The world’s top 5 highest paid celebs

Singer Taylor Swift was named the world’s highest-paid entertainer on Wednesday by Forbes, followed by reality star turned cosmetics queen Kylie Jenner and rapper Kanye West.


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Pirates of the Caribbean: At World’s End – Gore Verbinski

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Pirates of the Caribbean: At World’s End

Gore Verbinski

Genre: Action & Adventure

Price: $ 14.99

Rental Price: $ 2.99

Release Date: May 24, 2007


Just when he's needed most, Captain Jack Sparrow (Johnny Depp), that witty and wily charmer of a pirate, is trapped on a sea of sand in Davy Jones' Locker. In an increasingly shaky alliance, Will Turner (Orlando Bloom), Elizabeth Swann (Keira Knightley) and Captain Barbossa (Geoffrey Rush) begin a desperate quest to find and rescue him. Captain Jack's the last of the nine Pirate Lords of the Brethren Court who must come together united in one last stand to preserve the freedom-loving pirates' way of life. From exotic Singapore to World's End and beyond, from Shipwreck Island to a titanic battle, this adventure's filled with over-the-edge action, irreverent humor and seafaring myth and magic. Everything has led to this twisting, turning, wild swashbuckling ride in this final chapter of the PIRATES OF THE CARIBBEAN trilogy.

© © 2007 Disney Enterprises, Inc. All Rights Reserved.

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Mars Attacks: interactive version of Jeff Wayne’s War of The Worlds opens in London

Participants witness the invasion on Horsell Common in Surrey, south of London, experience the march of the fighting machines to the capital, and flee the invasion on the River Thames, in scenes that intersperse virtual reality with live-action characters from the novel. Rough cut (no reporter narration).


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Why The War Of The Worlds Final Is The ‘Most Grueling’ In Challenge History

Cara and Wes describe the ‘War of the Worlds’ final — and why it deserves its own place in ‘Challenge’ history.
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Which Challenge Outcome Was More Difficult For Paulie: War Of The Worlds Or Final Reckoning?

In an exclusive interview, ‘Challenge’ player Paulie reflected to MTV News about his ‘War of the Worlds’ upset.
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War of the Worlds (2005) – Steven Spielberg

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War of the Worlds (2005)

Steven Spielberg

Genre: Sci-Fi & Fantasy

Price: $ 7.99

Rental Price: $ 3.99

Release Date: June 29, 2005


An ordinary man has to protect his children against alien invaders in this science fiction thriller, freely adapted from the classic story by H.G. Wells. Ray Ferrier (Tom Cruise) is a dockworker living in New Jersey, divorced from his first wife Mary Ann (Miranda Otto) and estranged from his two children Rachel and Robbie (Dakota Fanning and Justin Chatwin), of whom he has custody on weekends. On one such visitation, looking after the kids becomes a little more difficult when, after a series of strange lighting storms hit his neighborhood, Ray discovers that a fleet of death-ray robotic spaceships have emerged nearby, part of the first wave of an all-out alien invasion of the Earth. Transporting his children from New York to Boston in an attempt to find safety at Mary Ann's parents' house, Ray must learn to become the protector and provider he never was in marriage. Also starring Tim Robbins, War of the Worlds was directed by Steven Spielberg, who had been planning the project for years, but set it aside until a wave of "alien invasion" films (led by Independence Day) had run its course.

© © 2005 DreamWorks LLC and Paramount Pictures. All Rights Reserved.

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Suddenly Single: How Did The Challenge Veterans React To The War Of The Worlds Twist?

TJ revealed during tonight’s ‘Challenge’ episode that ‘War of the Worlds’ would now be a singles-player game.
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Lessons from Tara: Life Advice from the World’s Most Brilliant Dog – David Rosenfelt

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Lessons from Tara: Life Advice from the World’s Most Brilliant Dog

David Rosenfelt

Genre: Comedy

Price: $ 22.99

Publish Date: July 31, 2015

© ℗ © 2015 Listen & Live Audio

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Challenge Shift: Was Zach Surprised By Cara’s War Of The Worlds Vote?

On the latest ‘Challenge: War of the Worlds,’ Cara turned on Zach because of his bond with Kyle.
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Kylie Jenner is Now World’s Youngest Billionaire, Officially

It’s official — Kylie Jenner is now the world’s youngest billionaire … and she’s still being touted as “self-made.” Forbes released its annual list of the world’s richest people for 2019, and Kylie broke through by hitting the milestone she was set…

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7 Worlds Collide – Live At the Powerstation – 7 Worlds Collide

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7 Worlds Collide – Live At the Powerstation

7 Worlds Collide

Genre: Concert Films

Price: $ 9.99

Rental Price: $ 2.99

Release Date: January 1, 2018


7 Worlds Collide is a music project founded in 2001 by Neil Finn that was originally made up of a collection of friends including Johnny Marr, Ed O’Brien, and Lisa Germano. The group reunited in December of 2008 when Neil invited them to his studio in Auckland, New Zealand to record an album for charity (The Sun Came Out, released in 2009). This time around new artists were added to the lineup, including Jeff Tweedy and members of Wilco, KT Tunstall, and Bic Runga. While recording the album, the group also played three concerts in early January, 2009 at The Powerstation in Auckland. This concert film compiles performances from those three shows, demonstrating both the wealth of songwriting and performance talent assembled on stage as well as the friendships and mutual respect that have been at the heart of the group since the beginning.

© © 2018 Lester Records

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Why Bananas Thinks His Early War Of The Worlds Elimination Will Help His Challenge Future

Johnny Bananas just had one of his earliest ‘Challenge’ exits — and opened up to MTV News about it.
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The Well at the World’s End – William Morris

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The Well at the World’s End

William Morris

Genre: Epic

Price: $ 0.99

Publish Date: August 26, 2014

Publisher: Open Road Media

Seller: OpenRoad Integrated Media, LLC


The epic fantasy novel that defined the genre, now in one volume As the youngest son of a king, Ralph of Upmeads is expected to forsake adventure for the safety of home. But the call of the Well at the World’s End is too powerful to resist, and Ralph disobeys his parents in order to seek out his true destiny in its magical waters. The journey is long and arduous as the well lies on the far side of a distant mountain range and the lands beyond Upmeads are full of treacherous characters. With the help of a beautiful maiden and an ancient hermit, Ralph completes his quest and raises the cup of immortality and wisdom to his lips. The question is, what will he do with his newfound powers?   Widely recognized as the forerunner to modern fantasy, The Well at the World’s End is a magnificent tale of romance and adventure and a major influence on the works of J. R. R. Tolkien and C. S. Lewis.   This ebook has been professionally proofread to ensure accuracy and readability on all devices.

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The World’s Great Men of Music – Harriette Brower

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The World’s Great Men of Music

Harriette Brower

Genre: Music

Publish Date: January 1, 1928

Publisher: Public Domain

Seller: Public Domain


This book takes a through the lane of musical history in which the story lives of various master musicians has been introduced. In every musical career described in this book there is wealth of inspiration and practical guidance for the artist in any field.

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How Gravity Built the World’s Fastest Jet Suit

Richard Browning built the world’s fastest personal jet suit. WIRED spoke with him to find out about the design process and engineering of a radical new form of transportation.
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The War of the Worlds (Dramatized) [Original Staging] – Mercury Theatre on the Air

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The War of the Worlds (Dramatized) [Original Staging]

Mercury Theatre on the Air

Genre: Sci Fi & Fantasy

Price: $ 3.95

Publish Date: December 12, 2006

© ℗ © 2006 Radio Spirits, Inc.

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Stranger Things: Worlds Turned Upside Down: The Official Behind-the-Scenes Companion (Unabridged) – Gina McIntyre, Matt Duffer – foreword & Ross Duffer – foreword

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Stranger Things: Worlds Turned Upside Down: The Official Behind-the-Scenes Companion (Unabridged)

Gina McIntyre, Matt Duffer – foreword & Ross Duffer – foreword

Genre: Arts & Entertainment

Price: $ 20.95

Publish Date: October 30, 2018

© ℗ © 2018 Random House Audio

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Video of Post Malone Messing with World’s Most Haunted Object, Signs of a Curse

[[tmz:video id=”0_4g5jh0ev”]] Post Malone oughta know — if ya dance with the devil, you’re gonna get cursed, and this super creepy video explains why his life feels like “Final Destination” lately.  Months before Post’s private jet nearly…

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Dark Promise (Between Worlds #1) – Julia Crane & Talia Jager

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Dark Promise (Between Worlds #1)

Julia Crane & Talia Jager

Genre: Sci-Fi & Fantasy

Publish Date: July 29, 2012

Publisher: Valknut Press

Seller: Dymphna Frazier


Rylie has it all – great friends, dream boy, loving family. But on the eve of her sixteenth birthday, her perfect little world shatters. A stranger claiming to be her real mother appears with a secret: Rylie is a faery whose powers will be unleashed on her birthday. Captured and forced into a new life, Rylie struggles to keep everything she loves and discovers a terrifying truth: some promises cannot be broken.

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Live at the World’s Biggest Rodeo Show – Aaron Watson

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Live at the World’s Biggest Rodeo Show

Aaron Watson

Genre: Country

Price: $ 9.99

Release Date: August 24, 2018

© ℗ 2018 Big Label Records

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World’s Greatest Dad – Bobcat Goldthwait

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World’s Greatest Dad

Bobcat Goldthwait

Genre: Comedy

Price: $ 4.99

Rental Price: $ 3.99

Release Date: December 8, 2009


Robin Williams stars as Lance Clayton, a man who has learned to settle. He dreamed of being a rich and famous writer, but has only managed to make it as a high school poetry teacher. His only son Kyle (Daryl Sabara) is an insufferable jerk who won’t give his father the time of day. He is dating Claire (Alexie Gilmore), the school’s adorable art teacher, but she doesn’t want to get serious — or even acknowledge publicly that they are dating. Then, in the wake of a freak accident, Lance suffers the worst tragedy and greatest opportunity of his life. He is suddenly faced with the possibility of all the fame, fortune and popularity he ever dreamed of, if he can only live with the knowledge of how he got there.

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The World’s End – Edgar Wright

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The World’s End

Edgar Wright

Genre: Comedy

Price: $ 4.99

Rental Price: $ 3.99

Release Date: August 23, 2013


Simon Pegg and Nick Frost reteam with director Edgar Wright (Shaun of the Dead, Hot Fuzz) in this wildly entertaining thrill ride that critics call “funny as hell” (Richard Roeper, WLS-AM Chicago) and “sheer comic perfection” (Peter Travers, Rolling Stone). Twenty years after their first epic pub crawl attempt, the “five musketeers” reunite in their home town to complete the ultimate challenge – one night, five friends, twelve bars – a boozy quest on which only the strongest will survive. But after a bizarre series of encounters with the out-of-this-world locals, they soon realize that reaching their final pub, The World’s End, may be the least of their troubles. They’re having the time of their lives, ready to take on the world…but tonight they may have to save it.

© © 2013 Universal Studios. All Rights Reserved.

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The World’s Fastest Drones Want to Start Saving Lives in America

Zipline has proven the concept of a drone distribution system for essential medical products in Africa and Europe. Now it wants to start flying in its home country.
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Italy’s Osteria Francescana scoops world’s best restaurant prize

Flamboyant chef Massimo Bottura collects top culinary prize at World’s 50 Best Restaurants awards ceremony in Bilbao, Spain. Rough cut (no reporter narration).


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Hannah Montana and Miley Cyrus – Best of Both Worlds Concert – Bruce Hendricks

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Hannah Montana and Miley Cyrus – Best of Both Worlds Concert

Bruce Hendricks

Genre: Concert Films

Price: $ 17.99

Rental Price: $ 2.99

Release Date: August 19, 2008


Make Some Noise and get ready for the year's most eye-popping, dance-in-your-seat music experience with Hannah Montana and Miley Cyrus Best Of Both Worlds Concert and Movie! For the first time ever, Miley performs as herself and Hannah in the same epic show! With a special appearance by the Jonas Brothers.

© © Disney

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We Found the World’s Most Comfortable Underwear

Finding that perfect pair of boxers, briefs or trunks can be a near-impossible mission. Some options are too expensive, or made from fabric that’s not soft enough to keep against your skin all day. Understandably, when you do hit the jackpot and find undergarments that you’re pleased with, you protect them at all costs. Thankfully, MeUndies can take the legwork out of finding the perfect pair (or for waiting until someone gifts you a pair you actually like).

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The World’s Fastest Drones Want to Start Saving Lives in America

Zipline has proven the concept of a drone distribution system for essential medical products in Africa and Europe. Now it wants to start flying in its home country.
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Bonobos Is Introducing the World’s Best-Fitting Underwear

In menswear, fit is everything. And while a good tailor can cut and sew pretty much any garment to within a quarter inch of your body, some guys just deal with the fact that the most important thing they put on everyday (their underwear) only comes in sizes small, medium, and large.

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Walk Between Worlds – Simple Minds

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Walk Between Worlds

Simple Minds

Genre: Rock

Price: $ 9.99

Release Date: February 2, 2018

© ℗ 2018 BMG Rights Management (UK) Limited

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Lamborghini Toasted the World’s Toughest Track with Air Instead of Horsepower

Supercars are usually super thanks to monstrous power. The engineers at Lamborghini turned to some smart air scooping tricks to send the production Huracan around the Nurburgring track in record time.
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The World’s Greatest Poker Players Answer 14 Questions – Mike Romiltan

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The World’s Greatest Poker Players Answer 14 Questions

Mike Romiltan

Genre: Games

Publish Date: February 21, 2017

Publisher: Rodney Ohebsion

Seller: Draft2Digital, LLC


Einstein and Newton were smart guys. But if you want to study the mind of a true genius, the best place to find one is not a science laboratory. It's a casino. Because that's the workplace of society's finest intellectual specimen: the professional poker player. In The World's Greatest Poker Players Answer 14 Questions, Mike Romiltan picks the brains of some of the game's most brilliant and succesful players, including poker legend Doyle Brunson, 14-time bracelet winner Phil Hellmuth, the ridiculously wealthy Antonio Esfandiari, the ever arrogant Doug Polk, speech-play grandmaster William Kassouf, and many others. The book is essential reading for all poker fans, as well as anyone who has an advanced appreciation of the human mind. 

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Mandorla Awakening II: Emerging Worlds – Nicole Mitchell

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Mandorla Awakening II: Emerging Worlds

Nicole Mitchell

Genre: Jazz

Price: $ 8.99

Release Date: May 5, 2017

© ℗ 2017 FPE Records

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You Can Now Buy Some of the World’s Most Important Watches Online

There was a time where if you wanted to buy an Omega watch from the comfort of your own couch, your only options were vintage models sold through online watch exchanges or the swirling morass of eBay. And that time ended on Tuesday.

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You Can Now Buy Some of the World’s Most Important Watches Online

There was a time where if you wanted to buy an Omega watch from the comfort of your own couch, your only options were vintage models sold through online watch exchanges or the swirling morass of eBay. And that time ended on

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Meet Harmony, the World’s 1st AI-Driven Sex Robot

Learning our habits, our likes and dislikes, AI systems like Siri and Alexa have become invaluable confidants — while keeping it strictly professional. If you’ve ever felt like taking your relationship to the next level, with RealDoll’s latest innovation, there’s an app for that — and her name is Harmony.
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The War of the Worlds (Dramatized) – Orson Welles

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The War of the Worlds (Dramatized)

Orson Welles

Genre: Sci Fi & Fantasy

Price: $ 0.95

Publish Date: July 11, 2012

© ℗ © 2012 ABN

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World’s Hottest Lesbians 3: The Orgy Express

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New Worlds – Bill Murray, Jan Vogler & Friends

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New Worlds

Bill Murray, Jan Vogler & Friends

Genre: Classical Crossover

Price: $ 11.99

Release Date: September 29, 2017

© A Decca Gold Recording;℗2017 UMG Recordings, Inc.

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All These Worlds: Bobiverse, Book 3 (Unabridged) – Dennis E. Taylor

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All These Worlds: Bobiverse, Book 3 (Unabridged)

Dennis E. Taylor

Genre: Sci Fi & Fantasy

Price: $ 17.95

Publish Date: August 8, 2017

© ℗ © 2017 Audible Studios

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Hot Octopuss Hosting ‘World’s 1st Pop-Up Orgasm Shop’ in N.Y.

To celebrate the launch of the Queen Bee massager, on Aug. 10-11 Hot Octopuss will open the doors to The Changing Room — the world’s first pop-up orgasm shop.
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Unacknowledged: An Exposé of the World’s Greatest Secret – Michael Mazzola

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Unacknowledged: An Exposé of the World’s Greatest Secret

Michael Mazzola

Genre: Documentary

Price: $ 9.99

Rental Price: $ 3.99

Release Date: May 9, 2017


"Unacknowledged" focuses on the historic files of the Disclosure Project and how UFO secrecy has been ruthlessly enforced – and why. The best evidence for Extraterrestrial contact, dating back decades, is presented with direct top-secret witness testimony, documents and UFO footage, 80% of which has never been revealed anywhere else. The behind-the-scenes research and high level meetings convened by Dr. Steven Greer will expose the degree of illegal, covert operations at the core of UFO secrecy. From briefings with the CIA Director, top Pentagon Generals and Admirals, to the briefing of President Obama via senior advisor John Podesta, chairman of the Hillary Clinton Campaign – we take the viewer behind the veil of secrecy and into the corridors of real power where the UFO secrets reside. The viewer will learn that a silent coup d’état has occurred dating back to the 1950s and that the Congress, the President and other world leaders have been sidelined by criminal elements within the Military-Industrial-Financial complex.

© © 2017 STAR Unacknowledged, LLC

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Andy McBean and the War of the Worlds – Dale Kutzera

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Andy McBean and the War of the Worlds

Dale Kutzera

Genre: Adventure

Publish Date: October 6, 2014

Publisher: Dale Kutzera

Seller: Smashwords


The Amazing Adventures of Andy McBean starts with a War of the Worlds and continues 20,000 Leagues Under the Sea. In this lavishly illustrated novel, Andy is struggling to survive Middle School after spending much of the last year in the hospital battling leukemia. Then one night a meteor storm devastates the county, cutting off power and communications. One giant boulder skids to a halt on Andy’s front lawn. The glowing meteor draws the attention of neighbors, the media, the army, and even the new girl from Andy’s art class. He is thrilled at the notoriety, but everything changes when the meteor cracks opens and a towering machine steps out. Separated from his family, Andy must fend for himself and rescue his friends. Join Andy on this thrilling adventure as he meets an alien, learns what they want on planet earth, and devises a bold plan to stop them.

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News in Brief: New Study Finds Box Still World’s Most Popular Container

PHILADELPHIA—Noting its ability to enclose, protect, and transport a wide variety of objects, a University of Pennsylvania study published Monday confirmed that the box remains the world’s most popular container. “We found that when something needs to be stored or moved—be it tools, jewelry, pizza, even ballots—people tend to put their trust in a box more often than, say, a bucket or satchel,” said the study’s lead author, Susan Kemmis, who highlighted the rectangular containers’ stackability and closable top as the key assets that set them apart from bags. “Whether the item or items to be stowed away are large, small, heavy, or light, there tends to be a box of appropriate dimensions and rigidity to adequately contain them. The same can’t be said of baskets, jugs, or barrels.” While later admitting that crates are the go-to container for shipping purposes, Kemmis emphasized that …




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News in Brief: New Study Finds Box Still World’s Most Popular Container

PHILADELPHIA—Noting its ability to enclose, protect, and transport a wide variety of objects, a University of Pennsylvania study published Monday confirmed that the box remains the world’s most popular container. “We found that when something needs to be stored or moved—be it tools, jewelry, pizza, even ballots—people tend to put their trust in a box more often than, say, a bucket or satchel,” said the study’s lead author, Susan Kemmis, who highlighted the rectangular containers’ stackability and closable top as the key assets that set them apart from bags. “Whether the item or items to be stowed away are large, small, heavy, or light, there tends to be a box of appropriate dimensions and rigidity to adequately contain them. The same can’t be said of baskets, jugs, or barrels.” While later admitting that crates are the go-to container for shipping purposes, Kemmis emphasized that …




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The War of the Worlds – H.G. Wells

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The War of the Worlds

H.G. Wells

Genre: Sci-Fi & Fantasy

Publish Date: July 24, 1992

Publisher: The Project Gutenberg

Seller: Scott Reid


The War of the Worlds is a science fiction novel by H. G. Wells, first published in 1898. It is the first-person narrative of the adventures of an unnamed protagonist and his brother in Surrey and London as Earth is invaded by Martians. Written between 1895 and 1897, it is one of the earliest stories that detail a conflict between mankind and an extraterrestrial race. The novel is one of the most commented-on works in the science fiction canon. The War of the Worlds has two parts, Book One: The Coming of the Martians and Book Two: The Earth under the Martians. The narrator, a philosophically-inclined author, struggles to return to his wife while seeing the Martians lay waste to southern England. Book One also imparts the experience of his brother, also unnamed, who describes events in the capital and escapes the Martians by boarding a ship near Tillingham, on the Essex coast.

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Itch: Nine Tales of Fantastic Worlds – Kris Austen Radcliffe

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Itch: Nine Tales of Fantastic Worlds

Kris Austen Radcliffe

Genre: Science Fiction

Publish Date: September 19, 2015

Publisher: Talon One Science Fiction

Seller: Draft2Digital, LLC


Zombies. Pirates. Time Travel. Dragons. And one giant, walking city… Honey to Soothe the Itch: In a zombie-filled dystopic future, one woman fights against death to bring the world back to life. A Man Does Not Sneak Away: Meet Edward Landon Marcus Strevakoff, Time Hygiene Field Worker extraordinaire… but sometimes the time stream refuses to stay clean and tidy. Fey Street: Just to the left, and maybe a little ahead, we find a magical present not all that different from our own…. The Taste of Marbles: One woman's only comprehension of the passage of time is its taste. Diamonds and Bones: A young space pirate harbors a machine intelligence deep in the orbit of Jupiter. Callous: Military service may have left grad student Brandon with the implants necessary for time travel, but it also left an… itch. Cop Killer: Up, down, left, right–you never know which way you're pointing when you're traveling inside the arm of giant walking city… Itch also includes two tales from the Fate – Fire – Shifter – Dragon universe: Conpulsio:  During the infamous night Vesuvius destroys Pompeii, two important questions must be answered:  Who is bound?  Who is compelled? Cinder to Dust, a mother makes the most agonizing decision of her life…

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Itch: Nine Tales of Fantastic Worlds – Kris Austen Radcliffe

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Itch: Nine Tales of Fantastic Worlds

Kris Austen Radcliffe

Genre: Science Fiction

Publish Date: September 19, 2015

Publisher: Talon One Science Fiction

Seller: Draft2Digital, LLC


Zombies. Pirates. Time Travel. Dragons. And one giant, walking city… Honey to Soothe the Itch: In a zombie-filled dystopic future, one woman fights against death to bring the world back to life. A Man Does Not Sneak Away: Meet Edward Landon Marcus Strevakoff, Time Hygiene Field Worker extraordinaire… but sometimes the time stream refuses to stay clean and tidy. Fey Street: Just to the left, and maybe a little ahead, we find a magical present not all that different from our own…. The Taste of Marbles: One woman's only comprehension of the passage of time is its taste. Diamonds and Bones: A young space pirate harbors a machine intelligence deep in the orbit of Jupiter. Callous: Military service may have left grad student Brandon with the implants necessary for time travel, but it also left an… itch. Cop Killer: Up, down, left, right–you never know which way you're pointing when you're traveling inside the arm of giant walking city… Itch also includes two tales from the Fate – Fire – Shifter – Dragon universe: Conpulsio:  During the infamous night Vesuvius destroys Pompeii, two important questions must be answered:  Who is bound?  Who is compelled? Cinder to Dust, a mother makes the most agonizing decision of her life…

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Itch: Nine Tales of Fantastic Worlds – Kris Austen Radcliffe

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Itch: Nine Tales of Fantastic Worlds

Kris Austen Radcliffe

Genre: Science Fiction

Publish Date: September 19, 2015

Publisher: Talon One Science Fiction

Seller: Draft2Digital, LLC


Zombies. Pirates. Time Travel. Dragons. And one giant, walking city… Honey to Soothe the Itch: In a zombie-filled dystopic future, one woman fights against death to bring the world back to life. A Man Does Not Sneak Away: Meet Edward Landon Marcus Strevakoff, Time Hygiene Field Worker extraordinaire… but sometimes the time stream refuses to stay clean and tidy. Fey Street: Just to the left, and maybe a little ahead, we find a magical present not all that different from our own…. The Taste of Marbles: One woman's only comprehension of the passage of time is its taste. Diamonds and Bones: A young space pirate harbors a machine intelligence deep in the orbit of Jupiter. Callous: Military service may have left grad student Brandon with the implants necessary for time travel, but it also left an… itch. Cop Killer: Up, down, left, right–you never know which way you're pointing when you're traveling inside the arm of giant walking city… Itch also includes two tales from the Fate – Fire – Shifter – Dragon universe: Conpulsio:  During the infamous night Vesuvius destroys Pompeii, two important questions must be answered:  Who is bound?  Who is compelled? Cinder to Dust, a mother makes the most agonizing decision of her life…

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‘The Flash’: Season 2 – ‘Flash Of Two Worlds’

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World’s Tallest Actress Wants Protection … From ‘Amazon’ Shooter

Lindsay Kay Hayward says a guy with a gun has made her life miserable and she needs a judge to protect her from harassment and harm. Lindsay — the nearly 7 footer on TLC’s “My Giant Life” — claims her manager has guns, practices shooting…

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American Voices: World’s Oldest Decapitation Unearthed

Archaeologists digging in Brazil have unearthed a disembodied skull dating back 9,000 years, suggesting that ritual decapitation of community members was a custom deeply rooted in early hunter-gatherer culture, though the evidence suggests that the head was was only removed after death as a burial rite. What do you think?




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Into the Darkness: Crimson Worlds Refugees, Book 1 (Unabridged) – Jay Allan

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Into the Darkness: Crimson Worlds Refugees, Book 1 (Unabridged)

Jay Allan

Genre: Sci Fi & Fantasy

Price: $ 21.95

Publish Date: September 15, 2015

© ℗ © 2015 Audible Studios

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Hip-Hop Cash Kings 2015: The World’s Highest-Paid Rap Acts

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War of the Worlds (Dramatized) – Orson Welles

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War of the Worlds (Dramatized)

Orson Welles

Genre: Sci Fi & Fantasy

Price: $ 0.95

Publish Date: July 12, 2012

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Downey Jr. is world’s top-earning actor by Forbes

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The World’s Favorite Piano Music – Van Cliburn

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The World’s Favorite Piano Music

Van Cliburn

Genre: Classical

Price: $ 9.99

Release Date: June 29, 1992

© ℗ 1992 BMG Entertainment

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Defiance – Syfy & Trion Worlds

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Defiance

The Essential Guide

Syfy & Trion Worlds

Genre: Arts & Entertainment

Publish Date: April 1, 2013

Publisher: NBC Publishing

Seller: NBC Publishing


Defiance: The Essential Guide by Syfy and Trion Worlds is the perfect interactive companion to the groundbreaking TV series and the incredible multiplayer game.  Set in the near future, Defiance introduces an exotically transformed planet Earth, its landscapes permanently altered following the sudden – and tumultuous – arrival of seven unique alien races.  In this somewhat unknown and unpredictable landscape, the richly diverse, newly-formed civilization of humans and aliens must learn to co-exist peacefully. Each week, viewers will follow an immersive character drama set in the boom-town of Defiance, which sits atop the ruins of St. Louis, MO, while in the game, players will adventure in the new frontier of the San Francisco Bay area.  The dramatic tapestry of the series and the intense action of the game will exist in a single universe where their respective narratives will inform one another and evolve together into one overall story. Defiance: The Essential Guide features the following: • Character profiles • Behind-the-scenes photos and videos • Secret game codes • "Making Of" videos • 3D animations • Alien language translator • Defiance ePostcards • Downloadable show episodes • And much more! This interactive book is a "must-have" for any fan of the show and the game. Download Defiance , the book, today!

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Ralph Lauren Hosted the World’s Most Adorable Fashion Show, Starring Maddie Ziegler

Is Ralph Lauren fostering the next generation of Karlies, Kendalls, and Gigis? Seems so, as there were more than a few supermodels-in-the-making at Tuesday evening's Polo Ralph Lauren Children's show at the Central Park Zoo…


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The world’s biggest ‘Star Wars’ collection

Rancho Obi-Wan has 300,000 unique “Star Wars”-related pieces, earning it the Guinness world record for “Largest Collection of Star Wars Memorabilia.”


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Pirates of the Caribbean: At World’s End – Gore Verbinski

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Pirates of the Caribbean: At World’s End

Gore Verbinski

Genre: Action & Adventure

Price: $ 17.99

Rental Price: $ 2.99

Release Date: May 24, 2007


Just when he's needed most, Captain Jack Sparrow (Johnny Depp), that witty and wily charmer of a pirate, is trapped on a sea of sand in Davy Jones' Locker. In an increasingly shaky alliance, Will Turner (Orlando Bloom), Elizabeth Swann (Keira Knightley) and Captain Barbossa (Geoffrey Rush) begin a desperate quest to find and rescue him. Captain Jack's the last of the nine Pirate Lords of the Brethren Court who must come together united in one last stand to preserve the freedom-loving pirates' way of life. From exotic Singapore to World's End and beyond, from Shipwreck Island to a titanic battle, this adventure's filled with over-the-edge action, irreverent humor and seafaring myth and magic. Everything has led to this twisting, turning, wild swashbuckling ride in this final chapter of the PIRATES OF THE CARIBBEAN trilogy.

© © 2007 Disney Enterprises, Inc. All Rights Reserved.

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American Voices: World’s Oldest Sperm Discovered

While on an Antarctic search for evidence of small mammal bones, researchers inadvertently discovered the oldest animal sperm on record, a 50-million-year-old worm sperm inside a fossilized cocoon, though the sperm was broken into fragments and will be unable to shed light on the anatomy of the worm species. What do you think?



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R. Kelly — World’s Greatest Cheapskate … Bro Says He Got Stiffed

R. Kelly worked his brother to the bone — 144 hours/week according to Bruce Kelly … who says he never got a dime, so now he’s blowing the whistle on the singer with the State of Illinois. Bruce says his younger bro hired him in March as a personal…

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The World’s Greatest Marches Performed By the Masters of March – The John Phillips Sousa Orchestra

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The World’s Greatest Marches Performed By the Masters of March

The John Phillips Sousa Orchestra

Genre: Classical

Price: $ 9.99

Release Date: July 25, 2007

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KLG, Hoda reveal top 3 winners of World’s Ugliest Dog contest

It was a “ruff” competition but someone had to be named the winner. Kathie Lee and Hoda reveal which dogs placed in the top three spots.


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Hannah Montana and Miley Cyrus – Best of Both Worlds Concert – Bruce Hendricks

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Hannah Montana and Miley Cyrus – Best of Both Worlds Concert

Bruce Hendricks

Genre: Concert Films

Price: $ 17.99

Rental Price: $ 2.99

Release Date: August 19, 2008


Make Some Noise and get ready for the year's most eye-popping, dance-in-your-seat music experience with Hannah Montana and Miley Cyrus Best Of Both Worlds Concert and Movie! For the first time ever, Miley performs as herself and Hannah in the same epic show! With a special appearance by the Jonas Brothers.

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Would Jurassic World’s New Dinosaur Win in an Epic Showdown?

Who would win in a battle of the dinos? “Jurassic World” consultant and renowned paleontologist Jack Horner gives us his picks, if the new “Jurassic World” dinosaur Indominus rex came face-to-face with a Tyrannosaurus rex and a velociraptor.
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Drake Discusses ‘Being The Bridge’ Between The Worlds Of Art And Music: Watch

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Worlds Unseen – Rachel Starr Thomson

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Worlds Unseen

The Seventh World Trilogy, no. 1

Rachel Starr Thomson

Genre: Fantasy

Publish Date: December 4, 2009

Publisher: Rachel Starr Thomson

Seller: Smashwords


The Council for Exploration Into Worlds Unseen believed there was more to reality than the Empire had taught them—but when they came a little too close to the truth, tragedy ended their work, leaving the terrifying and beautiful world behind their own still hidden. As he lays dying forty years later, one of the last Council members entrusts an ancient relic to an orphaned young woman named Maggie Sheffield: a scroll that will reveal the truth at last. Along with the Gypsy Nicolas Fisher, who hears things no one else can, Maggie sets out on a journey across the Seventh World to deliver the scroll to a group of rebels in the east. But the price of truth may be too high: for Maggie and Nicolas are tearing at the Veil between the seen and the unseen, between good and evil, between forgotten past and treacherous future. Monstrous forces are already on their trail. And when the Veil grows thin enough, it’s anyone’s guess what may come through. Worlds Unseen is the first book in The Seventh World Trilogy.

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California Roots Music Festival Is One of World’s Largest Reggae Events – the Secret Behind the Success

It happened here: the first major appearances of Jimi Hendrix, The Who, Janis Joplin, Otis Redding and more. No we’re not talking about Woodstock. Before Woodstock. In a quiet seaside town known more for sardines than kissing the sky.Monterey, California.The Monterey Pop Festival was a sold-out music event in June 1967. Among the notables…
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3-D Mapping The World’s Coral — to Save It

Coral reefs are under threat, but measuring the loss has been difficult. To get a better and faster picture of coral health, researchers developed a new incredibly accurate 3D mapping system.

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Aerie And Gray Malin Team Up To Create The World’s Biggest ‘Unretouched Selfie’

Move over, Kim Kardashian. You just got out-selfied.

American Eagle, Aerie and famed photographer Gray Malin recruited over 1,000 women, including Mae Whitman and DJ/lifestyle guru Hannah Bronfman, in an attempt to create a record-breaking “world’s largest unretouched selfie” Saturday in Miami Beach. Each participant is wearing clothing emblazoned with #AerieREAL, the brand’s mantra. While the photo was snapped on the ground, Malin simultaneously captured the moment from a helicopter.

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The photo falls in line with Aerie’s dedication to ditching Photoshop, celebrating natural beauty and empowering women to be real.

Aerie has continually pushed its message through ad campaigns. This event symbolizes not only a shift toward inclusion in the fashion industry, but also the impact deciding to go sans Photoshop has had on consumers. Jenny Altman, fit and style expert for Aerie, explains:

What better way to make a statement about self expression than taking a selfie? We are so excited to host an iconic pop cultural moment, influencing women around the world to love themselves even when they are the most exposed — in a swimsuit. This photo is a celebration of the change that has happened in the fashion industry and society in general. Girls are strong and confident, whatever their shape, size or style.

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Chappie Featurette – “World’s First Thinking Robot”

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In the near future, crime is patrolled by an oppressive mechanized police force. But now, the people are fighting back. When one police droid, Chappie, is stolen and given new programming, he becomes the first robot with the ability to think and feel for himself. As powerful, destructive forces start to see Chappie as a danger to mankind and order, they will stop at nothing to maintain the status quo and ensure that Chappie is the last of his kind.

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Some Of The World’s Most Famous Transgender Women Cover CANDY magazine

2014 has been a whirlwind year for mainstream transgender visibility.

As we approach the end of this historic year for individuals identifying across the transgender spectrum, one magazine is celebrating the women who are living authentically and openly at the forefront of the battle for transgender rights.

For its 8th issue, Winter 2014-2015, C☆NDY Magazine brought together fourteen of the most prominent women who have become the faces of the transgender movement.

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From left to right: Laverne Cox, Janet Mock, Carmen Carrera, Geena Rocero, Isis King, Gisele Alicea, Leyna Ramous, Dina Marie, Nina Poon, Juliana Huxtable, Niki M’nray, Pêche Di, Carmen Xtravaganza and Yasmine Petty

C☆NDY cites itself as “the first transversal style magazine” and is reportedly named after Candy Darling, the Andy Warhol superstar.

Luis Venegas, founder of C☆NDY, told Style.com that the shoot found inspiration from Vanity Fair’s Hollywood Issue. “It’s the first time such a large number of trans women have been featured on the cover of a magazine,” he stated. “Is it too daring to say that we’ve made history? Time will tell.”

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You’re the World’s Greatest Mom, Mom, Which Is Why Tonight We’ll Be Dining at Hooters

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Dearest Mother,

Happy Mother’s Day!

Was it Joyce that wrote, “Whatever else is unsure in this stinking dunghill of a world a mother’s love is not?” I know exactly what he means. For the past thirty years, I have never once doubted your slavish devotion to me, your best and only child. You are the bedrock, the lynchpin, the gluey Mom-particle slathered across the construction paper of my reality.

When my shoelaces needed tying, who bent down and tied them? You did. When my boo-boos needed bandaging last week, who was there to wipe away the tears and apply immediate, life saving first-aid? You were, that’s who. When that vindictive, alcoholic judge set my bail at fifty thousand dollars, who took out a second mortgage on her home to pay for it? And who forfeited that bail money and lost that home when I crossed the state line to go to the “good” gentleman’s club? I bet you know what I’m going to write next without me even having to write it. That’s just how strong our mother/son bond is.

Sometimes it makes me wonder: is there really ever any way to repay a woman who has given so much? The woman who gave the precious gift of life itself…?

I would say, affirmatively, yes. Yes, there is. You’re the most important woman in my life, Mom, and that’s why we’re going to celebrate YOU this Mother’s Day–at Hooters. The one closest to my house.

Ah! I can already imagine your lips parting in protest! Has motherly selflessness lodged in your breast for so long that you have no vacancies for the thoughtful gesture of a grateful son? Look, Mom, I know you’re worried about the cost, but you don’t have to. As I told you last Christmas when I bought you Marvel’s The Avengers on Blu-ray Disc (and you, bless your thrifty soul, said I shouldn’t have), the central bank of my heart will always print out more money for you. Whatever your heart desires, from a pitcher of our nation’s finest mass-produced domestic beer to a t-shirt that reads “I Got Double Ds in High School,” it’s yours.

That said, given my current fiscal crisis, I’d ask you to limit your entree purchase to $ 10.

Tonight it’s about you and me, Mom. I want to hear more about your craft projects, and how things are going since Dad left us for that young harlot. The farthest thing from my mind will be the parade of busty, apple-bottomed, scantily clad women cooing about what a “darling” and “sweetheart” I am for taking you out on Mother’s Day. When the breasts of Brandi, our waitress, crash into my shoulder blades with all the passion and drama of shifting tectonic plates, it will barely register on my Richter scale. Because I’ll be paying rapt attention to your story about what’s her face who did that thing in your Sunday School class or whatever.

I can’t conceive of a more perfect place to rejoice in the enduring love of mother and son, can you? Everywhere I turn there will be a monument to you. The basket of Buffalo wings upon which we shall snack will be tender and slightly sweet, much like your ever-patient care for me. Everywhere I look I will see your face beaming at mine: from your actual face, which will be right in front of me, to your food face that I will make on my plate out of curly fries (your Pre-Raphaelite tresses!) and a “I-Just-Don’t-Give-A-HOOT” Triple Cheeseburger.

The maternal presence of the Hooters Owl, watching over me with those massive, melon-like eyes, will make me think about things. Big things. Big, heaving things. Big, heaving, sweaty, globular things…

I mean, the big things in life. You know, like, “‘Hoo-hoo’ am I? I’d be nothing without my Mom.”

And just when your heart feels like it is going to burst at a son’s solemn show of love (with you feigning heartburn, but I know you!) I will unveil my last surprise. A literal cherry on top. I will have whispered into Brandi’s ear that it is not only Mother’s Day, but also your birthday. As a chorus line of blondes and redheads and brunettes and even an Asian (remind me to get her number) jiggles and bounces and titters through a rendition of the happy birthday song just for you, I will look over and see the tears in your eyes.

You won’t have to say anything because I know what you’ll be thinking: “I have the best son in the world.”

Love,

Graham
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