side, you probably don’t understand your own opinion.

If you think God wants people to suffer in the last month of their illness, that’s a mental problem not a religious point of view.

Dumbest 1-star review for God’s Debris says it is only good for people who have not taken a college philosophy 101 class. So… 99% of world?

Business, Leadership, Workplace

If at first you fail, try telling your boss you changed your objective.

Leadership is a great thing to do to others and a terrible thing to have happen to you.

I knew a guy with passion to be a pro golfer and the brain to be a great accountant. He followed his passion. He’s homeless now. 

Salesman: These mattresses are hand-made! Me: Can you show me the good ones made by robots?

Bank said by phone it takes ten days to issue new credit card. I said it is 2015 where I am and asked what decade I had called.

My grandfather used to give me a quarter whenever I visited him on the farm. It taught me a valuable lesson about being underpaid.

Screw the early bird that gets the worm. The real winners are the early worms that do their worming and leave before the shit goes down.

Joke Wisdom

As Mark Twain said to his dentist, man is the only animal that brushes. Or needs to. 

Time is money. Money is power. Power corrupts. So don’t give anyone your time because it will corrupt them.

Why can’t we all just get along? I blame you. 

I tell people that money can’t buy happiness just to reduce the odds of being robbed. 

Be modest in all things. Because feeling good about yourself is ridiculous. Stop being competent where innocent people can see it. 

Which category did you think was my best?

Scott – @scottadamssays

In other news, machines can now reprogram human brains using electricity. (Let that sink in for a minute.) A company named Cortera might be able to “reprogram” depression right out of your physical brain. I would call this technology mind-blowing, especially if the amperage is too high.

And all of the excitement about 3D printers won’t amount to much unless someone makes one that prints a hundred times faster. But it looks as if that might be around the corner. Check out this game-changer.

My book on success: “I feel the best I have ever felt after reading a book.” –  Puget Sound Paralegal  (Amazon 5-star review Feb 20, 2015)


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American Voices: Study Links Negative Tweets To More Heart Disease

According to a new study, tweets that convey negative emotions such as hate, hostility, or boredom correlate to higher rates of heart disease-related deaths in the surrounding community.




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iLoveMakonnen Disses Drake In Old Tweets!

These Old Tweets are popping up to haunt these rappers! iLoveMakonnen and Drake are probably too cool to let some Twitter mess come between their money making schemes! BUT…there is the issue of old tweets!

Then, there is Isaiah Rashad and he went in on Kanye West, the don, and his Robin, Big Sean. Chance The Rapper, once upon a time, crapped on Lil B. And…then there are the old posts of one Young Thug, which basically shows he was as gay-acting then as he is now.

Check them out.

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Tweets Of The Week: Spencer Pratt Spells Out Love For Heidi Montag In A Snapchat

These days, your Twitter timeline says as much about you as your taste in movies or fashion sense, and ours is chock full o’ MTV greatness. Between the intriguing “Teen Wolf” stars and the “Code” jokesters, our network’s cast members have always got a ton to share on social media, and each week, we’re rounding… Read more »
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