After a quarrel, a husband said to his wife, “You know, I was a fool when I married you.”
She replied, ” Yes, dear, but I was in love, and didn’t notice.”
A lady placed an ad in the classifieds: “Husband wanted.”
The next day she received a hundred letters.
They all said the same thing: “You can have mine.”
The bride, upon her engagement, went to her mother and said, “I’ve found a man just like father!”
Her mother replied, “So what do you want from me, sympathy?”
When a woman steals your husband, there is no better revenge, than to let her keep him.
Man is incomplete until he is married. Then he is finished.
A little boy asked his father, “Daddy, how much does it cost to get married?”
And the father replied, “Don’t know son, I’m still paying.”
Young Son: “Is it true, Dad, I heard that in some parts of Africa, a man doesn’t know his wife until he marries her?”
Dad: “That happens in every country, son.”
Then there was a man who said, “I never knew what real happiness was, until I got married … and then it was too late.”
A woman was telling her friend, “I made my husband a millionaire,”
“And what was he before you married him?”,asked the friend.
The woman replied, “A billionaire.”
Just think, if it weren’t for marriage, men would go through life, thinking they had no faults at all.
The most effective way to remember your wife’s birthday, is to forget it once.
Received from Thomas Ellsworth.
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